#werther's original :)

[reblogthy]

[trooperst-3v3]

Trying out a new idea for finding out if Snoke or his essence are still hanging around: Gonna set a trap for him.

I put a little box in the corner of my quarters full of things to lure him in: * A hardback copy of Fifty Shades of Grey: Finding Balance Between the Light Side and the Dark Side by Master Sharku Trie * A fresh bolt of gold lamé * A Bag of Werther's Original * An incredibly large pair of fuzzy slippers

That should do it. If I don't see any signs of him hanging around that box within the week, I'll know for sure sure he's not really here.

[donovanfartbread]

Speaking of candy, here's an old doodle. It's been six months since I've quit smoking. Time flies when you're craving nicotine.

"Boo-bert and Punkus rejoice at their haul of Caramel Apple Filled Werther's Originals"

[cassidy-peterson]

werther's original reblog if you agree

[pickingupspacetrash]

[behaemoth]

i don't think i shared my multiplayer character, he's a dad with a criminal past

[animatedtext]

requested by constellyations

[strewwwberry]

I need a binggeyuan fic where it's post bingge vs bingmei, and it's the classic bingge goes searching for a sqq of his own finds sy yada yada

BUT

First of all, Time in this world isn't lagged behind or something

And second of all, The ONLY and BIGGEST difference between the sqq sy and china sy is that china sy IS STILL ALIVE

and we know that shen yuan died early 20's I like to headcanon he's around 21-22 when he died, it was like 3 years before immortal alliance conference and I think bingmei spent 3 years in the abyss so sy would be 27-28 and then plant coma happens for 5 years so svsss sy is still in like 27-28 mentally but technically is around 32-33

Soooo

STILL ALIVE SY WOULD BE 33 ISH

NOT OLD AND LIKE PEOPLE CAN OBSESS FOR YEARS BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SY THINKS OF PIDW AS A PHASE

LIKE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING (and honestly pretty in character like obsessing over something until it's squeezed dry and then moving on, sounds pretty sy to me, at least in my headcanons lmao)

oh yeah and the bingge shows up like

"I want you, love me"

And sy, with eyebags, scruffy but in like a "messy bun" way (not bad scruffy like serving cunt scruffy), maybe he has a job coz his parents threatened to cut him off if he continues to just leech off them past 25,

Is just sat there, on his laptop probably reading another webnivel like

"Wtf, why did some xianxia demon style guy show up in my room, you remind me of that guy from a novel phase I had 🤔ᴴᴹᴹᴹ"

Better again if he's like half way there to realizing he's gay, maybe he goes around and if someone asks he's like "pretty sure I'm bisexual? Is that what it's called? Yeah? Yeah okay"

You know, 13 years of obsessing over sexy men on the internet and having a younger sister who's in the know, and the addition of 2 older brothers who his meimei definitely coerced into nagging at sy, will probably get at least a little cog going ykyk

So yeah I need it.

I'mma just a spiral into my corner about this

I can't write so I'm just drawing my shitty little drawings of my little scrubklys

[i-lavabean]

Tide and Bone scribbles

[lazylittledragon]

i'm almost at the end of my 8lb bag of glacier mints and i'm starting to panic because i sort of expected it to always be there

[deebrisbyfish]

Look, I GET it. For anyone even 3 minutes older than me, I am naught but a wee bebeh. I'm being silly and have no idea and wait 'till your MY age and yada yada yada. But I'm allowed to have some mild existential anxiety about turning 50, and since this comic strip has my NAME in the title, I'm gonna explore that. lol Any other cartoonists out there starting to feel the years OR the mileage? #CartoonistsFeelingOld

[yardsards]

still awaiting a response but here are some more pics of the boy

fingers crossed i am able to adopt him tomorrow

i am (hopefully) getting a cat next week!

(i gotta make sure my ESA letter that was written for my old cat will be good for a new cat, and then i gotta notify my landlord, and THEN my paperwork has to get approved by the humane society)

this is the boy i am considering getting

he is a gentle but very lazy little man with kind of a funny-looking face and a pudgy body and yellowy fur with white on his chest and paws

i think i'm gonna name him werther's original

(fingers crossed no one adopts him in the time it takes my papers to finish filing but that seems unlikely bc he's been at the shelter for almost a year by now)

[tokiwarcube]

A continuation to this post -- the long-awaited Pickles Relationship Headcanons! Thanks for your patience!

Nathan HERE ; Toki HERE ; Skwisgaar HERE ; Murderface HERE ; Charles HERE

Arguably one of the more emotionally mature members of Dethklok, Pickles is one of the easiest to fall into a relationship with. Not to say he isn’t an absolute fool in the time leading up to then (Because 1.) he’s really into you; 2.) he hasn’t properly dated in ages, and 3.) he doesn’t know how to impress people anymore outside of Dethklok, much less you), but he doesn’t struggle with as much inner turmoil. He knows he’s into you, and he’s not ashamed or confused about that. You’re hot, you’re fun to be around, you’re easy to get on with — what’s not to like? It’s just a matter of, you know, asking you out like a normal person instead of recreating every scene from “Jackass” to try and impress you.

Pickles is a man who is very lax with his affections, in many departments! Even before you were dating — hell, even before he started crushing on you — he was a pretty touchy guy. Half-hugs, shoulder bumps, the mythical Pickles shoulder massage… he has no problem with that sort of thing! If he’s the one initiating, that is. He startles a bit the first few times you initiate, but he doesn’t pull away. He tries to play it cool, but unfortunately, the Irish blood doesn’t cover his fluster too well.

Shotgunning with Pickles? Shotgunning with Pickles. Even if you already know how to smoke, he insists on sharing the smoke for at least a hit or two. Green eyes half lidded as you drink the smoke from his lips, warm hand tilting your head just so… The headiness and tingles that bubble in your chest hit far too soon for it to be the weed.

It’s not an uncommon sight to find the two of you couch-locked with tangled legs while some B-rate horror movie plays in the background. The boys are sick of it, especially with how tenderly he drags his nails up and down your spine, how the two of you giggle so freely at the cheap effects. Not brutal.

Absolutely craves your praise. He’s never really had a good support system, nevermind a kind voice in his life, so any tenderness on your end just makes him so soft. Try not to point out the way his shoulders shake, or how his eyes water a bit at your more meaningful words.

On that note: Pickles is easily the most visibly jealous member of Dethklok. He’s lived in Seth’s shadow for so long, constantly fiending for approval that just… never came. So you’ll have to forgive him when he gets testy when other people start hitting on you. Will he take your word for it when you say that he’s the one you love, and that you’re not going to leave him? Absolutely, without question. Will he also be knocking the offender flat on their ass? Also yes.

He will also throw hands on your behalf, anytime, anywhere.

Do the same for him, and oh boy… he has a lot of feelings about that. Very, very good feelings.

He is the number one purveyor of hips and thighs, and loves leaving little love bites. If he has a hand on your waist, he’ll likely be tracing one of those marks with his thumb. He’s also prone to letting his eyes wander the expanse of your legs when you walk, especially if you’re taller than him. He also has very strong feelings about a bit of a height difference.

Complete doofus at big events — if he’s sat anywhere near you at dinner (which believe me, he will be), he’s going to be playing footsie with you. He hates these stupid things, let him have his fun.

Lots of late-night talks, high or otherwise. There’s a really special atmosphere when the lights are low, and you’re just chatting in the wee hours of the night. Sometimes its something deep, but usually it’s about something as trivial as whether or not pizza shape affects taste. (He’s adamant that it does.)

He’s also a fan of late-night drives… and flights.

Don’t forget though, this man loves an adventure — he loves trying new things, and loves including you in his wild, wild life. If you’re not the partying type, that’s alright, but he does love a good adrenaline rush. Whether you’re holding back his dreads after a minute-long helicopter keg-stand or whether you’re the one trying to beat his record, he likes having you by his side.

Despite never having really received much comfort in hard times, he’s surprisingly good at giving it himself. He does this really cute thing when you’re at eye-level (whether you’re his height, or whether you’re sitting) where he’ll gently curl his hand around your head to guide your temple to his lips. He’ll place a single lingering kiss there, murmuring sweet little nothings against your skin as he drags his thumb across the area where his hand rests. The tenderness is appreciated of course, but the scratch of his beard as he talks always coaxes a little laugh from you.

The type to smile into kisses — he never says why, but you can usually feel his lips quirk upwards when they meet.

Very restless sleeper — while you might end the night in a tangled embrace, you never actually wake up that way. Don’t worry though, he’s always makes his way back over to you once he’s awake. The restlessness usually comes on at night, so when he’s falling back asleep in the afternoon morning, he’s pretty still. That being said, he hates waking up in the morning… but he hates when you leave the bed even more. His accent is so much heavier when he first wakes up, but you can just barely makes out the slurred pleads for “5 more minutes,” as he throws his arm around your middle.

Pickles has very nice hands and arms, and he knows it. He likes to show off a little for you when he plays, and you know it’s intentional cause he always does that stupid, lovable smirk right before casting a sidelong glance your way.

[nukacourier]

since aging is epic I decided to sketch how I think Arcade would look when he's older. Oldcade, if you will

Don't repost, reblogs are fine!!

[ittybittern]

Not what I wanted to draw, but this is the only thing my hands and brain can do at the moment.

Pondering my dragon again. Will I ever settle on a design? Tried drawing em without the stripes this time around. I like them generally but I'm not sure how well they fit here.

[guacamoleravioli]

It’s kind of wild we got an actual lesbian kiss in the MCU. Like, not a chaste background whatever, I mean full-on, plot-essential, center-of-the-screen sucking face.