#webbedruler

[voyagerofthesun]

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Send in 🍭 + a flavor to shove a Lollipop into my muse’s mouth!

“Mystery flavor, huh?”

“Is it blueberry? No, wait, it’s too sweet for that... Strawberry?”

[jiishv]

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[Promo Shenanigans; Accepting] ~ @webbedruler

She the queen~

[djinnkingsinbxd]

“what about all of this is funny?” ((shyly waves))

[Seven word sentence starter - Accepting]

He was still catching his breath from laughing. “No! It’s just your face when you pout like that, it’s a cute side of you.” Sinbad spoke between chuckles. “Just look at the positive. I’ve got this all under control. In the mean time you can keep showing me adorable faces like that.”

[hylianmerchant]

HIs eyes must be playing tricks on him.... That was in no way possible for what he was seeing. Sure he'd seen a lot of stuff in his time, but this... This took the cake for him. He knew who he was looking at a merchant but the merchant himself was a different story completely. He squinted his eyes and rubbed them a few times hoping maybe his vision was wrong. N-Nope... That was... He made his way over and looked over the man still confused before signing, "Who are you?" ((amutehero))

He blinked “Just a travelling merchant.” Chuckling “Why, are you interested in what I have to sell?” He asked looking down to look him in the eyes.

[kurosis]

i really need to stop saying fuck the police because this time they really came

so lemme set up the scene for ya’ll. i was on discord last night, right? ingesting an entire bottle of wine because of who i am as a person. went to bed at fuck all in the morning because i didn’t work till 2pm. i wake up out of a dead sleep at around 10am? ish? to a lot of voices in our living room. like a shit load, like whose having a fuckin pow wow at 10am on a fuckin thursday kinda commotion. ( for reference, myself and my immediate friend / roommate are in the master bedroom. it’s an enclosed space, with it’s own walk in closet and bathroom. we can hermit ourselves away from the rest of the house by closing the door. important detail here ).

so i’m laying there waking my gay ass up slowly like, i don’t gotta be anywhere till fucking noon-thirty who the fuck ruining my procrastination? and then the very distinct sound of police walkies puts my brain into maximum fuck-no like? ya’ll? i fucking lived in LA for a chunk of my life and still visit there frequently. if there’s one noise i can pick out of crowd, it’s gunshots and police radios. the shit is VERY specific of a sound.

so now i’m like goddamn the cops up in our pad? who the fuck let them in? do they have a warrant? weeds legal why is this happening, is someone a crack head in here that i don’t know about? mental dialogue is going at full on lit at the same time as i’m texting my roommate whose on the other side of our apartment in her room ( i know she’s in there with the door closed. she’s a very delicate person with a lot of ptsd. i’m sure she’s gone straight up non-verbal at this point and just nope’d out of whatever’s going on ).  while i’m waiting for her to reply, i get snippets of conversation through the walls. shit like “ can you account for where you were last night? “, “ did anyone see you? can you confirm this? “ and i’m like oh goddamn this an interrogation. the goddamn fuzz is interrogating my roommates?! why?!?!

other roommate gets back to me with a big long garbled text of shit, and TL;DR our neighbor across from us has been MIA for a solid week. fuckin just vanished off the grid aint nobody seen her or heard from her. ( it’s entirely possible she’s been missing for longer. i mean we live in an apartment building. we keep to ourselves and don’t really fuck with each other, so it’s possible she’s been missing for like hella longer than just a week. )

so being the sweaty black gay disaster i am, i’m layin there like nah. i gotta go to work. how am i gonna go to work? shit i should call my manager and tell her what’s up. maybe i can just go back to sleep and be dead throughout this whole ordeal? peace out into the bathroom all quiet like. call up my manager and try to lowkey ask how late i can come into work without it being a problem. she lists off a lot of things that would essentially be a problem with that and i’m like “fuck alright. i basically need to put my biscuits in the oven and hope they don’t burn.”

hang up with my manager then head back to bed and lay down in preparation for pretending to be asleep and confused. text nervous roommate back like “yo, i don’t have time to be interrogated, i gotta work and shit and if this turns into a murder case i’m legit not about this as shitty as this sounds like i’m too dark and we live in trump’s america i’m gonna get lit the fuck up” she’s basically like “lol got u”  just as we agreed that i don’t exist in the other room, i hear the cop ask “ is there anyone else in the apartment? “ and scared roomies boyfriend is like “ oh yeah, just our roommate in the other room! “

sittin here like ya’ll for real. ya’ll for real karma, why you like this?  i’m just layin’ there like alright god, just let them come in here and be quick about it, my alibi’s gonna be “sorry officers i was drunk for an entire week” which aint even a damn lie let’s be real. waitin’ on shit to hit the fan and splatter all over my face, but after like five minutes nothing happens? i realize then that they must have been talking about scared roomie, cause voices are way less close to my side of the wall then they were before.

i realize no one fucking knows i exist in here ( i also realize they don’t have a warrant, because otherwise they’d be all up in our kibbles and bits ). plan gets shit into my head at light speed and sloppy and i’m like i’m gonna sneak away from the cops ( this is how i know i will never be a competent reasonable adult, this is the worst fucking decision i could have made instead of just being normal and going outside to see what was up #my life living with anxiety ) so i crawl my ass up, gather my two day old work clothes and grooming shit and decide i’m gonna get changed and ready in the closet.  with the lights off ( hindsight rn is like “bitch wtf were you on? you fuckin weirdo wtf is the matter with you?” )

i get completely ready, get my backpack, keys and garage key and wait like i’m pretty sure i’m not breathing, or quietly telling all my damn organs to chill the fuck out and quiet down just in case feds can smell the fear coming off a nervous bladder.  sounds like everyones either outside, or too close to the front door to notice shit, so i peek out carefully, make sure no one’s around then fucking book it to our patio.  like i probably could have gotten away with just carefully crawling over the railing and being chill about it, but i had to go full teenage boy on that shit and throw myself over straight into the goddamn bushes.  no time to make sure i didn’t get fucked up by plant-life ( spoiler: i wasn’t, somehow ). get my ass up and book it to the side gate next to the front main gates because there just cops and fucking people everywhere????? like fuck this, now i’m really not interested in staying. someone gettin lit up i don’t wanna be part of that i’m too dark for that shit fuckin’ bye.

i roll out mission impossible style, huggin walls and goin around the perimeter of our big park / playground out in front of our complex, lookin like a goddamn fool. i get aaaaall the way around to the other side of the gate, trying to like stay ducked out of sight along the wall and sort of periodically throwing my hand in the air to get our garage to open.  course the shit’s low on battery, so i have to sit my ass down and like repeatedly hit the button and press and hold on it and shake it-- you know all the dumb shit you do to get a thing to work that doesn’t actually help but makes you feel like it’s helping? yeah that shit.

shit opens up finally. i come out of the little alley, cove, shit, checkin’ for cops and generally makin’ myself look real gooddamn suspicious as i squeeze my ass into our garage to get to the car ( no easy task, considering it’s filled with things including a TABLE and  FUCKING ENTIRE MATTRESS ). get in the car, peel the fuck out- but like not too fast, i’m tryin to play it cool ( even though i fucking tripped on every single thing i came across. like it’s a goddamn miracle i wasn’t noticed like holy shit ). i make a very laaaarge wiiiide circle around our complex, just so it looks like i’m a nosey sunday driver and not the suspicious 16 year old boy i probably am lookin’ like right now.

i make it all the way around, i’m almost at the gate, my butthole can finally unclench soon and then a cop waves me down.

like of course i’m gonna stop he’s the goddamn law also it would be a decidedly bad idea to fucking not stop right now. so i slow down, roll down my window, and try my best to pitch my voice higher to sound a little more feminine and disarming? like no one’s going to fuck with a little nerdy black girl right? woops. nope. bitch you forgot you’ve been on hormones since november, you don’t sound like a cute confused little girl you sound like the squeaky teenager disaster of a boy with bad fashion sense and smelling vaguely of fritos and febreeze.

apparently this works, because he just asked if i lived here ( to which i mentioned a building on the opposite side of the complex entirely ), and then said that that was alright, but if i heard or came across anything funny to please let them know. “ anything helps, even if you don’t think it’s important- “ i squeak out an okay ( and try not to check him out. like what’s wrong with me i’m terrified and trying to escape and go to work but honestly he was a very nice ginger guy with like perfect teeth i was DOA ).

i end up at work on time, wondering why i’m like this as a person and why i can’t just be normal and not be full of anxiety and be turnt up to 11 about anything.

and that’s it. that’s everything.

[gentlelewis]

+1 hugged the Purple Teddy Bear

@webbedruler

“Well, I’m kinda shirtless and drinking coffee right now. You want to talk outside? It’s not that cold outside right now”

[greasemonkeychannel-blog]

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.” ((videoghosthuntervivi))

“O-Oh ha-ha Vivi, v-very funny.”

[rk800isalive]

questions for the mun: Does your first rp blog still exist? a muse you miss?

Yes actually, you can find it here @webbedruler​

All the side blogs:

@amaninamonstersbody​

@theemperorsdragon​

@iam-a-liar​

@cell13sgorilla​

@amutehero

@threeshininglights

@selfieonchocobos

I left that whole blog and all those blogs behind, not because I have sour feelings for the muses or the fandom but... there was a person who did a lot of damage to me on all those blogs. They had claimed them self to be a friend when in reality they were really toxic and using me. So that whole blog and all those blogs have some bad feelings to them.

I might remake them one day. I did remake one of them because of a very close friend of mine who I call mom. The original blog was called @the-last-uno​ now I have it as a side blog again here called @tu-unico​

I also have a harry potter rp blog called @harry-malfoypotter I’m waiting for my Draco to make his blog.

[plantnxrd]

            This is my first follow forever on my new zagan blog, the last one was on the one I turned into an archive! As always I am happy to  reached this many followers! 101 follows whoo hoo! I made sure to include everyone that isn’t an archive or porn blog into this list and I hope u guys like this and I hope to interact with more of u guys in the future! So again, thanks and I love u all so damn much!

          ❀ My best friends! (≧▽≦)

    I love these people so much. I love role playing with their muse and I love talking to them! Whenever I need a good laugh or a smile they are always there to deliver it to me with their muse! I could never see me not rping with them they are like family to me! And these precious human beings are who I also have the pleasure to watch from afar, or stalk as how they love to say!!

miles-xanthous, baailong, redhotmetalvinea, wind-of-flirt,  paimoniac,  sweetest-himegimi,  notre-sauveur,  prince-of-crimson,  sphinti-dumb,  desertbxtterfly,  amolahmor-ghameq,  zhengfuzhe, fallenxmagi  

           ❀ people I want to interact with more (^O^)

    These are rpers I started role playing with, been roleplaying with for a few days or a week, or haven’t rped on this muse specifically, etc. I am already having a very fun time interacting with your muses and I hope for much more interactions! I just love you so much and you deserve to be on this list! 

ramzal-salos,  streetcrowned,  amethystxne, nisiwohuo, king-sinbadofthesevenseas, princekouen,  shadowedpillar,  dhorcfsabaha,  kvroitaiyo,  twistedblacksun,  devotiionbcrg,  sword-of-saiqa,  the4thmagi,  sxluja,  peacheatingmagi,  asriel20asi,  liiyong,  kingsulay,  fulmenanguisgelumleo, 

          ❀ The Other rpers  ( ＾∇＾)

    I haven’t really roleplayed/talked to with any of you yet. Either because you recently followed me or either of us been busy or haven’t had the chance to interact yet but I hope to interact with ya’ll very soon! Never feel like you can’t approach me, I am a very sweet dork that love interacting!!!  but you won’t be able to get rid of me and I’ll stalk you and your muse for the rest of your lives!!! muhahahaha! *smirks*  

burning-lairelosse,  qaleatalrraml,  noxterra,  akarxuu, scales-and-flowers,  winalcs, healersigned, blueberrymagi, loudxandxproud, sentaibeelzebub, loyaltyscarred, the-scarlet-sorceror,  drcuge,  pride-of-japan,  blxze-of-glxry,  sindriasgenius, sbetbihar, rapatianara, karsiia,  simia-carcerem,  magi-marga, the-party-dont-start, moheetsayyida, bladed-fangs,   succubiism,  djinnkingsinbxd, aegisbellum,  t-x-g-e-r,  yunantheguardian,  kouseadra,  amcldherrsaiqa,  noahxbourne, diiviin, the-tainted-sorrow,  red-string-assassin, obdormitiion, rescuedgoi, watermelonmagi, elegantails, trainerofslavcs, bishcmonten, exgladixtor, fxnalis, felicitasculpa, the-first-capturer, thebloomingrosefamily, baimeifung, specicsus, sotdovah, zhixiang, houngba, webbedruler, itsflake, mad-eggs-onthewall, caliginouscoruscation, haemaatic, ibtisams, white-magi, redjxy         

                        ❀ The Personals Blogs  ( ＾∇＾)

    As if I can forget the rest of you wonderful people! Even though I don’t follow back personals I would love to thank you guys for following me! If u ever want to ask Zagan something or pick on him, by all means, come by anytime! You can also talk to me if you want, with fan-mail or on my personal blog reaperlette~ ;D 

huntersxandxangels,  fictionalexplorer,  crossing-fandoms, 

[lucreztiab]

@webbedruler

[the4thmagi]

i hit 150 followers pretty recently, and i figured it was time to make one of these snazzy things. this whole lost is full of people that are amazing, graceful writers that have both helped me better my own skills but have proven to be just as incredible of a friend. 

there’s two that stand out the most to me and have impacted my time in the Magi fandom so greatly i don’t think i would have stayed as long as i have if they weren’t here.

caira / @twistedblacksun           ↪ you are literally the light of my life. i could spent hours rping, talking and playing league with you and never get bored. you’ve given me a place to be and allowed my aladdin to grow past the sunshine boy and into a more mature character with numerous flaws. i cherish our friendship so much and honestly, it’s hard to imagine my life without you in it now. even if we’ve only known each other for a little over two months or so, i feel like you’re one of the closest and most amazing people i know. it always seem like no matter what characters we play, then end up being shipped and i contribute that to the fact that it’s just so easy to rp with you. we could literally have a thousand threads and it still wouldn’t be enough for me. i love you very much and hope that your life is as equally marvelous as you are. you are legit the best and i couldn’t have asked for a better rp partner to be honest. 

leia / @sword-of-saiqa        ↪you literally were the first person here to open themselves to me. i still remember the first day i made this blog and how i was so scared to even interact with anyone, but when i reached out to you on Ugo it eased my fears so easily. not only are you an AMAZING writer, but you’ve got the patience and kindness of a damn saint. when i first disappeared, you were the whole reason i came back to this blog in the first place. i saw your reply to one of our threads and got so happy and excited it brought the muse back to life. i owe you so much and love you dearly. though we don’t talk as much as i’d like to ( my b ) i still consider you one of my best friends and love our trio. I couldn’t have asked for a better guardian/nerd best friend/adopted dad.  the list below is of people that I cherish and love seeing on my dash on a daily basis. some of you i know a little more personally on a ooc level, and they’ll be bolded. you guys are all amazing and incredible and deserve all the happiness in the world. i hope you find that light and know that if you ever need a friend, i’m always here. 

extraordinary friends                        ↪ @braveblume / @kouseadra / @redhotmetalvinea / @shararrakesa / @notre-sauveur / @devotiionbcrg / @koninginne / @aurea-mare / @watermelonmagi / @yamusbitch / @pistiisimss / @karsiia / @redjxy / @paimoniac / @plantnxrd / @djinnkingsinbxd / @onestrcke / @sindriasgenius / @yunantheguardian / @hiraethings / @streetcrowned / @baihuanghou / @baiying / @shadowedpillar / @miles-xanthous  / @ayana-kabila  / @kouseventhprincess / @starlightism / @snowbearing / @oncedespicable / @red-string-assassin / @maelsxtrom / @exgladixtor / @kurosis / @webbedruler / @hinaisapapa 

[voyagerofthesun]

webbedruler replied to your post: ��

“It’s the flavor of your future. Non existent.” Cue her smiling sweetie ever so innocently.

“...It’s starting to taste bitter.”

[jiishv]

@webbedruler murmured:

YOURE PRETTER LIKE DAMN!! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE BOY!!! -low key wishes I lived closer so I could hug your cute face-

        Awww Manda panda, you sweet pea~ Don’t discount yourself though! You’re the prettiest princess queen I ever did see!

[djinnkingsinbxd]

Cont.

He couldn’t help but give another breath of a laugh at the pink in her cheeks, so she could make expressions like that! He ended up standing from where he was to move over to her, they’d be locked in here until someone noticed they were missing which, given how known they both were, shouldn’t be too long. Though being locked in with all the paperwork here in this small office wasn’t that bad save for the musty smell of the scrolls and paper. 

“Things will work out. Someone will notice, we’ll get out. For now, why don’t we just enjoy the quality time we have together now.” With a small grin almost he’d lean to her with a brow raised. He was being far too overconfident.

Little did he know, everyone was already leaving this office to go to their homes or inns.

@webbedruler

[laetationis]

DATING DIVERSION

Tagged by: obscuritcs Tagging:  shxdowofclarines  webbedruler lets-go-nanoko @peacheatingmagi @red-string-assassin

Dating Strengths

Optimism - People are drawn to your positive outlook.  Your optimism attracts others to you. Sense of Humor - Men are attracted to people with a good sense of humor.  Be sure to put yours on display! Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid men who are only interested in your money. Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities.  Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date. Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.

Dating Weaknesses 

Temper - You need to work on controlling your temper.  Don't let your anger get the best of you.  A calm and rational persona is important when dating.

[fallenxmagi]

Greek God Parent Quiz

Tagged by/ @webbedruler

Result: Hades

Your godly parent is Hades, The God of the Dead and Wealth, Lord of the Underworld. Children of Hades usually are isolated and used to doing things alone. Your solitary existence makes you susceptible to being very wary about strangers, and while you appreciate and crave kindness, you might feel offended as you believe you don't need any special treatment. Children of Hades appear calm and quiet, but can be passionate with joy, love, or rage when situations arise. Because Hades oversees law and conduct, children of Hades tend to have a set definition of acceptable morals, and require a lot of help to change their perspectives. You are extremely protective of the small circle of people that you trust, and any insult against them is an insult to you, which you will not forget anytime soon. Despite being honorable, misunderstood, lawful, intelligent and hardworking, children of Hades can have a darker side too, warping these traits into cunning, ruthlessness and deviousness. More often than not, the good rules over the bad, and children of Hades operate in grey areas to ensure that they achieve their end result. Tagging: anyone that wants to??