#weed killers

[stone-cold-groove]

1970s era Ortho Weed-Be-Gon product label.

[3idiotsandarainbow]

Day 26: Relaxation

Killer I don't think he's listening to you. killer. killer can you hear me. KILLER!!!

- irra

[xullian]

Its finally DONE!!

(Click for better quality PLEASE)

Ok so first excuse the bad anatomy and overall artstyle these are all (except for the passive night one) from somwhere 1-2 years old. Most of them come from incorrect-undertale-quotes on instagram or someone else from somewhere else, some of them i was just being funny and awsome as always. Inks design will be next! ..maybe. Ink or error idk yet

Anyway i really need everyone to look at error. Hes so silly. Close ups and transcript under cut.

Ink: Z is just N but sideways.

Error: Stop it.

Ink: Zo.

Ink: I wanna change the world!

Dream: For the better?

Ink: uhhh-

Ink: Im a Creative person!

Nightmare: And what have you created?

Ink: Problems.

Passive Nightmare: I didnt do it!

Dream, crying: Then why are you laughing.?

Passive Nightmare: Cause whoever did is a fuckin genius.

Error: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Fresh: No offence brah-

Fresh: But that aint a lot of inches

Paperjam, Error: Thats disgusting.

Paperjam, Error: ...

Error: JINX-

Paperjam: Dont do that.

"Gotta film in a hour, we fucked up 🍃😭😝🥳💯"

Dust <- brought weed

Ink <- rolled blunts

Killer <- smoked everything

Cross <- hit it wrong

Ink belongs to comyet

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

Fresh belongs to loverofpiggies

Paperjam belongs to 7goodangel

Dream belongs to jokublog

Nightmare belongs to jokublog

Cross belongs to jakie

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

[literalnobody]

Girlies can have a little Book Howl, as a treat... :3

[Sophie here]

[funtime29nm]

This was funnier in my head

[ask-nightmares-castle]

Would… would the sillies smoke weed with me

(Only 2 of them would smoke specifically.. but the others are involved too.)

(Bear gets it from saejun, then proceeds to make edibles in every way shape or form)

(Nobody is talking because they r zooted)

(Night is having an experience.)

[sage-green-matcha]

SMOKE SLOW - ETHAN LANDRY 🚬

“So take your time while you’re mine and smoke slow” - Joshua Bassett

Content includes: marijuana/smoking that’s it idk 😭 also this is a Drabble? Mini story..? Enjoy!

<3

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Ethan was shocked when he saw what you pulled out of your pocket at Chad's party. But at the same time, it wasn't unexpected, especially from you.

He watched as you rolled up the herb into the paper, licking it and rolling it closed. You lit the end, placing it onto your lips, taking a deep breath in, the burning plant entering your lungs. You blew out a cloud of smoke, handing the blunt to Anika.

He watched as it was passed around, Tara bumping his shoulder. "I...I'm not sure how to smoke it?" "I'm not surprised" Anika laughed. "Don't judge him, it's okay I'll teach you. Just take it to your lips" he did as you told him, the blunt in between his two fingers.

"Good, now suck it like.." you laughed, not knowing how to explain it. "Yea, inhale it into your lungs" he inhaled, his eyebrows furrowed with an uncomfortable expression on his face. "Okay hold it! Hold it" You waited a couple of seconds before instructing him to exhale. He let out a couple coughs, his eyes watered with tears. "Don't worry, that was good you'll get it" he smiled up at you.

The blunt was passed around a couple more times, Ethan with it in hand once again. "Okay try it again, you can do it" he felt some type of way when you praised him, shaking it off as he inhaled. This time he did do it right, smoke escaping from his lips. "See? I told you you'd get it"

The blunt was almost gone, and so was everyone in the circle. "Who wants to shotgun?" You asked, Anika, rolling her eyes. "I have a girlfriend" "What's that?" Ethan asked, eyes a light red color. "I'll show you, come here" you patted the spot next to you.

"Okay, soo...I'm gonna exhale it, and you have to inhale it from my mouth, then we kiss? Yea?" Kiss? He thought, kiss you? He nodded anyways. His face was flushed pink, heart beating faster as you inhaled.

You took his face into your hands, holding his jaw so he would look at you. He opened his mouth slightly, inhaling the air that you were letting out. It looked like he was sucking out your soul, the smoke transferring from one mouth to the other.

He exhaled, the smoke trailing from his lips. "Now kiss!" Tara laughed, clapping with a smile. You leaned into him, closed eyes as you placed a kiss on his lips. You deepened it, the taste of smoke light lingering in your mouths.

"Not bad, Landry" You pulled away, the sound of the kiss still lingering in his brain. His mind felt fuzzy, his body relaxed as you leaned against his shoulder. "Hey! Anika...are you high?" Mindy's hands were on her hips, an annoyed expression on her face. "Yea! You should've joined us" she giggled, looking up at her girlfriend.

"Okay, we're going home. But I'll see you stoners later" she smiled, Tara waving as you let out a small goodbye, Anika following behind her. You turned your head slowly at Tara, her phone ringing in her lap. "It's fucking Sam" she grumbled, leaving to take the call somewhere else.

"So, how's the first high?" You asked, a small laugh coming from your lips. "I feel weird" Ethan mumbled, eyes almost shut. You scooted down against him, hugging his side, his arm wrapped around your shoulder. "You're warm" you mumbled against his chest, eyes barely opened.

"That was weird, ew sorry" you laughed into his chest. You took the blunt back to your lips, inhaling harshly before blowing the smoke up, the cloud hitting his face. You felt Ethan adjusting himself, placing a kiss on your head before stealing the blunt from your fingers. "Hey..."

"Sharing is caring Y/n/n"

[didderd]

just two handsome skelemans in skirts :3

Snaps belongs to me Baggs belongs to @megalommi

[jenwaynecleaver]

[nadiajustbe]

My favourite Howl moments is the ones where he decides that he DOESN'T NEED THIS STUPID WIZARDY STUFF like he's WELSH and PLAYS RUGBY that's what it is‼️‼️‼️

Him literally running to WoTW instead of using any of his spells. Him randomly reminding Sophie that he was playing for his university like he knows what to hell it's even means. Him using half of the cosmetics from our world because it basically better. Him refusing tolearn how to write with a qull and just bringing ballpoint pens with him for God's sake. Him acting like his fights with WoTW is in general some kind of hand-to-hand combat. Him acting like Sophie and Michael should absolutely love the car ride cause pfff what's unusual there I've been doing this for my whole life. Him referencing to Shakespeare, John Dohn, Sleeping Beauty AND Alice in the Wonderland either expecting or not expecting everyone around him to understand the joke. Him just randomly reminding that he's Welsh and then starting being upset about his music talent. All of this as it's the most natural wizard-like thing in the world imaginable.

Love him.

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Angel: ….. Bullshit. ya fuckin with me.

Husk: ….No baby I’m telling the truth…

Angel: He’s high? As in high-high? Like Drugs? Him???

Husk: The man’s got it worse than you... Why would I lie to you about this?

Angel: I dunno because you think I’m a idiot? He can’t be, he’s Him! he looks completely sober to me and I know drugs… How come I’ve never seen him come down from a high before?

Husk: BECAUSE HE ALWAYS FUCKIN HIGH!!!

*angel and husk stare at alastor from across the parlour*

Alastor: *has been staring at the same spot on the wall grinning for the past 20 minutes* 🙂….

Angel: …… Oh my fuckin god he’s high.

Husk: Told you.

[7roaches]

silly art & a redraw of a thing from april 2021 :3

og below ↓

[mudwerks]

Don't Smoke My Weed Flag

[cowsuponcows]

Hey tumblr I heard you like insane women (gender neutral)

[gotham-response]

[ask-nightmares-castle]

Does Cat nip work on Killer?

-Gothic Ribbon Anon

(I'm using the same anon tag as I do with @/abhainnwhump)

Night: Hrnk- No- but-gah.. weed does. And it tends to-by stars killer get off of me-GH. Have the same effects-

[..Night is visibly struggling to get an absolutely stoned Killer to stop forcing all of his weight on her. The sound of loud purring almost completely overpowers Night’s own voice…]