#we’re spooning rn

[napping-sapphic]

need you all to know that our cat sleeps with me in such a ridiculous way like i feel like i’m in a children’s book drawing the way this ma’am is nestled so perfectly in my arms🙄

[flor4de4amor]

abby fuck me in my mumu while we’re both half asleep

[zackmartin]

Want to make gifs want to make icons but I have no ideas for either

[phntmeii]

🌊 Straw Hat Crew When You’re Sick

[SFW + No Gendered Terms]

🌊 Characters Featured: Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji x GN!Reader

🌊 A/N: I did not expect my OPLA content to pop off but tysm for the love :) Only wrote this because I’m sick and need some fluffy content to enjoy while I am. Might be slightly OOC because my brain is so broken rn.

Monkey D. Luffy

🔶 Luffy will also end up getting himself sick because he doesn’t understand personal space.

🔹 Seeing you feel awful makes him think a hug will help make you feel better.

🔶 He got sick immediately after and will whine the entire time because when he gets sick, it’s bad.

🔹 “Well… At least we’re sick together, right?”

Roronoa Zoro

🔶 Zoro begrudgingly tries to make you feel better by sitting across from you to keep you company. (He’s being a sweetheart but he just doesn’t want to show it.)

🔹 He will act as if getting sick was your choice, asking why you’d let yourself become ill just to mess with you.

🔶 Zoro will be so annoyed if you got him sick too. Sniffling because of his runny nose, arms crossed and frowning.

🔹 “I shouldn’t have come to comfort you. I feel awful…” “But…” “And do not say ‘at least we have each other’.”

Nami

🔶 Nami uses what she learned from when she was sick and her mother would take care of her.

🔹 She’ll pull up a chair to your bedside and have all of her stuff with her so she doesn’t have to leave your side.

🔶 Nami will rub your back in a reassuring manner, for you to know you’ll get better.

🔹 “You know… My mom used to read me stories when I was sick… If you think that’ll help you?”

Vinsmoke Sanji

🔶 Sanji is immediately on the way to be your Prince Charming and be at your side to help you.

🔹 Sanji tries to tell jokes or do cheesy pick-up lines to try and lift your spirits. Even if it’s a cheap laugh he gets in response, he considers it a win.

🔶 He’s insistent on you eating the soup he made that he’ll offer to feed you. He blows on the spoonful he got and fed you while you sat in bed.

🔹 “I made soup for you. I promise it’ll make you feel better. Say ‘Ah’.”

Usopp

🔶 Usopp’s first goal when you’re sick is to cheer you up while you recover.

🔹 Considering he’s a storyteller and a dreamer, he’s telling you of “classic” adventures he’s been on. (He’s heavily embellishing them or just straight up lying but it’s a cute gesture.)

🔶 He’ll stand on top of a table, pulling out his slingshot and dramatically recreating the story so you can be truly immersed.

🔹 “Come onn! You love my adventurous tales! I got another one for you, ready?”

⤷ divider credits: @cafekitsune

[stararch4ngelqueen]

Jason slow dancing with you in the kitchen, something fluffy like that please!

Fighting sleep rn so this is perfect. You’re also getting teasing Jason for free. And a ton of other unnecessary details cause I got way too into it.

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Time written - 11:42 p.m

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“Why’re you out of bed, babe?” A bedraggled Jason greeted your weary, squinting eyes as they got used to the kitchen lighting.

“Couldn’t sleep,” you whisper, exhaustion heavy on your tone despite your body’s refusal to succumb to it. Jason settled himself back against the counter beside the stove, continuously watching over a small pot while scrolling over mindless articles over his phone.

“C’mere.” Jason offers an arm towards you, watching your oversized shirt clad body trudge across cold tile floor to get to him. He hugs you close, your cheek hearing the drum of his steady heart as you relax against his chest, your body easing in his embrace.

“What’re you making?”

“Warming you up some milk,” Jason murmurs into your hair, rubbing soothing motions along the small of your back. The lack of sleep wasn’t new, mostly due to your persistence on waiting on him after his patrol nights ended. He felt guilty, choosing to stay extra hours to make sure you kept yourself asleep.

He didn’t mind it. He preferred you over the cold streets on a November midnight.

“Gotta treat my baby like a baby and make her a bottle.”

“Shut up,” you scoff with a smile, knowing he’d take it as an amusing compliment. He enjoyed making you laugh as much as he did taking care of you.

Your preferred milk with a dash of cinnamon and chamomile honey slowly came to a simmer on the stove, awaiting a spoonful of cocoa powder. You’ll ask if it was Alfred’s idea to having hot chocolate instead of warm milk for sleep, he’ll shrug and tell you he saw it once on a cheesy Hallmark channel.

Jason closes his eyes, a slight smile growing on his face.

“Tell me something,” he whispers, his voice still quiet, rough, and tired, the late hour shown in bright green digital numbers on the stove clock.

“Hm?”

“Just… say anything. You don’t have to put any thought behind it. I just wanna hear your voice… okay?”

You had no understanding to the reason, only coming up with him wanting to tire you out just by talking lots of nonsense. You could do that, sometimes that’s your specialty.

“Okay,” you reply, saying the first words that came to mind after taking a sigh.

“When was the last time we had Dino chicken nuggets? We’re grown adults, what’s really stopping us from eating them?”

Jason starts to chuckle a little, then his laughter grows just a little louder. He cradled you closer to body, his arms still snug around your waist. What a silly thing to say, even when that’s exactly what he had asked for.

“No, no, it’s true. Why do kids get to claim all the tasty snack food?” He chuckles, gently swaying you from side to side, not even making much of an attempt to move his feet.

“One of these days… let’s just eat like little kids for a day.” You suggest, your voice growing a bit thick with exhaustion. “Hot chocolate and dino nuggets, and we can just stay in bed. It’ll be a nice break, don’t you think? So you don’t have to be Red Hood all the time.”

He lowers his head a little, stray tufts of hair tickling your face while his lips plant gentle kisses along your neck. His heart hurts a little bit from that little desire deep in your chest to have him home more, to be a proper boyfriend and cradle you in your dreams, just as he did now.

“Yeah? I don’t mind that,” Jason says, keeping you blanketed in the safety of his embrace, slowly shifting weight along his feet to sway you with him a little more.

“You ever danced before, sweetheart?”

“Hm?” Your head tilts a bit. “No, not like this.”

“Is it making you sleepy?” He asks, catching the quirk in the corner of your lip.

“You rocking me like a baby?”

“Can see its working,” He snickers, kissing the top of your forehead. His little sleeping beauty, nestled in the arms of a crimson beast.

“Tell me more,” he whispers, raspy voice growing both soothing and quiet. “Keep talking. I wanna listen to you.”

Your head shifts, your lips muffled against his chest, amusing him with a complete lack of understanding.

“What’s that, baby?”

“You’re not home as much a lot of nights.”

Jason exhales, feeling his lungs deflating while he spares a hand to cradle the back of your neck and runs through your hair.

“I know Princess,” he responds, voice growing softer.

Then, he goes silent for a moment—as if he’s thinking of what to say next.

“D’you miss me when I’m not home?” he whispers, his voice soft and curious.

“I always do,” you admit, trailing your fingers all along his silvery scarred chest.

A light smile pulls at the side of his lips, feeling his pessimistic thoughts satiated for the time being.

He brings his hand up to your chin, caressing it softly with his thumb before tilting it upwards to get a good look at you.

“You know,” Jason responds, “I think I miss you the most when I’m not home.”

His voice is soft, as if he doesn’t want to be so vulnerable about this. This routine is something he can’t control sometimes, no matter how much he wanted to. Little nights like these where he could vanish from sight just to spend a couple extra hours with you was the greatest luxury he could ever want from the universe.

Time was the most precious possession that always slipped out of reach, he treasured every second of it with you.

“You’re always on my mind, babygirl. Try not to forget that.” As he’s saying this, he can’t help but tilt his head and kiss your forehead.

“M’tired,” you whine before opening your eyes, unaware when you had even closed them. He glances back to the stove before shutting off the burner, acknowledging he could at least save the mouthwatering concoction for breakfast in the morning.

“Too tired to wait for your bottle, huh?”

“Stooop.” You groan against the crook between his neck and shoulder, feeling the rumble of his amusement along his chest. “God, I hate you.”

“Hate me in the morning, babygirl,” he muses before slipping his arm under your knees, hoisting you up in his embrace to carry you back to bed.

[weeping-statue]

May I request sniper x g/n reader? Just cozy comfort, as reader has had a stressful busy week. Just sniper inviting them into his van and letting them cuddle up to him in bed =^,^= (not projecting whatsoever...........

Hey anon! Ty so much for requesting (∩˃o˂∩)♡ had quite a bit of fun doing this!! And please self project all you want cause that’s what we do here (>᎑<๑)

(Ps: inbox is till open! Idv works are heavily wanted by me rn so please!!)

Warnings: Swearing/cursing, fluff!

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It was an extremely.. EXTREMELY.. long day. Killing, yelling, arguing, running. It never ends. But there’s always a way to get by it. Especially when you find your own slice of paradise in this ‘hell’.

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5:21pm..

In the middle of 2fort, sitting on the desk in the basement protecting the briefcase, you idly scrolled your phone. Letting engineer set up the machines.

Bing!..

A notification.. from sniper! He seemed to be having it rough as well, being targeted by the enemy sniper every time he walks. His message went something like,

“Yo! Bloody wankers are pissing me off, can’t move two feet before I get a bullet to the skull. Say after this is over, we ditch these idiots and hang in the van?”

You laughed a bit, replying with a “hell yeah! Wouldn’t miss an opportunity to spend my time with my favorite sniper.”

It was silent on his end for a minute until you got a, “Shut up..”

You would’ve laughed again, but engineers sentry went off, which meant it’s time to get back into the action.

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8:10pm..

You walked up the gravel path to snipers van, the rocks crunching under your feet. Shivering a bit as you continued, the cold air of coming winter flowed through. Though, it wasn’t long until you got to the destination, knocking twice on the doors. It took a minute, hearing shuffling about in there until the doors carefully opened. Sniper peaking his head out to make sure it was you.

He coughed and opened the doors fully, “Oh, it’s just you. Good. I’ve uh, been waiting for ya. Cleaned up the place too, so uh…”

You waved him off, stepping inside. “You didn’t have too, you know I’m fine with a mess, I mean.. look around at the building.”

Sniper closed the doors, with a huff to cover his laugh.

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8:42pm..

Sniper was lying down on his makeshift bed, which was quite comfortable in his opinion. Listening to the radio while you made yourself comfortable. Throwing your shoes and jacket in the corner, and flopping down next to him. Snipper looked over at you, and wrapped his arm around your mid section, pulling you into him.

He let out a sigh when you made contact, content with everything. “Can’t remember the last time I got to hold you right. Always passing out right after matches..” he paused. “You.. know I love you right? I never stopped loving you, and I’m sorry we’re a little distant..”

You rolled over to face him, on your side, and let your fingers find his face. Gently caressing his cheek. A light smile on your face. “Of course I do. I never stopped loving you either. It’s just a little rough right now and we needed a break. If anything, I think this brings us closer. Knowing how much we want to be with one another.”

He nodded and leaned into your touch, his palm meeting the back of your hand, interlacing fingers. Bringing your palm to his lips, giving a small kiss. “I know.. just miss you is all..”

You had to agree, you missed him too. But you’re both tired, and just being held by him was enough for now. “In the morning, we’ll make it up to each other. Promise.”

Sniper shifted so that you were spooning, and closed his eyes. The radio playing softly in the background lulling you both to sleep. But not before he mumbled, “I love you, so fucking much..”

———————————————————————- the end!!!

Sorry if it’s buns guys, i tried😔 but i hope you liked it!

Please don’t steal my work :( and thank you for reading!

[memyselfandmya]

RAW REACTIONS TO JWCT

Spoilers below the cut, and warning it's long. My thoughts are all over the place rn so you'll get more organized posts tomorrow

Ep. 1

“Just the one.” FML

Darius you’re such a funny little guy

“I’m not talking about the island I’m talking about what happened after.” AHHHHHHH. The way this line was delivered and animated.

The family photos on the wall feel so symbolic. 

It’s sad how Darius has to go through this process of grief again.

What’s Brand doing to get himself into trouble?

*soft music plays* “And here with me live are the improbable survivors of the Jurassic World incident, the Nublar Six” CAN YOU HEAR ME FUCKING SOBBING.

Ben scrunched over that little compute please I can’t 😭

What’s especially sad about Darius’ grief is that he’s not just sad and depressed as if he’s accepted her death, it’s that he pushed himself into a sort of state of almost denial where he’s still calling her and stuff.

These raptors are freaky

1st episode over yayyyy

Ep. 2

Not the keys Darius 

The tensionnn

Ben and his driving skills 

Ben’s poor van

Ben still being the well prepared man he is

Ben…I’m concerned what is that board you have going on there

Why are these grown ass men living such horrible lives? Eating canned cheese out of a dirty mug? A spoon in a boot that makes sloshing noise?

Ben back at it w the shaving cream/ whipped cream. 

Darius is so unconvinced

BEN throwing Darius phone out like it was nothing plssss and his reaction 

BROOKLYNN I MISS YOU 

She’s so pretty though

Very ominous great way to emphasize Ben’s paranoia 

These poor traumatized kids

“Is your friend okay?” “No.” PLSS I’m glad he knows it

THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING 

OH THE SUSPENSE 

Ep. 3

Sammy’s ranch is so cuteeee

SAMMY MI AMOR THEIR REUNION IS JUST SO PRECIOUS 

The locs thing omg 

“Have you seen my pitchfork” she asks casually as if she’s a witch hunter during the Salem witch trials 

What do you mean Sammy isn’t talking to her parents 

Their reunion is soooo cute 

Sammy you are a queen and I love you.

FUCK YOU CARL

I forgot we were in Texas lmao

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S SAMMY SEEING BROOKLYNN FOR ME 😭 now it’s definitely for sure that Sammy died her hair in honor of B. Brooklynn’s jacket 😭

SAMMY 😭😭😭 “or Yaz pulling away from me”

FUCK OH MY GOD CARLS DEAD

Got me ugly crying 

Ep. 4

Darius’ humor is immaculate 

Everybody’s calling Ben by his full name and I love it

WHAT? GIRLFRIEND??

Nooo the brothers are fighting

Kenji has… downgraded

Oop- no the money loss

Sammy that kick was awesome marry me plz wait no u have Yaz marry her and then marry me

I knew they were fighting but god damn he rlly just shut the door or Darius like that

Kenji I love you dude but take this seriously 

Ooh the tension

Ouch, brooklynns death

Double ouch, Kenji blames Darius. Of course 

OH MY GOD HE’S OUT OF PRISON

“Once you lose my trust, you lose it. Forever.” Damn. Hang on let me go check off Kenji and his daddy issues off my bingo card rq

The girlies aren’t in a good place 😭😭 “why did she say something?” Plssss

I love how Sammy car jacked Ben by tickling him for his keys

Them abandoning Darius with Kenji 💀

I  love the rock climbing scene 

“where were you the night Brooklynn died?” Oop- we’re doing up this now?

OH!? oh

Awww fuckkkkkk 😭

That’s another mark on my card

YAY BROOKENJI IS OVER

but also damn… poor Kenji 

“Wait how do I get back down?” You’re so real Darius 

Aww bumpy noooo

Ep. 5

DANG THAT COMPY GOT SWEPT UP

“Hey that song kinda reminds me of that” *turns music off* oh

“Not taking family advice from a kid who hasn’t called his own mother in over a month.” OH. WERE YOU SILENT OR WERE YOU SILENCED. THE BOYS ARE TAKING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER 

YASAMMY

“Oh yeah, Darius warned me. LMFAO

Ohh she told you Benjamin. No more carob. 

The gyrosphereeeee

Oh fuck this guy whoever you are.

“Free the Dino’s.” YESSSSSSSS 

I had a feeling we’d see kenjis dad

“Did you have Brooklynn killed?” Oh going in hot ig

Oh shit- DAMN BEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME

OK, I feel bad for Sammy because even after all of these years, she makes one mistake by spying for mantah corp and people still kind of hold it over her head, even her best friends. that must suck 

Ooh the tension

“Don’t do the Japanese thing. You know I don’t speak it.” Ooh we’re bringing the culture too! JW ain’t playing 

Oh shit-

YOU DONT MANIPULATE MY SON ANYMORE OH SHITTTTTT

AHHH SAMMMYYYYYYYY

I love how Ben and Sammy take down a Dino abuser just as a little side quest

Aww they’re so cute  OH MY GOD WTF HE’S THE “WEVE GOT A PROBLEM DUDE”???

Poor kenji THATS RIGHT YOU STAND UP TO HIM KENJI FUCK YOU DANIEL

“Im not afraid to get my hands dirty” oh shit-

OH FUCK CAN THEY CAMOUFLAGE??

OHH SHIT

WHO TF IS THAT SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOLL I WANT MY MOM HELP

FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK WHAT THE HELL

POOR KENJI

THAT CANT BE A FUCKING REAL PERSON

WHO TF IS THAT IN THE CAR??

AWWWWWWWW FUCK KENJI IM SO SORRY

Ep.6

YAZ MY SWEET GIRLY HIIII AWW POOR GIRLY DAMN NOT EVEN A FULL MINUTE IN AND WERE ALREADY BRUNGING IN THE TRAUMA

she’s so pretty thoughhhh

Aww brooklynnn 

AWW THE BABY TALK

Aww the trauma poor baby I just wanna give her a hug

“Any particular reason I’m here and not Sammy?” Ooohh

Awwwww

Yaz I love you. You’re so pretty, and cool, and just a bunch of good things

OH MU GOD THAT PIC OF THEM IS SO CUTE

Are you gonna answer the phone Yaz?

YAYYYY SHE PICKED UP

MY GIRLIES I LOVE THEM

“Wait you’re coming here?” You can hear the panic in her voice.

IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU YAZ

Yaz is definitely suspicious. 

AHHH THEY SAID THE L WORD

I love this episode already

It’s so amazing that they’re actually addressing their mental health. I don’t think I’ve ever heard children’s shows say the words  traumatizing and ptsd.

Oop. So this is where you live Yaz?

Awwwwww she’s waiting for them AWWWWWWWWWWWW (MORE LIKE A SHRILL SHRIEK) THEYRE REUNITED 

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM CRYING 

Awww I love Ben and Yazs friendship so much

Ooh time to drop the news

This place is so pretty and nice and Yaz genuinely seems to be happy. Also she knows people :)

“Benny Boy.” Aww

Sammy is not enjoying this place lmao

“You’re favorite.” Oop-

UH OH IM SCARED I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT I DONT KNOW

WE GIT THE SCENE

BEN GET YIUR GOOFY ASS OFF THE GROUND

IM SCAREDDDDD 

Oh shit

AHHHHH 

OH FUCK FUCK I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGRUE DIDNT WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT IN CAMP CRETACEOUS 

I love that Sammy is trying to protect Yaz but she is taking it a little too far. Ben is me, I can’t see I’m blinddddd blinddddd blindddd

But also Yaz you didn’t keep in contact?? 

Oh shit Yaz has a point though *shrieking*

Not the fucking time Ben 

I take it back this isn’t my favorite episode I don’t love this episode

Ben struggling to give advice plssss. I love you dude

I love Yaz and Ben’s friendship so much though

“When me and my girlfriend—“ the swoop up, like right Yaz. “I’m sorry girlfriend?” Right. That’s what we’re all wondering

“Why does everyone act so surprised when I say that?” BECAUSE YOU’RE GAY??

OH FUCK OH FUCK PEOPLE ARE DYING OH FUCK RICH DIED

I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS BUT HE IS DEWD. EATEN. GONE OH SHIT POOR YAZ

aww poor Sammy I just thinks Yaz needs some great room. 

Sammy was definitely abt to say “how the hell”

WE GOT THE OTHER SCENE

The little side eye Ben gives Yaz after “big Ben’s got moves” <3<3

OH FUCK THEY ARE TRAPPEDOh dpw is here they got it

the little hand hold <3<3

OH FUCK THE DPW IS NOT THERE THEY DONT GOT IT THE DPW IS MAKING IT WORSE FUCK I HAD A FEELING 

OH FUCK THEYRE FAKLING IN THE WATER

OH MY GOD WTF

Ep. 7

Oh they are under under.

My worst fear lowkey

oh shit…

OH SHIT THEY ARE SO CUTE AWWWW

poor kenji… awww fuck this is so sad. 

Who is this guy??

Uh oh… the dpw

Kenji poor baby

WHAT ARE YALL JUST DOUING SITTING THERE???

Ben really? Ductape

That’s my strong girls 

Nah this shit is terrifying 

Oh thank god 

Oh shit we’re finding out what happened 

Aww a little girl 

Oop corruption… but for a good cause?

Oh shit

How tf did Brooklynn not feel those footsteps?

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Is Brooklynn actually dead? Moment of truth.

Awww no no no no 😭 Darius fuckkkkk 😢

I can’t believe they actually showed a pool if blood. Brooklynns pool of blood

Wait so they saw her dead body? So she’s actually dead? Or what?

Oh fuckkkkkklk 😖 

STOP 😭

AWWW YASAMMY IS SO FUCKING CUTW AWWWWv

Not the random Italian 😭

OOH FUCK NOT THE PASSWORD UH OH

STFU DUDE

Ben was WAITING to throw those phones

Yaz I love you. “I am so going to haunt them from beyond the grave.”

I KNEW THE ROOM WE SAW WAS BROOKLYNN’S PLACE

Her house is so cuteeee

Please Sammy your voicemail 😭 I love how we’re getting to hear everyone’s voicemail

Awww

Oooh the plot thickens

Oh shitttt BROOKLYNN WTF ARE U DOING?

A FEW MILLION?? PASS THAT ON OVER RIGHT OVER HERE

OH SHIT

Ep. 8

WTF ARE YALL DOING WHY ARE YOU DIRECTLY IN THE CAGE WITH THE DINO ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE ATP YOU’RE GIVING IT A FREE MEAL YAZ WTF ARE YOU DOING YALL ARE TESTING FATE RN

KENJI YOU CANT BE SCREAMING LIKE THAT ALSO WTF WAS THAT SCREAM but also I can’t judge that’s me when I see a spider 

Oh I forgot abt all of those voicemails Darius sent

Aw lowkey poor dinosaurs

Who is he?

Kenji you’re such a goofball. Eew no I take it back gagging barfing gross wtf 

No Brooklynn what���d we say abt the baby talk pls no

Yes, Darius I am sufficiently uncomfortable 

Uh oh the boys are tussling I’m getting flashbacks to Ben and Darius 

Awww dariusssss 😭

Camp fam try not to get recognized by strangers challenge quick, start

Damnnn Sammy that was smooth. 

Darius… why are you in that gross ass tub

Camp fam boys try not to be gross challenge 

WHATTT

HANDS TO MY MOUTH IM ACTUALLY SHOOK RN

WDYM “I WAS IN LOVE WITH BROOKLYNN”

I DIDNT THINK THERED BE DINOSTAR WTF

OMG

Please get out of the fucking tub

You don’t know what’s been done in there

Are we just abandoning all self respect we have 

HOLY SHIT

oh is it the video? The video of her death?

Bumpyyyy

Oh fuck… 

YAZ 😭😭😭 “boo.” Please I love youuu

Right, that’s my reaction lmao

Oop Brooklynns mad

Nah cause she stared at that dinosaur for 3 straight up seconds girl has your time on numblar taught you anything??

In my Abby Lee voice: “BROOKLYNN HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!”

no wonder your ass got ate

I’m sorry that’s mean.

I love you girly

Oh fuck.

Girly is dead

😭😭😭

“You and me, we’re brothers right?” STOP YOURE BREAKING MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭

Stoppppp

Will we ever find out why Darius wasn’t there??

Oop dinosaurs 

What’s wrong with bumpy??

AHHHH SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE CHAOS LINE “maybe not”

“What are you looking at?” Pftttt

Uh oh. He’s dead…

Oh well

Oh now they’re really looking 

“Yeah I don’t like that at all.” Yeah but I loveeee you Sammy 

Ep. 9

Poor Sammy but girl you need to chill

Bumpy???

Awww. I love yasammy and seeing them work through the it issues. ASWWWWWWW

OOH the gangs all here

How tf did Darius and Kenji scale that fence

Oh shit,

Miss ma’am you are too pretty to be participating in nefarious acts like this 

Lmfao “okay we get it you’re a climber”

What did I tell you girl? Way too pretty to be doing this shit

Come on Kenji put those protein drinks to work

Yaz wearing a crop top 🥰

Awww bunny nooo fuck fuck

Awww Ben 💔

Oh fuck no I would not be climbing up there 

the gangs all here

Okay kenji 

Damn Sammy you stay trying to knock kenji out I love you ❤️ 

Also the part where Yaz is covering both their mouths? So badass

Awww reunion how sweet

PFTTT DARIUS 

BUMPY NOOOO 😭

Oh so when they said international they meant international 

Oh shit…fuck… Brooklynn :(

LMFAO BEN

Oh…Ben 

Bumpy…

OH SHIT BUMPY IS SHE HAVING…

OH WAIT SAMMY’S SO PRETTY

FUCK WAIT BUMPY

NOOOOOOOO WTF

OH WAIT WTF

SAMMMYYYY 

STOP FOOLING US

YALL R SO WROMG FOR THAT

LMFA “DON’T THINK ABT IT BUD” 

cmon did you rlly have to ruin the happy moment?

Ep. 10

HOLY SHIT LAST EPISODE 

Oh the plot THICKENS 

SAMMY I LOVE YOU

OKAY BIG BEN OH SHIT BIG BENS DOWN

SAMMY I FUCKING LOVE YOU

OH SHIT OH SHIT THE TENSION IS INCREASING

NOOONOT HER SHE SCARES ME

AHHH I WANNA GO HOME

SHE CANT BE FUCKING REAL 

oh shit…

WAIT so it was the atrociraptors that killed Brooklynn???

OH FUCK HOW IS THIS A KIDS SHOW

YOU KNOW WHERE WHAT!?!?

OH FUCK

OH FUCK IT SMELLS THEM

OH SHIT

OH FUCK?

what if it’s Ronnie?

Oh it’s Mateo okay. 

TORO??

Aww yasammy

DAMN THAT SHOT WAS COOL THE TREX AND THE EXPLOSION 

HE PUNCHED IT 

AHHHHHH YAZ SAMMY YASAMMY OH MY GOD “MY GIRL” OH MY FUCKING GODDDD

NOW THAT WAS A SHOT STRAIGHT FROM TEXAS

THE KICK!?.

OH MY GODDDD HES ABOUT TO DO THE THING 

HES DOING THE THING OH MY GOD THE PARALLELS 

HOLY SHIT THIS SCENE IS INCREDIBLE 

THAT FUCKING ROAR

Oh?? The Broker??

HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET 

WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE AND HERE?

OH FUCK BYE BITCH WITH THAT UGLY ASS HAIRCUT 

Lmfao not them shitting on kenjis camper

Are they going to Brooklynn’s apartment?? Abroad?? 

THE LOOKS OF SHOCK ON THEIR FSCES RIGHT BEN THAT WAS MY REACTION 

AWWW NOT THE UNREQUITED LOVE TROPE

AWW FUCK :( :(

YAY WERE GOING ON AN ABROAD JOURNEY 

JESUS FUCK MATTEO 

OH MY GODDDD WERE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE CARGOSHIP 

RONNIEEEEEE HI DARLING

OH WAIT WTF RONNIE WHATE R U DOING DONT TELL ME…

wait…… is she texting…

Wait wait wait this could be either good or bad but I’m thinking good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT RUGHT 

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDD WE WERE RIGHT 

OH MY GOD SHES ALIVE AND SHE LOOKS SO BADASSS

[jewishbarbies]

I'm through with Leftists and through giving people the benefit of the doubt if they're not a teenager. If someone is 20+ and can't have a single solitary second of critical or reflective thought they have failed themselves and society. So much of their shit is so willfully ignorant, so easily fixable with a basic Google search or the reading of a few pages from a history book and they can't even do that. They cling to whatever some Tik Toker or tankie says like it's an indisputable scientific fact. Antisemitism is a huge factor but also people have gotten lazy as fuck. They want information spoon fed to them, they want everything without doing any of the work.

I could go on for hours talking about all the things I think about why we’re at this point with society, but all I’ve got the energy for rn is mood.

[turtle-with-vodka]

Cooking Up Chemistry

Lycawise fic 500 words

Summary: Lycaon and Wise cook "together"

Lycaon and Wise stood side by side in their cozy kitchen, sunlight filtering through the curtains, casting a warm glow on the countertops. It was their first attempt at cooking dinner together—a special evening they had been looking forward to for days. Lycaon, the more experienced of the two, had everything ready: the recipe, the ingredients, and a well-practiced plan. Wise, on the other hand, was enthusiastic but hopelessly clumsy in the kitchen.

“So, first, we dice the onions into one-fourth inch pieces,” Lycaon said, handing Wise a knife.

Wise nodded eagerly, grabbing the knife and attacking the onion with the intensity of someone who had watched too many cooking shows. The pieces flew in all directions—some were almost paper-thin, while others were thick enough to be mistaken for whole onion halves.

Lycaon stifled a laugh, his uncovered eye crinkling with affection. “Master, maybe a little more... even?"

Wise paused, staring at the mangled onion. “I don’t get it. It looked so easy when you did it!”

“That’s because I’ve had lots of practice. It’s all about the wrist movement—like this.”

Lycaon gently took Wise’s hand, guiding him through a smooth, even chop. “See? It’s not about speed.”

Wise bit his lip, concentrating hard. “Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it.”

But as soon as Lycaon stepped away, Wise reverted to his chaotic slicing technique, determined to master it his own way. The onions looked worse this time. Despite this, Lycaon stayed calm.

“We’re making soup, so... the uneven bits will just add texture,” he said with a playful grin. “It'll be different.”

Wise laughed, shaking his head. “You’re too nice. This is a disaster.”

“No, you’re learning. Besides, cooking together isn’t about perfection,” Lycaon reassured him, walking over to give him a quick kiss on the cheek. “It’s about spending time together. We’ll make it work.”

Next up were the tomatoes, which Wise immediately butchered beyond recognition. What was once a juicy tomato is now just juicy mush.

“Maybe I should just... supervise,” he muttered, looking about as defeated as the mush probably felt.

“Can't believe a tomato died for this.” Wise stared at it in offense.

Lycaon laughed softly, pulling Wise into a hug. His tail softly hitting the floor. “Or you could stir the soup once we get it in the pot? Low-stakes, but a crucial step in the process.”

Wise beamed. “I can definitely stir.”

As Lycaon prepped the remaining ingredients, he couldn’t help but smile at Wise’s determination to contribute, even if it wasn’t exactly going as planned.

Finally, the soup came together, with Wise expertly stirring, just as promised; thankfully not somehow spilling everything over the edge.

“See? We did it,” Lycaon said as he ladled the soup into bowls. “And it looks pretty good, if I do say so myself.”

Wise grinned sheepishly. “Yeah, but only because you saved it.”

“No, we saved it,” Lycaon corrected, handing him a spoon. “Team effort.”

Wise huffed. “Is it really a team effort if you had to do everything for me?”

Wise took a bite, his eyes lighting up. “Okay, this is actually amazing. You’re kind of a genius.”

Lycaon smiled, leaning in for another kiss. “Only because I’ve got the best partner by my side.”

Wise playfully shoved him away.

“Oh please, I'm certainly not the best partner in the kitchen.”

And well, after today no one could really say disagree could they?

Hello! Working on a slightly longer fic rn but I just suddenly had this idea hit me like a truck. So here is a short. Vodka finally saw this account and suggested it's probably smarter to just make this account the main account and honestly, yeah it is so Vodka is gonna(hopefully, please)change the layout when he posts this.

-Turtle

i edited the format a lil before posting. hopefully she gets into the habit of writing the ship and a summary just below the title granted, it's not like I do much anyway. Am writing something tho so there is that, will probably only be posted to Ao3 account tho idk yet

-Vodka

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

what is your opinion on non-muslim people saying things like inshallah and mashallah? i picked up the habit from listening to a muslim podcaster, and the muslim people i know irl said it was funny, but i worry they were just being polite.

Can’t speak for other Muslims or the Muslim people you know, of course but I can share my feelings.

Personally I’m not a fan and it puts me off a bit. I don’t have spoons much rn but I’ll try to get something down. In part I think because the words have becomes so memed by non-Muslims (all the whole Islam and just speaking Arabic continues to be treated negatively or demonized, hell I’m afraid to say things like inshallah at work or around strangers). Also because the phrases hold religious significance, which should be noticeable from the invocation of Allah(SWT) in them. Inshallah and it’s use even comes from the Quran 18:23-24,

“ And never say of anything, “I will definitely do this tomorrow,” without adding, “if Allah so wills!” But if you forget, then remember your Lord, and say, “I trust my Lord will guide me to what is more right than this.” ”

While Muslims certainly don’t always use it entirely genuinely and also meme with it, it is out phrases and practices so I believe we’re allowed to have fun and make jokes and not always be completely serious. It does come from religious practice, and one I have always had an affinity towards, of reminding and meditating on that Allah(SWT) is All-Knowing and whatever happens is because of His Will.

So it feels a little weird ig seeing non Muslims use it. “God willing” is a phrase in English, and if you want to use that go right ahead to express the sentiment. Either that gets the same thing across, or if it doesn’t and it feels weird then you could examine why you wanted to use inshAllah.

[lordgrimwing]

@nighttimepatrons's summary of the following snippet of a Idril/Tuor fic I'm working on rn.

There was, Tuor mused over dinner, such a thing as being too close to the king.

“How are things going?” Turgon asked, leaning across the table to look at his daughter with the kind of eager expression apparently all parents of any race had when they were hoping to hear they would soon be grandparents.

Idril took her husband’s hand. “We’re still trying,” she said fervently, squeezing Tuor hand as though he was the one who needed reassurance. “We’ll figure something out. We really want a baby.”

Tuor fought a losing battle against a blush. Really, did they have to talk about this right now? Of course, he wanted a child just as much as Idril did, but there was no telling if a Man and Elf could have one, and the passing months since their wedding was not heartening, but he wasn’t keen discussing his lovelife with his father-in-law of all people! He would have a grandchild from them or he would not, and the more memories Tuor had of conversations like one wouldn’t make the desired outcome any easier.

Turgon sighed and sat back in his seat. “Do tell me if there is anything you need? Anything at all.”

No, no, he might actually shrivel up into a dry husk if he had to ask the king for assistance with this.

“If only there was,” Idril lamented. 

Tuor wasn’t sure he could make it through the rest of the meal. This was too much, far too much. He had limits.

Luckily he was spared from an indecent exit when Maeglin, Idril’s dark cousin, slammed his soup spoon onto the table and stood. “Excuse me,” he said between gritted teeth and stormed from the family dining room, brown robe swirling in his wake. 

[newhologram]

"wow im sowwy i have such low spoons i couldn't possibly put an image ID in my post, can someone else do it for me uwu"

just admit you don't give two shits about people who use screen readers. you wrote up a whole ass text post with an image but your energy magically stops when it's time to be inclusive? lmao no. if you can't spare the energy to add an ID to that then don't post it at all you fucking cunt. and you don't get to act like it's a massive fucking burden on you that you have to shove off to someone else. actually vile behaviour from someone who's literally complaining about ableism. i hate this shit ass community

^ So this is actually ableism. ^ Lots of very nasty ableist projecting here which is disappointing but quite common on this site.

Chronic pain, fatigue, and brain fog are a thing. Limitations are a thing. My pain and meds wrecking my cognitive function, my symptoms demanding I take a break so I don’t go into the red and puke are a thing. My very nerve pain from using my hands is literally why I had to give up so many things, and why I can’t edit or type that much in a given day. It’s called disability for a reason.

(I queue most posts after chipping away at them. Only some posts are spontaneous.)

This is why we even use the concept of spoons. If I need to stop and save spoons to drive an hour to my doctor appt, or even just save them to cook a meal later, then I HAVE to do that. And I’d rather post something and ask for assistance from others who feel up to it than have a post keep sitting in my drafts for months and months. I have 2 year old posts I just can’t get my brain working for.

You’re so close with “energy magically disappeared”—so close. Bc that’s actually how disability and chronic illness is. Moment to moment we don’t know how we’re going to feel or when we’ll need to take a break.

It’s so funny bc the reason my backlog has gotten so much bigger over the past 3 years is bc I take so long to subtitle clips and write ID’s.

I’m not mad at you, but boundary-wise, it isn’t okay for you to take out your frustration with the community on me just bc I’m an easy and accessible target to anon rage at. I would recommend talking about this stuff in your journal or with a trusted friend or mental health professional before running off to say mean things you may later feel bad about.

Thank you to those who have always helped to ID things without judgment or projection. It seriously means so much bc I’ve got a lot on my plate with my health and home and job rn. I’m grateful for your kindness and for you seeing me as human and not just a content creation machine. I’m glad to be part of a community that understands that it’s okay to ask for help and to help each other. I’m glad we don’t have this unhealthy mindset of “I MUST do it myself or I’m a bad person.”

🙏🏻💙🥄♿️✨

[glittery--grandma]

SHUT UP NO i’m gonna cry😭😭😭

CHLOË. MY ROYAL MONARCH! THE AUTHOR OF MY DREAMS! And we’re mutuals??

I’m fangirling so hard rn straight up, idk what to do with myself😭😭😭

(I love you so much honestly, but btw I think you owe some people an apology; namely, my bff for getting a phone call at like, 11:30pm from me squealing when you decided to continue Spoons and Stars, and probably my dad too for being woken up by said squealing and crying💀)

You are so sweet omg I can't. Also sorry I just saw this, it didn't show up on my phone for some reason. Rude, tumblr!

I am very sorry to your bff and your dad but also I'm not sorry at the same time 😂 without you and @tonks89n I wouldn't be writing again at all, and I've had such a fun month writing and getting back into it, so I'm grateful to the both of you, always 🥰

[bonniebird]

Emmett x Fem!Reader

Requested by Anon

December event

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“Why’re we all here?” Rosalie said as she joined Emmett at the kitchen table. Bella, Alice and Jasper had also been summoned. Even Alice wasn’t too sure until you burst into the room with a bag full of cooking supplies and a printed-out list.

"I’m entering a cookie bake-off and I need a team." You said as you tipped everything out on the counter and lofted the list of rules in the air until Alice snatched the gracefully out of your hands.

“So you thought five of your team members, who can’t eat human food, would be a good choice?” Emmett said. You glared at him and held up another sheet of paper.

“This is my rival. We’re mortal enemies and we have to beat them.” You continued. Emmett was chuckling now and Rosalie swatted at his arm before softly speaking up to encourage you to keep explaining. Once you explained the rules and showed them the list of ingredients that were allowed you fell silent.

“So… when is the contest?” Emmett asked.

“It’s in two hours.” You said quickly. 

“Oh. So there’s no rush then.” He muttered. The kitchen was suddenly a flurry of activity as Rosalie took charge of weighing everything out, Emmett and Bella were assigned to find the bowls, spoons and trays that they would need. Jasper went with Esme to the store to get some cookie cutters while Alice made neat name tags for each flavour of cookie and team member. Once you were done it was clear that you’d be a strong contender.

“So what now?” Emmett asked.

“We pack them up and take them. Then we need to set the table up and go through each round. Each round has a different theme.” You explained.

“You didn’t mention that earlier… I’ll go and get what we need and meet you there.” Alice said and quickly vanished. Everyone else went to Rosalie’s car while you slowly and carefully carried the boxes of cookies out of the kitchen, worried that you’d drop them.

Emmett tags:

@savagemickey03 @zoomdeathknight @pheonix4269 @bloodrose @sarahbullet235 @lovelyy-moonlight @stellasblog @DeanWinchestersgirl87 @thekayarlene @linkpk88 @babypink224221 @lisainhell @spiderwebs-blog @gryffindorqueensworld @rockyrascal @twerp8999 @lovesanimals0000 @lovesanimals0000 @theletterhart @bluebear142077 @boardstomymood @alexxavicry @daughterofthenight117 @multi-fandom5 @justice-for-the-kaldorei @rafecameronswhore @kaylantus @supernatural-wolfie @devilslilbabysblog @why-am-I-here-01 @maxineswritingcenter @babygrinchsblog @alwaysadreamingoptimist @love1deandra @archaeologydigit @im-eating-rn @bucketbunny @littlefreakingfangirl @jayyeahthatsme @gillybear17 @gatefleet @lchufflepuffcorn @Kaitieskidmore1 @slxthxrxn-sxmp @jamie-c-bower-simp @hc-geralt-23 @readingbookelf @gatefleet @boardstomymood @heeheehoohoohahahihi @sakurarukas @elenavampire21

[queer-reader-07]

thank you for the tag @ineffabildaddy !

pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people

Q - (A) Question of Lust by Depeche Mode (I’m sorry this is the closest i could get for ‘q’)

U - Unstoppable by Disturbed

E - Eat Your Young by Hozier

E - Everything’s Fine (Nuke Song) by Roe Kapara

R - Ring of Fire by Social Distortion (best version of this song and you can’t change my mind)

R - Resist and Bite by Sabaton

E - Everyone’s Dying (Grandma’s Drunk Again) by Roe Kapara

A - Asylum by Disturbed

D - Damage Gets Done ft. Brandi Carlile by Hozier

E - Everyday by Buddy Holly (y’all. i straight up couldn’t think of anything else this is only in my head because of good omens)

R - Red Wine Supernova by Chappel Roan

(ignore the 07, we’re not touching those rn)

i do not have nearly enough spoons to tag anyone right now, so consider yourself tagged if you see this

[angelsofneonandgarbage]

sorey for being a bit. scary on main. i just finished madk vol. 3 which is finally out in english and i was so excited for it but the ending is a near closed-loop cyclical ending which always really bothers me n puts me in a state in nihilistic anxiety/dissociation idk but also. it just makes me wanna feel things again. i wanna stop taking my meds. ive had the upped dose for a week ish now n its bringing back my paranoia which should settle in a week tops but it's bothering me bc it means i cant listen to tma bc that's creepy enough to set it off. sorry i swear my mental health has actually been better these last couple of days im slowly regaining mental functionality to an extent but i keep slipping and falling and i just. don't have the spoons to figure out every problem i have and address them enough to be functional again. like there's the attachment problems w my ex which keep coming back every time i feel like jm getting over them, the chronic exhaustion and general symptoms of pots, my meds fucking with me, general depression but also manic episodes, the fact im way over budget but my mum wants me to get her a 60 quid fountain pen for her birthday/mothers day and im not going to be there to see her around that time anyway sso i have even less of an excuse to cheap out. and ive been committedly lying abt my mental state to my parents to convince them im getting better than i was at xmas even tho im worse bc my mum will come up here and invade my uni life if she realises how bad i am doing

ah yeah i hate when fiction leads to like a major dissociative bit especially bc i love to use media as an escape when im floating out my body and then it goes and makes it worse and sets off a chain reaction of pent up shittiness? the absolute worst fr

not to sound like an overbearing parent but pls take ur meds !!!!! ik it sucks rn getting thru the adjustment phase but think of how things will change once u get used to them! u may not notice a crazy positive change right away but think of the small things. like u can listen to tma again once ur adapted to ur meds!! even if it’s something small that gets u thru daily tasks like that. u could take ur pills in the morning and be like “this is for u martin”

and oh god ex drama we both know that one well. idk if it would help but maybe if every time u have a like thought abt them that makes u feel any way that’s great just text me ur thoughts to try and get them out yk. like how i texted u like “the voices!!” when i was talking abt my ex like the other week pls feel free to do that back if u think it would help

and exhaustion and depression suck man i wish i had some like quippy little tip or smthn for u there but i’m suffering right there with u on those. and maybe just the thought that we’re going thru that together could help? holding ur hand thru the horrors <3

and oh man money problems r the worse omg. ik u said the pen is like 60 quid and mothers day is coming up so idk what ur like personal budget is looking like but me when i’m trying to make bigger purchases is i set aside a few bucks a day like just a few dollars $2 or $3 nothing that seems like a lot just a little snack or drink price but somthing that adds up a decent bit when done for a few days straight and u have like two ish weeks till then right? so u could make a decent dent with that plan

and hey i’m all for lying to parents but i think u shoukd consider the possibility that u may need to ask for help at one point even tho that’s so hard and ur mom will get all up in ur business but maybe it could help. or u could think of ur daily life like ur mom is there or nearby as a way to like watch urself and try to control what ur doing if that makes sense?