#we never had a single problem

[aturinfortheworse]

I have a friend who fully loathed me for five years from the first time we met (for reasons that are understandable) and then I guess spent a few years feeling indifferent to me and now they frequently refer to me as family and said they would murder for me which is a great story arc for the two of us but the thing is

The way they express themselves around me has not changed a whole lot in that time. They speak more frequently and more openly both to me and in my presence, which is nice, but at most that brings them in line with the way I talk to coworkers that I basically like.

Like it's crazy to be told "I'd murder for you" by someone who doesn't even smile when greeting me. I realise that this is just because they have a really flat affect, and there are other better ways of judging someone's feelings about me, but it still always comes as a surprise to be reminded that they like me significantly.

[widevibratobitch]

my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent things

[emdotcom]

*remembers what they did to Vanny* 500 FUCKING PIPEBOMB ATTACK.

[carrionsflower]

[greatloss]

"this is the price of being powerful. sometimes we step on ants." spoken like a guy who fucked around and found out with Time Itself at the cost of many human lives and will continue to fuck around if it means his siblings aren't the ants being stepped on anymore

[fingertipsmp3]

I’m always so fascinated by people’s bad roommate stories. I’m not sure I’ll ever live with someone I haven’t vetted extensively beforehand ever again

[ageless-aislynn]

I was just now reading a post about this guy super regretting buying a Dell computer after years of buying only Dells, because now so many of them are cheaply made and unreliable, blue screening constantly and there are no good fixes...

...when my Dell computer blue screened.

[calamitys-child]

Flint is Highwayman by the Highwaymen and Madi is Highwomen by the Highwomen but unfortunately Silver is The Pilgrim by Kris Kristofferson

[orcelito]

Ykno the suckiest thing about being broken up with for someone else is that like. Well I'm doing generally fine, all things considered, but I Am kinda sad thinking about the things I've lost and all the casual affection that I can't have now.

But she's out there having all the affection she wants from her coworker, and it's just like. Damn this feels so skewed and SO unfair.

[pastafossa]

hello gunnar has been mentioned 9 times in the rough draft and i have had to change every single mention

[bearofohu]

alright big obnoxious nwos ideas factory has returned im so sorry. and just a disclaimer before i start this isn't something i expect to happen at all its just something i'd want to see

so i know ppl are mixed about whether or not they think lmj/lmda should be retconned in nwos, personally i don't think it should, mostly bc i see hilarious potential in steam bison being where luke and marina first meet. marina IS from america so its not impossible

cause like i LOVE the idea of marina and luke starting off as rivals, like maybe marina was steam bison's original puzzle solving golden child but now theres this horrible little bri'ish boy that's her age that is hogging her limelight and marina and luke become rivals immediately on who can solve more puzzles to invent more things for steam bison

and then when layton enters the picture marina is like "whats wrong triton are you so terrified of my studious whimsy that you had to ask your grampappy for help" which just fires luke up even more

and maybe make some team rocket shit with it where if you quit on a puzzle marina has a chance to steal it from you or some shit which will add an incentive to keep players from giving up too easily lest marina spawn in to roast you

and then eventually throughout the story marina and luke just kind of fall into working together because above their rivalry they realize their main goal has always been helping steam bison and even though they cannot stop bickering no matter what they bond over that common goal

and then idk maybe at the end of the game luke is like "blimey marina you sure were ace back there golly crikey i gotta say you really are knockout with puzzles" and marinas just like "your insufferable squirrely britishness is growing on me like a fungus. i guess there are worst things in this world than us working together"

and like then idk maybe layton sees himself and claire in them, but in like a good, non-traumatic way. and that gives him peace with her and allows him to leave steam bison feeling like luke has found his own way, which is all he wanted for him throughout the game

and that ending could like explain how luke and marina ended up solving mysteries together as stated in lmda, and is nwos does well you could have luke and marina as older teenagers in future entries and develop them from friends who work together to the cringefail unemployed malewife and longcon cult-infiltrating girlblogger they are in lmda

idk i just really want to see them do more with marina because as fucking boss as it was for her to pretend to be a cultist for over a decade just to save her loser husband in lmda, they never really showed the determination and bite in her personality that it would take to do that. i want them to take her out of the anime wife personality box they put her in during lmda and make something of her

[echoofawind]

My Mother-In-Law is a bitch, and it's not going to get better.

[ashmcgivern]

Hi sorry it’s been a while, works been a lot and has been taking a lot out of me. Haven’t been in the mood to draw, hoping that motivation comes back soon. If not, I took some time off in a month or so that’ll hopefully recharge the batteries a bit. We’ll see! Thambk y’all for your patience.