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The Dalion Family For Dummies Anyone But Me Who hasn't Memorized The Entire Inner Worlds of These Freaks (good please don't do that you'll regret it)
Jamos
Military Dad ™
Needs to chill
HATES magic like really an absurd amount. For a guy who scoffs at anyone showing emotion ever he needs to calm the fuck down.
Has 9 kids. Also has zero idea how to interact with children. Maybe this was a bad idea.
~trauma~
But he never talks about it because it "doesn't matter" except it Very Much Did Fuck Him Up
Technically probably a war criminal but got away with it
"Not everyone is EXACTLY like me with all my same views and values???? what is this?? Something's wrong with everyone but me I guess???"
Scarily good at convincing people to do what he needs them to do
"I wish we could go back to the Good Old Glorious Days of our former empire when *checks notes* my people definitely weren't constantly at war and in much worse conditions than they are now"
Everything even remotely personal is a secret. If it's not one it should be.
Collects weird shit and pretends not to
Katrine
Mom
Screaming internally
The backbone of this family istg
Does things for The Aesthetic
Obsesses over the latest fashion trends
Pretends to know what she's doing. Does not in fact know what she's doing.
Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Re: overseeing the leader of a foreign party of rebels from the country you're currently at war with making a formal oath with your daughter & signing contracts in blood
WILL organize a party even if literally everything is in shambles because that's what you do
Laedir
Traumatized oldest son trying to pretend he's not traumatized
Loves his wife
Would honestly just rather let her do everything because she's better at it
Horses Make More Sense Than People
His horse is his best friend
(his horse might be his only friend)
(I am now realizing Laedir is a horse girl)
Zones out during important meetings
Sad Conflicted Boy
Needs a hug
Plagued by intrusive thoughts
Hates water (for good reason)
Quinnton
A himbo honestly
Doesn't have a clue what's going on most of the time but pretends to
The supportive brother
Tries to be cool
Long hair
Has a good heart, just doesn't think things through most of the time
Charms everybody
Ghost story teller extraordinaire
Absolutely adores his dad and older brother
The Cool Brother to Laedir's Nerd Brother
Jock
He & his mom are holding this family together
Gevin
Edgy
Depressed Thot ™
Secretly writes emo poetry but nobody knows that
Scares kids on purpose
Probably gay
Drawn to the ~forbidden lore~~
Convinced everyone hates him. Pretends to roll with it and embrace his role as "everybody's villain" but actually is dying inside
(And actually most people *don't* hate him, he's just kind of a dick and if he was less of a dick they would show that??? boy no offence but you're dumb [affectionate])
Girlbosses too close to the sun
Polyglot prodigy
Fights with his twin in other languages so no one knows how badly they're swearing at each other
Tall af
Carries around a fancy knife at all times for The Vibes. Yes that is an actual and ultimately very emotional plot point.
Bronwyn
The other twin
Honestly? An icon
Angry
Does what she's supposed to but really, really doesn't want to
Also a polyglot
Delays marriage as long as possible because she is definitely just freaked out by the idea of being forced into a maternal role and definitely doesn't also have zero interest in men
Though she does sleep with a guy she's not supposed to just for the sake of having a Dirty Little Secret
Tries to go to college but fails the application (basically)
...and ends up going off into the woods to hang out with a bunch of lady druids
Mad at everyone and also trying so hard to love them
Makes her own clothes
Ciaran
Does not give a single fuck
Probably only likes like 2 people
He's a nerd and then you dig a little deeper and turns out!! He's a bigger nerd than you'd even imagined
Knows exactly what he wants
And what he wants is to live in the woods and never speak to another human again, which he can't have, therefore, rage
Short
Annoyed about being short
Blunt
Does actually care about the people you'd least expect him to care about, but doesn't like showing it
Kind of mean to his siblings but they can't take him seriously bc he's basically a grumpy toad
Jerod
My boy!!
Loves everyone (at first)
They do not always reciprocate
Such a simp honestly
Isn't as honest as he'd like to be
He's so open and innocent that you'd think he'd be, but this boy spends like half the book Telling Lies
Sort of a kleptomaniac??
Like. Has drawers and boxes full of random stuff he finds and picks up that usually doesn't appear to belong to anyone. Usually.
Procrastinates
Has Visions ™
Runs from his problems
BLIND to flirtatious behaviour
"Am I the only one who feels [x way] and therefore obviously Insane, or does everyone else feel it too and they're just lying to me??"
I've said this before but !! Ace king!!!!
Scared of snakes
Germaphobe
Honestly so so unhealthy oh my god
Cassian
Love me love me love me
Seriously needs attention All The Time
Great with little kids
Very gay
Wishes everyone would Just Lighten Up Dammit
But also Feels intensely
The one who tries so hard to make everyone else happy, also the one who needs very badly for someone to try to make *him* happy and isn't getting that
Super supportive, gives long motivational talks at 1 am probably
Cannot take criticism
Wants to be useful
Does what he's supposed to but in a cool way
Able to speak his mind w/o being a dick
Always sees the good in people even if they've shown him otherwise
Nurei
Fashion Queen
The one everyone likes
Smol
A little self conscious
The party planner
Gets along with almost anybody & brings out the best in them
Honestly a great friend
Ok she's a kind of mean to her little sister though
(but they end up friends)
Horrible immune system
Never really stretches her comfort zone. Is ok letting herself be told what to do and not questioning things
Very compassionate but not very emotional
Esme
Cries
When she's angry, when she's sad, when she's happy etc. there will be tears
Also needs Attention
Bad at math
Does whatever the fuck she wants
Bugs her siblings so much but is also so loveable
Is secretly terrified of not being "enough"
Major anxiety
Would probably be an activist
Will call people out with zero shame
Fear of abandonment
Rips up barbies (or Fantasy Medieval World equivalent) & teaches her impressionable nieces how to also rip up barbies
Taglist: @kaatiba
#wip: sons of the summer king#writing#my writing#wips#fantasy writing#fantasy wip#writeblr#sotsk#cotmw#children of the mage wars#sons of the summer king#sotsk oc tag#oops got carried away#well anyway here they are#@kaatiba I keep forgetting to add u sowwy
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morning glory
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#yuuji#i cant even bring myself 2 b salty about No Megu part 4546768 bc oh my GOD#YUUJI RLY OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE FALLEN ANGEL ALEXANDER CABANEL 1847 GEGE AKUTAMI THE ARTIST U ARE#we're so blessed we're so lucky this panel is ART i ran 2 open csp the moment i saw it#SO many s tier yuuji panels this chapter tbh but this. i dont think ill ever b over it#god im giddy im fangirling a little bit looking at it#i don't talk enough abt how Good of an artist gege is his expressions r masterful#it's incredible how much emotion he packs into stares n glances n gazes#and ESPECIALLY with yuuji there is so much weight and emotion and intensity in his eyes in every gd panel#king legend visionary etc etc etc does this man EVER turn it off ????#i honestly dont think i did the original panel justice its That good his gaze is That chilling#but i certainly tried my best :'> sampled colours directly from th fallen angel painting itself n it made the blues pop rly well#anyway if im sukuna im crawling back 2 him hands and knees give him back his boyfriend hes not here 2 play anymore FGHFGJSD
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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀
more:
#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#emma dupain cheng#emma agreste#(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg#she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity#emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma#and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her#/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year#but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time#and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b#being pulled from school#and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams#and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for#(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed#and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie#and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything
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#good omens#go s2 spoilers#good omens s2#good omens season 2#good omens memes#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable husbands#lmao ive seen a lot of these going around idk if this has been done yet anyway heres my take#it is literally the reverse that happened#i joked about it before the season released that what if after every crowley gies to super mega hell whatever 😭😭😭😭😭#did not age well
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...i promise i take him seriously i just keep finding shitposts that fit soooo well... i have folder with just shitposts that fit ominously well with him that i keep wanting to draw and then i never get to them HAHAHA
#TECHNICALLY this is#[ tragedy au ]#BUT. it applies in the regular universe anyways#uhhh. sure ill tag him#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#cw alcohol#dont like the colors here but its 3 am and i dont have the energy to fix them sjxnsjxbshzaj#anyways. i only tagged tragedy au because i was planning to draw (LALALALALA DUNMESH SPOILERS) the winged lion peeking in the bg of the last#panel like “i can fix that : )”#but again. its 3 am. and i have a test tomorrow. so.#oh right i should tag main as well#dungeon meshi#behold#tragedy comedy
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I love how on Tumblr, "media literacy" has become "Um, just because someone writes about this doesn't mean they're endorsing this. I hate all these media puritans ruining everything."
I'm sad to inform you that knowing when and whether an author is endorsing something, implying something, saying something, is also part of media literacy. Knowing when they are doing this and when they're not is part of media literacy. Assuming that no author has ever endorsed a bad thing is how you fall for proper gander. It's not media literacy to always assume that nobody ever has agreed with the morally reprehensible ideas in their work.
Sometimes, authors are endorsing something, and you need to be aware when that happens, and you also need to be aware when you're doing it as an author. All media isn't horny dubcon fanfic where you and the author know it's problematic IRL but you get off to it in the privacy of your brain. Sometimes very smart people can convince you of something that'll hurt others in the real world. Sometimes very dumb people will romanticize something without realizing they're doing it and you'll be caught up in it without realizing that you are.
Being aware of this is also media literacy. Being aware of the narrative tools used to affect your thinking is media literacy. Deciding on your own whether you agree with an author or not is media literacy. Enjoying characters doing bad things and allowing authors to create flawed or cruel characters for the sake of a story is perfectly fine, but it is not the same as being media literate. Being smug about how you never think an author has bad intentions tells me you're edgy, not that you're media literate. You can't use one rule to apply to all media. That's not how media literacy works. Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Aheem heem. Anyway.
#anyway this is just more of that lefty shit where 'well i can't be racist because i'm gay!'#'well i can't be media illiterate because i love villains!'#not how that works babes#'well I KNOW bad from good so i can't be affected by media!'#'everyone else also knows bad from good and defines it the exact way i do!'#'so if i think this is bad then the author must also think this is bad!'#i have bad news ....#also how do you know bad from good? who taught you that? hmm?#did you fall out of the womb knowing? or did you pick up some things on the way here?#'i just know' no you don't! that's what i'm saying!#assuming one thing is always true is the opposite of being a conscious consumer of media soz#assuming someone thinks and knows the exact same shit you think and know is not media literacy!!
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R: JAAAX!!! What did you do to her?!
J: Relaaax... Pomni just fell herself from the non-existent banana peel so it's her fault anyway
The Non-Covered shadow version under this post:
(Somehow, I felt guilt to see her eyes to me💔😞)
#darkpiart#the amazing digital circus#amazing digital circus#digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc#tadc jax#tadc ragatha#Apu spills His Nuggies#Meme art#fanart#I found some lack and rough shadow but I'm super exhausted so I did accidentally made mistake here but oh well I'll just posting it anyway.
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so i did uhh something to lucanis. firstly, i just wanted to see what he would look like if spite took over him and he turned into some weird creepy demonic creature. but now i think i can turn it into some kind of uuuh abomination uhh were-wyvern-crow-spite au. the creature craves violence blood and other stuff like that, but he listens to rook cus spite loves rook. lucanis is somewhere inside too. (or not if you want it to be angsty)
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#datv#spite dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#murat de riva#my oc#well he's here too#anyway is that ur fursona lucanis haha cringe#wyvern spite au
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i see your joel arts and i come to ask for more joel......... you draw him so shaped.....
shoutout to me rewatching empires that reminded me of this ask from months ago
#mcyt#empires smp#smallishbeans#lee's art#i've got a lot of joel art coming for a bit here so#anon if ur still here ur gonna be fed well#anyway turtles return later its mcyt time again
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when theres meshi in the dungeon
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#it is so hard to spell his name right#but omg hes so easy to draw i banged this out in like 2 secs with no sketch#so maybe more dunmeshi art soon :0#this meme format does not translate as well here but#anyways funny meme go haha#my art
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Nikto is chopping wood when it hits you. You're watching from your back porch door, a porcelain mug of hot chocolate cradled in your warm palms.
It's cold- far too cold for Nikto to be chopping wood in your garden right now. A thick layer of frost blanketing everything in sight- in which he had scraped your car for you earlier this morning whilst you were still in bed. He's still in his sleeping clothes; his thin black shirt that stuck to his body in a thick sleeve or fabric, and those baggy grey sweatpants that hung low on his hips. He's still refused to let you stitch the hemming- which is frayed and worn. Insisting that it is no use fixing it. There's no fixing it, llubov. I'll let it fray and throw it later. No use.
It was certainly a sight. He had drunk his tea down quickly once he noticed your shivering shoulders. Wrapped you up in that fluffy cream nightgown of yours, and set out to fill the fireplace. A silent promise to keep you warm. To provide. He had shot you a stern look at the sight of you lingering in the doorway- your pyjamas shorts and lack of slippers irking him. You wanted to roll your eyes at him. Used to his picking. You are a little warm soft thing. You need to stay warm.
"you're acting like a husband". You quip softly. Playfully, that smile that could warm butter on your pretty lips. "Do you want to be my husband, Andre?".
"yes".
Nikto's sincere raspy voice is sincere as he answers immediately- stunning you into silence. Glancing up at you to fix you an intense stare as he split the log with his hands. Something soft and eager in his eyes. Apprehensive on his own behalf, but filled with longing.
"you'll always be warm". He vows. Eyes filled with something- devotion. So tremendous, that it rattles you to the bone. His eyes meet yours, and you're not sure you can look away. Can't find your hands to sever the line. Pinning you down. He makes the first move- leaving the axe by the tree stump, shoes crunching in the glittering frosted grass. Approaching you like a weary hound.
"then in that case, may I mend these then?". You mumble. Now shy, your heart quivering at the intensity in his face. His hand meets yours as it brushes over the frayed hem of his sweatpants- a warm, halting hold. An unsure pause, you think... Before his shoulders relax a little, and his fingers wiggle softly between yours to melt into an embrace of hands. A gesture so sweet, so unsure and new to him, it was his turn to fluster. Feline eyes wandering from your eyes to your fingers clasped with his.
"yes. I... Let's try".
#nikto cod#cod nikto#nikto x reader#cod nikto x reader#call of duty nikto#nikto#cod x you#cod x reader#cod headcanons#nikto cod x reader#husband nikto#idk if I've portrayed it well enough here#but his frayed clothes and the reluctance to try fix them and to give up on them#is his feelings with approaching a relationship#he doesn't know how to sew well#with his rough scarred fingers#but maybe its ok to let you do it#trust you with the needle#fraying clothes can be saved#like his hope for something soft and new like a life with you#anyways
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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.#11/26 in a hater mood so i’m turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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VI; six for the truth above solace in lies
#remember that post that was like ‘i started reading the bone books’#well#i’ve read them all and i’m in for round 2#because i have many many problems#anyway! here are some necromancers and cavaliers#im starting with the sixth house bc they’re my favourites#camilla hect i am free on thursday etc#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#sixth house#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#the locked tomb fanart#gideon the ninth fanart#art
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Isabella stewart gardner museum
(yesterday was a perfect day. 🖤)
#I have so many more pictures but I’ll probably only post these here#she’s always wanted to go and holy shit#I’m in love with ancient roman architecture well so many types but#scratched that part of my brain#I’ve since looked it up and I’m proud I was right she loved Italy and the architecture was based off Venice Florence and Rome#gonna go live in Italy because jesus I’d thrive#anyways was a really lovely day man#even down to the insane sunset during a rainstorm was incredible#and late night fam/hangs and laughs#isabella stewart gardner museum#museums#mine
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#i'm very pro danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of talons previous installments
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The next day, the body was back.
The green was gone from its eyes, but the awareness wasn't; it spent about an hour watching people go around outside Danny's apartment, which was new behavior. None of the corpses that shadowed him had shown any interest in garden-variety humans before. Now it sat at the window and watched families come home from school or head to their afternoon shifts.
That went into Danny's notes.
After that hour, it taught itself to flush the toilet repeatedly, rearranged the contents of Danny's half-assed linen closet (again) and then stood hovering over the safe where Danny had stashed the ectoplasm.
"...Okay," said Danny.
The dead body croaked. It was a new sound, but there was no context for it. Danny just kind of...wrote it down and hoped for the best.
The day after, Danny woke up at a very reasonable ten forty eight in the morning to find stray corpses feeding each other spoonfuls of ectoplasm in the kitchen.
At that point he kind of had to throw out the notes on how much each one was dosed with, because what the fuck.
"Really?!" Danny shouted, spooking the bodies into fleeing behind chairs and doors and back into his closet again. The only one that didn't flee was Danny's ringmaster corpse of the hour, of course. "You really couldn't wait??"
It stuck out a withered black tongue out at the mortician, who was, really, the victim in all of this. A victim to his parents' whims and a victim to the dead people who followed him around all the time.
This was how Danny found out that, when it doubt, the corpses could just tear through solid steel if they were motivated enough. The finger-marks were so deep and so embedded that they actually looked more like rough claws in the metal.
Great.
Danny ordered a new locking cage for the fridge on Prime and darted off to work. One of his regulars was on the table, though, so Danny just ended up doing what he would have at home— sewing up a gash in its neck and reattaching dead fingers back onto dead stumps.
On the third day, in which four of Danny's frequent fliers had learned from the first how to flush the toilet (and therefore raise the water bill immensely) Danny got a ring from a dark voice he (almost) recognized.
"Is he here?"
Danny squinted, jerking the phone further under his ear as he whipped up some scrambled eggs. The dead girl leaning over his shoulder leaned a little closer to watch the egg froth up. "Is who here? Who is this?"
"This is Batman. Is— the body requisitioned from your facility currently at your place of residence?"
Danny fully let go of the whisk. It landed haphazardly in the glass bowl he'd been stirring in. "What on Earth is a Batman?" he asked, incredulous.
"I visited your workplace previously."
Oh! "Yeah, the cop's friend. I remember now." Danny pulled the whisk out of the liquid eggs and held it out to the body. The unusually animate cadaver mostly prodded the whisk wires and paid no attention to him. "No one's here but me, though. Not that it's your business...?"
"And there are no non-living bodies currently in your apartment?"
Danny ignored the flushing noise in the other room. "I don't know, dude. They practically live in the walls at this point. Don't come over unless you have a warrant."
The call ended with a click.
His omelette turned out amazing, by the way. In case you were wondering.
On the fourth day, the ectoplasm was gone, because the corpses had apparently all taught each other how to lockpick the container in the fridge.
"Okay, some of that was meant to be my dinner. No more lotion at the funeral home now, okay? Now you all can be ashy forever. I'm so serious," Danny complained to the only visible dead person in the room.
The dead person held up a cracked egg. It was probably a gesture of peace, but now there was egg on his vinyl flooring to deal with. And. It wasn't exactly all that comforting in the end.
On the fifth day, Danny awoke to the sensation of a hand jamming itself through his neck until it punched into the mattress beneath him.
Fuck.
#dp x dc#I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of talons#could absolutely be an excuse for#talon!dick#talons#faer fic#dpxdc#dcxdp#death tw#well. the funeral industry anyway#medical tw#corpse tw#dead people#dcu crossover#the original post is free to a good home but I'm just chugging along here
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the price of your mercy
#hi rmbr that wip from seven months ago . well here it is as done as it's gonna get bc i cant take it anymore 💯💯#where are my edward elric fans in the crowd part two#fmab fanart#fmab#fma#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#was gonna post this on oct 3 but didn't have enough timeeee srry guys :(#anime#fanart#the stream of consciousness in tags is so funny bc i'll be having a convo w myself#and then i'm like oh yeah i forgot that tag LMAOOZ#fma brotherhood#digital art#cw eyestrain#tw eyestrain#cw blood#do not ask me what the lighting is doing idk#i've been trying to finish this for seven hrs it's DONE okay#anyway red bg my fav#always does me right#hopefully u guys also like this arc as much as me#i have other versions of this to post but i cant decide which is my fav
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