#we were just like 👁👁 to eachother

[dlrge]

played tcm with one of my besties today and one of the matches started with her getting chased relentlessly by leatherface for like 3 minutes straight meanwhile me and johnny were making kissie faces at eachother thru the bars next to one of the basement doors

[wifey-ohara]

Yooo

Could I request a Hobie x gn reader where they're roommates and both can't sleep and just kinda catch eachother snooping in the kitchen at 3 am and then decide to cuddle until they fall asleep?

(Have a nice day/night!)

Ok this is funny asf bc i can imagine one of them elbow deep in some bag looking at the other like a deer in headlights while the other is "👁👄👁"💀😭

And they were (are) roommates

Hobie brown&gn!Reader

notes: fluff, could be read as platonic or going-to-be-romantic, hobie is the best raccoon out there, cuddles! We love that, author forgot how to write snackes,does he plural end in "es" or just "s"? Just ignore it, not proofread, written on the spot

You couldn't sleep. It was a simple fact, yet so fucking annoying

Dropping your gaze from the ceiling you looked at the clock beside you

2:17am

With a goan you turned around on your side, taking your cover with you and tried getting comfortable in the bed

And kept doing that for the next hour

Finally you gave up sitting up on your bed and glaring at nothing in particular

"if i ain't getting no sleep at least i can eat" you whispered, kicking off the cover with your legs as if it assaulted you

Standing up, you made your way to the kitchen quietly, you didnt want to wake hobie up, at least one of would get some sle-

Too much for that...

You stared as you tried to hold in your laughter, doing your best at a poker face attempt as the sound of something moving inside a bag stopped as your roommate , hobie, snapped his head towards you and stared at you, as if he was a raccoon you caught eating your food

Giggles started to escape your throat as the thought crossed your mind, pressing your lips together to contain your wide smile

"ay, whacha laughin'bout!?" he barked out, a frown on his face yet a smile making it way through

You couldn't hold ot any further, you threw your head back, eyes squeezed shut and howling with laughter, shoulders shaking and arm holding you up right by grasping a wall nearby

You didn't see him rolling his eyes at you and continuing to ravage through the bag he has in hand

With a more steady breath you calmed down, at least enough to talk and understand talking, giggles still bubbling up in you chest

"you couldn't sleep too huh" hobie asked, glancing at you going to the fridge

"yup" you answered "stuffing my face with food was next best option"

"fair" he agreed, noticing how you grabbed a handful of snacks, an idea popped up

"how bout we go and put on a movie, grab more snacks and make this into a movie night? -day? Eh whatever" he thought

".. Yeah that sounds good, you go, put something on and I'll grab the snacks " you answered, and he groaned

"ughh, you know i don't know how that crap works" he grumbled, going to do it anyway

You chuckled, grabbing more snacks and following him, plotting yourself on the couch and watching him trying to work out a streaming service, you're still confused on how someone (as cool as him) can't do something as simple, especially since he was your age

After a couple of tries he succeed and throws himself beside you, leaning to get the blanket on the other end of the sofa

"get closer, the blanket's too small" he reminded, you always said to replace it but you never did

Scotting closer you leaned on him and he dropped the blanket on both of you and laid down, focus drawed over to the screen in front of you

An hour in you noticed the he stopped reaching out for the m&ms on the coffee table and that his breathing slowed

Glancing up you saw he was fast asleep, features relaxed and peaceful

You decided to join him so you cozyed up to him and closed your eyes, letting his breathing, and steady heartbeats drive you to a peaceful slumper too

[tainted-heartz]

HEYYEEEYEY ITS MYSTERY PERSON AGAIN (yk at this point its always a wally x reader🧍‍♀️ANYWAYS-)

Ok so what if it was another sunrise (again😔) Y/N WAKES UP AND OPENS THERE EYES AND SAW THAT WALLY WAS A HUAMN AND SHOOK WALLY AWAKE "WALLY WAKE TF UP" SO they (*cough*finally*cough*)woke wally up and he was confused like "mf I love you but it's 6 IN THE MOR-" then he saw y/n as a puppet AND look down at his hands to see that he was human and was like "istg ima kill someon-" BUT FINALLY THEY BOTH CALM DOWN AND GET READY FOR THE DAY AND THEY TRY TO TEACH EACHOTHER HOW THE HUMAN/PUPPET BODY WORKS AND ECT, AND ALSO LWTS JUST SAY WALLY WAS (finally 😥) TALLER THEN Y/N!!

(Also another sence that wally puts y/n on a high place where they couldn't get down he walked away whistling and while y/n on the other hand was cussing wally out telling him to put her down👁👁 also the neighborhood heard y/n yelling)

| THIS IS A SILLY IDEA DEAR LORD U KEEP GIVING ME SILLY IDEAS AND I LOVE IT MYSTERIOUS PERSON THIS IS GONNA BE A LIL LONG SO ENJOY!!(and once again using an older image of wallys human ver clown made) |

- it was a normal morning , or well at least you thought till you sat up and stretched. your body felt more..plush like? you shrugged it off till when you looked at wally he was human. that wasn't normal , of course it wasn't- you sat there for a minute before gently shaking wally. “ wally. wally darling wake UP. ” wally mumbled and swatted your hand away. “ dearest , I need my beauty sleep why are you bugging me at such an early hou- ” as he turned to look at you well..you weren't how he remembered you looked before. he hoped this was a dream till you spoke again. “ a-..and you're human as well. oh god why me of all people! ” you hopped out of bed only to fall RIGHT on your face.

- wally panicked and slowly sat up and made his way over to you to help you up. “ dearest , I may have to tell you that puppet bodies just feel lighter..you have to get used to it. ” “ how are you so calm about this! you're TALLER than me now it's not even fair! ” “ oh it's very much fair..I'm in denial. ” he said with a smile. “ plus this may be a one day thing , like a small curse you could say. just curious why it has to be us. ” wally said as he lifted you up off the ground. “ wally , I'm not a baby. ”

- “ oh but dearest you'll walk around like a newborn if I let you walk around anymore till we get ready. ” he sat at his vanity , placing you down on his lap. “ we can get ready like this. ” this was almost humiliating but you guessed this is how wally felt the various times you'd picked him up and even embarrassed him. you can't tell how wally felt about being human but you could tell he was still getting used to not feeling light.

- “ ..you look very different , dearest. it's not a terrible strange I just can't help how your hair looks now. ” wally said with giggle as he looked down at you. “ oh shut up , at least mine doesn't look like a cinnamon roll. ” you rolled your eyes and reached over to grab your hairbrush but every time you brushed it or tried to style it , it would just pop right back into place. after a few attempts you merely gave up on styling your hair and watched wally style his.

- “ puppet hair isn't the same as human hair , y/n. I hope you're aware. ” “ I am now. ” you mumbled and were lifted up and held again as wally stood up. “ oh well..you can pick out your outfit and such for the day. I need to see what it's like to eat. ” he placed you down and left you to your own devices.. of course he'd go see what it's like to eat normally.

- you were getting used to walking by now , a few stumbles here and there but once you were in the living room you didn't see wally about anywhere. you felt like a damned parent having to look after their child. “ wally , where did you even go? ” “ kitchen , dear. ” peeking into the kitchen you noticed he was just..sitting there and reading a newspaper. it was weird how he wasn't acting like anything was different. he'd even changed into his normal attire without your knowledge. “ oh and dearest , you sadly can't eat. we don't really have stomachs. ” “ you don't have teeth either , of COURSE I CANT EAT! ” “ don't raise your voice or I'll put you in time out. ” “ time OUT? oh I'd love to see you try- ”

- wally placed the newspaper down and grabbed you by your waist , lifting you off the ground. you squirmed but were placed on top of the fridge , wally just smiling at you. “ now I won't let being a human stop me from finishing that painting poppy wanted..love you dearest! ” “ IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME UP HE- and you're gone. cool. ” you sigh then resorted to talking with home. “ ..home , can you irritate him for me? ” squeakkkk. “ thank you. ” it was enjoyable to hear wally yell about his paint spilling but knowing you'd have to stay this way for the rest of the day wasn't too bad. you hoped at least.

[thethreeeyed-raven]

Oh Em Gee, your request are open 🫣😵‍💫🥵😫 You already know who I'm here who 🐦‍⬛👁👁👁

(Also if you have a taglist add me bbg)

Bran x Reader please!! Preferably fem reader but GN is fine! (I felt so embarrassed writing this req idek)

Anywho, maybe Bran had just married reader (right after returning to winterfell) . She had been with him and Meera on their journey to and from beyond the walls. So they've pretty much grown up with eachother.

Feel free to change whatever you want, but what if readers had a really bad day and all she wanted to do was hold Bran. So they're in bed and she's just holding him to her chest 😫. Cause he knows she needs the comfort more than her 🫣.

And she's worried for the future, so Bran is just telling her some moments that they will experience. Like together they visit a warmer kingdom for political reasons, but that they are both happy and safe.

IM SO SORRY IF THIS WAS WEIRD JUST IGNORE IF YOU DONT WANNA WRITE IT! Just do whatever you want to it, I'm good with anything fluff, smut, angst you name it. I just want a happy ending 🫣❤️❤️😘😘 TYSM

we shall have to wait and see

navigation | warnings : fem!reader, slightly suggestive, talks of children, pet names, reader might seem a bit childish ngl, reader is wearing a dress, a little dig at brans nose but i promise i fucking love his nose it’s so hot, um anyways- | a/n : if this ain’t what you wanted, i apologise BUT BRAN FLUFF IS LIFE | bran stark playlist | tags : @lost-in-fiction-like-ur-mom @knight-of-flowerss

Sometimes you hated being the Queen, but you loved Bran, and Bran was the King, so you did your duty as his queen.

It got lonely in the castle sometimes, so you liked to walk through the rebuilt gardens.

Of course, you attended meetings of the utmost importance, but sometimes you just didn't feel like it.

Since the war with the white walkers, you had constantly been paranoid of the future. Always worrying about every little thing.

As you entered your chambers, you took some of the uncomfortable jewelry you were wearing off, slipped off your shoes, and clambered into the silk sheets on your bed.

Podrick entered the room with Bran, wheeling him towards the bed then bowing his head in your direction.

"Your grace."

Once the door was shut, Bran lifted himself onto the bed, then positioned himself so he was laying down.

You swung your leg over him, positioning yourself on top.

"Eager are we?" Bran smirked as he placed his hands on your hips.

Your hand was cupping his cheek as you gently stroked it with your thumb, instantly he knew something was wrong.

"What's the matter sweetheart?" He grabbed your other hand, the one on his cheek still stroking the soft flesh.

"Do I worry too much?" Your glossy eyes travelled to his.

Bran wasn't going to deny it, you did worry too much, but you had a right to.

"Maybe a little too much, but so what?" His hand travelled under the skirt of your dress and he softly caressed the flesh of your thigh.

"I think the council finds it annoying." You paused for a moment, Bran tilted his head. "Can you tell me about our future?"

Bran already knew the majority of your future together, he may or may not have had a little peak.

"Well," He brought your head down to his chest, gently kneading your hair. "Together we shall visit Dorne, for political reasons of course, but we will meet lots of nice people, and they will welcome us warmly." Bran felt you smile against him, making him smile too.

"I've always wanted to go to Dorne." You gently whispered, toying with one of the sleeves of his shirt.

"Maybe we shall have children, I'm not sure of that one yet..."

"Children? Would they have your hair?" You peered up at him delightfully.

"Maybe." He whispered wistfully.

"And your eyes? Maybe they should have my nose though."

"Maybe my dear, we shall have to wait and see."

[itsraven0v0]

Could you please do Krauser with an s/o that loves to cook and take care of him?

Ask and you shall receive~

B4 u read: there is another headcanon I've planned for him(both sfw and nsfw) that I might MIGHT post. I kinda want that one to be special and unique since there r so many of em so it will take a while.

This one is just fluff. Enjoy

KRAUSER WITH A SWEETHEART S/O

Let's be honest here, despite all our demons and f*cked up edges, we are all sweethearts here. Anyone who can love the fictional men we love has a heart of gold.

It doesn't really matter how you were living before, what was your job, you two are now here. Your job required you to work with US SOCOM for a while and a certain major happened to be assigned to work with you. He was butt hurt at this at first but he knew better, he had to obey the orders. For a while you two just merely knew of eachother existence. Well...atleast it was this way for Krauser. but this didn't last long when you started to show him kindness.

It started with bringing him coffee or sweets when you brought yourself some in the morning. Hoping that would make his brows soften and him less grumpy.

Krauser was confused at first because, surprisingly you guessed his coffee right. Lucky guess huh? His favourite snack too But bro he snapped when you invited him home and made his favourite food.

Like what in the super stalker! This can't be just a lucky thing.

"Alright you say who you are right now or you are not picking up that spoon, ever."

But his tensed shoulders eased up a little when you started cackling and told him that a certain rookie of his helped you find out a food he likes.

After that u guys started to go to eachother houses alot. Working on your shared job till 4 am and then passing out on the pile of pepper work.

Then he would wake up to the smell of breakfast and the sound of your kettle along with a warm feeling of...home. something he longed for and forgot among the coldness of the army. You'd greet him with a big bright smile and his knees got weak!

(This para is for my fellow smokers.) Sometimes you smoke and he would shoot glances at you when he thought you wouldn't notice. Sometimes he would light your cigarret himself when yours didn't work. You asked him if he smokes too since he has a lighter but he just shook his head and said he quit a while ago.

Krauser didn't notice it comming at all but one day he found himself looking for your face among the people with bland green uniforms and that's when he realized smth was up with him...

I headcanon this man as a typa person who would be like "who said we were friends" but then would show up at your door at 1 am well because... the reason he says may vary but they all mean he misses you and you are all for it.

You'd pat this guys head as if he isn't a super intimidating WAR MACHINE and he can't really do anything about it. You are touchy and he has gotten used to it. You are also damn praising and soft towards him. You may be polite to others but you treat him wayyyy softer.

Things were going pretty...good between the two of you. No it wasn't cupcakes and rainbows he was an army man he had a rough shell that you worked so hard to break through but things were beginning to look good...His face begin to soften when looking at you....however your shared assignment soon ended when he was assigned to an important operation.

Javier.

Part 2 anyone?👁

[hellonpluto]

Spider-Man 3 (2007) during-the-movie notes. They're not actually notes but i'm calling them that bc idk man

Spider-Man 3 (2007) notes!!

-intro pt 3. Loving how since there's like an evil version of him or smth the intro's more dark n brooding. Less reds n more black

-the backgrounds in the intro are more green whenever harry is being shown in the flashbacks!!! What the freak!!!

-spidey swinging thru the cracked glass memories is such a good idea and they did it so well

-OH SHIT THEN IT SHOWS VENOM SNEAKING INTO THE DNA N WEBS

-"ur friendly neighbor-hood.. yknow." YEAH I KNOWWWW

-GWEN STACY???? she's so prettyyyyyyy...

-mj slaying??? Yeah

-peter's so smitten its so cute :]

-thats right it took till the third movie to get a :] outta me

-i would love this scene even more if we didnt see stacy beforehand. Like its so sweet but also. Why

-"your knees were fine 😊"

-they're so cuteeeeeee . What the fuck is gonna happen to them

-VENOMMMMM

-at least i think its him

-why is this man breaking into a home. Do not touch her

-ohh its his daughter

-but still ew

-aunt may is so sweet for giving peter her wedding ring to give to mj. Thats so lovely

-but sadly boy gets yoinked on his way home

-is this one abt harry fumbling instead of peter

-IS HARRY DEAD????

-dna scene aw hell yeah

-wait no is he dusting away

-sand man???

-is he. Ok

-he mustve been a bitch to animate

"YOU TELL MY WIFE--*hits button*--thank you."

-what is going ON with newspaper man

-"Can i just say i really like that shirt?--here, its the crane accident."

-"he likes my shirt 👁👁"

-"does anybody care about what i want?" "I do!!" "Shut up. Get out."

-STAN LEE CAMEO(he speaks)

-NO. NO. NO PETEY NO DO NOT KISS HER

-FUCKING GOD. PETER. WHAT.

-EW

-gwen stacy get out

-peter ur so stupid

-VENOM!!!!!!!!

-new suit moment

-SYMBIOTE!!!!!!!

-"see ya chump."

-subway fight sick af

-bro's mudding it up

-edgy????

-*covers one eye with hair* because tonoight will be the noight that i will fall for youi ...

-NUH UH. SPIDEY DOESNT KILL

-Harry paints!!! Thats so silly!!

-landlord friendship unlocked??

-ok so now mj cheats

-NORMAN YOU EVIL SKANK

-peonies 😔

-STRAWBERRIES????

-oh shit what

-peter evil arc

-hrm

-i hate his collar :)

-HE HAS BANGS NOW WHAT

-newspaper man is confused and worried

-hes so real for that

-THE DANCING MEME

-ewwww peter ewwww

-he can play piano?? What???

-two girls ar once????

-uhm

-holy shit

-he's getting his boogey on

-woahhh woah byddy. Woaht. What. Nooio

-PICK A STRUGGLE PETER. PICK ONE.

-bar fight?

-he's trapped :[

-OOOOO VENOMMMM

-awooooooga

-eddie brock omg

-i love the voice changing and the animation. Im swooning over the craftmanship omg

-EDD???

-OH MY SHIT I WAS RIGHT ABT 'SANDMAN'

-"ooh.. my spider-sense is tingling 😏" eddie are u trying to get it on with mr parker

-bro he even tied him UP

-HARRY OSBORN UR AMAZING

-hand-holding from first movie resumed!!!

-oh my fick i was joking then i gor to the "give me your hand!" Bit. Harry ur not slick

-newspaper man gets scammed by kid(its me im the kid)

-"HANG ON!!" "TO WHAT??"

-parksborn, your honor.

-why did peter moan

-anyways.

-eddie's teeth are now fucked up in civilian form. Nvm

-HARRY NOOOOOO

-harry :[

-ok yeah no i dont like eddie no mo

-i think i just like the venom animation. Yeah

-bro gets fucked up via noise

-eddie just. Killed himself

-what the flip

-marko :[

-MARKOOOOOO

-HARRY :[[[[[[[

-why yyyyyy

-couldnt peter have just. Webbed him up a bit? Why?????

-the throuple is now just a couple 😔

-seeing mj. I think i need to watch the ironman movies to see pepper pots(potts?) and tony stark not constantly cheat on eachother. I mean at least i hope they dont

-good movie, i feel like venom couldve been used a bit better. Very sad abt harry. 7/10 honestly. I think thats just bc im sad, but i liked 2 the best out of the og three movies.

[angelvibezluv]

Yall I really dont aspire to be married in this life.. like at all, I always thought I was weird for that

[sebsxphia]

Eeek can you write something about how maybe you live in the area and have had one night stands w both Rooster and Hangman but they don’t know/ you don’t know they know eachother then you walk into the hard deck one night they’re both there and they both mention to the team they’ve fucked you and they look at eachother like👁👁

of course dear anon!! ask and you shall receive!! ✨

i hope you enjoy the below!! 💌

This was never your intention. You lived around the out skirts of Fighter Town and you had always been bound to sleep with people who knew each other. At least you didn’t think it would be two people in Top Gun, in the same class, in the same team.

Hangman was like an open book with you, constantly bragging and telling you about how he was the best of the best in his team. Although, he never told you who his team was. Even before he fucked you, he made sure you were reminded.

“Don’t worry, Doll. I’ve got the most experience outta anyone.” You partly groaned as he slid into you with such ease, it made him chuckle.

Rooster was much more quiet about his work. You could tell he took as much pride in it as Hangman, but he wasn’t there to bore you about it. He just told you he was a pilot, but he was more interested in getting to know you.

“You’re so pretty darlin’, God am I lucky to have you tonight.” Rooster panted heavy against your lips as he pushed you inside your flat.

You’d planned to meet you friend at the Hard Deck. She was a pilot herself and wanted to introduce you to her new colleagues.

“Phoenix!” You called over to her.

“Fuck, it’s so good to see you! Come on, let me introduce you to everyone.” She held your hand and pulled you over to the pool table.

It was a mix of people half playing and half sat by the sides, watching their asses get whipped by the six foot blonde who you recognised in an instant.

He looked up from the pool table, catching your eye immediately, with a grin plastered across his tanned skin. “Everyone, this is-” Phoenix gestures towards you.

Hangman waved her hand off, much to Phoenix’s annoyance. “I know who you are. Good to see you again.” He sat on the edge of the pool table, stick between his legs with a look on his face that screamed “gotcha ya.”

Two other of Phoenix’s colleguages came back from the bar, handing her and another friend a drink. You looked to your left and made eye contact with the tall brunette and your eyes widened in horror. You felt like your legs were going to give in and your heart was going to fall out your throat.

“Oh shit-” You muttered under your breath.

“Hey, nice to see you again.” Rooster held out his hand to yours. You hesitated, at the back of your mind knowing how this looks to everyone.

“Hey.” You shook his hand timidly.

You saw the shit eating grin on Hangman’s face disappear in an instant. He frowned, gesturing between you both. “How do you two know each other?”

Rooster looked down at his drink, swirling it in his hand. “We just met. The other night.” He sipped on his drink, looking away into the distance now, not daring to make eye contact with anyone.

Hangman knew that look on Rooster’s face right away and he groaned, running his hand down his face. “You too?”

“Hey!” You chimed in. “I did not know about either of you two. Keep it in your pants.”

Phoenix, who had be standing by idly the entire time watching this play out, finally put two and two together and clapped her hand over her mouth, holding back her laughter. “No fucking way.”

[softitunes]

heyyy gurll😌💅 dont mind me just here to ask for that imagine with 💃⭐Doffy⭐💃 Ya'know...the one we were literally talking abt yesterday with the kid who looks identical and all that? Ye...make it happen

👁👅👁👍

Have fun...😗

Ahh right right...😅 ill be honest i totally forgot abt this lol.

𝐃𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 "𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧" 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦...

Discovering him

Doffy first discovered him through the morning news paper and honestly

My guy was genuinely confused...

He didn't destroy the slave trades yesterday??? Did he? Does he sleepwalk?

that's him in the picture...right?

It isn't till later that day, diamante rushes into his office showing him the wanted poster...

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃

𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒

𝑫𝒐𝒏𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒙𝒐𝒕𝒆 _________

350,000,000 𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑠

That's when it all clicked. He has a son? How is he only just finding out about this? How old is he? Who raised him? Does he know about his father?? Surely he does...

He has all his executives gather all information about the "kid" or so he thought, apparently his son is 21, 20 years younger than himself in fact he was like a carbon copy of him, just with longer hair and regular shades...and no pretty coat.... born and raised in the north blue, he had made himself quite known in that region and the grand line...always slipping away from the navy's grasp.

And from what doffy's heard...

_________ was still currently in sabaody.

Meeting him

It was quite awkward for a moment...

The second they saw eachother, they both froze it didn't last long though, seeing as doffy just laughed off the tension and _________ kinda just carried on with his thing, walking down the street, buying groceries, he didn't seem too bothered with the stalking shichibukai.

He even offered to talk with doffy at a nearby bar.

_________ may look like his father, But he doesn't seem to act like him, to be honest he was alot calmer than the flamingo, he had a somewhat stoic but relaxed expression and was softly spoken unlike the shichibukai who cackled throughout the entire conversation.

_________ didn't seem to talk about himself much, only mentioning minor little details about his past.

His birthday, the village he grew up in, he did however reveal that he doesn't know who his mother is...and was abandoned at a local orphanage but he never went further with that. The conversation was mainly just small talk from there and also doflamingo talking about his family.

Now We all know doffy wouldn't be subtle about wanting _________ to join his crew/family, as a matter of fact right after they finish talking doffy confronts him outside.

"I want you to join my crew"

"Why?"

"Eh, i just don't know how to feel about my kid joining with some weak crew...it would make me look bad, plus it's probably best if i keep an eye on you, from what I've heard, you're quite the troublemaker, i don't you to some how screw up my stuff in your chaos..."

"I probably get it from you"

"Fufufu Oh that's a definite...so have we come to an agreement?"

"Eh only cuz you're my ol' man"

"I prefer the term father...young man"

"How old are you?"

"20 years more than you"

"Old man it is then"

He could get used to this...in time

Bonus:

Heres a drawing i did inspired by dis👀👀👀

Also @vanillassswirll...👁👅👁🖕

[honeyxmonkey]

I have a new oc cause I decided I lowkey wanted Douxie to have a bf and he's really cute and the backstory is 👀

This is Carter Howard, an immortal although he's not a wizard being who has daddy issues, sarcasm levels the size of Jupiter, and enough PTSD to power a small city.

Carter and Douxie met during World War 2 before Carter became immortal. They were in the same division together and as two of the youngest guys in that division, got along right away. They did almost all their missions together and were fiercely protective of eachother. The way Carter found out about Douxie's magic was... an intresting situation but to put a long story short, there was kidnapping, storming an enemy base, lots of explosions, and a few near death experiences that led to Douxie using magic to defend his friend before their escape.

It was that experience that got them to confess to eachother. In the middle of the woods. After literally blowing up like three buildings. They're gay.

Carter didn't really understand the whole magic thing at first but he thought it was cool as shit.

So the way he became immortal is that he made a huge sacrifice, giving his life to save that of his division and Douxie, but he ended up in the same little in-between after life place Douxie did at the end of Wizards cause it turns out, his dad who he thought had abandoned him is actually a minor god and took a liking to his mom and Carter came of that relationship. So his dad kinda gives him the choice of, "Hey you can die and join you mom in the after life or you can accept my gift of immortality and go protect the world with your bf." And Carter was like, "bitch is there even a choice?" And went back to stay with Douxie and help him keep the world safe from magical threats.

So when Carter came back, Douxie had just found his body and was having a mental breakdown over losing him, so when Carter woke up after literally being dead he was like, "dude why are you crying?" And Douxie punched him in the arm

Douxie🤝Carter

Dieing and coming back to life cause their dads said no

Since Carter doesn't have any magic, he got really really good with other weaponry and also knows how to build his own stuff and make modifications to his weapons. He also has a Hiccup fire sword thing specifically to feed into Douxie’s obsession with fire

The team meet Carter for the first time after losing a battle and having to run and they were all like, "👁👄👁 oh sorry we would have called ahead but we were busy having no idea that you existed"

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Okay so I'm gonna explain the necklace

It's like this little enchanted charm that Douxie gave him that they made together. It's kind of like a match to Douxie's skull necklace where they act as homing beacons to eachother

So they can find eachother if they ever get lost or separated again And Carter's can magically expand into these giant mechanical wingsSo like, he has these mechanical wings he uses to fly around and shoot people with guns/arrows

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Carter and Krel get along spectacularly too because they both like to invent stuff and while Carter's thing is more machinery based and Krel's thing is more technology based, they still like to talk about stuff nobody else knows about XD

Also I'd like to say, Douxie and Carter=Ultimate Battle Couple

But... yeah! He's Chaotic and definitely doesn't help Douxie's feral side XD. after living for so long you kind of stop giving a shit about stuff so they're just feral and when they get together they just feed into eachother's chaos

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Hes got some nifty gear

First of all, sword that can produce fire cause his bf likes fire

A collapsible bow so he can just grab it and start shooting people

And a little arm gauntlet thing that expands out into a shield

Imagine this bitch just rolls up to a battle. He's a walking arsenal

He has a whole bunch of weapons and nobody knows where the fuck he keeps them all

Also he's from New York and if that doesn't tell you everything about him then I don't know what will XD

So he got drafted into the war in 1939 when he was 19, and he "died" a year later when he was 20 and that's when he became immortal and subsequently started also fighting in a much larger, and more secret war.

His birthday is April 20, 1923 btw. I dunno why that's relevant but it is

So you have two kids from different centuries, but they're also both old as shit who fight like an old married couple and don't know what they'd do without the other. They're also very gay

So... yeah! Hope ya love him as much as I do 🥰💜

[justsomeweirdbandkid]

Ok no now I need to tell about the "date" and how nice it was and all of you are going to suffer and read it because I will be riding this high for WEEKS

Ok I'm going to like. Infodump abt my crush in the tags bc like. Yeah <:)

[xzumichannn]

!!!!TW!!!!mentions of injury n stuff so if that effects you yanno

A few months ago I was sat at lunch with my mates one fateful school day and we were chucking stuff at eachother, I slid a fork to one of em and she looked at me, very offended, so in return she grabbed this fork and darted it at me and it hit my forehead. Had to be rushed to reception by the first aid ppl and my friends were laughing, crying and screeching at the same time. So when I was waiting to be picked up, this lady had to write a note on what happened and I had to describe to her that I got a freggin fork chucked at my head and I watched her write down ““cause of injury - cutlery”” and uh yeah, I got to miss maths that day 👍 and people are still asking me today if I’m that kid who got a fork in their eye and I just look at them like ¿👁?👄?👁¿

[numbaoneflaya]

Hiii can I get 🌈, 🌹, 🍭, ☔ for Espira n Serana and/or Valkya and Naryu? :)

You sure can u sure can... long af under the cut for both these losers relationships

🌈 - What were their first impressions of each other?

They first met when Espira, covered in blood and holding a torch exploring that vast vampire tomb for the DawnGuard, opened the puzzle which revealed the sarcophagus Serana had been slumbering. Espira was expecting to find the Elder scroll, so she was MORE than a little surprised to find a young, pale woman fast asleep, literally falling into her arms as the lid opened. Serana was also MORE than a little surprised to wake up in the arms of a strange human. So it was a little awkward for both of them, especially because Espira was sent there to also kill the vampires occupying the tomb and Serana could smell their blood all over her. Kind of a weird situation for both of them. Unsure if they were supposed to kill each other or not. Both aware that Espira could have just killed her in her sleep/ let her drop to the floor and then impale her while she was waking up but chose not to, and both aware Serana had the perfect opportunity to rip her throat out while Espira caught her but chose not to. So its kind of like “Idk why we aren't killing each other rn but it would be kind of embarrassing to start now since we got this far :/ anyway yea i guess ill take u home?”

🌹 - Who initiated the first kiss?

-it's definitely a slow burn of two pining idiots ggsdfhdsf. So many almost going for it and then chickening out. Probably Serana- I can see Espira getting injured in battle trying to protect her/ taking a big hit for her despite Serana being a vampire and harder to kill. And then afterwards as she's trying to heal her and yelling at her about being reckless and Espira starts talking back about how she's the Dovahkiin and it's her responsibility to take care of serana and how she feels fine anyway and can probably walk and Seranas like >:( and pushes her back down to sitting with a kiss. And then Both of them realize what just happened and are like 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

🍭 -What are their nicknames for each other?

Serana calls her ‘sunshine, my love, butternut.’

Espira calls her ‘my moon, sweetroll, dear.’

☔️ - How do they make up after a fight?

They don't fight a lot, but when they do they tend to get moody and give each other the silent treatment afterwards. After enough time has passed to calm down, one of them will bake their agreed upon peace treaty, sweet rolls. And then they'll silently scoot the plate in front of the other and sit down to share them.

🌈 - What were their first impressions of each other?

-They literally met with Valkya fully walking down some stairs into a hidden room to find Naryu torturing a dude tied to a chair. I imagine they just kind of look at eachother like 👁👄👁 👁👄👁 for a second before Naryu threatens to kill her if she gets in her way, which makes valkya kinda 😏. Start talking and realize they're on the same side. Valkya immediately starts flirting bcs she thinks the whole mysterious torturer thing is kinda sexy ngl. Valkya leaves the first interaction thinking Naryu is hot af and that shes definitely going to smash that. Naryu leaves thinking Valkya is stupid as all hell with no sense of self preservation, but thinks its a little sexy to be so unphased in the face of someone threatening to kill you. Idiots to lovers.

🌹 - Who initiated the first kiss?

-They are both asshole teases who thrive on annoying the other so while the romantic tension is rising to incredible levels one of them will like, brush back a stray hair behind the others ear, lean in really close and look like they're about to go for it…stare deeply into their eyes… and then lean over and grab something behind them like “oh that's where the pencil was :)”. Valkya did this exact move about 1000 times and Naryu thought about killing her each time. Egged each other on constantly into making the first real move bcs at this point it's about pride and it's a game. Eventually Im thinking Naryu goes “OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HERO” after valkya pulls the same shit move again and just aggresively pulls her in for a kiss. And then yes, Valkya is both relieved and very smug about it afterwards.

🍭 -What are their nicknames for each other?

-Naryu calls her ‘Hero, prince charming, my darling, Idiot, the big one’

-Valkya calls her ‘Little devil, villain, miss snotsworth (naryu hates that one), baby blue(also hates that one)

☔️ - How do they make up after a fight?

Sadly usually after fights Naryu goes off the grid and doesn't talk to her for like months afterward, with no way of Valkya being able to contact her, Bcs Naryu doesn't know how to resolve personal conflicts very well as being an only child raised in the morag tong with no real relationship history. And then the next fight involves both what started the last fight AND how naryu took off afterward without saying anything. There's not a lot of talking things through as its a pretty tumultuous and often long distant relationship where they go periods of time without seeing each other. Usually the go to is just to fuck off from eachother until they stop being as mad about whatever pissed them off. Often Valkya will try to have civil discussions about what happened, and Naryu will refuse to engage and get mad again at the attempt. But they also fuck a lot when they get mad at eachother so it is what it is.

[with-the-same-tattoos]

My quick&incomplete&unthought-out plot synopsis / summary for my crappy tcm (remake timeline, between the beginning and the first one) survival horror w Sirppi (refer to this post and this post) because i am that stupid & waste all my tme on daydreaming:

Beginning w a childhood montage. Kinda standard just, probably Sirppi & Thomas meeting, playing, finding comfort in eachother (sirppi defending Thomas from other kids etc kinda cutesy stuff). Finding fun cool places 2gether. Whispering 2 eachother at the dinner table and being home at the Hewitt household.

Ending where they're in their teens, standing looking at eachother and Sirppi is clearly leaving, just having packed their hippie ass van. Assuming some kinda saltiness between them?

Pov from the trunk of Sirppis car as they close it and some shitty 70s pop song starts playing,

-> a clear timeskip as we watch a car drive along roads and cut to the inside of the car, and it's sirppi (now clearly older) and some friends driving on a roadtrip on some rly hot day

Theyre talking abt returning to Sirppis hometown, and Sirppi is established as kinda meek and quiet as his friends question him abt all the fun things 2 do. There isn't the same smooth chemistry & everyone is kinda talking over eachother.

If i was not super lazy i would insert some bg abt history w traveling & give the other characters some roles in the theme of home & what it means but i AM lazy so theyre just hewitt food rn

Probably follow along similiar 2 the tcm plots here in GENERAL.... xept they run out of gas or smth and Sirppi glances over into the distance at the rising meat plant (dramatically) and is like "i know where we can get some help"

I literally don't kno

Maybe make it more dramatic. Fuck. I don't care I just wanna get 2 the thomas sap & fluff

-> anyways yeah they do get 2 the Hewitt household. Hoyt meets Sirppi, who he kinda did like before they left bc they were a friend 2 Thomas and Hoyt thought they'd be a future Hewitt, but got incREDIBLY bitter at for leaving. (Him as the one not understanding that different people have different needs; including him, someone who would have done better to live in a more accepting loving enviroment)

The friend group has kinda begun to split off. Idk. Some wanted 2 go swimming or shit, sm r making fun of Sirppis hometown & the people (them as the hatered for the place that you felt trapped in but also the nervous love for it because it was where you grew up, split themes. I guess.....) and Tommy gets back home from idk. Walk. And Hoyt, not sharing that they're Sirppis friends, directs him 2 take them out one by one.

So yeah lol slow stupid scene of cutting between Sirppi sitting drinking tea with Luda Mae (understanding, but bitter) and the other ladies of the house and Thomas just tcm styled awful chainsaw massacring som of the friends around the lot (*chainsaw noises and screaming* "what was that? 👁 — 👁" "oh don't worry about it's cicada season sweety <3 just a moment, I gotta talk with Hoyt about something<3" *cut to them whisperfighting abt the situation bc Luda wouldv just preferred to let them go*

-> just. Some shit happens. Idc. Skip skip skip i just wanna go nap. Anyways everyone ends up kinda scattering and Sirppi is left at the table alone at some point, and starts to kinda wander around. They find Thomas hella sweaty, confused looking, bloody in the kitchen (thinking its pig blood nat) looking at them like a ghost

Sirppi approaches, almost looking kinda like. Just so melty, like they just wanna hug him immediately, but r too shy to. (Hes grown so tall... and big... and handsome...) so they just do this slow walk towards him and he backs up to a freezer where he's just stuffed one of their friends :)

Sirppi having Thomas "cornered" over the freezer, but seeming kinda ready to back up, but some weak sounds come from the freezer or sm shit and Thomas has to lunge and he comes closer w the intent of subduing Sirppi but they understand wrong and just clutch hug him like they've wanted 2 do that for years (not caring that hes covered in blooe n all that) and its super cute and Thomas also kinda melts into it 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 huffing n puffing against their hair and trying to calm down....

Hoyt comes back and ruins everything

Yeah essentially just cracks some shit joke but is genuinely upset that Thomas is so quickly just.... being so warm 2 this person that left the family.

They pull back and yeah there's some sjitty comedy abt Sirp now being covered in bloodstains. They grew up around a meat plant tho they're cool... esp since it's Thomas.

Luda Mae offers them some fresh clothes probs so they get lead out, bit only after some Super Longing Glances tm between them & Thomas, the besties ("yall can talk all you want but tommy has some work 2 do and you both need to clean up")

Hoyt barrades Thomas about being silly for being so attached. Standard hateful hoyt stuff. Thomas just stands there n takes it but smacks the freezer whenever they hear scrathing / whimpering 😭😭😭 (i hate this but yk)

-> uhhh idk what scenes could b here.more murder n shit i guess..... fuck it. Anyways Sirppi is now wearing some hometown looking clothes probs, and theres still some cutesy stuff,

-> before one of their friends who has been running around terrified catches them in the hallways or smth finally and its like a complete 180 and the Hewitt stuff is revealed,

-> n standard stuff.. they both get knocked out by Hoyt or smth and tadaa, ..... obligatory dinner scene

Im likw so tired rn i need a nap asap why did i start writing this this is so stupid

Anyways yeah the dinner scene is Sirppi & the friend the beginning style st the hewitt table and the family (mostly hoyt) finally in spoken word properly untangles the emotions and themes

Luda Mae probably tries to suggest Sirppi stay, which starts an argument between her & Hoyt (bitter but willing 2 let you try to live up to their standards again Luda Mae VS bitter and betrayed feelings Hoyt who believes that since he's had to stuff himself into the box of this enviroments standards, you should be too but bc u didn't u should be punished & killed)

Friend gets killed, defi. Some time passes.

The scene w Thomas cleaning the table & Sirppi talking (having cried a lot already), reminiscing on mistakes in a hoarse voice.

Also asking thomas to swipe off snot off of their face as like the comedic lightening but it's also like cute in a gross way and theyre super close and sirppi starts crying again ant Thomas is like ?? :( and Sirppi is like im crying bc i want to ask you to come look for home rn but I and You know I can't bc everything thats happened here <3333

SO YEAH SUPER CORNY ANGST. COME AT ME.

I need a nap asap lets wrap this up.

-> SOMETHING happens, Sirppi gets away and the end chase scrne ensues, final boy/enby hours. Dunno. Its all horrifying & green colored and stuff, but at the last moment Thomas clearly lets Sirppi just run off after some dramatic shit. Idk. I dont have the energy to wrap up the themes either uhhh take it as uhhhh both of them accepting their own needs as people & parting ways IDK idk why i wrote this i just had visions for the more sappy moments 👁 — 👁