#welcome back janja!!

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JANJA GARNBRET at Innsbruck Boulder Finals 2023

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[devilsrecreation]

Musical theater songs I associate with TLG/see TLG characters singing

-“Candy Store” (Heathers): Literally what Kiburi and his float would sing in the episode “The Little Guy”

-“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” (The Sound of Music): Is this not everyone except Simba talking about Makuu during “The Savannah Summit”? Just listing all his flaws and shit behind his back

Could even be the Outlanders complaining about Kiburi lol

-“There, Right There/Gay or European” (Legally Blonde the musical): I’ve mentioned it before but everyone in the Outlands are wondering if Neema’s either aromantic-asexual or if that’s just normal crocodile behavior

Spoiler alert: Yes

-Ucheshi’s version of “Congratulations” from Hamilton; taking place during Kiburi and Ucheshi’s argument, Ucheshi yells at her brother, recounting the events of “Let Sleeping Crocs Lie” and explaining just how stupid his actions were by comparing him to Makuu and reminding him what Simba does. If there was a crocodile version of a slap to the face, she’d do it

Ofc Tamka, Nduli, and Neema are spying on them in the background like :0

-“God, I hate Shakespeare”: Not Ushari singing about how much he hates Bunga

-“4 Jews in a Room Bitching” (Falsettos): Janja, Reirei, Mzingo, Kiburi basically introducing themselves and how they got here living in the Outlands ig lol (Creatures in a dump bitching)

Also either Ushari or Shupavu sings “Banishment” instead of “slavery”

-“My House” (Matilda): Wrote about it here!

-“Naughty” (Matilda): The skinks (mainly Shupavu) teaching Hodari how to get revenge by causing mischief

-“Stick it to the Man”: I’ve written about this before too! I can see Kenge singing it while teaching the Outlander kids and the skinks how to defend themselves by channeling their anger. Kinda as a parallel to Bunga’s “Teke Ruka Teleza”

-“Popular” (Wicked): Anyone else see Tiifu and Zuri singing this to Vitani and her lion guard? No? Just me?

-“Murder, Murder” (Jekyll and Hyde): You know how (in my hc) Sumu had a job as an assassin who killed all kinds of animals in his past? Yeah, this song are animals singing about his little murder spree (aka doing his job that evil animals hired him for) and not having a clue who the culprit is

Also not Sumu lowkey having fun like “(Insert name of victim here) I’m happy to inform you that you are relieved of your duties….all of them”

“My dear, you should be more careful walking around at night. You never know whom you might encounter”

“Bad news from the Kings~”

-“Confrontation” (Jekyll and Hyde): Explained here

-“The Smartphone Hour” (Be more chill): Season 2 in a nutshell

SCAR SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN PRIDE ROCK WOOOAHHHH~

“Consider Yourself” (Oliver): I wanna say this is Makuu welcoming Hodari into his float as an honorary croc but I know he isn’t much of a singer so how about Jasiri welcoming my oc’s Aibu (a striped hyena) and Kifo (a black mamba) into the Outlands/her friend group. Consider themselves official Outlanders :)

Honorable mention, “Master of the House” (Les Miserable): Remember my oc, Mamba, AKA Pua’s predecessor and a complete asshole of a croc? I imagine him singing this song about being a leader

Feat. a younger Pua who legit roasts him hghfgfg

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Macron's visit to Brazil highlights limits of dialogue between France and a Global South leader

The French president was unable to avoid awkward divergence of opinion regarding both Vladimir Putin and Gaza.

A handshake, champagne and pats on the back were in order at the end of Emmanuel Macron's three-day state visit to Brazil, on Thursday, March 28. The French president had been taken on a whirlwind tour of the Amazon, São Paulo, Rio de Janeiro and finally Brasilia. From the capital, Macron expressed his desire to revive relations between the two countries, as well as his closeness to his counterpart, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. A gastronomic lunch in the style of Brazil's Bahia region was organized at the Itamaraty foreign ministry, featuring guest appearances by ex-footballer Rai Souza Vieira de Oliveira and French attacking midfielder Dimitri Payet, currently playing for Rio's CR Vasco da Gama football club.

A little earlier, Macron was hosted at the Palácio do Planalto presidential palace, a monumental work by famous Brazilian architect Oscar Niemeyer, located on the Three Powers Plaza – which was ravaged by rioters loyal to former president Jair Bolsonaro on January 8, 2023. With his honor guard and almost the entire Brazilian government in attendance, Lula made a point of formally welcoming his French guest, whom he hugged several times, before presenting him with the country's highest distinction that is reserved for foreigners, the Grand Cross of the Order of the Southern Cross. In return, Macron awarded the French Legion of Honor to Brazil's first lady, Rosângela da Silva, known as "Janja." Yet behind these light-hearted smiles and hugs, the meeting between the two leaders was dominated by serious issues, starting with the wars in Ukraine and Gaza.

At the end of their meeting, the Brazilian president hammered home his commitment to "negotiate" toward "peace," while his French counterpart had, a month ago, not ruled out sending troops to Ukraine to help it resist Russian assaults. "I am so many thousand kilometers away from Ukraine that I am not forced to have the same nervousness that the French people who are closer, the German people," said Lula, estimating that Volodymyr Zelensky and Vladimir Putin "have to get along."

"France is a power of peace, but it is not weak and defends democracy and international law," retorted Macron, who expressed that the Russian president's participation in a G20 summit in Brazil in November, at Lula's invitation, must be the subject of a consensus of the group's members before being confirmed. "If it's not a useful meeting and if it creates division, we shouldn't do it," suggested the French leader to his counterpart.

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[twistedtummies2]

2024 Discount Options

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CHESHIRE CATS Boris Airay, from Alice in the Country of Hearts Chessur, from Tim Burton’s Alice Movies The Disney Version Kyle Knock, from Lost Alice.

BIG BAD WOLVES Death, from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Grey Wolf, from Grey Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood Grimm, from A Villain’s Twisted Heart Mr. Wolf, from The Bad Guys Wolfrun, from Smile! Pretty Cure (a.k.a. Ulric, from Glitter Force)

TWISTED WONDERLAND Azul Ashengrotto Fellow Honest Leona Kingscholar Malleus Draconia Ruggie Bucchi

LION KING UNIVERSE Janja Kovu Makucha Simba

HAZBIN HOTEL/HELLUVA BOSS Alastor Husk Loona Lucifer Morningstar Stolas

DC/MARVEL Blob Ember Killer Croc King Shark Parasite Venom

MY HERO ACADEMIA Katsuki Bakugou Eijiro Kirishima Izuku Midoriya

HOUSAMO Alp Behemoth Macan

FATE/ Julius Caesar Gilgamesh Mordred

MISCELLANEOUS Alice Asmodeus, from Welcome to the Demon School! Iruma-kun Arataki Itto, from Genshin Impact Beelzebub, from Obey Me! Bowser, from Nintendo Diablo, from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Dragon King, from The Monkey King Fel, from Campfire Cooking in Another World With My Absurd Skill. Felicia, from The Great Mouse Detective Po, from Kung Fu Panda Reptile, from Mortal Kombat Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina: The Animated Series Satan/Sadao Maou, from The Devil is a Part-Timer!

Let’s see how many of these guys get stories, and how often, before the year is out. XD

[worldclassmenageriie-moved]

liongxard​:

Kion nodded. “Yes… I know about Scar. He put my dad through a lot…”

He looked back up. “Yeah. Janja and his clan cause a lot of trouble for us,” he said. “But… sometimes I wonder why we have to chase them out. They need to eat, too. I can’t tell Dad that, since he probably wouldn’t agree, but it’s true.”

He paused. “I mean… he’d agree that you hyenas need to eat, but, uh-…” He shrugged, frowning a little. “…he wouldn’t agree that hyenas shouldn’t be chased out.”

Kion met her eyes. “What does your clan eat, Ashanti? Are you… able to get food from the Pridelands, or…?”

Ashanti rested her head down on her paws. “I couldn’t tell you why hyena’s aren’t welcome in the pridelands, kid. That was before my time....that was before queen Shenzi’s time too as far as I know.” 

Her ears tucked back, she remembered when Shenzi told her the old story. 

“ Every hyena cub asks eventually; we’re told it’s because lions are selfish and the lions of the past feared the strength of the clan. Together we were stronger than their pride, and they were scared we would take the pridelands from them so they ran us out. That’s what Queen Shenzi told me when I was a cub.”

Ashanti sighed. “My clan---my old clan I mean. Queen Shenzi, never meant to destroy the pridelands before. That’s not what they wanted. I was only a cub, younger than you when we moved from the graveyard but I do believe that much. We never wanted to cause so much damage, Scar just promised for us not to starve.”

Looking at the cub she giggled. “We eat what most hyenas eat, silly cub. Some animals do stray into our territory, and they are free for me and my clan to hunt but most of our meals are the Prindlanders leftovers. When the pridelands are asleep, we take what other predators have left behind. That’s the way I’ve run territory since the Priderock fire. It’s purposeful that none of you have never seen us.” 

[howwelldoyouknowyourmoon]

Divine Principle – “any character would have sufficed to fill the role of ‘messiah’”

Many ‘messiahs’ have taught variations of the Divine Principle in Korea.

Kim Baek-moon 金百文 taught it from the early 1940s, and was the source of many of Moon’s ideas. Kim developed the ‘parallels of history’ which culminated in the year of his birth, 1917. 

Kim Baek-moon talked about “sexual union with God”

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Chong Deuk-eun 丁得恩 taught 17 ideas in the mid 1940s that were integrated into Moon’s Divine Principle. She called herself Holy Mother, and had developed a theology to demonstrate that she was a new female messiah. She was over 20 years older than Moon, and had developed her ideas well before meeting him. She taught the four position foundation, the failure of Abraham, etc., many years before Moon.  She practised pikareum and described it as “Transmission of the holy blood”. At the end of her book, The Principles of Life, she emphasized the restoration of Eden. LINK

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Here are examples of four men and one woman who were Unification Church members, or studied the Divine Principle, and have then promoted themselves as messiahs or gurus:

Jung Myong-suk (or Jeong Myeong-seok) 鄭明析 – the South Korean cult known as Setsuri, JMS, Jesus Morning Star, or Providence. LINK

Jeong Myeong-seok, above. Following accusations against him by South Korean police of rape, fraud and embezzlement, Jeong fled the country in 1999 and lived as a fugitive in Hong Kong, Taiwan, and China before being arrested by Chinese police in May 2007. In April 2009, the Supreme court of South Korea sentenced Jeong Myeong-seok to 10 years in jail. LINK

Sex and the bizarre world of former Moonie, Providence cult leader Jeong Myeong-seok

VIDEO

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Lee Il-chi 李一指 (born Lee Seung-heun 李承憲 ) – Dahn Yoga LINK

Dahn is the Korean for “energy”

“During the day time, Lee attended college, and … studied with Unification Church’s Divine Principle study group looking for answers in the bible.” (“Dahn Hak” written by Lee Il-chi, page 199)

From www.freedomofmind.com: “While I was seeking Tao at Moak mountain, I attended Unification Church. … I opened up a Unification Church Il-Wha spring water franchise, but it failed so I had to sell my house.

…Lee first opened his eyes to the enlightenment in 1980. According to Dahn World, President Lee achieved his “Great Connection with the Heaven” on July 15th 1980 at Moak Mountain behind his wife Sim JourngSook’s birth home.”

[similar to Moon’s 1936 ‘revelation from Jesus’ myth]

“Lee reportedly had help from Hwa-young Moon, a Korean woman who joined Dahn in the late 1980s and whipped [the theology] into shape; she knew a good deal about the enlightenment trade, having grown up in the “Moonies,” the Unification Church.” (Rolling Stone magazine, 2010 LINK)

In 1980 Lee changed his name from 李承憲, Lee Seung-heun to Lee Ilchi 李一指. Ilchi means “finger pointing to the truth.” [Moon changed his name from Moon Yong Myung to Moon Sun Myung. Yong means dragon.]

Lee left two sons and his wife. [Moon left his first wife, Choi Seon-gil, and infant son in 1946. (ref. Michael Breen, Sun Myung Moon, the early years) Hee-jin Moon was born on August 17, 1955 in Tokyo. He was the son of Kim Myung-hee and Moon Sun Myung who married on June 30, 1955. Moon has acknowledged he is Hee-jin’s father. However, Moon never gave any financial support for his wife or for his son during their four year exile in Japan.]

In 2008, Dahn settled a lawsuit for an undisclosed sum when a college professor named Julia Siverls died of dehydration while hiking a Sedona mountain, allegedly lugging 25 pounds of rocks in her backpack. LINK

The Scary Yoga Obsession – A Glamour exclusive LINK

Thousands of young women have turned to the popular Dahn Yoga practice, and many say they love it. But now some former members are making shocking charges of greed, psychological manipulation and sexual assault. Who’s right?

… A few months later Jade attended a Shimsung workshop led by a high-level Dahn trainer and staffed by Dahn masters. These workshops, according to Jade and some of the other plaintiffs in the suit, take on the air of group therapy, with participants sharing their deepest, darkest insecurities with a roomful of strangers. Masters are quick to offer a box of tissues or a supportive embrace during emotional moments. At the end of the workshop, the lights dim, loud drumming music is turned on and the participants chant, weep and shout, “Who am I? What do I want?” Lucie remembers that some people walked out midworkshop, unnerved, but she and others felt as if their hearts had opened.

Recalls Lucie, “It felt like you were falling in love, only much bigger, because you weren’t just falling in love with a person, but with a community, a practice and a lifestyle, all in one. It was everything. I felt like the luckiest person in the world.”Cult experts call that lavish attention “love bombing,” a common recruitment technique. “As social beings, we respond well to people who make us feel welcome and secure,” notes Janja Lalich, Ph.D., a professor of sociology at California State University, Chico, and a cult expert. “Love bombing also tends to make the person feel more obligated to comply with requests from the group—requests to come back again, to give more, to bring friends and so forth.” The technique doesn’t work on everyone, which may explain why many people can practice Dahn Yoga without being consumed by it. “Dahn is especially appealing to anyone who is anxious, vulnerable or struggling with personal issues like a breakup or questions about career direction,” says cult expert Szimhart.

Six months into her Dahn experience, Lucie dropped out of college to dedicate herself completely to Ilchi Lee’s “vision” of spreading the word about Dahn Yoga. When her MIT tuition refund check came, she cashed it to pay for a course at Dahn’s National Retreat Center in Sedona, Arizona. “You feel good when you write the check or swipe your card,” says Lucie. “Like you just bought a present for your soul.”…

… Lucie now directs a ski school in New Hampshire and has paid off the debt she accrued while at Dahn. One good thing she says has come from her ordeal is a “beautiful friendship” with Jade, Liza and Nina. “We’re healing together,” says Lucie. While they say they may never see a penny—or an apology—from Dahn, they hope their complaint will save others. “The women who become sabumnims are incredible people; they are so smart and passionate and have so much to contribute to the world,” Lucie says. “Ilchi Lee’s bank account is not a cause worthy of all they have to offer.”

Catherine Elton is a journalist in Boston.

It is worth reading some of the comments under this Glamour article.

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Woo Myung-shik – Woo Group LINK (Not to be confused with Woo Myung and Maum Meditation)

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David Jang – LINK Christianity Today September 2012, Vol. 56, No. 8, Pg 36, “The Second Coming Christ Controversy”

… The details of Jang’s early life are in question, and multiple efforts to contact him for this story’s publication were unsuccessful. Critics in Korea, Japan, and China say he was involved in Sun Myung Moon’s Unification Church. They point to his appearance in a 1989 student handbook for Moon’s Sung Hwa Theological Seminary as an assistant professor of theology, teaching systematic theology and Unification theology. They also cite a 2002 history of Sun Moon University praising him for helping to fund the school.

… But according to several sources with experience in Jang-associated organizations and communities, many members of the movement believed that the key event in Jang’s early missionary endeavors is not in his résumé—nor, indeed, in any written source. It was believed, these sources said, that in or around 1992, early follower Borah Lin told Jang that she believed he was the “Second Coming Christ”—not Jesus Christ himself, but rather a new messianic figure that would complete Jesus’ earthly mission. According to several former members, Lin became an important spiritual figure in Jang’s closest circles. Documents from teaching sessions indicate that Jang and his followers look to October 30, 1992—Jang’s 43rd birthday—as the precise date of the start of their own movement. Beyond that, affiliated groups including Apostolos Campus Ministries and Olivet University look to 1992 as the year of their founding.

… The basic content of these messages, both as contained in the notes and as described by former members, bears similarities to the teachings of Sun Myung Moon—that Jesus’ work was left unfinished and in need of another "Christ” to complete it. Daniel 12 records a notoriously ambiguous prophecy that refers to 1,260 days (“a time, times and half a time”), “1,290 days,” and then finally to “1,335 days.” The 1,260 days, the notes say, finished when Jesus was born, and the 1,290 days were completed when Jesus began to preach and teach publicly at 30 years of age (1,260 + 30 = 1,290). His three-year public ministry, they say, advanced the prophecy of 1,290 days to 1,293 days, but because the Cross cut his mission short, Jesus did not fulfill the prophecy of the 1,335 days. There is thus a remaining gap of some 42 “days,” which were said to symbolize 42 years. Multiple sources said that this 42-year gap was believed to have been fulfilled by Jang.

The lessons also taught a doctrine of “three Israels.” The first was a national Israel, the second was composed of Christians, and the third was constituted by the movement Jang had founded. The 144,000 of Revelation 7 was said to refer to this “third Israel,” and the Lamb who redeemed them was said to be “not Jesus, but the Christ of the Second Coming.”

Closely associated with this idea of Jang’s followers as the “third Israel” is a distinction between the “gospel of parables” that Jesus taught and the “eternal gospel” delivered to Jang. One of the lessons said, “Jesus speaks in parables to preach to us, but to the new era, the gospel will be explained more clearly, that is, the everlasting Gospel.” This “everlasting Gospel” will be proclaimed by the Second Coming Christ.

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And a new True Mother, ‪Senyu Ryuka Sama‬  LINK

‪A service with Senyu Ryuka Sama‬ LINK

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Disciples of the messiah, Lee Man-hee

Rival Korean messiah, Lee Man-hee, builds workshop next to UC / FFWPU Cheongpyeong Center

How “God’s Day” was established by Sun Myung Moon on Jan 1, 1968

Newsweek on the many Korean messiahs of the 1970s

Hwang Gook-joo and his orgies

Chong Deuk-eun – Great Holy Mother

Park Tae-seon – another Korean Pikareum Messiah

Kim Baek-moon talked about “sexual union with God”

Kim Seong-do and the roots of the Divine Principle

The six ‘wives’ of Sun Myung Moon

Sun Myung Moon: “church and the state must become one”

[roastytoastyprincxss]

(Nuka)’S RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET

Want new-and-exciting plots for your character? Long to reach out to more of your followers, but don’t know where to start? Fear not! Fill out this form and give your RP partners both present and future all the of juicy jumping off points they need to help you get your characters acquainted.

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Mun name: Amy OOC Contact: Ask & IM on Tumblr. Skype and other forms of social media are available upon request, although I’d prefer to know you pretty well before I give anything out.

Who the heck is my muse anyway:

Nuka appears in The Lion King 2 and is the older brother of Vitani and Kovu. Constantly fighting for his Mother’s attention, praise and love, he puts himself before anyone else in order to achieve his ‘one moment of glory’. He resents his younger brother as he was chosen as Scar’s heir. Nuka believes he should have been the chosen heir as he holds better qualities - oldest, bravest, smartest, strongest - than Kovu. In a last ditch attempt to impress his mother, Nuka tries to kill Simba and fails, being crushed by falling logs. In my interpretation, Nuka survived this logfall but is now horrendously crippled as a consequence.

Points of interest:

Nuka is actually severely emotionally and physically damaged due to his poor health as a cub. From birth, Nuka was physically weak and it was believed he wouldn’t survive into adulthood. As summer claimed all water and food in the Pride Lands, Nuka began to suffer from undernourishment and dehydration, the effects stunting his development and thus leading to his scraggly and dishevelled appearance we’re familiar with.

What they’ve been up to recently:

In main verse (Monkey’s Uncle), Nuka has just been reunited with his siblings and has met new family members along the way. He has gained a human form and is starting to learn new customs and ways. Most recently, he has found a way to summon Scar although he’s tried to keep this concept a secret in case of...familial issues.

In film/l.io.n gu.ard verse, Nuka has just found out Ushari and Janja are planning to bring Scar back and has joined their plans. However, he is hesitant to let the rest of his family know as he hopes to show Scar how he should have been chosen to rule the Pride Lands over Kovu. 

In post-film verse, Nuka is wandering the jungle, meeting new people and trying to survive with broken limbs.

Where to find them:

Main Verse: Halloween Town. He’s usually asleep in the forest or wandering about trying to understand human life.

Film Verse: The Outlands.

Post-Film Verse:The Oasis

Current plans:

Main Verse: To understand where he belongs. Is he a better human or a lion? Does he belong with his sister’s family or his brother’s family? Or is he better off alone?

Film Verse: To bring back Scar with Ushari and Janja and plot with him to take over the Pride Lands.

Post-Film Verse: Just to survive xD

Desired interactions:

Everyone! Seriously, if I follow you - I want to rp with you! Don't be afraid to send me an ask if you want to rp, I don't bite!

Something I'd like to explore is Nuka learning new things as a human or getting into trouble when he doesn’t fully understand something!!

I’d also like more sibling interactions. Maybe when they were all younger and living together and the sort of sibling banter they had. That’d be fun :3

Offered interactions:

The only thing I will not roleplay of any sort is smut. It’s just not something I’m completely comfortable with and it’s not something I see Nuka being all that into, either.

But, apart from that, I’m open to angst, fluff and all other interactions! I’d really love for Nuka to have more friends. He seriously needs them. He’s never really, truly believed anyone has ever cared for him besides his siblings and he needs a little love! Romantic or platonic! So, hit me up with them ships, yo! 

Current open post/s:

They’re over here!

Anything else?:

Just thank you so much to everyone for making me feel so welcome! Hit me up if you have plot ideas!~

Tagging: Anyone else who wants to do this!

[devilsrecreation]

*bursts into your inbox dramatically* TRICK OR TREAT!! :D (/nf, np)

How about some fun quotes that you’re gonna see in the “Ucheshi meets Scar” mini fic (not in any particular order)

“The Outlands?! Oooooooh, I’m dying!”-Ucheshi

Scar: *appears* Welcome, Ucheshi~

Ucheshi: *looks shocked for .2 seconds before her face falls* Oh. That’s what you guys are scared of?

Scar: Is there a problem?

Ucheshi: Oh no, not at all! I just thought you’d be a little more…intimidating? You know, like the old king, Mufasa! Oh, I’d LOVE to meet his ghost someday! Even saying his name is kind of intimidating! Mufasa!—ooh….Mufasa! Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!

“Shut up? Oh yeah, of course! You don’t think I’m the kind to keep blabbing! Some animals never know when to stop! When I’m told to shut up, I shut up!”-Ucheshi

“How are you related?!”-Janja at some point

Scar gets fed up and tries to send her back a little by roaring at her when she swiftly dodges and gives him a “Watch it, bub.”

Ucheshi: Oh no, but that’s—Wait, what are you going to do?

Scar: What do you mean?

Ucheshi: You’re just a head. Without your army, you don’t have anybody to do it with!

“Hey, relax! It was just a question. You don’t need to get all fired up about it! *chuckles* Get it? That’s a joke! You know, because you’re made of fire? You’d think a ‘great lion of the past’ like him would have a sense of humor….”

Scar: *after telling her the plan* What do you say, my dear?~

Ucheshi: *looks like she’s thinking for a moment before bursting into laughter* You DO have a sense of humor! You really think I’m gonna forget everything I have and join the dark side! Hahahaha—oh you’re serious. Yeah, I’m not doing that

Ushari: And why not?

Ucheshi: Because I’m not an idiot