#we smokin symbiotes

[grumpling]

jadzia flow

trilithium got me moving transwarp, smoking omega particles, doing donuts in subspace

this quadrant ain’t nothin’ to me, man

wolf 359 was a deal gone bad, broke bitches tried to fuck with my nanoprobe bricks.

took an experimental long-range transporter to pick up some andorian icecutter kush, and now i'm deaf. i don't give a fuck, didn't need to hear the haters anyway

hotboxed a jefferies tube and o'brien wouldn't calm down until i gave him a hit of the shit that killed kahless

blew so much crystalline entity space sherm out the airlock it formed a new gas giant

i'm them. i've always BEEN them. i will continue to BE them. i'm the klingon thempire. i'm a thempath. i'm the themperial guard. i'm a fuckin slug, gender means nothin' to me. if i had a dollar for every time they said i cared about gender, i'd be broke, because i don't give a fuck

had to talk to the ship’s counselor but i wound up selling her cardassian crystal. broke into the holodeck and fucked everything in fairhaven. snorted self-sealing stembolt stims and jacked a runabout. moved benzite bon-bons across the neutral zone until we couldn’t hold all the latinum bricks

filled the transporter buffers with so much strange i couldn’t answer a distress call. my prime directive is pussy

this quadrant ain’t nothin’ to me, man

this romulan ale got me seein section 31 everywhere

this saurian brandy making me want to eject the warp core

sabred a bottle of henny with a bat'leth and sliced my dick off. told the holodoc it used to be longer and have klingon ridges. now all of ops wants on my hog

we smokin' on that triple-cured tribble nibble. i'm communing with the wormhole aliens just to see tomorrow's quadrotriticale market. we drinkin' up double-decker kobayashi maru klonopin caipirinhas

went to risa and the haters tried to fuck with the weather but i got turnt on samarian sunsets and fucked a tornado. i will FUCKING tuvix your men's rights advocate asses

i hope the tal shi'ar transports into my quarters one night, imma fuck 'em

i had the atmospheric controls make nitrous and the whole bridge is dissociating, thinking the klingons violated the khitomer accords

i'm snorting up pakled percs and can't figure out how to use LCARS anymore

i let myself get abducted into a menagerie just so i could get a fuckin vacation

this quadrant ain’t nothin’ to me, man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zhjake]

IM MOVIN DIFFERENT THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN IM A DOG IM BITIN THE FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTE SMOKIN THAT WHOOPI GOLDBERG SOUTH EGYPTIAN FUR BURGER DELUXE MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCHER SKUNK BUBBA KUSH WE SMOKIN DUNG BEETLE IM ON 12 VICODINS

[undomesticated-catgirl]

im a snapjaw. im bitin the fart bubbles in the watervine patch. we smokin qudzu symbiotes. smokin that south sunderlies house isner deluxe megadram kasaphescence kush. we smokin beetlebum. im on 12 ubernostrum injectors smokin on q girl dick. we smokin mangrove gelatinous prism boogers. we snortin that good six day stilt hot and spiny jibblies. they must have amnesia, they forgot that im xem. that bey lah backwoods pack hittin that hindrussy smell like a chitinous puma. we smokin shit from a glass hookah blowin shekhinah's bubbles. im sick in the head. im on that rainbow wood soupy sludge. im on them ekuemekiyyen greens. im on them omonporch asphodelytes. i left my zetachrome pumps in the reliquary, i'll have to stunt on them next time. i don't give a fuck if i get decapitated, i don't need that head anyway. im high on 12 pax klanqs, lookin to beat the cum out of an irritable palm. we smokin dilute warm static you stupid piece of shit, i'll fuckin kill you. call that pussy the asphalt mines, cause im in this bitch and i can't get out. last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some ulnar stimulators. the last thing he ever saw was the engraving on them. slowly faded into darkness, and i let the argent fathers take him.

[b33-girl-antennae]

DRACULA IN 1897: my revenge is just begun! i spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine—my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed.

DRACULA IN 1997: what is a man? [FLINGS WINE GLASS] a miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk—have at you!

DRACULA NOW: i'm moving different. this shit ain't nothin' to me, man. i'm a dog. i'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. we smokin' symbiotes. smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush. smokin' dung beetle. i'm on 12 vicodins smokin' Scooby-Doo dick.

[milimeters-morales]

bro we smokin straight symbiotes

[brucebocchi]

i'm a dawg. i'm bitin the fart bubbles in da bath. we smokin symbiotes

[originspeed]

"I’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m her." - Remilia Scarlet, probably idk.

[k-king-hellhole]

I know this is a long one so don't read it all if you don't want to but just hearing any one sentence would be awesome :D

Consider, mithrix flow

This shit ain't nothin to me man. I'm movin different. We smokin symbiotic scorpions. We smokin fire beetle. They must have amnesia they forgot I'm him. I don't give a fuck if I get stunned, I don't need to move anyway. We smokin filtered bungus you stupid piece of filth. Last construct who ran off on the lunar chimera got electrified by some vermin's trinket, the last thing he saw was the price tag on it. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the vermin take him. Reach for my moon, you'll get turned into an example.

Now here was a fun one. Even did a few extra lines at the very end there.

[tyrianludaship]

*Watches 'Interview with a Vampire' Once*

Quick extra doodle for Halloween

(Also that 'dracula flow' video is getting stuck in my mind today and I'm constantly thinking of the 'we smokin symbiotes')

Proships DNI

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[c0rpseductor]

THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKING ESPERANTO IM A DOG IM BITIN THE FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES

[rainydayscore]

we smokin symbiotes in amish

[eliluminado7]

we smokin symbiotes smokin that whoopi goldberg south egyptian fur burger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush we smokin dung beetle im on 12 vicodin smokin on scooby doo dick we smokin sequoia banshee boogers we snortin that good buffalo soldier tamarind jordanian jibbies

[parageist]

this shit aint nothin to me man

i be in the bath biting fart bubbles

we out here smokin straight symbiotes. smokin dung beetles.

i be on those broward county tic tacs

we smokin shit in a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles

i’ll fucking kill you

this shit aint nothin to me man

[hornpoint]

i feel like ive said this before but bg3 is just "we smokin symbiotes" the game

[monsterfan20]

“

I'm movin' different

This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog

I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath

We smokin' Symbiotes

Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush

We smokin' dung beetle

I'm on 12 Vicodin smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick

We smokin' Sequoia banshee boogers

We snortin' that good buffalo soldier tamarind Jordanian jimmies

“

- Johan Liebert , Monster (2004)

Naoki Urasawa

[paperandpencilsandskips]

💌 we smokin symbiotes

You have an incredibly chill aura.... I feel like we could vibe irl....