#we forgor the chairs

[peartourmaline]

My friend and I’s setup at the first Friday art walk yesterday! I sold the kirby before I took the photo lol

[secrosss]

in a weird turn of events this episode made me cry the most what the fuck happened HAHAHAHAHAH

[kyri45]

Not me abusing the asks to both share my love for the bioparents AU AND rant about the panels because none of my friends are in the LMK fandom and I'm suffering here so TAKE MY LOVE AND APPRECIATION ABOUT YOUR ART I guess x)

So first of all

I am a SUCKER for that kind of leaning in frames I'm going to print that and plaster it on my wall THEY ARE EVERYTHING /hj

I almost jumped of my chair when this one popped up YOU FED US GOOD its so worth the angst train incoming. Of course the panels before and after were equally as amazing but if I start going about every single panel we're still here in three days AT THE VERY LEAST LOL

Of course this one made me laugh like please their little faces

Using that to point out how much I love ALLLLLLL the silly faces you put in your comics I'm munching on them every single time they're crushy like chips or something just. Nom nom. Yummy.

Poor Nesha (Nesha? Nezha? Neja? I have no idea on how to write his name I already forgor LMAO) needs to be payed more. He tries to save MK and ends up dealing with two lovesick teenagers demons who have no concept of time/place/occasion apparently. Poor him. He gets a pat on the head for his troubles

And of course just the "NOPE I'M KEEPING HIM" mode and honestly we should have seen it coming- Red son was planning to courtnap him and didn't sleep in the past 5 days so he's not having any bullshit YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIS NOODLE BOY AWAY-

Could bet he spent so long thinking about the cournapping in the 5 past days his brain just cannot process that yeah maybe you need to let him down you're just going to drag him in more troubles- Either that or he's just going full protective mode. Both options are good anyways sooooo :)

We stan a protective boyfriend in this house.

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And finally I'm SOOOOO hyped about whatever is coming next like I know that technically we're supposed to suffer but please I climbed up the angst train so many times now I'm just enjoying it by that point lol. It'll just make the following fluff even more worth it

Also I cannot wait to see MK's plan about the contract I'm so curious I'm dying I love you boys but I really want the plot to progress you can go back to kissing later lol

Finally, thank you for creating this AU. It's stumbling randomly upon it on my tik tok fyp that dragged me into watching Lego Monkie Kid and really THANK YOU FOR THAT. It's such an amazing show I CANNOT BELIEVE I didn't discovered it sooner so really thank for having created this comic because else I could have missed LMK and that would be just saaaad

Fun fact: since I had never interacted with LMK the first time I read your comic, I for some reason thought Macaque was a female (and I probably would have thought the same of Wukong if he wasn't called... well, Wukong because I randomly stumbled upon the myth's Wikipedia page at some point in my life XD). The shock I felt when I heard Macaque for the first time in the show because his voice was soooooo not what I expected x) I'm still laughing at myself to this day

So yeah, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, and I can't wait to see what you're going to pull next :D Wish you allllll the best <3

(I can totally wait, of course, it's just a figure of speech. Take your time, I could wait forever for the next chapter)

ahaha thank you for such a lovely comment!! Glad the scene gived "MINE" vibes as I was planning ahah.

Youu're welcome! It's an honor to serve this fandom. *bows*

[blackjackkent]

Ask prompt fill for @jennycalendar from this ask meme: Weather Idioms Jaheira - "foggy memory" This was actually a scene concept I intended to write during Rakha's playthrough but I forgor. :P So I'm backfilling it into Hector's story instead.

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Everything goes suddenly quiet. Sarevok's body falls, slowly, almost majestically, to land heavily on the stone floor.

Hector breathes out heavily, his bloodstained fists dropping to his sides. Thank the gods, he thinks wearily. It's over. 

He truly hadn't been entirely sure they were going to win this one. Whatever he'd expected to find in the Bhaalist tribunal hall, it wasn't the face of this warlord out of history. Sarevok was supposed to be dead, but for a dead man, he did a creditable job of nearly tearing them all apart. 

But they won. And now he is dead again, for certain this time.

“Is everyone all right?” he asks, his voice ragged with exhaustion. 

“I'll live, Soldier,” Karlach answers, equally weary. “But I think you'd better see to--” 

“Jaheira!” Minsc - heedless of the blood flowing freely from a gash in his forehead - crashes across the blood-soaked hall, knocking over the chairs that held Amelyssan and the others in his haste to get to the wounded panther crouched at the base of the wall. 

The panther roars weakly, then groans as its body twists and wrenches backwards involuntarily. The wildshape dissipates from Jaheira's body, and it seems to Hector a more violent process than usual - her limbs elongating, reddened claws receding, her back twisting into its normal position over her hips. As she moves, the ragged wound Sarevok carved into her twists and ripples, blossoming into an angry red smear along the side of her torso. 

“Stlarning…hells…” she mumbles vaguely, and pitches over onto the bloodstained floor.

Minsc falls to his knees at her side as Hector approaches behind him. Jaheira peers up at them, but she is pale with bloodloss and her eyes seem unable to focus properly, drifting to a point between them on the far wall. 

“Did we do it?” she mumbles unsteadily. “Sarevok… is he…”

“He is dead,” Minsc says earnestly, taking Jaheira's hand in one of his. “The foul fiend shall has taken our blades and our boots for the last time.”

Jaheira groans. “Good. Good… I knew…” Her voice is a little slurred. “I knew Caden could defeat him… I did not doubt…“

Minsc's brow furrow with confusion. “Caden?” he says, puzzled. 

Jaheira stirs weakly, trying to look around. “Where is he? And Khalid…”

Minsc looks up as Hector crouches next to them, his expression deeply troubled. Hector can read the panicked confusion in the berserker's eyes - and the fear of trying to explain that neither of the men Jaheira is looking for are here. 

Hector gives him a slight, sad smile. “Shock from the bloodloss, I think,” he says in a low voice. Blue light pulses around his hand with one of the few healing spells he knows. “Jaheira… look at me. Do you know where you are?” 

Jaheira rolls her head slowly to the side and peers up at him. The healing spell rolls across her body, sealing up the wound, stemming the bleeding, quelling the fog muffling her memory. 

And he can see the moment when the realization hits, the clarity of recollection, drawing her back to this moment and away from another battle a hundred years before - when Sarevok fell for the first time at the hands of Caden of Candlekeep, when Jaheira was a younger woman and her husband still lived. 

It is, he suspects, a much bleaker present that she wakes to, and something twists in his chest seeing the flash of grief that accompanies the realization. 

But then it passes, locked away at once. “Of course. Hector,” she says, and smiles weakly at him. “Forgive me. I… was not thinking straight.”

“I can't imagine why.” He rests a hand gently on her shoulder. “Can you sit up?”

She does so, carefully, wincing at the movement, but shakes her head at him sharply. “It is all right, Hector. A moment, and I will heal myself. See to the others.”

“Jaheira--” 

“See to the others. Please.” She smiles again, more firmly this time. “Do not worry for me, Hector. I am… I am fine.”

[bubble-popping]

okay this is kinda embarrassing bc i meant to post this a long time ago and just... Didn't.

More dnb gods au bc them <3

Truthfully, Techno didn't know why he stood here, hand hovering above the wood of a door. Even less did he understand why he felt so nervous about going in. The words 'Dream's Study' felt like a permanent 'do not disturb' sign. He knew how much he hated to be interrupted when he worked, especially for trivial matters such as a minor headache. Techno hadn't seen Dream for a while, and it was showing with how Chat nagged and clawed at his brain. He wasn't quite at the stage of attacking his dearest friends and causing major property damage because of their volume and relentlessness, but Dream had asked--pleaded, to be more precise--for him to visit before it got to that point. So, here he stood, trying to think of how to phrase his current predicament without sounding like a total loser. And Chat was not helping.

just knock?

man's forgot how to knock

bro forgor

E

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average dork in love behavior

no u guys don't get it he's so normal about dream i promise

social anxiety L

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LOL

L

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"How do you nerds even know half those phrases? I don't say anythin' like that-" Before he knew it, the sound of squeaks and chirps emitted from behind the door. The Blobs' heightened senses never ceased to amaze him.

"What? Techno's outside? How-OW!"

Techno startled upon hearing the exclamation accompanied by a thud and finally kicked himself into gear, opening the door and peeking inside to see Dream standing up from behind his desk, cradling his horns and uttering more hisses of pain. "Dream? You alright?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm fine! Jus' bumped my head is all. I'm alright." The blond waved off his concern as he sank into his chair. "Is something up? Chat being loud again?"

The piglin god decided to step further into the room. He'd gone this far, might as well go the full mile. "Well, not at the moment now that you're, ya know, talkin'."

"Aw, they just missed me, huh?" Dream rested his head in his hand, smile smug and eyes scrunched.

YES

DREAM

DREAM POG

simps. every single one of you. me too.

GUYS SHUT UP I CAN'T FOCUS ON HIS PRETTY

pretty dreamie :)

WE AGREED ON DAYDREAM FOR THE NICKNAME IDOIT

**idiot lol

lol

LOL

Lol

LOL

"I didn't say all that. Don't get ahead of yourself, teletubby." As if Techno's absolutely scathing remark wasn't enough of a blow to the man's ego, several Blobs then decided it was their special moment to shine as they dropped down on Techno chirping and cooing not too unlike Phil's crows. He glanced up to see many more piled on a hammock above his head. The majority still soundly slept. Techno could only imagine what it'd look like if they were all awake.

"Hey! What have I told you guys about personal space?" Dream promptly stood from his chair and came over to brush the little Blobs off, a bright gold strong as sunshine glowing on his cheeks. It really didn't match the stern expression he was trying to show. "I'm so sorry about them. We're still working on that..." He didn't meet Techno's eyes as his hands swiped across his shoulders. Not even when he reached further up, lifting on the tips of his toes to pluck away the ones that had settled in his hair.

"They're not so bad. At least they're cute. Chat is just plain annoyin'," Techno grumbled.

WE'RE RIGHT HERE YA KNOW

techno hates us y'all

we're literally fixing your love life?

so ungrateful

Dream giggled softly, shaking his head. Only then did he meet Techno's gaze. "Chat isn't bad either. It's just like the Blobs, they're excitable. I think Chat's cool."

dream gets us y'all

omg he's looking at us guys

HE'S THINKS WE'RE COOL

i hope he wins the custody battle in the divorce

they aren't even married yet

praying on their downfall already is crazy

SHUT UP HE'S STILL TALKIMG

he stopped tho?

**talking

LOL

LOL

L

L

L

Techno pressed a hand to his temple, face twisting in discomfort. "You don't have to hear 'em all the time..."

Dream offered a sympathetic smile before he seemed to get an idea. "Would you like to rest with me while I fulfill some dream requests?"

"I don't wanna bother ya if you're workin'-"

"You wouldn't be a bother, ya big idiot. C'mon, I could use the company." He smiled sweetly, taking Techno by the arm with pretty green eyes begging from under long blond lashes. Naturally, Techno let himself be dragged away--but he still wasn't a simp, Chat, shut up--to a different corner of the office: an area that closely resembled a pillow fort.

Techno really had to duck down to enter it, clearly not built for a god his size. Inside was more spacious than it initially appeared. Made of many different colors and shapes of cushions, all draped with soft blankets, and partially bordered by the lower shelves of a bookcase. Dream easily found a spot to lay down, propped up and facing the curtain canopy. Techno squeezed against the nearest wall out of consideration for Dream's space, but regardless only managed a gap of mere inches. He too looked up, and when he did, he swore that nothing was above them at all. Tiny lights were strategically placed to emulate the night sky. Techno could even see certain constellations in the pattern.

"How did...?"

"Oh, some Blobs got into my glowstone dust by accident and they reminded me of stars, so I got this idea." And Techno believed him because when he squinted he saw, as his eyes adjusted to the change in lighting, many tiny Blobs hanging by thin threads with the proudest grins on their faces.

"Of course..." He huffed, smirking and shaking his head.

A comfortable silence succeeded his words, covering the pair in a particular kind of blanket. The kind that had Techno curiously glancing over to see Dream concentrating on a cloud held aloft by the green strings connected to his fingers.

"What's that one? If ya don't mind me askin'."

"Hm? Oh, well, usually I don't share other people's dreams. They're personal things, meant for your mind alone. But..." Dream got a small, almost mischievous smile on his face. "This one here is for one of my regulars."

"Regulars?"

"Mhm. I think she prays almost every night, always for the same thing. She's an old woman and recently her wife of almost 60 years passed away from an unfortunate accident. Do you know what she asks to dream of?"

Techno couldn't imagine knowing that much about a mortal. But then again, all those that prayed to him usually didn't live very long, so he supposed he just never got the chance to.

"What?"

"She just wants to speak with her again. Nothing else matters, except that she's there. They talk about so many things. Sometimes, they don't speak at all. Just sit there next to each other, enjoying the company. I've put them in all sorts of places. Relaxing on a beach, watching a fireworks display from afar, sitting on their rocking chairs in their living room..." He'd finished crafting the dream by then, offering it to one of the Blobs who devoured the cloud whole and promptly wiggled into the crevice of two pillows. Afterwards, he folded his hands atop his stomach and closed his eyes, smiling wistfully. "Such a sweet, pure love... I only hope someone will love me like that."

A heat unlike any other instantly filled Techno's cheeks.

ASDFGHJKL HE'S LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT

LET'S GOOO

KISS HIM YOU IDIOT

how did that guy make that sound

KISS

KISS

KISS

L matchmakers fr

wdym we're such W matchmakers

yeah he boutta get that sheep pus-

Techno quickly sat up from the comfortable pile onto his elbow, resolutely pushing that thought out of his head.

"Techno?" Dream looked to him, gaze wide and inquisitive. The piglin god turned to stare down at him, and though he knew he had to say something that might finally shut Chat up about this, the words got caught in his throat. Green eyes were simply too pretty, surrounded by freckles and waves of golden blond. A hand surprised him out of his admiring. Gentle fingers pushed the hair that had fallen into Techno's face behind his pointed ear then came to a rest at his cheek. "Something wrong?"

"No," he answered with a shake of his head, placing his hand upon Dream's and leaning into the touch. It still didn't make a lot of sense to him, why Dream was so tender towards him despite his reputation and prowess... Or, perhaps, because of it? Techno cherished it all the same. "Nothin's wrong. 'm just... 'm not sure how to, how to word-"

"Tech," the sheep god murmured, now cupping both of Techno's cheeks and wearing a bittersweet smile, "you don't have to force yourself. I was just thinking out loud. I wasn't trying to-"

"It's not that, I mean, well, it is, but-" He sighed, closing his eyes to collect himself before opening them with a renewed determination. "I get what you're sayin' and I feel the same way."

"You do?"

"Ya think I'd come just to make Chat shut up? That's just a sweet bonus, dude."

Dream giggled, a similar blush rising on his face. "So, what does that mean?"

"It means I... would really like to kiss ya, if you'll let me."

The blush immediately brightened to a shimmering gold. He pushed himself to a sit as well, closing the gap between them to barely a few inches. "I think I'd like that."

They both leaned in, heads tilting to accommodate the other, but when Techno connected with something, he knew it was not Dream's lips. A Blob had managed to slip in at the last second, squeaking happily. The two pulled back in equal astonishment, allowing the Blob to drop on Dream's lap.

Dream's expression rapidly soured. "You little-!" He snatched the Blob up, gripping its little body in a tight grasp. "That's it. You're all going in timeout now." With a snap of his fingers, all the Blobs including the ones that hung from the ceiling exploded into puffs of clouds, leaving the two in near total darkness aside from Dream's glowing eyes. "Much better. Now..." Hands suddenly grabbed Techno by the shoulders and twisted them so he was flat on his back and Dream was straddling his waist. His voice lowered to a whisper as he leaned in once again, bright green illuminating both their faces. "Where were we?"

[drpeppertummy]

omg i fucken forgor to post my leon. not necessarily kink-oriented but we can all give his belly a squeeze

[ID: a drawing of a guy sitting asleep in a kitchen chair, leaning against an undefined surface with his face propped against his hand.]

[a-driftamongopenstars]

so we were playing bg3 with @wanderingnork, right. and i cannot express in words the absolute HILARITY of a situation we had.

painting the scene. we're in the rosymorn monastery, and we need the last weapon for the puzzle, which is lying in the eagle nest. we already chatted with the eagles and left them alone. and since we're nice and all, we decided to send Tav the Rogue with a single invisibility potion we had in the inventory to go steal the weapon, and leave the rest of the group inside in the puzzle room.

and it was going great. no one saw Tav the Rogue. right until her sneaky rogue hands touched the weapon and the invisibility wore off because we, having finished the game multiple times, FORGOR that actions like that remove invisibility.

okay! we've got this! we make Tav the Rogue disengage and bolt right out of there. what could go wrong. it's just two eagles!

oh, it's like 6 eagles now. oh. oh no. well, there is still a chance. run, Tav the Rogue, run! wait, what's that? entangling vines with a steel chair!

somehow free from the vines we make the final break for the final destination. "quickly, run under the cover of the building!" and Tav the Rogue does.

now imagine you stand in that puzzle room, waiting for Tav to come back. and she does come back, screaming, with 5 eagles following in tow (1 got stuck in physics) because we also forgor this monastery is a falling apart ruin with HOLES in the CEILING and eagles can FLY.

anyway we did manage to beat that encounter but the poetic hilarity of it was absolutely BONKERS.

[starrishly]

my thoughts while watching ep 7 ‼️💪

loving the recap AND THE NAIAD IS SO PRETTYYY

YESS CRUSTY'S !!

wait what's going on 😭

HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE BEDS?? WHERE ARE GROVER AND ANNABETH?? AREN'T WE GOING TO DOA ??

that water bed looks so comfy

OH YANKEES CAP

this is so different from the books but im lowkey loving it (wanted a bigger scene with crusty though)

THE DOORRR

"dude dont make me come back out there" help i love her 😭

THEY'RE GOING IN

oooh flashback WITH SALLY !!

i love sally sm <333

THE TRANSITION ???

not how i imagined the underworld but okayyy like i lowkey saw it as this red coloured place. red as the main hue yk but its all good

"not in kansas" "hey focus" he's so gonna watch the movie with her when it's all over

WE'RE NOT CROSSING THE STYX ANYMORE???? BUT THE BATHTUB SCENEEE NO

CERBERUS THE CUTIE PIEEE AWHHH

he's such a good dog man

hold up is the palace upside down 😨

HE LOST THE PEARL. NO WAY.

poor kid ☹️ also off subject but azriel is the perfect young percy fr

is he about to sacrifice himself again noo

I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED.

"souls here are bound by regret." HOLY SHITTT AND THEN ANNABETH GETTING STUCK WHATT

idk man annabeth not being there feels so weird

THE PIT NOPE

the bolt looks way different than i expected tbh

"why are you trying so hard to get rid of me" NOOOO IM SOBBING

im actually so excited to see who they cast as Hades cause i forgor 😔

lets talk about the soundtrack for a moment here cause it slaps

Hades offering them snacks ?? 😭

percy watching his mother trapped just like he was when he sat on that chair im gonna be sick

the way he is so confused about the accusations help

"ask me for sanctuary" MANNNNN

PERCY FIGURED IT OUTTTT

literally what is going on 🤺

"hold fast mom." THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. STOP

sally deserves the world man she's trying her best ☹️🫶

POSEIDON???

their conversation and the fact that he came as soon as he got the offering AND IT WAS RAINING AS WELL im going to spontaneously combust like WHY

THE DUEL IS COMING UP YESSS IM SO HYPED GUYS

[sweetmage]

WIP WThursday (Was supposed to be WIP Wednesday but I forgor so let's just post whenever lol)

Thank you @dude-wheres-my-ankheg for the tag! <3

DA2 is back babyyyyyyy!!!! 😎✨This is a WIP for chapter 4 of my fic Gaze From The Pavement, a dystopian AU of DA2 (and a twin!Hawke AU!)

Tagging @vivispec @pinkfadespirit @insanefan @gothic-ivory @proudchocolateaddict @tavyliasin and anyone else that would like to do so <3

Dysfunctional Hawke family under the cut!

"I'm home!" He called, needlessly as they were all huddled in the living room seated around a card game no one seemed to have any real investment in. "And I brought bad news," he added in the same faux-chipper tone.

Carver cast his cards aside and glowered. "What else is new?" He asked, crossing his arms atop his knees. "When was the last time something came out of your mouth that didn't bring shit down on top of us?"

"Sorry. Perhaps I should have just let them throw you out on your ass without warning. All the better for us, your whining doesn't change anything anyway."

"Oh, piss off." Carver rolled his eyes.

"Dear," Leandra said, motioning to the notice crumpled in his fist. Garrett handed it over and she smoothed it upon her knee. Her expression flickered between crestfallen and resigned. She breathed a heavy sigh like she was trying to expel some of the weight upon her chest before she turned to her brother for answers. "Gamlen..."

"Oh don't you even start, Leandra," the man grumbled, tossing his cards to the pile.

"I thought you had been paying the rent. Where did it all go?" She demanded, the paper crunching in her trembling grasp. Gamlen's silence stretched long enough that she seemed ready to tear into him when he finally offered a meek, mumbled excuse.

"Well... you know... expenses..." The excuse didn't satisfy Leandra. Gamlen flinched under her harsh glare, raising his hands to ward her off. "Fine, fine! Maker, the nagging never ends. Yes, Leandra, I gambled. Happy?" Gamlen threw his hands up and sank further into his chair.

Garrett and Carver shared a mutual look, a momentary truce amidst the ongoing rivalry, while Marian's hands came down upon the table, eyes ablaze with fury about to boil over.

"You mean to tell me I have been busting my ass at work every night all so uncle dearest can blow it all down at the tables?!"

Gamlen looked far more afraid of Marian than he had Leandra and shrunk deeper into his seat, stammering nonsensically until Leandra stepped in to save him. "Marian! You're not helping!" She snapped, giving her a look that could cut stone.

"Not helping? You want to tell me about 'not helping' when he's the one who—"

"Marian, enough," Leandra said sharply, cutting her short.

"Right. Sorry, Mother. I'm sure you've got it all under control," she murmured, sinking back into her chair. Though she went quiet, her expression remained fierce and her glare burned like dragon fire.

"If you're done shouting at Mari, why don't we talk about what matters. Like the fact that we've got five days to come up with three hundred silvers or else we'll be sleeping in the street," Garrett noted, his arms folded loosely.

"I'm sorry dear," Leandra said, though to him, not Marian. "Gamlen, what do you have to say for yourself? How are you going to fix this?"

[jackals-ships]

JACKAL I must apologize I was like I WILL GO CHECK F/O LIST because I am not 100% sure which bot you ship with (<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) though I thiiink it's Megatron bUT sorry if I'm wrong fkdjashkj BUT BEARING IN MIND I HAVEN'T FINISHED S1...I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHIP(S) 👀 and perhaps read fic at some point if you are able to find it @goldenworldsabound

(<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) IS AN ENTIRE MOOD THO HFKF tfp is like some sleeper cell activation code i SWEAR,,, + ur all good !! i gotta fiddle w my f/o list a lil and then repost it bc i kept meaning to make minor changes an then forgor,

BUT ANYWAYS YES !!! he's also, hilariously, one of the f/os i have a physical lil guy of despite being not on my radar as long as like garrus hf

also a read more bc i woke up Rambly today <3

he gets to sit with the ponies :} bc he canonically likes mlp at least according to the lil ask Megatron bit + there was a whole comics crossover (2 I think actually?)

breakdown + knockout are also My Besties they started out as like kinda baby crushes <- local aro can't tell the difference between Feelings even in fiction more at 11 [lighthearted] before megs came for my braincell with the fuckin. steel chair HFJ so seeing you go 👀🥰 at knocks i was like FUCK YEAH LETS GOO !!! im dropping into his work station from the ships vents like oooo someone's got a cruuuuush ooooo you wanna be all (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）don't u knocks- (jackal is once again banned from the nemesis)

okay okay but; i rlly only have one fic Finished and luckily had the foresight to post it to AO3. it's a lil older so not totally in character + canon but still silly and cute hjfkd

NOW GETTING INTO MY RED STRING TERRITORY-

when i get into something with a lot of continuities i tend to kinda? squish em together? or take bits and pieces going >:3 my city now, so the jackal x megatron ship is Primarily TFP but ive also absconded with fun movie details (like megs being i think it was 30? 40 ft tall? Fuck Huge,,,,) and also bits of comics lore/designs (holomatter is an interesting concept and im chewing on Meg's as we speak. gnawing on his arm even-)

but regardless this ship is totally my Slice Of Life Comedy Hour Chill LoFi Beats type of ship HKF like im a sucker for darker stuff higher stakes but i think this one has 0 stakes

like. like jackal and megatron literally met because jackal enjoys long walks on the beach exploring places Away from the city and Generally Away From Ppl to just sorta vibe. and ofc the normal thing to do when coming across a Definitely Alien And If Not Alien Then Like Secret Government Ship is to walk away. NOT wander ur happy lil ass inside like :0 yooooo what do These buttons do

and then when you get kicked out instead of getting squished like the bug you shouldn't come back via the air vents. again. and again and again and AGAIN and AG- until the local alien warlord gives in and is like "yeah okay this is my life now ig???" (soundwave was totally helping them btw. he likes drama 😌 and also has his own human hi adri so he can't say shit-) (also I've never decided on the Actual number of times they break it, in my brain it keeps slowly going up jus bc I find the concept SO funny. pov you're an alien warlord worried you got alien rodents and oh no NVM it's the human again. FUCK-)

it's absolutely the slowest burn too bc Meg's Refuses to admit that he has a crush on the weird squishy thing that keeps breaking in (until he's decided they're dating. and doesn't bother mentioning this) while jackals just 🥰 hehehoho big robot friend who calls me scraplet and sweetspark and sometimes puppy 🥰🥰🥰 also threatened to kill any mech who was mean to me 🤔🤔 weird. aaanyways

THERE'S ALSO a running joke in my head of that "what do you have?" "A KNIFE" "NO-" but it's jackal running off with energon bc you can't SHOW ME a cool liquid and have me NOT want to drink it !! Just a sippy. jus a lil- we'll have the hospital on speed dial pleeeeaaaase-😭

anyways tldr jackal megatron is "I'm not trapped with him he's trapped with me yaaaay :D" and "robot google; weird fuzzy feeling in spark?? how to remove weird fuzzy feeling?? robot google human exterminator near me-"

[tezzbot]

Part way through ep 2 of prime but I have to liveblog I'm goinvg CRAZY

When it cut back to Nine I was like ?? Is Shadow still fighting down there??? I forgot they put him in the pit HDJDGF

NEW YOKE KNUCKLES I LOVE HIM

"You know what? You keep talking, Doc, and my Fist will be Affront to ya Face." [Very gently taps his own cheek]

PIRATE AMY HIDING BEHIND CYBORG AMY.... SISTORS...

Mangey??? MANGEY???? YO. YO GET YOUR DOG???? WHERE IS HE G

OH!!!! HEEHEHEEE PUPPYYYYYY SMART PUPPY.... HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

I will not lie the floating hologram is so fucking funny to me GDKDGDF NINE BABY I'M SO SORRY I CANNOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY UP THERE

MANGEY..... I LOVE HIMFBHDSF HES SO PUPPY oh hi reused animation lmfao Unless it's bc I saw it in the trailers 10 times... maybe...

Ouhghh

HES SO FUCKING BIG IT’S SO FUNNYYYY

I AM SOOOO OBSESSED WITH NEW YOKE KNUCKLE'S VOICE

AAAOUHGHH MANGEY..... HELPING HIM HELPING HIM

Of course it's a Tails and a Knuckles that rusb to Sonic's side of course of course Team Sonic for literally ever

THE PIRATES???? WHY ARE THEY STILL OUT THERE?????????

Okay ep 3

What the....

THIS IS SO CUTE THOUGH WAAAA

GDJDGEJSF me when my memories are 16bit

Wait where Did Dread go...?

It's been a minute since I watched s2 GDJDF

YALL STOP PRAYING FOR MY GRANDPA HE'S GETTING TOO POWERFUL

Renegade Knux I fucking love you forever and ever

OH WAIT DREAD IS THERE. MISS THING IS JUST SAT IN THE CORNER LMFAO

God I love animation.

I will not lie the teen doctor eggman is so fun to me I like him GDJDF

RENEGADE CALLING SONIC 'BLUE'......

LETS GOOOOOOO GIRLS NIIIGHHHT

HE CANT SWIM. GET YOUR FEET DOWN. GET YESSS ATTABOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY

Sails... u r so cuteful....

AAOUUHH THE WAVE.... AND THE LITTLE SMILE RUSTY ROSE YOU ARE EVERYTHING

AAWUWHHH FROGGYYYYYY

These fucking birds scream and shake their heads like a fnaf jumpscare

OUHHHH SONIC ON YHE BACK OF BIRDIE WITH THAT AMY WHOS NAME I FORGOR THATS SO CUTE

GO GRANDPAAAA

PIGEONS.....

I just noticed the stupid little gears in Nine's shoes.... girl what.... HDJDGD

Nine...... :((((

EHHEEHEHEEEE THE SHAKE

RENEGADE SHOULD GET TO BEAT UP EVERY LAST EGGMAN AFTER THIS

New Yoke Knuckles and Rouge besties literally forever and ever

Everyone in that room like who the fuck is Shadow GDJFD

MY CUP OF CHILI....

THE BABY TALKING GIBBERISH LITERALLY MAKES THAT SEQUENCE "Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, ??????, Profit."

SONIC.........

NOOOO THEY ALL LOVE HIM SM......

Shadow still in that hole lmfao

I still love Nine's outift

GODDD THIS HURTS......

AAOUUHGGHGHH

"Lov a good chili Dawwwggg"

GIRRRLLLLL. TEAR HIM TO SHREEEDDDSS DAMN.

Suicide pact

My silly little space

NINE.....

SSONIICCCCC RRAAAAGGGHH

W

WHAT.

THEY EVEN GOT DREAD UP FOR IT WHAT THE HELL

NOOOO NONONO

NINE NOOOOO

OH GOD.

Ep4....

Oh god.

AW WAIT. WAAAIIITTT

NINE........

Okay Elsa we get it.

HIS PHOTOCOPIER

OUHHH HE'S LEARNING....

AAAAAAAAWWGHHH SIIICCKKKK SICK SICK SICK

MANGEY YOU'RE EVERYTHING

THE GROUND POUND....

Peepaw at it again

OHHHH THE TAILSES.... THEY HAVE A PLAN LITTLE SHITS....

HELLO???? NINE WHAT THE HELL????

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA THEY BUILT A FUCJINF BOMB?????

Wait. WAIT??? WHAT HAPPENED? DID THEY DIE???????? WHAT THE FUCK

ARE THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD??????? IM . IM GOBSMACKED. They wont be. They aren't.

REBEL'S EARS.... ANIMATION I LOVE Y

THIS SHOW IS STILL SO FUNNY

Hes WAAIITTIIINNNGG (<-stupid)

No really who is this.

Shadow is still. In a hole. DVJDFSG

FUCK EM UP BIG

If Nine has his eyes on Sonic why is Sonic hanging out with the groups who are trying to sneak up on Nine... VDJDFSJF

CATFISH?????

Sittadul

NINE... AAUHGH

AAAUUHGGGGHG BIGBOT BIG BOT BIGBOT

FROGGY MISSILES

"FROGGY?" AND CUT TO BLACK THAT GOT ME SO BAD. I LITERALLY GUFFAWED THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHOT IN THE WHOLE SHOW

EP5

THERES SO MANYYYFYGDHX

THE BIGBOTS BIG OLD TAIL.....

AUGH THE ANIMATIONS GOING CRAZY

You Are Just A Little Boy In A Chair....

GOOD GOD. This is so much.

THE HOLE

Grandpa you've made that joke 5 times now

HERE HE COMES. I KNOW IT.

YEEAAAAAGHHHHHH

We Are Not. Related.

GIRL YOU HAVE JET BOOTS

OKAY. ALRIGHT. OKAY. WORD CHOICE. BUT OKAY. HDJRHDJDGDJG

HE LITERALLY JUST JET BOOTED OUT OF THEM

PHHH THE MUSIC

VOLLEYBALLL

Left him hanging...HE HIGH FIVED HIMSELF

SONIC IS SOOOO CUTE..... HIS LITTLE FAAACEE.... I LOVE YOU SONIC HEDGEHOG

THE AMYS..... FOREVVEERRR

SISTERRRRSSSS

Amy Underground. Start a band NOW

AHAHAHAAAAAA FUCK YEESSSSS

GDJDGSJSF Shadow is like Do Not Fucking Touch Me

OUGH THAT POSE ON NINE...HES SO CREEEPYYYY I LOVE IT IM OBSESSED

OUGH. HOIUHGHH

THE ANIMATIOOONNN

HES SO TIRED....

Dr deeps legs: shattered lmfao

POV BEATING SHADOW UP

NO SONIC NOOO

FUCK!!!!!!!!

EP6

God. Just everyone...

Girl you're gonna hurt yourself......

HES GONNA DIEGDJDHHD

OH MY GOD. ITS FREE ROADS

A SHIELD TOO

AHHAHAHAHAHAA Splat :D HES SO CUTE

He needs an ibuprofen

Nine... he's hurting himself.......

WERE TEHY PLAYING DEAD. LMFAOOO

Oh god he's shaking

YOU ARENT GOING ANYWHERE.

Oh god. Hi Bigbot..

OH MY GOD. NINES ANIMATIONS I LOVE HOW IN SANE HE LOOKS

LETS!!!! FUCKING!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!! RENEGADE I LOVE YOOUUUU

LETS GO KNUCKLES SONIC TEAM UP LETS GO

THIS HAS GOT TO BE SAILS AND MANGEY IT HAS TO BE THAT CATBOTS GOT THAT DOG IN HIM

FUCK YEEAEAAAAAGGGHHHHH

MANGEYS LITTLE TONGUE.... GOODBOYS

Dread...... Dread no....

KILL THIS CLOWN. WHO EVEN ARE YOU RACCOON FREAK

CAPTAIN ROSE AAAAAA

That birdie just out in the battlefield. Chilling

LETS GO SHADOOOWWW

Uh oh lol

OH MY GODDDVJDGHDHD HE JUST FUCKGINB BLEW IT UP

TYYAAEEEAAAHAHHH I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!!

THE CHORAL MUSIC????? SEPHIROTH...

Ohhh Nine is trying to destroy the stabilisers...

HERE WE GO.... LAST ONE...

Ep7

HE SET IT UP SO SONIC COULD LIVE WITH HIM IM GONNA BE SICK

GOD. THEY JUST WONT LET SONIC TALK WITH THIS KID HUH

AOUGH....

BABBEL..... Why does that baby have a full set of veneers

GOOD LORD.

Edgelord....

THIS IS LIKE CANDY TO ME VDDJGDDJF

OHHHHG NINE.... NOT EVEN A WORD.. JUST A HUG

THEY JUST FUCKING LEFT SHADOW HELP MEEWE

Shadow incredibly cunt

YAAAAYYYY YOU BLUE BUFFOON

HE HAS A PERMIT HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS

God. Trows up.

Very very good show. That ending was. slightly disappointing, there was no like... cooldown it felt slightly abrupt BUT. Good Show I loved it so much<333

[sadiecoocoo]

Rick and Morty Headcannon - 5

A small detail about Morty is that he curls up often. Morty C-137 is the only one that we know if that does this. In a chair he’ll sit in the fetal position instead of normally. This has caused a few concerns with Rick, seeing as he always wonders if this is some psychological thing or just a quirk. It’s really just what Morty finds comforting and he doesn’t really think about it when he does it.

It was stated in the dragon episode (I forgor the name) that Morty kind of liked Dnd, I think that Lizard Morty (Scale for short) was the one that got a lot of the other Mortys into it. Sometimes maybe the main friend group of Mortys (imo that’s the group that went to the wishing well thing plus Lawyer Morty, campaign manager (debating if he actually died or not in my Rick and Morty au), and Miami… occasionally Eve/Mal will join the group, but he usually just hangs back and listens) will all get together and play one shots, or just hang out in general.

I stated before that Morty C-137 was found by one morty while he went on a solo mission and then that was when he first went to the citadel on his own. Many of the Morty’s remembered our morty from when he lead a rebellion against evil “Rick” and Mal, and they were all nice to him. He became apart of the main group of Mortys that usually hang out because of this, and they all became fairly good friends

[underworld-park-offical]

hello I'm new to this blog just wondering what is going on (if it's still active)

SUMMARY OF WHAT IN THE TOMFUCKERY IS GOING ON:

Influencer Craig Tucker invites all his friends to play the oujia board which they dip after being like "nah fam i dont wanna die" then Craig's like "ok fuck you guys" and continues talking to the demon and the demon ends up hating his ass to which hes wailing like "WHYYYY" then UH OH SPAGETTIOS the demons out! (but they dont know that yet)

Then Craig talkes to Tolkien (basically the same) and Clyde (scene kid with ibs) who are dating and is like "yo i had a BOGUS dream" and then they were like "ayo???" and so Craig explains his whack dream n their mean ass teacher says "we have a new sacrifi- i mean student" and badabing badaboom TWEEK

Craig thinks he's stinky so he starts talking shit, Tweek catches on and basically berates him to high hell while Clyde and Tolkien cheer him on. Then the power goes out and mean Brit boy (Pip) tells them "Ahaha fuck you, ya done fucked up" and then they bolt the hell outta there.

Tolkien and Clyde starts suspecting Tweek is a demon while Craig has an episode and then ENTER GREGORY_CUTIE_PIE_3RD and his posse of demons (Tweek, Thomas and Pip) and Jimmy ends up family guy death posing

Tolkien and Clyde suspect Craig is super mega dead and Jimmy is definetly mega dead so they consult Damien who explains demon lore at them. Clyde comes out of the closet bathroom and Tolkien sees some brown stuff on his hand and is like "ayo tf is that???" and then Clydes like "uhhh erm erm erm erm-". Tolkien and Clyde end up breaking up but thats ok! Clyde's got Tweek who he started crushing on after talking to him about Nightcore twice. Turns out Craig is alive and well but had a mental breakdown and doxxed Stan.

Stan and his gang open the door to see DUNDUNDUN twink! So they're like "awh fuck" and Gregory up and chokes Stan cuz Pip is like "GRRRR MURDER". Clyde calls Craig crying that he and Tolkien broke up so Craig tells them they're gonna get aids and bashes Gregory on the head with a chair. Tweek gets hit by a fucking car and boom boom bam influencer drama

Then, they all bail to a bridge and Estella gets revealed to be possessing Clyde, and Pip gets grounded :(

Tweek helps em out and thats where were at right now (mods remind me if i forgor anything)

[hauntingblue]

Omg. No but he can.

Raven got the short end of the stick. How did sebastian just rip off his heart

[muppetable]

oh yeah incorrect quotes day i forgor

Logan: You’re a loose cannon, Virgil.

Virgil: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Roman: I think you play by your own rules.

Patton: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Logan: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Virgil: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Remus is a loose cannon.

Remus: *smashes a chair*

Virgil: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

Logan: You can eat a rock.

Patton: Air.

Janus: The fabric of time and space.

Remus: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Virgil: You guys are not helpful.

Logan: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Roman: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Logan: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Patton: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Thomas: Janus is a strings kid. We must sacrifice him to the band gods.

Logan: Yes.

Virgil: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Janus: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Logan: What truce?

Thomas: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Patton: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

Thomas: How high are you?

Virgil: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Janus: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Virgil: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[betterthanyalls]

Characters: GN Y/n, Stelle(HSR)

Prompt: Mail Order Bride/Arranged Marriage

Requested: Kinda(it was for a deal)

I gave Y/n some design choices, deal with it pls

Title:Is Love Bought?

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There she stood, in all her sassy glory. Her yellow orbs glisten in the sunlight like cat urine or the moon's glow. A few days prior, y/n decided they were done with being a lonely, sad, and miserable fortnite player and discord mod. They went onto the dark web and searched “Order A Bride.com”. Y/n clicked the first one they saw, someone named Stelle. She was beautiful, and y/n couldn’t care less about her personality. Back to the present, y/n stood frozen. It was love at first sight. They couldn’t take their eyes off of Stelle’s orbs.

Y/n cleared their throat. “Ahem, you are my wife?”

Stelle suddenly became very nervous “y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes I-I-I-I a-a-a-a-a-a-am……..”

“No need to be worried, Kitten. I will take great care of you.” Y/n laughed darkly. “One rule, don’t make me angry. When I get angry, I see red! You don’t want to see my dark side.” Y/n growled like the alpha werewolf they are.

Stelle flinched in fear. Y/n let Stelle into their house. “You sleep here.” Y/n said as they pointed to a dog cage. “W-what?! B-B-But I’m your w-wife! Don’t I s-sleep with y-you?!” Stelle exclaimed in fear.

“Ugh fine. If you’re going to be a jerk about it.” Y/n groaned. They led Stelle to their room. As soon as Stelle stepped into the room, she passed out. The epic gamer discord mod smell flooded the room and knocked her out. Y/n shrugged and went to their computer to start playing fortnite. Then Y/n remembered something. “Oh my giddily goodness! I am no longer single he he he ha! I am no longer cringe!” Y/n cheered as they spun in their Valorant chair.

Then Stelle woke up. “W-what happened?” She asked worriedly. “Nothing Kitten, you are just weak. Now let’s go watch anime together grrrr.” Y/n growled as they dragged Stelle to the living room couch. Y/n decided to put on My Hero Academia. “I just love Tor-door-oh-key! He is so ka-why-ee! Gosh, look at me sharing all this with you. I’m such a baka!”

Stelle sat there confused and terrified. Then suddenly, she was transported to another dimension. “H-hello?” She called out into the darkness of the void she fell into. Then she saw Y/n. With their 3 foot tall frame and golden hair. (if ur bald, use this line: With their 3 foot tall frame and glistening smooth baldness)

Y/n’s blue ocean skyline galaxy rainbow water rainy icy snowy blue orbs shone in the emptiness. “Y-Y/n?” Stelle called out.

“Hello Kitten.” Y/n spoke, their voice booming with power and dominance. “You have not been good.”

“W-What?! I have been amazing!” Stelle yelled.

“You didn’t follow the one rule.” Y/n screamed in anger. “This is my dark side GRRRRR!!!”

“AAAHHHHHH” Stelle screamed as Y/n bit Stelle’s neck. Stelle felt her teeth fall out and be replaced. She had fangs?!

“W-what happened?!” Stelle asked quickly.

“I am no human. I am an alpha werewolf demon angel vampire royal fairy gremlin Shrek Lorax Onceler O’Hare Air Blue Smurf Cat.” Y/n recited perfectly.

“WHAT IN THE FLIPPITY FLOP IS THAT?!” Stelle yelled.

“GRRRRRRR” Y/n punched Stelle in the gut, causing her to shatter the fourth wall. Stelle looked at you, the reader.

“Nah bro help me out. This story has gone on long enough. It is too crazy. Tell the author to fix their brain.” Stelle was shut up by yours truly. Because Stelle can't keep her noisy little mouth shut. Haha she is such a goofy goober lol. Now where were we? Oh yeah, my b I forgor.

Stelle was thrown into a wall that appeared out of nowhere. Then suddenly, she woke up. She was on the couch with Y/n. She looked around, it seemed like her and Y/n fell asleep while watching My Hero Academia. Stelle looked down to see she peed on the couch like the stupid wife she is.

THE END.