#we love phil

[mechanicalinfection]

fantasy springtrap my beloved

[amazingdamniel]

Capita£ester popped off again

[atomicbug]

Phil has been posting a bit recently and I can hear you asking: who is Phil?

Phil is some guy who lives in my head rent free. He isn’t human and he lives by logic over feelings. Due to him not being human, Phil can see past human values such as life and death. To Phil, humans are emotionally charged and therefore irrational. They can’t see past their own feelings and beliefs. Though Phil looks down on humans, he doesn’t want to cause them immediate harm. Phil knows he is in a human body and is perceived as such. He has taken interest in Stoicism to help the rest of the mind. Phil also enjoys some human things such as music. His favorite musician is Teddy Hyde. In conclusion, Phil is not a threat to humanity.

[fer3112]

Based on recent events

[gremlin-pattie]

dan and phil: i bet everyone is so excited about us revealing the christmas album! let’s check tumblr to see what they’re saying about it

tumblr phannies: i can’t believe dan and phil’s hard launch was sponsored by fucking DRAGON CITY

[totalincandescense]

Im tired of them

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[10yearsofdnp]

December 31, 2014: Game master Phil has entered the chat! 🔗💷🎉

[reunitedinterlude]

december 2nd 2009 // december 2nd 2024

[pseudophan]

out of the closet dan and phil preaching about how rpf is great actually is just so funny. like yeah man you guys just get free porn written about you and your boyfriend, of course you're pro rpf

[amid-fandoms]

dan mocking us for the hand size thing is so hilarious babygirl you’re the one always pointing out how big your paws are and your boyfriend is constantly complaining about random things being too big or too heavy for his ‘small hands’ check inside the house first next time

[evermorepeyton]

dear dan howell, you might have thought you were being a funny hater when you said "phil is my favorite fruit" as in haha phil is gay... but actually, you ended up just calling phil your favorite. so actually, you are a lover, dan howell. a hugely embarrassing down bad lover.

[laddersmp3]

And what if they were both snug and cozy

[helpimsleepdeprived]

manifesting amazingdan reaction 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️take a candle, pass it along

[philtstone]

i finally finished reading two towers today & i got to say sams beef with gollum in the books is so so so much funnier than in the movies. in the movies its kind of got this helpless anguish to it bc we dont really get True sam pov so much and the whole canon divergence samfrodo separation thing (which dont get me wrong i love for movie purposes) is ofc gollums conniving little fault but in the books gollum doesn’t prove himself a traitor until shelob yet sam is ready to physically fight and sort of kill gollum at all hours of the day and is UNASHAMED about it ANYWAY. he is not pulling his punches. it’ll switch to sam pov and youll get a beautiful flowery sentence abt how devoted he is to his beloved beautiful perfect mr frodo and then immediately after hell be like fucking gollum. i hate that Bitch. like theyre suddenly characters in mean girls (2004)

[maybebi47]

watching dan fall in love with phil and his lil eyebrow slit in real time was...an experience