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PARENTS ARENT HOME SO YK WHAT THAT MEANS
NO FACE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!
#were watching the lorax#keys speaks#keys speaks of irl#no face#no face spirited away#kaonashi spirited away#kaonashi#the lorax
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i have dark history with this man that goes back years
#watched the lorax today#mourned the loss of what we could've had#biggering#cries#And the onceler could've been hot that too#what the fuck were htey thinking!!!#why is he a little pathetic thing!!!!#and i usually like pathetic men!!!!!#ugh!#i hate missed potential!!!!#guys#lets make our own fanon of the onceler#and make him handsome#AND BIGGERING#I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU#!!!!!#I WANT TO ANIMATE YOU!!!!!!
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#talks#friends got so high we couldn’t stop laughing at the fuckin purple baby in finding Nemo#4 movies in one night…#we were on a ROLL#one friend was so obsessed with watching the Lorax#we were all begging for him to stop but he had the remote#just kept going and watched the whole thing#it was a good night 👍
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Went on Pony Town in the safe server to chill there with my sister and we had to witness the Lorax and the Oncler nearly breaking up, getting together again, kissing, the Oncler proposing to the Lorax (the Lorax said yes), them calling each other the most cursed pet names I've ever seen, the Oncler asking if they can get a child, the Lorax confessing that he already has a child from a different partner and then they did the no-no before they broke up again.
#They broke up because the Oncler doesn't wear deodorant#All who witnessed it were crying in fear#The Capsaicin Cookie crying and then leaving the server upon witnessing it was a mood#There was also so much more happening I swear#They broke up so often for so many reasons#Why is the Lorax fandom coming back again???#My sister and me were watching the drama like a movie until they did the nono. Then we just screamed.#lorax movie#the lorax#the oncler#oncler#ponytown#pony town#mlp#please help#cursed#my rambles#lorax fandom
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Hooked On A Feeling
Chapter Three - Playdate
Daniel is a Formula One driver, but, more importantly, he was a single dad to a wonderful little girl. He wants her to be a normal little girl, to have a normal social life, so he sends her to daycare. That was where she met Milo, her future best friend.
Milo's mother was incredibly stressed. She worked so hard to provide a good life for her son. But then he makes a new friend, a friend who has a hot dad (ofc they fall in love)
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Daniel held Olivia's hands as they walked towards the house. There was a cat sat outside of the door, watching as the approached. When they got too close, the cat scarpered, running into the neighbours garden.
Stepping up to the door, Daniel knocked. He squeezed Olivias hand as they waited for the door to open.
"Coming!" Came a faraway voice. In no time at all the door was open and Y/N was welcoming the two of them into her house.
"Hey Olivia!" Y/N cheered as she pulled open the door.
Daniel grinned as he and his daughter stepped inside. "Hey," he said as Y/N shut the door. "Thanks for doing this." He muttered the last part, trying not to let Olivia hear him.
"It's no problem," she said, walking in front of them and leading them into the living room. "Can I get either of you something to drink?"
As soon as Olivia was in the living room, Milo was on his feet, shouting his name as he ran towards her. The two embraced and Milo pulled her into the middle of the room, where he had a collection of toys already set out. "My Momma said we can watch a movie while we play," he said, sitting on the floor.
As the two began playing, Daniel sat on one of the sofas and Y/N walked in with glasses of water for her guests. "What're we watching, kids?" She asked as she sat on the opposite side of the sofa to Daniel.
"Barbie," Olivia said instantly.
"Momma no! I don't want to watch barbie!" Milo suddenly called.
Y/N opened a streaming service and began scrolling through the kids section. "How about we find something we can all agree on?" She said calmly as she searched for a movie.
They settled on the Lorax. The kids played as Daniel and Y/N watched over them, the film playing in the background.
As they played, Y/N shuffled closer to Daniel. "I wasn't sure what to get for dinner so I got several different pizzas. I hope that's okay."
"That's more than okay," Daniel said as he took off his Red Bull hat. "Olivia doesn't get pizza very often."
"Why's that?" She asked as she looked at him, her body full turned towards him (this didn't go unnoticed by Milo and Olivia).
Daniels fingers drummed against the arm of the sofa. "She might have it at her mums place, but Livvy insists she eats like me when she's at mine so she can be just like her daddy."
Before Y/N could push for more information, Olivia turned around. "Daddy, shut up!" She called.
Suddenly, Daniel levelled her with a look. "Do you want to try that again, little lady?"
She blushed pink and looked down at her socks. "Daddy, could you be quiet so Milo and I can watch the TV?"
It was better, but Olivia still could have been politer. But Daniel let it go. He didn't push, didn't want to embarrass her in front of her friend.
Towards the end of the movie Y/N got up. She stood from the sofa and walked out of the room, leaving them there while she went to the kitchen. With the doors open, she could hear as the kids watched TV and played while she put the pizzas in the oven and set a timer on her phone.
After a short episode of scooby doo, the kids were sat at the kitchen table, two pizzas in front of them. They picked and chose which pizza they wanted, leaving what they didn't. Y/N knew they'd never eat it all, leaving what they didn't want for her and Daniel.
After they had eaten, Milo pulled Olivia out of the kitchen, and up to his bedroom. Poppy that cat had made her way up to his bedroom while they were all downstairs, sleeping on Milo's bed. But, as soon as she heard them running up the stairs, she scarpered, running down the stairs and out of the cat flap.
Full and tired from an afternoon of playing, Milo and Olivia soon found themselves asleep on the floor. Their parents found them when Y/N gave Daniel and tour of their small house. She picked up Milo and placed him in his bed as Daniel scooped up Olivia.
"I guess we should get going," he said, holding her in his arms.
Y/N looked towards her bedroom. She and Daniel hadn't had a proper chance to talk, and she wanted to know more. He was intriguing, incredibly so, and she wasn't ready to say goodbye. Not yet. "Well, you could let her have a nice little sleep in here," she said and pushed open her bedroom door.
Daniel grinned as he walked Olivia into the bedroom. He laid her down onto the bed and laid her down in it, pulling the blankets up to her chin.
Leaving the door open to give her some light, Y/N took Daniel back downstairs. They walked through the kitchen and out into the back garden. The porch light was on as they sat on the swinging chair and faced each other. "Can I ask you something rather personal?" She asked as she gently rocked the chair with her foot.
"Go for it," Daniel replied, Poppy the cat suddenly jumping up between them. She ignored her owner, immediately settling onto Daniels lap, promptly falling asleep.
Y/N sucked in a deep breath. It was something that had been weighing on her mind for the last week, something that Milo had told her when he first met Olivia. "Milo says Olivia doesn't like her mum. Can I ask what that's about?"
The smile dropped from Daniel’s face. He did that a lot, Y/N had begun to realise from the two times she had met him, He shifted in his seat as he scratched at Poppy’s coat. “Olivia doesn’t talk to me about what happens at her mum’s house. But she does talk to my parents. She doesn’t hit her, but she does make her miserable. Olivia gets locked in her room whenever she shows the slightest hint of attitude and her mum’s constant stream of boyfriends piss her off. She said that once, that they piss her off. I’ll let you guess where she learned that.”
Daniel went on, becoming more and more distressed. But Poppy pawing at his leg stopped him. He scratched at her chin and looked at Y/N, letting a smile cross his face. “Anyway,” he said. “My turn with the deep questions.”
He asked the one question Y/N wasn’t keen on answering. Not that she wanted it to be a secret, and she was definitely going to answer him. But after five years it still wasn’t the easiest subject to talk about.
“I was nineteen when I found out I was pregnant with Milo. I told my partner at the time, and he wanted nothing to do with me. I told my parents, and they wanted nothing to do with me. So I took off, moved out here, got a job and gave birth to Milo. It’s been just me and him ever since. His dad knows nothing about him and never will. It’s me and Milo against the world.” She sat up a little straighter. As it got later in the day, the sun began to dip and the air turned ever so slightly colder. “How about you? What happened with you and Olivia’s mother?”
Daniel shrugged his shoulders. He actually shrugged. What kind of response was that? But Y/N said nothing as he began talking. “We were in love, moved too fast. Olivia was born exactly nine months into our relationship, when I was racing in Silverstone-“ A fact Daniel would never forgive himself for, that he missed the birth of his daughter. “-Things had been sour between us since before Olivia was born, but we tried to stay together for her. But we realised she would have been growing up in a shitty environment, so we went our separate ways.”
They continued talking through the night, until Olivia and Milo came running downstairs, now wide away. Milo climbed into his mother’s lap while Olivia grabbed a hold of her father’s arm. “Daddy, can we live here?” She asked, reaching towards Poppy the cat.
Daniel laughed. He went to stand up, moving Poppy from his lap, and scooped Olivia into his arms. “Come on, Badger. Let’s get you home to bed.”
She pouted, laying her head on his shoulder. “Can we come back tomorrow?”
For a minute Daniel looked like he was thinking about it. “We could,” he mused. “Or we could take Y/N and Milo to the park, play on the swings and get some ice cream? How does that sound?”
Both kids cheered.
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from the start
pairing: yoon jeonghan x gender neutral reader
genre: fluff, established relationship
word count: 495
warnings: calling each other weird lovingly (reader gets called a weirdo affectionately LOL), passing mention of food, they both talk about slightly embarrassing things
author note: this was also requested by my fav melimeli HAHA ily amelia thank you 🫶 have fun reading and i hope it lives up to your expectations 🙏 also, i love the laufey song that has the same title (okay i just love laufey) but sadly this isn’t based off of it 😞 lots of love <33
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“you know, you always were a little weird from the start,” jeonghan says when you get comfortable on the bed beside him, patting your hair gently before staring at the tv screen in front of the two of you as if he hasn’t said anything offensive.
you turn to glare at him before settling back comfortably against his chest—it’s way too late for your brain to function, and you would’ve been sleeping if your boyfriend hadn’t convinced you to stay up with him to watch a movie together. in fact, if he wants to be with you for longer even though you spent the entire day out with him, why is he dissing you out of nowhere? something isn’t adding up.
“hey! what do you mean by ‘a little weird’?” you whine, hand going up to smack his upper arm half heartedly before falling to your side once more. “you’re the weird one, not me.”
jeonghan raises an eyebrow before nudging your shoulder. “okay, so who was the one who tripped over their shoelaces when we first met and said my laces ‘must be trusty’ again? sweetie, who even says that?”
you purse your lips before glaring at him once more. “hey, i was nervous, okay! it’s not my fault you looked so good that day and my shoelaces just happened to be untied!”
jeonghan mocks your words, exaggerating the way he moves his mouth before smirking at your expression, finding this conversation way too funny.
“hannie…” you start, and he hums for you to continue, his smirk falling as one grows on your face. “aren’t you the one who was begging seungkwan to ditch his friend date with me? that one day i was supposed to go to the summer festival with him? he said you were practically on your knees and offered to buy him iced americanos for a month.”
your boyfriend opens his mouth to defend himself but realizes he really can’t, considering that what you’re saying is nothing but the truth—jeonghan was glued to seungkwan’s side that entire day, and kept asking him to let him go instead of his friend just so he could have an excuse to spend time with you.
“yeah, yeah, so maybe i did. but you’re the one who got told by those little kids that you looked like the lorax during halloween when you were matching with junnie with those carrot costumes—i told you back then that you should’ve gotten matching angel costumes with me but no,” he drags the last word out before booping your nose with a pointed look. “you never listen to me, do you?”
you groan, hiding your face in your boyfriend’s arm as he chuckles. “yeah, i thought so.”
“shut up, hannie.” you move back to glare at him once more but end up smiling at his upturned mouth.
jeonghan hums under his breath as he sighs, going back to patting your head. “i love you too, my little weirdo.”
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casual , part 9
“ i have anger issues ”
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edwards.73 that food looks pretty good im not gonna lie
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notes ) she’s a bit of a short one BUT HERES TO THE STARS’ SATURDAY NIGHT WIN AND THE WIN FROM TN ‼️ the stress was fucking insane and my heart was BEATING but we did it 🙏 a celebratory chapter if you will
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Will you write me a post-Fight Club fic? They’re bruised and beat up and I want to read about it.
Kersh had said Sweet fancy Moses when he saw their injuries and ordered them either home or desk bound until such time as they would not terrify small children with their countenances.
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Scully slouched against the wall with an ice pack on her face. She did not want to be here, but she didn’t want to be anywhere else either. People stared and she hated it more than she hated paperwork. She had practically worn a groove in her apartment floor from caged pacing.
Mulder was using a tape dispenser to grind Excedrin tablets into a powder. He rubbed it on the insides of his swollen lips like cocaine.
“Ow,” he observed. He didn’t get the fun medications until he went home, which he didn’t wish to do because it was boring. He carried his injuries with a certain swagger.
“I thought Mr. Saperstein was going to show you some in-your-face, smack-down moves so you could quit getting your ass kicked so often,” Scully said.
Mulder scowled at her. He grabbed a pad of paper from the desk and wrote YOU’RE LOOKING PRETTY ROUGH YOURSELF XENA. He tapped at it until she looked up.
“The Lorax is coming for you, Mulder,” she warned.
He was finding it difficult to talk clearly with a wired jaw but, because he found it impossible to refrain from making smart remarks, he was on his third legal pad.
WELL EXCUSE ME BUT I WASN’T EXPECTING TO HAVE TO EITHER TAKE A CANE TO THE JAW OR PUNCH AN OLD LADY
He added a frowny face and several exclamation points to emphasize the complexity of the situation.
Scully examined her reflection in the back of a spoon. Either Lulu or Betty - Scully couldn’t remember which thanks to the concussion - had launched herself off the ropes and onto Scully. She had led with her forehead.
“Burt Zupanic,” she mused, readjusting the ice. “Of all the men to fight over.”
SWEET-ASS PERM, Mulder noted, unhelpfully.
She laughed, which hurt. Most things hurt at present, her pride included. She’d already had three cups of coffee this morning, but after surviving all her various maimings, Scully was confident her organs could handle it. She emptied the pot into her Stanford mug.
Mulder tapped her arm. HEY I AM ORDERING SOME CLAM CHOWDER FOR LUNCH. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?
“Clam chowder through a straw, ugh, Mulder. Besides, you’re not supposed to have anything with chunks in it.”
THEY ARE BLENDING IT UP FOR ME. MILKSHAKE OF THE SEA.
She gagged a little. “That’s vile.”
PROBABLY. IF THEY MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT US I THINK WE SHOULD NOT MENTION THIS PARTICULAR INCIDENT.
As though he actual movie had been so much better. She cringed every time she thought about it. At least the COPS episode conveyed her reluctance and irritation. “Pinky swear.”
He held his own finger out and she hooked hers around it.
THE PACT IS SEALED
“Hey Mulder?”
“Hmmm?”
“Do you want to get the hell out of here, go take some of the really good painkillers, curl up in my bed in our underwear, and watch bad Lifetime movies until we pass out? I don’t have chowder but there’s leftover tomato bisque with your name on it.”
FUCK THE CHOWDER LET’S ROLL
They were out the door before the ink dried.
#xf fanfic#xfiles fanfic#my fic#prompt#inbox#fight club#actual worst episode ever#you are a real goddamned pieces of work kiddo
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...do we need a fic based on the aftermath of this gif? (im imagining bau!reader instead of tara) 👀
im just speaking for the people, you may call me the spencer reid lorax
https://www.tumblr.com/mandarinmoons/751014116818305024/need-him-to-pull-my-hair-push-me-down-knock-me
So sorry it took so long 😭
"Spencer Reid lorax" you're so real for that
“We’re not done here.”
The man you and Spencer were questioning pushed you back slightly, which caused Spencer to pull the man’s arms behind his back and push him down to a nearby stone fence, pulling a pair of handcuffs out and tightening them on the man’s wrists.
“Are you okay?”
Spencer looked back at you with concerned eyes, his eyes scanned you from head to toe and saw your hands shaking lightly. You quickly nodded and cleared your throat as you mumbled an “I’m alright” and the two of you walked the suspect to the car.
An hour passes and you watch the suspect from behind the window, biting the inside of your cheek as you see the slight scratch on his forehead that was caused by Spencer pulling him down. You weren’t a fan of violence, but seeing someone stand up for you in such a way did make you feel a certain way.
The door opened and closed, footsteps came your way and the light touch of a hand rested on your back, caressing it in a comforting manner.
“How’re you doing?”
“I’m alright.”
Spencer nodded and looked at the man you two took in. From the corner of your eye you saw Spencer’s jaw grow tense as his gaze on the man stayed still, he clearly did not like how the guy treated you.
“I think even he can sense your eyes burning a hole through him.”
Spencer chuckled and pulled you a bit closer to him, his arm going around your shoulder and squeezing it lightly.
“I just don’t want anything to happen to you.”
“And nothing will if you’re by my side.”
“That is true.”
Chuckling, you placed your hand on Spencer’s cheek as you leaned in and pressed a light kiss to it, causing his mouth to curl up in a grin.
“My hero.”
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when we were younger, like maybe 10 or 11, we primarily watched stuff from the on demand channel on spectrum/bright house networks. they had a section for free movies, typically these would get swapped out for different movies after a few weeks give or take, but sometimes they’d keep certain movies for way longer
one of the movies they kept for maybe a solid year on the free section was illumination’s the lorax, and we watched that shit practically everyday for months on end. it got to the point our grandma would tell us in that sort of somewhat gentle tone to please for the love of god pick a different movie, as the tv room was directly connected to the kitchen where she tended to be a lot. after a while she straight up banned us from watching the movie and even spent money on a different movie for us to watch so we’d stop fucking playing the lorax
the best part is we didn’t have actual internet access outside of poptropica and club penguin until 12 years old, so we were watching the lorax religiously but had absolutely zero involvement or idea about the onceler fandom
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— PLEASE, DATE MY BROTHER : twisted wonderland
[synopsis] ortho decides to do something about idia's crush on you, taking the role of matchmaker
[extra] ortho reminds me of a minecraft torch. apparently, there’s one called soul torch that's blue? i haven’t played in a while. ALSO, I STILL HAVEN’T FINISHED BOOK 6 HELP ME I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE
-`♡´- What do you mean Idia's social anxiety, awkwardness, and his extensive knowledge of internet slang haven't captivated you yet?Come on, give Idia a chance, please.
-`♡´- Maybe it's the fact he's a robot and he can catch onto things faster than regular humans, but there can be no way you haven't connected the dots yet. Idia invites you to play video games and watch some new anime episodes in his room after classes. He's always talking about you, his hair turning slightly pink when you compliment him for anything he did, and he pays attention to every single word that comes out of your mouth. How hasn't anyone but Ortho noticed that Idia clearly likes you? He's starting to wonder if humans can be that dense or if it’s just you (not to be mean). Ortho isn't taking any of it. If his brother won't do anything to get closer to you romantically, he may as well do it himself in his stead.
-`♡´- Something about Ortho is that he's stubborn. When he decides to do something, he's motivated to do anything to achieve it. The Shroud brothers care deeply about each other; they would do anything for the other to be happy, which means Ortho won't give up. The idea of having you as part of the family makes it worth it. He can already imagine the future you and his brother could have together. Can he be something like a flower girl at your wedding? He hopes he can. But for now, he will have to focus on making you like his brother back first.
-`♡´- His first method is simple. It’s better to start with something small; that’s what his intensive research said. He starts mentioning Idia in every conversation where you're involved: talking about what he did the other day, about something funny he did, complimenting him, and flaunting all of Idia's new works. Ortho can finally use one of the 1,000 random features Idia implemented (Idia himself gets surprised when Ortho uses one because he had forgotten they were even there).
"Oh this? Big brother implemented this cool feature yesterday. My hair can now turn different colors and play music at the same time. Look, it´s like a disco ball!" And then his hair starts switching colors and playing music from Idia’s very specific music taste. He looks like that one disco tree in the Lorax movie.
This method was working, but then something happened. More specifically, Ace and Grim happened. They both got tired of this happening for a week non-stop and told him to talk about something else that wasn't his brother, which didn’t make Ortho very happy. They both went back and forth over the topic, with Ortho defending Idia and Ace getting annoyed over it. It only stopped when Crewel scolded them for talking in class.
-`♡´- Since the first one didn’t work, he had to change plans. The second method was to drag you to Ignihyde to play some games with him in his room. And surprise, Idia is there. Wow, who would have thought? He didn't invite him; he was just there. He CLEARLY didn’t know he would be there. Then final exams season started, and you had to stop coming by so you could study. Also, Idia was starting to get suspicious over what his little brother was up to and how you were always there when he got out of his room.
-`♡´- His last resort was to make the both of you have a date. A date that you both didn’t know was supposed to be a date. Asking you both to hang out with the excuse of wanting to see this new movie that came out, only for him to leave the second the two of you aren’t watching him. He’s so proud of himself too, ignoring your calls as you try to ask him where he is. He leaves you both to have quality time and talk about whatever you guys want.
-`♡´- Now that he has tried all he could do and everything that popped up in his mind, Ortho will ask you to meet him somewhere, where he will ask you how you feel about Idia. He says he will keep it a secret, and he will, but please tell him already; he’s dying to know.
If you do like Idia back, Ortho will cheer and congratulate himself silently for doing such a good job. He’s so happy all his efforts worked, and you and his brother can finally be together! He will even throw confetti (another random feature Idia doesn’t remember implementing) and rub his victory in the face of all the first years, especially Ace and Grim.
Now, if you don't like Idia back, Ortho will short-circuit. It's even worse if you already like someone else, because that makes it harder for him to change your mind. It's not like he will resent you if you don't like his older brother; you’re still his best friend and he's happy for you, but he will mourn for at least a year the fact you could have been part of his family. At the end, he understands you can't force love and that you have the right to be with whoever you want to be, so he will drop it.
Maybe the real ‘you dating Idia’ was the friends he made along the way? Or at least that's what Ortho is going to tell himself while trying to figure out how to make Idia’s heartbreak not hurt that much. Curiosity did kill the cat, huh?
#twisted wonderland#twst#idia shroud x reader#idia x reader#ortho shroud#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#idia shroud#ignihyde
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I can Explain
Elliott x GN reader
So my SDV son randomly had his brown hair changed black, maybe from one of the mods I just installed but all I can think is Elliott and our kid got into something and now our baby has different colored hair.
When you got home from the mines sometime before six thirty you imagined your son and husband to be settling down for the night. Not for you to walk into the bathroom with Elliott rubbing his face with his hands green paint covering his white button down and a few splotches on his face, while your beautiful baby boy, only three years old. With neon green hair when this morning it was definitely matching yours.
The two hear your footsteps and turn to see you, Elliott hides his face while your very enthusiastic son smiles and says:
"Oh hi Mommy."
You look between your son and his father and shake your head. Your husband wearing a white button down shirt that is wet and has a great amount of green paint on it.
"Hi baby." You say sweetly, trying very hard not to loose your cool "What happened to your hair?"
"Daddy and I were watching TV and there was a lady with green hair so I found my paints and gave myself green hair."
"I see." You say, you turn to your husband. Elliott gives you a very nervous look, pressing his lips together in a thin line to try and not laugh and says:
"For the past few hours we have been very thorough trying to wash it out until I gave up. It's not coming out at all."
You hold back your snicker and Elliott has to take a breath seeing your reaction to the situation.
"Do you like it Mommy?" Your son asks looking up at you expectantly.
"It's so..vibrant." you say with a chuckle, "Like the kid in the Lorax."
Your son then jumps down from the counter and starts to sing the "Let it Grow" song from the Lorax while walking out of the room.
Elliott looks at you and you both loose it. It takes a moment for you two to recover before saying;
"The best thing to do about it right now is laugh." You say kissing him on the cheek, "I'll call Emily tomorrow, but for now I'd like to know how he got into the paint.
Elliott smiles down at you, grabbing you by your waist he gives you a soft smile and speaks while looking at you lovingly: "You are absolutely incredible for handling this so well."
You chuckle and shrug your shoulders, a small giggle escapes you, the two of you unaware of the small boy watching his parents be so affectionate with each other.
Elliott press a kiss to your forehead, a small smile on your lips as you speak;
"I figured you freaked out enough for both of us when it happened."
Elliott chuckles, looking down at you, some blush on his cheeks from your very correct assumption.
"Only slightly, but I don't think anything can top when you came home to see him in the dinosaur pin."
"Or when you nearly dropped him the first time you held him-"
The two of you go into your banter until Elliott silences you both with a kiss, your son making an "ooh" sound as the two of you kiss. You two break apart and prepare to get settled for the evening.
#stardew valley#stardew elliott#stardew fanfiction#elliot stardew valley#stardew farmer#elliot x reader#elliot x farmer#sdv#stardew valley elliott#elliott x reader#sdv elliot x farmer#elliot sdv#sdv elliott#sdv elliot#elliott x farmer#sdv farmer#Sdv farmer x elliott
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Being terminally online but only on tumblr and youtube just makes it so you’re forced to go through accidental humiliation rituals irl. Absolute lose-lose situations.
Several months back I started my first ever big person job out of college. My coworkers’ (despite most of them being my peers) exposure to the internet largely stops at Tiktok and Facebook.
It was about one month in when I looked over at my coworker’s computer and see she’s looking at pictures of the onceler on google images.
Obviously my blood freezes in my veins but I go “Hey whatcha looking at over there?” And she explains to me she is planning on putting a photo of “The guy from The Lorax” in our coworker’s locker because he looks like him.
But as she keeps scrolling she’s… discovering. She’s having an experience I wish I could have shared with her instead of looking on like I’m seeing corpses strewn about a battlefield. She’s seeing the art. She’s baffled. “Why would people draw that? What’s going on?” she wonders. She is 24 years old. “People are weird.” I say. It’s all I can say. I’m new here and we are at what is essentially a help desk where guests can come up and talk to us at any time. I leave it be. She finally chooses a normal photo to print.
Later I’m having a conversation about it with another coworker and she goes “oh yeah. Well, apparently on Reddit it was a thing to like… you know… want that guy and the Lorax to kiss.”
I almost lost it, guys. I was screaming in my head. There was an entire 2 hour youtuber essay being held back because I was unwilling to expose myself. I had to just look her in the eye and go “yeah that’s crazy lol.” There was no discussion about the self-ship art. That went right over their heads I think.
A few months later and I’m making jokes to my other coworkers about which president they would marry and my friend pipes up “we should make a tumblr about really hot presidents, guys.” Now this time I only had a moment to suffer the weight of Hamilton Tumblr before she said “It’s too bad none of us have a tumblr and it’s dead.”
(Now before you go and think she’s just doing a bit I later confided in her I have multiple tumblr accounts and she was like “Oh. Good for you!” and promised me she didn’t have one. I believe her.)
Then we come to Columbo Night. Columbo Night is when we all get together and watch Columbo. I was doing a bit where I didn’t know what drugs were (well half of a bit, because I don’t actually know too much about them).
I mentioned learning about angel dust in DARE, but when everyone asked what that was I had to admit I didn’t know which specific drug it was slang for. So they looked it up on urban dictionary. They find this:
They lose their minds trying to figure out what was going on with this definition.
I kept my mouth glued shut.
They learn it’s from Hazbin Hotel. “I think Hazbin Hotel is a web comic?” someone pipes up.
I’m staring at the floor in front of me. The handful of youtube video essays I’ve watched on the show are playing out in front of me. I’m counting my blessings I’ve never actually watched it.
They’re having conflicting opinions about the art style. I’m gripping the edge of my seat.
And then, it’s time for Columbo, and it’s all over. Just as quickly as it started, it ended. Thank you Columbo.
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Sigh.
How BROZONE will react to you on your period.
Kill me.
Warning: nothing, just fluff and comfort
Request for more, idc what you want I’ll give it.
Hopefully I have enough sanity.
Theres also some curse words, so beware <3
Let’s start with the man himself,
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
JOHN DORY.
Good luck.
Dude literally freaks the HELL out once you tell him your in pain
Do you REALLY expect him to know what a period is? He’s been living in the middle of nowhere for like 20 years with no social contact with anyone.
Once you say “I’m on my period” he’s confused, once you explain it to him (however you want idc) he’s disgusted but also concerned for you
I mean who wouldn’t after being told you piss blood every single month and have terrible cramps all day.
I would like to imagine once you explained, he would take care of you. Like give you cuddles, give you whatever you need, medicine, food, chocolate, water, etc etc.
After giving you everything you need for the day he comes into bed with you and snuggles with you
He probably suffocated you during the night on accident when you both were sleeping
The pressure on your stomach felt nice since he’s all warm and stuff.
SPRUCE/BRUCE
:/
Spruce? Well he isn’t as worried as JD, but he’s still a little concerned
Once you tell him your cramps hurt like hell, he’ll give you stuffy for your tummy and water and food that you requested for
He would lay next to you in your bed, you on your phone and him holding you from behind. His chest against your back.
He would rub your hip as he snuggled against you
The plushie against your stomach kinda helped a little.
The plushie had a little pressure against your tummy which felt kinda nice.
He has like 13 kids, ofc he knows what a period is.
He would go to the store and get you pads, tampons, or whatever things you need.
He just lets you sleep in for the week instead of working in the restaurant
You can’t lie he’s pretty cute when it came to comfort ❤️
CLAY
Baby boy Clay is a little worried.
I mean he’s used to Viva having her period I guess
But he’s just a little confused on how to take care of you.
He went to viva to ask for help-
Once he got some info, he asked what YOU wanted.
You told him you just wanted him to be with you through this, or whatever
He would sit on your bed, his back against the head board
He would lay your head on his lap and talk about one of the books he read in the sad book club
You listened to him speak sadly about the book that was about a black widow who ate her husband-
He’s weird in books
You could tell by this conversation.
He would also make you food if you want, and give you some water or a drink of your choice.
While your head laid on his lap he would rub your back, slowly going up
Resting his hand on your neck, his hand scooted up and played with your (long, short) hair.
FLOYD!
Jesus. Floyd is the most baby emo boy when it comes to you already.
When you said you were on your period he melted and started to tell you words of encouragement.
He got extra blankets and shut the windows, closing the curtains.
He turned the lights off, gave you water, soup, a heating pad, rubs on your thighs and tummy, and turned on the tv watching ‘the Lorax.’
He would be in between your legs, his head on top of your stomach as he caressed your thighs.
It felt nice to be touched by Floyd, he was always so gentle and soft when it came to comfort.
He placed a soft kiss on your tummy, saying “it’s okay…” and “I’m here”.
He’s such a sweetie boo ✋🤨
Idk if I should do Branch or not. I’ll work on it tho
#John dory#JD#BroZone#trolls three#trolls 3#band together#trolls band together#tbt#WIP#fluff#NO SMUT#period#period comfort#comfort#john dory x reader#Floyd#spruce#Bruce#clay#brothers#Clay trolls#Floyd trolls#Bruce trolls#spruce trolls
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Random wb headcannons
m.list ♡ taglist Wooin watched the Lorax once with Joker’s brothers and ever since he randomly sings the oncelear song. He walks around singing “Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch”
Dom shows Vinny random tik tok dances and tries to get Vinny to do them with him but he ends up being chased and yelled at.
Anytime Joker is exhausted he will forget to duck his head when walking into another room & will hit his head on the door frame
Jay accidentally butt dialed his mom when he asked a group of guys for a cigarette
Minu tried practicing how to ask Mia on a date with Dom just for Yuna and Mia to walk in on the conversation
Vinny once told a girl he didn’t have a phone so she’d leave him alone just for his phone to ring as he walks away
Owen has waved to someone he thought was waving to him but later realized they were waving to the person behind him
Shelly’s grandpa over heard her talking to Yuna and Mia about marrying Jay and Jay still can’t figure out why the principle keeps giving him side eyes any time they meet
Yuna accidentally admitted to Shelly and Mia that she likes Dom (they already knew)
Mia has walked in on Dom and Minu arguing over how to get girls many times.
Monster falls for the pop up ads on suspicious websites. Ex: you have five minutes to click this link to get the virus off your computer
Chris D’Char has choked on his food before because he eats too fast. Once he saw his life flash before his eyes over some French fries going down the wrong way.
Sangho Choi has thought about shipping his brother off somewhere and never bringing him back
Hwangyeon Choi steals his brothers cool items ( watches, clothes, cologne, etc)
Dedicated to@ankita607 @koiiiiijiii @inosukehana @catsrkool @jesusownsme @cozyunderworld @rossesnd
#windbreaker webtoon#windbreaker#windbreaker x reader#wooin windbreaker#joker windbreaker#dom kang#windbreaker shelly#minu yun#jay jo#vinny hong#owen knight#Spotify#Monster#chris d'char#hwangyeon choi#sangho choi
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Hello hello!! Could I please request the Luxiem boys as parents?? I have the most urgent need to see these boys with kids ❤️. Thank you so much for your time and dedication.
Hello! Thank you for the very cute request anon! I had alot of fun writing this I hope you enjoy!
Other parent is non-binary so I used some non-binary parent names like Dama, Noddy and Mobby.
WARNING: Please remember that I am writing about luxiem based on their characters online and not of the people behind their vtuber avatars, thank you!
Fandom: luxiem, nijisanji.
Pairing: luxiem and their kids
Category: platonic, fluff, vox is scary to kids, luxiem being dad.
Being a dad
Luca kanashiro
• Luca is the type of person to not really like kids as much, or only love to troll children, until he has one of his own.
• the first time he had to hold his bundle of joy, she was two months old, he almost cried, he refused to hold her when she was younger in fear of hurting her.
• he was so careful, so gentle, he held his girl close to his chest, watching in wonder as she wiggles slightly around in his arm, before settling to rest her cheek against his chest, looking up at him with big lavender eyes.
• Luca stares back with his own lavender eyes, blinking at girl before a wide grin formed on his face, as he started to make funny faces the small girl in his arms starting to giggle softly, hand moving to grab a few strands of his hair pulling on it gently.
• luca chuckles and pretends to tickle the baby, the baby cooing and giggling in his arms.
• Luca learned at that moment why small kids were so special.
• even as the small girl grew Luca's adoration for his girl never faded, it only grew stronger with time.
♫︎
Luca was sat on his couch his 4 year old girl sat on his lap, covered in a hello kitty blanket, they both were watching TV, watching the lorax to be exact.
His girl heard vox complaining about it at some point, and insisted she watch it, she was pretty invested watching with her soft lavender eyes, blonde locks pulled into a small braid Luca did on her earlier.
"Daddy, why did the man cut the trees?" The girl asked gently, as the form of the black haired male appeared on screen cutting down the colorful trees.
"Uhh, daddy doesn't really know sweetpie, maybe for the wood?" Luca mumbled, the movie genuinely confusing him to no end, he wasn't focused on it, but was rather excited to annoy vox.
The girl hummed softly deeply in thought, her small mind trying to piece together why the man cut so many trees down.
"At daycare, teacher told us to not harm plants, because they get sad, poor trees" the girl pouted gently, rubbing her eyes, starting to feel slightly sleepy.
"You know what, forget about the lorax, wanna go eat ice cream without Noddy knowing?" Luca asked with a smirk a wide grin forming on his face, the mention of ice cream made the girl in his lap perk up visibly happier now.
"Yeah! But wouldn't Noddy get upset?" The girl asked with wide eyes, not wanting to make her Noddy upset.
"Nah, daddy will use his endless charm to make them happy" Luca said a grin on his lips as he got up holding his girl close, as he moved to the kitchen grabbed a tub of ice cream and spoons, sitting back down on the couch and starting to eat with his girl, switching tv to something more exciting as they enjoyed their ice cream happily.
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Shu yamino
•shu is the type to know all the essentials of taking care of a child but never truly knows how much work goes into it, which made him sort of think that it's easy.
•he first held his baby right after they were brought home, he sat on the couch, his partner passing him the small baby gently.
•he was quite nervous to say the least, he held his small baby boy close, feeling the warmth radiating from the small baby wrapped in a blanket, the baby moved his hands around stretching slightly with a small whine.
•shu rubbed the baby's back gently, his eyebrows furrowing slightly, lips pursing slightly, the baby opened his big magenta coloured eyes, staring up at shu's face eyebrows slightly furrowed and lips pursing into a small pout.
•shu knew the baby probably couldn't see, but he was still amazed and subconsciously his lips moved into a slight wobbly smile at the small child, who's features relaxed into a small smile when shu kissed his head.
•even now he still thinks parenting is somewhat easy, and knows it's probably because of how shy and compliant his son is.
•he never truly understood how you can love someone so much that you would risk everything for them, until he met his partner and met his own bundle of joy.
•he definitely isn't the type to spoil his kid, but gets the boy whatever he wants, definitely teaches him how to play videogames, and teaches him only the best jokes.
♫︎
Shu was sitting on his gaming chair, his 7 year old son sitting on his lap, wearing purple headphones that looked too big on his head, The boy's palm rested on the mouse, shu's palm resting over his, moving the mouse.
"Yess, good job bud, we got 'em" shu cheered, giving the boy a high-five and ruffling his hair.
"Papa! Did you see! I got both uncle Alban and uncle sonny!" The boy bounced happily smiling widely, shu nodded proudly placing his palm on the boy's gently gently, the boy chuckled before turning to look at the screen again, shu placing his larger palm over the boy's.
"Now we just gotta get Luca cornered, and boom! Shoot him with the eggs" shu explained, the boy nodding quickly eyes focused on the screen Infront of them.
They were playing Minecraft peacefully collecting things, when Luca suddenly decided to start an egg war, and shu being the amazing father he is decided to include his son in said war.
They had just killed both Alban and sonny, who somehow managed to get themselves killed by eggs, and the only one left was Luca who was cackling evily in VC Alban and sonny laughing in the background.
It took some effort, lots of eggs and the power of chicken to finally kill Luca, shu cheered happily laughing as he gave his son a high-five, Luca was whining while laughing saying how he was 'egg king' and It took some effort, lots of eggs and the power of chicken to finally kill Luca, shu cheered happily laughing as he gave his son a high-five, Luca was whining while laughing saying how he was 'egg king' and how he's supposed to never be defeated.
"Sorry uncle Luca, seems like you're the eggless king now" the boy said with a soft giggle, shu ruffling his hair softly while laughing Alban and Sonny laughing in VC while Luca pretended to whine while laughing.
"That's my son!" Shu proudly said ruffling his son's hair once more, Luca stood infornt of shu's character throwing him a certain golden helmet that's was supposed to be a 'crown', shu moving into his inventory to wear it happily, his son smiling widely.
"You just got beat by a 7 year old Luca who does it feel?" Alban laughed, sonny chuckling softly and throwing some flowers in the air.
"Unpog" Luca whined, moving to start hitting the endless amount of baby chickens.
"Time to put these chickens somewhere safe" shu hummed his nod nodding his head quickly while moving to place his palm once more on the mouse, shu smiling softly at him and placing his palm over his son's.
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Ike eveland
• Ike likes children, doesn't specifically love them, especially at their age of craziness, but doesn't hate them either, thinks small babies are cute though.
• he never understood baby fever, until he had his first kid and held her for the first time, his girl with his bright yellow eyes and his partner's hair colour and the biggest smile he ever saw in his life.
• scratch everything I just said, Ike loves babies, they're so cute and small, and cuddly, they're a little stinky sometimes a bit whiny but when his little girl looks up at him with the biggest eyes and pout, he forgets everything he was just saying.
• is definitely the type of dad to cry whenever he sees his kid in cute clothes, definitely buys her Miku themed clothes.
• whenever he has the chance to brush his girl's hair he puts it into two ponytails, just melts every single time.
• he's the one that puts her to sleep, reads a bedtime story while laying next to her, covers her in her soft blanket and kisses her forehead gently.
• is the supportive dad that all of his girl's friends like, loves his daughter no matter what and knows when to support her and when to tell her she's wrong.
• buys his girl anything she wants, unless it's something she wouldn't really use, or things he knows won't be useful later for her.
♫︎
Ike laid down on a small baby blue bed, a book with a soft yellow cover resting in his hands, titled 'the princess and knight in shining armor'.
His 5 year old girl laid down next to him, her head resting on Ike's arm, covered in a soft white blanket, her short hair pulled into a small bun, as to not bother her while sleeping.
"And the princess said 'thank you dear knight, for saving me and my kingdom' as she smiles gently at the knight" ike read in a soothing voice, his girl laying down next to him with sleepy eyes, looking at the book in his hands, the illustration of the knight bowed to the princess as she smiled at him.
"Papa, can Mobby be the princess and you the Knight" the girl mumbled sleepily against Ike's arm, looking up at him with heavy eyes.
"Of course sweetheart, well I wouldn't really say I would be the knight your Mobby can be a very convincing knight" Ike chuckled lowly smiling at his daughter who hummed in agreement and giggled.
"Mobby's so strong, papa is too but Mobby's better at it" the girl mumbled softly going back to looking at the book, imagining if Ike was the prince with a blue suit, her mobby the knight in shining armor smiling at the prince.
"The knight said 'it is only my duty, my lady, I shall live to serve and protect you till my last breath' as he bowed down on one knee" ike continued reading gently, heavy, sleepy eyes starting to shut slowly.
"You'd be a pretty princess papa" the girl whispered gently breath evening out, and eyes shut as she falls into deep slumber.
Ike smiled gently closing the book and placing it away, moving to rest the small girl fully on her bed, covering her in her soft blanket, kissing her forehead gently.
"Goodnight my sweet, rest well" Ike whispered gently getting off her bed and moving outside the room with a happy smile on his face.
Wondering how lucky he got to have such an amazing family.
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Vox akuma
• vox loves kids, they're cute, easy to annoy, fun to feed, and have really funny brains.
• he never really thought he would have one of his own until he had his son, the first time he held the small boy, the boy started looking up at him with big pink eyes, vox smiled at him, the boy's lips started to quiver as a sharp cry left his small lips, vox frowning as he tried to shush the boy gently, the boy crying harder.
• he decided to not hold the boy until he was a little older, the second time he held his son he was about 5 months old, a small tuff of black hair was growing on his head, the boy looked up at vox once again with big eyes, that started to water slowly, vox's lips dropped into a small pout, the boy started to cry again reaching out for his other guardian who smiled softly and took the boy from vox.
• vox grumpled all day about it, his partner patting his shoulder and saying he's just still too young to understand.
• vox loved his son of course, but definitely noticed early on he wasn't the favourite, which made him slightly upset but he understood his partner was amazing so of course.
• as the boy got older, he got more protective his other parent, pushing vox away if he gave them a hug or a kiss, and pouting and hugging his parent tightly.
• vox found it the most amusing thing ever, and always did it to annoy the boy a little, but noticed how the boy warmed up to him overtime.
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Vox sat on the couch his arms crossed, across from him sat a certain 7 year old boy, with soft long black hair that reached his shoulder and soft pink eyes, his lips were pursed into a pout as he sat on the floor his arms crossed.
Vox's significant other had to go shopping and decided that it would be a bright idea to get vox to watch their son while they were gone, since the boy was very much on edge whenever he got near vox lately more than usual.
Vox and his son had sat across from each other in awkward silence for about 5 minutes, vox was thinking of what to say to the pouty boy, sighing heavily before getting up to sit infornt of the boy.
"So what's the matter little guy" vox asked with a raised eyebrow looking at the boy with a soft gaze, the boy's pout grew even more as he continued to look down.
"Why did dad do to make you so upset" vox asked softly moving to pick up the boy and place him inn his lap, rubbing his back gently.
"Nothing" the boy mumbled softly looking down and twiddling his fingers, looking slightly tense, vox ruffled his soft hair and kissed his forehead.
"Come on, tell your old man what he did wrong, I promise to not do it again and apologize" vox asked, softly rubbing the boy's back.
The boy took a deep breath before moving to look up at vox with big watery eyes, vox tensing up and gripping the boy gently to reassure him.
"You hurt Dama" the boy mumbled softly, vox blinking at him slowly, so apparently his son thinks he hurt his partner.
"When?" Vox asked with a slight tilt of his head, the small boy swallowing lips quivering slightly.
"You ripped Dama's stomach open to get me out" the boy pouted starting to sniffle softly, vox's mouth was open in shock as he started to chuckle and gave the boy a hug.
"Of course not boy, I would never do that, who told you that?" Vox asked with a chuckle, the boy blinking away his tears and hugging vox back as he thought.
"My friend in school" the boy mumbles softly, vox gave him another hug, ruffling his hair gently and explaining that people at the hospital do that and that no one ripped his Dama's stomach open.
Since then vox and his son's relationship got better, vox still thinks it's the funniest thing ever, and now father and son are somehow closer than ever, but as we all know the boy's favourite is still his Dama.
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