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hot guard summer
#tog#the old guard#andromache of scythia#nile freeman#nicolo di genova#yusuf al kaysani#kaysanova#that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws#alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER#happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it#not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway#joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see#they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see#nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at#andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok#if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of#i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before#shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare#*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there#thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3#this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times
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king doodles log
#my sketches#one piece#king one piece#I finished my wano reread with my love for this man overwhelming#where did it come from#what am i gonna do with it#sketch the man a trillion times in two days of course#anyway#oda was like lunarian wings are vestigial and i was like suddenly I can’t read#his design is so me coded……………….#throwing hearts at him I hope he’ll be back#ily king#also adding him to the list of over fourty years old flaming bird men from op im in love with#there’s only two of them but isn’t it weird that it happened twice
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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friendship derived from peering at shit and hovering judgementally
#pretzel talks#the umbrella academy#rewatching season 2 and i CARE THEM#tua five#elliott gussman#i like elliott i think five needs friends his own age and outside his immediate family.. for his mental wellbeing#also elliott is dreadfully tolerant and rather knowledgeable#(weirdly. i notice a lot of what he says and does is the only thing keeping the fam in the loop)#which i think works with someone as abrasive as five. sometimes all a man needs is someone who tolerates your quirks and makes good coffee#sorry im thinking about tragic doomed friendships.. :[#weird old men times TWO
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#yveltal#i've. never. seen this thing from this close up. i've never seen this thing from this angle. this is the fucking angle of all time for it#the big villain of psmd. kinda just looks like a disgruntled old man up close#i guess this thing is mostly recognizable by its fucking. wings. right? that's probably why this looks weird#no one ever looks at its face. just its overall Form to recognize it. to most it probably doesn't even have a face#but they do. and here it is. this is it
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kon canonically goes to clark just to bitch about his rogues gallery and you people have the audacity to suggest they have a bad relationship. smh
#rimi talks#''clark had mixed feelings about kon'' actually kon is the reason clark has a shortcut to urbandictionary on his home screen.#like clark knows ''all about'' scavenger from kon. do you ever think about this#i don't know if it was a phone call or if kon physically came over to metropolis or clark did a flyby to hawaii#but in SOME way shape or form. kon has given clark a thorough bitching session about this one old man. and i think that's beautiful#if it was in person i just know he made clark buy him a milkshake too. guy who sits there posing in weird ways and going sluuuurp#like in the trial of superman when they're having their briefing. but this time clark gets to see it.
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christmas with no limits
really, this art was all an excuse to show you this image. i miss when old movie promo photos were awkward as shit.
#home alone#wet bandits#merry christmas#christmas art#christmas movies#really what do i tag this as#'solar is everything okay? you've barely drawn any weird ugly men lately'#no but fr i need to fetch an ugly man muse every few months to keep my art alive. this is the molting part of my life cycle#im proud of how i caricatured harry but what you see of marv is my 4th attempt and i'm still not satisfied. it doesn't look like him!#he veers more towards the pompous brand of bearded villain than the weed smoker he actually is#anyway little anecdote: home alone is one of the first movies i remember watching. we saw it in school on one of them old tellies on wheels#i didn't know much of america yet. being a toddler. so the whole time i was like:#why's it such a big deal the family's trapped in paris? it's an hours flight...
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WINTER (SSKK version)
#can atsushi stop being so cute?#he's so adorable and excited for these events#mayoi really likes him#he's never been to a party and he's so excited to be here#i love him#he's the definition of kids during christmas#his first time celebrating christmas#they gave aku a rashomon toy#this is so cute#aku is weirded the fuck out#it's a gift ryuu it doesn't bite#ryuu looks so out of place in this#he's like WTF IS CHRISTMAS? POINTLESS#he's like the grinch#aku's secretly an old man#i bet he already loves his rashomon#sskk being opposites on christmas things too#they can't help themselves#sskk christmas#sskk#shin soukoku#ryuunosuke akutagawa#atsushi nakajima#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo mayoi#bsd mayoi
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I should have known something was wrong when Varric wasn't all up in everybody's business.
#being just as weirded out by Harding's titan magic but hesitantly supportive the entire way#trying to get Neve to take a break from her job#indulging Bellara in her inquiries about Solas. comforting her when she loses her brother a second time#shooting the shit with Davrin and Taash#helping Davrin understand hes not just a blade and it's fine to show and accept affection#Talking Taash through their anger and resentment of their mother#observing the brokenness of Lucanis and inviting him to wicked grace. all the while meddling in Lucanis and Neve's romantic life#oh he'd tease the heck out of Taash and Harding as well#chatting with Emmrich about death and mortality and teaching Manfred how to cheat at wicked grace#i was robbed of that old man and I'll never be ok#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#da veilguard#datv#dragon age 4#veilguard#dragon age#varric tethras
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Genesis's childhood award, the basis of pasteurization, and the supposed fragility of Banora Whites.
A take on it from a farm kid that actually specializes in growing apples.
Was talking with a good friend of mine last night about various takes in the fandom last night and was reminded of one I had seen semi-recently about Genesis's childhood genius in supposedly inventing pasteurization.
I want to believe this is a take that comes from being uninformed as to what pasteurization actually is, considering him being the first to invent it around the time of 1990 would show a stunning lack of technological advancements in the world of FF7. Let me explain.
Shinra has had a lot of technological advancements, and we can see those constantly portrayed clear as day throughout the world of FF7. However even in the time before Shinra, during the time of the Republic of Junon, it can also be assumed that they would have pasteurization, a process that in the real world was invented in the 1800s. Exploration of the world in Rebirth also reveals multiple areas that have shipment docks from the time of the Republic. This would include the assumption that this is how people both traveled as well as transported and exchanged goods.
Pasteurization is an incredibly important technological advancement as it's allowed for the easier shipment and trade of food on a global level. The definition can be found below.
In food processing, pasteurization is a process of food preservation in which packaged and unpacked foods (e.g., milk and fruit juices) are treated with mild heat, usually to less than 100 °C (212 °F), to eliminate pathogens and extend shelf life. Pasteurization either destroys or deactivates microorganisms and enzymes that contribute to food spoilage or the risk of disease, … (continued on Wikipedia)
There are different methods such as Low-temperature long time (LTLT), High temperature/short time (HTST) and Ultrahigh temperature (UHT) (also called Ultraheat treated) however that isn't super important to this, just know that HTST is the standard for apple juice.
The point in this being that if Genesis were to have invented pasteurization ~1990, the rest of the world would have been taking incredibly risky measures in transporting food and risking spoiling for decades, as well as various things being unsafe for consumption such as milk. With the advancements the world already had by this time such as phones, war artillery, windmills, and mako reactors, I find it highly unlikely that he would've been the one to invent pasteurization.
I feel as though it is important to mention that Genesis's award was first place in the National Agriculture Awards, but more specifically, an award in the processed food category. The processed category in these awards directly gives it away in the fact that food was already processed enough to have its own category for awards. Presentation on this is in relation to the presentation of a processed product, and not a form of processing itself. In the assumption that these reflect actual reward categories, there are different categories for scientific invention as well as processing systems.
Reference page for the names/categories presented. This is not the description document.
Agricultural Proficiency Award Area Descriptions.
Although there is the argument that they likely didn't use this same style categorizing, its important to note that they did use categories within the national agricultural awards, and they specifically made the choice of processed food, instead of any of the other choices. If he really made such an important invention, why wouldn't it be stated anywhere as clearly being pasteurization, something that would revolutionize the world, or for that matter why wouldn't it be awarded in the name of development of food science?
I believe its also worth mentioning that the Crisis Core Complete Guide says "Because the fruit can only be harvested in this region, it sells for a high price on the market, but the village children don't seem to know this, …" This would be due to the fact that the Banora Whites are common-place in Banora. In a similar way to how wagyu in Japan is significantly cheaper than it is in the United States, due to export; Genesis would have an easier and cheaper time attempting experimentation methods, if there even needs to be any variation for them, resulting in juice with correct pasteurization due to his being local to Banora. (Market price on them in Banora would be naturally lower due to supply likely being higher than demand, as well as not having to worry about import and export fees. Not to mention being the place where it is naturally grown).
*In the above example I used wagyu as a comparison, however this could just as easily be any other exported food that becomes considered rare when exported, another example which is actually more rare would be the black diamond apple.
While mentioning this, I also want to say that his invention is specifically upon Banora White Juice, not apple juice in its entirety of existence. In similarity to pasteurization, this feels like an over-exaggeration of what Genesis actually accomplished.
While branching through this topic, I also want to bring attention to a take I was sent a while back on the supposed fragility of Banora Whites. While going through the Ultimanias with assistance of a friend, nothing could be found on sources hinting towards Banora Whites being fragile. My next assumption is that this conclusion was likely reached on the basis of Banora Whites being mentioned to be region exclusive, and a high-price market item.
Banora Whites are called just that because of their area of growth being only that of Banora in the Mideel region. The growth of Banora Whites is actually tied to the amount of lifestream that flows through the Banora Underground, this gives Banora a very unique type of soil that allows for the growth of Banora Whites. Since Banora is the only place where the crop grows, giving it a very limited area of growth, and since it cannot be grown globally, gives it a very high market value.
Now into the technicality of things, it could also be assumed that the sale of the Banora White was likely tied to its aesthetics, similar to the way that the pink pineapple is in the real world. The difference here being that when juiced, the pink pineapple loses most of what it has going for it in terms of its aesthetic appearance and thus reducing its marketability and price. Meanwhile, Banora whites, while although losing what would make them have a unique aesthetic appearance, could possibly have a specific flavor to them that translates into the juice.
You see, I believe Genesis's intelligence on the matter comes from not creating some life changing way of preserving things, but rather from preventing waste. Although I do not find any info on Banora Whites being fragile, it can be argued that all apples are fragile in a sense, or at least majority of them. They're truly one of those fruits where sometimes you can chuck them at a tree and only see a bruise or dent, and other times you look at them wrong and they'll split wide open.
When thinking of an apple in general, chances are fragile is not the first word that comes to mind, as many other fruits would be considered fragile long before them, and that'd be correct. However, the harvest and transportation of apples, as well as their general growth, can be littered with complications. When moving apples in a commercial wooden apple bin, when you have hundreds of them stacked together, driving faster than even 2MPH by tractor can cause shaking and damage to the fruit by rubbing damage which can create bruising.
Banora is a remote island location, and import and export of items is likely expensive, which would contribute to the income that Banora Whites would bring in (see earlier mention of wagyu and Japan vs US price) Due to being an island, the methods of exporting would have to be either by air, which would be incredibly expensive and fuel taxing, or by ocean. I mentioned earlier that FF7 Rebirth shows multiple docks and ports that would hint towards ocean being the likely way of transportation of food and people. This would require a boat to leave from down by Banora and travel all the way up the coast through the Meridian Ocean. Constant swaying of the ocean and anything unsecured likely leads to aesthetic damages which allow for even less of the Banora Whites to reach market in aesthetically acceptable shelf conditions.
Banora and in general the Mideel Region is a very coastal region that by flora alone also appears to be a very warm and tropical one. By this assumption not only would Banora Whites possibly be prone to sunburn, a reason they likely developed their darker appearance to survive, but also being internally cooked by the heat of the sun. Also being coastal could lead to strong storms brought in by the ocean leaving damage from heavy winds, pelting rain, hail, and similar damaging weather factors. Excessive rain also typically leads to apples suffering growth cracks, which also takes them off the table for being sold to market as-is.
In the assumption that the Banora Whites would survive possibly brutal conditions that are located down in that area, due to any damage caused by going across the sea, they would likely need to be packaged first while in Banora (hence the warehouse) which would also bring up the pricing on them. However, where does this leave the fruit that's been damaged? Just because it has a crack it it or an aesthetic-only scar across the skin does not mean that the fruit is ruined or inedible. This is fruit that can be used for many different things, including juicing. Juicing is a method that ignores damages that are purely aesthetic, and allows for profit where there would otherwise be none given. Genesis's invention is that of one that prevents waste, and allows for another source of income to the area.
Juicing of apples that wouldn't make it to market would keep the price of the pure solid apples that do make it to market still profitable, while also giving use to those that wouldn't be allowed onto the shelves. While its nothing groundbreaking for the world, like pasteurization would have been, it does allow for Banora to be able to sustain itself via income more, and just overall prevent the waste of more food.
Although to some its not as glamorous if he didn't do something that fundamentally changed the world as a kid, that doesn't mean that what Genesis did isn't still something that he was worth awarding for, especially as a youth. Not only did his creation prevent the waste of food, which earned him his award, but Banora White Juice also did become a famous global hit.
#ff7#ffvii#genesis rhapsodos#crisis core#ffvii crisis core#this might feel a little jumbled in some places but I just saw the pasteurization take again#so I'm just kinda saying screw it and posting it.#like idk man I don't think Genesis's accomplishments need to be overstated.#I think what he did all by just creating a way that food won't be wasted is its own admirable feat#anyways pasteurization in real world has been around since the 1800s. its kinda a key part of modern life#i think it'd be really weird if they had all this advanced technology. and then pasteurization was only 15ish years old at the time of ff7#also a very sincere thank you to my friend that helped me sort out all my thoughts on this mess#also posting this now because I can't in the morning because I will. get this. be busy picking apples.
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2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Podium - Fernando Alonso
#HE IS SO RADIANT ON THIS PODIUM I LOVUUUU HIMMMMMMMM#once all the pics get released on all the websites i think ill have mental breakdown pt 2#my roman empire is hoping someone took a pic of him holding the hat in his mouth#real ones will know about my weird obsession with confetti....fufilled today#im so annoyed they cut away when he did his jumpy mario thing#he does it every single time they should know this!!#so thank you to aston's insta for the clips#not my best quality gifs which is annoying but uhhhh i am under duress from myself LMAO#i need to make a brazil 2023 moodboard just from my deranged liveblogs cause my god#see you in Vegas!!! what a way to end a triple header wow. it really made the suffering in cota and mexico worth it#now old man better keep up this performance istg#but like seriously i could wax poetic about his defneding and overtaking in this race#it was actually unbelievable the level of skill he has#to defend against the superior rb19 for like 30~ laps and then to be able to overtake it with his much slower car??? chills.#has anyone gifed his overtake bcs my god i fell down#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2023 brazilian gp#we do a little bit of f1
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Can someone actually tell me in an educated fashion why Christian’s (some of them) lose their mind over gay people? As in let’s say you’re watching a show and it’s 12 seasons and ONE gay character is introduced (very shortly) or regularly like the other character. And they treat it as if they’re having hard core sex every 2 seconds of the day in front of them. I would understand if they’re not comfortable with gay people. It’s a little weird but okay. But for you to look at a gay person and the first thing to think about is what sex position they get fucked in IS WEIRD.
#YOURE WEIRD#if you look at a gay person and see SEX I think you’re weird#if you could look at a woman who is married to a man and you’re not thinking about them humping and dumping#why are you looking at gay people and picturing that the first time you see them or hear them?#you’re weird!!!!#and it’s even weirder if you picture it when you’re watching a kids show or reading a kids series’.#“I have a girlfriend’ a 16 year old girl says. A 70 year old man comes over and pictures lesbians scissoring and then says#THE CHILDREN!!! YOU ARE INFECTING THE CHILDREN#like GIRL would YOU CALM DOWN#kotlc#kotlc fandom#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc thoughts#kotlc sophie#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#kotlc fitz#fitz vacker#kotlc biana
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finished succession again, found some kenstewy wips from way back
#overcome...#me as the whiteboard explaining gif: heres how i can still save kendall#i miss everyday that ao3 collection of kenstewy arts... where did it go... who was the artist... if you know please tell me#wip#finishing up a really weird oneshot soon too.#i hate my job so i need to be distracted at all times#s4 is so good though it was weird watching it when it was airing esp with how the fandom was... but it;s so good#what a fucking finale#anyway heres how kenstewy can still win.#actually heres how kendall can survive and overcome through the power of friendship with his dad's old body man.#has anyone written that yet#if not...#anyway sorry i needed to ramble#succession#tagging for my own blog#cw suggestive#is it insane to anyone else how like. empty. the fandom space is now. like hello is anyone there.
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What is with the practically psychotic hate for Lance Stroll? I'm not even his fan- more indifferent- but the hate he gets is sickening. Like just see the recent 'Never have I ever' vid- so many top comments on youtube, instagram etc. are just spouting shit about him (attacking his looks, calling him window licker wtf etc.) based off the 'Never have I ever stood up someone question' (and of course they conveniently ignore all the other drivers that also said they have because it's trendy to hate on Stroll).
Of course, standing up someone sucks but first of all we have no context at all, and more importantly, it's clear the commenters don't actl give a shit about that because they're only hating on Stroll. This is literally just one instance of the way these F1 'fans' are so quick to seize any opportunity to put down Lance. Honestly, it's so off-putting, pathetic and sad.
#he's not even one of my faves but the hate in the f1 fanbase for this 25 year old is crazy#don't give me the 'his daddy bought the team!! he's so shitty!!'#he may not be the best driver but he's still a good driver#he got a podium in his rookie year for goodness sake#also one of the youngest polesitter#yes he was blessed with a rich family but god forbid a father loves his child and would do anything for him#he's usually good in the wet/mixed conditions too#but if you listened to ppl on social media you would think lance can't even walk in a straight line#im so done lol the f1 fanbase is so toxic#esp those on twitter/insta#honestly I doubt those type of 'fans' actl watch the races#they just do monkey see monkey do#and hate on a fucking mid-20s dude 💀#their lives must be incredibly sad to waste time spreading hate like that#lance stroll#f1 2024#honestly this isn't even about the never have I ever vid#it's more about the general and practically fervent hate ppl have for lance#which is so overboard#lance puts in the effort everyday but these ppl will have you believe he sits arnd throwing moneg everyday#this is the man who drove despite his hand injury last year for goodness' sake#the way some ppl talk about him will have you thinking he murdered their family#also he's just thr to drive??? idk why ppl go all up in arms to hate on everything he does from his looks to how he talks...#and in general the hate various drivers get is so weird#*money#<- too lazy to edit my tags lol
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sorry, just had to get this off my chest but like
colin, a young and attractive guy, supposedly having a threesome and watching a sex show performed by professionals whom he pays for their service when he is single and exploring what he does and doesn't like is bad for penelope, somehow
but debling a 30+ year old man feeling all up on her waist in public when she is a teenager and he has power and privilege over her and has known her for a grand total of like a week and a half is good, somehow
like this fandom has legit called Colin, a 22 year old man with like. . .2 UNCONFIRMED sexual interactions in the past a groomer for getting with Penelope and maybe introducing her to his interests (after spending YEARS listening to her and cherishing her and thinking she's fantastic) but will root on the actual 30+ year old man with an enormous power imbalance over her via his money and title to have his way with her in a backroom somewhere after knowing her for like a month
make it make sense please
#if that 30+ year old man doesn't get his grubby paws off that teenager i will start blasting#anti debling#polin#one of these men is actively being weird with her and it isn't colin#'oh but he's courting her openly' he is feeling up on her in broad daylight in a time when so much as touching HANDS was scandalous#he is a 30 year old guy who showed up THIS YEAR with an enormous power imbalance between him and this 19 year old woman#she is a third daughter in an unpopular family who has to marry well to survive and he is a lord from out of town#looking for a wife and immediately went for the unpopular girl standing off to the side fidgeting with no one else paying attention to her#and y'all are out here DROOLING for it#i do NOT understand!!!!#idk he gives me the ick#and don't come at me about 'well that was normal for the time!!!'#i hated it when anthony did it to edwina i hated it when simon did it to daphne and i hate that fife did it with goring#it is WEIRD to be a wealthy and powerful man with a title going for a teenager#like do y'all think DEBLING is a virgin??? really
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My hot take is that Odin is the worst character in Ragnarok and the quest for Tyr was the real drag in the game and did nothing to really provide anything other than labor for the gamer/Atreus to see how “far he’ll go” with his curiosities. Everyone else fits their roles properly except him. He’s presented in a very cartoonish way and even dresses like such. Baldur and Heimdall are FAR better antagonists
#DONT GET AT ME YALL#If I were to see odin irl i’d laugh in his face#Ive mentioned this before but Odin feels like an old pimp with the way hes designed and carries himself#I dont think even sms took him that seriously and thats probably why he feels like that which is a little weird#considering how they brought him up in 2018 and rag#Ppl talk shit abt fr3y4 and 4ngrb*da all the time but lets be very honest with ourselves. This man is horrible#Odin#god of war#gowr#gow ragnarok#gow
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