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#sleep token#sleep token gif#sleep token iv#does he want to be kissed?! XD.....some days I want to be a rockstar XD XD#because whatever Dire Straits are singing about.....money for nothing and the chicks for free or something like that XD#weird jokes day....sry#sitting here listening to dire straits money for nothing and damn that riff in the beginning and also the way how#Mark Knopfler plays it...he is so cool XD....I should really buy one “normal” guitar...there is a whole other world out there#when it comes to guitar playing....
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So, as we know, Into The Woods is a satire. It is as some level making fun of fairytales. However, I actually think that the most satiric song in the musical is Little Red Riding Hood’s ”I know things now”. Let me explain.
As I said, a lot of the jokes in the musical are slightly making fun of the logic in fairytales, like ”You can talk to birds?”, or ”Two of her tears wetted his eyes and restored his vision”.
So why is Little Red’s number satiric? I mean, she is just talking about how she has learnt new things and will be careful in the future. Well, if we actually take a look at what happened to her, she might just be one of the most traumatized characters in the show.
First off, she is catcalled on the way to her grandma, I hope most ’ know that ”Hello, little girl” is supposed to have some weird sexual undertones since the story is about how kids should not follow predators. Right after that, she does not only find out how her grandmother is dead and eaten up, she also gets eaten up, just to come back.
Later in the musical, we even find out how her mom and grandma has died, and we can assume that both of them are her only guardians, because why wouldn’t she just move in with a father at the end?
However, after a day that would scar someone for life, the song ”I know things now” is basically just her brushing the whole situation off and saying to herself how she will do better next time. I think this makes fun of most fairytales since most of them do not really focus on how the character is mentally.
Rapunzel in the musical is also brings this up but in another way, she is actually a pretty realistic character in the show:
”You just locked me in a tower without company for fourteen years, then blinded my prince, and banished me to a desert where i had little to eat and again no company and then bore twins. Because of the way you treated me I will never ever be happy…”
Sry if this is too long but I never saw someone mention this but I love this musical and wanted to talk about how smart it is.
#ITW analysis#broadway#into the woods musical#stephen sondheim#musical theatre#little red riding hood#musical analysis#into the woods#broadway musicals#lyric analysis#sondheim#musical theater
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Hi hiiii, back again to req some head cannons with the Pretty Setter Squad ™ and their ways of showing affection? I.e. love languages, pet names, etc. 🫶🫶🫶
PLEASE AND THANK YOU POOKIE!!!😻😻😻😻✨✨✨✨
hey pookie wookie dookie kookie bear ofc id make those hc for you
The Pretty Setter Squad includes: Tooru Oikawa (Aoba Johsai) Koushi Sugawara (Karasuno) Kenma Kozume (Nekoma) Tobio Kageyama (Karauno) Keiji Akaashi (Fukurodani)
I know setters like Atsumu and Shirabu are in it as well, but just for time purposes I won’t be including them, sry ^^
┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS (fem!reader)
Oikawa:
He is whipped for you.
Like, whipped whipped. Even more whipped than whipped cream.
He loves getting tiny little gifts for you, as well as cuddling literally everywhere and anywhere. He loves PDA and will not pass up the chance to kiss you.
He loves showing you off, especially to Iwaizumi. “My girlfriend is so much prettier than yours!” “I DON’T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TRASHYKAWA!” “Oops, I forgot! Ehe~”
He’s scared that you’ll leave him, just like his ex, so he tries his hardest to make you happy.
Oh my gawd he loves kissing you
He will kiss you on your lips, on your nose, on your cheeks, even on your fucking eyebrows (unless you don’t have eyebrows but thats a bit weird)
He praises you for the littlest things, and it's all genuine. He may make it seem like a joke, but you can tell that he means everything that he says to you.
He always texts with emoticons like (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥ and ≧◉◡◉≦. He texts you very frequently and replies almost immediately. Every morning and night, he texts you “good morning” and “good night”
He gets very jealous. Whenever his teammates come near you, he (very loudly) tells them to back off and hides you from them. He doesn’t reveal to his fangirls that you're his girlfriend, because he knows that they’re probably gonna harass you.
He’s extremely affectionate and touchy, like I said before. He showers you with love and loves giving you piggy back rides.
If you were fine with it, he would probably make out with you in the middle of the street without shame
He’s gotten hit in the face with a volleyball before because he was too busy admiring your face.
Pet names: baby, babe, [nickname], and he’s probably called you sexy mama before
Your guys’ first kiss was during New Years. You guys were way too tired to go to the festival, so you guys crashed at his place and watched alien/action movies all night. At one point in the movie, a kissing scene came on and Oikawa was like “Hey wanna try that” and a second later, yall were making out. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
Sugawara:
He’s very protective and caring towards you! His mama instincts kick in and he always makes sure you’ve eaten and slept a proper amount.
He loves you to the ends of the earth. He’s aware of all your boundaries and respects you, but he also teases you a lot.
Head pats
He gives you a lot of head pats
He likes holding hands and giving tiny little pecks on the lips in public, but he won’t do anything outlandish like making out (unlike Oikawa). It's all up to you whether you want to be publicly affectionate or not.
He listens to all your problems and gives you the best advice.
He’s pretty affectionate. He always smiles at you whenever you’re doing something, because you're just so pretty. He can never stop himself from blushing whenever you guys make eye contact.
His first priority is your happiness and comfort. He’s willing to sit with you in silence or have deep conversations about relationships.
He’s so insanely cliche, but you love that about him. He’s always finding new pickup lines and actions that make you cringe but laugh.
He texts long messages like “hi baby! Hope your having a good day <3 remember to eat your lunch and get your full eight hours of sleep! I’ll call you later so just text me if you need anything! Love you <3 - your hubby” and then you’ll probably reply with “ok”
He gets jealous really fast, but he doesn’t show it or do anything until you get uncomfortable in the situation. At that point, he would glare at whoever made you uncomfortable and drag you away. He is very scary when he’s mad, so that person would probably never come near you guys again. If you’re simply just talking to another guy, Suga snaps whatever he’s holding in his hand and he starts mumbling to himself angrily. Daichi and Asahi tease him a lot about his jealousy issue.
Pet names: honey, baby, angel, sugarplum, sweetheart, [nickname].
Your guys’ first kiss was after Karasuno won against Shiratorizawa. You had specifically told him you would kiss him if he won, so right after the game ended, you ran up to him and slammed your lips onto his. All his teammates whistled and clapped (Noya and Tanaka cried tears of envy) ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
Kenma:
“She’s just my girlfriend, you guys are being overdramatic” *has an entire album with pictures of you*
He’s not a big fan of PDA, nor is he physically affectionate. He shows his love through gifts and small, short texts like “eat” or “sleep” that may not seem meaningful, but you know that it’s just his way of saying “i fucking love you and you better take care of yourself”
He’s fucking rich so he gets you whatever you want
(sugar daddy?)
He’s usually quiet, but becomes a big chatterbox once you guys start talking about games. He talks the most when he’s with you, and he loves spending time with you.
He likes it when you put your head on his lap while he’s playing games, but he gets distracted by your gorgeousness and loses his game
Like I said before, he’s not into PDA but if there’s not that many people around/there’s too many people around, he’ll hold your hand. He’s much more intimate in private and loves cuddling with you.
His kisses are very soft and short, but they make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. He pecks your lips or kisses your forehead when you're sleeping.
He’s a little awkward when it comes to deep conversations, but he always manages to say what you want to hear.
Bro could not care less if another guy started talking to you. He doesn’t get jealous easily, but he’s willing to do anything to get you out of an uncomfortable situation. ‘Anything’ ranges from “c’mon, we’re gonna be late for dinner” and dragging you away to tripping the guy and making him fall flat on his face, then running away together.
Pet names: [nickname], baby (if he’s feeling particularly perky that day)
Your guys’ first kiss was sort of forced upon by Kuroo. The stupid rooster boy was like “lol you guys should kiss if you're really dating” and you and Kenma stared at him and then at each other. There was a moment of silence, and Kenma just kinda kissed you on the cheek, and that was that. (“ON THE LIPS!” Kuroo had yelled “I MEANT ON THE LIPS!”) ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
Kageyama:
Pretty shy when you guys started dating, but he’s warmed up to you now and he loves spending time with you
He knows everything about you, from your favourite colour to your favourite type of turtles. He always buys you your favourite drink at school, and makes mental notes whenever you say that you like/dislike something.
Like Kenma, he’s not a big fan of PDA and he’s not very physically affectionate either. He’s bad with his words as well, so his love language is mostly quality time and gift giving.
He’s rough (interpret that however you want)
He’s a pretty slow texter and he never checks his phone
At home, he’s fine with cuddles but he gets restless and wants to move after five minutes.
He doesn’t even hold your hand in public, unless there’s a lot of people around and he doesn’t want you to get lost
He’s the small spoon most of the time. I don’t know why, he just is.
You tutor him! He’s pretty stupid so you help him with his tests and stuff (unless you're stupid too.)
He’s pretty oblivious and doesn’t notice if a guy is flirting with you unless it's his teammates. When it comes to the other first years and second years, Kageyama blows a fuse when you’re hanging out with them and not him. He glares at everyone from behind you, making them all skedaddle.
Please be understanding of his volleyball obsession, if not he might break up with you
Pet names: [nickname] (that's it. he gets embarrassed when you use pet names on him, and he never really uses pet names on you)
Your guys’ first kiss was after his game against Bluecastle (the one that Karauno won). When the game ended, you screamed so loud that everyone stared at you, and you probably lept off the stands to go give Kageyama a kiss. Hinata, Noya, and Tanaka watched with envying eyes while Yachi squealed loudly. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
Akaashi:
This just in but this man would look so hot in a turtleneck–
Moving on
Akaashi is very sweet and very attentive. He’s literally the definition of perfection. He redefines perfection. PERFECTION WANTS TO BE HIM
He listens to all your problems and offers you very constructive feedback, not holding back to expose you if you happen to be in the wrong. But he does it in a very polite and “i’m not trying to be mean, i’m just being honest” way so you never get mad at him
He makes all the meals, cleans the house, gives you a ride wherever you want, makes the bed, and does the laundry. He is literal husband material.
He doesn’t hate or love PDA. He’s fine with little kisses, holding hands, and back hugs, but he’d rather not do anything too intimate when there’s people around. That being said, once you guys are alone, he’s willing to go all out.
CUDDLES
C U D D L E S
Please cuddle with him
His kisses can be soft and be rough. Just tell him what you want and he’ll oblige because he’s amazing like that
He doesn’t get jealous a lot. He just doesn’t feel the need to be jealous, because he has faith and trust in you. If you're uncomfortable, he’ll step in right away and tell whoever’s making you uncomfortable to back off.
He tutors you. He also tutors Bokuto, but sometimes the latter gets too annoying, so Akaashi kicks him out and only tutors you instead.
Pet names: baby, honey, [nickname], and he’s probably called you little gremlin or something like that just to tease you
Your guys’ first kiss was on your fourth or fifth date. He asked for permission first, since he’s a gentleman like that, and he gave you the sweetest little kiss on the lips, making you practically melt into the floor. You guys happened to be at a cafe, so everybody that saw clapped and ‘awed’. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. 。˚ °
as you can tell i love akaashi
thank u for reading!
#haikyuu#pretty setter squad#haikyuu hc#headcanons#kenma kozume#kenma#akaashi#oikawa#sugawara#kageyama#request#haikyuu headcanons#fluff#boyfriend hc#fem reader
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give me as many tati headcanons as you can think of. go. /lh
-north
SRY I FORGOR
The first to meet were Karen and Firkle
Cuz yk she joined the goth kids and all,,
She left soon after though, still being their friend just not goth no more
(Well more like Firkle's friend but yk)
(Kinda henrietta's too :3 she buys Karen food sometimes)
(Anyway back on track-)
Karen had also known Ike for a while
Kenny would go to sleep at Kyle's often, bring Karen with him and all
It didn't take the kids too long to begin chatting
Stayed up too many nights watching streams :3
Tricia and Karen met when Karen began elementary school
They're the same age but Karen couldn't really afford pre-k because... yeah typical McCormick family idk man
Karen saw Tricia all alone sitting at a corner
So she approached her and they began talking
End of the day and they were besties
Karen introduced Tricia and Ike later too :)
They were a nice little group, though Tricia and Karen were the closest out of them
When karicia were in 2nd year Ike started elementary school
(he's 2 years younger but he started school early)
Firkle meanwhile was stuck in first grade because... yeah that's Firkle idk man
Ike didn't have friends in their grade, neither did it, so they became friends too
Ike joined the goth kids
In just a few months, Tricia was pissed
And she let the goths know
"Stop corrupting our computer nerd you assholes!"
Literally dragged Ike out of there 😭
Karen and Firkle meanwhile were like ":o my friend!!"
(they hadn't hung out in a long time)
They caught up and kept in contact and soon tati as we know it formed ✨✨
Now,
Ike is bi, he/him
Tricia is a lesbian, she/her
Karen is a lesbian, she/they
Firkle is... yeah Firkle. It/they though :3
Ike has dated everyone in tati at some point
He's so pissed all his girlfriends are lesbians now 😭
They joke about transing his gender lmfao
Ike is also Clyde's flavor of loser in the sense he cannot date someone for more than a month to save his life lmfao
Karicia canon :3
Tricia is half Peruvian and Karen half Paraguayan :3
Tricia knew spanish since she was a kid because they speak it a lot at home
Karen didn't, but she asked her brothers to teach her bc she's a cutie<3
Kevin and Kenny sharing a look like "yeah shes got a crush alright"
They began by teaching her the insults and slurs bc they're the stuff they know best 😭✨
ANYWAY yes tati-
Firkle is probably in the aroace spectrum tbh
And they'll keep being a goth their whole life that kid hardcore asf
Tricia plays soccer :3
Ike plays baseball (not hockey you guys trust)
Karen likes basketball but she doesn't really play
Firkle doesn't do shit lmfao just like me fr
Karen and Tricia being friends was the main reason Craig and Kenny reconnected tbh
Out of their siblings Tricia definitely has the best relationship with them
Ike loves Kyle a lot but yk... SLV Kyle. Yeah.
Karen got very pissed at Kenny at one point and... yeah SLV lore again 😭✨
Firkle is an only child lmfao it's just vibing 💯
Ike is a streamer and he collabs with Cartman sometimes :3
Cartman's community is a lot bigger than his own so he can use the promo lol
They genuinely enjoy hanging out too. Which weirds Kyle out so much 💀
The rest of tati show up in Ike's streams often too :3
cute little guys i love them so much<3
#south park#south park fandom#south park au#south park hcs#south park headcanons#south park fanfiction#tricia and those idiots#firkle smith#tricia tucker#karen mccormick#ike broflovski#starlight chronicles#my au#answered asks
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https://www.tumblr.com/forevergirlposts/746517702972145664/love-all-my-rafe-girlies-and-all-my-rafe-fics-but?source=share
so…. i wasn’t really gon say anything, it’s none of my business what this person thinks—however, it did rub me the wrong way. i am new to writing abt rafe n posting fics abt our babydaddy, & idk but..the way they worded their post was so rude n nasty imo. like… it seems to me this person doesn’t actually understand the difference when us creators refer to rafe as ‘dad’ or ‘daddy’ in our fanfics… seems like these certain ppl who think this way doesn’t know how to think with common fucking sense, or understand the literal context of rafe just having ‘dad energy’ because he’s seriously just like a grandpa, loves spoiling his girl n is just a old man in a young mans body.
& don’t even get me started on the basic context used for ‘daddy’—like c’mon, let’s use our big grown up brains and assume that ‘daddy’ definitely means something sexual (at least when i write it) & ‘dad’ is just like… oh hey, dad !!!!!!
y’know what i mean? idk. maybe i’m being too confusing, but yea. idk, their words were pretty hurtful, especially because the writers i see calling rafe ‘dad’ in their fics are being accused of somehow romanticizing pedophilia in their works & that is just not fucking okay. !!!
these people are actually scary—wait, no, they’re the ones actually sick in the head if what they’re assuming abt us when we call rafe ‘dad’ in our fanfics is some nasty, pedo bullshit. this fandom issa fuckin joke sometimes n so goddamn weird. sigh. wish people would just shut up, mind their business, let ppl write what they want (especially if it isn’t harming anyone m!), n just let ppl enjoy reading fanfiction. !!! sry for rambling & i hope your day/night improves. ! ♡
- 🦌
i literally have nothing more to add bc yes this is perfect! honestly it's so weird to sexualize a pet name like imagine if someone was doing that to "baby"?? it's so discouraging and if people see an innocent reader as pedophilic that absolutely says more about them than the writer
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Tell me your favourite things about the p5 cast !!! :D
(HI THIS WAS FOR THAT ONE POSITIVITY ASK GAME SRY I FORGOT)
This got really long so it goes under the cut but people should read this may b it took like 50 mins to type out please
Ren: He literally LOVES HIS FRIENDS it's so insane like HE CAN IMAGINE MARRYONG ANY OF THEM even if it's a joke he can see himself married to his friends and he denies godhood for them and for everyone. He gets beaten up and thrown around by cops for his friends. I don't think he'd ever accept the false reality in 3rd Sem because he loves his friends so much and if he gave them agency once he will do it 100 times over.
Morgana: kitty kat :3 I like how he learns to put his ego aside throughout the story and accepts the fact that he Does need the thieves. I love the scene where he admits that the PTs are his place to belong. He's such a hardass for most of the game but really he's just a little guy. "tch, whatever, you guys are the only idiots who wanna keep me around! You'd be nothing without me. Now let's go get a celebration dinner we need refreshments"
Ryuji: HE'S SO SWEET AND KIND!!! HE LOVES HIS MOM!! HE'S A TRUE PUNK!!! he's the coolest mf the thieves have around he's legit THE reason the thieves exist in the first place. If it wasn't for him yelling out Kamoshida's codewords no one would've met eachother. He's willing to put himself on the line for his friends because he CARES he cares about everyone. He's not Ren's kind of selfless but he's his OWN kinda selfless and I love him for it.
Ann: She's literally just a girl. Just a girl in the world. She's so sweet with her friends and even if she hesitates a lil to say it out loud, she demonstrates it. She loves people so strongly that it saves them. She's headstrong and badass, and despite it all she wants to reclaim what was stolen from her. Sure, Atlus fumbled the bag with her writing, but her wish to take back her femininity and use it as her weapon? So real. Ann I love you so much
Yusuke: MY GUY!!!!!! Unironically, I love how weird he is. That's the face of a guy who is unafraid to be himself. Granted, all the thieves learn to be so, but him? He's literally called weird and eccentric, sometimes to his face, but he just keeps at it! He loves the arts, he loves the world, he is so in love with Life and the people in it he wants to capture it all on paper. He's curtsy, he's flamboyant, he's eccentric, he's weird, and he wears it all with a badge of honour. He's also so pretty like have you SEEN him
Makoto: I really like how she breaks free from those she used to please. Her awakening is one of the most cathartic of the game for this reason. Her biker outfit is fantastic for her, it's legit the coolest fucking thing. BUT ALSO! As an ex-people-pleaser myself, learning and internalizing the fact that you owe Nothing to no one at all does feel like that yk? "Makoto the sycophant is gone" is a raw fucking line for her and I love it. She isn't my favourite, but god damn it she's a certified Cool Cat
Futaba: HER. God where do I begin. Her quick wit, her intelligence, her hacking prowess. Her palace resonates with me a lot (I mean, who wouldn't in this day and age?). Being so deep in a hole that you doom yourself to die in it because you think you deserve it. But the way she handles it? Even if the thieves did part of the work (at her behest), ultimately SHE'S the one in power. SHE'S the one in control. And the way she learns that? WHEN she learns that? The whole conversation with her shadow before the bossfight is so fucking cool. The way she feels indignated, her shadow telling her to, indeed, Be Fucking Upset that these nobodies treated her like crap, validates her anger, and just. "No matter what you say to me, I will LIVE!" is probably my favourite line from the whole game hands down. It means a lot to me, Futaba herself means a lot to me, I love her, I admire her, she's so awesome
Haru: HER REBELLION!!!! The way she stands up to her dad is so amazing. I wish the game had given her the spotlight before the bossfight, but what we got was so good (if insufficient) I loved it. Important to mention, also, the fact that she uses her kindness as her weapon. Have you seen how she treats Akechi? She's respectful, curt, she's one of the first to say he should join them in the fight against Shido. She may hate him, but she remains calm. She remains kind. Akechi probably thinks she hates him and should, thus, treat him wrongly. But no, she is kind. Anyway Akechi aside I love her PT aesthetic she's fuckin ROCKING that hat with the vulture feather. I love her.
Akechi: he's so well written that as much as I want to hate him i cannot. His writing dude. He's made me cry. He's made me want to rip my screen apart. He's such a character. I love how his desire for freedom overtakes so much of the narrative. Think about it: he goes along with the Hitman business, with the murders, with shooting Okumura, with shooting his rival best friend Ren, all because he wants to be FREE. He wanted his MOTHER to be free, or whatever remained of her. He wanted to avenge her, to avenge himself, even if it meant dying he, wanted to have Something for himself. He wanted to, for the first time in years, make a Choice. A choice that Mattered. These ideals, while selfish in execution, are what makes him murder, attempt to murder, and refuse the fake reality in the third semester. Fuck being happy, he wants to be Free.
SUMIRE: oh my god. Ohhh Jesus fuck. Ohhhh. My god. Oghf god. I know I'll write a manuscript for just her but I WISH i finished royal myself. I've avoided as much dialogue as possible to get the gut punch myself on my own, I only got to the Rumi parts of Maruki's palace but that's IT. I'm starved. I need to finish Royal.
Sumire. Where do I even start. She feels so real to me...The jealousy, the self-hatred, the longing to be anybody but yourself to be liked, the admiration and clingyness towards the first person who wishes to lend you a hand (+ it becoming so strong you almost build your own self around them), the disdain towards superficial words of support, the loneliness she feels towards her emotions ("you'll never understand how I feel!"), the inferiority complex, the stubbornness to fight for a delusion you upheld for so long because of reality being so frightening to face alone. Even if Atlus fumbled the bag with her too, in all honesty, being 16 is just. Like that. I get it.
Sumire is far too kind to those who don't deserve it. But she isn't stupid, she KNOWS a bitch when she sees one and honestly? It's a crime how she didn't get to have a 1 on 1 with Maruki. Even if she's the one who sked for it, He ruined her. She deserved to be more upset with him, i don't care what anyone says.
Also, it's amazing how high her confidence can go. During her fake awakening, "Kasumi" decides she's had enough of people stepping over her, treating her like a failure. She reminds the world that "I am Kasumi Yoshizawa!" and that she's willing to fight for her place in this world. Her rebellion surges from her wish to not be shoved aside and pupettered anymore, not be treated as a gossip-target or a tool for good rep, but as a person. Sumire, on the other hand, fights to learn this herself. She fights to believe this, to drill it into herself that Sumire Yoshizawa isn't worth being forgotten about. She fights on to believe that Sumire Yoshizawa is worth more than what her brain believes.
But in the end, both versions of herself wish for the same thing: to live. To live proud, stand tall, to remind the world that Yoshizawa isn't just a pretty name on a golden trophy, a tag on a wooden toy, or the name of a science experiment. To remind all of them and herself that Sumire Yoshizawa is a name worth fighting for. And a name she won't forget ever again.
So yeah Sumire's. Cool, I guess
#tell me if i should give my opinions on the rest of the persona users (Maruki‚ Zenkicki‚ Sophia‚ etc.)#persona 5#persona 5 royal#Persona 5 Royal spoilers#futaba sakura#goro akechi#kasumi yoshizawa#sumire yoshizawa#<- those are the sections I'm most proud of pls#maze.txt
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hi! Sry if this is weird but I just wanted to ask something. I’ve seen a lot of your art either on my for you or from my moots reblogging it, but when I checked your blog a while ago it said something abt no minors, so I didn’t follow u since I’m a minor. But when ur pinned post popped up recently it didn’t say anything abt minors, so I was just wondering abt ur boundaries of minors following u? I’m in my late teens and rlly like ur art, but I don’t wanna cross any boundary so I just came here to ask :] hope u have a good day!
I personally don't care much if minors interact, I'm not a minor police. That post about minors was when I had a nsfw blog, which I don't have anymore.
So yeah, meanwhile the minor isn't like, 7-10 😭, I'm ok with them.
But to be clear, this blog has a lot of weird shit. If I post somethin that says "suggestive" or "nsfw" (which are weird cases), you shouldn't interact bc minorrr. It also has a LOT of shirtless men, specially now😭 sooo also be careful with that.
But besides that, If u're ok with sex jokes n stuff like that, I don't really care. Have fun ig! But remember to be careful online and on the internet, specially in weird places like my blog. Take care:] .
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why am i only now realising you're a maladaptive daydreamer
bro
fucking sAme
oh my god it's literally all I post about fr
AHH THATS SO COOL (we'll kinda not cus disorder and everything but uh yk)
it's rlly weird for me cus i often feel like no one gets the way I feel about my characters, like I didn't create them they're literally in my head 24/7 I'm not even joking I am 100% serious and since I started like four years ago it has CONSUMED MY FUCKING LIFE I had days where I slept 6 hours and only went out of my room like three or four times because I was that bad mentally and the only thing that helped was not being present in reality istg
sry for the rant lol but omgggg I would lovee to hear about your world lol
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The Final Eras Tour (Vancouver Night 3)
Live Updates from Swift Stream Reacts w Me:
p.s. thx Folkleric for the Stream ;-) & TStourtips for a journey
So far: Yes they are filming, yes the outfits are the same as the previous two nights, yes we’re all emotional! Nothing but clowns (as of TTPD)…
Quick Total Summary:
Lover:
Bodysuit: Gold & Blue
Let’s me see your hands🏳️🌈🙌🌈
PROVE IT!🌉
“The Man” Jacket: Black
Guitar: Blue
“Lover” Speech: Normal (+ final night😭)
Set: Usual (no Archer)
✅
Fearless (TV):
Dress: Silver & Black
🫶
👏👏
Set: Usual
✅
Red (TV):
Red Shirt: “This is NOT Taylor’s Version”
✌️🎩😍
Kam WANEGBT: “For the LAST time! No!”
🖕 the patriarchy ;-)
“ATW10” Speech: Usual, (perfect for the final night… & friendship bracelet Swifties🥹)
Set: Usual
✅
Speak Now (TV):
Dress: Champagne/“Bagel”
😉
Set: Usual (no Long Live)
sry Swiftbowl…
✅
Reputation:
Suit: Gold
☝️✌️3️⃣LGB!!!⚡️
🫨No way!😏
⛪️
Oh no! She can’t come to the☎️ right now���️
Set: Usual
Clowns?.. Were the graphics different?
✅
Folkmore/Everlore:
Dress: Berry
“Betty” Speech: Usual (escape place in my mind… maybe Gardens? Lol seriously the “I’m normally the main character“ joke we love her)
PS The happy birthday plot is precious
“Champagne Problems” Speech: Usual (the day after I wrote folklore (genius)… now look here we are together one last time (that’s me thinking out loud here lol))
💖crowds 13 count starts*💖
Champagne Problems Cheer: 3.03.57
Fan project(s)? — it worked… I lost Swifties…
🔦🥹💡💫😭🕯️💛🧡🤎
Willow Cloak: Brown(?)
Set: Usual (cardigan, not note or song)
…was there accidental fireworks? August? Stream?… idk lol. Lights are either being super weird or totally normal lol…
✅
1989 (TV):
Top: Yellow
Skirt: Red
Sydney!
… some guy had great hair apparently😂
You forgive you forget but you never let it go, cause she wasn’t doing anything stop! And these flames seem high if you ask me lol.
Set: Usual
Was it a new combo? — No. We got book clowned lol. (But if was green we’d all go feral😭)…
✅
🥂😭What a shame she’s fucked on the head they said 🤷♀️😜😉
The Tortured Poets Department:
Dress: Ruining my life
Accessories?: White gloves, White necklace (no button problems today lol)
OH MY GOD SHES HAVING HER BABY—wait shes not!
How’s our Roomba? — perfect!
Hi, Jan Malone! (seriously how did it get me again lol)
Smallest Man outro/ICDIWABH intro?.. Yep!🫡👠
“ICDIWABH” Two-Piece: White
“ICDIWABH” Jacket: White
More!
Kam Count: “1,2,3,4!”
Set: Usual (no Florida, no Postie)
(No Travy)
✅
Acoustic Set:
Dress: Purple✨💜
Guitar: A Place In This World x New Romantics
Piano: Long Live x New Year’s Day x The Manuscript
Announcement/Guest/Mashup insanity? Clowns & perfect!
Total albums: 5
Total number of songs (4 the masterminds): 5
✅
Midnights:
“Anti-Hero-Tee” Dress: Multi
GET IT OFF MY DESK!!!
Taylor you’ll be fine! (I love when she says hi to both crowds)
“Midnight Rain” Bodysuit: Chevron
Midnight rain countdown (pose) 3 2 1️⃣ 👋
🔪💄🪑(her smile at the end!)
✨Nice!💃 (we’re going out tonight ;-)🤗 the Kam hug🥹😭💖
There using drones to film🤔
“Karma” Jacket: Maroon
Karma is the?… “guy on the CHIEFS”
Set: Usual (was it more orange lol?)
✅
✨Bow:👏
💐 And once this is filled this will have been the Best day, end of an Era & start of an age… THANK YOU TAYLOR🫶 We Will REMEMBER!!! Thank you Swifties, you made the friendship bracelets! Thank you dancers: Kam, Jan, all of yall! Band! Backup-singers! Designers! Crew! Tech! Gracie!!. just thanks everyone… THANKS EVERYONE!!!
#Vancouver Night 3#The Eras Tour#Eras Tour#Vancouver TS the Eras Tour#Taylor Swift#Taylor Nation#Swifties#Swift Stream#Surprise Song#Final Eras Tour#Mastermind#clowning#Lover#Fearless TV#Red TV#Speak Now TV#Reputation#Rep TV#folklore#evermore#Folkmore#Everlore#1989 TV#The Torturred Poets Department#Acoustic Set#Midnights#Surprise Songs#Surprise Song o’ clock#still hoping for a documentary#Debutation? Karma Truthers? (we love you even if it’s nothing new)!
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Your favorite moments with your moots?
also i love the way you write it's just ✋🏻❤❤
skdjsk first of all ty skdjsskdjsk totally not blushing and giggling rn
@eternalgyu uhm its too copout to say every single moment w hannie is my favourite so instead im gonna say whenever we call :( we always end up giggling sm and making a bunch of new inside jokes and she does alpha male podcast impressions and i always throw things that im not supposed to and its just so healing idk KSDJKS I LOVE HANNIE SM GUYS I WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT HER I SWEAR :(((
@blue-jisungs whenever we're texting and we realized we twinned again is hands down my favourite bcuz i end up giggling sm i love axe :( and we're on the same wavelength like all the time CAUSE I SWEAR WE'RE ALWAYS DOING THE SAME THINGS AND LIKE HOW???? we sent the same seungkwan gif at the same time, do the same things on the same days, write the same things, say the same things, etc etc etc LIKE I JUST LOVE IT SM (bonus: getting into new groups w axe/showing her new groups/her listening to me rant abt how much i love onf all the time)
@wheeboo we haven't talked too much lately bcuz she's a working lass 😓😓😓 LMFAO IM JOKING BUT my favourite moments w rania are when we call each other a bitch LMAO THAT SOUNDS SO BAD BUT SRSLY its whenever we're joking around and saying we hate each other but rly we don't bcuz the next moment we're proofreading each other's fics or writing fics for each other :((
@haecien my favourite moments w cien are whenever &team comes up bcuz its nostalgic and i miss the time when i was introducing cien to &team for the first time and watching him fall in love w harua in real time :( i miss getting ppl into new groups damn like its just so <333 i need to share all the nugu love istg
@candewlsy my favourite moments w mizu are when we're texting and she sends her mizu™️ memes they make me giggle sm sdkjkds and also her rbs!! bcuz she has the best rbs that always manage to make me giggle and cheer me up :(( i love writing fics for her too bcuz ik my writing can make her day a bit better and so i always find myself thinking of seo yul fics to write for her skdjks </3
@weird-bookworm i feel like i haven't properly talked to sky in so long cause she poofed for a while and i also fixed my sleep schedule which meant that i wasn't online when she was online a lot but i miss her and my favourite moments w her were def watching kdramas or trying to introduce her to new groups only for her to call me insane (ik im insane shhhh 🥸👹) hopefully i will pull her over to multistan hell soon 😍
@evalevaeva eva is insane tbh and when hannie and eva and i were talking a lot that was an insane era and def my favourite moments w eva 👹👹 i love hearing abt her auditions too i never say this but i think eva is rly rly talented and i hope she makes it like i better see her in sm soon next to sohee 👹👹👹👹👹 but overall she's just fun and she likes to bully me abt being the only riize writer but i will never stop 👹👹👹👹
i'm only doing these moots for now cause i feel like i'm closest to them rn BUT I LOVE ALL MY MOOTS IM SRY IF UR NOT HERE <//3 it might just be that we haven't talked in a while or we need to talk more so like pls message me im always here to talk <333
#zanna answers the inbox!!#anon ⌦ .。.:*♡#i haven't done a moot game in a hot second#and its honestly bcuz ive just been so tired lmao im sorryyyyyy#i have some old ones rotting in my inbox lets see if i ever get to those
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What are some of your favorite felt head canons if you don't mind, and is your intermission discord server still active?
Oh yeah psh the server is defo active. We talk there every day and we had a group vc like just yesterday! Feel free to join! Even if you’re going to lurk we got good fanarts being made like every other day! https://discord.gg/VMtTxQj
NOW TO THE INFODUMPING! Sry not sry you asked for this I’m just gunna go full ham. (I figured out how to add a read more link! hah!)
OK SO! I’ve got so many! Top fav is my ones for Crowbar of course. I love making his juju a sentient being and having it effect him negatively by applying sensitivity for timeline shenanigans on him. This also means Crowbar is weak against temporal movement like teleportation. He’s fine for the most part if the Doc teleports him with green sun magic but if Droog does it, it gets him sick and dizzy for a bit.
Oh! Also that Crowbar has lots of hobbies, but every single one is a benefit to his Felts. He’s incapable of doing activities selfishly and has a hard time detaching himself from his work. Expressing himself creatively? Sure! How about he gets into woodworking and architecture so he can repair walls, doors, and clocks whenever they break around the manor. Taking time off to zone out and relax? No problem! He unironically loves doing paperwork because the exactness of the wording comfort him and he can keep business flowing. (He secretly collects the small manuals that comes with most products because finding grammar mistakes in the terms and conditions amuses him.) He even has a mild special interest in car detailing and cleaning so that the getaway cars for everyone are in top condition, and so that the manor is clean and free of evidence.
Oh and that reminds me that I love to hc that the manor (I make it sentient) looooves Crowbar the most out of any member since he’s the only one that takes care of it. The manor’s architecture shifts constantly to confuse intruders and such, but for Crowbar it shifts to get him to wanted destinations faster. If Crowbar wants to get to the west wing from the east wing, only Itchy has a chance to close the distance faster than him. Ah! It’s so funny! I’m smiling about it now! Aaaa I love them!
And! And and I love to hc Crowbar being super dense in matters of love. In the server (there is rp and I am the dedicated Crowbar rper) I make sure to have him make the perfectly wrong assumption any time someone falls for him bc Cro mentally cannot comprehend someone being attracted to him- OH THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER ONE! I hc that to us irl humans Crowbar is the most normal and even the sexiest felt, but in leprechaun standards Crowbar is like, the ugliest leprechaun ever. Leprechaun standards value weird shapes, weird chaotic habits, and the scrungle vibe, and Crowbar is intimately aware he doesn’t embody any of it, so it’s just like. “Um. I know damn well I don’t make an effort to strive towards beauty standards, so,,, why are you falling for me again? Surely this is a joke? This, isn’t what people are supposed to do.”
On that note though, I think Crowbar has a hard time with charms as a system. He’s effected by it and feels it occasionally, but he does much better with quadrants and carapacians in general. He doesn’t like talking about it with his men because he’s scared they are going to make fun of him for it, but they probably already know what with his little Snowman crush.
Hot take I could do with or do without Snowbar. It really depends on who I’m roleplaying with. For the most part I love it because it emphasizes the fact that Crowbar is just really fucking weird compared to other leprechauns. He’s orderly, he’s bi, he likes things to be a certain consistent way, and there’s nothing be can do about it. It just makes me feel warm inside. If my rp partner doesn’t like the ship though I loooooove to make Snowman and Cro like, slumber party pals. They engage in the tea and girl talk! Wlw and mlm! Snowy is the man’s rock and sense of reason in a sea of idiots.
Though hm, now for other Felt. I do like the idea that Itchy actually has garbage reaction time and is in a state of single focused mania a lot. My mans has trouble sleeping and knowing his environment and it can take a toll on his mind, but when he does sleep his metabolism is too fast for such a long sleep and he has to go into a hibernation state! Like a hummingbird! (That’s @naturallydark ‘shc for the Itchy they rp in the server) aaaa good stuff. Oh and I love to think Itchy is chronically bored and has big issues with being under-stimulated, which is why he is friends with most of the felt and will bother them. The company makes him happy! And when he’s not being a lil fuck, he does know how to cheer the majority of the Felt up when they are down.
On the flip side I love imagining that Doze actually has insane reaction time, his world just slows when he’s stressed, which doesn’t happen as often as folks might think. I imagine Doze’s biggest fear is getting irreversibly maimed so his powers activate during physical combat, but other than that he’s a pretty normal dude. Probably the type to catch a bunch of dishes and have everything land on the tray again cartoon style. Definitely thinks he’s the coolest guy in the room (civilized edition)
Fin is just cute. Man just, swims in the dumbest places. You can never predict when he will be in a body of water. Kinda hates when anyone dumps dead bodies in the canal and will drag them out of the water to toss to the lusi (lusus’s?) wandering the desert when he can.
Clover and Snowman get along really well. Like, Snowman thinks Clover is strangely charismatic, but this is almost purely because the universe loves Clover.
Anything @ontdah does with his Die makes me happy. Just. Anything. Love that angsty man.
Snowman can absolutely take damage without it effecting the rest of the universe. (I despise the fact that the prominent badass female character can’t roughhouse) like, she is a universe avatar. She can just choose to be an avatar of some useless far off planet, she just likes the power trip with being able to stop any fight she’s in by just standing there. Only the Felt know this but they keep it a safely guarded secret and they still respect the rules of it. After all she likes having star freckles when she embodies everything so she actually is in that vulnerable state most of the time. It’s like, her shitty personal version of a Russian roulette, but with the lives of every single person alive. She’s a massive troll. In the most dignified way possible. Stitch thinks she’s crazy, Crowbar finds her fascinating in her selfishness.
Stitch is one of the rarer less chaotic leprechauns, and he gets along pretty well with Crowbar. For the most part he’s the dad figure of the felt despite not being the oldest, and will let any of them silently hang out with him if the fucked up ness of their life becomes too much. The official sawbones, and less official therapist of the lads. Makes sure they have everything they need to handle any mental stuff they struggle with. He helps Itchy with his adhd, works with Matchsticks (more often) and Cro (less often) on their ptsd, helps lots of them with anxiety, rationalizes through Clover’s survivors guilt, and even has chats with Snowy when she’s feeling existential. He is incredibly emotionally intelligent and likes to use that ability for good, however gruff it comes across.
Sawbuck is the nice fuck boi of the Felt and you cannot convince me otherwise. Clover may be the most charismatic over all, but Sawbuck definitely has the most game. The guy is a dream boat, an absolute hunk. Sawbuck is the sexiest man alive and everyone in the felt (no matter how reluctantly) agrees with it.
Matchsticks is a pyromaniac and is constantly curbing his own urges to just burn everything to the ground, timeline included. He’s a REALLY nice guy, but the urges get to him sometimes. (Hc from @ontdah )He has troubles staying present at times and keeps multiple fires burning around the manor for convenience and for reminiscing. Crowbar has to tell Matchsticks when meetings will be hours or even days in advance or else he might not be able to include him. The guy just, travels a lot and is hard to find. His jokes cheer everyone up, but it’s clear he’s not always happy. Stitch and Matchsticks spend the most time with each other. Stitch has personally guided Matchsticks into being more present, but it’s a constant process.
Eggs is fantastic at retelling heists in engaging ways. If anyone wants a retelling of events, they tend to go to Eggs, even if Crowbar has the better memory. It’s more entertaining that way.
Biscuits makes food for the Felt. Without him they would all immediately starve. Some felt know how to cook, but only Biscuits knows how to portion meals to feed all of them correctly. He’s also their silent nutritionist and will give you a look of disappointment if you ever come into the manor with, ugh, FROG FORBID Store. Bought. Sweets. He has standards. Most of his free time is spent in the kitchen and he is the only Felt besides Crowbar who is allowed an allowance for groceries.
Quarters is a gun freak and gives all of them names and backstories like iron dolls. If you handle a gun incorrectly in front of him he’s going to very passive aggressively judge you until you piss him off enough to drag you back into gun training. He taught most every member how to use firearms (except for Stitch, Matchsticks, and Clover) but he has made every single one of them take a firearms course, hosted by himself of course. Snowman and Quarters have long bouts of dark humor involving weapons sometimes too. They started being friends after he taught her how to use a sniper rifle.
Cans is Crowbar’s bean bag and they are bros. They cuddle lots and talk about stuff. I imagine Cans has almost an enthusiastic butler sort of relationship with Crowbar and Crowbar can do nothing to refute this. After many, many, months and years of Cans comforting Crowbar and being there for him and helping him out of risky situations, Crowbar has succumbed to trusting the man fully. Whenever Crowbar is having troubles sleeping he will simply drag himself over to Cans’s room and nap with him. They are cute.
AH! oK DONE! I have more Cro hcs of course but this has taken me ages to type and! I! Need! To go to work soon!
#Intermission Discord Server#Discord#intermission#headcanons#AAAAAAA IT CAME OUT SO LONG AND MOBILE FORMATS SO WEIRD AAAAA BUT THE INFODUMPING WAS FUN
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[grabs ur face n holds it] listen here. u Cannot live ur life being anxious &/or paranoid all the time. nor not living urself 2 the fullest. even if jus online. theres always stuff 2 b anxious over, believe me i kno im speaking as some1 whos Always worrying or feeling uneasy, but sometimes u jus.. gotta say Fuck It We Ball.
ppl dont like u? oh well bc ur 2 swag 2 epic ur power lvls 2 high. they can go fuck off n thtll leave more room 4 the ppl who Do like u. ppl will Not Like U all the time but u kno what? u can Not Like Them back too. see how they like Them apples. fuckin Up Theirs.
take ur finger. yea. the 1 in front of u. on ur hand, yea. oh, the 1 right in the middle, yea not the others, sry. put the other 1s down u dont need those unless ur gonna do a bitchslap. now keep tht middle 1 up! yea! raise it high! 🖕 middle finger tht say Fuck You! 🖕a powerful weapon indeed. say it w me now. "fuck" ("...fuck") "YOU" ("...you") "I DO. WHAT I. WANT. EAT SHIT." ("i.. do what i want..? ea- um.")
ppl think ur 2 chatty? ur brain is so huge- TOO huge king. ur words endless. they cant handle u bc theyre 2 smallminded. or annoying. ur enjoying hearing urself speak or type. n i applaud u, my liege! talk ur shit. spout ur facts. indulge in ur lil jokes n rambles. talking is an immaculate form of putting ur thoughts in a legible form. n sometimes, u can get others in on the action! ppl will Like what u hav 2 say! reply in kind! strike a convo n talk abt weird shit!! oh, what words can lead 2.
u think ur personality is 2 weird? EVERY1S weird, my guy! normies think theyre the standard but whoever said THEY were the golden children? who gav Them the fuckin right?? r u having fun? no, look at me. u havin fun? u fuckin around 4 the fun of things? then thts all tht matters!! fitting in is 4 fucking squares. adhering 2 what others want is 4 Losers! shutting up or conforming is 4 ppl who Suck!
throw thy fucks 2 the wind!! live freely!! do as u like!! where art thou whimsy, king? hath thy buried it 2 remain "uncringe"? do thee worry abt thy image day in n out? hush thy voice 2 appease the masses? RISE RISE RISE !!!!!
#i used 2 worry abt talking 2 much bc i had followers back then. but look @ me now. 'Fuck Every1' n now im free on here jghsdn#im not a shining example tho bc i also deleted all of said followers bc i was extremely anxious n paranoid :3 but i was betta w/o em! ^w^)b#delete later
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Shotaro as your bf
Tried to keep this Gender Neutral!
Taro
my baby
he'd be so sweet
The type to slip notes into your school/work bag
Rough day? He'll braid your hair if it's long
Most likely will teach you how to whistle through your teeth-
Parents love him
fml he'd buy food when you cook-
as a joke-
style sense on point!
you slept weird? Taro will help
you hate school? Taro
ya'll stuck like glue
short sry
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Hottest D.I.L.F - Pierre Gasly
A/N cat finally published a fic after seven months, who cheered !! anyway this is my first pierre fic and i'm lowkey proud of it ??? sry there's not rly much 'dad!pierre' but maybe it could b a series?? if u know what i mean?? anyway let's get into it!!
It really was not very often that Pierre was home. With his hectic schedule, he was away for days, sometimes even weeks. It was very hard for you, especially when you first got together just over five years ago, but even harder now that you had an 18 month old daughter to think about.��
However, there was no doubting Pierre’s devotion to you and little Amélie. Any chance he got to take his girls to a race and show his baby off to his fellow drivers, he took it with both hands. Amélie had come to be a regular in the paddock, and all the drivers loved meeting and interacting with the little girl.
When Pierre was home, though, it was like everything that had happened in your lives before you met had led to this exact moment. The laughs you shared, the stories you told, the love you had for both each other and the little human you created… it was like something out of a fairytale. Many happy evenings were shared on the balcony in your home near Nice, Amélie fast asleep in her cot with you and Pierre sharing a glass of wine (for him) and a soft drink (for you, as you were still breastfeeding) only a few metres away.
One such day, during the summer F1 break, your work day had been… less than ideal. You worked at a high-end restaurant as an events co-ordinator, and your customers were infamous for being very difficult and demanding. You’d spent the first half of the day trying to persuade one client to not use one caterer (who was notorious for either poor food quality or just not turning up at all), and the other half of the day trying to persuade a colleague that a collaboration between the two of you would be highly beneficial. Much to your chagrin, neither venture had gone in your favour.
Fumbling with the keys to your home, you unlocked the door and kicked your heels off, dumping your bag on the small dresser by the front door. You made a mental note to yourself to check your files at the weekend.
The house was eerily quiet. Normally, when Pierre was home and looking after Amélie, your home would be vibrant with the giggles of a daughter laughing at her father doing some weird shit, or her bouncing away in her bouncer while he played F1 2022 (while stealing glances every few seconds to make sure she was okay).
Today, though, the halls were silent. No baby giggles, no goofy dad jokes, and definitely no sounds of pixelated Formula 1 cars.
‘Hello?’ you whispered. You made your way through the hall, before coming across the sweetest scene you had ever witnessed.
Pierre and Amélie were stretched out on the floor, on her baby mat and below her mobiles (of F1 cars, of course), both fast asleep. She was on her back, arms lazily flopped on the floor above her head, while her father was on his side; he probably fell asleep like that to make sure that she fell asleep before he did, as he hated sleeping on his side.
You whipped your phone out and took a picture of the scene in front of you, before quietly stepping forward and gently knocking Pierre’s foot with your own.
‘Oi.’ Another nudge with your foot, slightly harder than the last time. ‘Don’t make me mimic Daniel and yell your name obnoxiously loudly.’ The Frenchman finally stirred, looking around blearily to see who had dared wake him from his slumber. You did feel a bit bad, as the season was a few days away from getting underway again, but you wanted to spend some time with your husband before your daughter woke up from her sort-of-planned nap.
‘Bonjour, amour,’ he mumbled as he got up to wrap his arms around you. ‘Good day?’ You shrugged, relishing his embrace. Your head instinctively rested on his chest and you let out a contented sigh.
‘Typical rude customers, typical crusty old boss. What else is new?’ Pierre chuckled. He broke apart from the embrace slightly to cup your face with his hands.
‘Quit. I’ll support you.’ You made a face.
‘I’m grateful for the offer but you know I like being independent.’
‘Go part time at least.’ It was indeed tempting, and you had thought about reducing your hours, but that was a conversation and a decision for another day. Right now, you had a husband to catch up with and dinner to make together. You stood up on your tiptoes to give him a gentle kiss.
‘I’ll think about it. What do you want for dinner? We’ve got some lasagne leftovers, or I can do a pasta bake with something, or we could order in, or…’ Your sentence was interrupted by your daughter stirring on her floor mat, obviously recognising her mother’s voice. ‘There’s my little star, how are you, Ammy?’
As Pierre watched you pick up your baby and hold her close to your chest, his heart swelled with love for his girls. He had known since the moment he met you that you were the one for him, but there were several moments that stuck out to him in which he knew that he was going to spend the rest of your lives together, and one of those moments was six months before he proposed to you, when you had just given birth to Ammy.
‘Je t’aime, amour,’ he whispered to you. Your eyes met and you shared a sweet smile, before your attention returned to Amélie, who had started fussing.
‘Bonjour, my little petal, how are you?’ You gently lifted her out of her bouncer and into her chest. She giggled at the attention from her mother, playing with your hair with her tiny fists. ‘Ow, ow, darling, that hurts.’ Though your words could have come across as scolding, your gentle laughs as she figured out the texture and waved your hair around negated the slight pain as she pulled the strands from your scalp.
Pierre watched, completely transfixed by his two favourite girls. He’d always wanted kids, especially a daughter, but this was a million times better than what he had ever imagined.
After you had had dinner on the sofa watching a new season of Below Deck, you tucked Amélie into her cot and put her little nightlight on. You said your usual goodnights to her, as you gently kissed her soft baby hair on the top of her head. She smelled of her baby lotion, of vanilla and fresh laundry. It was one of your favourite smells.
‘Goodnight, my angel, mama and papa love you so much. Sleep tight.’ You closed the door as quietly as you could.
‘Amour, where are you?’ Pierre’s voice chimed in from your master bedroom.
‘Just coming, darling, I’m just down the hall,’ your voice softly echoed down the hall. Pierre was always the protective type, especially when you joined him in the paddock, but since you had Amélie, his protectiveness had grown tenfold. If you were just at home, though, it was probably just him being a clingy bastard (not that you really minded).
You joined him in the huge four-poster bed, snuggling into his side. It was moments like this you missed the most; just you and him, alone from the world and having some time to yourselves. You loved Amélie, of course you did, but every couple needs time just for each other.
‘Would you prefer it if I was here more?’ Pierre’s question made you sit up and look at him, bemused.
‘What do you mean, babe?’ He shrugged.
‘I’ve just… I’ve been thinking about it and maybe it’s time for me to quit F1.’ Your face must have conveyed how shocked you were at this revelation, because he ploughed on. ‘Well, Amélie’s getting older, I don’t want to miss any more than I have, and I can always do reserve driver positions for teams or be a pundit like JB. I have three driver’s championships now, I doubt I’ll be short on offers. Plus I can be the hot… hot… what do you say? About JB?’ You started giggling when you realised what he meant.
‘DILF, babe, and you’d be the hottest DILF in the paddock. But it’s not a decision you have to make right away.’ He nodded, accepting the fact that you were both tired and needed some rest. Like you said, it wasn’t a decision that needed to be made right away. All you needed to do know was bask in each other’s company, safe in the knowledge that all the two of you would ever need is each other.
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okay this is super random but i have glasses and was wondering if you could write something where spencer and reader (she/her pronouns) both have glasses. literally anything, but preferably like sub!spencer and it doesn’t have to be nsfw, it could be anything if that works!
sorry this request took so long to get too :/ also this is completed unedited lol sry but i rlly like it anyway
TW: slight allusions to smut?, kissing, slight angst
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(spencer’s POV)
“Hey, (Y/N)!” Spencer calls over his shoulder, fast fingers typing away at a document on his new MacBook. Penelope aided him in getting acquainted with the technology the other day, claiming that he needed an upgrade.
You approach Spencer’s desk from behind, leaning over the genius’s shoulder to find that he’s learned the shortcut for superscript on his laptop. His wry glasses have fallen down the bridge of his nose, and his hair has grown out into untamed waves.
“Look!” He beams, showing you all the special characters he now has access to. “I can write proper chemical equations and site footnotes now! Isn’t it just...”
His jaw goes slack when he turns to look at you, leaning on the back of his desk chair with the most perfect pair of glasses perched on your nose. You raise your eyebrows in confusion, pushing the glasses back up when they slip down. Spencer’s in awe; you look so stunning, it’s a shame that you’ve never worn them before.
“W-when did you...” he gestures to his face awkwardly.
Your eyes light up, “Ohh, my glasses.” You remove them, inspecting the lenses before wiping them with the fabric of your shirt. “I ran out of contacts and my prescription expired last month. I have to get another eye exam before I can order more, so I’m stuck with these for a while.”
A while... Spencer hopes he doesn’t look as love-struck as he feels. Who would’ve guessed he had a thing for glasses. Well, maybe he just has a thing for you.
“Do they make me look weird or something?” You inquire, uneasy under the weight of Spencer’s stare (or rather, ogling).
“No!” He blurts out, blushing at his urgency. “I-I mean, you look g-great.”
You chuckle, absentmindedly smoothing the fabric of his cardigan down onto his shoulder. Spencer wonders if you know the affect you have on him— how one little touch makes his heart race and his palms sweat. The addition of your glasses sure isn’t helping his situation. Is it possible for someone to look sinful and adorable all at once?
“I’m glad you think I look good.” You confess. “I don’t think I could handle it if you thought I was ugly.”
Now it’s Spencer’s turn to be puzzled. “I don’t follow...”
You sigh, “You seriously have no idea?”
“No idea about what?”
You groan as if Spencer’s somehow inconvenienced you. “I have a crush on you, Spencer, and I’ve been more than obvious about it!”
“Y-you have a crush on me?” His voice raises in pitch due to his disbelief. You, (Y/N), the most string, brilliant, and gorgeous woman he’s ever met, have a crush on little ol’ Spencer Reid?
You toss your hands up in the air, “Yes, I do. I flirt with you constantly, I spend all my free time with you, and literally everyone else on the team knows except you!”
“This isn’t a joke,right?” A part of his mind is warning him that this is too good to be true, that there’s no way the stars aligned. “Because if this a joke I don’t think I’ll be able to recover, (Y/N).”
“This is not some cruel joke, Spencer.” You mutter, inching your face closer to his. “I like you, so, so much.”
It’s so hard for him to focus when your lips are inches away from his. Your eyes flick between his lips and his eyes, their beautiful hazel color unobstructed by his frames.
“Kiss me.” You whispers, hands wrapping around the back of his neck.
He obliges, unfazed by the fact that you’re kissing him in the middle of the bullpen, the rest of your colleagues soon to arrive. The feeling of your soft, plump lips gliding across his, tongues lacing together perfectly, it’s all he could’ve hoped for and then some. Your glasses clink together adorably, forcing you to pull away momentarily.
“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.” You proclaim, adjusting the glasses on Spencer face.
“W-whenever you want to kiss me—if you ever want to kiss me—j-just do it.” Spencer stammers, at a loss for eloquent words.
“Whenever I want?”
He smiles and nods, “Whenever.”
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