#(a couple of weirdoughs)

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There's loneliness and then there's catching yourself staring longingly at a couple holding hands or laying together in the park or your friends dancing and kissing people in clubs and then you feel like a creep weirdough what the hell am I doing here I don't belong here

[fit-as-fxck]

Went on my run today. Fresh air was immaculate. A short and slow run because I might have strained my (ahem) groin muscle (idk?) lifting too hard over the weekend. Something definitely popped while I was in a low lateral lunge with some heavy weight. Nothing a couple days of lower body rest can’t fix. No acute pain. Just a little sore.

Did my push ups / pull ups / planks (side plank is becoming my jam)

Made yogurt filled crepes with peanut butter on top for the first time. So good, but I kinda messed them up so I poured granola and sugar-free syrup on them. I’ll be trying them again soon because I’m a crepe I’m a weirdough I donut belong here🎶

That is all. Happy Tuesday.

[lady-of-lies]

Simply mint to be

A/N: I do apologize for this... You’ll soon see why...

Prompt:“You can’t spell menu without Me and U, so what’s up baby?”

Word count: 626

Warnings: terrible humor

Peter Parker x reader

Peter Benjamin Parker and Y/N Y/L/N. Y/N Y/L/N and Peter Benjamin Parker, the schools biggest nerds and the couple with the crudest humour in history. You were both currently sitting in your usual booth in Mr.Delmars sandwich diner with your usual orders before you. To anyone else it might look like a normal couple in a normal diner having a normal date, but to you it was so much more. Peter was more than just your boyfriend. He was your best friend. You did everything together and a day without the other could be compared to a whole year without rain.

You were both sitting on the worn down leather seats giggling silently to yourselves. It had started out fairly small, Peter had been holding the, excuse his French, poor excuse of a menu when he had suddenly exclaimed “You can’t spell menu without Me and U, so what’s up baby?” You hadn’t really meant to answer him back in the same crude flirting, but once one of you had started there was nothing to do.

You started to laugh just a little bit more as you looked over to the sandwich-making station and catching sight of the butter in your peripheral vision. “Well, if you want to find that out you butter back off pal” That sent you both down the downward spiral of terrible puns. Peter followed your gaze over to where Mr.Delmar currently took care of another one of his regulars and turned his head back with a dangerously mischievous glint in his eye. When he opened his mouth he started laughing himself, that wasn’t a good sign. 

“It was nice to meat you Y/N”

“Oh yeah? well why don’t we meet up again soon so we can ketchup?”

Nothing could stop you, the puns just kept on rolling from you guys like water from the niagara falls. Everyone in the diner glanced at you every once in a while. They probably thought you to be annoying, but neither of you cared at this point and it didn’t look like Mr.Delmar himself cared either where he stood suppressing a smile behind the counter. Peter and you just kept firing puns at each other and they got worse the longer you talked.

“We are both such weirdoughs”

“I know, we donut belong here”

“Hey! Nobody talks to my girlfriend that way! You know what I say to the ones who do? Well, I say: Do you wanna a pizza me?”

Someone should probably stop you, but the laughing fits you kept having were scaring everyone away from the diner and out in the real, albeit boring, life. Presumably Mr. Delmar should have thrown you out a long time ago, but since nobody did, you just kept going.

“Bitch peas! You’re not exactly a Bread Pitt, but Lettuce celebrate our wonderful relationship with a toast!”

After several minutes of hysterical laughter a waiter came up to your table and kindly asked you to leave. It was understandable one could hardly hear a sound in there beside two highschool students laughing like two maniacs. As you giggled your way out Peter suddenly stopped right there on the sidewalk. He looked straight into your eyes and all the love he held for you could be seen plain as day when he finally uttered the most romantic words you had ever heard.

“I know we both think corny puns are a-maize-ing”, He stopped to let your giggles pass before continuing. “But I love you and I believe we are simply mint to be”

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