#werdios

[tjonssah]

He's trying his best please be nice

he likes to show of the silly goober

[landopics]

[waywardrebelduck]

When you fall in love with a nightmare freezer version of yourself 😔

[f1zzlest1ckzz]

hey so which one of the resident evil games is ur favorite…. i love the resident evil games………

i have lore for this answer right so

me and my dad played through the majority of resi revelations 2 (specifically barrys campaign? but i dont actually remember if the storylines are seperate in that or not) so i have this massive nostalgic attachment to revelations 2.

However. as a whole . the first two games are my favourite. and 7.

[izzakitty]

i love reading reading facebook comments on my totally legal manga reading cite, they have an unique flavor, kinda like gorgonzola cheese

[spock-smokes-weed]

Ur no job for Luffy assessment is perfect bc to Luffy king of the pirates is freedom... ngl best take on modern strawhat occupations I have ever seen and I've been in this fandom for ten years

!!! Thank you so much!!! That’s such a nice compliment!!!

I really like thinking about modern AUs and trying to translate the fantastical characters of anime into something more mundane.

This modern AU came from a place of me wanting to project my 20s ennui onto the straw hats, also cus I really miss the beach and coastal towns and wanted to set a story in a town like that. But when I got to Luffy I literally couldn’t think of a job for him, cus tbh it felt wrong to make Luffy work. Luffy is not clocking in anywhere. He doesn’t have a W2. He’s that odd dude on the beach selling tie-dye shirts out of his van. He’s the friend who’s somehow got everything in life figured out even tho he’s literally homeless.

I even think you could keep the whole king of the pirates thing. Small tourists towns often have urban legends to attract ppl to come visit, and tbh “a pirate hid his treasure in one piece somewhere along this coast” is 100% the kind of legend you would find in real coastal towns. Luffy still says he’ll find Gold Rogers’ treasure and become king of the pirates, but now his whole community really thinks he’s throwing his life away.

There’s also a debate in the community on whether or not Luffy makes tourism better or worse. It certainly helps to have someone who so openly believes in the legend, but at the same time Luffy is actively swindling ppl on the beach.

[sayhit0woof]

Gonna hide the rocks tomorrow <3

[aspenonpawzzz]

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[problematicbots]

Jetfire: what if we just eat Megatron that would solve everything

Jetstorm: no way, that werdio definitely taste like old socks dude.

Jetfire: but I want to know what a head taste like

Jetstorm: then eat Blurr's head then

Blurr:... Sentinel the fuck is wrong with your soilders.

Sentinel:... huh.. don't mind them.. they're just like that...

Blurr: oh what they usually talk about cannibalism on Monday?!!

Sentinel under his breath: pff, believe me I get worse on Fridays

Blurr: WHAT

[idiotanonfrz]

👁️👁️

You should help your children out with being werdios

Im referring to this, btw

~ Lurking Anon👀👀

ENGLISH PROJECT AND CULMINATING-

I SWEAR ILL HELP IN A MINUTE

[cakepoppresent]

Surprise!

It's quiet in Vaughn's apartment its the first time Veronica is realizing how big the place is and how often she actually sees Vaughn. She can't remember going more than 2 days without seeing him. The audacity of it all. Might as well get ready

Tired and annoyed Vaughn is SICK of these damn meetings, they drone on and on about nothing. The empty small talk and the pointless flattery make him want to throw himself out the window.

Edmund: Don't forget we have a business dinner tonight, then a meeting tomorrow morning"

Vaughn: Jesus, can I breathe for 5 minutes?

Edmund: You're already exhausted? how do you expect to take over when you can handle these few days?

Vaughn: Get off my back. I'm having lunch in my office don't bother me

Edmund: Watch how you speak to me, Vaughn.

Vaughn: Whatever, I'll see you after lunch"

It's a constant battle between telling his dad to get fucked and reminding him of his mother's death and not wanting to disappoint Veronica. He needs a break. Pinching the bridge of his nose he takes a deep breath and heads into his office

"Surprise!"

Vaughn: Veronica?

Veronica: What you don't want to see me?

Vaughn: Of course not princess

Veronica: Good! I brought food!"

Vaughn: You must have missed me, you even brought me lunch. How will I survive without you?

Veronica: Just eat the food you werdio

Vaughn: Hmm...I'm not actually hungry for that right now

Veronica: sTOP being a pervert!

Vaughn: But you seem so much more appetizing than the food right now

Wait! I need to speak with you" Veronica takes a seat in Vaughn's lap and gives him a shy look "You're friends with Su right?"

Vaughn: I would say best friends

Veronica: Perfect! Tell him to stop bothering Grayson

Vaughn: Come again?

Veronica: I said tell Su to stop bothering Grayson! He is stressing him out and I don't like it or him!

Vaughn: Princess. Don't you think your brother is old enough to handle his own business?

Veronica: Excuse you? He's my brother I'm always going to watch out for him! Su is evil!

Vaughn: Evil is a pretty strong word. I would say he is just determined

Veronica: Are you crazy? Grayson already has a boyfriend. I can see you won't be of help. I'm leaving now bye.

Vaughn: Chill, If you really want me to then I'll speak to Su. I can't promise he would stop though

Veronica: Hmph

Vaughn: With that outta the way, let me eat

Veronica: You damn pervert

Vaughn: You love it

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[landopics]

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Thinking about offline boyfriends <3

Chris and Sebastian sitting together, all cuddled up, on Chris' insanely comfortable "hangover couch" with morning coffee in hand. Dodger is lying at their feet. Their phones rest untouched all the way back in their bedroom, still on the chargers where they were placed last night before bed. The atmosphere is so much lighter without any notifications. Phones on silent. No social media apps taking up any space. If anything, they know it's family or friends checking in on them. They know the only thing that can reach them is good and wholesome. Chris clinks their ceramic mugs together, and Sebastian smiles at him all wide, letting out a huff of a laugh as he tucks an escape artist strand of long hair behind his ear, "dork," he teases.

Chris bats his eyelashes at him, "what?"

"Are you cheers-ing me?"

"Yeah. So what if I am?"

"What for, you werdio?"

"Do I need a reason, I got you? That's all I care about."

Sebastian wants to pretend to gag at the mushy softness, but he can't. He glows from the inside out, hiding his face by looking down.

"You're smiling, aren't you?"

Sebastian squirms away as he tries to get him to raise his head. Fingers under his chin. It's ticklish.

"Yeah, you are! I know you are!"

"Shuttuuuup!" Sebastian whines, scrunching up his nose in mock disgust.

[f1zzlest1ckzz]

all the fictional men im a werdio about. if you even care

[civicmuses]

100 years ago

"Dad? How did you find me?" There was a pause as she came to notice the little girl her father was holding by the arm. It looked like this girl really didn't want to be here. "...Who's the child?"

"Well..." He began as Sarah muttered under her breath. "I was on a golfing trip when this portal pulled me into this room full of robed weirdos. I didn't know what they're deal was but they wanted me to bang some lady..."

"Oh lords..."

"So I said 'eh why not'? So I do and then sometime later a few of my minions come to me with a baby. Apparently, this little lady were from those robed weirdos. Something must've happened to those werdios. So anyways...meet your little sister, Rosaline."

Sarah takes a deep breath. "Ok but why are you here? Other than to introduce me to my youngest sister?"

"Well you see...Rosaline is...a bit of a problem child...been causing me a whole bunch of problems and since you were so good at looking after Marsha..."

"Wait a second-!" Rosaline is practically thrusted into Sarah's direction before she could properly protest. Rosaline looks at Hunson, a mixture of anger and sadness on the child's

"I'm sure my four girls will be getting along in no time! Have fun, sare-bear!" And with that, he's gone.

Fuck, Sarah thinks to herself before looking down at Rosaline. With no other options, she takes the child and bring her back to the cottage.