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stuff that i should've posted a while ago
#id like to clarify that the last one is mostly a joke#is jugger reviews a tag yet#it is now!#jugger reviews#silkmilkchan#cringer reviews#cringmageddon#← ship name#cameron cringer#richard roasts#bensilly#we're back dude..
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YJ S3 Dick, still in the midst of his fever dream, hides underneath the 'souvenir' instead of behind some boxes, and accidentally opens the airlock trying to take care of the Parademons. The others get it to close... but not before Nightwing is thrown into space.
There, he stares at the ship holding his friends and mentors. There, he wishes more than anything that he can, somehow, survive. There, he tries to live, if only so his family don't have to bury him like Jason.
There, Nightwing dies, wanting to save everyone, even with the cold seeping into his bones far too quickly for a regular section of space.
Then, Dick opens his eyes to... Earth? There's a little house, and grass, and trees, but there's a bubble of green over it all. Outside of that green was an entire castle, one that looked like it should have far more support beams than it does for even a hope that it stays standing.
And the sky was swirling shades of that same green. It makes him think of Lazarus.
"Well, that's something you don't see every day." He whips his head behind him, a bit too fast for Earth's atmosphere, but it doesn't hurt him. Past the bubble of green was a blue-skinned adult in purple robes, the insides of a grandfather-clock fitted inside their torso, and a black staff with a stopwatch on its top. Beside them was a man with snow white hair, glowing green eyes, a crown of frozen fire dancing above his head, and the most galaxy-like cloak Dick's ever seen clasped to his shoulders. He's wearing... a hazmat suit? Maybe? The twinkling stars and odd lighting of wherever he is were giving him a bit of a headache.
But in front of those two, within this bubble, was...
"DICK!" Wally shouted with unrestrained glee, a blur overtaking his spot for barely a heartbeat before Dick's stuck in a crushing hug that he reciprocates once his brain stops feeling like its melting.
He doesn't know how long it took for them to calm down, but the man with the crown spoke up after a time, as Wally was still wiping their faces free of tears. "Welcome to the Infinite Realms, Nightwing." Dick barely even registered that he was still wearing his suit, but now it felt suffocating. "I suppose you're the one Clockwork was holding out for; There shouldn't've been enough Ectoplasm around you to form a Ghost, and your physical body's still in space. I can see why you like this one, though, Clockie," he states flippantly, turning to his companion. Almost like he didn't expect Dick to pay too close attention to what he was saying.
"Either way, there's two options for you." The man didn't let Dick swallow his tears and question anything. Dick's not sure if he's grateful or not. "First: Stay in the Realms permanently. You'll see Kid Flash whenever you want and learn to be a Ghost with the denizens of the Realms. Maybe find your parents."
"But..." Dick pulls away from Wally, keeping him at arms length, eyes flitting between them. The two outside the bubble were distinctly... ghost-like, so the mentions of 'Ghosts' make sense. But Wally looked... alive. A bit pale, a bit thin... but alive. Dick can't see any of his own skin to see if it was blue or tinted that way, but the Nightwing symbol on his chest kept flickering between its own blue and this 'Realms' green. "But--What about the others? What about you? Why can't you come home?" The last two, he focuses on Wally, because now he can feel a heartbeat beneath his gloves. Wally's alive. He's alive.
His friend just shrugs. "Something about their portals not fit for the living? I'm meant to wait for someone to figure out a permanent portal, but they won't tell me how long that'll take." Wally glares at the... 'Ghosts'? There was a heat to it, but it also seemed like this was a well-worn argument.
"The permanent portal was always an 'if', Wallace West. And that is entirely dependent on if Richard Grayson takes the second option," the clock Ghost--Clockwork?--speaks up. But instead of the adult Dick was expecting, there was an elderly Ghost in their place. Still with the time motif. Was that... more literal than Dick took it?
"Yes, the second option..." The crowned man glares daggers at Clockwork. The temperature dips below comfortable. Dick tries to blink the spaceship and stars out of his sight, withdrawing his arms from Wally to try and warm himself. Tries to remember he's not in space. "The second option is that you return to your body... changed. You'll be able to protect Earth better, stay with your alive family, save the Lost Ones... for a price."
Dick doesn't know if he should ignore the plural in 'Lost Ones'. He doesn't know if he's reading too much into how, in this Realm, apparently only his parents were able to be found. Where's Jason? He doesn't dare hope, but...
"What's the price?"
The man smiles and a ring of blue forms around his waist. It splits in two and travels up and down his body, replacing the cloak and whatever clothes he was actually wearing with a NASA shirt, worn jeans, and red sneakers actually duct taped together. The blue tint to his otherwise tan skin fades completely. His hair turns black. His eyes turn blue.
He was like a taller, slightly slimmer, way hotter version of Bruce.
The man walks through the bubble, but doesn't disturb the grass beneath his feet. "You become the Ghost King's vassal." Dick flinches away and almost hides behind Wally. "Not my idea! But, well... it is either this, or your permanent death."
"What does becoming a vassal do to him?" Wally asks, gently trying to stop Dick from breaking his ribs with how tightly he was hugging himself. Does he even have ribs?
"He gains my powers. Ice, electricity, invisibility, intangibility, flight... He becomes a Halfa. He becomes what I was, in life. Just... needing to make offerings to me, now and then. Something like that, at least. I give him powers, he gives me a chunk of, I don't know, chocolate once a week. Like a warlock."
Wally keeps talking to the man, keeps getting information that he knows he should pay attention to, but something in his chest screams to accept this deal, and he can't focus on anything else.
Nightwing can protect. He can return to life and go back to Blüdhaven, be the Vigilante they need. He can visit Gotham every now and then, help with cases and stop criminals from harming others. He can see his brother. He can see his friends. He can eat Alfred's cookies, and have little get-togethers with Babs and the Team--hell, he can argue with Bruce.
And all he has to do is... give an offering to this guy? The Ghost King? Every once in a while?
"There's no other price?" The King turns his attention to Dick. His eyes had shifted to a blue-green that almost hypnotize him. The green swirls, the blue forms and melts like snowflakes, and he can't look away.
He takes another step forward and Wally steps to the side. There was familiarity between them. Wally deferred to him. Dick can't quite tell why. Though, with how Wally hasn't once looked at Clockwork, maybe it's because he's... grounded? Are all speedsters in trouble with, what, the Ghost of Time? That... actually makes perfect sense.
"I'll be honest, Nightwing: You've impressed me." The weight behind the King's words lifts the ones that've been on his shoulders since he was nine. "You remind me of myself. Maybe, if I wasn't a Halfa... If I had a mentor... I could've been like you.
"Despite Clockwork's insistence over the years that I get back in touch with the living, I've held off. When he eventually suggested that I help create another Halfa, I locked him in his tower for twenty years. I didn't want anyone to go through what I had. But, now... I see that you won't. You can't. Even if you hide this deal--our shared powers... You'll still have people by your side. Strong people. Smart people. You can already handle yourself. And I'd love to see what you can do--who you can save--with my help."
There was maybe two inches between their faces when the King finishes speaking. Dick roves his eyes across the other's face, trying to find the common and familiar ticks that show lies and deceit and manipulation. All he finds is sincerity and genuine care.
Wally plays with his fingers from the corner of his eye, gaze hopeful as he looks between the two of them. Wally, who was alive and breathing and able to leave if he accepts. Eventually. Somehow.
Dick Grayson sends a quiet apology to his parents and hopes they will forgive him for being a little bit selfish.
"I accept."
He flings his eyes open. Above him, domino mask too wobbly to be properly secured anymore, was Robin crying and begging him to wake up. His hands were sloppily placed over his heart. Batman was trying to drag him away, the firm set of his jaw screaming grief.
Nightwing gasps once he registers his lungs burning.
There's a large cacophony of noise, multiple bright suits and people hounding over him, and the distinct artificial taste of slightly-too-much oxygen that the ship with the Parademons had. That he flew out of and died. He was still too cold.
Someone moves their arm beneath his knees and shoulder and Dick passes out.
(Dick 'Nightwing' Grayson dies in space. Ghost King Danny Phantom likes this too-human Hero. They split their souls in half, take one piece of the others, and all they know is that Phantom is now Nightwing's Patron Deity. Danny uses ice, for electricity killed him. Dick uses electricity, for ice killed him. They are opposites, and yet so incredibly similar. Clockwork was looking forward to when Danny starts putting off his paperwork to hang out with his new 'friend'.)
#i dont think ive seen something like this yet but its been stuck in my mind for like ten months#also i dont see enough death defying so this was like heavily implying that#ive imagined dick just. not telling anyone what happened. even when his powers get a little out of control. he just. like. makes a bowl#of cereal and leaving it on the counter and just saying 'for the. uh. ghost king? lil help?' and thats how danny first shows up again#eventually dick really does wonder bout the lazarus and gets to ra's. sees that one new assassin. ghost sense goes off. hes never had THAT#happen before. confusion. the assassin HESITATES to attack him. oh. oh fuck. jay? oh fuck the dude flinched. GET RA'S OUT HERE NOW DAMNIT#WHATVE YOU DONE TO JAY??? I DONT WANNA HEAR IT. *pulls a tim and explodes something*. JASON WE'RE GOING. just full on grabs the guy and#gets back on the plane. theyre going to blud#at some point in time constantine meets nightwing. takes one look at him. turns around. fucks RIGHT off. tries to never be near him again#1 thats a HALFA hes gonna try and get john in the realms bc o all the soul contracts. 2 hes DRENCHED in 'do not touch belongs to ghost king#and he does NOT FUCK with the ghost king. 3 is that? THE GHOST KING'S RING ON HIS FINGER???#turns out danny gave him that after a particularly good offering that they dont realize counted as courtship. oopsies#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dick grayson#danny fenton#nightwing#death defying ship#halfa dick grayson#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#vwoopis posts
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I loved your comics of fem law.
When i saw Doflamingo calling Law 's child his, I can't help but imagine Doflamingo caressing Law 's belly and saying "my precious. " with Law looking disgusted by his act.
Oh yes! Doflamingo acts like the baby is his and this is sending Law out of her mind, but also the disgust is too much, just the thought of the hypothetical possibility of carrying Doflamingo's child is making her sick
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#pregnant law#we're back at usual shit my dudes <3333333#lawlu#is implied#trafalgar law#female trafalgar law#doflamingo donquixote#doflamingo#doflamingo one piece#law one piece#one piece#one piece fanart#fanart#jay answer
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I really shouldn't be surprised, but c'mon, man
(I absolutely adored The Princess and the Dragon chapter, whoa)
#art#slay the princess#stp#slay the princess pristine cut#the princess and the dragon#stp opportunist#stp protagonist#the long quiet#They look far more monstrous in this scene than I've drawn here but y'know#''kill two birds with one stone'' Opportunist my GUY my DUDE#And of course he immediately sucks up the second we're back in the body#I love him. He's awful.#stp spoilers#just in case#eye contact#knives#horror
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ELSBETH - 2x01
#elsbethedit#elsbeth cbs#elsbeth#tvedit#tvgifs#tvarchive#cinematv#cinemapix#dailyflicks#tuserpurple#userpinked#crimeshowsource#*#we're back babey!#nathan lane was right to murder that dude
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Paul Simms when i fucking get you.
#THE NERVE. THE AUDACITY.#LIKE DUDE YOU WROTE THE SHOW#can't believe we're seriously going back to sherlock and voltron levels of pure disdain for the fanbase#wwdits#nandermo
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#tumblr unshadowbanned me#we're back baby#why do when you can don't#dude editing is brutal#writing memes#work in progress#editing my novel#novel in progress#editing#writing#writing humor#writeblr#my writing#fantasy author#fantasy#romantasy#writerscommunity#ya fantasy#ya romance#novelist#lol memes#author memes#author humor#artist humor#writing blog#writers#writer#writers on tumblr
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
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[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
mf dont even begin to look at me like that
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN#AS OF POSTING THIS#BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO#IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE#HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED#GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE#OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION#I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON#OFFICER PLEASE#nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask#you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK#tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots#you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi#and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive#null rot
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I love when people make hollywolf posts because every hollywolf fan will see it, enjoy it, and move on until someone posts about them again
#family reunion#dude we're getting the band back together#the gangs all here#top gun#top gun 1986#rick hollywood neven#leonard wolfman wolfe#hollywolf
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*regarding the post about getting set up for a date* yknow the saying in for a penny in for a pounding or however it goes
(no but I’m really happy to see your excited, hope everything goes well)
LMAO
#ong thank you i needed that laugh badly#im actually excited he seems like a cool dude. we are still texting and i have NO idea how to do this#i don't foresee getting my back blown out tbh but its been fun knowing theres an actual world out there#and that ive missed it dearly#this man is so charming im feeling things about it. like im. idk. IT FEELS WEIRD MAN. but its so fun!!!#hes also kinda fresh out of a long-term relationship so i think we're both feeling a bit ???? bc its very soon for both of us#but yeah. its fun. i feel...perky. LMAO
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self portrait time :] blueberry dude
#charli.png#BLUEBERRY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i wish my hair was this long again dude i had to get the ends chopped because i looked frazzled#give it 3 business days and we're back in business#charlisona#self portrait#doodles
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HEY GUYS—
I did a thing!
So basically I did a redraw of an old Love Händel piece from way back in the day! I’ve been so inspired by all the ABSOLUTELY AMAZING Love Händel pieces that have been coming out of the community recently!
And although this one is sketchy as I’m still trying to get back in the groove of drawing the sillies—I think it’s a definite improvement on the original!
Just a snippet of the OG!
I hope you guys like it!
Have a good date and peace! ���🏻
#fanart#art#digital art#digital drawing#musicians#i love drawing bobbi#love handel#love händel#swampy#Danny#bobbi fabulous#phineas and ferb#dude we're getting the band back together#polyhändel#my artwork#silly little guy
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You ever get sad about the amount of mythology and folklore we likely will never know about because it was destroyed/never written down?
#I only comfort myself by hoping there was someone out there whose special interest was documenting and they knew how to write#and maybe we just gotta find that person's work#wolffox speaks#Mythology#Folklore#Feel this mostly for the Celtic and Norse Pantheons#Like most of what we have from those two were documented by Christians#And no offence but they'd be fecking biased especially back then#We dont know what they're telling the truth about#like for the celts they feckin turned half of our gods into saints#Dont know nothin about Saint Brigid I know the GODDESS Brigid.#oh and the snakes that old paddy drove out! That was paganism actually!#Yep we're celebrating a Welsh dude coming over and destroying our culture!#okay i'm gonna stop now cause this will turn into a rant#random thoughts#myths#paganism
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so like. do the other prisoners just. witness all of this?? watch their 5D mental chess games like a daily tv show??? i need answers
#will they just watch em speak in code and be like#'... 😑 guys. we're here too. can you PLEASE switch back i have a bet with the dude 2 orbs away about which one of you will confess first'#do they refer to either of them as 'blorbo from my prison'?#the comedic possibilities are endless#at least in the manga it looked like there was no one else there?? idk this is so funny#they b ponderin the orbs (twink men)#bsd#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs
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i keep getting emotional everytime i look at dogman trailer clips and lil petey comes up hes jsut a little kid im sobbing
#back when it was Just the books i didnt feel that much of a connection to him but now that we're getting clips of the movie#i genuinely almost cry anytime i see him HES JUST A BABY LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THAT YOU HATE HIM DUDE#matthew.txt#dogman#dog man
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#i dont think ill finish this shit sorry.#its hard. IM BAD....!!!!!! .....at art...#sorry guys we're back to the humanposting#im sure ill draw pt m4 again soon i just iiii#missed dem...as normal ass dudes..#JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!#seraph draws#oc: josh#oc: apollo#art#oc#digital art#sketch#doodle#digital#character#drawing
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