#we as in me + my two braincells ig

[alltimefail-sims]

Little update:

Sooooo shockingly I'm getting a new computer! It's not like my dream setup or anything obviously lol but it's a vast improvement and I'm really happy even though we're going to be paying monthly payments on it for years probably (lol) but yeah! It is a gaming laptop so my game is going to run soooooo much better. Yay for good news. Thanks to my husband for forcing me to buy a thing for myself. I'll be back on simblr sometime next week. 👍

Also it wouldn't be me if I didn't plug Dead Boy Detectives... so if you have a Netflix account and you like queer people, cunty witches, goth lesbians, himbos with trauma, twinks with attitude, found families, talking cats, ghosts, demons, magic, and any/all things supernatural you're going to like this show. It's perfect for spooky month and you can probably binge it in a day or two. It is worth watching, I promise. Please give it a shot and then tell me you watched it so we can gush about it on Discord.

Also here's the petition so we can save it; we're almost at 10,000 signatures! I'm very unwell at this story being canceled because of Netflix's ignorance so help our fandom PLEASE I will love you forever!!!

Do it for them ^ pretty please!!! 🥺🙏💜 (Art by @/homoquartz here on Tumblr, they gave permission to use it don't worry!)

That's all for now byeeeeeeeee friends see you when I'm hopefully more mentally stable!

[lycankeyy]

Okay here's the whole thing I filled out with boyf in-character enjoy his one total braincell if he's lucky. I'm putting zero effort into formatting this bc tumblr is glitchy on my phone blank template is here

(cw: sexual humor. also a bunch of intentional typos and gratuitous swearing)

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1. Okay, first question: what’s your name, age, and gender?

- they call me boyfriend im 19 and i sap the gender out of the music

2. How would you describe yourself, personality-wise?

- fuckkk man idk. im p chill i think ig im pretty cool. pretty swag pretty gamer

3. What’s a typical day like for you?

- welll I wake up at like. 11 usually at earliest and I hang out w one of my partners sometimes I watch movies w em or work on music. not a lot going on usually

4. How do you wind down at the end of the day? Do you even wind down?

- most of the time i literally just wait until i crash out sometimes gf and peeks gotta drag me to bed lol

5. What is your earliest memory?

- UHHHHH oh god uhhh. I think. When I was like five we went to a festival or smth and we went on one of those twirly things and I made my dad spin the thing so hard I threw up LMAO

6. What is/was your relationship with your parents?

- i mean p good i think but we dont rly tlak anymore thats mostly my fault tho

7. What do you do when you’re bored?

- succumb to the madness mostly

8. Do you regret anything you’ve done?

- i mean not like currently

9. Do you dress to be functional or fashionable?

- bro i wear the same exact fucking outfit every day to be honest with you lol. It's not like I'm fuckin going anywhere

10. Who are your best friends? How did you meet them?

- DUUUDE assuming my partners don't count gotta shout out my man darnell we've been workin on a collab ep recently it goes hard as fuckkkkk. we met back in the stupid therapy program back in middle school he introduced me to pico n nene

11. Have any siblings? If so, what is your relationship?

- yea got a big sister and a lil bro. they're both sweet but kinda clueless tbh. technically got other stuff goin on too but im kinda worried that ill get like the government on my ass if i talk abt it

12. What is your job? Is it tiring or difficult?

- closest thinf ive got to a job is music ig and nah. really wouldn't rather be doing anything else even if it payed more tbh. when I get burnt out I wanna die but thafs not a big deal lmao

13. When you’re going through a rough time, do you seek help or consolation from others?

- on a scale of liek paper cut to nearly died how rough are we talking

14. How easy is it for others to gain your trust?

- ive been told im pretty trusting but i feel like any person whos meant to hurt me was pretty upfront abt it so ┐(´∀｀)┌

15. What is your sexuality, if you don’t mind me asking?

- all the time all the time

16. Do you have a significant other? What are they like?

- "a" singular. lol. lmao even. bros asking if I got one singular partner lmao try two bitch and thyere the best most important people in the world

17. Have you ever lost a loved one?

- not like perminently

18. How often do you act on impulse? Does it ever backfire?

- lsiten if i do it all the time then like statisicly it only backfires like 40% of the time okay

19. Do you believe in ghosts?

- I believe in everyone bro

20. How about aliens?

- aliens are hisyorically very mean to me but ig i can just then believe that they can be better people. or aliens

21. What traits do you value the most in others?

- uhhh probably like being just nice ig? idk i think it can take a lot more effort than people think to be considerate and stuff I appreciate when people are nice even if they have a reason not to be

22. Do you dream often? What are your dreams like?

- i used to not to but somethings happened and now I get them all the time. don't really want to talk about it they're mostly just weird

23. Are you a light or heavy sleeper? Do you sleep in?

- my partners say im such a heavy sleeper that one time i slept through gf falling off the bed in the middle of the night but I was asleep so I can't cofnirm

24. Okay, this is a bit personal, but… Have you ever (uh) “done the do”?

- dude like u wouldn't believe

25. Do you have any pets?

- nah but I think it would be cool to have a guinea pig they seem chill and I appreciate their vibes

26. Ever been drunk before? How often do you drink?

- i try not to toooooooo much but i think i have a hard time telling when too much is too much. dont tell my parents

27. Are you respectful to authority figures?

- they only have as much authority as you give them. manipulate a landlord today

28. What kinds of movies do you like you watch?

- https://youtu.be/HgjyQ0_coJo?si=L5Bzhey5cxaoNpWU

29. Do you have any guilty pleasures?

- ██████ █████ █ ███████ ████ ███ ████ ███████ ███ ████ ████████████ ██ ███ ███ ████ ██ one time nene found it in my dresser and I almost DIED wait was this question not about sex stuff

30. What would you say is the happiest memory of your life?

- ohh thats hard uhh. happiest is hard to qualify i think. I think I'm happiest whenever I think abt waking up next to my partners

31. How about your worst memory?

- thats a good question

32. What did you aspire to be when you were young? Did that dream change as you grew up?

- i didn't think I'd be fuckign anythang

33. How far would you be willing to go to get what you want?

- u gotta quantify what I want here tbh. is it like a chocolate bar or one billion dollars. cuz id kill someone for a billion dollars. honestly i might also kill someone for a chocolate bar but like not as badly

34. What is sure to ruin your day?

- idk nearly dying again probably

35. Do you have any nervous habits?

- uhhh sometimes i mess with my hair and when i get rly upset i pull at it til it hurts. i used to scratch my face a lot when i was upset too but it freaks ppl out so i try not to if i can help it

36. Play video games often?

- i tryyyyy but i get distracted so fast i play a game and im like oh shit this reminds me of another thing i was gonna play n then i go play that and then I never FINISH ANYTHIGN

37. What kind of things do you laugh at?

- https://youtu.be/47EOSLWu-EI?si=kuzPv2Vndl91Oj3C

38. Favorite genre of music?

- BROOOO ok gonna be basic as shit and say breakcore. also a huge fan of speedcore and drill & bass but breakcore is my home. i wishhh it wasn't called this but my favorite like subgenre of breakcore is probs lolicore not for any fuckin weird reason but just bc the way the vocals are usually mixed scratches my brain sooooooo fuking good. listen to various types of ads by loli in early 20s and youll get it. i fucking love experimental breakcore my favorite album rossz csillag alatt született mixes breakcore+dr&b w classical and it's sooooo fucking good it's SO good i need to learn more fuckin instrument plug ins so I can make shit like that. in general i just love music that feels like it's fuckin drilling it's way into youre brain and rewiring it i want the music to fuckin labotomize me fr

39. What do you think your spirit animal would be if you had one?

- idk maybe a rat i like rats. dude imagine if i was a rat like ritz we could have cheese together. we can do that anyway but it would be more awesome

40. Have an accent of any kind?

- yea autism

41. Chess or checkers?

- checkers i have no idea how to play chess but it sounds convoluted as fuk

42. Do you feel sentimentality toward a particular object?

- i love my laptop even if I get a new computer and this thing breaks completely im keeping this laptop ily laptop

43. Are you generally pretty secretive, or are you an open book?

- im like accidentally secretive i dont even try like wtf do you mean im supposed to talk about shit

44. What are you most embarrassed about?

- i feel like this was addressed in the nene thing

45. What are your deepest fears?

- have you ever seen that fuckin brony stuff where people get teleported to pony world as horses gf is obsessed with that kinda thing but that's TERRIFYING if i woke up as a horse id fuckin die of a heart attack

46. How desperate would you have to be to lie to, steal from, injure, or murder another person? Do you do any of those things regularly?

- i like the implication that i would admit to murdering ppl on a regular basis

47. Do you have any scars? How did you get them?

- it's so fucked up i got this scar on my face and it's so bad bc I don't even scar that easy like i get into fights my entire life but i only got one scar just bc some weeb tried to kill me. like ok

48. Say someone has mistreated you in some form. Would you immediately lose your temper, hold a grudge, or simply let it go?

- you wouldnt believe my epic power to do all of those simaltaneusly

49. How do you deal with physical and mental pain?

- max volume noise nothing can hurt me if the Loud

50. What is your ideal place to live?

- never thought abt it tbh ig anywhere with my partners

51. What was your childhood like?

- just 18 years of stupid therapy programs and stupid special ed classes and ppl telling me how to think and how to act and like I was 4 years old forever i don't careeee

52. What is your favorite kind of weather?

- i think snow is pretty

53. How important to you is friendship? What about romance?

- i think they're both pretty great but idk i feel like urself should be most important bc idk shit happens and ppl leave so if you dont like yourself youre just gonna be stuck with some miserable loser who doesnt have any friends as ur only company

54. Have any disabilities, weaknesses, or allergies?

- i feel like in a hypothetical situation i would be pretty weak to godzilla

55. What’s your favorite thing to eat?

- SPICY FOOOOOOOD my spice tolerance fucks hard i will drink hot sauce. right now holdbon

56. Do you have kids? If not, do you picture yourself ever having them?

- could you fucking imagine.

57. How well can you sing?

- idk but i like it

58. Are you particularly confident? Does your confidence level change if less people are around?

- if nobody got me i know i got me

59. Do you like shopping?

- delivery apps were invented for a reason

60. How do you interact with strangers?

- tbh i usually just tune out anyone that's not talking to me LMAO

61. Have you ever been betrayed by someone you loved?

- not like perminently

62. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

- don't like this question

63. If you could meet anyone from the past or future, who would it be?

- fuckkkkk my gf isn't home rn can I pick her

64. If a genie granted you three wishes, what would they be?

- money bigass house and then I wouldn't use the last one so we could just vibe forver

65. Do you like attention?

- ask pico

66. Are you glad I’ve run out of questions to ask?

- ig bc im puttin off chores ily though

[rapuaurinko]

It's late when I'm writing this, sorry if I'm wrong or it doesn't make sense, I also don't have WiFi to check anything and I'm writing this in my notes-

Yeah, so Ikkayumi has such a different impact on me compared to any other ships, they are so one of a kind

At first I thought it had something to do with how I love both characters, but then I thought that there's literally Avpol where they are BOTH my favourite characters in the whole series, but they're not even close to how I feel about Ikkayumi...

Yeah, but anyway-

Like what you mean Yumichika literally said he would rather die than have someone know about Ruri'iro Kujaku, but when Ikkaku was the one in danger only getting kicked in the balls stopped him from unleashing it right there and then????

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LITERALLY HAD TO SEDATE HIM TO STOP HIM FOR RUNNING TO HIM???

When he was talking about how they can't interfere with eachother's fights and shit he only didn't interfere then because he literally said "I knew you would survive, Ikkaku ^^" or smth after he was done and laying on the ground (later he also helped him walk even tho he was all dirty and shit, damn)

KINDA SUCKS THAT I CAN'T THINK OF MUCH THINGS IKKAKU DID OTHER THEN STOPPING MID FIGHT BECAUSE HE HEARD YUMICHIKA LAUGH FROM A LONG ASS DISTANCE

The most affectionate thing Ikkaku did was aggressively launching Yumichika few feet away so he doesn't get hit by zombie Hitsugaya's attack, idk

Pretty much inseparable, except for when they have to fight their fights and the end of fullbringer arc ig (I was so mad about that, but ig Yumichika isn't really friends with Ichigo anyway, he just comes in a two pack with Ikkaku), when they + Hitsugaya, Rangiku and Renji broke into Ichigo's room through the ceiling I pretty sure Renji literally explained that Yumichika didn't have any actual reason to be there other than he heard Ikkaku was comming

They probably share a few braincells too, idk, they do shit in sync without talking about it earlier, especially in the not yet animated part of TYBW manga when they are following Kenpachi and Mayuri around with Nemu (and Hana, if I remember correctly??? Or they did leave him behind like they said, idk)

Also saying things like "WE don't have to worry about you getting your bankai stolen" and "WE lost the chance to jump in" says something about them

Also I love the fact that they both hide their true power, the difference being Yumichika knowing about Ikkaku's bankai when he's still being sneaky about his stupid kido sword

[norgeant]

sorry im just invading your asks to say IVE FOUND A FELLOW NORGEANT TRUTHER???? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE???? HELLO HEY HI (sorry im going insane i think im obsessed with you now) anyways yes do you have lore on them? bc i have some but unfortunately not enough to keep me fuelled bc wdym they KARTED together and now they dont even interact in f1 anymore, i think my favourite moment of this whole season was when lando fist bumped logan in miami (aka the only time they've actually had a public interaction)(aka them hard launching their relationship ofc) anyways so sorry for this useless ramble have a lovely day/night 💕

Thank you for the first ask and YES HI !!! I was nervous it was just me and (from what I know) two others who even mention lando/logan and I didn't know how well this blog would go but I'm glad it's actually going pretty good!

The fist bump was iconic (in my heart) but it only last 2 seconds D: My favourite moment has to be the Williams and McLaren 2024 fan forum stage bc I'm basic and when I see them in the same veracity, the cogs in my head start turning (and if I find clips where they even chuckle at the same time I WILL be sharing it here)

Lore-wise, I don't have much tbh, I know they karted together sometimes, but usually even in events that they were both at, they would be in different classes/categories (KF, KFJ etc.). They were even under the same team in 2014, ricky flynn motorsport

Their public drivers on the old rfm site (very cute) + max fewtrell

Which is funny bc at this point there's more max f and logan lore than lando and logan lore, like, they also went to drive in formula Renault in 2017 and for the SAME TEAM in 2018

Makes me feel like it'd be goofy (positive) for lando to introduce his boyfriend to his best friend and they're just like "oh yeah, we go way back too, we just never interacted either"

The lack of braincells is lacking braincells (affectionate but makes sense for this strangely rare trio 😭)

Idk if max f has brought up logan on his streams before but there's bound to be something, right? Maybe I'll find more lore down the line but for now that's all I have :')

So ig my hw rn is finding that fan forum stage, rewatching the williams podcast in case they bring up lando, and having a quick search in max f's twitch clips

Anyways, don't apologise for rambling bc clearly I too am a rambler if it wasn't already obvious lol 🫶

Have a good day/night too and to whoever the heck is reading all this

Xoxo

Your local norgeant blog 💙🧡

[princeofcyberpunk]

just finished a watch of a playthrough of NEO: Twewy

i think i enjoyed this even more than the first game, though thats probably because i could relate to the characters more jkahfkjdshfkajfh

although i skipped like 70% of each part cuz the person who uploaded it didnt edit out a single fight (even the unimportant ones) and when you arent the one playing the battles are just a mess of characters yelling and explosions lmao not enjoyable for this autistic no thank you

the story was a little weaker imo (but i still enjoyed it) and the amount of backtracking w/ rindo's time ability was annoying as fuck and i wasnt even the one playing safjahskjfhaskfh.

character breakdown:

Rindo: LOVE THIS BOY his drip confuses me (the way his hoods are layered doesnt make any sense lmao) but i love him so much

Fret: MY FAVORITE MY FAVORITE NOTHING GOING ON UP THERE NOT A SINGLE BRAINCELL i always kinda go :/ when they reveal that the funny stupid guy character has a secret intelligent side or whatever but they kept Fret stupid but still capable of doing cool things and i love that :3c

Nagi: im sorry im a hater she did not strike a cord with me and was very annoying kasjhfkjahfjkajfsh if shes ur blorbo i respect you but she is NAWT mine. her dynamic with fret at the end was cute tho

Shoka: tbh she didn't really do it for me either but i love her design so much! love the grim reaper cat ear hoodie cape thing. i dont rlly ship her and rindo but their dynamic was cute ig

Hazuki: I expected him to be way more important but he was literally there for two seconds wtf 😭 who is this man and why does he look like if emperor from coroika was a human

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what the fuck did they do to Joshua's voice wtf why does he sound like that why he sounds like nagito komeda why

neku and shiki reuniting was so cute omfg the duo ever

and best of all

that scene in the beginning of fret and rindo spamming emotes at each other to get Legally Distinct From Line We Swear to work literally made me fucking lose it oh my god

some of the "hip gen z teen"isms were really cringe but that one fucking got me omfg

[treasure-goblin]

I am currently on episode 102 of The Magnus Archives. Idk how I missed that you're also listening to it and I'm not sure if this is your first time through or not.

But I'm excited that you are also into this. So I'm going to ramble about the characters at you in hopes that you will ramble back and we can just talk about TMA. Bc... yeah. Why not?

Jon needs therapy and a hug(obviously). And then some. I adore this strange human. I am holding him up like the sad, wet cat that he is. He's a black cat, but he's been dipped in water, and someone (Elias) isn't letting him dry off. He is having a crisis because of the water. The water is offending him, but it's also the whole world. How dare the world have water.

Martin is a golden retriever human. I love him, too. I can't get too deep into that because I'll never shut up about how much I love him and his tea habit.

Tim is an orange cat backed into a corner. The more this continues, the more hissy he gets, but I love him. He just needs a treat and some good head pats, I swear. He doesn't have two braincells to rub together. He's waiting for the one he does have to hit the corner. He's doing his best, but he'd really like to be doing his worst right about now.

Sasha... Real Sasha, not the Not!Sasha. She had the vibes of someone who wears butterfly clips in her hair or a big, purple, flouncy shirt. I see her just being this warm and gentle person. She breaks my heart. She saved EVERYONE, but no one was able to save her. I'll just be crying in the corner over her. Again.

💛💛💛

*vibrating excitedly* HI HELLO I WILL ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE BLORBOS

Jon. Jon is a wet cat. Absolutely. I love him, but I also like shaking him in a snow globe. His descent into madness is simultaneously concerning and hilarious to me. I hope he gets better about keeping secrets because he's not so good about it rn. His situational awareness and people reading skills are also not the best, poor things. But he reads me stories to ig I'll just have to hope be stays alive. /lh

Marriiiiiiin, my Marty, the child, the baby boy, I love him. He is everything, and I squish his face.

Tiiiiim, we all love Tim. The energy and vibes are immaculate, and he is very much like an orange cat, and we love him for it. He's also a reliable worker, I can appreciate that. He gets the job done.

Sasha, you are so so so right she wears butterfly clips and long skirts and fun cardigans and sweaters and colorful headbands funky earrings and was so perfect and loveable and sweet she didn't deserve what happened :'(

Not-Sasha? We shall see. At the moment, I am holding it like a cat that just bit you, a full arms length away but not letting it go because I'm still mildly curious and want to see what happens next.

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

Yaaaayyyy okay!!!

Honestly I realized this only a little while ago but he very honestly gives me C-3PO energy when there’s any stressful situation going on. Just going around wildly squawking and most of the time not helping in any way, just complaining XD He is also THE biggest snitch you’ve ever seen in your life. If he thinks he can get something out of telling someone something about someone else, then he absolutely will.

A lot of the people at the castle have been there for a long time, so they’re honestly used to his two-faced behavior and are desensitized to it. He gets away with a lot of it until Mads shows up and calls him out for his bs (And!!! That causes issues at first because they all know they’ve let him get away with being sneaky or rude or abusing his power or just being stupidly petty and hurting people that way, so when Mads is like “hey wtf” they have a hard time facing it because they feel guilty for essentially letting him do that). Which is why they hate each other- NGyro tried his hardest to turn NFenton against Mads when he first showed up. Which definitely worked at first? But over time NFenton just found that nagging very annoying. NGyro and Mads openly know they hate each other, but they can’t do much to the other without getting in trouble so it’s just turned into pettily trying to one-up each other for eternity sldlflglhlf Though, speaking to that ‘they let him get away with it’ thing it really comes down to NFenton and Blue did, and everyone else wasn’t in a high enough position to do so. I’m sure Scrooge and Beakley tried, but either NGyro (metaphorically-) beat them into submission or NFenton just went on ignoring everything (and Blue was too scared of doing anything about it). NFenton doesn’t want to get rid of him because he does his job well and they can work well together (+he has a tad of a soft spot for him after they had to rely on each other to survive being in such close proximity to NScrooge), and NGyro’s- reported- offenses are usually small enough to ignore anyway. Essentially, everyone in the castle knows he’s for the most part trash (help my phone autocorrected that to trans I’m cackling) but nobody does anything about it anymore.

Ig in most of the stories I have he’s really just the supporting advisor character, again the C-3PO coming in and being the one with brain cells but being written off as annoying for having them slslfgllhltr Yeah he had a vendetta against Mads but also he was probably right for warning them all away from him because Mads was an assassin from a kingdom they’d been on the brink of war with for years now and he was the only one who was going to the king to say “hey maybe we should wait a little longer before you let him sleep with you????”. Yeah he didn’t want his position threatened by some random new person but yknow said random new person had also destroyed a garden and nearly the throne room by just having emotions and then was immediately promoted to a position directly below the king (though anything he did to Blue after they were recruited and proved themself was inexcusable). So yeah he’s two-faced but between him and NFenton he usually has the most braincells and that’s why he’s advisor XD Essentially he’s the nicest person on the outside but actually is like canon Gyro with -10 of his character growth sldlflgglhlh which I suppose is the point

I doooooont think I have anything concrete on his relationship with Gyro yet, because I still have no idea how I want that to go. I might be leaning toward them being brothers because there might be a space to bring that up in Over My Head, but we’ll see.

[idkanametoputhere]

I tired, sleepy and working on a request so instead have a list of songs I'd play to freak out the twst characters or get them to leave me alone

note that all of this is meant as a joke and I listen to most of the artists/songs mentioned

masterlist<3

I feel like riddle would freak out by anything remotely sexual or anything too loud so I'd blast "HOT DEMON BITCHES NEAR YOU" by CORPSE(or anything by insane clown posse now that i think ab it)

for trey it's hard but I think just something a kid would listen to, like smth his little siblings listen to that he has grown sick of, so something like that fortnite song that goes number one victory royal, yeah fortnite we bouta get down" or however it goes

cater, for him I'd just put something related to all those bottled up feelings he has and he'll be gone faster than you can say "mentally ill". anywhore, I'd just play smth like idk "pity party" by melanie martinez or just any song that talks about loneliness or moving

Ace is very easy. anything slow or sappy. smth like "paris" from the chainsmokers or (surprisingly and embarassingly) "someday" from the disney chanel zombies movie, but like the second time they sing it which is slow and shit

for deuce its the creativity song from DHMIS, no more explanation given

for leona it's something that would keep him from sleeping do smth like "freaks" by timmy trumpet

ruggie is cardi b's "up", solely for the "broke boys don't deserve no pussy" line. man's would be offended

jackkkk is a difficult-ish one but I think he wouldn't like "everywhere I go" by Hollywood undead

for azul it's anything by ashnikko, nicki minaj, scene queen, corpse, cardi b, doja cat, need I explain?

for floyd we need something that would bore him, so I'd play Christmas carols but like the boooooooooring ones

jade is difficult, jade is very difficult. but I think he wouldn't like anything like nightcore or sped up ig. like he wouldn't like any of the high pitches. if nightmare doesn't work it's the Alvin and the chipmunks version of "bad romance"

for kalim we need something sad...anything by Conan gray

jamil on the other hand uhhhh I have a feeling deep in my heart that he wouldn't like songs from musicals, Hamilton specifically, so I'd play "the Reynolds pamphlet"

vil is easy, "mr boombastic" by idk who OR "mrs potato head" by melanie martinez

rook is a trick question, he won't leave, please help he has been staring at me through my tablet-

epel-> any old gacha life songs-

idia uhhh any comedic song from Wilbur soot ORRRRR that "heyyy brother, there's an endless world to rediscover" song cause ✨️trauma✨️

for ortho it's anything with cursing, idia has programmed him to leave

malleus would need something like "washing machine heart" by mitski or any song that has the meaning hidden. his two braincells cannot cooperate to figure it out

you can't get rid of lilia with music, physically impossible

sebek: idk man smth about anarchy or overthrowing the royals or smth like that

silver: is asleep

grimm: hello kitty theme song

Crowley: ANYTHING by Eminem, ANYTHING

crewel: anything slightly off tune so anything by the front bottoms

trein: "3 musketeers" by uhhhh idk

sam: idk man I'm tired and out of ideas

MUUUUUUUM MID IS SHITPOSTING AGAIN

[lost-your-mind-in-the-sound]

The Mandalorian season 3 thoughts

Spoilers ahead

I wasn't sure if the beginning if the beginning was a flashback or not. First i thought "didn't she say there just 2 left" (the armorer herself and paz) then "oh, maybe this is little din" and then oh shit, if this is Din who's gonna save them?

These pirates have 0 braincells among them

My brother in Christ, did you not see his shiny, full beskar armoured friend standing behind him like a bodyguard???

Bruh when Grogu started seeing this... shadows and then sat down on Dins lap😭 because being in his arms is the safest place in the galaxy 😭😭

Greef Karga looks slick, not gonna lie. Happy he's back!

It's easier to believe that some time passed seeing Nevarro like this, but I still think "many, many years) is a bit too much for so few episodes. Like two years for season 1 and 2 and 1 year between s2 finale and bobf finale is enough

Are you looking for a smack in the face mate?

I really hope they recasted Cara Dune because i really liked her friendship with Mando

IG-11 ?!?!? *Shocked Pikachu face*

"YEET"

Nooo😭

"this one is my friend " 😭😭😭 sthap I'm going to cry

Excuse me Greef, do you not know he's the main character? He can and he will.

Apparently the pirat guy also didn't know.

We are so seeing them again

The way the rain looks on him does something to my heart ❤️

I guess Bo-Katan is in her midlife crisis now

Overall good start, i liked it (but I'm also on a high because a i missed my husband and kid so much)

[mer-acle]

Okay I have a bit of more time now so some ramble about alisha's mortal side of the family. Ig.

Firstly this all happened bc of a show called psych. I watched this back in january bc my mutual kept talking about it and it seemed nice. And since I was getting into pjo back then (big mistake I never should have consumed two medias together) I had a though of what would these people think about a demigod -> what if henry had a demigod child -> henry having a daughter from athena -> the first thought about alisha. And here we are. Yey. Nearly a year later.

Anyway about psych. Shawn pretends to be psychic so he can solve murders with the police department. His father his very annoyed but he is also very proud hehe. Shawn and his best friend Gus are in this secret together and I kid you not it is so hilarious. Those two share one braincell. Its questionable if they use it tho.

Shawn is the "doesnt take responsibilities" kinda person and he def has daddy issues hshsh. A menace for sure. He also has adhd (canon!!) I feel like he would be very thrown of by being an older brother out of nowhere and would be very lost. So ofc I had to give him a traumatized little sister. Also that man would not know about the greek myths so he's like athena??? Who is that? Meanwhile poor gus is like. THE GODDESS??? (he is a nerd and he def knows this stuff)

Honestly Gus and Shawn's friendship is so fucking good and I was like. Oh poor alisha she sees luke and herself in them :(((

The show starts in 2006 and goes on for quite a few years. I am not a hundred percent sure on how I'm gonna handle it but I'll probably pick a handful of eps I like and handle alisha's traumas bit by bit. (Baby is finally healing!!) But one things for sure. Alisha is going to go to there after the last olympian. I need to finish the war first. Oooh and she is 21 here.

I don't have a lot scenes in my mind and they arent set in stone yet but alisha cames looking for her birthfather, she wants to know why he left her, does she have more family, does she want to have a relationship with him etc. She meets with shawn first tho.

There is a lot of shenenigans there but in the end alisha ends up working for their fake company (she solves murders with them as an assistant) bc she and shawn but find the other very mysterious and are like "wtf is their deal??" (Alisha figures out shawn isnt a real psychic or a child of apollo three minutes in. She just needs to figure out why he is doing this) (shawn is going to take a bit longer I'm afraid) but alisha does mention she is here to find her birthfather so the idiots are like. Hey we can help you with that. So they, against alisha's protests, pretend to be a gay couple that adopted alisha and are helping her find her parentage. (They would do this btw. Gus has complaints too but at this point he is too deep in shsshsh) they do find some stuff but alisha finds her father when they visit shawn's dads house bc shawn needed help from him or sth. There is just this uncomfortable dinner.

Sigh. I have a lot of logistics to plan here. Fuck me. Ew. Ooooh also. One of shawn's coworkers, Lassie, hates shawn's ass so bad bc shawn does nothing but get on his nerves. When he realizes there is another spencer he regrets all his life choices. Poor guy.

Sorry me late

Lol I didn't think there was a crossover. It kinda explains why I felt like "Eve thinks I know them why does she think I know them?" Lmao

I have never seen psych lol

I already love Shawn and Alisha

Also the genre shift is awesome Alisha needs a war break lol

Poor Lassie lmao

[demonicheadcanons]

Absolutely can’t get the idea out of my head that like. Say the MC is someone who sculpts and they decide they want to sculp some life-like food, like an apple.

And yes, okay, Beel would eat it. Beel would absolutely eat it and won’t understand why the apple tastes so dry and is so... crunchy? But whatever, food is food and its still better than Solomon’s cooking.

But Mammon. Mammon would absolutely go in, see this apple sitting on MC’s desk, and take a bite out of it as he waits for them to get back to their room. The regret fills his expression and he spits it out and just. Apple’s shouldn’t be that crunchy. Apples shouldn’t be grey on the inside.

And the MC walks in and they see him and freeze and he’s just, so distressed and confused and embarrassed and yes, he did ruin your work but also between his expression and the knowledge of what he’s just done... can you be mad at him? Can you stand there and not laugh?

[mikkouille]

@phileartfrog our beloved of the day

[winterbl0ss0m]

nNnNnnNnNNn school got closed today cause of the rain and floods yesterday

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Shey... honey... did you finish the project? I really wanna give you a hug rn... ☹ I never gave in a 25 page research project that I had 2 months to do so I feel you

Wait did you take science stream??

Good luck 💙

heyyy, you ^^ and thanks for the luck <3 yup I did, I took PCM rip looks like it worked :3 because yeah, I finished it! it's officially 3:17 in the night morning where I am, and I am done :)

[gogolstoelicker]

👁️👁️ can we get an Dazai!MC with the dorm leaders for twisted wonderland?

Something about him just nullifying there abilities out of nowhere is so funny to me

Dorm Leaders with a Dazai!MC

warning(s): none

notes: honestly imagine thinking u got the magicless human and the thing that disappeared is ur magic and not the human. i would crawl into a hole and never return

A carefree individual, you often disappear in the middle of work or show up very late, prank your coworkers instead of doing your work and flirt with random attractive customers. Often described as annoying by your coworkers.

However, you're more than what meets the eye. Sharp and intellectual, you can see lies and trickery from afar. Always a few steps above everyone, you're able to outwit your enemies easily, a cunning one it seems.

Riddle:

...say it with me everyone?

he hates you.

plain and simple, he hates you

you don't get any homework done, you flirt with random people you walked past and you prank the people you know daily

the amount of rules you've broken makes riddle wants to rip his hair out

you probably got collared everyday LMFOAOAOAO

and then u just touch it and it disappeared and everyone's like😮😦

his cancelling magic vs ur cancelling magic fight round 1‼️‼️

imagine everyone's surprise when you defeated an overblot with just a touch lmfao

"don't worry guys, i can change him," you said walking towards the overblot riddle

"???!!!!????$@@$+//" is your friends' reactions.

but that'll be too easy and i like taking roundabouts so let's say an overblot is just like Lovecraft, where no longer human don't work on them

that's fine you can still work with this!!

so you pointed out his weak points while ur friends work their magic on him

which is literally what the original mc did(dazai secret twst mc?!)

well he doesn't hate u as much after the whole overblot incident but u still got collared anyway‼️he just gain an appreciation for you‼️

Leona:

ah yes

lazy and lazy, procrastinator and procrastinator

you guys might as well join forces as the new team rocket

honestly he probably met you while you're out skipping class

i mean you can be annoying but at least you didn't nag him about going to class?

well the whole students getting injuries before a game incident started and crowley asked you to investigate it

you probably already had your suspicions on him so like

ok so yknow the thing that happened before his overblot?

where sand just sand

or people sand how to explain

u probably got near to leona and touch him and everything is ok again

honestly he's not over it

imagine telling ur brocken dark past while threatening to turn others into sand and it just

disappeared with a touch by a magicless human

another reason to overblot ig /hj

well after the whole incident, he just always yells at himself in the mirror for what happened bc it's kind of embarrassing

well not literally ofc

class skippers duo❔

Azul:

hasn't heard of your nullifying ability so good for you

ur friends went and go and cause troubles as always but this time with this man

so now you're forced to talk to him bc of crowley and ur 3 friends who shared a braincell

imagine u trying to touch him so u can nullify his magic and him noticing that and just moving out of the way every single time

and it became a small game of tap and avoid

and he just went "what are u trying?^^"

and u just go "ur clothes looks pretty, i wanna touch it^^"

there's probably a small tension between u two not in a good way don't twist my words /hj

u failed to touch him bc of his two bodyguards and him being him:(

so now you're forced to follow the storyline oh sevens no: (

i had a funny vision and that is Jack launching the reader to Floyd to stop his unique magic

well i mean at least it worked‼️who would've guessed your enemy will throw their own friend to you amirite

they snitch to azul

azul: 👓✨they can... what?

pls expect azul to look at u like this even after his overblot (he wants that ability of urs)

Kalim:

u dragged him into ur mess every time

jamil have to stop u or kalim every single time

well mostly bc you're a menace who keeps on using kalim's naivety and obviousness

it's funny to you, it's not to jamil

kalim in between like "😁✨❔❔"

(that sparkle bc i love kalim he's so cute i would give him the world he's just so precious i would give him the entire world if he asked for it (even tho he probably have more money to buy the world than me)have i mentioned I'll give him the entire world?)

anyways, poor kalim is dragged into ur whims everyday

well at least he's not harmed in any way so +1 point for u for that

-1 bc jamil is going to rip off your head if u keep doing this to kalim

overall, best buddies

he accepts u as u are + thinks you're cool

you accept him as he is and used him for ur own amusement + thinks he's cool

YEAH‼️‼️

jamil:

Vil:

oh god- i mean sevens

(is there any god in twisted wonderland that they worshipped or-?)

looks at u like this😐 if he ever walkes past you

and the way you don't even try in anything is making him go😒

but you see him and noticed how he feels about you as a whole and go ✨👅✨

is this a new person u can bother?

BACK OFF SATAN🤺🤺

the way u randomly came to bother him makes him wanna go feral

in a bad way

well now since you're trying so hard to bother him, he might as well change how u carry urself

START CARING ABOUT UR OWN APPEARANCE WILL U

literally fuss over it everyday when u appear in front of him to bother him

Idia:

ah yes, another target

idia cowers in fear whenever he saw u

bc u will surely ran up to him with that evil face of urs to bother him

YOU CAME OUTTA NOWHERE TOO

and u somehow knows whenever he's there

"i can sense idia is near (an empath)" - you probably

he cries a little inside whenever he sees u on the camera (when he's not going to class physically) (like always)

AND IT'S LIKE U KNOW HE'S LOOKING AT U BC U WAVED AT THE CAMERA

idia is scared

but you're having fun so

poor idia is having no rest

but no matter how much of a menace u are, thankfully u didnt drag him out

"look who finally decided to come out of their room?" -you

idia:

Malleus:

probably knows he's malleus draconia from the start too

doesn't care

probably made him into a sigma but without using him yes

literally yoinked him and danced with him out of nowhere when he tried to teleport away

so it cancelled out his teleportaction magic and he goes 😮⁉️

"did u do this?✨👄✨"

he looks so excited

bc like yes‼️is someone finally going to be even with him or maybe surpass his magic???

finds out you're magicless and is even more interested and amused

you're stuck with him now

he have taken u in as his best friend, no backing down now

[everythinghughes]

Hey loved ur luke hughes blurb! can u do prompt #73 w him?

LUKE HUGHES | CAR CONFESSIONS

pairing: luke hughes x fem!reader and jealous!luke hughes x fem!reader

word count: 771

summary: after a umich game, your best friend luke comes out of the change room to find a michigan state player flirting with you. he gets really aggravated by it and you can’t help but wonder why.

warnings: swearing and arguing

prompts:  “who is he?”

note: sorry i’ve been so inactive loves!! schools got me so stressed out and i’ve been feeling kinda down lately (im literally writing this in one of my classes and thats pretty risky so go me ig). but on a side note i’m currently deep in my luke hughes simp era so thats been really great. writing jealous luke was SO fucking fun like jealous luke owns me (disrespectfully)

you stood in the lobby of the yost arena as you waited for luke to meet you. your guess was that he was still on his post win high and were hoping that he’d want to go back to your dorm to hang out. you put your camera bag down, very pleased with all the photos you got of the boys tonight. you scrolled through your phone, hoping to find a new movie or tv show to watch together later tonight.

someone clears their throat and you look up to find a guy standing in front of you.

a michigan state guy.

“hey, i’m jeremy.”

you smile “i’m y/n, nice to meet you.”

“so what’s brings a pretty girl like you out to the rink?”

your eyes light up at the opportunity to talk about your job “i take pictures for the team and run their social media accounts.”

“pictures huh? get any of me? i’m number 11.” he asks, reaching for your camera bag.

you grab your bag before he can “probably not. i don’t take pictures for your team, so that would be a waste of my storage.”

he chuckles “fiesty, i like it.” he reaches out to tuck your hair behind your hear causing you to freeze “so… y/n, what’re you up tonight? any plans or-”

“yeah she’s got plans. thanks for the offer, bud.” a very familiar voice interrupts.

you look up to find luke glaring at jeremy who stands there completely un phased by his presence.

uh oh.

“i don’t remember you introducing yourself as y/n, bud.” jeremy taunts

double uh oh.

luke’s head snaps toward him since apparently he had been looking at you. “well she’s not interested in your plans because we already have something planned. so why don’t you just leave us the fuck alone.”

you look to your side to fine ethan watching you guys with a grin, you stare at him helplessly, making him laugh before disappearing into the crowd.

turning, you find jeremy rolling his eyes at luke before walking away.

well at least we know jeremy has one of his braincells left.

luke grabs your wrist and silently leads the two of you out of the arena and to his car where he tosses his bag in the backseat and places your camera bag next to it. slamming the trunk shut, he finally looks you in the eye and oh my god

luke’s eyes are dark and his jaw is set tight. his jealousy was obvious just by the tone of his voice but finally looking at him it was so obvious that not only was he jealous but he was also pissed the fuck off.

but why?

“lukey?” you call softly, but he shakes his head before opening the passenger side door.

“get in the car, y/n.”

you huff but get into the car and wait for luke to start driving. after a couple of awkward minutes of driving you break the silence.

“you played really well.”

he stays silent.

“i-i’m really proud of you and i think i hurt my throat from screaming so much.”

you watch as his lips tug into a small smile but it’s gone as soon as it’s there.

“who is he?”

“huh?”

“who is he? that guy at the rink?”

“i think he said his name was jonah.”

he blows out a puff of air. “why were you letting him flirt with you?”

“why wouldn’t i?”

“he’s a stranger!”

“well, that’s kinda the idea of meeting new people luke! and it’s not like i’m breaking any rules by letting him flirt with me. i dont have boyfriend!”

“but-!”

“but what, luke?!”

he groans before pulling the car over. “but he can’t flirt with you!”

“jesus christ luke, why can’t he flirt with me?! what’s so bad about a guy actually showing interest in me and not just overlooking me-”

you’re interrupted by luke smashing his lips to yours (ultimately shutting you up). his hands tangle in your hair as yours cup his jaw as both your stomach’s erupt with butterflies.

luke pulls away and whispers against your lips “he can’t flirt with you because your mine. god y/n, you’ve been mine since the day we met.”

“well then next time you should just man up and say that.”

he grins and kisses you again before he re-starts the car.

and barely two minutes into the drive he says “there won’t be a next time, because i promise to make sure every single person in the state of michigan knows that you’re mine and only mine.”

and boy did he keep his promise.