#weeding robot

[lunaliart]

rouge would love to take credit but she knows who really called it first

[knittinglizards]

idk why i assumed this was from one of the new episodes. nope. one about beck from 2001

[porkyratt]

This is your sign to draw your not mainstream favs together

I think they kinda would get along just saying

I know half of the RvB fandom is into Transformers for some reason. If you have a tf fav and draw it with your RvB fav I'd love to see it plsplsplsplspls

I need my hyperfixations interacting LOLLLL

[anghelcode]

"Transformers Animated is peak you should watch it"

Transformers Animated:

edit: oh shit i didnt think this would blow up 😭 seeing many people like this makes me giggle but also i feel a bit shy about this AYGOYDOUYD96ROGYD you guys surprise me a lot

edit 2: 300+ notes where did u come from...

[jerrsterrr]

my DCA @mainmoenmomentmaybe stickers arrived too but its at the post office

[fez-pwned]

OH RIGHT forgot to post this here lol.....

[meren-mindgames]

Okay but how fun would it be to tell a cute little Puppy that you have “low dose edibles so she should provably take 2 to really feel them….” and you’ve replaced them in the same package with mega doses. I take 2 550 mg edibles as my routine currently. Get them trapped into the high that’s coming for them, watch them try to shake off the big feelings coming, wondering why they feel so much more hazy than they anticipate….. “it was only 2 50mgs, it should be fine…….” they think. Not knowing they have taken well over 1000mg.

“What? You thought you were taking a comfortable dose? You did!…..My comfortable dose.” You’ll have a living doll. A toy to play with, and use for anything you wish. Helpless, trapped not only by the intoxication flooding her mind, but by how deeply you are in her head. Whispering hypno trigger after trigger to her. No chance she’ll remember what you do to her.

Grow to my dose~

[racc0jello]

hi gay! happy pride month!

[brawnsleloenigmadoublesonic]

I was sad at first because weed is an organic substance and so wouldn't affect bots but then I remembered Blackarachnia's poison did affect the bots and it's organic. I think we should all hotbox inside Ratchet's alt mode and see what happens.

Oh FUCK yeah! That's one way to get that old mech to start liking these humans. Pavlov and all that shit.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

This unit is intoxicated and needy. Please run your warm, biological fingers along my sensors, let me feel your warmth and indulge in your touch.

[centipedve]

war thunder player versus the indomitable edgar spirit

we've loved them as a ship recently specifically because wopr fucking DRY NERD and edgar loves HOT BITCHES and COCAINE and they're also both MINI FUCKS

oooh edgar our beloved. burger our beloved. beloved

safe to say in the stuff we're currently working on writing they are the duo of all time in a strange buglike sort of fashion. everyone else can do angst and shit, wopr tries to explain the league of legends meta to edgar in the background

we've drawn like a hundred different images of them but we didn't like how any of them turned out lmao, so this is what we ended up with

as is typical, designs from @hyacinth43

also extraneous bullshit we don't feel like throwing away vv

[kitios]

Robotgirl who hits a USB drive like a vape to get high

(It's me I'm the robotgirl)

[stonedcoldx]

Ok idk if this is real..I mean he does create robots and shit soo 🤔😆

[jamaicanrockstarprincess]

I am no stranger to manifesting! I have manifested amazing things.

But for 2025, I decided that I want it to be fun, fulfilling and easy. Not worrying about time cause time isn’t even real anyway.

I have just been listening to random subliminal videos I like and affirming simple stuff like, “I have a million dollars right now. Everything in my life is always perfect.”

And I already manifested a huge Taco Bell order and this high tech ahh weed vape I have never seen before, all paid for by my ex gf who still loves me dearly (benefits of high self concept lol).

That all came like ten minutes after I made a firm decision to manifest in this fun and easy way only. Locked in, and started robotic affirming through typing those two exact affirmations while listening to my fine tuned subliminal playlist. 🪄

Specially now that I learned to not care about “3D,” or even hate it, it’s my bestie now. All my desires chase me now, no matter what I do or don’t do.

I always do tings for MY OWN SOUL now.

Going to hit this crazy vape, get zoomed, & lock in. Affirming while listening to my playlist all night since I slept during the day.

Oh! And all my socials have been ramping up, so much interactions and follows!! 🫶🏾

Here is some proof;

[the-lark-ascending69]

android!Robin has several technical problems, the most important ones having to do with her memory card, battery and motor skills.

Androids are supposed to have perfect photographic memory, but Robin's memory is poor even by human standards. She tends to forget where she left her keys, what she was going to do when walking into a room, etc. She forgets her schedule all the time, as well as Nancy's, and can't remember a recipe to save her life. Dustin and Suzie say it's a problem with the connections needed to access her memory card, rather than with the memory card itself. It's fixeable, but extremely difficult and expensive. Robin wants to get this fixed and she's working hard to pay for it - she doesn't want to be an inconvenience. Nancy will support her decision, but she really isn't bothered by Robin's poor memory. She just hopes she's doing it for herself and not to make herself "easier to handle" for other people (she's been told that's what her worth was based on her entire life).

She's only had one memory card her entire life (as far as she knows). Nancy's greatest fear is Robin hitting her head and it breaking. One could potentially take out the memory card and delete it or install a new one - that is Robin's greatest fear.

At one point, her connections get so bad there will be days in which she can't remember Nancy at all, or what her own name is. She'll act almost like a normal android those days - following orders, not speaking unless necessary, not expressing emotion unless instructed to, etc, though her poor motor skills, battery problems and bad memory will make it difficult. It freaks Nancy out every time, and she always tries to get her to snap out of it as if she were human, before accepting that love can't solve this problem, and calling Dustin and Suzie to fix it. She'll pay any price if it means having her Robin back.

Robin lets herself be turned off without complaint, without even the terrified shudder Nancy used to feel when she forcibly did it during their first weeks together. Robin's docile obedience as she let Nancy do this to her, and the way her body went limp in Nancy's arms, never failed to bring Nancy to tears.

It would take days for Dustin and Suzie to fix some of Robin's problems. This one took between one and two weeks. Longest it ever got was 16 days. During that time, Robin would lay lifeless on their workshop's table, her battery sitting somewhere else to prevent her from turning on automatically. Dustin insisted that he and his lady (as he called Suzie) worked best when their kingdom (their workshop) was untouched by foreign hands, so Nancy wasn't always welcome to visit Robin in that state. Nancy was relentless, though, and she usually managed to convince him to let her in for a few minutes. He thinks it's pointless - it's not like Robin can feel her there. She can't even dream. It doesn't change anything. In fact, he worries Nancy will be more disturbed than comforted, because Robin's entire skull, neck and spine will be exposed - only it's not bones and flesh inside, but metal and plastic circuits, plates, chips, wires and pistons. He's careful to at least put her face back in place when Nancy visits. He expects her to be taken aback by the sight, but instead, Nancy's eyes are full of so much worry and care and adoration as she observes Robin's lifeless body. She doesn't dare touch her - she doesn't want to hurt her. But she misses her so deeply.

When it's all finished, Nancy takes her back home with the utmost care and tucks her into bed. She waits by her side until she turns back on, and softly talks to her, asks her how she's feeling, brings her some water and asks her questions, to see if she's back to normal. Because it's all recorded in her memory card, Robin can remember everything - can remember the time she spent not knowing who she is, thought she can't remember if she was self-aware during those episodes. Whenever she wakes up, she's just happy to see Nancy, and wants hugs and cuddles from her, but she begins to cry out of fear as she tries to remember the details of not being. Nancy holds her every time, asks her if she wants to watch cartoons or if she wants her to read a book for her, to keep her from spiraling. She hates seeing Robin look so small and scared, but she also knows she's not scared of anything Nancy can protect her from. The horrors haunting her come from her own mind and her own nature.

(Dustin and Suzie make a copy of Robin's memory card and give it to her, just in case).

Dustin and Suzie take care of any fixes Robin needs. They're much nicer than any other technician at the previous repair shops she's been to. The most usual fixes have to do with weakness and stiffness in her knees and hips, especially on her right leg (it got broken pretty badly during a beating by her last owner - Billy Hargrove. He wanted to make her unable to walk. The person his father sold her to next did a poor job fixing her). These fixes are usually quite simple and take very little time. She will refuse to see them, though, until she reaches her breaking point when she struggles to stand up, or when she suddenly falls to the ground. It always worries Nancy to death - she's terrified of Robin hitting herself and suffering even more damage. It always takes some convincing for Nancy to get her in her car and on their way to Dustin's workshop. Sometimes, the fix will be so simple they don't even need to turn her off. Nancy holds her hand during these.

The third big problem is her battery. Thankfully, her battery is detachable and easily replaceable. They only had a mayor issue with it once, and they had to order a new one. Robin's model is rare enough that it took over a week to get there. During that time, they installed solar pannels in the balcony and Robin had to be connected to them with long, thick cables that stretched all around the apartment. It was more amusing than anything else, having to step around the cables and make sure none of them got accidentally disconnected. Cloudy days made her pretty much useless and had her lying in bed watching cartoons all day. She was completely turned off after sunset and she was up by sunrise. Needless to say, she couldn't leave the apartment for the week and had to call in sick to work.

Good thing was, though, that the new battery worked much better than the previous one. It lasted much longer. Nancy had only seen her this excited a few other times. The way she kicked her bedroom door down with a wide smile on her face as she yelled at her to come to the kitchen just made Nancy smile with adoration. Robin showed her the box in her hands - she was shaking with excitement - and asked Nancy to help her install it. She turned herself off and Nancy did the rest - disconnected cables, take out old battery, install new one. When she turned Robin back on, she was more full of life and energy than she'd ever seen her be. Free from her cables, she immediately grabbed Nancy's hands and dragged her outside - the sun was shining and she wanted to run around in the park, to roll on the grass and count the cloud and photosynthesize with a good book in her hand. To Nancy, she looked like a puppy, or a happy little bird just released from its cage. She could never say no to her, they would spend the entire day outside if Robin wanted to.

[sharplette]

fandroid smoking weed...

Uhhhh maybe smoking with one of those weed gas mask bong thingy..

HERE YOU GOOOO