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is there a 26 club? 27 feels pretty far

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37 minutes

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Be Careful This New Year's Eve

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UF

Will take me back if I please and pay for quite a chunk of it.

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Once, there was only dark if you ask me, the light’s winning.

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the differences between improv comedy and standup comedy

improv: says/does horrible boring ass lazy offensive comedy and then everybody comes together for a hug to go “ah, we have fun here, though” and then maybe unlicensed ska plays as they all take a bow

standup:  says/does horrible boring ass tired lazy offensive comedy and then goes “yeah i said it i don’t care who fucking knows it!” and kicks the air pretending that they’re karate kicking their old boss from blockbuster about 15 years ago

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I have not seen this monster nor do I wish to.

Wrinkles the Clown

Wrinkles the clown has been seen at public gatherings in Naples Florida for the past few years. For a few hundred bucks, you can hire this 65 year old creepy ass clown to come scare the shit out of your kids!

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I’m going to tell you something: thoughts are never honest. Emotions are. Do not go around asking for honesty in what people think; much of what they perceive as thinking is empty anyway because it’s thought out again and again and comes out refined and muddy. The ones who know how to feel might have to say to you a couple of interesting things or not and when they do that, you ought to know how to listen. So learn how to listen. You can’t make someone open up about their feelings in case they don’t want to. But you can remain open yourself through listening deeply and completely; they might want to talk about the weather and keep it simple — allow them to feel the simplicity…Emotion pours out directly or indirectly each time people engage themselves in the process of genuine interaction.”

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959 (via cyborges)

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Exclusive: Aubrey Plaza Shares Her CRASH TEST Cameo

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They’re just robots, Morty!

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“Goodbye Moonmen” got an official release!