#weirdo wednesday

[proshippers-against-censorship]

seeing all the negativity directed towards profic people just makes me want to explode n break out in all shades and flavours of unseriousness and goofery. every time a proshipper laughs and enjoys themselves an angel gets its wings back. I love you people. I love it when we joke around and be funny online.

have a whimsy Wednesday you weirds <3

Hell yeah

[dazzlerazz]

Happy Weirdo Wednesday

[grimgoregrimoire]

ଘ(˵╹-╹)━☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*➗️=🍃??

Everyone:

Literally no one:

Aaron randomly scrambling to get a pen: Oh, sweet baby Jesus!

Conner: Jeez! What?

Aaron: 111,111,111 times 111,111,111 equals 12,345,678,987,654,321!

Nate: ... did you smoke a joint or something?

Aaron: ??? No?? Why would I??

[boojangs]

Wednesday: She is such a disastrous excuse for a werewolf, I cannot believe I am going to marry her.

Divina: I mean... you don't have to?

Wednesday, watching Enid throw a table because she lost at Uno: Oh no, I'm going to. Happily.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid ‘ADHD’ Sinclair, during her inevitable sexuality crisis: I swear to god Wednesday sometimes I could just strangle you.

Enid: But I also kinda love you though. Like a lot.

Enid: No homo, obviously.

Enid: Okay it’s kinda homo, but I’m not ready to deal with that.

Enid: If I asked you to make out with me would you be down? LIKE I’M NOT! But if I was… would you be into that? *intense eye contact*

Wednesday, confused in autistic: You’re beautiful.

[eloaholiveira]

They live rent free in my head

[voodooya]

When you can't choose which Wednesday Vest you like more, you just start making both at the same time....

[detective-werewife]

in a world of sanitized, blandly quirky not-like-other-girls characters, it was so refreshing to find an honest to god cringefail girlfreak. thank you antigone funn, i love you to death

[butterbabyflapjack]

WIP w e d n e s d a y

Thanks for the tag @gaeadene! 💗

I've been writing some Degrees of Lewdity stuff for a series of loosely connected one-shots, so here's some Kylar being hopelessly obsessed with you~💕

You…

You’re perfect.

Perfect, perfect, perfect, so perfect.

It isn’t fair.

It can’t be fair, how perfect you are. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see you with my own eyes, but I do, every day, every fucking day I see you and I want to claw apart my skin, want to crawl inside you.

Perfection isn’t fair, and it’s not fair what you do, how you wield it, what you do to me…

What you don’t do…

…How you don’t love me.

You’re so perfect.

It actually hurts to look at you, and you don’t even know, you don’t even– ha! ah-ha–! You don’t even…!

…Does it hurt you, too?

Your perfection?

How do you do it?

Torment me so?

By just existing?

By just existing.

By just existing, you hurt me

Because you don’t even look at me.

…You don’t even look at me.

Do I even exist in your world?

Am I a blur? The sound of nervous teeth? Of scuffing feet? Of eyes averted?

There’s no way you could love me.

Just look at me.

I’m nothing.

Nothing. I’m worthless, pathetic, I’m–!

There’s no way you could love me, of course there isn’t, you won’t even look at me, I’m…

There’s no way you could love me.

Not in the way that I love you.

Not in the way that hurts.

…No

No.

No, no, no–!

–No, you…!

You can love me…

…You will love me.

You will.

I'll show you.

You’ll love me, too.

You’ll want to be part of me. Never want to leave me. Never want me to leave you, and I won’t, I won’t, I wouldn’t, I’d never,

I’ll stay with you.

Forever.

I'll show you.

You’ll love me.

You’ll love me, too.

You will.

Beceause I’m yours.

And you’re mine.

[renardsruses]

Happy Sunday here’s a woo with my favorite colors

[dazzlerazz]

Happy Weirdo Wednesday!

[grimgoregrimoire]

ଘ(˵╹-╹)━☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*⭐️👬⭐️

Conner: Unfortunately, we're a package deal.

Parker: We're soulmates!

Conner: You know, part of me thinks that's true. There's a balance to us,

Parker: uwu

Conner: I was put on this planet to clean up after you, and you were put here to make my life a living hell.

Parker: SOULMATES! 🌠

Parker: We did come into this world at the same time.

Conner:... Seven months apart?

Parker: It was written in the universe.

Conner:... That we would be born at a completely random time months apart from each other???

Parker: In the same year! In the same universe! >:(

[bwanadevilart]

Commission artwork for Spooky Mama Co. LLC!

[stabbyfoxandrew]

may we get some vampdrew 👀🩸

WIP Wednesday (1/31) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 79)

Neil turns towards the sound of his name and grimaces. Oh, god. Of all people, Coach Wymack sent Andrew fucking Minyard to pick him up? Is that bastard even allowed to drive on his medication? Neil wouldn’t have thought so, but he here stands. Well, at least he hasn’t got a racquet on him this time. Not that Neil can see anyhow. 

“Over here,” Minyard says. Then he does a wave that comes off sort of nervous and Neil is thrown off by it. Is this the same man who tried to crush his ribs a month ago? The man who grinned down at him like he was dirt on the bottom of his shoe? What the fuck…

Oh. Right. There’s two of them. Neil’s got the wrong twin. With a new confidence, Neil approaches Aaron and the other smiles awkwardly. 

“Uh, baggage claim?” He asks, pointing somewhere to the side. 

Neil readjusts his duffle, hiking it up onto his shoulder. “Just this.”

“Alright.” Aaron turns on his heel and starts towards the exit without another word. Huh, Neil thinks as he falls in line behind him. Maybe this is a Minyard twin he can stand.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Xavier: Please tell me you did not drag Enid into this.

Wednesday: I did not drag Enid into this.

[someone knocks on the door]

Xavier: …who’s that?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I think you know.

[trickarrows-bishop]

enid: do you think we’ve ever had milk from the same cow twice? wednesday: