#weirdough

[daggery]

rotten four + textposts (2/?)

[juneibyou]

tumblr was already my designated be weird who give a fuck account but every day the temptation strikes me to get even weirder like some kind of new level of super saiyan

[defectivegembrain]

no offense but we've been a-salt-ed by her yearning to make her life a cogent tale, sure it's nice to be kneaded, but now the whole thing's getting stale

[parachnoia]

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[justsome-di]

something on the internet: this is an old adult swim show from 15-20 years ago that kinda faded into obscurity

me: give it to me now

[yronnia]

Something about angelic translator.

It works only as translate, not translate to. If Aziraphale would switch on the angelic translator, the lovely lady would maybe hear English translation, given, she herself confirmed, that she's living in England for quite a long.

Aziraphale wanted to speak french, because he wanted the lovely lady (and not only her) hear the french.

Why is he adamant to single out one language? We all know.

Crêpes

[enchantedchocolatebars]

@pokeycub

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[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

I LOVE MUSIC and I'm always looking to discover new music! Soooo...... Can you guys recommend some songs?Preferably non-kpop bcuz 70% of my listening history is kpop (though if you know a kpop song you think is practically perfect for me based on my music taste, feel free to mention it).

If you need some help:

My favourite artist: Stray Kids

My favourite skz songs: MIROH, Mixtape #2, School Life, Question, B Me, Grow Up, Muddy Water, Gone Away, Silent Cry, TA, Social Path.

Some other songs I really like: The Black Cat Nero (ATEEZ), Family Affair (Mary J. Blige), Stan (Eminem, Dido), Wherever, Whenever (Shakira), LATATA English Ver. ((G)I-DLE), Kiss The Sky (Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra), It's My Life (Bon Jovi), Everybody (Backstreet Boys), Hanno Ucciso L'uomo Ragno (883), Heart Of Sword (T.M Revolution), All The Things She Said (t.A.T.u), Blue (bigbang), APT. (Rosè, Bruno Mars), Hikarunara (Goose House), Here I Am (Min Kyunghoon), To.X (TAEYEON).

My Favourite Genres: Rap, Hip-Hop, Pop Rock (I like rock in general, except for heavy metal), a little bit of Indie, a mix of EDM, Rock and upbeat music (I love songs I can dance to) and I would mention waaaay more except I don't know what they're called or how to describe them......

I heard someone say online that their music taste was basically everything except for what they don't like or haven't heard and the same applies to me!

So please, recommend some songs you think I would like in the notes/comments!

[zinziinziiin]

sometimes I wonder if my friends study me. I certainly behave oddly enough to call for it.

[kiyocuck]

weirdough

[joeyclaire]

“but i’m a crepe i’m a weirdough” -radiobread

[corviiids]

get in the crepe. since your ass wanna be weirdough

[yronnia]

Wait and see

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

[thoughtsboutem]

'cause i'm a crêpe i'm a weirdough wth am I doing here i don't belong here *quietly sits on the pan*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dni crepes and weirDOUGHS

[the-phantom-officianados]

Morgana,

I'm a crepe, I'm a weirdough, what the hell am I dough-in here?

That was physically painful. to the dough-goen with you.

☆ Morgana 🐈‍⬛