#well that was something

[sanzusslutt]

Thinking about Roommate!Eren part 4...

part 3

Roommate!Eren who absolutely had the audacity to put a secret camera in the living room you both shared. for intruders. yeah.. that was the reason.. but soon realized just how much he liked watching you do literally anything. from cooking and cleaning, to sleeping when you tried to watch your favorite show. stalker

Roommate!Eren who didn't actually give a single shit if he seemed like a stalker or a creep. you being the cause, he would even go to jail and be happy about it. but what about when you're not the cause?..

Roommate!Eren who you basically begged to come with you for shopping, needing him only to carry the bags, and was threateningly staring at people that looked at you more than literally 5 seconds. he actually almost beated someone because he thought they were flirting with you when they were only asking for directions.

Roommate!Eren who didn’t even try to explain himself when you found two of your favourite underwears inside his closet and accused you, saying that you hid them there to seduce him.

Roommate!Eren who uses a new pair of your underwear again, hoping it would give him at least the pleasure you would. Expect it doesn’t. He does not let himself down as he comes up with the idea of watching you shower. There was something so beautiful in secretly watching you shower and scrub your, perfect for him body, as you waited for your hair mask to set.

Roommate!Eren who found your body completely mesmerising and perfect for him, making it his weekly business to not creepily enough watch you shower and touching the big tent in his pants that you created.

Oh he’s gonna make you pay for all the boners you have given him..

[drinkingcoffee-inthedark]

disobeying orders

❗️🔞⚠️ smut, minors dni ⚠️ 🔞❗️

azriel x reader

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okay but imagine being one of az’s spies and going against his orders and putting yourself in danger. he’d be so mad. and once he made sure you were okay, he’d have to punish you for disobeying him.

he’d take you back to the camp you two had set up in the forest and bring you into his tent. he would get you on the ground and straddle your hips.

azriel would pin both of your hands above your head with one of his, and he’d wrap his other hand around your throat with just enough pressure to make you wet.

“don’t you dare go against my orders again,” he’d growl in your ear. the sensation would send a shiver up your spine. “do you understand me?” his hazel eyes would be filled with a mix of rage and lust.

“y-yes, sir,” you’d say, looking into his eyes. he’d dig his hips into yours roughly, making you yelp.

“good girl. remember who’s in charge here.” he would smirk as you tried to buck your hips up into his, needing the him to ease the pressure between your legs.

“you’re so desperate for me, aren’t you? did you pull that stunt just so i’d punish you?” you’d shake your head. you didn’t mean to go against him. you just wanted to do what you thought was best. the punishment was just an added bonus.

he’d just chuckle darkly, clearly not believing you. he would release his grip on your throat and wrists and make quick work of removing your leathers, then his own. leaving you under him in just your bra and panties, and him in just his boxers.

azriel would kiss your neck, then nip at it, leaving little marks all over. you would groan at the particularly rough bites, squirming under him for some relief from the heat pooling in your core. you would feel his own arousal pressing against your body, making you moan softly. he would make his way down your chest before finally removing your bra.

he would need to take a minute to stop and let his eyes roam you body. “so beautiful,” he’d breathe softly before kissing your breasts. his skillful mouth would work over your nipples, sucking and biting softly just the way you like. you would moan loudly, causing him to put one of his large, scarred hands over your mouth.

“do you want everyone to hear what a little slut you are for me?” he’s hiss. cassian and rhys had their separate tents around your own.

you would look at him wide eyed and shake your head. you had a reputation to uphold and you didn’t want anyone to see what a writhing mess you became at the shadowsinger’s touch.

azriel would smirk at you before making his way down your body and ripping your panties off. he wouldn’t even give you the chance to react before kissing your clit softly, making you arch your back desperately needing more contact. az would hold your hips down and completely devour you.

the spymaster would have to cloud you both with his shadows to muffle the sounds, knowing that the threat of people hearing you couldn’t stop the noises falling from your lips.

he’d add one finger, then two, then three inside you while his mouth went to work on your clit. he’d smirk against your sensitive skin as you clamped your thighs around his head and ground your hips down, fucking yourself on his fingers. azriel would curl his fingers just right and it would have you reeling. he wouldn’t let up until you came hard, chanting his name like a prayer.

he was so good with his mouth and his hands, but you would need more. need him inside you.

“please” you’d beg, “i need you to fuck me.”

the shadowsinger would look up at you with glazed, hungry eyes, his mouth still wet with your release. “get on your hands and knees. i’m going to fuck you like the slut you are. i’m going to give you just what you deserve.” and you’d scramble to climb on your hands and knees like he said. you would open your legs and offer yourself to him. and he’d take it.

he’d enter you slowly- he’s big. he doesn’t want to really hurt you. you would would cry out with him completely inside you, stretching and filling you to the brim. teetering the line between pain and pleasure. “az,” you’d moan his name softly, “please move, i need it.” you would tell him when you were adjusted to his size. that would be all the encouragement he would need.

he would fuck you rough and hard, the force making you brace yourself with your hands and grit your teeth. his thrusts would be fast and brutal making you moan his name loudly.

azriel would grab your hair and pull your head back towards him so he could growl in your ear, “you take it so well, pretty baby. you look so good when i’m inside you.”

you’d cry out and slam your hips back against him, nearly sobbing at the sensations, “you fuck me so good, az! so good, so fucking good!”

he would snake his hand around you and rub your clit and you would come completely undone. you’d come hard, screaming his name. hearing his name from your lips as your pussy clenched around him would send him over the edge. he’d grit his teeth and come with a growl, filling you up. the spymaster would let you catch your breath before pulling out of you, making you groan softly.

azriel would clean you up, then help you into his cot, where he’d lay down at your side. he would pull you into his arms and wrap his wings around both of you.

“i’m sorry,” you’d whisper into the darkness, “i shouldn’t have gone against your orders. he’d look at you with his hazel eyes going soft, looking at you with such adoration. so much love.

“don’t do it again. please. i can’t lose you.”

you’d nod and he’d press a soft kiss to your forehead, pulling him even closer.

[beangfrisky]

minors dni !!

Kuroo Tetsurou could not have looked any better under the dim lighting in the bar. His shirt was slightly open with the top two buttons undone, and his hair thoroughly ruffled from running his hair through it too many times. He dropped his glass back to the bar to unbutton and roll up the sleeves of his dress shirt so his forearms were on display.

I took a moment to push back my own hair. Admiring my coworker's forearms probably wasn't appropriate. But damn if he didn't look good.

His glances weren't exactly subtle either. After every sip of his drink his eyes kept finding ways to drift back over towards me. We had been flirting on this dangerous of inappropriate work behavior for months. If only he would make a move already.

"You did good today, we make a good team." His dark eyes met mine and my cheeks heated at his praise.

"It's amazing that this is the first time we've been partners in the almost year I've worked here."

Kuroo knows exactly why we were never a pair before. But he didn't need the pretty girl sitting next to him knowing that he begged his boss to only pair him up with other coworkers because she makes his head spin.

"Probably thought we'd be too good together." He winced a little but kept his smirk. His gaze wandered again to my chest and went down slowly, all the way to the red heels I was wearing.

"See something you like?" If he was planning on teasing me all night with his eyes, he had another thing coming.

He choked on his drink a little but quickly recovered. Eyebrows raised a little in surprise on both of our faces. "I do."

His eyes met mine and somehow it turned into a staring contest. I debated my next move, this could go very well or very badly. No matter how tonight ended we would both have to work together again bright and early in the morning.

A hand on my wrist pulled me out of my thoughts. "Would you like to check out my room? You can tell me if you see anything you like." His offer was enough to pull me out of my seat.

"Absolutely." I sounded more breathless than I wanted, but I had wanted this for so long. He chuckled and waved the bartender over to pay.

We hurriedly stumbled towards the exit of the hotel bar together. His hand still on my wrist which made me match his long strides. Once we reached the elevator he stood with his back to the door blocking it for anyone else to join us. I gave an apologetic smile to an older man waiting behind us.

The doors closed and our hands reached for each other. Kuroo pushed me back against the elevator wall and grasped the back of my neck in that huge hand of his. He paused to look at me before I pulled his lips down to mine with my hands that were fisted up in his shirt.

When the elevator dinged he pulled me out into the hallway and we raced to his door. He jammed the keycard in twice to no avail. I steadied his hand and gently took the keycard from him. The door lit up green after I calmly pressed it in.

The handle was slammed down and the door opened faster than I could blink. Kuroo swung me inside by my waist and pushed me up against the door as it closed.

The minutes after that played like a slide show in my mind. My hands in his hair and his on my waist. My legs wrapping around his waist. His tongue in my mouth. I was totally overwhelmed with Kuroo Tetsurou and his big strong body pressed up against me.

He stole his lips away from mine and pressed our foreheads together. "That was..." At least he was affected as I was.

"I think I see something that I like." I responded.

My hands lifted to the third button still done on his shirt, "I think I'd like to see more of it if that's alright with you."

Hurried hands undid buttons, zippers, and finally shoved fabric away from bodies. At this point I couldn't distinguish what my own hands had done and what his had.

His shirtless chest required admiring, and paired with his broad shoulders he was my wet dream come to life. I looked down at my undone blouse and began to take it off too but he stopped me.

"Keep it on for now." His eyes were gleaming.

Strong arms grabbed me up and dropped me on the foot of the bed. Those big hands trailed up my thighs beneath my skirt. "I'd like to see what's under this if that's okay with you?"

How could I ever say no to that? I parted my legs as he dropped down to kneel between them. He shoved my skirt up until it was bunched around my waist. His fingers teased the fabric of my panties as he traced between my lips.

"Please Kuroo just do something. Anything."

"Patience is a virtue princess. And that's Tetsurou to you." His dark eyes moved up and down between my face and pussy as he continued to tease me over my panties.

"I've waited months for this, I would say that's patient enough, Tetsurou." He grasped both of my thighs at that and dragged me down the bed even more.

"How long?"

"How long has it been since we've met again?" The time for subtlety is over, he needed to understand the urgency of my situation.

At that he snapped my panties against my cunt before slowly dragging them down my legs. He leaned his head down to blow over it before giving me a small lick as if testing the waters.

I couldn't help but moan at the contact. My body was so wound up all I could think was please please please. I squirmed underneath his stare.

Something in him must have broken because he dove in full force after that. His tongue dove in between my lips as he tasted me. My gasps turned into moans when he started slowly fucking me with his tongue.

"Fuck, Tetsu. Please. More." His nose on my clit felt better than anything I had experienced in my life. I never wanted this to stop.

He leaned up and sucked my clit into his mouth and began circling his tongue around it slowly. I felt his finger slowly push inside of me and couldn't help but let out every curse word I could think of.

He pulled his mouth off of me for a second to ask, "That feel good princess?"

Fuck, good was nowhere near what it felt like. Before I couldn’t get my mind together to answer, his mouth was back on me and he had added another finger inside of me.

He slowed down to a torturous pace and took his mouth off of me again. "I asked you a question, I want your words before I continue."

Dark eyes met mine and I blurted out whatever my mush brain could manage, "So good. Please don't stop. I'm so close, please. Tetsu."

It sounded far more whiny than I imagined it would. I was totally going to be embarrassed about that one later. But he sped up again and continued his assault on my clit.

"Fuck, I'm going to cum. Please please please." I begged.

Seconds later I couldn't hold back anymore and came on his fingers. My mind went blank as I experienced the best orgasm of my entire life. All of my limbs clenched and shook before finally relaxing into jello.

I had to push his head away when he kept going after, it was too damn sensitive. He pulled his head up with my hand still threaded in his hair and crawled up my body. My hand slid down the back of his neck as I took frantic breaths to recover from what he had just done to me.

His smile was the cockiest I had ever seen it. He knew how good of a job he had done and relished in the fact he made me fall apart like that. It was all over his face.

"You're irresistible when you beg princess." He nuzzled his nose into my cheek.

"Then I want you to fuck me now, please." I looked up at him through my lashes. He damn near growled out his response. "Good girl."

[ask-the-handeeverse-crew]

[Scout quickly got up from her seat and hid the multiverse communicator underneath her bed, before teleporting into the main room]

"@L®ight, wH4ts g0ing 0n h3re?-"

"STAY OUT OF THIS, SCOUT!!!" [Yelled the bad tempered Inventor, who is being restrained by a worried Daisy]

"Riley dear, pls calm down!" [The Angel begged, not wanting to escalate the situation]

"After what he said to me? FAT CHANCE!!"

"All I said was that youve been acting like a drama queen lately🙄" [Said Nick, as he rolled their eyes]

"SAYS THE DRAMA QUEEN HIMSELF!" [She snapped Back, her digital eyes narrowed]

"Oh THATS IT!����-"

[Before the Artist could lunge himself at Riley, Daisy had managed to get in between the two]

"Friends, PLS! There is NO NEED for violence!" [Cried the Baker, who just wanted to have a nice family bonding time for once]

"Y3ah, unl3ss y0u w4nt to g3t y0ur pr3ci0us w0odw0rk cHiPp3d, @gain" [Said Scout, reminiscing the time they had to go on a "grand adventure", because both of them broked echothers arm while getting into a fight with one another]

"STFU SCOUT!!!" [They both yelled, still at eachothers throats]

[And just as things were about to get even more heated, red mist start to emerge, and out came the Demon Lord himself]

"What. Is. The meaning. Of this ruckus!?" [He yelled, clearly annoyed that its slumber was disrupted]

[They frozed, slowly turning their heads to the Tophat Wearing Crow-like Entity]

"..Well?" [He asked, Its voice more softer than before]

[Scout was the first to spoke]

"..H-Hey Mort! We were just-"

"SHE STARTED IT!👉" [Yelled the Artist, as he pointed their fingers at Riley, but the Inventor didnt pay much attention. Their digital eyes were more focused on Mortimer, she looked agitated]

[The Demon sighed, pinching the bridge of its nose]

"..Cant you two go for one day withought any petty arguments!?" [He asked in annoyence]

"APp@r3ntly n0t" [Scout responded, Nick glared at her before noticing Riley's quiet behavior]

[Despite being sort of frenemies, and only knowing her for a few months, he knows a few things about the Inventor; one of them being how she reacts when theyre nervous: Shaky hands, rapid breathing, eyes darting back and forth. Tho she mostly behaves like this around Mortimer]

[They look at Daisy, noticing how worried she was for Riley's sudden behavior change, the Artist thought for a moment and sighed]

"You know what? Fine, this whole thing was just a waste of my precious time anyway⌚" [He grabs their giant paintbrush and headed for the exit]

"Besides, I need to fix another hole in my canvas room🕳️-" [He then stops dead in their tracks and turns Xyr direction to the Crow man]

"-which I'll also need help with😗"

[Before Mortimer could ask why he couldnt just get the literall Inventor's help, It too saw Riley's agitated behaviour towards him. It sighed, showing a somber look on his face]

"Fine, but it better not be on the ceiling again!"

"Well..���"

[It only took a few minutes before their voices became inaudible as they stray further from the main room. Once Daisy is sure their out of view she looks back at the Inventor and puts her hand on her back]

"Its okay dear, he's gone now. Its just you, me and, Scout." [The Angel spoke softly, gently rubbing Riley's back in a circular motion]

[The Inventor seems to calm down abit, as she took a couple of deep breaths before giving a long sigh]

"..Im...Im going to my room.." [She says, dryly, before quickly leaving the main room]

[Daisy tried to say one last thing, but the exit doors were already shut. She sighs sadly, but quickly puts on a small smile and turns to Scout, who was still abit flabbergasted by what just happened]

"Im sorry you had to witnessed all that Scout, I tried to stop them but you know how they are." [She apologized, dusting off the crumbs from her apron]

"Huh- 0h- y3ah, i-its f1ne.." [Said the Gremlin(H3y!) snapping back from her trance]

"..I sh0uld pr0b4bly go b4ck to my r0om, its g3tting l@t3-" [Not like it mattered, time doesnt really exist where theyre living at]

"Oh, are you sure you dont want any pancakes?" [The baker asked, grabbing a stack of pancakes from a nearby table]

"N0 thx, Im st1ll k1nd4 fUll fr0m tH0se w@ffl3s y0u m4de"

"Alright...have a nice nap then!" [She yelled, waving her hand at the small hand puppet]

"Y0u to0!" [They yelled back, also waving her hand at the mother hen, before quickly teleporting to his room]

[She sighed, grabbing the device from its hiding spot and sitting back on her chair]

"W3ll...tHat w@s s0m3thing..."

[vaugemessenger]

So yesterday this girl at my school got her car damaged somehow, I’ll see if I can get more details in a minute. She accused me of hitting her car. The school pulls up security footage of the parking lot. They find that there was no way I could’ve hit her car. And I didn’t even know about it until this morning, I only knew about it because I had to give a paper to a teacher and there was a officer next to her who asked about my car.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[sanzusslutt]

Deku: Please Todoroki-kun.. please don’t do it..

Todo: I’m sorry Midoriya.. I don’t have another choice..

Deku: how could you do this?.. after everything we’ve been through?..

Todo: I’m truly sorry..

*Todoroki places his second last card on the deck*

Todo: Uno..

Deku crying dramatically: NOO!!

Inspired from this

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x05 - “Blisters and Bedrock”

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[eulaties]

love how each pjo book takes place in the span of a week. so like every summer percy has one crazy week and then the rest of his year is normal