#we be wildin

[dachshund-games]

Ok I've seen nothing but countless theories about puppet history lately but here's my it's-not-10pm-and-im-actually-coherent take

See this box right here? This generator looking bitch? Well, she's got a tube that's connected to the stage. The professor was being really defensive about it AND we got that close up of the box. She's gonna be important I can feel it.

Next: What's up with the professor's lighting? Does it seem more red than normal? I went back and looked through some old episodes and in the beginning it's always more of a purpleish blue. Even across seasons this lighting stays the same. Like look at these two shots. The first is from the Pinkerton episode, the second is from the new one. The new one even seems more washed out and less rich than the other.

Next, the glitch at 13:11. When I first saw it I thought it was my computer being weird, but then I went back and saw it happen again. I've looked at that glitch so many times. While this may be completely incorrect, the colors of the glitch kinda match the colors of Asmodeus. And if it's not that, it's a glitch in the power supply from that generator and our little blue ballsack is a hologram or something similar. For the life of me I can't get a sc of the glitch so just go back and watch it.

Now, the weird voice at 13:50 (and other places). I saw someone else say that this is a genie voice, and I honestly can't tell if he's impersonating the noise the algorithm machine makes or that the genie (or whatever thing is controlling the professor) fucked up talking for a sec and he went haywire.

Now, this may just be me, or does the professor look more sinister this season? We know he has a weird fascination with flesh but something about the eyes seem wrong. Under the lighting in the theater they look completely red as opposed to their normal brown. I don't think that they're using a different puppet but who knows.

And, at 20:09, Ryan says "You know a lot about ghosts, professor." and the professor replies "Yeah, yeah I do." Now, this may just be another callback to ghost files, but also, could the professor be a ghost himself? Or met ghosts when he was canonically dead?

ALSO, RYAN WON? But, I went through the video (and while I may have counted wrong) Sara got 4 points while Ryan only got 3. Is this going to be a pattern where Ryan always wins?

In conclusion, I didn't cover every single thing in this post, and I might not, but here are my takes for now. More episodes are gonna have to come out to know for sure about some of these things, and I am very excited for when they do.

[medicus-felini]

3 active Mr. 3 threads. And they say nothing in this world is perfect.

[maliciousalice]

The Janeway Maneuver

[andaniellight]

GODDD the fact that Yoichi had TWO months of being away from his brother. TWO MONTHS OF YOICHI LIVING WITH THIS MAN WHO SAVED HIM FROM THE GRASP OF HIS TOXIC BROTHER. TWO-FUCKING-MONTHS OF THEM THINKING SO DAMN HARD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET RID OF HIS QUIRK WHILE ALSO TRYING TO AVOID ALL FOR ONE AT ALL COSTS

...Horikoshi. HORIKOSHI.

They fucked without protection didn't they-

[turnipoddity]

A bit of a different ask than normal but I just wanted to say I love all the pictures you post in response to asks. My camera roll has a dedicated folder for these and it grows every time you post one. Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

You’re welcome

[baeshijima]

at least he is self-aware

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

bitches will be like “don’t like don’t read” AND THEN ITS FUCKING PEDOPHILIA

[shima-draws]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by @shiftygosu

Actually OBSESSED with this edit. To the point where I watched Rio again just to hear the song even tho I hadn’t seen it in like 10 years

[hephaestn]

the standard day at nate nation starts with someone saying they miss nate and suddenly we lose our shits resending the same 10 pics

[attapullman]

For IBFFM, I can't decide if we should fuck hollywood!Bob or one of the other filthy choices in my brain. Would love to hear from the peanut gallery 🥜

[kogglyuffs]

lesbians gays bisexuals rika fans grusha fans permafrostshipping lads how we feelin

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

Never forget that Disney had Mickey date his own cousin for the sake of making Minnie jealous.

Like I'm not joking.

[serialadoptersbracket]

Bonus Round: Tomfight Rematch, Madelines Not Included

(Mod notes: This bonus round is mostly an apology to O’Malley, for having to fight Batman in round 2. I’ve cut all of Wachowski’s propaganda that mentions his wife, as he fights here without her. On a similar note, reminder to Houston’s fans that his bio-kid, for the purposes of this tournament, does not matter. [Sorry, Tim.])

Without further ado…

Submitted kids:

O’Malley: Marie, Toulouse, and Berlioz

Houston: Lex and Hannah Foster

Wachowski: Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles

Propaganda under the cut!

O’Malley:

“That cat was immediately all about the family of the lady cat he fell for. Well, he was slightly put off at first but he adapted quickly and was all about keeping them safe.

He was Disneys first canonical stepfather!”

No propaganda has been submitted for Houston

Wachowski:

“they're canonically found family; at least Sonic & them are 100% confirmed, & Tails & Knuckles are implied.

Tom may be a cop but he actively goes against the government in both movies. in the first, to protect this alien hedgehog kid he just met in his shed & shot with a tranquilizer dart by accident, & in the second, his kid & his new friend (Tails), both of which just came tumbling through a ring portal & crashing Maddie's sister Rachel's wedding.”

[pr1ncessavar0se]

@stupendous-snart and i are in drawpile again

[yazzydream]

Can't stop thinking about how cha cha real smooth Lost In Paradise is about shibuya incident arc.

[south-park-catified]