#wednesday: absolutely not

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie was having a weird issue that freaked me out, so I took him in, and they said he could be in early stage heart failure. he’s going to stay while they do an echocardiogram, and then they’ll let me know.

[hmslusitania]

How to provide appropriate enrichment for your super powered alien son: an instructional by Martha and Jonathan Kent

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Wonder Woman #1 - "The Last Amazon" (2024)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Hayden Sherman & Jordie Bellaire

[kryptonbabe]

This first issue had many high points, but baby Diana bonding with demons in hell... I was not ready for Absolute Cuteness

From Absolute Wonder Woman #1 (2024) by Kelly Thompson & Hayden Sherman

[gffa]

Dick Grayson's refusal to just wantonly kill someone, even when it puts their lives at risk, because Jon is a victim in this, THAT IS WHO HE IS AT HIS CORE, that mix of being a stubborn asshole who WILL NOT MOVE no matter how strong his opponent is because his faith in his beliefs and his willingness to go the extra mile for someone who is a victim, that's who he is to his core. Dick Grayson will look Barda right in the face and go, "No, this discussion is closed." and every single person in that conversation knows he's dead fucking serious. NEVER PLAY CHICKEN WITH NIGHTWING, HE WILL RAM HIS FACE INTO YOURS BEFORE HE MOVES AND YOU'LL KNOW IT.

[milolunde]

Happy Wholesome Sonic and Tails Wednesday losers I can’t get past Chemical Plant Act 2

[dailydccomics]

Wonder Woman by Mark Waid and Dan Mora Absolute Power (2024) #2

[thatpersonwhosaidtheywouldnt]

I think this sequence is the best one in the whole book. It was this that proved concept to me. No matter where she is, who she is being raised by, Diana inherently is compassionate. Inherently cares for life and does what she can to preserve it.

[bobbinalong]

another emotional clark&jon hug to add to my pile but at what cost

[kara-zor-els]

Absolute Universe Bruce having grown up on Crime Alley + having his first major villain be Black Mask + being far more violent... Close enough, welcome back Jason Todd

[f4nd0mlife]

Absolute Batman (2024) #1

[gunsatthaphan]

"do you agree? - yes."

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Batman #4 - "The Zoo" (2025)

written by Scott Snyder & Nick Dragotta art by Gabriel Hernandez Walta & Frank Martin

[kryptonbabe]

A boy, his dog and their doomed planet

From Absolute Superman #2 (2024)

[jennassamoanwife]

Thing walking up to Wednesday with pink coloured nails Wednesday: Thing, what on earth is on your nails, it's hurting my eyes. Thing taps his fingers dramatically on the table, as if to say: I think I look fabulous, thank you very much Wednesday: You look like you were mauled by a deranged unicorn and left for a pile of glitter. It's hideous, Thing. Get rid of it immediately Thing taps his nails indignantly, saying that Enid was responsible for the "hideous pile of glitter" Wednesday: A few minutes later.. Enid: I still can't believe you asked me to- Wednesday: If you mention this to anyone, you’ll be the next victim of my dissection experiments. Enid didn't argue and continued to paint Wednesday's nails with black nail polish while Thing was in the corner looking in the mirror, admiring his little makeover.

Thing: 💅😘💋