#well. u know what that means every1.

[skenpiel]

O.o had a dream i cpslayed dave..............

[hinamie]

so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it

insp

[lemongogo]

me admitting that i dont hate ast*rion after all .

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙lover | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: extreme fluff i fear LOL

summary: in which you and your boyfriend are each other's "lover"

a/n: i made a kind of more angsty dr fic with a pregnancy announcement (HERE) so this is baso a way more fluffier version!! based on taylor's song lover🩷 hope it's not trashhh & also not sure if it's obvious that it all takes place over a period of time

request!!!: danny ric x female reader anouncing shes pregnant maybe idk and theyre so in love idk

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername we could leave the christmas lights up till january 🎄

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user1 AWWWW the lover lyrics😭

user2 THIS OUR PLACE WE MAKE THE RULES 🥺👏

yourbff this is sickly sweet

yourusername just living my truth😊😊

yourbff im not jealous at all

danielricciardo i love you my sweet girl!!

yourusername i love youuu best christmas everrr

danielricciardo here's to many more 😝

user3 make them stopp🥺🥺🥺

user4 this is our placeee we make the ruuules

user5 there's a dazzling haze 🥰 a mysterious way about u dear 😍

user6 she rly said..... have i known u 20 seconds or 20 years?

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo can i go where you go?

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user7 no way😭😭😭

user8 CAN WE ALWAYS BE THIS CLOSE

user9 FOREVER AND EVER

yourusername my lover 🫶🫶🫶 forever and ever

danielricciardo you are beautiful

user10 she looks so beautiful

user11 what are they doing to us😭😭😭

yourbff never felt so lonely at the holidays as i do right now

danielricciardo my bad

user12 she's just like us😭😭

user13 next thing u know they'll be letting their friends crash in the living room coz this is their place they make the call

user14 dont give them any ideas

user15 ENOUGH!!

yourusername

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yourusername everyone who sees u wants u

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user16 are you highly suspicious y/n

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user17 THE TEDDIES

user18 tbh they prob do want him

user19 yup. i do

danielricciardo i only want you

yourusername & you have me

danielricciardo good

maxverstappen1 staging an intervention for you both to stop being so in love on the tl

yourusername you're just jealous because you're in love with my boyfriend & you cant have him

maxverstappen1 keep your voice down y/n.

yourusername everyone knows max. sorry

danielricciardo 🤔

user20 MAXIEL

user21 maxiel crumbs.. world peace is restored

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo loved u three summers now, but i want them all ☀️

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user22 🥹🥹🥹🥹

user23 can 😭 i 😭 go 😭 where 😭 u 😭 go 😭

user24 can 😭 we 😭 always 😭 be 😭 this 😭 close 😭

yourusername there will never be another summer where u dont have me!!

danielricciardo ❤️ forever & ever

user25 why r they sooo cute

user26 ladies & gentlemen will u please stand 😝 with every guitar string scar on my hand ��️

user27 i take this magnetic force of a mannnn

yourbff not more

maxverstappen1 i know it is getting ridiculous now

landonorris let's break them up 😊

yourbff good idea

danielricciardo you guys are awful and mean

yourusername 😮

landonorris my bad

user28 LOL

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yourusername all's well that ends well to end up with you 🥹💍💍💍

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yourbff my babies🥹🥹🥹

landonorris you switched up rq...

maxverstappen1 🤨🤨🤨

yourusername shush every1

danielricciardo my wifeeee

yourusername lucky lucky me

user29 my heart's been borrowed and urs has been blue 💙

user30 my favs finally engaged omgg😭😭

charles_leclerc congratulations 🥂

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo

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danielricciardo

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danielricciardo at every table i'll save you a seat

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user31 loverrrr🥺

yourusername i love you omg omg omg

danielricciardo i love you forever and ever

user32 god this is sick & twisted !!!

yourbff some of us are single. jk congratulations u beautiful people im so blessed to have been apart of ur day 🥹

yourusername love u more than words

maxverstappen1 congratulations 💍

liked by danielricciardo, yourusername

landonorris congratulations guys thanks for inviting me 🍾

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pierregasly such a beautiful couple, congratulations again

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user33 ugh their love is just so beautiful

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user34 NO WAYYY

danielricciardo i am so so blessed and lucky

yourusername no mee

user35 OMGGG congrats to everyone's fav f1 couple

yourbff congratulations u gorgeous girl cant wait to meet baby!! 👶

yourusername you & me both 🥹

landonorris can i babysit

danielricciardo probably not safe

yourusername how is a baby going to babysit

landonorris age shamers. im 24!!

yourusername then act like it maybe 🥰

maxverstappen1 so happy for you both!

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo could we always be this close? our life since baby was born. sorry for being so silent 🥰

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user36 omg never apologise for that congratulations to you both

yourbff congratulations again to the most beautiful family in the world

danielricciardo we love you!

user37 omg look at them😭😭

user38 we've come so far

maxverstappen1 you guys really won at life

danielricciardo 😘 means a lot coming from you

user39 my maxiel heart

yourusername my lover ❤️

danielricciardo forever & ever ❤️

THE END 🤍

[yumenosakiacademy]

the thing is, the whole thing w kanata being corrupted n every1 singing kumbayah n some1's words n illusion saving him mightve been slightly better n made more sense n been more satisfying (ALONGSIDE a proper ending w nayuta, i mean. this entire thing was rancid, mind u) if it jus wasnt ALLEN 2 b the 1 who dealt the final words tht broke him out of it, but rather SHIKI instead. we saw it w shiki's words abt nayuta affecting him the most 2 the point where it was at tht point tht kanata actually started his process of snapping out of the rampage bc he was reminded of the memory of his brother n jus how much nayuta loved him n he loved nayuta in return.

n it makes SENSE. bc who was ONLY OTHER PERSON close 2 nayuta? who actually Knew nayuta n can understand the grief kanatas going thru but also knows how much kanata means/meant 2 nayuta 2 the point tht nayuta wouldnt want kanata 2 do this 2 himself over him? SHIKI. SHIKI ANDO.

allen's speech was a thing in "LIVE", i get tht, but u kno what kanata's actual response was? "WHAT DO U KNO ABT US? JUS BC WE BATTLED ON STAGE A FEW TIMES? SHUT THE F**K UP! GET OUT! I SAID GET OUT!" [paraphrased] n while shiki didnt kno kanata, he knew nayuta. n he knew how much kanata meant 2 nayuta n their bond. which is the important bit here.

allen was an outsider 2 all this. he didnt kno nayuta. he barely knows kanata. n even in the anime, the bond he had w kanata was surface-lvl, whereas shiki's trauma involving nayuta was Well delved in2. allen was mostly fixated on cozmez as a unit n their music tht he adores (w there being the selfish aspect of him not liking tht kanata threw away the buraikan battle, in the drama tracks, but..), so much so tht its a focal point at the beginning part of his speech,

but w shiki, instead he cares abt the twins thru having been the best friend of 1 of them. he cares/cared abt nayuta, same as kanata. n he doesnt want 2 see the beloved twin brother tht his friend loved so dearly, so so dearly, 2 go thru this. 2 throw himself away over smth he had no control over. over a devastating event tht he himself had 2 witness.

it wouldve made SO much sense 4 shiki 2 say the final meaningful words, kanata 2 hav his flashback moment, n then shiki reassure kanata tht he understands, but nayuta wouldnt want him 2 do this n nayuta is still in both of their hearts but despite their grief despite their loss despite what the phantometal has taken from them, kanata has him n they can talk out their grief 2gethr, n the other paralive members or even jus the rest of tcw (shiki doesnt kno abt kanata's involvement w akyr [or rather, iori n zen] so he cant rly speak abt them) will also b there 4 him. he knows the feelings of grief well- he's had 2 deal w it this whole time after all. he mourns nayuta too. n while he didnt hav their even-closer n twinly bond over yrs n yrs n while he didnt hav the shock of the illusion n his reality shattering n such, he still knows the pain of the grief so SO well. he sees nayuta's body falling in his nightmares. in his every waking moment. hes so sry. hes so Guilty. but he's had tcw as a safety net 2 help him feel better, even if they dont kno what plagues him. whereas kanata, in this moment, has no1. but he could be tht safety net 4 him. n he knows whats plaguing kanata bc it plagues him 2. n while it's ok 2 grieve, he shouldnt let him destroy him like this.

so after saying tht, n releasing an illusion w his rosary, n kanata realizing n snapping out of it as shiki's illusionary fog wraps around him like a hug of understanding (not as flashy n visually striking as allen's inspiring blazing phoenix 2 spark a flame in his heart, but it's smth deeply profound when u would take all other things in consideration) n drifting down out of his rampage... shiki hugs him (w all the other members in the bg, like the original ep 12) w tears in his eyes n kanata blinking tears out of his own w the quiet promise between the 2 tht they can process this 2gethr. they can remember nayuta 2gethr. it will take time, but they hav each other n any of the other paralive members, should he need it. (then of course, if theydve made more TIME they couldve gone w the rest of "LIVE" n had nayuta reunite w them n such n it couldve come full circle! made sense done tada! n it wouldnve also given us a cozmez reunion n nayuta coming back n the importance of tht plot bit but alas :I)

[fictionkinfessions]

Ur fave PartyPoober here!! So. Splive of Acht/Dedf1sh and PartyNoob/Poob confirmed. LIFE IS GREAT!! WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO BE A RAVER TWICE??? THIS IS SO FUNNY! Anyways canon games!!! Nicknames- Poob: I still go by Party!! People always called me that, I know a friend or 2 called me "Kandi" cuz of all the... kandi. Y'know how it goes!! Acht: DJ!!! PEOPLE CALLED ME DJ!!!! AND I WAS ALWAYS LIEK "NONONONO WAIT GUYS YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT- THEY'LL THINK YOU MEAN DJ OCTAVIO HOLD ON!!!" Tartar tended to call me its "Little DJ" as well- but like.. I'll allow it from it. <3 Miss ya, ya old AI.

Halloween Celebrations- Poob: PARTY. PARTIES. WHY ARE U SURPRISED THERE WAS HALLOWEEN PARTIES??? Normally I'd tone them down on the day OF Halloween- mainly due to celebrating with others. I remember the group leaving me in charge of celebrations- lotsa fun 'lil games like apple bobbing and stuff. It was sort of like a fall festival? Minus the whole.. ritual stuffz. ANYWAYS! Later on in life- I repeated that!! Candy apple making, Halloween music and movies! We has 2 be careful what movies we showed though, no need 2 scare Bive 2 badly y'know? I remember a year or two, Folly would even join!! Took some convincing- and it often started out stressful 4 every1, but by the time we were all a little buzzed on some punch we all got along decently! Acht: SPLATOWEEN BABY!!! For most of my time I was y'know. Sanitized. But after that OUHHH YOU BET YOUR ASS I JOINED IN WITH SPLATOWEEN. DJ'ING FOR OTH!!! YEAAAAAHHH!!! I tended to dress up pretty minimally, being Sanitized gave me a funny excuse to dress up as a zombie. So worth. Also OUGGHHH buying out all the marked down candy the days after? Yummers. YOUR FAVE PARTYPOOBER: PARTYF1SH 🐙🎁 [Regretevator + Splatoon Fictive]

[elfrootenthusiast]

Take this as permission to ramble about an oc <3

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CASSIE TIME

every1 look @ her outfits........ if u dont want to read th worlds longest oc lore dump u can go in #party rat, #cassie, or #boss cass and learn literally everything u need 2 know abt her frm context clues

SO THATS CASSIEEE my mgs oc ✨ aka cassandra aka cass aka party rat aka my baby

looong story short she was your classic mgs child soldier with a streak of bad luck until she tried to KILL big boss in the late 1960s. she was one of the first poor bastards he took under his wing and following the dubiously canon events of the san hieronymo incident she became one of the original members of the foxhound unit: solitary shrike.

obviously that code name sucks ASS and honestly so did she; she was moody, rude, violent and didnt work well with others. absolutely no joy or whimsy until she met some british asshole named lance hewitt, codename bengal tiger, and got paired up with him. they proceeded to survive a catastrophic near death mission that changed the trajectories of their lives FOREVER on account of they emerged from it so ride or die for each other that they began matching each others freak to an inadvisable degree.

she changed her name (surprise her given name isnt cassandra. only 3 people in the whole world know what it used to be and im not one of those people) and her code name to reflect the "new her" she wanted to cultivate after facing death, branding herself "party rat." the goal? fill whatever life she had left with as much joy, love & fun as she possibly could. she was going to sing as loud as she wanted, dance as wild as she felt like, and finally stop holding herself back from fully connecting with the people around her. to solidify this, as well as to show her complete and utter over the top devotion to him, she took on lances last name, finally becoming the cassandra hewitt we all know + love

now a member of the MSF cass works as an engineer sergeant, chief mechanic, & generally invents a bunch of highly questionable weapons and machines. she also operates on the field as a demolitions expert for her squad, which grows to include an absolute dickhead named joaquin gutierrez, or mangey jackal. though she tries to embrace her new party spirit and the "peace and love" vibes of the time, he singles out bengal for some intensive one on one training and eventually pushes him to the point of breaking, making cass snap and quite literally bite his ear off. but like. he was fine. and everyone got better. and she taught him how to do the hustle as a peace offering. nothing a little disco cant fix.

back to the Plot: she eventually gets wrapped up in the creation of metal gear zeke, and was one of the weak points exploited by paz that allowed her to hijack it later on. she meets her canonical end during the ground zeroes incident, dying alone in the lower levels after sending her squadmates ahead to buy time. she blowed up </3

in alternate timelines where she survives she loses her left arm and occasionally her leg below the knee as well. as a sole survivor she becomes tangled in a web between big boss, zero, and cipher, creating a PMC of her own in order to pick up the pieces and continue the legacy left to her. she also begins raising the clone sons of her late best friend as her own but THATS neither here nor there <- dont even worry about it if the others survive she manages to slip from the attention of the higher ups and settles on creating a relief network with amanda valenciano libre, an old friend from her time in the msf. no matter what, cass maintains a stubborn belief that unless shes seen the bodies of her friends theyre still alive, which means she cant rest until shes found them. even if it takes Nine Years

ANYWAYS LIKE. tldr: shes like if pinkie pie had a party cannon that killed people for realsies

[starry-sky-orchestra]

Let's make smiles bloom, anytime, everywhere! (WONDERHOY~!★)

welcome to my blog! (or welcome back if you knew me before i went by this user)

name: christy or papu either is fine

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: pansexual omniromantic

i am certified the prettiest princess in the entire world. bow down to me or else you get the guillotine grrr

-pls use tone tags when ur talking to me it makes a big big difference!!!!!

-possibly neurodivergent

-uh i apologize a lot and im really sensitive so. uh. jus like reassure me a lot ig

-if you call me a dry texter i will literally block you. /j but srsly not every1 is the best at talking..

-i have an agere blog which is basically my alt so follow that one if u want too. or not.

DNI: proshippers, anti antis(?? idk what this means but i see this in a lot of profiles), freakstarries, whatever weird pjsk fans call themselves, basic dni criteria ykyk, if u think age regression is a kink. it isn't. go fuck yoursel- if you support Sara_mjrb/lord_sara_gaming or mizumi-kagaho

social time whoohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

discord: ask in dms

youtube: pan_pan_papu

tumblr: ur here already.

wattpad: coming soon?? maybe????????

fandoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

project sekai

danganronpa (well. barely.)

anime in general but most of the subreddits on reddit fucking suck. theyre all either weirdos or homophobic (as in, i like yuri but yaoi is EWWWWW guys cant like guys!! i wld fuck alstolfo tho)

bubble guppies

rugrats

mewkledreamy

sanrio in general

im joining a lot of fandoms every day. too many to remember

parappa the rapper

cardcaptor sakura

mario

nintendo

animal crossing

shima shima tora no shimajiro

ojamajo doremi

little witch academia

idolmaster

ummmm im hypersexual so like im more. weirder. than other people

fanfic writer. kind of. i have 200 million fankids and i will write about them ALL

i am probably the only shima shima tora no shimajiro fan ever. like im being serious its not that well known out of japan

i like karaoke!!!!!! kind of! its fun <3

also. i am being serious about potty training being my special intrest. pls dont think im weird.

if u ever wonder why all my fankids are so young/why i usually draw pjsk characters younger than they acc are then. ur reason is here.

-my art is fucking ass. like seriously its so terrible its the worst thing you have ever see

-i love emukasa (pjsk ship) like so much. LIKE SO MUCH. THEY ARE THE BEST M/F PJSK SHIP RIGHT NEXT TO RUINENE AND TOUKOHA

-speaking of, if u dont like wxs m/f or vbs m/f dni. like imagine being pressed over two teenagers kissing. that is so silly. anyways most of my ships are m/f i dont know why i have a lot of m/m and f/f ships tho. there is no way you can convince me haruka kiritani is straight she is a girl kisser. same w airi.

-mahou shoujo has my heart and soul <33

-i love ken shiraishi. whoever made an's dad design i love you so much he is such a dilf bro

-professional shitposter

-this is rlly cringe to admit. but. im one of those fictional other people ig? my f/o is arisa mochida from the hit game idolmaster cinderella girls starlight stage

anyways my tags are

fanfics - fanfics. obvi.

ok thats it idk what else to write

oh damn i made this too long. anyways. heres my carrd. it looks better on phone.

ok goodbye

[divorcetual]

haiiii pastex questions. What is project koro and what is the basilisk machine?

YIPPEEEEEEE I LOVE PASTEX QUESTIONS

[tl;dr at the end, most of this is me ramblin abt the history of Koro]

Koro, or "The Basilisk" (previous name b4 I started calling it Koro) is the primary antagonist of Pastex. It's inspired by Rokos Basilisk, hence the name.

Project Koro was started by Grandmaster Primis, the first grandmaster (He wasn't called the grandmaster atp tho) in what would probably be likeee. the 2010s? id have to cross reference the dates I have for everything. its not that important when he started it so w/e. Anyway Primis came up with Rokos Basilisk (Basically an all-powerful AI that seeks to make a haven for humanity, HOWEVER if you had thought of it or been told the idea and not helped to make it then u would be tortured/killed/etc) and got Really Scared that it wld come true and if he didnt stary working on it Right Then And There he was gonna be tortured.

Hence began "project Koro", centered entirely around bringing this AI into existence. The Basilisk computer is the source of Koro itself (the AI), though it's still not done when Pastex starts (over 500 years later- However, a lot of the research and tech got destroyed in the war so its not like its been a linear track)

Project Koro eventually turned into a company (an "AI research institute"), famous for its philanthropic deeds (it had an orphange part of it, that's where Ishawuu grew up, but unbeknownst to the public is was more of somewhere to groom children into being loyal to the basilisk/koro). Yoki interened snd worked there 👍. In the next 80 years they expanded to military usage AI (along with still working on Koro) and helped in the war efforts.

Post-war there was. very little hope to be had. Like 90% of humanity had been killed. BUT! The grandmaster at the time survived (This wld be likeee. the fifth one? I think? idk I can do the math later).

Keep in mind that though Koro (and by extension the grandmaster) is the antatonist and villain, the REASON it exists is in order to help all of humanity (besides the ppl it tortures....), so the grandmaster is deeply invested in Helping People. Which is why after the war, the grandmaster and surviving Koro employees began probiding aid and establishing a new center government to rebuild society.

However, he's also deeply invested in Getting People To Help Create Koro (the two ways for someone to not b tortured is to never know about it, or to know about it and help create it. in The Grandmasters mind, it's better to tell ppl and help them create it than keep it a secret and rusk someone thinking of it themself or figuring it out and not being able to/wanting to help), so by being provided food and shelter, the ppl also have to help work on Koro (at this point, tho, that really just means rebuilding society since u cant work on it without. being alive.)

Having Project Koro and trying to establish a central government actually worked rlly well together, bcs ppl banded togethet at the idea of creating a benevolent being/god to save them.

That brings us to the start of the story, 500 years in the future and 400 years post-bomb, where Koro as a government and city is incredibly powerful, and Project Koro is near completion.

tl;dr:

Project Koro is a project to built an AI that would make a haven for every1 besides those who knee about it and didn't help to build it (Based on Roko's Basilisk, a thought experiment)

The Basilisk is Koro, the AI, and the primary antagonist of the series- the computer is what powers it

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 39.5, it was fun while it lasted

AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik bed. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Richard had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room. Which was very impressive for a cat.

“Oh mi satan wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.

“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.

“Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.

“Volxemort? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.

Sudenly………. Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! Frau Schneider and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.

“OMFG Paul Darkness Shadow Raven Buttface McGee Landers ur alive!111” Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and Frau Schneider.

“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.

“Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Landers u were totally shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time. And vampires can only be killed by steaks and not bullets. Bet you forgot about that one huh?”

“But fangz anyway!1” said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.

“Yah he wuz a spy and posessed by himself somehow. That probably explains why there are sometimes two of him.” Serious said sadly. “He wuz really a Death Dealer.”

“And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11” said Lucian. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

“You didn't give me a chance to explain yet but there aren't two Snapes. One of them is the good one called Flake and the evil one is his evil twin! But anyway... Hey haz aneone fuking seen Richard?” I asked gothikally.

“No Richard told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” said Profesor Trevolry. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik dumbass on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif Frau Schneider, Willow and Vampire.

“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped Willow.

“We can go c Hose of Wax wif Richard!1” giggled Vampire.

“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Frau Schneider. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Richard wuz there doing it wif Flake!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.

“U fucking prep!11” we all yielded angrily.

“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.

“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Richard sadly as he took his thingie out of Flake. "He's the nice one and I was bored!"

“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers no!11111” screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.

I guess steaks are very sharp and dangerous. So be very careful if you're preparing dinner. Just remember: Steak with the S for sharp. Knife with the K for K to handle in unsafe ways.

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H Round 1

Poll 24

Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots) vs. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)

skitt usez any, ena usez they/it/she (bc of her eczema), and olive usez he/they

The TL;DR 4 them is that theyre little fucked up guys living in a circus 2gether. Skitt is a repressed traumatized clown amphibian, Olive is a sweet jackalope who acts like an asshole as a defense mechanism, and Ena is a chaotic little shithead w a short fuse, whos actually secretly the mom friend. I like to put them in2 situations in my head and then never write said situations down. Also theyre all aspec and trans.

Skitt:

he is simply a little guy! (puts him thru the horrors puts him thru the horrors p) Oh, hes a bit fucked up actually.

-a mishmash of basically any amphibian features i think r cool! It is also a clown! Isnt that silly? Well its actually 4 trauma reasons. Lol. lmao.

-has rejection sensitive dysphoria and wants every1 2 love him so much all the time. Cries and throws up when it inevitably doesnt work out.

-ADHD!

-super in2 fashion and makeup. Can u guess why? Trauma reasons, of course! Honestly most of her hobbies r rooted in wanting 2 escape something.

-i cant think of anything else non-spoilery 2 put here. Uhm. ze really likes bubble baths and swimming.

Olive:

A little skrunkly autismic sourpuss. He wishes that he cud b more sincere w people sometimes, but every past attempt has been met w people shutting them down, in 1 way or another. The only person in the world he feels even mildly comfortable around is Ena (and later on in the story, Skitt).

-acts like an asshole around most people bc theyre used 2 being seen as one. And by asshole, i mean a little quiet, sulking, wet cat in a corner of the room who makes angy faces at any1 who invades their space.

-mute! This is bc bunnies do not have vocal chords. Communicates thru sign language and annoyed noises. Screams when overstimulated. Yes, bunnies can scream, just not using vocal chords. There r also other sounds they can make! (mostly annoyed sounds. He does purr as well! Just like a real bunny)

-very in2 music. Plays the harmonica and other woodwind instruments that r easy 2 steal. Can they play good? Uhm. havent decided yet actually.

-has a sort of heart shaped facial scar and a broken antler he got from entirely mundane causes (antler is permanently broke, dont question how that works bc i dunno).

-very incredibly touch averse, only tolerates Ena’s touch. theyre also fat and very fluffy! Great 4 cuddling! But he wont let u. Sorry.

Ena:

Money gremlin!!! Chaotic anarchist motherfucker!!! Probably owes u money! Is currently being gay doing crime. In this world, 1 does not have to pay/steal 2 survive, but Ena does it anyways 2 fuck shit up and stir the pot.

-escaped from a shitty orphanage w Olive.

-horrible anger issues. If Olive is a sourpuss, Ena is a bomb waiting 4 an excuse 2 go off. This is bc in the orphanage, they learned that no 1 wud listen 2 them unless they scratched and fought and clawed and bit and punched. (and shocked!). Shes generally chill tho, just, its easy 2 get on her bad side.

-sorta the therapist friend, bc its good at telling ppl what they want 2 hear. Her charismatic attitude also helps when scamming people.

-uses prosthetics! In this world, aquatic animals r given the ability 2 stay on land 4 extended periods of time via prosthetics! Want 2 know more? Ask me :>

-basically blind. Electric eels have awful eyesight, and shes no exception! She can only see bright lights and colors. They use electrolocation 2 get around. (please ask me what it is if u dont know, i am v happy 2 infodump abt anything oc related!)

Remember kids, a vote 4 my ocs is a vote 4 disability, queerness, anarchy, the found family trope, little guys being put in situations therye entirely unequipped for, furries, and much more!

Skitt has a triangular dress with purple and yellow split colors, and purple leggings. Pointy, slender legs. A long pointed yellow hat with a little green thingy on top (idk what to call it). Blue eyes with froglike pupils. Minty-green, short, curly hair. A classic clown makeup look (off-white facepaint, a clown nose, and pennywise-esque makeup lines going from the bottom of his eyebrows to the sides of his mouth.

Olive is a jackalope with short, olive/forest green hair swooping over one eye. His eyes are the same color as his hair. Most of their fur is darkish brown, while his belly, his inner thighs, and lower left arm is beige. their right arm, lower legs, and the top of their ears are black. Only wearing black arm warmers thanks to sensory issues.

Ena is a vaguely pirate-themed girlie. Dark brown skinned, with grey arms and greyish legs. Big thicc tail. Mostly black hair. Tattered black shorts and an even more tattered, dark green crop top. Has red eyes and a red sash tied around its waist. Lots of little spots all over their skin. lazy-eyed.

496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

she/her

she's a werewolf she's aroace she stalks people on accident. she didn't know what a crime was until the police went after her. her best friends are a supervillan and a failed actress. she thinks she would make a good detective (she wouldn't). she's fun and friendly and sweet but still a fully thought out character. she runs away from her abusive home to find her sister and in the process finds a whole new family. she even takes down the government.

Pris is a short, pale girl with  black hair styled to look like wolf ears. she has brown eyes with diagonal red pupils and a bit of a snaggle tooth on one side.

[psycheterminal]

Calliope and Roxy, possible post-canon discussion

Non-explicit discussion of intimacy and intercourse below and brief mention of alcohol addiction. Cut for length.

I haven't read any of their dialogues for quite some time, so apologies if their characterizations are a bit off!

CALLIOPE: does it ever bother yoU that well. we'll never be intimate? ROXY: what do u even mean haha ROXY: we like ROXY: cuddle every single day!! it is COMPLETELY wonderful. CALLIOPE: bUt that isn't hUman intimacy. we'll never... yoU know... do the deed? ROXY: oh, that. you mean. sex? CALLIOPE: yes, i mean that! well. we do roleplay it... ROXY: hmmmmm. so, let me make sure i understand what youre worried about: ROXY: youre worried that roleplay and cuddling ROXY: which is the most awesome thing ever ROXY: isn't enough for me? CALLIOPE: oh, i sUppose it soUnds silly now. nevermind, i'm jUst being stUpid.... U_U ROXY: u are wonderful and not even a little bit dumb at ALL ROXY: you remember how i mentioned that i grew up in another 'timezone' from jake and jane right CALLIOPE: oh yes, yoU did! yoU were raised separately from the rest of yoUr kind! ROXY: yep yep ROXY: the only other person in the WORLD was dirk and he was busy with jake stuff. ROXY: that and lots of troll robots who would have been a huge problem if they found me CALLIOPE: yoU mentioned that yoU are rather glad to not be in that sitUation anymore, many times! i am, too! ROXY: u are and always have been so so sweet ROXY: so i know that you consider yourself a girl but that gender for ur species is uh ROXY: negotiable and stuff on gender. CALLIOPE: close enoUgh! ^U^ ROXY: i find ever1 cute ROXY: *every1 ROXY: every time i see u again after being apart u take my breath away ROXY: with how much u amaze me just by being you ROXY: ur shy, ur not what my people call feminine but like ROXY: i only care about that to the extent that those things make u YOU ROXY: now prepare for this mind blowing revelation ROXY: i love cuddles. no surprise right? ROXY: but the idea of like. ROXY: being intimate with another human being makes me go like ROXY: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh ROXY: maybe that doesn't make sense but like ROXY: i totally don't think about it 90% of the time CALLIOPE: bUt the other 10%? what about that? how does it coloUr your experiences? ROXY: i had to rely on old records of humans to understand how it worked ROXY: bcuz I'd never experienced those things and never met my mom ROXY: she died so long before we could even meet ROXY: so I couldn't ask her abt shit i was curious about ROXY: it's part of why i am such a badass hacker lol ROXY: but one thing from before the end was something called bambi lesbians ROXY: i don't think i need a label because they are LE DUMB ROXY: but they weren't interested in sex ROXY: my intimacy is my feelings! and the awesome cuddles ROXY: i think about it sometimes but like ROXY: its more that i am not opposed if i had the opportunity with a friend or partner so long as all involved were ok with it! ROXY: i am not repulsed just disinterested ROXY: you are enough calliope! CALLIOPE: i am enoUgh....? ROXY: yeah!!! we're two rad people enjoying our lives ROXY: that's all i really need ROXY: you talk to me and you treat me right ROXY: you came to me when you were feeling insecure and that is so amazing ROXY: my addiction was something i felt terrible abt sometimes and ROXY: it was HARD ROXY: not to get down on myself about it!!! ROXY: so i can understand feeling like shit about urself ROXY: so i am telling u ROXY: u are enough and i am enough ROXY: so long as we keep working at our relationship! CALLIOPE: thank you, roxy. i always appreciate yoU and what we have. i am so glad we finally got to meet. ROXY: so am i!!! let's get some more cuddling in bcuz you are the best cuddle partner a bambi bisexual lesbean can have!

[dnofsunshine]

You Have (1) New Message || 02 Crew P1 (Digimon Chatfic)

fandom: Digimon Adventure/02 fic summary:

foureyed brat: @soccer IS his brain are you one of those ppl who has to write everything in lowercase foureyed brat: Or is your grammar just terrible Hikari: for me it’s ~ aesthetic ~ soccer IS his brain: shut up miyako >:( soccer IS his brain: my autocorrect is off cuz of what happened that 1 time soccer IS his brain: and im lazy ken: You mean when you called Taichi-san ‘baby’? Hikari: you huh soccer IS his brain: (*/_＼) !!!! Takeru: Pffft foureyed brat: Excuse me Daisuke you what

Or: The Digimon chatfic everyone has been waiting for, finally posted as a Christmas gift to my Nee-san, Green Spaghetti.

Also available on ao3!

[6:03pm]

Hikari is online. Hikari added Takeru, Miyako, Iori-kun, Daisuke-kun, and Ichijouji-kun to the chat. Hikari named the chat help guys i need a chat name.

Hikari: hey guys Hikari: nii-san took our switch with him to koushiro-san’s and i’m bored

Daisuke is online. Miyako is online.

Daisuke-kun: HI HIKARI-CHANNNN Miyako: Oh girl how dare he  Miyako: How are you gonna play Animal crossing now??

Takeru is online.

Takeru: Hey Daisuke: !!!! Hikari: right?? :( oh well, i’ll survive lol Hikari: hi dai-kun :) Daisuke-kun: i want a switch so bad omg Takeru: Same honestly lol Hikari: don’t worry takeru  Hikari: you’ll always have a profile on mine!!!  Takeru: :)!!

Daisuke-kun changed their name to socceronthebrain. Miyako changed socceronthebrain’s name to soccer IS his brain.

soccer IS his brain: >:( Miyako: What? It’s true

soccer IS his brain changed Miyako’s name to foureyed brat.

foureyed brat: What the hell soccer IS his brain: wut soccer IS his brain: its true Takeru: Lol foureyed brat: Takeru I thought you were cool Takeru: Your first mistake soccer IS his brain: lmao soccer IS his brain: get wrecked miyako foureyed brat: Hikari they’re teaming up on me :( Hikari: hey guys that’s my jogress partner you’re picking on Hikari: and you are cool takeru <;3 Takeru: <3 soccer IS his brain: wb me ;_; Hikari: you’re cool too dai-kun!  soccer IS his brain: she called me dai-kun (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) foureyed brat: Can’t you read foureyed brat: She said it earlier too (¬_¬ )

Ichijouji-kun is online.

foureyed brat: GASP  foureyed brat: Hi Ken!  Ichijouji-kun: One second. I’m catching up with the chat. Hikari: hi! Takeru: Hi Ichijouji-kun! soccer IS his brain: it my best fren soccer IS his brain: every1 move aside ichijouji ken has arrived Ichijouji-kun: Aw, Daisuke. Nobody has to move for me. It’s fine. Ichijouji-kun: Hi everyone. :) Thank you for inviting me into this chat. Hikari: ofc! Takeru: I can’t imagine Hikari would make a chat without including you :) foureyed brat: ^^^^  soccer IS his brain: yeah like r u kidding we couldnt forget u Ichijouji-kun: Awww. Thanks. :)

soccer IS his brain changed Ichijouji-kun’s name to ken.

ken: :)  foureyed brat: @soccer IS his brain are you one of those ppl who has to write everything in lowercase foureyed brat: Or is your grammar just terrible Hikari: for me it’s ~ aesthetic ~ soccer IS his brain: shut up miyako >:( soccer IS his brain: my autocorrect is off cuz of what happened that 1 time  soccer IS his brain: and im lazy ken: You mean when you called Taichi-san ‘baby’? Hikari: you huh soccer IS his brain: (*/_＼) !!!!  Takeru: Pffft foureyed brat: Excuse me Daisuke you what soccer IS his brain: IT WAS OVER TEXT NOT IRL soccer IS his brain: AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT soccer IS his brain: ken u betrayed me soccer IS his brain: u werent sposed to say what actually happened ken: Oh, I’m sorry! 

Iori-kun is online.

foureyed brat: No I gotta hear about it now Takeru: Same Hikari: yeah me too!  soccer IS his brain: nooooo its 2 embarrssing  soccer IS his brain: the shame is 2 great Iori-kun: Hello. foureyed brat: Ugh you know I think I’ll take all lowercase compared to correct punctuation in texts ken: ? Iori-kun: What? Takeru: Hey Iori!  Iori-kun: Good evening, Takeru-kun. foureyed brat: If I didn’t know you better I’d think you were a serial killer Hikari: don’t listen to her iori-kun, ichijouji-kun <3  Iori-kun: That’s not funny, Miyako-san. :/ foureyed brat: I’m a little offended you knew it was me with the username cos I’m not sure if you actually read thru the chat before greeting us foureyed brat: But then I remembered I’m the only one in the chat with glasses, so Hikari: awww true foureyed brat: Jk Iori you know I love you &lt;3  foureyed brat: Ken you too! ken: Okay. :)  Hikari: you can always change your name again!  foureyed brat: No it’s alredy grown on me foureyed brat: Also I’m getting back at Daisuke for picking an insulting name by liking it :P  soccer IS his brain: ( `ε´ ) Iori-kun: Why did you call Taichi-san baby? soccer IS his brain: shhhhh i was hopin u would forget Takeru: Joke’s on you Takeru: We’d never forget Daisuke Hikari: i gotta know dai-kun foureyed brat: You gotta tell us soccer IS his brain: noooo Takeru: Ichijouji-kun do you know why he called taichi-san baby  ken: Uh… soccer IS his brain: ken no pls dont soccer IS his brain: i thought we were pals Takeru: Cmon no you gotta >:) foureyed brat: Peer pressure! Iori-kun: I am curious. Hikari: >:) soccer IS his brain: no stop ur prbly makin him nervous soccer IS his brain: it was just autocorrect!!! soccer IS his brain: i accidentally put a b at the end of my sentenc and it corrected ti to baby  soccer IS his brain: n then i hit send before i could delete it („ಡωಡ„) Hikari: omg  foureyed brat: RIP daisuke and his relationship with his idol Takeru: Deadsuke foureyed brat: !!!!

foureyed brat changed soccer IS his brain’s name to deadsuke.

Iori: Ha...  deadsuke: guyssss deadsuke: its not funnyyyyy :(((((  deadsuke: i couldnt talk to taichi-senpai for like weeks i was so embarrassed ken: … Hikari: it’s a little funny… Takeru: It’s hilarious actually foureyed brat: No cos I’m actually imagining Taichi-san being so confused and Daisuke just dying of embarrassment foureyed brat: I’m ascending 

Hikari changed the chat name to rip daisuke.

deadsuke: and i thought we were frens Takeru: >:) Hikari: >:)

foureyed brat changed Takeru’s name to Chaos #1 foureyed brat changed Hikari’s name to Chaos #2 

Iori-kun: That seems accurate enough. foureyed brat: Children of Hope & Light foureyed brat: So deceptive deadsuke: trolls in disguise :( 

deadsuke changed ken’s name to the true cinnamon roll here.

the true cinnamon roll here: I don’t get it? Chaos #2: you know that feels so true <333 foureyed brat: Ichijouji Ken Protection Squad <3 foureyed brat: Wait that nickname is really long 

foureyed brat changed the true cinnamon roll here’s name to cinnamon roll.

foureyed brat: Our new bby Iori-kun: Isn’t he older than you, Miyako-san? foureyed brat: Shhhh no he’s our new bby foureyed brat: Too sweet, too pure for this world cinnamon roll: Are you guys forgetting I destroyed the digital world once? :(  Chaos #2: awwww ichijouji-kun cmere i feel the need to hug you foureyed brat: If we were there to protect you it wouldn’t have happened :(  deadsuke: alls in the past my guy <;3 Chaos #1: I accidentally almost shot Nii-san once… foureyed brat: O_O Iori-kun: You… huh? deadsuke: wut Chaos #2: pinnochimon?  Chaos #1: Pinnochimon deadsuke: bruh deadsuke: r u gonna elaborate or Chaos #1: . Chaos #1: Nah foureyed brat: Whoa, did you use all of your three brain cells to come up with that one big word Daisuke deadsuke: shut up miyako >:( foureyed brat: For real tho foureyed brat: You’re one hell of a mystery Takeru Iori-kun: Agreed. deadsuke: even his jogress partner agrees lmao Chaos #2: best friend privileges~ Chaos #1: Lol Chaos #1: My point is, we all make mistakes, Ichijouji-kun :)   cinnamon roll: …have I told you before that you can just call me by my first name? cinnamon roll: I seriously don’t mind. Chaos #1: Ken ( ´ ▽ ` )  Chaos #2: Ken! <3 foureyed brat: Takeru no stoppp foureyed brat: That emoji is too cute for someone as secretly chaotic as you Chaos #1: :(  Chaos #2: miyako look you hurt his feelings :(  deadsuke: no but shes right tho Chaos #1: :(( foureyed brat: No stop making me feel bad! Chaos #2: :(((  Chaos #1: :((((  cinnamon roll: Miyako-san :(  foureyed brat: …fine Iori-kun: You can use whatever emojis you want, Takeru-kun. Chaos #1: :D! Chaos #2: :D!! cinnamon roll: :)  foureyed brat: Oh no yall are killin me foureyed brat: Too cute deadsuke: yall Chaos #2: yall Chaos #1: Yall cinnamon roll: Huh? deadsuke: (whispers) thats the part where u join the chain ken foureyed brat: Okay cuteness ruined cinnamon roll: Oh. cinnamon roll: Yall. Iori-kun. Lol. foureyed brat: Betrayed by my own childhood friend foureyed brat: I’m hurt foureyed brat: I’m not coming to your house this weekend to work on your computer Iori >:( Iori-kun: Yes, you will. Iori-kun: Okaa-san is making brownies. foureyed brat: …I hate that you’re right Chaos #1: Gasp did you say Chaos #1: …brownies? 🥺 Iori-kun: You’re welcome to come if you’d like, Takeru-kun. It’ll be Saturday afternoon. Chaos #2: 🥺🥺🥺 Iori-kun: You can come too, Hikari-chan.  Chaos #1: :D  Chaos #2: :D  Chaos #2: i’ll bring the switch before nii-san calls dibs Chaos #1: Yes!! Chaos #1: We can play Super smash bros!  deadsuke: (╥﹏╥) Iori-kun: …if you’re quiet, you can come too, Daisuke-kun. Iori-kun: And that invitation extends to you, Ichijouji-san.  deadsuke: !!!! iori ily cinnamon roll: Just Ken is fine. :)  cinnamon roll: Thank you. :) I’ll have to ask my parents first. Iori-kun: Okay. Ken.  cinnamon roll: Oh wait. I don’t know your address? :(  deadsuke: i do!! deadsuke: i can come pick u up at the train station! cinnamon roll: Okay. Thank you, Daisuke. :)  deadsuke: anything for my best pal <3 deadsuke: im hella competitive in video games tho foureyed brat: Same foureyed brat: You’re going down foureyed brat: Gonna live up to your name in chat Chaos #2: i’m a little competitive too lol but only in smash bros Chaos #1: Dw I’m not that competitive deadsuke: says the dude who admitted to almost shooting his brother Chaos #1: … Chaos #2: . foureyed brat: At least he didn’t call Taichi-san baby deadsuke: WOULD U DROP THAT deadsuke: I HATE U MIYAKO Chaos #2: i wonder if nii-san was flustered deadsuke: nvm i hate u all

[bagofspoons]

POST SESSION 1 DLDND CHARACTER THOUGHTS

holy SHIT y’all the hiatus is over w a long ass session to start us off. i passed out so hard post session but now. i have things to say abt peoples characters and im going to say them. plus an added pronoun check for my own memory. this is a long post so ill pop it all under da cut. tldr at the end 2

IZZY | ALASTRELLE (they/he)

i LIKE THEM. i like them. i was very eyes emoji at their intro and im rly excited to see a druid. i have a feelin that theres a lot more 2 alastrelle than meets the eye but im not rly sure what. we got an insight check that he seems to know more than hes letting on... but like. idk. i have a feelin that theyre more like... they know stuff but not in a malicious way? mayb im bein 2 optimistic and alastrelle is just waiting 2 absolutely decimate every1. they DID heal ma’el tho so like... i think they do not want this. they seem kind. i want 2 know more.

CADILLAC | R-D 2.04 (pronouns unknown - seems to vary)

everybody is so mean 2 me image. r-d is rly. look. i love them but i also hate them. he’s so fuckin funny but also.... gestures broadly at the last hour of the session. she seems 2 b tha only character built 4 outright combat. at least from what weve seen. it seems like a lot of the others went 4 classes that cld offer support (from my limited knowledge of the classes themselves plus dnd) whereas cadillac built (literally) a beast. she seems really cool and had some rly amazing moments first session. designated antagonist im super interested to see how every1 is going 2 interact w the person who drew 1st blood!! also tha character we got the most backstory 4 session 1. kinda dont blame it for the murders but. i dont want any pcs to die T_T

NOX | DOCTOR (PALL’OR) REMAEDI (he/him, okay with they)

HE’S COOL... the outfit is very wizardly but we know hes a cleric. am i right when i look at the ref art and see that hes purple. he is purple. he also shotgunned an unmentioned vial (WHY DID NO 1 ASK ABOUT THAT AUAUEUEGEUGH) and the rice and meat. chuggin ig. seems like... cautious? mayb suspicious but remarkably chill. well. i say chill. again. gestures at the last hour or so of the session. LUV the weapon design. would luv 2 see it do some more damage (see “r-d is built for combat” above. terrifyink). i want 2 know more abt his eyepatch and stitches and general deal. do we think hes an unethical doctor guys. would he kill u for like. fun.

CERIN | EIWN (she/her)

pretty lady. fllushed emoji. i love her design a lot its rly cool. i assumed she was druid bc of it but idk if pep would have allowed class double ups? plus cerin is bein v secretive... possibly monk? eye dee kay im rly just guessin at this point. shes so funny 2 the bit w the shelter being her height and alastrelle tryin 2 fix it secretly was great. i dont have much 2 say abt her yet but i think she will turn out to b EXTREMELY interesting. i kno 4 a fact cerin will say smth and then the dash will explode w how much we love eiwn.

RIVER | MA’EL(VAR) (he/him)

IS HE NORMAL??? squints. i dunno... intro was. suspicious. i did like him tryin 2 explain stuff to r-d that was kinda funny. he seems to b like... relatively level headed? i struggled to get a read on his personality except like... suspicious of others but wants 2 cooperate. clearly doesnt want 2 b here el oh el. HE DID ALMOST DIE 2 TIMES WITH NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING EL EM AY OH. i wonder how hes gonna react to that.

PEP | MIYM (she/her, okay with they)

MIYM MY FUCKIN BELOVED. kenku AND a bard? plus card themed LDFKJ. alto WISHES he could. the resume made me laugh sm and she generally just seems so nice... i like that she’s immediately forming more positive relationships w tha others... probably intentional on pep’s part as a filler character for the pair offs. i was wondering why they were getting such an outright dmpc and was wondering if she was gonna get killed early... i was real newvous. its cool tho. i like her a lot. very glad miym explained the whole premise 2. thank u from da audience i was a little like WHAT THE HELL. but in a good way

TL;DR - I LIKE THEM ALL. i think theres a LOT of things we havent touched (obvs. it was 1 session) but a lot of seeds and references to things wer made i think. also it looks like we got a lot of elves lol. im generally just rly excited 2 see them play again and having consensual and established pvp will make things VERY interesting. i wonder what the symbols on the like... bracelets/necklaces are 4. and what happens when someone dies.... do they both go to zero/make death saves? i guess we will see....

[somedeadbeatloz3r69]

LONG ass paragraph/essay of me yapping about how the people who ruined me + how I'm gonna treat myself better bc I've realized I'm better than every1 else, btw U should think UR better than everyone else (no it's not narcissistic, if anything it should be normalized). and stuff like that and yeaaa :3

SECTION 1 I'm gonna start pushing everyone I once was close to away from me, my mind and just my life. I'm gonna start to let go and pretend like we were nothing more than friends. It hurts when I think back on all our memories, but it was nice while it lasted, right? I'm gonna start living for myself. If I meet someone I'm not gonna plan ahead with them what we should do (unless THEY wanna) and I'm gonna meet new people/friends who are like me and who'll accept me for who I am and not make terrible (problematic) jokes. Even then, I'm not gonna get attached or get close to anyone. I'll always feel the void of that person who left me, and it'll hurt, but it's whatever. It does hurt, thinking about how we planned to grow up together n live across from eachother n shi, and it does hurt knowing all those years were wasted, and it does hurt knowing I'll never be that close to anyone again, and if I am I'll still be thinking of you. It hurts knowing how bad they ruined me. But it gets better thinking about how I'll meet people who'll treat me better. Maybe not make better memories, but treat me better. I'll always have a place in my mind for the 4 of the guys who I got close to and they literally ruined me and altered a part of my thinking. But I'll live on. I'll live on for myself this time. And I will think about them everyday, lingering in the back of my mind, but I'll act like I'm not. and I'll try to block and push away the hurt. I'll always treasure them more than anyone else. secretly. But I'll always hate them more than anyone else, publicly. I'm gonna be a new person. It's a new start with new people and I'm gonna try and do it better. I'll start keeping track of my feelings and instead of trauma dumping to people I know I'll start writing down how I feel. (or venting to tumblr because like hey tumblrs free therapy) SECTION 2 for awhile I've been putting my trust in people and getting close to them. and every time they end our 'friendship' they take away a piece of my feelings or some shit. Every time it happens it hurts for a less amount of time and I hate it. it's weird and I wanna continue to weep over it but I just can't. I just tell myself, 'oh well, it was nice while it lasted.' and I think that's just me letting everything go. I don't really care if anyone am/was close to leaves me in some sort of way. I just brush it off and pretend we were never close. I feel like it's some sort of way to cope. That or I'm used to it by now. Which is weird, because I shouldn't feel like this when my favorite person ever just dropped me. Shouldn't I be crying? screaming in pain or betrayal? no. Instead I'm just detached from reality, sitting and staring at whatever's in front of me, robbed of my feelings and perspective of what's real or not. It's so crazy. What do you mean we're never gonna do all that shit? What do you mean I can't just look at an airplane anymore and think 'I'm gonna be in those to meet up w/ him one day.'? It's so weird. It's like I hate and love(platonically) everyone who I've gotten close to. I can't let go but I can. I don't understand any of this.

[rennyji]

parasitus

Neurotic messages on paper & sms, governing life of 36 yr old son by helicopter mom, not thinking it’s too much or that something’s wrong. We live in same house & all the endless constant forms of communication…2 get some quiet in my life w/mind reading, mind control, parents…

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https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782074126519115859

The hive mind- let’s assume people can taste/feel/experience something some1 else is. Sounds harmless. But then morals/ethics/privacy/freedom/dignity behind source sending 2 links of chain. If U don’t care about any of that, thats fine too.But it warps & depraves the human mind.-

-u’ll likelyB tempted 2think, why can’t we 4allEssence, live off 1person eating/drinking. So what? 1 guy/gal eats/drinks allDay, whileRest live meaningfulLives, build relationships, play sports, create apps, innovate, study,etc?!This shouldB used 2make things cheaper&accessible.-

- sometimes knowing about another side to life, it makes you realize what you don’t have for the worse. It makes you unhappy with ur mind, ur quality of life, when yesterday, you didn’t question ur quality of life.-

- I had a friend once tell me, “I’m grateful for the things I have, as well as the things I don’t have.” When he said “he’s grateful for what he didn’t have,” he meant he might have been a worse personality. He might’ve become a different person w/the things he didn’t have.-

-I mean, all things aside:me? I’ve never had focus, I’ve lost my health. I have no privacy, no rights. I’m a victim of a conspiracy & mind reading/mind control.-

- W/ 1/2 these things, I realize I’m a better man than I would’ve been, b/c if everything went my way, I no I’d have been an arrogant insensitive man.-

- My problems shaped my perspectives, my philosophy, my personality. It’s what helps me survive, what could’ve been something otherThanHypedUp nonsense. It’s nonsense only b/c of how it’s carried out.Goal is to make u favor brain hacking by making u feel a massage or cup of tea.-

- this could’ve been conversely used 2show products are available out there & 2make U no theirBenefits.-

- A lot of things I use R Chinese innovations purchased thru Asian equivalent of Amazon dot com: “AliExpress.” Their quality control needs regulation/improvement, but USA can learn from their ingenuity.-

- when I drink a cup of tea, I don’t have taste. In my warped situation, I can only intuit that it’s because my pomegranate green tea taste is being split between multiple people. It’s a logical conclusion in an illogical scenario.-

-A cable signal split2 different tvs in ur home has aWeakerPictureQuality than a signalThat isn’t split/shared.Imagine if U bought&drank tea where taste wasn’t split. initiative shouldB 2make prices cheaper/2 enlighten people 2what’s out there, soQualityOfLifeImproves 4 every1.-

- the scalp massager I use? Made by Chinese & sold on AliExpress. It looks so futuristic. Meanwhile in USA? What’s going on? Genitalia centered initiatives. It’s like U guys like being 1s copying other people’s homework than doing ur ownHomework,so U can spend time goofing off.-

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https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782162059624390838

- if you liked my tea? Here it is. It’ll taste better in ur mouth, rather than me being like a bird that spits into its child’s mouth. Republicans of Tea Pomegranate Tea

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https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782162874783174890

- Me? I can’t afford this tea w/a family & a mortgage. I’m in extreme situation where I’m mooching off parents so little money I have, can go 2these things. Make it cheaper4 us all. Please. My foot massager?Also quite pricey. MakeCheaper. Another Chinese innovation on Amazon:

https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782163369593577502

I think a piece of inside of my nose (like cartilage) got scraped off in my sleep. Not sure why I have a memory of that, but if you guys, in orchestrators can magically fix that, most appreciated.

head massage w/acupressure points, where u might’ve felt benefits today? This 1. It’s cheap 4 what it does. $45. China made & sold on AliExpress app. I need a way 2 kill time amidst continuing mind hacking/tv watching. I need a way 2feelGoodIn badSituation.That’s what allThisIs.

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https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782164721682071825

This scalp massager? It’s not just to wake you up. If you put at the location of the male bald spot, the center of your head, and right above your forehead, it can stimulate blood flow enough for good hair growth conditions and mental sharpness(however brief)

https://x.com/RennyJi/status/1782166136047415331

What’s future of hive mind tech? No 1 should be in ur head, 2 input in2 it, or take output from it. Only those wearing a headband, like Jor Els (Superman’s Kryptonian father’s) forehead ring, should have info, in, or maybe even taken out, of heads.That shouldn’t safety protocol.

- future of forehead ring tech shouldB to function as a receiver from a satellite transmitter. receiver shouldB brain mapped 2each individual&inoperable 2 different people.

- U can ensure every1 has full English language in their heads & black box the tech w/serverSide programming/transmitting.-

- But only dictionary/fact based info should be sent to the forehead ring and transmitted to speech center of ur brains. People need to retain individual aspects like, like creativity, accents, artistry with speech. Otherwise everyone sounds the same.-

- You can give the brain mapped forehead ring, augmented reality attributes like Google Visor, Apple Vision, or Amazon Echo Sunglasses. Look how cool Google Visor looks in first image. It’s like a Kryptonian forehead ring.-

W/ brain mapped Kryptonian forehead ring, U can create intelligent advertisements like in Back to the Future 2. People canB connected 2 news updates/work place&family updates in real time. Only brain mapped individual sees specifics 2 their forehead ring.

Imagine apps, free AR virtual tv, the constant video calls, accessibility 2 games, opportunity 4 kids 2 explore programming and create their own games and be at school without being at school-benefit of server side forehead ring is that when u want privacy, u can take it off…