#well NOT LIKE THAT

[maegalkarven]

Dark Urge!character: guys something is seriously wrong! I crave violence and delight in bloodshed. It's driving me mad

Companions: lol we all have our demons, your deep dark secret is not that special

Dark Urge!Character:...

That Night With Alfira: *happens*

Companions: WTF HOW COULD YOU??? THIS IS SO SICK

Dark Urge!Character: *looks into camera like in the office*

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

hey have I mentioned how much I dislike coding yet

[blissfali]

im just a guy who has a lot of tests but he doesnt want to do any of them because she ties his life worth to his test scores and when people do better than him he gets so jealous that he turns it inwardly and then jumps off of a building

[wafflestheasianyenbear]

MAJOR POKEMON SV SPOILERS

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE GAME

I wrote this, but it STILL makes me laugh every single time

Arven is actually wonderful and I can't believe this is how his story ends (seriously huge props to the Pokemon company for actually doing it)

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

(ID in alt text)

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[dykegeology]

HI IF YOU READ A POST SAYING 'IT SUCKS HOW EVERYONE ASSUMES WOMEN ARE STUPID AND THINKS THEY SHOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING VAGUELY RISKY EVER' COULD YOU PERHAPS THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN GOING 'YEAH WOMEN ARE SOOOOO PARANOID AND THOUGHTLESS' MAYBE YOU COULD GO OUTSIDE AND FIND SOME INTERESTING BIRDS OR PERHAPS LEARN ABOUT IDENTIFYING MOSS