#well stop staring and get on with it

[targaryenchester]

destiel fic prompt: In another universe destiel are badass girlies. Fem!Dean is flirty, touchy and kisses fem!cas's cheek sloppily coz she can. Most of the time, Cas sleeps in Dean's room because that is just 'super' natural for them. Somehow they stumble across spn universe and now we get to see our cowboy loving Dean having his gay panic when he sees how casually fem!cas takes fem!dean in her lap while researching for the hunt and fem!dean just leans into her like that is normal. Meanwhile our Cas just looks at fem!dean and marvels at her gorgeous sand blonde locks.

My fellow fanfic writer-warriors, please do it. Make it long, make it angsty, make it sexy, make it fun. The pie is yours, you just have to take it.

[auspicioustidings]

Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!

Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)

[possiblyawesometmblr]

steps on stage. picks up mic. clears throat.

prison duo tangled au. thank you for your time.

[mamawasatesttube]

i think tim has a gnarly back of the neck scar from the explosion at the end of robin '93, and that its why he a) grows his hair out longer (aside from, yknow, the depression) and also b) wears a cowl afterwards. reinforced protection for his head and neck after All That.

i also think this scar is one of kon's favorite spots to kiss. do you see the vision,

[front-facing-pokemon]

[aitchhdee]

Imagine you're a single mom and have a four year old kid who has selective mutism. At home he speaks just fine but when you go out he doesn't speak at all or to any new people. One day he sees Pro Hero Dynamight and Red Riot patrolling together and he gets excited seeing Dynamight. He let's go from your pant and goes over to Bakugou, while you were busy trying to find your house keys from your bag.

Kirishima would notice him first and smile down at the little guy and speak to him, but the little man just holds onto Bakugou's hero pant while he hides a bit from Kirishima, before looking up at Bakugou, tugging on his pant. Bakugou literally has to lean down - mostly like kneel down - to the kid's height so he can talk to him. Finding your housekeys and noticing your kid gone you panic for a moment before seeing him a few meters away with Pro Heros, talking to Dynamight, well mostly whispering something to his ear. A secret only he and Dynamight shares.

You're mostly surprised but excited to see your kid talking to someone outside of you. Bakugou is your kid's favorite hero. He has many merch of Dynamight in his room.

[dreadark]

so you know how ivan had to practice smiling when he was young because he couldn't express emotions 'normally' like the others

did he... ever figure out anything other than smiling because

maybe stop that

[marragurl]

Not the first to say it, but damn can’t believe Galladay really went from toxic yaoi to doomed tragic yaoi.

Alright fellow Galladay trash, where’s the modern AU fix-it fics?

I need to see Gallagher single dad with Misha plus their dog/cat Sleepie falling for entertainment company CEO Sunday. Don’t ask me how they met, fuck it, throw in bodyguard AU Gallagher who works part-time at a bar, boom there that’s how they meet, idk I’m making this up on 3 hours of sleep.

You’ve heard of slow burns, now get ready for Galladay blaze it.

They’re speedrunning the relationship from hate -> annoyance -> mild disgruntlement -> weirdly vibing -> ok wow never knew I needed that in my life -> Sunday is way too ok with spoiling Misha -> ok so we got married -> alright we’re dismantling the government now -> Sunday went to jail for 5 minutes for attempting “peaceful” world domination, don’t worry we (Gallagher) forgave him -> Sunday’s stepping down as CEO to run a coffeeshop idk look someone get him some therapy -> Robin is president now while she still goes on tours -> Misha won an engineering competition while this was all going on

Bottom line: Robin is out living her best life while Sunday is in the back somehow having the most insane week of his life. I have no other notes for her here except that she is happy, and successful, and is Sunday’s last remaining brain cell. She and Misha are having some fun Aunt/Nephew bonding times while Galladay are accidentally-on-purpose committing multiple war crimes.

No, we don’t have time to unpack 2.2 and all its trauma, we cope with modern AU :)

[shakingparadigm]

okay but seriously all jokes aside I really do understand ivan. like having a schedule so packed and busy is so insanely draining no matter how long you've conditioned yourself to endure it. sacrificing certain things like lunch or sleep just to gain the slightest bit more time for yourself is something that feels almost essential to keeping yourself together and not feeling like you're losing yourself in the cycle completely. it's like its own little act of rebellion in a way, something along the lines of you can drown me in work and monotony but I'll keep carving these little spaces of time for what little I have for myself, even if I have to carve them out of my own chest. I will sacrifice parts of myself to ensure that I don't fully succumb to whatever you're trying to make me into. I am human, this is the proof, I will make time even if it ruins me. you know?? yeah. you get it

[tequiilasunriise]

bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

[emdeerm]

Idea!

Ex-Twin

Damian and Danyal were twins. They were very close but only within their mother's sight. Everyone else only ever saw a cold indifference.

Danyal has failed a mission at the age of 6 which resulted in his death. Damian was with him at the time and retrieved the body. In a desperate attempt to get his brother back, he tried to dip him into the Lazarus Pit.

The Pit took him away much to the heartbreak of the living boy.

Damian threw himself into an even more ruthless training and excelled at it. With time, Ra's was even happy that the other boy has died. It served as an excellent motivator to his heir.

Years passed. Damian has been with his Father for a long while now. He was now turning 22 and Father held a Gala in his honour. Damian has long since realised that it was quite unnecessary but it helped their covers and allowed him to make connections.

However, they were just as boring as ever. Same faces, same lies, same talks. Nothing aloevera changed

Until a new couple from a city Amity Park, came with two teenage children. Samantha, the girl, was expected. Her bright pink gown less so if any information on her was any true.

Her companion, a boy her age, clearly uncomfortable in the suit and tie, made the ground under his feet disappear.

He looked so much like Damian himself did at the age of 15. And his eyes were that familiar, haunting blue.

Damian excused himself from his current conversation, and gracefully strode out of the room past the young teens.

Maybe he was being paranoid. Most likely unreasonably hopeful. Perhaps he was behaving irrationally.

Nonetheless, long minutes later, the scan of a hair he managed to snag revealed the truth.

It was his brother.

He came back.

___

Um... so, Maddie and Jack got dozed with some old Ecto at some point during very early stages of Maddie's pregnancy and Lazarus (Ectoplasm+Clockwork) infused the preserved genes of the baby, who died so early and had a glorious life of adventures ahead of him, into the barely formed zygot.

Danny's adventures happened. Phantom Planet not so much (unless you want it to be after the AGIT). Sam's parents finally made into an even bigger leagues and were invited to the Gala.

Danny had a bad feeling. Anything to do with the extremely rich was always problematic. No offence, Sam.

[spaceratprodigy]

(palette challenge) PINK LEMONADE OR WATERMELON FOR DELIRIS ⁉️⁉️⁉️

@oldworldwidgets — [ palette prompts ]

WATERMELON LEMONADE DELIRIS 💖💚

[triglycercule]

horror having crazy irrational thoughts about food,,,,, like bro thinks there's poison in the cupcakes. someone snuck razor blades into the bread and once he takes a bit it'll cut him up. somehow there's mold growing inside the bananas and when he eats it the mold colony is gonna start growing on HIM and then he'll become a moldy skeleton and oh god and oh god and he is paranoid but hes so hungry.... BUT WHAY ABOUT BUGS IN THR FOOD,,,, BUT HES HUNGRY.... a struggle it truly is

probably doesnt help that dust and killer could feed into it. killer could make off hand remarks on how he snuck razor blades into the meat horror's attempting to eat (to fuck around with horror. just some eeeever so slight psychological anguish. and also because killer would just be the type of casually carry those around. what for you may ask well decide for yourself) and then immediately horror's mood drops and he storms out of the dining room. dust and horror go on a sweet little picnic in a beautiful field and its all beautiful and inconspicuous but dust made the food and horror knows that look in his eyes. horror knows dust was muttering something about chemicals a day or 2 ago. the food is poisoned isnt it??? and dust just smiles and motions for horror to eat it

[bigautomaton]

Vast Avatar concept who just picks up east coasters or europeans from the Kansas City airport and drives them to Denver without leaving I70.

It's almost a perfect straight drive west.

Once you get past Salina or Hays there's that dawning horror that it's so flat you can watch your dog run away for a week. Yeah, you'll start to see the mountains when you get closer to the state line but at that point how are you certain those are real? Maybe the car turns around in Goodland and you're back driving east on I70.

Let's bring back Prairie Madness

[blue-jos10]

though the same colour, katelyn has a lighter shade of hair than neil

when andrew and aaron have an argument but katelyn agrees with neil, she dyes her hair neil’s shade and doesn’t say anything.

when andrew and aaron have an argument and neil agrees with aaron, he dyes his hair katelyn’s shade and doesn’t say anything.

it makes the twins violently mad and they make up in their own way under record time.

[numberonecolinbridgertonlover]

Both show and book Penelope Featherington are far better than me actually because if I had to witness all of the love matches of the ton confident that it would never happen to me?? You’d be reading about me in the regency newspaper.