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3.5k of cbf-turned-bully!soap x reader, inspired by this (very old) ask to my fave ever <3 (read on ao3)
tags: dubcon, dirty talk, masturbation, references to bullying, breaking and entering, rough sex, overstimulation
Youâre still nearly shaking with frustration as you settle beneath your sheets, fingers twitching against your stomach and your jaw clenched tight.
You are not going to touch yourself. Youâre not. There is no way in hell that youâre coming home from seeing Johnny fucking MacTavish for the first time in years and masturbating. Itâs not happening.
âŚWell, you are awfully keyed up.
âFucking bastard,â you hiss to yourself, frustration only growing as you shimmy down your loose shorts. You tell yourself firmly that this has absolutely nothing to do with the reappearence of your greatest nemesis, and try not to grind your teeth. You hadnât even spoken to the man - just a glance of him had you hissing and ducking behind a different aisle at the supermarket - and youâre already riled by him. Itâd be embarrassing if you werenât nearly too horny to think.
You take a deep breath and rest your fingers over your slit, closing your eyes and letting your mind wander. You touch yourself slowly, fingers carefully spreading your lips as you let your mind wander. With your free hand you tug open your bedside drawer, tugging out your favorite toy and dragging it down your stomach.
Your movements are measured and familiar as your usual fantasies play across the backs of your eyes. You give yourself several long moments to slicken, coaxing more and more from your body with nimble fingers and quick circles.
In your mind, thereâs a large body over yours and something just thick enough to let you feel the sting of a stretch inside of you, your breasts pushing against his chest, soft grunts in your ears.
Your breathing hitches, hips working against your palm as the fantasy starts to become more clear. Heâs big, both above you and inside of you - only halfway in and already tugging you near the edge. His hands are on either side of your head, caging you in so all you can see is his tan skin, his rippling muscles.
You bite your lip to hold back a moan, eyelids fluttering. His bright eyes roll back when he pulls away enough for you to see his face. You lift one hand to your breast, the other gripping his head and both of you moan when you tug. The drag of his cock inside of you is perfect, his weight over you, the heat absolutely pouring over himâŚ
His head drops back down when you let go of his hair, and his lips curve up into a smile as he looks down at you.
You nearly screech when you recognize him, throwing both hands away from your body and your eyes flying open to stare at your dark cieling. Your cunt and nipple throb, feeling quite suddenly neglected, but your heart isracing for an entirely different reason.
No. No. Itâs one thing to satisfy your own needs after seeing the man, itâs another to⌠God, you can hardly even think it - to fantasize about the man and fuck yourself to him.Â
âFuck,â you whisper, desire rapidly cooling. Without Johnny himself in front of you - all six feet of him, muscular and masculine as heâs grown up to be - itâs easier to remember just how terrible he was to you all those years in school. Thereâs no sharp jawline and cute scruff to distract you from the memory of how heâd steal your clothes before you could change in gym class, leaving you with only those embarrassingly tiny athletic shorts for the rest of the day.
You huff as you let your legs fall closed again, the mood well and truly dissipating now. All youâve got left is regular frustration, instead of the fun kind.
A sharp tap at the window jerks you out of your pouting, and you yank your blankets up to cover what little skin is showing in a panic, the slick dildo resting on your thighs. The room is silent for a moment, absolutely still except for the fan in the corner thatâs been blowing for years, until thereâs another tap.
You donât realize what it is until the tap turns into a thunk. Then, you can hardly bite back your yelp. Youâre nearly paralyzed with fear as the sound turns into a sort of⌠jangling almost, clearly coming from the one window in your bedroom.
Back pressed against your headboard, you can do nothing but think of all the things you should be doing as the curtains start blowing more noticeably, wind pouring into the room.
Youâre just sucking in a breath to scream when Johnny MacTavish pops out from behind the curtain, combat boots loud against the wood flooring.
âSame old broken lock, huh, bonnie?â He smirks, strolling into your room like he belongs, like he used to. âBe honest now, you were just waiting here for me, werenât you?â
Youâre gaping like a fish, you know it, but you canât help but stare at him wide-eyed.
The last time John MacTavish was in your bedroom, he was at least a foot shorter and a hell of a lot more welcome. The two of you had been eleven when heâd still been willing to be near you, but as soon as youâd moved on to elementary school - as soon as boys became boys and girls became girls, and kids had crushes instead of cooties - heâd stopped coming around. It was only a few years after that, in high school, that heâd gone from a friend you used to have to the boy who made school miserable.
And there is not one single reason you can think of to justify him sneaking in, the way he used to. Not now, all these years later with so much - said and unsaid - lingering between you.
None of that seems to weigh on him, though. Heâs cocky as ever, doesnât even bother to take off his boots as he saunters towards your bed, giving you a long look that can only be described as salacious as he leans himself against the foot of your bed.
Itâs pure instinct to grope blindy at your bedside table, grabbing the first thing your fingertips touch and launching it at his head.
His instincts are sharp enough the he catches the bottle of water before it can do any real damage, but the small distraction gives you enough time to stumble to your feet, blanket held protectively in front of your body - youâre not completely nude, but a tanktop and panties arenât exactly what you want Johnny seeing you in.
âWhat the fuck are you doing here?!â You hiss, some old instinct making you want to stay quiet even though thereâs no one in the house with you.
The look he gives you is almost begrudgingly scolding, his lips tilted up in the corners as he tuts like heâs just barely holding back a smile. âNow, what was that for? I know your happy to see me, no need to start throwinâ things.â
âJohnny,â you scold, heartbeat slowing as the initial fear fades. âWhat the hell are you doing in my room? We havenât spoken in years, you canât just show back up-â
âAw, I knew you missed me,â he grins, easily interrupting you and stepping almost within arms reach, water bottle discarded on your dresser. âFigured you didnae want to hear from me, Iâd have written if I knew youâd be so crabbit.â
You splutter a bit, spine straightening in offense. âYouâre breaking into my house! I have more than a right to be- whatâd you say? Crabbit?â
His smile only grows and he steps closer, making you instinctually take a step back. âI donât mind, lass. âS always fun to coax a pretty thing out of an ugly mood.â
Your face feels like itâs on fire as you splutter, your heart only beating faster as Johnny prowls forward, eyes dragging down your body like he wants to eat you alive.Â
âI like your PJs, bonnie,â he rumbles, reaching out a hand to drag his finger down one of the straps of your tank top. âDid you match your panties just for me?â
Yous hiss and smack his hand away, one hand crossing tight over your chest to try and regain some amount of modesty. âHow could I have dressed for you when youâre breaking in? This is ridiculous, you need to go, Johnny-â
You hardly even notice as he slowly pushes you backward, his chest pressed against yours until thereâs no more room to pull away from him, the wall at your back a cold shock.
âGo?â He tilts his head, eyes big and round and you know the bastard isnât as innocent or well-meaning as heâs trying to look. âBut I just got here, bonnie. We havenât even fucked yet.â
You rear back at the crass language, face flushing with heat. âWhat- weâre not going to-â You stumble over your words, pressing further back against the wall when his hands - rough, calloused, so much bigger than they used to be - grab both of your elbows to keep you still. âWeâre not having sex,â you finally manage to choke out.
His grin is shark-like, sharp and verging on mean as he ducks his face closer to yours, lowering his voice to match your volume. âWhy not? You look hungry, lass, donât you want a little help? My fingers are bigger than yours, bet I can reach further up in your pretty cunt than you can.â
You gape for a moment, mouth moving as you think about saying any number of things, each of them dying before they cross your lips. This Johnny is so far from the lanky teenager who shoved you as you passed him in the hallway, and even further from the little boy who refused to be your first kiss because of your cooties. You have no idea how to deal with this invasive adult Johnny.
Your hands are small against his broad chest, and you press against him with just a hint of pressure, hoping heâll take your hint and lean away. He doesnât, only pushes himself closer and gives you some of his weight to hold up.Â
âJohnny, come on,â you try, pushing a little harder and only getting yourself more firmly pinned against the wall. âWe can- letâs get lunch tomorrow, okay? We can talk then.â
Johnny doesnât respond at first, only ducks down and presses his face into your throat. You stiffen at the feeling of his damp breath against your skin, the slight brush of his teeth chasing goosebumps down your spine. Your breath hitches when you feel a distinct shape against your stomach, his hardness pressing into you.
âI canât leave now, bonnie,â he says against your throat, groaning and grinding himself against you just once. âYeâve got me all worked up, Iâll die if you make me go.â
âJohnnyâŚâ you whine, wrapping your hands around his biceps and squeezing.
âIâll make it good for you, donâ worry,â he reassures, hands shifting from the wall to wrap around your waist. âMight be a tad selfish once we get goinâ, but youâll have your fun.â
You canât do much but squirm as one of his hands slips down beneath your bottoms, large hand cupping you. Your squeak is entirely unintentional when his fingers begin to explore without any reservations, your face hot with embarrassment at how quickly your body reacts.
Johnny doesnât lift his head far, only enough to mouth at your jaw and leave little sucking bites. His free hand, the one not stroking your clit and drawing out wetness from your core, drifts up enough to palm one of your breasts.
âJohnny,â you breathe, incapable of saying anything but his name.
You can feel his smile against your skin, and you arch further into him when he slides one thick finger inside of you. His fingers are bigger than yours, enough for you to worry about the size of other parts of him.
âYouâre so tight for me, lovie. Gonna squeeze me just right, huh?â His fingers crooks inside of you at just the right angle, and your hips jerk forward on instinct as you cry out. âPretty thing, canât believe I never had this back in school.â
âWhat-â You start, cutting yourself off with a gasp that melts into a moan as he pushes another finger inside of you. Youâre more than wet enough to take it, but everything seems to be moving at hyperspeed, and you canât keep up. âOh, thatâs- whatâre you talking about?â
He huffs against your jaw, nosing up a little further to press against your cheek as his hot breath washes over you. âYouâre so pretty lass, had me hard as iron every day when we were kids. Wasnât very nice, huh bonnie? Walkinâ around in those cute skirts and - fuck, your pretty blush⌠drove me fucking insane.â
You yelp at the sudden stretch of three fingers, pushing up onto your toes to try and jerk away, but Johnny just follows you, thumb stroking cruelly over your clit.
âJust wanted to bend you over,â he groans, pressing his hips into your stomach and gripping your breast tight enough that you worry youâll bruise. âWanted to put you on your knees, on your back, fuck, woulda done anything for just a peek at this pretty cunt.â
âJo-hnny,â you hiccup, melting against him as the pleasure begins to overwhelm you, everything else fading as you creep closer to an orgasm youâre not even sure you want. âI donât-â
âHush,â he hisses, smacking your tit lightly and ignoring your cry of shock. âLemme get you off here, then Iâll fuck you, yeah? Gonna split you open on my cock, show you what you coulda had years ago, gonna fuck you dumb.â
He finally presses his lips to yours, swallowing your moans and cries as they slowly grow in volume. Your hips buck against his hands as you chase an orgasm, unable to do anything more than pant into Johnnyâs mouth as he licks into yours, tongue exploring every bit he can reach.
Your orgasm absolutely melts you, leaves you weak and limp pinned between the wall and the man youâd once known so well. Johnnyâs breathing almost as hard as you, every part of him pressed fully against you. Heâs all heat and solid man, forcing you to ride out every euphoric wave of your orgasm.
Youâre a little glassy eyed by the end of it, knees weak and mind even weaker. Youâre vaguely aware of your hands lightly pushing at him as he lifts you by the thighs, dropping you carelessly onto the bed.
âFuck,â Johnny hisses, tearing your clothes from your body like theyâre nothing. You whine when he presses kisses to your stomach, those kisses quickly turning to sucking bites that have you arching and running a hand through his mohawk.Â
He doesnât bother to take off his shirt - too busy licking his way up to your tits for that - but the sound of his belt dropping to the floor and his jeans following is loud in the quiet of your bedroom.
When he takes your nipple into his mouth, sucking like heâs trying to physically pull more moans from you, you arch off the bed with a near squeal. Heâs hunched over you as he settles firmly above your prone form on the bed, knees between your thighs and keeping them spread.
âSlow- slow down,â you gasp, tapping at his shoulder a bit frantically as you feel the thick - so thick - length of him press against your drooling center. âJohnny-!âÂ
Your cry melts into a long, drawn-out moan as Johnny forces himself inside of you with one mean thrust. Three fingers somehow wasnât enough prep for you to take him comfortably, his cock leaving you teary eyed and writhing on the bed as he bottoms out in just seconds. You feel like youâve been impaled, the breath forced from your chest as you dig your nails into his shoulder and try despertley to breathe through the stretch.
âThere,â Johnny pants above you, lips pink and swollen from his kisses. âThere ye go, bonnie, good fuckinâ girl for me. Coulda - shit, shit - coulda had this years ago, huh?â His head drops low, eyes boring into yours as he pulls back and thrusts back into you sharply, forcing another cry from your lips. âSee how good it feels? I can make you feel so good, pretty girl, promise.â
âJohnny, câmon,â you gasp, scratching down his shoulder blades and pulling him close. Any reservations you had have been fucked out of you in just a few thrusts, and even despite your recent orgasm your clit throbs with need. âCâmon, you can- you can move.â
His smile is sharp above you, his own pupils blown wide and his shirt sticking to his sweat-slick skin. âYeah? Want me to fuck you harder?â
You whine high in your throat, throwing your head back and hitching your hips higher as he finds a pace that works, his hips slamming against the backs of your thighs when you wrap them around his waist. Youâre half off the bed with the position heâs got you in, his arms scooping you up around your back so he can lavish more attention across your tits.
Every breath you take leaves you in a moan or a cry, the pleasure heâs punshing into you almost overwhelming. You feel fevered, desperate in a way you never have before as you claw desperately at Johnnyâs scalp, tugging his hair until he moans.
âSo tight for me,â he slurs against your chest, drooling as he switches from one nipple to the other. âDrivinâ me fuckinâ mad, bonnie, could stay in this cunt forever, shit.â
âJohnny,â you gasp, eyes screwed up tight as you feel yourself getting closer and closer to a second peak. âYouâre so⌠fuck, so big, I canât⌠canât breathe.â
âYeah?â He asks, looking up at you and pushing himself up enough to press kisses to your lips. ââM fuckinâ the air right out of you, huh? Fuckinâ you so good you canât breathe?â
âYeah,â you keen, your body beginning to tense as you begin to taste your orgasm. âFeel so good, Johnny, please, Iâm so- Iâm so close, câmonâŚâ
âYes, yes,â he chants against you, his lips brushing over every bit of your face he can reach, tongue darting out to lick up the few stray tears slipping from your eyes. âSqueeze me tight, câmon, come for me, lass, you can do it.â
He doesnât give up his tight hold on you to rub your clit, but you find that you donât need him to, the combination of his thrusts and everything about the situation bringing you to a powerful enough orgasm that your vision whites out for a moment. Your throat is sore as you shout, and the fabric of Johnnyâs shirt is loose around where your fingers have dug in mercilessly.
âFuck, tight as a vice, fuck, fuck,â Johnny moans, his own face screwed up in pleasure as he loses any rhythm he had before, fucking you like a fleshlight. He leans back and pulls you up with him, holding you chest to chest with him and burying his face into your neck as you hold onto him for dear life.Â
He buries his teeth right above your pulse as he comes, working his hips in small, jerky thrusts to milk himself as you tighten up around him. Your breath is synced with his, both of you panting desperately and soaked in sweat.
Youâre still reeling as he begins to recover. Before you can even muster enough strength to let your thighs fall away from his hips, heâs falling forward onto the bed and laying both of you out on your sides, his hold on you not loosening at all. He takes half a second to throw his shirt across the room, then presses you so close that your tits are all but flat against his chest.
Heâs uncharacteristically silent as the two of you share breaths, each of you slowly floating back into your bodies. The only emotion you can really muster is shock - how is it that Johnny, your best friend turned biggest bully, just fucked you better than any man youâve been with before? It feels, in some absurd way, unfair.
âWeâll have to talk about this,â you say quietly, once your heartbeat has almost evened out and your breaths are coming evenly.Â
Johnny only hums, one big hand moving down to hitch your thigh back around his waist, tilting your body so somehow even more of your skin is pressed against his. âSure, bonnie,â he murmurs, voice half muffled from where his face is pressed into your hair. âTomorrow.â
âIâm serious, Johnny,â you try, one hand resting on his ribs. âYou broke into my house.â
âHmm,â he hums, taking a deep breath of your scent and letting it out contentedly. âIâll say sorry in the morninâ. Sleep now, though.â His voice is almost pleading, his grip on you tightening for just a moment, one hand behind your back and the other resting on your ass. You feel like a stuffed animal, but youâre too pleasure-sated to really mind.
âAlright,â you agree, settling into his hold fully and letting your mouth rest against his collarbone as your eyes flutter shut. âTomorrow.â
#welcome back to: gratuitous use of italics#stealing my old kinktober tags for this one#soap mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#soap cod#soap smut#john mactavish smut#johnny mactavish smut#bo writes#soap mactavish smut#cod fanfic#call of duty fanfic#soap x reader#dark fic
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#this is my most popular twitter post AS IT SHOULD BE#my funniest work#still giggle at Balthus stealing the spotlight#fe3h#fire emblem#lorenz hellman gloucester#CONSTANCE VON NUVELLE#ferdinand von aegir#mercedes von martritz#black eagles#golden deer#blue lions#ashen wolves#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#Constance got the sun aversion#Mercedes can't see her reflection (Annie does her makeup)#Ferdinand has to be welcomed into rooms#Lorenz got the food allergies#This is my truth#Also Balthus is a werewolf#Yuri is a siren#and Hapi is the cursed girl that summoned them all#this has come up in the comments on reddit so for the record#Annette and Sylvain have figured it out and are covering for her#if you read this far now you know congrats#2022 art
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she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#kristen applebees#kipperlilly copperkettle#buddy dawn#cw: blood#cw: gore#cw: violence#hello this is the first post on this blog. welcome. I need to offload my art somewhere outside of my usual sphere#anyways yeah. yeah#I just think making direct eye contact with the person your murder victim is supposed to mirror before murdering them is kinda vibe#thinking abt kipperlily and kristen and how kipperlily was meant to be riz's foil but#genuinely kristen works so much better as foil for her instead. like how would beardsley ever not have swooped in to steal this off of#murph's plate. order vs chaos. embracing the rules vs rejecting them for having always fallen through the crack by your nature#so my busted ass brain saw this moment of kipperlily KILLING kristen's foil and I went insane like she took him out of the equation#HE is no longer kristen's foil. KIPPERLILY is now. deranged I need to draw this Immediately#kristen seeing kipperlily with true sight... smiling at her..... the interference that now narratively connects them do you see#can anyone hear me. hello
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âI watch movies for the plotâ
The â¨plotâ¨:
#I was made for lovinâ you babyyyy#made gifs of this scene for the girlies#youâre welcomeâ¨#god heâs so fine bruh it isnât fair#they KNEW what they were doing with this scene omg#whereâs my Colt#SAVE ME COLT SEAVERS#GO WATCH THIS MOVIE RN#colt seavers gif#colt seavers x reader#Jody Iâm stealing ur mans#fanfic#x reader#reader#fanfiction#the fall guy#colt seavers#colt seavers gifs#ryan gosling#colt seavers fanfiction#colt seavers x female!reader#colt seavers fic#colt seavers/reader#colt seavers x you#ryan gosling x reader#I need to sleep fr#the fall guy movie#the fall guy fanfiction#ryan gosling gif#ryan gosling edit
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These were meant to be warmups. ANYWHO!
Went to a random palette site and picked ones that were reminiscent of Wally's colors but still very different that I liked and grabbed some outfits to do a sort of challenge for myself. Idk, thought it would help me out of my funk.
Suffice to say, I'm feeling a bit better now~ These were really fun to do!!!
#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#wally darling#welcome home arg#WH Wally#welcome home wally#wally darling fanart#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet arg#my art#Waaawwwyyy in a dreessss#Drawing the man to heal my soul#The top one feels so different from what I'm used to!!#Im usually so set on keeping my art soft but man doing something like this was kinda fun!!!#SHOUT OUT TO THEKNIFECLOWN for letting me steal their fit for the second piece!!!!!#limited colors also meant Wallys stuck with blue eyelids but ngl I find the blue so cute. A part of Wally's beta design I really really lik#Anyway its 5am and shoulda been in bed...AGES ago!!!#enjoy enjoy#sidenote please ignore that i just drew the same expression twice fjsjkdd god I didnt even REALIZE!!!!!
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He's just sitting there... menacingly...! ( O~O")
#welcome home project#welcome home art#welcome home#welcome home fanart#wh#whrp#partycoffin#wh wally#wally darling welcome home#wally darling#wally welcome home#little guy#I bet he's planning on stealing apples again
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Itâs been a busy day for Elle by the time she rounds the corner and sees the unattended Batmobile parked in the alley she usually cuts through to go home. But not so busy that sheâs willing to ignore the prime opportunity that sheâs just stumbled upon.
Bats in the Bowery is always something that gets peopleâs heckles up - this is Hoodâs turf and the people that live there are just as territorial over that as their violent vigilante. Batman himself being in the Bowery might as well be a declaration of war. Sure, when the heavy hitters are out causing shit things are a bit more flexible, but even then the Bats are there with Red Hood. Obviously and clearly tolerated for the time being.
Elle would put good money on Hood not being in the loop that the big Bat himself is currently parked three blocks away from Crime Alley. Which means that the Batmobile, tucked away in the shadows and entirely unattended, is free game.
Fuck it, she decides.Â
Jay had asked her and Danny about what kind of rings Jazz likes. Heâs on all their emergency contact lists, and heâs offered to officially adopt her and Danny to lighten Jazzâs load a little. Heâs put in the time to figure out how to incorporate ectoplasm into his amazing home cooked meals in such a way that it doesnât cause the food to come back to life just so they can have something tasty and nutritious.Â
Heâs family.
Which means itâs only right that she honors his place as family, by following in his footsteps.
Even without any of the proper equipment for the job, itâs a lot easier for her to remove the tires than it had been for her soon-to-be brother-in-law all those years ago. All it takes is five minutes, some intangibility and some increased strength and she has a pile of tires wider than her body stacked up behind her. She doesnât even get any grease on her in the process. It takes more effort to find a pencil in her blackhole of a backpack to write the note she leaves behind tucked under one of the windshield wipers.
Getting the tires home is another story but she eventually manages to scrounge up enough blob ghosts to help her haul them back with her unseen. The little dudes like a little mischief - and like Hood even more - and they need the exercise. Sheâs not sure exactly what sheâs going to do with the tires when she gets home though. One is definitely going to Jay as a present, maybe she could get Skulker to help her mount it on a plaque like one of his hunting trophies? Other than that though, theyâre largely just going to take up space in the apartment.
Bill would probably know a guy. Hell, Bill may even want in on the trophy idea as a gift for Hood, heâd been saying that the anniversary of the crime lord taking out Black Mask was coming up. Maybe she could get the goon to help her get the last two tires to a couple of the more fun rogues as gifts? Harley for sure would get a laugh out of it. Ivy would probably be upset over the ecological impact of the creation of the tire, but maybe she could sell the last one to Penguin?
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Tim blinks at the stack of - very familiar - tires taking up the corner of the Nightingalesâ living room. Elle has them arranged in an approximation of a throne with a couple of pillows set down so she can sit more comfortably as she lounges. She barely even glances up at them as Danny leads them inside, slurping at a bright green smoothie as she taps away on her phone.
Danny looks as thrown by the tableau as Tim is. Itâs nice to see that Danny isnât as totally immune to Elleâs shenanigans as he pretends. Though, itâs also mildly terrifying to consider his boyfriendâs little sister is capable of chaos that not even Danny âDanger Twinkâ Nightingale can come up with.
âUhâŚwhat you got there, Elle?â
Elle, pointedly, takes a long, loud slurp from her smooth as she looks up to meet her brotherâs gaze. âNew family tradition.â She says, unblinking.
Danny stands there for a long moment before giving a final shrug. âYeah, sure. Jay will get a kick out of it.â
Tim pulls his phone out and snaps some pictures. Danny is right, of course, Jason is going to love it. But so will everyone else in the group chat.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#batman#jazz fenton#danny fenton#danielle fenton#danielle phantom#dani phantom#tim drake#jason todd#anger management#dp x dc anger management#anger management ship#brain dead#dead tired#bill the professional goon#Elle stealing the batmobile's tires as a way to welcome Jason into the family and create a new family tradition lives in my brain rent free#she doesnât know Jason is Red Hood in this#Jazz does but she respects secret identities and isnât saying shit#Jason had been blowing up the family group chat over someone stealing ALL FOUR of the batmobile's tires#there were a lot of pictures of Batman looking tired and So Done (TM) standing next to the tireless batmobile#Jay will for sure be boasting about Elle when he finds out it was her#the comments about him pulling a Bruce and adopting the kid that stole the tires will never end and he can't even fight them because#he *did* legally adopt her#oh well totally worth it
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Drawing on public transport is hard
#rly loving the pens i steal from work lately#they look a little off but i havent drain them in like 8 years so#sock sowachowski#jonathan combs#welcome to hell#w2h#art#traditional art#sketches
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Something that I think has been overlooked in all the hubub surrounding Eddie is the way Howdy treats his brother Latter during Holiday Hullabaloo. Quite frankly, he treats his brother quite similarly to how he treats Eddie- with dismissal at best and outright derision at worst. But while Eddie just gets shooed away when he tries to interact with Howdy, Latter is ignored, insulted, and outright pushed out of sibling time altogether. While some of this could be considered just standard sibling teasing, we get an immediate contrast with Howdy's clear adoration of his sister and vocal preference of his brother-in-law, which Latter immediately notices. Why is he treating his own brother that way when Latter clearly loves him and wants to spend time with him? Sure, his poetry is a little over-the-top but Howdy's treatment seems to go past simple annoyance as he makes it very clear that the only reason he's even tolerating him is because it's a holiday. So what's up there?
When looking at Latter in comparison to the rest of the family, he's clearly different from all the other men there. He wears his hair in a long ponytail rather than the short and spiffy style his male relatives wear, is far more emotional and openly affectionate than them, pursues artistry instead of business, and just generally carries himself in a distinctly non-masculine way similarly to Eddie. While Eddie isn't quite as feminine as Latter, he's also very affectionate, artistic, sensitive, and just generally doesn't fit the mold of what people say a man is "supposed to be." Both of them carry traits that are often looked down upon in men, especially back in the 60s-70s, and so they're treated as pariahs. Pushed aside, even when amongst family, and treated as an annoyance. Unwanted. Unneeded.
Anyways, that's my essay on why Latter and Eddie should be friends!
#welcome home#eddie dear#howdy pillar#latter pillar#if nothing else it would royally piss off howdy#and probably make frank mad jealous#he's literally never had competition for eddie's attention before#and then howdy's HARLOT of a brother comes along and steals it away!#analysis
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Clownsuu, i think your goober wally is popular now. I've seen so many artists make their own style of da goober. GOOBER WALLY WILL LIVE ON!!!
GOOBER WALLY UPRISING
FORFEIT ALL YOUR VALUED POSSESSIONS TO THE GOOBER-
#GOOBER GOOBER GOOBER#SILLY LIL GUY#The one true Wally smhh#Welcome home#welcome home wally#wally darling#Goober Wally will steal your toes and drain your life savings on apples#YEAHHHH I SAW SOME ART GAMERS DONE ON THEIR GOOBER VERSIONS#Absolutely adore them all the goober is just too silly đđĽđĽ
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commander fox as the stakeholder specialist on an interview panel for a new pantoran security official. he thought he was turning up for the usual briefing. he has never sat on an interview panel in his lifeâhe learnt what one was approximately twenty minutes ago.
the panel is him, riyo chuchi, her current head of security, and bail organa (padmĂŠ isnât allowed on interview panels anymore because she intimidates people).
fox manages to get through the day without anyone seeing him sweat (buckets: so useful) and vibrates his way back to the barracks to yell thorn from bed because heâs had an amazing idea.
rex, opening his comms: whatâs an âannual review panelâ and why is fox sending me an appointment for one? is this a joke?
cody, having read his own messages and still cross about it: why am i interviewing to be his brother. iâm already his brother. do i have to go?
ponds, via holo, serenely: yes đ iâm on the panel đ and iâm taking notes ��
#fox steals a blazer to wear over his armour#thorn welcomes the interviewees at the door to direct them and pretends not to know their name#hound has been practising chitchat about the weather#theyâre cosplaying civvies and theyâre very serious about it#foxâs vode expert is ponds#his external stakeholder is quinlan vos who is in disguise as vinland quos#he had a moustache for the occasion#heâs very excited to finally have an excuse to wear it#itâs been a long day okay give me a pass here#coruscant guard#commander fox#star wars#the clone wars#clones clones clones#putting my blorbo in situations
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Credits go to @no-name-blu for the AU đââď¸đââď¸
THE VOICES
Original:
#welcome home#welcome home fanart#frank frankly#frank welcome home#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#welcome home au#I didnât have that much free time to draw but I just HAD TO#I will continue to draw this AU đĄ#I swear if one of you smuglies steal my art and post it on Pinterest ILL COME AFTER YOUR A-
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Wally teaches you how to BORROW an apple from Howdy!
Did any of you learn anything from this?
#welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home puppet show#wally darling#howdy pillar#barnaby b beagle#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#stealing is bad but borrowing isn't.#the reason it's only four steps it's because Wally only has four fingers#I hope you guys learnt something from this
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Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nereva- IS THAT THE FALSE COPY OF SUNDER???
#shitposting#my art#idk I was listening to Dagoth Ur Fanfiction like a normal Morrowind fan#and I thought this up#because pointing and laughing emojis are SO fucking funny together#alt joke: Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nereva- DID YOU LITERALLY JUST COME UNPREPARED???#I'M A GOD#morrowind#dagoth ur#meme#ig#feel free to steal this idc
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Friendless
After being pestered by Tim about not having any friends (Apparently: Bizarro, your brother's exes, family friends, your dad's friends/exes and your exes didn't count), Jason was determined to make a friend.
But it was extremely difficult since most of Gotham knew him as "Red Hood, the Crime lord" or "The reincarnation of Jason Todd" (Jason still didn't know how they came to the latter conclusion, idiots or geniuses?).
So he decided to look for someone who didn't know anything about Gotham or moved recently to the city but it was impossible to tell! Tired of his fruitless search, he ordered drinks at the new bar that opened recently.
And while he was drinking he met his first friend! (Or well, the first friend he had made on his own and without outside influences, fuck you Tim); Danny Nightingale was a strange boy, with a lot of resistance to alcohol and who had recently moved. Jason was 80% sure that he was a meta or another creature since he didn't show up in the photos.
But that didn't matter! It was time to show off to the family his new best friend! (And show them that he can make friends!) Not Steph, not Barbara, Danny. On the other hand, the halfa was quite confused but glad that the people of Gotham were so nice and friendly, Jason seemed like a nice person, and maybe it was time to widen his friendship circle beyond Sam & Tucker.
#dpxdc#Danny is new in Gotham#he didn't expect the friendly welcome at the bar#but Jason seems cool#a little desperate about something but he has spirit#Tim teased Jason a lot about not having any friends lol#Or friends he made on his own#Jason took it as a challenge#dp x dc#dc x dp#Jason tried to show off his new best friend but Danny wasn't showing in the pictures#Tim still thinks he's lying#he is going to tease him so much when they start dating because Jason is going to be friendless again#dead on main#deadonmain#Maybe Jason will try to steal Danny's friends#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt
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