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Sooooo just yesterday I was talking about Loki being there in my dreams. I haven't seen him in so long, hold behold, I sleep and he's there. So I don't want to get married right but I'm getting older and it worries my parents because hey I'd die alone (also because I'm Indian so the societal pressure is off the roof, most parents just marry off their children just to show off in the society)
Anywayssss for some reason I'm sitting next to him, chilling like he's my bestie since nappy days, and my dad enters and he goes like "You should get married". I roll my eyes and my anxiety peaks like it always does, as soon as he left loki grabs me by the shoulders, turns me towards him and goes like "Why Don't you just marry me? I don't want to get married either and we can just live together forever, I love you so much and you don't even need to have sex with me"
I'm like woah intense ..okay ..cool. Then we just head off and the pandit is invited and we are going wedding shopping together.
What the hell Loki!!!!!!
#loki is always ott in my dreams but isnt he Adorbsssss#if you want to marry me just do it#we can have sex with each other#no sex is for real men 😂
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Vincent Price and Beverly Hills //
The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau
#vincent price#beverly hills#the comedy of terrors#comedy of terrors#omggg#i love this scene#Vincent as a drunk undertaker is something to see#so funny#classic horror#i want to be his dumb wife in this movie#so we can insult each other and then have insane rough makeup sex#so sexy#damnnmnn#shes fine af too#hnng#sir ... why are you so fine#bicon#bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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sequel to this ramble cause the way james talks bout the reduced cherik scenes throughout the xmen films in this video is making me want to kill people. 'we'll always have paris darling' what if we all blew up.
#xmen#xmen first class#xmen dofp#xmen apocalypse#xmen dark phoenix#cherik#snap chats#im gonna be sick ive rewatched this like five times#IM STILL PISSED AWF AND THEN HEARING HIS COMMENTARY ABOUT IT OUUUUGGHHHH#OOOH WHAT IF I THREW ROCKS#LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS CUT. aside from that gorgeous 'where are you doing' scene in first class ofc BUT WHAT ELSE#im forced to believe there was a make-up and/or hate sex scene in dofp because wdym they were worried about censorship#LIKE WHAT. WHAT DID THEY CUT. CAUSE CENSORSHIP OVERSEAS IS ONLY FOR EXPLICITLY QUEER THINGS INNIT#maybe paris can be our always i hate it here NO I LOVE HOW THE PARIS BIT IS EVEN /THEIR/ COPE#LIKE PLEAAAAASSE im throwing up. maybe if i draw cherik ill feel better#on the real its genuinely so sad. like even outside of shipping this is still art being reduced#and what we have is still good but the thought that it coudlve been BETTER ...#again their connection is already good from what we have in the final but just ... the lost emphasis of it all if that makes sense#ESPECIALLY outside of first class and dofp- like their relationship really is so sparse in DP and apocalypse its so sad#i think what makes it esp sad is how upset james is about the cut material like its so nice that hes so invested in their relationship too#and its just gotta be so. Excuse Me What when youre told 'hey so your characters cant having a deeper relationship or we're fucked'#'even though the relationship between these two is one of the most fascinating aspects of this generation of xmen films'#is it so hard to want to see like .. even just an intimate 'friendship'. like would it be so bad to see them be so heartfelt#or even just bein a bit silly. or hell ill take them fighting again ANYTHING I BEG YOU the humanity between them is so important#LIKE PLEASE im gonna cope and seethe forever i fear#and when he said 'i thought 'its probably the last time we get to do this to each other'' :((((((((((((((((((((( shoot me#at least we'll always have paris ....
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Every time I drink wine I am will graham looking down at a shot hannibal and we have become each other and he is bleeding out and I am savouring the moment by drinking wine the way he does and I gloat like god often does and he takes the violence the way I did every time he violated me and he almost dies from a distant form of violence but what ultimately really kills him are my hands the way I said I’d do it anyway who wants another glass
#all I’m saying is that this scene was a metaphor for gay sex. hannibal was literally penetrated by the bullet#the details are insane actually#their looks have obviously turned into each other with will all clean shaven and in a button down while Hannibal wears a shirt and informal#blazer#but the way the scene is shot#the angle and the light#wills face being so dark cause we can see the darkness in him#hannibal accepting the pain the way will die when he took a saw to his skull or literallt any other time#they’re turning into each other do you understand they became each other#also most intense eye fucking I’ve ever seen on telly or in real life#also will asking Hannibal if god gloats in Digestivo (or dolce? I forgot)#and then gloating as hannibal is in obvious pain and bleeding out#they should’ve fucked nasty but tbh this was more fun to watch#the way will did*#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#emmys thoughts on hannibal#mads mikkelsen#Hugh dancy#wrath of the lamb
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with the way things shook out I ended up doing lucanis' second café date right after finishing the treviso quest line (with the implication seeming to be that it's literally on the same night). and I must say that these two chucklefucks performing acts of stunning world-quaking violence that change the fate of a city and then peacefully going off to chat & softly flirt over hot beverages once they've got the worst of the blood all cleaned up while the rest of the city is getting riotously drunk to celebrate is the most in-character thing that has ever happened for both of them lol. who needs booze when you're high on being so in love with someone else's company and existence in the world that it makes you look stupid. and also you're both huge nerds
#perfect. canon. very in line with the end of murder of crows as well. I bet teia and viago were off having the wildest most elated sex#while rye and lucanis h. held hands properly for the first time without gloves and gazed at each other in wonder#we'll get to the life affirming joyous sex just. just give them a moment first okay not all of us can have a decade of UST built up#party boy rye days are long past. the nerd rye that has always existed beneath that is living his best life. AND with bae. bless <3#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis#it also made both treviso and lucanis' last scene some of the very last stuff I did before the endgame starts#which feels very appropriate honestly. that lucanis pacing works for me he's got a lot of stuff to get through before we arrive here lol#aside from the fact that I drag him with me everywhere of course#also I like the idea of rye seeing a bit of himself as a kid in jacobus (gifted but problem child) and being so relieved he made it through#and made it through with hope as well. hanging with the non-dellamorte inlaws going surprisingly well. caterina gonna caterina tho
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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Why does everyone to feel the need to prove Their Girl is the canon ship in ffvii. I think the narrative is a lot richer if you acknowledge cloud has deep feelings for both Aerith and Tifa, just like they have for him and each other.
#like….why try to say ‘THIS IS WHAT THE DEVELOPERS DEFINITELY INTENDED#when there’s a lot of evidence for either—things that are not mutually exclusive. they all have feelings for each other. it’s unavoidable.#and on top of that#aerith having liked zack does not eliminate her ability to like cloud#the feelings are complicated sure but she does like cloud separately from zack#and likewise. tifa and cloud having feelings for each other does not necessarily mean They Have Sex Under The Highwind.#because. why would they. especially during the events of the game.#they love each other but it’s in an awkward way that doesn’t have to fully develop Right Now.#and also like. how would them having sex at that moment be any more of an intimate moment than tifa traversing clouds literal consciousness#ffvii#cloud strife#tifa Lockhart#final fantasy vii#i just think. maybe we can lay the argument to rest. it’s been#it’s been 27 years
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yeah man. reminder that an aspec person doing something can never be invalidating to aspecs in general. a person's individual actions are not reflective on the entire community and our job is to remember that we can all do whatever the fuck we want forever ‼️ the people who are leveraging us against each other are NOT our friends and should not be listened to. in fact i advocate putting them in the oubliette
#THIS INCLUDES. aro people deciding to be in romantic relationships. aro people deciding to be in qprs.#ace people deciding to have sex or not have sex.#grey-aspec identities experiencing attraction in general!!! i've seen people using that against us.#it can never be invalidating cause that's just an aspec person being alive!#what is invalidating is when people walk up to use us against each other. and then THOSE are the people who we need to tell to shut up.#or. again. put them in the oubliette.#you guys understand what i'm saying.#talking#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#aspec#aro positivity#asexual#asexuality#ace positivity#ace discourse#using the ace discourse tag... who wants to play 'how many aphobic anons will i get by morning' tee hee
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Are there any Professor Snart fics out there? The thought came to me and now I'm lying on the floor trying to get my brain to reboot.
Think about it. The gossip surrounding the hot new English professor. The casual but professional outfits. The captivating lectures. The charming smiles. The corny jokes. The starry-eyed students. The never-ending string of faculty friends and students visiting when he's in his office. The abundance of award-winning books he's written (James Patterson who?). The Dean is ready to offer him tenure if Len agrees to add another class or two to his roster because they have so many students begging to be in his class. He goes to his students' poetry slams to encourage them and has a writing workshop for inspiring authors. He sponsored a scholarship in his name for LGBTQ+ students. He volunteers to help with the theater department. Not long after he's hired, Professor Leonard Snart seems to be the only thing anyone wants to talk about at Central City University.
#theres so many ways to fit barry into this#a stressed senior who can't stand hearing Iris go on and on about her new hot teacher#a fellow professor who cant string two sentences together in front of his favorite author#an inspiring CSI hell-bent on proving the picture-perfect professor isn't who he seems to be#the Ezra/Aria meetfuck in the bar bathroom the day before he realized he just had sex with his new professor#Barry's work friends have adopted Len into their friend group and think they should date#professors rivalry aka how many times can we pretend we actually hate each other before we fuck on your desk#i could go on#but I'll run out of tags#leonard snart#coldflash#barry allen#the flash#captain cold#professor snart
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i hope all of you guys are normal about sex work and if you're not i don't really care about your opinion, just don't make it my problem 🫶🏻
#i'm posting tomorrow and i don't want to hear a single weird comment okay can we promise each other no weirdness#i don't mean to be harsh i just have zero patience for this topic#and i already have to defend my pro-sex work position irl all the time so i'm not going to do that online too lol <3#nonsims
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On s'est déjà tout dit Et j'ai déjà tout vu Je l'ai déjà apprise, la leçon la plus dure J'suis tombé droit dans l'mur, une fois, deux fois
[We've already said everything and I've already seen it all. I've already learned it, the hardest lesson. I fell straight into the wall, once, twice.]
#bea art tag#T'Pring#T'Pring/Spock#Spock#SNW#star trek snw#snw#T'Pring fanart#s he deserves more.....she deserves MORE!!!!!#The nerve of this man to say 'you know me well' WHILE cheating#This show's Spock's trust issues and reluctance to fully commit himself to T'Pring don't read at all as him being torn between two differen#worlds or reluctant to show T'Pring the 'real' him because we never really see T'Pring being .... idk. Disdainful of his humanity?#The most I can remember is her saying 'It hardly seems like a Vulcan lives here.' when she's poking at his interior decorating#T'Pring is out here reading books doing research and telling him she appreciates his Humanity and wants to have dinner with him and spend#time together and Spock's over here like 'I can't bring myself to trust T'Pring. Christine! Angel!' like DUDE....you're ENGAGED#Of your own volition you're engaged!!#The second your fiancee says 'let's take a break from seeing each other to think about our relationship' you start having sex with another#woman?? Immediately??? I don't like this writing ... it just makes Spock seem like a sleaze who's making excuses to be unfaithful#BUT you know what?? That'd be fine if they didn't frame Christine/Spock as like...ok? I don't get that. M'Benga is like wink wink#ohhh you like each other huh~?? HUH indeed. HUH?? Dude - he has a fiancee???#Even putting morality aside wouldn't it just be more fun to have them be in a secret forbidden relationship or whatever?#Spock: -Singing about how he and Christine broke up or whatever- / Uhura: ....[doesn't he have a girlfriend?????]#<- I wish there was more continuity with this. Like - why is everyone on the ship fine with Spock & Christine being together#when they KNOW he has a fiancee? Is no one going to mention it?#Like there's definitely a compelling story here but the writers are never gonna find it...everyone's too busy being in a marvel movie#Spock being like oh I love Christine we really have something WHILE reassuring T'Pring at every turn that he loves her and wants to make#it work between them ooohhhh!!!! -steam comes out my ears- flames flames on...on the side of my face...#Him being upset and feeling betrayed by Christine leaving for a work opportunity....sit DOWN sir. Sit DOWN!!!#If they make T'Pring cheat on him with Stonn or whatever so they can have a contrived#'well we're both at fault who's really to blame for this goodbye forever now have a great life' ending I'm gonna riot
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From my experience, enjoyment of the worlds of Blizzard games comes in a spectrum:
Overwatch: Because the developers refused to elaborate further with the lore on account of corporate greed and mismanagement, everything is up to speculation and you can basically do whatever you want with these settings and characters.
World of Warcraft: Please, god, stop elaborating.
#Blizzard Entertainment#World of Warcraft#Overwatch#Overwatch 2#Actiblizz#now when I say 'enjoyment' I mostly mean I go 'my city now'#and play the games without paying them a cent in whatever way I can (at least in the case of WoW thanks to emulation)#while reading auxilliary lore through wikis and such#(and Overwatch I just stopped playing at all back in 2023 and I don't regret it)#I admit I don't know from personal experience what the hell is going on with Starcraft or Diablo#but I assume they still follow the same axis/spectrum#considering Starcraft has not officially had a game in like 10 years?#and Diablo IV and Diablo Immortal are...Diablo IV and Diablo Immortal.#this post was brought to you by me going 'I really want to make some WoW OC fan content or AUs or something'#and then deciding to brush up on my lore#and then Immediately Regretting It#far as I'm concerned the story stops after Cataclysm#*maybe* Legion but Legion is on thin fucking ice because they did Vol'jin so dirty#not to mention that all the inconsistent shit with Garrosh and Sylvanas?#is because two of Blizz's most notorious sex perverts were having a dickwaving contest#and then basically massacring each other's blorbo in the process of said dickwaving#like is Metzen a perfect writer? no. he's very simplistic. was his shit still better than what we got? A VERY EMPHATIC YES.#croak.txt#reblog.wank
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anyone else hate long distance relationships and lack of consistent feelings on their part
#this is gonna be long in the tags sorry#and for the record. everything im going to say in here is on Me and not on my girlfriend and i know the solution is TALK TO HER#but can i have a minute to just. say it#okay. so im long distance with my girlfriend and we've been long distance (5hrs drive) the whole time#we've been together almost 9 months and in that time we've seen each other 4 times.#once in may once for halloween once for thanksgiving and today/yesterday for NYE#the longest trip of any of these was a tuesday night- sunday morning. so like. four full days of being together#but interspersed with family bc it was thanksgiving#okay. so just setting the stage#i love hanging out. i love hanging out on the couch or doing random shit like walkin around a town or grocery shopping with her#like i love being introduced to her friends and family as her partner and doing likewise to my people#like i love hanging out with her forever#but like. UGH my issue is like. any. kind of intimacy beyond literally like cuddling and holding hands?#like lack of consistency on my part. like okay sometimes kissing is fine and we're talking like a peck on the lips and then sometimes#im like. no i dont. want to do this. and obviously im not being Forced to if i asked her to not she would respect that!!#i like the Idea of kissing and sometimes i do enjoy a little peck but sometimes im like not. into it.#and then like. we've been together for a while we've Talked about sex and stuff but we have not had it yet. haven't gotten anywhere close#to it yet#like i like the idea of having sex with her but if i was faced with the reality of that right now i would freak out like just get. really#stressed? panic??? and there's no trauma in my past. i haven't ever had any kind of sex i have no trauma associated#with anything. like i would just. freak out a little. and we wouldn't have sex and that would be fine but. idk.#i dunno if i'm like. ace or something or it's just still too New of a relationship to do that? because despite being togehter for 9 months#when you've had literally less than two weeks of full days together in that time#it feels really fuckin new#i dunno man.#i'm just afraid that im just. idk not built for a relationship.#she was drunk and wanted to snuggle when we went to sleep last night and it stressed me out because i hate not being able to move when#im asleep. i told her this she gave me my room that was fine. but like man. i am never gonna want to snuggle like that#i still dont love kissing#like. for my house. okay i have very specific ideas of what i want my space to look like and feel like
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the funniest thing about writing charden is that they can either fucknasty with approximately zero leadup or be like two opposing magnets that I'm trying to push together
#11k and theyve been fucking dancing around each other like hold on....#post 16 charden is so. theyre both so *normal* that it's impossible to blow past the stuff theyve both been coming to realizations about#it's the fact that charlie's so tired and done and so not willing to take any shit because he can see behind the curtain#they're both. past it. dennis is willing to let go of everything he's built. all the defensive walls and lies and this persona he's upheld#but it literally makes it worse because it's just like ok. what do we do with all this. it's like an open wound now#there's no hiding it but neither of them know how to stop it from bleeding all over the place#dennis has been in this place since season 12 when he finally allowed himself to acknowledge how damaged and dysfunctional things were#and charlie in s15 in a similar way. both acknowledging this fundamental brokenness due to their childhoods and guiding figures growing up#these guys don't know how to be people. they don't know how to function properly. and it becomes apparent when they Try to be better.#their default is to hurt and be hurt#instead of stitching up the wound they just inflict another on someone else hoping that they bleed out first#they can't have sex because dennis is too focused on trying to protect charlie from himself to see that he's asking charlie to hurt him#it's one or the other. the only way to oppose hurting someone you care about is by letting them hurt you.#i'm normal 👍
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i dont want to step on anyones garden but i think saying 'ekko and Jinx surely fucked before the last episode' is a bit weird.
#did we see the same show?#Not denying they had fun or didnt bond#I just dont think you're supposed to... Have sex with a person after almost killing themselves#And i dont think watching a person commit suicide 4 almost 5 times before your eyes makes you want to fuck them later#Love timebomb but i think reducing this to 'they fucked' is a bit bland#Not only bland but even a bit disrespectful#Jinx about to kill herself and Burn down The Last Drop#Seeing Isha die#Seeing Vander “die” again#Being imprisioned#Dont you think they'd catch Up? Talk about stuff#Support each other???#OFC they can fuck i just dont think this is the timing#Unless we want another caitvi style sex scene
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There are LDS folks who believe a) all Spirit Children of our Heavenly Parents are binary male or female, and b) everyone's assigned sex at birth matches their Spirit's eternal gender. Since LDS theology holds that our underlying Spirit is part of an eternal existence that has no beginning or end, the binary gender view is particularly significant.
However, consider that there are times sex at birth is assigned incorrectly or cannot be determined:
Perhaps 100 billion humans have lived. If only .02% have had ambiguous/divergent genital/chromosomal presentation, we're discussing 20 million individuals, up to 2 million of whom are alive today. At broader definitions of intersex, that number is more than 100 million persons alive today - about the same percentage as people born with red hair.
Use whatever criteria you want to determine whether a body is male or female, somewhere there will be an individual who rides the line between male and female such that you cannot determine which side of the line they fall on. No matter who defines the criteria, or what those criteria are, there comes a point where we just can't tell.
Which Spirit does God put in that body? What if, under given criteria, the body is 60% male/40% female outside and 60% female/40% male inside? What Spirit is sent to the body then?
We don't have to go far to find cases that raise questions. Castor Semenya was born, raised and competed as a woman her entire life, until it was discovered she was XY (and she still competed as a woman some after that). Other cases, like a 33 yr old man with a uterus, ovaries and XX chromosomes internally, but full outward male genitalia, or an XY woman who never got her period, are mentioned relatively frequently in medical literature and the news. Development factors, natural and artificial, further complicate gender and sex identity. We're still learning about neurological differences outside of typically identified intersex characteristics.
If someone who is reproductively female spends their entire life as a man, what Spirit did God send to that body? Because somewhere, somewhen, this has happened and it may be more often than you think.
Since we cannot make a blanket statement about the gender of Spirits matching assigned sex at birth, let's be more careful about what we say. The truth is we don't always know. The gospel is about ministering to the one, and somewhere that one is listening to you. Be kind to them. Tell them the truth, even if that truth is 'we don't know all the answers for everyone' (LDS Handbook 38.7.7). There is goodness and power in admitting to not knowing everything and in pleading with the Lord for further light and knowledge. Such honesty may give us less to repent of later.
#queerstake#tumblrstake#lgbt#lgbtqia+#lds#mormon#religion#trans#transgender#mortal sex and gender are not binary#i am not trying to be a biological essentialist#i believe biology influences gender identity#gender roles#and gender presentation#are socially derived#constructs#but i am not sure we can say gender identity and biology have nothing to do with each other#but seriously#you do you and no worries#and i am not trying to make intersex folks a pawn in the debate#what i am trying to do is counter people who are looking at sex as a biological binary and an absolute#and who are pushing that absolutism in harmful ways#and using an example of the potential obvious harm#i might be intersex myself
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