#well NOT LIKE THAT

[mybedaniel]

hot take: jimmy should be included in slideshows, videos, and other stuff (not counting censoring him, only just not acknowledging him in general). i dont care if he's generally a horrible person,, he's still the main character and a huge part of the plot. i dont condone his actions but it's getting annoying to just not acknowledge his existence, and it feels like we're putting a really well written villian character to waste because we don't realize how in depth jimmy really is,, also the name censoring jokes like jambalaya are only funny if it's actually creative,, in my honest to god opinion : again, i do NOT condone his actions but he's still big on the plot and a very well written character so ya i hate jimmy with all my heart but guys come on all you guys say about him is "haha rapist horrible guy lets ignore him and kick him off" instead of thinking about how in-depth and complex his character is! lets not waste a very interesting villian character by ignoring him entirely!

[maegalkarven]

Dark Urge!character: guys something is seriously wrong! I crave violence and delight in bloodshed. It's driving me mad

Companions: lol we all have our demons, your deep dark secret is not that special

Dark Urge!Character:...

That Night With Alfira: *happens*

Companions: WTF HOW COULD YOU??? THIS IS SO SICK

Dark Urge!Character: *looks into camera like in the office*

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

hey have I mentioned how much I dislike coding yet

[blissfali]

im just a guy who has a lot of tests but he doesnt want to do any of them because she ties his life worth to his test scores and when people do better than him he gets so jealous that he turns it inwardly and then jumps off of a building

[wafflestheasianyenbear]

MAJOR POKEMON SV SPOILERS

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE GAME

I wrote this, but it STILL makes me laugh every single time

Arven is actually wonderful and I can't believe this is how his story ends (seriously huge props to the Pokemon company for actually doing it)

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.