#well fuck birds I guess

[dhmis-autism]

listened to The Bradys and thought about duck again you all know what that means

[ryanwinsatlife]

GUYS

GUYS (+everyone else too ig)

So we all know brain dead/dead tired right? Tim x Danny?

Consider the following:

Tim as Gun Batman x Dan

Think about it!

Tim and Danny are extremely good friends (read, oblivious and head over heels). They start telling the other about their trauma. They start joke arguing about whose evil future self would win in a fight.

Danny realizes, hey, we can actually figure this out, and gives clockwork some puppy dog eyes to let them drop Dan and whoop ‘em GunTim style (Drake, for simplicity’s sake) somewhere they can’t hurt anyone. Mars, maybe.

It. Ah- Backfires. Spectacularly.

[calicotisane]

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[invinciblerodent]

Y'know, I think ultimately this very line exemplifies a pretty big part of why I decided that this game would be the one I consider my "canon" one. It's not just because I'm terminally attached to my girl, or simply that I enjoy the story the game tells with her specifically, but also... this.

I'm happy to see how he thrives (and gesticulates, and acts silly) on a friendship path too, but I just can't help but be endlessly endeared by this goofy line that shows just how far he has come so nicely.

It was a long ride getting here, but to get this glimpse of what they are like without any mortal danger hanging over their heads, it genuinely feels worth it. ❤️

[discourse-slenderman]

Greetings, I Am The Archivist.

I Come To Request Information For The Purpose Of Collection And Archival Of Slendlr And Adjacent. Would You Be So Kind As To Help Me Upon my Quest of Knowledge?

If So, Please Answer The Following Questions Below.

If You Do not Have An Answer to Questions Or Wish Not To Answer Some, Feel Free To Skip them. Some Questions May not Be Applicable To All Characters.

Additionally, All Questions Are Strictly For The Slendlr Character(S) Listed Here: Discourse And Proxies

And May be Answered In Character Or By The Blog Moderator(S) Out Of Character And Are Not Asking For This Information Of The Moderator Themselves.

Questions

Character's Name/Aliases:

Nicknames (If Any, And By Who If Specific.):

Gender And Pronouns:

Orientation (If applicable.):

Are They A Slenderman (Regardless Of Gender), Slenderfolk, Slenderbeing Or Adjacent/Other/NA:

Status (Alive, Undead, A clone, Etc.):

Relationships (Romantic or Queerplatonic If Applicable):

Familial Relationships: (If Applicable):

Additional Relationships, Please Specify (Ex. Friends, Allies, Enemies):

Are They 'Related To/Based On' Any Specific Animal/Creature/Plant/Etc (Real Or Fantasy If Applicable):

The Character's Gimmick Beyond Being A Slender (If Applicable):

Is The Character And Adjacent Blog A Lore Heavy Blog:

Any Fun Facts You Think Are Important To Note:

Is There An Image/Drawing You Are Ok with The Archivist Using As A Visual Reference Of the Character Alongside The Written Archived Information Provided?

Final Question. If You Are Not Having A Good Day, The Archivist Hopes It Will Get Better.

Thank You For Your Time And For Answering What Questions You Felt Comfortable Providing Answers For. Have A Good Day.

,Sincerely The Archivist.

(( 1. Character names/aliases: Discourse/Discourse Slender(“man”) —they also have a deadname but I don’t know if this applies to that? <:D

2. Nicknames: disco(anon), disco birdy(anon), dandelion/dandie(flirtatious), that-fucking-bird-that-I-hate(mod), others I can’t remember. and every insult in existence /silly

3. Gender and pronouns: ..shrug.. and any/all! (note: the pronouns most frequently used by them are they/them)

4. Orientation: Skipping because mod genuinely doesn’t know.. I am not the most knowledgeable with terms..

5. Are they a slenderfolk: Yeah they’re a slender :]

6. Status: Alive as of now <33

7. Relationships: in a romantic relationship with Flirtatious-slenderman, and Absurdly-Tall-Flirty to an extent

8. Familial relationships: They have a familial relationship with their proxies/crows.

9. Additional relationships: they are close friends with Pink-slender, friends to an extent with Eviler, possible acquaintances with Icelandic-slenderwoman, petty rivals with LearningFrench-slenderman, and the relationship regarding Hero is complicated, though they’ve made acquaintances with the alternative timeline hero recently.

10. Are they related to any specific creature: They’re a slenderfolk-animal hybrid, primarily mixed with a crow (and also with various traits inspired by other different animals) (the crow species of which they are based off of is the American crow)

11: Character’s gimmick beyond being a slender: think of a loud commentary-drama YouTuber mixed with a professional news reporter also mixed with a (questionably sane) theorist

Collect their discourse

12. Lore blog/character?: They are/the blog is a mix of lore and silly

13. Fun facts:

• They have a certain tattoo somewhere on them now(via anon magic)

•they were originally 5’4ft but had an inch permanently taken(anon magic) so now they’re 5’3ft

•they are obsessed with shiny objects/trinkets and are easily distracted by them. They have a tendency to steal shiny things. They enjoy having shiny glitter on everything.

•their blood can be poisonous if consumed in large quantities (say, like if you drank all the blood in their arm)

•they like Garfield The Cat

•they like Goldfish crackers; their favorite flavor being the flavor-blasted kind

•Discourse has taught their self the Nixon Dimension language, and has multiple notebooks dedicated to it

•their tentacle microphones act as lie detectors when spoken into

•they choose to eat physical food for fun, but they don’t really need to, since their true diet is other’s emotions. Each emotion tastes different to them; their favorite being anger

•they have a non-attached glittery microphone they carry around with them

• their color symbolism is orange

I also have like a GAJILLION more fun facts with them honestly

Visual references!!:

And would you like anything on their variant(s) as well? /nf :]

{Moving on to Their Crows/Proxies:}

( Discourse’s murder is quite large; only a select few have been named. )

1. (Mentioned) Names: Pasta, Bloodshot, Tubberware

2. “Nicknames”: The/Discourse’s Murder(generally), My Proxies/Crows (Discourse), Mama Pasta (mod referring to Pasta specifically )

3. Gender and pronouns: the crows don’t really have a set concept of gender, per se, but they do have pronouns they’re referred to as!

Pasta: She/Her

Bloodshot: It/Its

Tubberware: He/Him/Tey/Te

4. Are they slender: other (Crows)

5. Status: all alive

6. Relationships: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7. Familial Relationships: Eachother/the rest of the murder, Discourse

8. Additional Relationships: Some of the murder were fond of the Hero from this dimension (and some were not), and most of the crows like Flirtatious. (Note: In general, the crows are quite docile or neutral, unless prompted otherwise. Or unless it’s Bloodshot.)

9. Creature?: crows

10. Lore?: There’s some lore (seeing at they are lore in of themselves), but the murder is very sillayyy

11. Fun facts:

•There are probably atleast 50 of them.

•There have been about 3 generations of the crow family so far, all staying with Discourse.

•All of the crows have extended lifetimes due to Discourse’s presence.

•The crows are the only birds not automatically turned aggressive from Discourse’s influence/existence.

•Discourse has every crow’s needs, likes, personalities, and overall everything memorized.

•They all wear personalized bandanas and badges made by Discourse.

•Some of them act as messengers for Discourse.

12. Specific Funfacts:

•Pasta is very motherly and friendly; Her bandana has a gingham-yellow and white pattern, and her badge says her name with “food critic” written underneath it! She is also one of the messenger crows. She is the most articulative crow, knowing more words than the rest, and is the only one who knows how to write sentences, let alone words. This is due to Discourse teaching her.

•Tubberware is a bit clumsy.. but tey mean well! Tey have a green, blue and white gingham-bandana, and their badge says their name with “Motivator” underneath it! Tey can’t write due to tem constantly dropping the pencil. Tey also have a tendency to nest in cabinets and- you guessed it- tubberware dishes!

•Bloodshot is a very.. energetic nestling. It has a red and black fire-patterned bandana; It has no badge as of now. It loves shiny knives and weapons. It is also the most likely to peck your eyes out, since it’s verryyyy territorial. It is also easily distracted. And it keeps getting into the illegal fireworks

(There are no available visuals of any of the crows yet, not even of the named ones)

{ Important note: Any info here may be subject to change! }

And last but not least of all, thank you!! I hope you have a nice day/evening/night! :D

-the mod 💙))

[doctorwhoisadhd]

who in the torchwood team would hate nardole the most.

[cosmictapestry]

:((((((

[killerchickadee]

Hoping the incoming crappy weather keeps the cranes where they are a little longer. Cause there's uh. Quite a few cranes there.

There's a whole ass river under all those birds, somewhere.

[weidli]

i love dogs so much the problem is just that some dog owners make me BOILING mad

[cyeayt]

character who everyone thought was a dog but when their leash was pulled they were revealed to be a badger who then scampered away to their burrow, leaving their leash to be fastened to another character.

[mr-valden]

Felt silly

[scarecrowgolem]

Whats with people and comparing people with foot/leg disabilities to birds

[autism-disco]

watched all of fleabag in like a 24 hour span, maybe even 12 hours idk. the Feelings haven’t hit yet but hey maybe they will when i play in the fucking cèilidh tomorrow!! what even is a life you get what i’m saying

[gremlin4goro]

Apparently I can't do math anymore. Well, at least I can sorta draw birds. I guess.

I was supposed to count x, which in this case is "as the crow flies" (altho in Finnish it's just any bird, not necessarily a crow). I failed totally with my maths.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

I don’t know if any birds have deep voices, they all sound very high pitch except for like, the big ones that can’t fly but they don’t have very good vocals for singing at all.

But … if there’s a bird with a deep singing voice that’s you.

Ooh, kakapos have this thing they do called booming that's pitched pretty deep! Dw, I gotchu covered.

[bo0zey]

i’m scFfredscsfed scatsdww scared