#weigh ins

[keenflowercupcake]

When Should You Weigh Yourself?

There are so many ways I could answer this question.  Continue reading Untitled

[chubbychiquita]

i wish i wouldn't have to keep justifying myself as a feedee bc i haven't made significant gains in the past few years 😥 it's not a huge deal bc obviously i know who i am and what i like but man i wish that doubling my size and staying 300+lbs through severe chronic digestive issues earned me a little more grace

[a-cat-in-toffee]

the giggler. post belltech smokescreen

[qprpbj]

somehow so far this fic has turned into paul’s granddaughter who works at the diner his son owns seating darry and somehow clocks that heeee is paul’s situationship and gets them to talk. like a wingwoman for the ancient. absolutely nobody will be sat and yet i love this fic so much already

[meteorologears]

24 for the catch-22 ask game because i want to jump in on this fake discourse that you're about to make up for this nonexistent fandom LMAOOO

Anything for you Liv, and thanks for the ask! This is gonna be fun. Okay so lets go, here's 24: "topic that brings up the most rancid discourse" and i need to emphasize because this is all made up, here are the main bins I'd imagine this would draw from. I'm also putting this under a readmore for those who don't want to see fabricated drama for a nonexistent fandom

shipping wars. obviously yossarian is shippable with almost everyone in the book (heller self insert x heller oc. many such cases) but I can only imagine the biggest war would be over Yossarian x chaplain (the obvious ship that you get from the get-go) and probably something like Yossarian x milo (could make a good case for this). (Actually... upon checking the ao3 statistics, one cannot help but notice: there are an equal number of Yossarian x orr and chaplain x yossarian fics (four of the yoss/orr ones are mislabled)). So it would probably be these two camps against each other. Milo shippers wouldn't fight people (on second thought) because "everyone gets a share"

I remember it was going for a while on c22tumblr a while back (as a joke; with the 'hypothetical fandom') but evidently label discourse. I feel like this would be so intertwined with the ship wars though that it's almost not worth its own bullet point. Here's how I see it going down: "poly yossarian" people would not have issues with anyone else, although people would take issue with the premise of yossarian being poly because it would interfere with them believing he's monogomous (again, all things which do not matter in the grand scheme of life). and of course it'd devolve from there (think: 2016 tumblr).

actually this isn't discourse this is just something i realized but there would be incessent character woobification in a very very bad way (i guess depending upon the ages of the people involved in the hypothetical fandom) but key people to get the treatment would be the chaplain (nice guy), milo (tumblr sexyman c. 1960), and possibly clevinger (optimist syndrome). probably a few others, too. i was just thinking of this the other day and it made me grit my teeth, though i don't think it would spawn actual fandom discourse. oh also major major would get woobified

proship discourse but it's not real problems, it's stuff like "[woobified] Nately is too innocent to consent and his girlfriend doesn't love him and is just using him!" (thus vilifying her. someone would do this and there would be backlash). cathkorn would get the proship label because of it being toxic in the manipulative sense. they'd make luciana a lesbian to get her out of yoss mlm situations. all of these are smaller blips that i imagine would spawn horrific discourse in the fake fandom because someone would get upset about it and then other people would argue against it pretty vehemently

[the8thsphynx]

Idia Shroud looks like Yuri if he became a weeb instead of a judge tbh

Alright I had to dig through very specific screenshots to line up together to help make an argument for you, because I’m nice.

Is Anon Reaching or Preaching??

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

why is the closest adjective to moose "cervine," like come ON, isn't there one that means ONLY MOOSE-INE????

[hold-him-down]

Yall what’s the consensus on the mini/five sentence fics?

[pettyprocrastination]

ya'll what should i wear for the pride deadlift event

[newlyy]

scream at chantal saying shes going to do a 40 day water fast and abandoning it in under 24 hours

[mmahypewatch]

[jieas]

togame teaching u how to wrestle...

[fatcanadiangirl]

Doing the weight loss thing again so that's cool

I'm really liking the advice from the Dr Mike (RP) youtube channel. Bodybuilders probably know a thing or two about body composition change

[kimmie-nimmie]

I think I’m going to be forced into recovery until I’m an adult :/

this is legit like the seven or eighth time my dad has brought up not only how much I’ve lost, but also how quickly I lost it

like, he said “how did you even do it so fast”

Wish I could tell you, but uh, you’d be upset

[queeniethevampire]

"Technically I've eaten people. My standards are low."

[demonbruises]

finding out u can gain up to 7 pounds just from inflammation on your period really yucked my yum from last week