#we will have a spring wedding“

[fandomcringebucket]

update: made a new durge named Meliora, she looks like this

...and I just had a terrible realization

[sunderwight]

Liushen AU where SY transmigrates into SJ's older brother, and subsequently nopes them right out of the slavery backstory by using his general knowledge of the story and actually being an adult in a kid's body to just leave (basically) with SJ and YQ.

SY carts them both up to Cang Qiong for the next sect trials. It's actually not all that hard, the trickiest part is getting enough to eat and finding safe places to sleep between leaving the slavers and taking the trials (SY manages just barely, with considerable help from his new little brothers.) Nobody bothers to go after them because it's before Qiu Jianluo and this style of human traffickers mostly operate by virtue of their merchandise having nowhere else to go. Chasing down runaways is an expense not worth indulging, given that most of them either come straight back or die of exposure.

Anyway, they take the trials, and as expected YQY gets chosen to become a personal disciple for the sect leader, and SJ gets chosen by the Qing Jing Peak Lord, but also as (kind of) expected (by SY alone) nobody wants SY. He's older the Yue Qi, so too old, and unlike YQ and SJ his cultivation potential isn't striking enough to make any exceptions for him.

SY, however, can't leave it at that. He's spent more than five minutes with the street kid codependency gang, so he's gotten attached to both of them. And he knows what will happen if they're left to their own devices and The Plot proceeds accordingly. (Also, they keep threatening to not stay at the sect if SY doesn't stay too, for some reason.) So with a heavy heart and internal candle lit for himself, SY heads to Bai Zhan Peak. Which is the only peak that accepts disciples by way of them turning up and refusing to leave.

SY's not much of a fighter. He actually really hates the atmosphere on BZP, he's not bad at physical cultivation (his health's pretty good in this life, ironic considering how much worse his situation was) but the random ambushes and survival-of-the-fittest stuff is just not his brand. But that's okay, because it turns out that BZP actually DESPERATELY needs disciples on the actual peak who are interested in things other than fighting and cultivating their own strength. Stuff like, filling out requisition requests for An Ding every time things break, apologizing to An Ding every time things break again, organizing schedules, browbeating senior disciples into actually teaching, educating disciples on virtually any artistic or social skill, hosting lectures on how to beat vicious beasts without just overpowering them, and etc.

Okay so some of this stuff isn't and has never actually been on Bai Zhan's curriculum but Shen Yuan is going to make this place tolerable. And stop these children from needlessly getting acid burns or lyme disease or scurvy or whatever. He keeps internally chewing out Airplane for designing a sect system that means there are a lot of largely unsupervised 12-year-olds running around the wilderness on a mountain picking fights all the time. (When he actually meets Shang Qinghua and figures him out he switches to doing it in person, of course, in twice-monthly bitching sessions that look a lot like budding friendship.)

Of course one of the worst offenders is the Liu kid, who SY would suspect was actually raised by wolves if he didn't know for a fact that Liu Qingge has a younger sister, and also the kinds of nice clothing and letters from home that strongly imply not only does he have a family, but that the family is pretty well-off. Liu Qingge is at first deeply offended by SY being a BZP disciple. He rarely fights anyone, and uses tricks and evasion tactics whenever a fight can't be avoided. And he does other annoying stuff, like pestering him about meals and baths and lecturing him on identifying dangerous plants and the early signs of qi deviation. This is not what their peak is about! He should get with the program already! Just fight stuff until you're too tired to keep fighting stuff!

Also SY's younger brother, SJ, is pure evil (at least according to baby Liu Qingge) even though his other younger brother (?) is cool and nice.

Anyway, Liu Qingge stops complaining about SY after their first mission together, where Liu Qingge doesn't lose a fight but does get into a kind of pyrrhic victory situation where he's really badly hurt, and it's SY who helps him win (correctly identifying the monster and then pointing out its weakness) and takes care of him afterwards and gets him safely back to Cang Qiong. SY expresses surprise at LQG actually being polite to him, and LQG realizes that he's been a colossal ass if people think he wouldn't be grateful to someone who saved his life, so the usual Liushen dynamic proceeds from there. Liu Qingge starts bringing SY fans he leaves behind and hunts down animals that are supposed to be useful for bolstering weak cultivation, SY invites LQG to tea and keeps the critters as pets, etc etc.

SY doesn't get the Head Disciple position, because that's only acquired via beating the current peak lord in combat and lol no. Also he's not interested in stealing it from Liu Qingge, to whom it rightfully belongs (in his mind). But that's fine, because Liu Qingge takes the position when the next generation ascends and then he lets SY exclusively handle all the peak duties SY actually likes (mainly teaching). It's perfect -- Liu Qingge gets to focus on his War God antics and occasional administration/meetings without having to deal with students his has no patience for, but the disciples of BZP don't get neglected because SY is actually teaching and organizing classes and student care. BZP hasn't enjoyed a golden age like this since it was founded!

Things are pretty good overall, but Shen Yuan knows that it's only a matter of time before The Plot shows up, and so he can't rest completely easily.

Meanwhile, the will-they-or-won't-they bets on Liushen have been going strong for a while now. The thing is, most of their martial siblings are convinced that these two are already "together", and just being circumspect about it. Those who know SY well (like SJ, YQY, and SQH) know better but think that SY's romantic obtuseness is to blame, whereas those who know LQG well (LMY, WQW, and MQF) are pretty sure that it's actually LQG's obtuseness that's the problem. Of course it's actually both of them, so efforts to "fix" matters by getting through one of their thick skulls inevitably run afoul of the other's.

An additional complication is of course: SJ doesn't like LQG (mutual), and now that he's the leader of his own peak, he wants to poach SY to come and live there. Not only so he can have one of the 2 people he trusts actually close at hand, but also because SJ also hates actually teaching the atrocious little brats on his peak, and would like to have SY come and do it for him. YQY is still a total pushover for him too, and is also now the sect leader, so YQY agrees that SY can change peaks if SY and LQG both agree to it.

Liu Qingge, of course, is a no, but he's a variable "no". He's not going to hold Shen Yuan against his will or anything.

As for Shen Yuan, it's... complicated. He doesn't really like BZP, but it's gotten a lot better than it was at the start. These days he's actually pretty proud of his accomplishments, and it's more comfortable, but it's still a rough and rowdy place with fewer creature comforts, libraries, or other appealing points than QJP. Also, if he goes to Qing Jing to teach, he can personally ensure that SJ doesn't go around persecuting any of his students!

But... SJ never lived with the Qiu family in this AU, and even though SY's not totally clear on what the PIDW backstory for SJ was, he knows he's a better guy now than the scum villain in the book was. He has a reputation for making cutting remarks, not for being an abusive snake or a lecher. SY's honestly less worried about him doing anything bad at all, and there are other people on QJP who can teach. It might even be good for SJ to promote more people to fill out a social circle he can rely on! That guy needs more friends, seriously.

And QJP really doesn't need more layabout literary intellectual types who get into pointless arguments, which is all SY would be if he went there. Just yet another nerdy scholar for the rich kids with middling cultivation that the peak favors to ignore. At least on BZP he's filling a gap.

SY is clearly torn, and the fact that SY's considering it has LQG upset, and LQG doesn't handle being upset very well, so of course they have an argument about it. SY storms off to cool his head and LQG is like, this is it, he's gone to Qing Jing Peak, I've drive him off by being too aggressive and he's probably remembering all those times I told him he didn't belong here and oh no what have I done maybe if I build him a heated bath and get him books he will come back???

Turns out that SY just went to An Ding to vent at SQH while SQH was like "I think you would have fewer problems if you and Liu Qingge just got married and my disciples could call you Shigu to your face instead of behind your back" and SY threw melon seeds at him and sulked on his fainting couch (which is always cold for some reason...)

Thus begins the Liushen Divorce Arc where SY tries to be anywhere but BZP or QJP, Liu Qingge tries to figure out what thing he can punch to fix this not-punchable problem, SJ is like "I don't see what the big deal is they should break up Liu Qingge is awful and I want my brother to teach my classes for me" like the spoiled youngest sibling he's finally allowed to be, YQY is trying to moderate this Hades vs Demeter situation and is all "well maybe SY could spend half the year on QJP and half on BZP?", and Liu Mingyan is going "I know my brother if this doesn't work out he is going to die single and pining like an idiot" and so keeps conscripting other disciples to y'know, lock SY and LQG into storage closets together (ineffective: LQG can punch through walls) or at least get them in the same room (underestimating SY's willingness to yeet himself out of windows to avoid awkward social interactions.)

By the time Luo Binghe joins the sect (as a Qiong Ding disciple), the drama is in full swing and is the main topic of gossip across most of the peaks.

[recurring-polynya]

It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.

This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.

Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:

B: Rukia. You know your friend?

Rukia: My who now?

B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?

Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?

B: Yes, him.

Rukia: What about him?

B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?

Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.

B: You must be Renji.

Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?

[visenyaism]

at the end of the day i can always count on her to be real

[qoldenskies]

What if they got kidnapped by Big Mama or the Foot or something and Donnie was forced into solitary slash sensory deprivation through a one way mirror as an interrogation torture thing and they all flip out and go on a rampage-

anon i think im in love with you

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

whaaaaat

[ruvviks]

we would sell anything just to buy who we're not // we kill our way to heaven

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[hanakou-often]

Hiii, it's me again, I'm back for more !! ^_^ (Hanako and Kou baking donuts person btw !!)

Since becoming a ghost, Hanako has had difficulty feeling things - physically feeling things, that is. His translucent hands fade through everything, and it takes quite a bit of willpower to make objects move. Fifty years, he's been isolated from touch completely. Hanako is mostly used to it, by now, and yet ... he still finds himself yearning for a warm touch.

He lets his hands fall loose, like a puppet. It's not like they have any use anymore, anyway. Now that he's dead, his hands are mostly used for expression. They "work," yeah, but he can't feel. A permanent layer between him and the world of the living. Like a sheer glove.

And then Nene and Kou come along.

Hanako can barely contain his excitement - it's been so long since he's felt anything but the chill of death. Nene's hair is soft and silky, and he likes braiding and styling it. The texture reminds him of his mother, a bit.

And Kou - Kou is exceptionally warm. He likes to lay his head on his shoulder and ruffle his golden hair. Feel his soft breathing as his chest slowly rises and falls. When he presses their palms together, he can nearly feel Kou's pulse - almost as if it's his own. The steady rythym of his still beating heart is a massive soother for Hanako. Besides, he gets to trace the scars on the kid's palm. Ironically, they look almost like sparks of lightning.

Basically, Hanako is touch starved, and that's why he's like that. Like Tsukasa, I think he'd love to hang off of people as much as he could, if they'd allow it.

Sorry, this is kind of long ... ( ﾟεﾟ；)

Also, I apologize if this is ooc !!

NAHHHH IT ISNT OOC AT ALL I WAS ACTUALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS!!! AUGHHSUGHH YOURE A MIND READER OH MY GODDDD

While I was writing my fic I was thinking about how Hanako's sense of touch was pretty shit (given he can't perceive temperate well) and I STRUGGLED to find the pretty words to describe them but YOU DID THAT SO PERFECTLY HERE CCC: HANAKO OVERCOMPENSATING HIS SENSORY ISSUES BY BEING AS HANDS ON AS POSSIBLE WITH THE PEOPLE HE LOVES IS SOOO GOOD!! AUAGHSUHHHB IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THIS IS SO SWEET

[bakedbananners]

sending this to you bc idk who else to say this to: kabru looking more moe over the course of dungeon meshi is bc he started estrogen

like good for her!

[wispstalk]

'the Grand Champion was a rude little RATDICK! suck-fucking... housecat... ratdick! so I said, "people like you. are the reason that the Divines don't talk to us anymore." and I strutted through the bloodworks.' -- owyn, probably

[mosses-gate-3]

bg3 really said "oh you have a thing for ballroom dancing, hate greedy rich people, think people being cringe is ridiculously cute, and struggle to appreciate your own self-worth even as you relentlessly defend that of others?" and handed me wyll ravengard

[sunderwight]

Thinking about an SVSSS AU where, after Shen Qingqiu self-destructs, Luo Binghe does successfully resurrect his dead shizun.

But it's the wrong shizun.

Shen Jiu doesn't remember anything after his actual death, so the last thing he knew, Luo Binghe was his much-loathed teenage disciple, Liu Qingge hated his guts, and his reputation was maybe not the best in the cultivation world but he certainly hadn't been outed as a mass-murderer or embroiled in some twisted, perceived love affair with his least liked student, who it turns out is also some kind of over-powered demon. He doesn't adjust well to the developments that occurred while he was out of operation.

Meanwhile Luo Binghe at first thinks it's reverse amnesia or something, that whatever memories SQQ lost before have been regained, but also that he's lost other memories in the meanwhile. Struggles a bit with the idea that he apparently became the new traumatic thing that his shizun wanted to forget. And then he starts to think that it might be worse than that, and that his shizun has Come Back Wrong, because he does know what Shen "Qingqiu" is like when he's stressed out and furious and struggling, and it's still not like this vitriolic snake of a man he's somehow ended up with.

Eventually, Luo Binghe pieces together that something else must have happened when his shizun qi deviated all those years ago. That this soul is just flat-out not his shizun's soul, but it is also clearly Shen Qingqiu's, which means that Luo Binghe's actual shizun was some kind of spirit that took possession of Shen Qingqiu's body for a while. This is intensely distressing news, although not for any of the normal reasons -- how can he resurrect Shizun if he can't even use this body to call back his soul?!

Meanwhile Mushroom Shen Yuan is trying (and failing) to talk himself out of going to just like, check on Binghe. Quickly. Before he finalizes his whole disappearing-into-the-horizon thing. Which he is definitely absolutely going to do. Once he's just, y'know, sure that Binghe is okay now.

[moonshynecybin]

Who initiated the Rosquez first time and where? Also is it a one time thing for a while until they just pine forever and vale gives into Marc’s puppy dog eyes.

ive answered about their first time here, where i do think marc just shoots his shot post-podium tbh... but upon review of the material for a specific date i would throw my dart at my beautiful girlfriend laguna seca 2013 bc she is bananassssssss <3 and they flirt literally the entire weekend. its also sexy for narrative!! like the corkscrew maneuver is such a signal of how similar they are, how much marc idolizes vale, the passing of the torch from one legend to another, etc. like if they fucked for the first time there and then later after sepang vale says THAT WAS ACTUALLY WHEN I STARTED HATING HIM? i mean GOD. and only marc would know that vale is like. not only saying that as a repudiation of him as successor to the throne, but also as a deeply personal reference to their breakup. like. insane.

imo they are fucking pretty consistently from their first time in 2013 until sometime in late 2015 but never as like. a defined relationship. like mostly contained to race weekends nasty insane disrespectful (and frequently goofy lbr) sex in each other's motorhomes but well. i dont think my man vale is entirely letting himself conceptualize in his whole brain that he is in love with marc. like crucially. he is repressing that so hard lol. so yeah it remains amorphous and undefined amd kind of fucked up and lazy and hot but they both want it so bad. like during this period if vale thinks about marc theoretically fucking anyone else he feels like he cant breathe and has NO idea why. fucks off to the club in order not to think about it. texts marc a dumb joke feels weird about it gets blasted with uccio. rinse. repeat.

[fireworkss-exe]

I'm going to end up in a mental institution one day

[and-fishing-equipment]

yeahe i'm tech savvy. tech-quila. what the fuck is a laptop

[treasure-goblin]

Me, low empathy: *makes a purely logical argument*

Friend, high empathy: *agrees with me and supports my statement with emotional argument instead of disagreeing*

Me: is this this love?