Welcome to the starless planet! Come drift along with me!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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rip ancient romans you would’ve loved being on the jumbotron
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all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose
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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
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and are these elephants in the room with us now?
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some guy was trying to climb out of the bucket so me and my buddies yoinked him back in
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Flamingos huddled together in the bathroom at Miami Zoo during Hurricane Andrew on August 24, 1992.
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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip
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