#welcome 2 the party

[waterme-stories]

Chewing on a headcanon that Wade let Cable walk away... and he wasn't going to make the same mistake with Logan

[benevadeca]

Getting into SVSSS in an 'only cares abt OG!SJ' way and it's getting to the point of madness where i concoct a defense attorney AU where the primary plot is them getting SJ's help to fight the court case of the millenia: Tianlang Jun VS The (cultivation) World

half wanting to abide by this tumblr post's thesis on detectives / half want to do a vague bg of them being in a small sect and being disillusioned by the handling of things wuxia defected cop detective style / half want to just have the punchline be that it's JJ Falcon from Aviary Attorney who isekai-ed into human fantasy china and has no idea what's going on.

Anyway rogue cultivator obv bc it gives them the jurisdiction to be the wuxia equiv of a random detective that pops out of the woodwork / the desperation to need jobs to survive that preferably do not make them (but in practical reality often do) risk their life / enrichment of landing in any random fuckass town and going y'all got a mystery in here?

Introduction is case fic #1 researching a human trafficking case that ends up involving a demonic cultivator and demon children also being victims. Either falling into the orbit of SJ who is on the same case and they work together on it time-is-of-the-essence-style OR colliding at the climax of it and getting in his way bleeding heart 'the demon isn't involved and is actually a kid also' and he reluctantly is like ok fine whatever as long as it doesn't become my problem.

And after he's like well that was an insufferable idiot i just met. Good thing they're so stupid they'll get themself killed sooner or later and never bother me again

(time skip)

bothers him again

arc: TLJ vs the (cultivation) world. somehow falls into investigating that old shit show and is like hmmmmm.

needs support from someone from a major non-HH sect who could be sympathetic to demons/reasonable/could be convinced releasing the demon lord and acquitting him of his crimes is the rational thing to do instead of waiting for him to break out

SJ isn't rly any of those things but he is A. a life-long "the worst thing that could happen will happen" fatalizer and minimizing TLJ's anger at CQ's involvement in his imprisonment is important and it's the perfect role to ALSO throw the rest of the sects under the bus about it if need be // B. being involved if this whole thing is a lesson in futility that he can cut off at the root if it seems dangerous to CQ // C. genuine nosy bitch interest in what this insane and yet highly thoughtful guy who believes in 'due process' and 'innocent until proven guilty' and 'restorative justice' and whatever is interesting and his life as peak lord (CEO of children he hates with co-workers he hates) is sucky enough he's like OK fine i could use the intellectual stimulation.

OC attempting to find someone who checks all the above boxes and doing BG research and SJ is the most reasonable CQ person of power actually bc of the brothel allegations. BC tbh most big-sect cultivators are pretty high and mighty and aren't even willing to really engage with the 'lesser' of society / basic deduction of just being willing to go to the WRP and be like hi quarstion abt peak lord shen. is he like, chill? oh you respect the privacy of your patrons and seem actually weirdly protective? ok i can work with this.

Actively accosts him there and is like hi i'm a fan of your work in [specialty field he's probably written an academic article in] and wanted your assistance with [mid-tier case vaguely related that i can use as a recruitment interview], minor mini case where they talk around each other death note style but more in a SJ usual paranoia around strangers / OC autistically make him think in death note circles.

Simple case that unintentionally unlocks a deeper conspiracy that takes longer and they have to actually lock in abt it and SJ slightly like a millimeter lets his guard down by the end in a 'well they're competent and almost fine ig' way until OC drops the hi i commissioned you here under false pretenses and he's like fuck this guy actually.

OC pitches to SJ and he's like no. Before being like actually red flags this person isn't chill and somehow hasn't gotten shanked in an alley yet from chronic naivety and if this becomes a Thing he has to deal with later he's setting something on fire.

SJ has (reluctantly) joined your party!

SJ: OK what is your plan to investigate this

OC: well i figured since your sect helped in the initial subjugation they'd know about the wards on the mt. can you get me in to talk to him?

SJ:

SJ somehow reluctantly gets swayed into the first plan of attack being to actually talk to TLJ. by breaking into a heavily fortified magic prison. they have some 'isnt this illegal aren't you a law guy' 'well im on the side of the people mainly' and in the process SJ gains very very reluctant tangible respect instead of just being baffled at the audacity of every prior thing he's bore witness to them doing.

Filler abt SJ doing his own bg research on the subjugation since he wasn't directly involved like YQY was. Insert maybe vague worldbuilding on the cultivation vs mortal vs demon world divide // the beginning of the domino chain effect of finding out abt Xuan Su occurs. But in a 'i have a job RN and i don't have time for mulling over my trauma codependent childhood traitor' kind of way.

Scouting TLJ's prison and coming across ZZL, vague buddy cop bonding and worldview. Immovable Object "suffering is inevitable and unavoidable and character building bc if it wasn't i couldn't rationalize my trauma" SJ vs "human actors can consciously choose mercy and compassion towards others and a society build on inequality and vengeance is cringe actually" unstoppable force of the themes and plot OC. SJ stop being politically apathetic fail class traitor and start becoming a medieval class warfare advocate. ZZL is also here and mostly just confused.

Cross examination of ZZL > meeting TLJ > initial comedy of any TLJ interaction and disbelief at what's happening > Cross examination of TLJ > comparing the public narrative VS TLJ's account

But anyway OFC it's early enough that LBH's adoptive mom lives/at least gets help for her preventable medical issues. Maybe SJ has a POV moment that showcases his character growth in a 'i want to absolutely punt this kid out a window and yet im too busy having a crisis abt the tangible positive effect i'm learning i can have on the world.' and does not in fact punt a child. #Growth

Crux of the mystery ofc is: what happened to Su Xiyan / what were the HH palace master's motivations and what was he trying to accomplish if TLJ can be trusted. Splitting the team to look into rumors on both. Also eventually finding LBH but IDK where exactly that fits into the investigative portion.

Also somewhere during this SJ also making a cover story abt why he's been going out so much and hanging out with this rogue cultivator. IDK maybe they did some whistleblower shit or wrote a legal manifesto that was highly censored and is being hunted by mortal governments for their 'the mandate of heaven can come fight me if it's so real' claims and SJ is like this is the fool i'm giving asylum to/faking the identity of bc they're vaguely competent. Except only YQY is given that first bit of information and neglected shelter dog just sighs and lets it happen but no one else knows abt that so this random stranger is just highly suspicious and the inevitable unfounded and unreasonable rumor mill does what it does. Actual rumor content does not matter it's whatever is funniest.

Part of this backstory also means they're wasting time mystery side-questing it up scooby doo mystery incorporated style. This small town TLJ told us he frequented that we went to get character witness accounts about is suffering from a paranormal drought while the magistrate of the larger trading town nearby has a luxurious garden estate unaffected by it! this borderlands outpost has been experiencing increased and out-of-season raids on their farmland by wildlife and the black market has an influx of rare and unusual products from the demon realm? etc.

Eventually finding concrete evidence that puts the palace master's claims from 'reasonable doubt' to 'actively contradicted by the facts' area and they finally provide their investigation evidence presentation to YQY and manhandle him into PR lying to the rest of the peak lords that this was a totally secret investigation he assigned to SJ and uhhh this other guy. And that it was totally fully sanctioned by him and we need a united front against the other sects right guys? Right guys?? to the variable reaction of the rest of the PLs. and if it's airplane!SQH then he's also here having a minor panic attack like WHY ARE WE CHANGING GENRE INTO ACE ATTORNEY. this is a work founded on plot holes and easily resolvable misunderstandings! a world founded on biases, hearsay, and self-righteous cult-like divisiveness!! people aren't supposed to second guess their preconceptions!!

Confrontation w HH and the actual legal court of battle climax.

Xuan Su is not resolved within the mainline but maybe a sequel of OC being like a transient but now official assistant CQ calls on for legal bullshit. Scene in my mind of them giving a mock (inaccurate bc it's my own knowledge) psychology character assessment workshop and SJ is not there so they're like OK an easy one let's start with something simple and work up. Tell me 3 tangible facts you know about your fellow PL SQQ and from those define in 3 traits his character. and everyone realizes they don't know fuck all abt jackshit actually and the group has a collective through-clenched-teeth Hmmmm moment.

Additional story sequel of OC like hey SJ someone told me to look into this old case and find someone maybe you can help? I'm working with some really old, subjective, assumptive information that contradicts itself and SJ is like sure what is it and it's Qui Haitang asking them to track down the slave that killed her family and SJ has a full trauma moment until the OC is like well f to the girl and im ofc sympathetic but first slavery should be illegal and while this girl deserves closure i don't wanna ruin some guys life abt it even if he is guilty and also kind of based for a teenager to do what is being claimed they did and SJ is like what and OC is like what.

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Introduction to Me (The Pin Post)

Hello! My name is Emily and i do SFM Posters as well as sometimes art i draw on my tablet

i am always open for SFM requests so if you have a request, go to where it says 'Ask for SFM Requests Here' and send in your Request

The main posts you will see on my account are -

- Bush Medicine

- Helmet Party

- All the Mercenaries

- Other TF2 Characters (E.G. Miss.Pauling, The Adminatrator and ETC)

- Emily the Red and White Electric Cat (My OC and the RED's 10th Class) and Wolfie the Husky (BLU's 10th Class)

- and other random things (E.G. Links to Fanfics, Drawing, TF2 moments i experienced in game, TF2 Videos and Random Stuff)

Then for SFM Requests, i will do -

- Bush Medicive

- Helmet Party

- FlashFire

- Bomb Voyage

- Any other Ship (Except for Maggot Bear or Russian Raccoon)

- The Mercs Bonding with My Cat Character, Emily or with Wolfie The Husky

- Descriptions of the Mercs doing random things (E.G. being different classes, Defending each other, Having a Group Hug and etc)

- Poses (Either Meme poses, couple poses or Single person poses)

- Emily and/or Wolfie doing things (E.G. battling robots, playing together, sleeping and etc)

- My other OC (e.g. Robin the Robot, Winnie the Witch, Heavy's Girlfriend, Sylvia and her Sister, Jody, Medic and Sniper's Daughter, Lucy, Engineer and Soldier's Son, JD and others)

That's all and some other things to point out -

- when writing in the asks, please keep it as simple as possible as if you write a long paragraph of something persific, i will turn my brain off and make something that i choose from the first paragraph.

- if you like to draw either Emily, Wolfie or any other oc character i create, first ask me and then tag me when it's done as i want to see it 😊.

- when you do tag me in stuff, make sure that it's TF2 related, of my favourite ships or of fanart of my cat character, don't tag me in things that don't relate to those things as i'm not interested in them and this account is specifically for TF2.

- My SFM Pictures isn't as good as some better SFM artists on here or anywhere else but i am getting better each day.

- don't be mean to me or anyone else in the comments, we are all kind and respectful here and if you are mean, your comment will be deleted.

That's all for now and i'll see you all soon or later 😋

[katsona-the-katsequel]

See, a Mythological AU for Persona 2 is kind of hilarious because it implies that, when Apollo threw the disc, he hit Artemis instead of Hyacinthus.

Congrats, bro, you just doomed us all 💀💀💀

[jzargo]

This is less of a critique and more of just a general observation but they really are further Mass Effect-ifying Dragon Age with the change to combat huh.

[highinbrighton]

damn i just gained like 5 followers today, hello everyone! welcome to my sideblog, hopefully i won't immediately become inactive because school is starting 💀

[fruit-snacker]

Frick this game

[theitalianscribe]

Anyone want to do a watch party for the new episode?

I am going to be out with family when the new episode drops, so I was thinking that maybe tomorrow or later in the week I could use Watch2gether or rabbit to host a viewing party for the newest Welcome to Dreamworld episode. I can't really guarantee that anyone there will be watching it blind, but I think it would be fun to watch it with other people, so let me know if anyone is interested.

[seekingthestars]

not to just whine about things but

things with my grandma are Not Good, which is stressful and thinking about the mortality of people i love is Not Fun Ever

and this means that my dad is Very Stressed and Frustrated about things and also Exhausted (and i think reaching a limit)

which means that my mom is Stressed and Frustrated about things

which means that i have to listen to them both vent to each other and also separately vent to ME

which means i am Very Stressed and Uncomfortable when i'm ALREADY stressed about work stuff and general sarah's-life stuff

and there is absolutely no good solution to this. none. at all.

but i am very tired.

[meowtalhead]

Anyone know the lyrics for the latin part at the beginning of welcome back o sleeping dreamer? I need them for something

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

oh my god i get what the tankies are on about you guys are infuriatingly pro-biden

[yoshifawful64]

…damn, that was a pretty fucking good direct

[sweethoneyrose83]

Hazbin Hotel Themed Menu Part 2 

Appetizers: 

1. Hellfire Wings: Spicy chicken wings served with a devilishly hot sauce.

2. Purgatory Poppers: Jalapeno poppers stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon, served with a side of infernal salsa.

3. Demon's Delight Nachos: Loaded nachos topped with fiery chili, melted cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.

Main Courses:

1. Lucifer's Burger: A juicy beef patty topped with pepper jack cheese, smoked bacon, spicy barbecue sauce, and crispy onion rings, served with Hellfire fries.

2. Succubus Steak: A tender, flame-grilled steak served with garlic mashed potatoes and roasted vegetables.

3. Sinful Spaghetti: Spaghetti tossed in a spicy arrabbiata sauce with Italian sausage, peppers, and onions, topped with grated Parmesan cheese. 

4. Purgatory Pizza: A fiery pizza topped with spicy pepperoni, hot sausage, jalapenos, and a drizzle of Sriracha sauce.

Desserts:

1. Hellish Chocolate Cake: Rich chocolate cake layered with devil's food frosting and drizzled with blood-red raspberry sauce.

2. Pandemonium Parfait: Layers of dark chocolate mousse, crushed Oreos, and whipped cream, topped with a cherry soaked in liqueur.

3. Inferno Ice Cream Sundae: Vanilla ice cream topped with hot fudge, chili-spiced nuts, and a sprinkle of cinnamon, served with a side of caramelized bananas. 

4, Inferno Brownie Sundae: Warm chocolate brownie topped with scoops of vanilla and cinnamon ice cream, drizzled with hot fudge and sprinkled with spicy candied pecans.

5, Hellish Cheesecake: Creamy cheesecake with a swirl of raspberry coulis, served with a side of cinnamon-spiced whipped cream.

6, Fiery Fruit Tart: A flaky pastry crust filled with tangy lemon curd and topped with fresh berries and a sprinkle of chili-infused sugar.

Drinks:

1. Demon's Brew: A potent cocktail made with dark rum, spicy ginger beer, and a splash of lime juice, served over ice.

2. Hellbound Highball: Whiskey mixed with ginger ale and a dash of bitters, garnished with a fiery chili pepper.

3. Sinister Sangria: Red wine mixed with brandy, fresh fruit, and a hint of cinnamon, served chilled.

4.Satan's Sangria: A devilishly delicious blend of red wine, brandy, and fruit juices, served with a spicy cinnamon stick.

5. Beelzebub's Brew: A dark and smoky cocktail made with bourbon, blackberry liqueur, and a splash of ginger beer.

6. Hellhound Punch: A refreshing mix of rum, pineapple juice, grenadine, and a splash of lime, served over ice with a fiery garnish.

[marciliedonato]

The sharp contrast between danger days album story vs danger days mv story like. 'oh shit yeah .... Kobra and Jet got dusted right. that's so sad aw man that sucks :// anyway there's nothing we can do now let's get crazyyyy desert party time 🤩🤩' vs "damn that looks kinda bad maybe we should just kill them all at bl/ind and go for a heroic martyrdom narrative?? Um Yeah that's better aha.. 😬😬" like plssssss 💀💀😩⚰️

[kathrynmjaneway]

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[gordopickett]

I wrote 4 more chapters of my For All Mankind fix-it fic today! I'll get those posted over the next few days or so. ♥