#we're so back babey

[mossspond]

ZERO!

[essektheylyss]

The dice understand what's important: that Dorian never gets a hold on an ounce of dignity, not even once 😌

[cyclorose]

NOBODY MOVE AN INCH HE'S BACK ONCE MORE OMGGGGGG !!!! 🔥🔥💥💥💥

day 1 of Oliver's 2nd campaign 🔥

reblogs are appreciated, thanks !!

[autistic-beshelar]

4 hours into essek supercut and chill and i am on my disabled essek bullshit

critical role wiki: elves do not require sleep, nor can magic put them to sleep

essek: is visibly affected by a sleep spell, explicitly tells jester he's trying to sleep when she wakes him up at 2am to ask for pastries

[buckleyanddiaz]

so they were just transporting 22 million killer bees in boxes in a truck casually like vegetables from a farm. yeah this really is the freeway shark show.

[radiojamming]

getting yanked back into far cry 5 like

[stergeon]

ACT 1: BREAKFAST.

As you make your way through the PALACE to the DINING HALL for BREAKFAST, you, HUBERT VON VESTRA, and your SORT-OF-BOYFRIEND, FERDINAND VON AEGIR, are both fully clothed and presentable. This is not unusual, but worth celebrating nonetheless. You would really prefer to WARP down to the DINING HALL. You would WARP everywhere if you could. WARPING is fast and WARPING is fun and WARPING is an excellent tool of SUBTERFUGE, as well as for surprising people, which is one of your favorite hobbies. But alas. FERDINAND gets warpsick, so you are stuck using your stupid, antiquated legs instead of your wonderful, wonderful MAGIC. It is not so bad, you suppose, as it affords you more time to hear FERDINAND prattle on about whatever it is he's talking about. HORSES, probably, or TEA. He so loves to go on about such things, and although his tastes are insipid and his interests inane, he does have a very nice voice.

At one point, FERDINAND finally stops talking about HORSES and informs you of the various tasks ahead of him in his own perfectly normal day:

(See the more legible version in your JOURNAL.)

He comments how amusing it is that you have the same number of tasks on your TO-DO LISTS for once. Unfortunately, despite your lighter-than-usual load, your schedule conflicts mean he will not be able to spend much of the day with you. You concentrate on humming very scornfully and deflecting very hard so that you do not look disappointed. Still, you will see him again during the PUBLIC AUDIENCE at 12 o'clock and, should you choose to take LUNCH after it, can share your midday meal with him as well. You will need to be mindful of your other TASKS to accomplish this, but you believe it will be feasible.

It has occurred to you that you have not said anything constructive for too long a period of time (beyond, of course, the odd "hm," well-placed "oh my," and the oft-appreciated lie, "that's rather interesting"). If you do not engage soon, you will lose the conversation, and you simply cannot abide such a thing.

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[infizero]

HIS LITTLE CLOAK AAGHGHGHGHH HE LOOKS SO GOOD

[horangslay]

ZB1 tutting & body rolling on the floor & dripping wet & thrusting at the camera??? what in the world??? 🫣

[frida--y]

changerion audio drama made me scream

[reinabeestudio]

That chocolate tea is a lifesaver truly

[pinkermasquerade]

Quackity Karl and Foolish in the same room, life is worth living

[acecasinova]

Oh my head is so full of bees now too

[hiphopcherrrypop]

a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

[deadangelos]

You guys got this! Ave Romania!