#weirdo wednesday

[proshippers-against-censorship]

seeing all the negativity directed towards profic people just makes me want to explode n break out in all shades and flavours of unseriousness and goofery. every time a proshipper laughs and enjoys themselves an angel gets its wings back. I love you people. I love it when we joke around and be funny online.

have a whimsy Wednesday you weirds <3

Hell yeah

[dazzlerazz]

Happy Weirdo Wednesday! Remember it's abnormal to be normal

[grimgoregrimoire]

ଘ(˵╹-╹)━☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*➗️=🍃??

Everyone:

Literally no one:

Aaron randomly scrambling to get a pen: Oh, sweet baby Jesus!

Conner: Jeez! What?

Aaron: 111,111,111 times 111,111,111 equals 12,345,678,987,654,321!

Nate: ... did you smoke a joint or something?

Aaron: ??? No?? Why would I??

[boojangs]

Wednesday: She is such a disastrous excuse for a werewolf, I cannot believe I am going to marry her.

Divina: I mean... you don't have to?

Wednesday, watching Enid throw a table because she lost at Uno: Oh no, I'm going to. Happily.

[eloaholiveira]

They live rent free in my head

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

I don’t know what’s funnier, that my first thought upon seeing this photoshoot was ‘Wednesday performing an elaborate mating dance’ or the fact that I can honestly see Wednesday performing an elaborate mating dance…

I also like to think she wouldn’t tell Enid that was what she was doing either. She just puts on her feather hat, makes direct unblinking eye contact and starts a 20 minute series of highly specific dance moves, “obviously meant to entice one’s desired mate. What did you think I was doing?” - W.A.

Bonus:

“…okay full transparency it definitely worked and I accept. But also, WHAT THE FUCK?” - E.S.*

*[they where not even slightly in the realm of together when this happened nor did Wednesday ever indicate that she wanted to be in a relationship, Enid is very confused, are they engaged? most likely, she’s decided just to roll with it, she knew Wednesday was weird when she fell in love with her, she probably should have expected this]

[detective-werewife]

in a world of sanitized, blandly quirky not-like-other-girls characters, it was so refreshing to find an honest to god cringefail girlfreak. thank you antigone funn, i love you to death

[butterbabyflapjack]

WIP w e d n e s d a y

Thanks for the tag @gaeadene! 💗

I've been writing some Degrees of Lewdity stuff for a series of loosely connected one-shots, so here's some Kylar being hopelessly obsessed with you~💕

You…

You’re perfect.

Perfect, perfect, perfect, so perfect.

It isn’t fair.

It can’t be fair, how perfect you are. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see you with my own eyes, but I do, every day, every fucking day I see you and I want to claw apart my skin, want to crawl inside you.

Perfection isn’t fair, and it’s not fair what you do, how you wield it, what you do to me…

What you don’t do…

…How you don’t love me.

You’re so perfect.

It actually hurts to look at you, and you don’t even know, you don’t even– ha! ah-ha–! You don’t even…!

…Does it hurt you, too?

Your perfection?

How do you do it?

Torment me so?

By just existing?

By just existing.

By just existing, you hurt me

Because you don’t even look at me.

…You don’t even look at me.

Do I even exist in your world?

Am I a blur? The sound of nervous teeth? Of scuffing feet? Of eyes averted?

There’s no way you could love me.

Just look at me.

I’m nothing.

Nothing. I’m worthless, pathetic, I’m–!

There’s no way you could love me, of course there isn’t, you won’t even look at me, I’m…

There’s no way you could love me.

Not in the way that I love you.

Not in the way that hurts.

…No

No.

No, no, no–!

–No, you…!

You can love me…

…You will love me.

You will.

I'll show you.

You’ll love me, too.

You’ll want to be part of me. Never want to leave me. Never want me to leave you, and I won’t, I won’t, I wouldn’t, I’d never,

I’ll stay with you.

Forever.

I'll show you.

You’ll love me.

You’ll love me, too.

You will.

Beceause I’m yours.

And you’re mine.

[renardsruses]

Happy Sunday here’s a woo with my favorite colors

[bwanadevilart]

Commission artwork for Spooky Mama Co. LLC!

[incesthemes]

burning houses [5/7]

Within the realization settles a pit of each other, heavy and weighted and present in a way markedly different from yesterday and yet deeply familiar. Of course it is: it’s their brother, in all his essence, warmth and fire weaving through their veins like smoke. When Sam breathes out he tastes Dean; when Dean breathes in he tastes Sam.

Wincest // E // NWA // 19,375

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Soul Bond, Season/Series 02, Ambiguous Relationships, wound-fucking, Weird Sex, Experimental Style

[stabbyfoxandrew]

may we get some vampdrew 👀🩸

WIP Wednesday (1/31) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 79)

Neil turns towards the sound of his name and grimaces. Oh, god. Of all people, Coach Wymack sent Andrew fucking Minyard to pick him up? Is that bastard even allowed to drive on his medication? Neil wouldn’t have thought so, but he here stands. Well, at least he hasn’t got a racquet on him this time. Not that Neil can see anyhow. 

“Over here,” Minyard says. Then he does a wave that comes off sort of nervous and Neil is thrown off by it. Is this the same man who tried to crush his ribs a month ago? The man who grinned down at him like he was dirt on the bottom of his shoe? What the fuck…

Oh. Right. There’s two of them. Neil’s got the wrong twin. With a new confidence, Neil approaches Aaron and the other smiles awkwardly. 

“Uh, baggage claim?” He asks, pointing somewhere to the side. 

Neil readjusts his duffle, hiking it up onto his shoulder. “Just this.”

“Alright.” Aaron turns on his heel and starts towards the exit without another word. Huh, Neil thinks as he falls in line behind him. Maybe this is a Minyard twin he can stand.

[grimgoregrimoire]

ଘ(˵╹-╹)━☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*⭐️👬⭐️

Conner: Unfortunately, we're a package deal.

Parker: We're soulmates!

Conner: You know, part of me thinks that's true. There's a balance to us,

Parker: uwu

Conner: I was put on this planet to clean up after you, and you were put here to make my life a living hell.

Parker: SOULMATES! 🌠

Parker: We did come into this world at the same time.

Conner:... Seven months apart?

Parker: It was written in the universe.

Conner:... That we would be born at a completely random time months apart from each other???

Parker: In the same year! In the same universe! >:(

[tyresdeg]

x

[devilsskettle]

wednesday is not a good show, unfortunately i am so compelled by what miss jenna ortega is doing here that i’m rewatching it. skipping through all the boring scenes though

[theladwhoisweird]

I'm different.