#well guys

[bananasinsidemyhead]

hi readers, do I need to draw Fenris? 😊

[lotus-pear]

Have you tried to do that evil art style trend?

This one!

OMGG HII IM SO SRY FOR ANSWERING THIS YEARS LATE I DIDNT SEE IT anyway no i have not 😭😭😭

[darkcreamz95]

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[league-of-simps]

So we're really just rounding it back to the early chapters?

Major changes:

Mental health advocacy

Shoji getting a medal for something Spinner did for the heteromorphs

That's it. That's the last chapter. The end.

[creepywitchy]

our flag means death has been cancelled

[voltrixz]

it's pride month!! you're gonna get attacked by the whole lgtbq 😁😁😁 i hope you have a bunker

WHAT. WHATTTT WHATTTTT WHATTTT, ITS ONLY DAY 1 WTFFF FUCKK

I may be cooked here ngl. (I DONT HAVE A BUNKER!!!)

[poisoned-ai-data]

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[luckspren]

I finally finished The Wisdom of Crowds

[spookitapes]

well guys it’s official….my girlfriend cheated on me….with my childhood best friend😍 i’m fighting demons right now, but hey at least i found out before i was suppose to move in with her next week 😀

[eriklehnsherrr]

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[darkcreamz95]

I WENT TOO FAR DIDN'T I

[transrevolutions]

the thing terfs (and transphobes in general) don't seem to get about sexual preferences re: not being attracted to certain genitals is that like. okay. you have a preference. this feature is a turn-off. but that does not mean it is necessary to constantly broadcast how unattractive and undesirable you find people with this feature. you do not have to do that. in fact, it is generally considered quite rude. sexual compatibility or lack thereof has nothing to do with moral purity or legitimacy.

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected