#wednesday (netflix)

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: So how is Enid handling the TikTok ban?

Wednesday: Fine, as I found her an adequate replacement.

Bianca: Yeah? Is it RedNote? Instagram Reels? YouTube Shorts?

Wednesday: *shakes her head* Cursed family heirloom.

Bianca: *squints* Cursed?

Wednesday: It is an enchanted mirror fashioned from a shard of oneiric glass and polished by Nyx herself.

Wednesday: Upon gazing into it, the possessor is made witness to an endless deluge of humiliating and often degrading nightmares, each freshly experienced by dreamers across the world.

Wednesday: In exchange, the artifact sups upon the accursed’s willpower and energy, potentially trapping them in a state indiscernible from the deepest hypnosis—

Wednesday: —and often requiring physical intervention from another to free them from that ignoble fate.

Bianca:

Bianca:

Bianca: So just like TikTok.

Wednesday: *nods* Just like TikTok. Now hand me that crowbar— I have a girlfriend to liberate.

[mothsaresc4ry]

Enid, after getting her test back: ARE YOU-

Wednesday: Fucking

Enid: KIDDING ME??

Yoko: okay... why- you know what, I won't even ask.

Wednesday: Oh. Enid is legally not allowed to say 'fuck', so I've simply volunteered for her.

Yoko: I-.... I think you just like to say the word 'fuck'.. especially when it has ANYTHING to do with our beautiful wolf over there 🥸

Wednesday:

Wednesday: that doesn't make my job less important.

[spungeez]

Enid: Sorry, willa, but if this is gonna work, you're just gonna have to get used to sharing the bed with my squishmallow collection.

Wednesday: Don't you think it's time you grew out of your need to sleep with these colorful animal replicas?

Enid, without thinking: Don't you think it's time you grew out of a height that starts with the number four

Wednesday:

Enid:

_____

Enid: So that's why I need to spend the night here.

Yoko:

Yoko: I'm not sharing the bed with all 167 of your squishmallows either.

Enid: son of a-

[brenshor]

Enid: I'm never doing anything blindly with you again, I learned that waking up at the Mexican border. Twice.

Wednesday: Don't be such a baby, so you had to get a rabies shot, big deal.

[lisaslosingstreak]

Bianca and Wednesday are waiting for their dates at the next R’aven, hoping that it won’t be interrupted by blood raining from the ceiling this time.

Bianca: Hey Addams you ok? You seem to be paralysed.

Wednesday: ‘……..’

Bianca: ‘Seriously Addams do I need to get the nurse?”

Wednesday weakly points to the stairs which lead down onto the dancefloor, muttering some Spanish curses under her breath. Bianca looks over as well.

Bianca: “Holy Fuck I think I’m suddenly bisexual.”

[neonriver1]

[thedemoninme141]

Wednesday: Hey Y/n! Did I ever tell you that you cook well? Y/n: Awww ♥! No Wends. Wednesday: So why do you keep cooking? Y/n: .......

Also you guys will receive Her Heartbeat's final chapter in the next 2 days! What do you guys think? Angsts or No Angst?

[userhaiz]

Emma Myers as Enid Sinclair Wednesday || 1x03: Friend or Woe

[ice-and-fires-blog]

[rachelsfav-queer]

I’m choosing to cope with life right now with thoughts of protective Enid Sinclair wolfing out and standing over her wife and their baby girls.

Like,,,, imagine it,,, pls,,,,,,,

Just Enid being super protective of her girls, especially with Wednesday still relatively weak due to recently giving birth to the pups like ughhh she doesn’t let anyone get too close that she doesn’t trust. Wednesday’s family and some of their friends are the only people Enid is okay with for a while, especially with Wednesday’s anxiety over anyone holding the babies, Enid absolutely does not want anything or anyone to cause the mother of her children any extra stress.

Idk I just love the idea of both Enid and Wednesday being total messes after their pups are born and especially if their friends plus the Addamses are beyond supportive of them and do everything they can to help them without crossing their boundaries while the pups are still small and the new moms are overwhelmed by their hormones being all out of whack.

It’s… yummy 😋

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. Yoko runs into Wednesday after having spent the day hanging with Enid.

Yoko: Hey, Addams, you gotta see this Polaroid I took of Enid.

Yoko: *hands over said photo* She looks absolutely adorkable in it.

Wednesday: *studies the photo* How… unremarkable.

Yoko: Well, in that case, I’ll just take it back. *reaches for the photo*

Wednesday: *steps away* Over your dead body.

Yoko: 😐

Yoko: I think you mean over my dead body.

Wednesday: Precisely. Over your dead body.

Yoko: My.

Wednesday: Your.

Yoko: 🤨

Yoko: *looks Wednesday up and down*

Yoko: Silly question, but just how many stakes are you currently hiding in that ridiculously oversized coat of yours?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Yes.

Yoko: 😐

Yoko:

[theorizingtheo]

The Fallen Raven

Boom I come back, drop a painting, and be seein u guys next year 🫡

[phantompain070]

Some wenclair au sketches

I wish volleyball was real 😞

[hislittleraincloud]

This is why she doesn't give us anything. Her fans are scary

I don't have 39,000 of anyonesinglefuckingthing except hair