#we love phil

[mechanicalinfection]

fantasy springtrap my beloved

[amazingdamniel]

Capita£ester popped off again

[atomicbug]

Phil has been posting a bit recently and I can hear you asking: who is Phil?

Phil is some guy who lives in my head rent free. He isn’t human and he lives by logic over feelings. Due to him not being human, Phil can see past human values such as life and death. To Phil, humans are emotionally charged and therefore irrational. They can’t see past their own feelings and beliefs. Though Phil looks down on humans, he doesn’t want to cause them immediate harm. Phil knows he is in a human body and is perceived as such. He has taken interest in Stoicism to help the rest of the mind. Phil also enjoys some human things such as music. His favorite musician is Teddy Hyde. In conclusion, Phil is not a threat to humanity.

[fer3112]

Based on recent events

[totalincandescense]

Im tired of them

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[amid-fandoms]

dan mocking us for the hand size thing is so hilarious babygirl you’re the one always pointing out how big your paws are and your boyfriend is constantly complaining about random things being too big or too heavy for his ‘small hands’ check inside the house first next time

[evermorepeyton]

dear dan howell, you might have thought you were being a funny hater when you said "phil is my favorite fruit" as in haha phil is gay... but actually, you ended up just calling phil your favorite. so actually, you are a lover, dan howell. a hugely embarrassing down bad lover.

[laddersmp3]

And what if they were both snug and cozy

[philsjumpers]

my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed

[fromemotoangel]

@phanaklusmos: can i come over and look at you like this? 👁️👁️

[maybebi47]

watching dan fall in love with phil and his lil eyebrow slit in real time was...an experience

[babygirlphil]

Dan and Phil seem to have shifted from keeping their relationship completely private to constantly flaunting their insanely in tune, soulmate-level connection. I don't know what inspired the change but I want them to keep flexing on us forever

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Honestly though them holding an entire funeral for the gaming channel making everyone think that it’s Dead dead just to say “SIKE” in the last 10 seconds is so hilariously on brand for them

[dnpspookybone]

I love this new era of Dan and Phil ™️. Ever since the phrenaissance of dapg they have exuded so much authentic happiness and comfort and I am so happy for them. This has been their year

[2009phan]

okay you know what my roman empire is?

the fact that teen dan howell became a fan of/fell in love with phil when he was posting the most deranged unhinged videos on the internet. like this was pre mainstream youtube. this was before "hello guys smash that like button" youtube. teen dan howell saw this

and was like "i need to wait until i turn 18 to message this guy and stalk him". like broooo

the way people say it is like "yeah, phil was a youtuber and dan was a fan" and it makes you think that phil was like a modern day sponsor-friendly youtuber with an instagram following and a brand. but that is so detached from the truth. like youtube itself was an obscure website and like dan saw this unhinged weirdo's videos and fell in love with him. like.. ahhhhhh i am not okay