#we are getting so close nowwwww :'D

[mitamicah]

3 days before t 👀👀🏳️‍⚧️

[comfy-sofa]

Episode 10 Rants and Thoughts

I'm not Ok and neither are y'all so let's get into it

July looks gorgeous! And look! There are people now like my goodness. Also this city gives me ff7 city vibes (I can't remember the name but iykyk)

K U R O N E K O MY SWEET BBY GIRLLLLL

Ok, vash sneezing at the wrong time and ended up getting caught is so Vash of him lmao

But him just taking the bullet???? Yeah this man is so fucking depressed and is not hiding it at all. And then he just walks away??? Sir please seek THERAPY

THE SCARS???? Like is that exposed muscle???? Him just taking the bullet out like its nothing...honestly speechless (good now give him more)

Side note: The animation for when Vash turned was different! It felt more 2d, I'm digging it.

Elendira's nails! I'm still upset at her design like the badass nail lady with great fashion sense was RIGHT THEREEEE

R.I.P Roberto De Niro...we saw his death coming fucking MILES away TIME FOR MERYL STRYFE TO BECOME THE BADASS CHARACTER SHE DESERVES TO BE (now who's her first victim I'm betting Conrad lol)

Fucking Elendira and Wolfwood bickering, fucking chaotic sibling energy

CONRAD C O N R A D THE FUCKING PICTURE IM NOT OK IM NOT OK NO T O K

Does knives plan on using the red plants to make vash a full plant like him??? Is he trying to restore Vash's energy??? I NEED TO KNOW NOWWWWW

We're getting close to end yall and next episode is definitely trauma central like I hope orange fucking pulls all the stops on this one like I need to have my shit rocked mentally like BRING IT.

Like hit me like a TRUCK with this ending, make me FEEL for Vash and Knives, like make me feel for the people in July who are about to die. Give me flashbacks, hallucinations, nightmares ALL OF IT. I want stampede to get the season-ending it deserves, with Vash in the debris of the city blaming himself and wishing he ended himself right then and there. Meryl traumatized from seeing the death of THOUSANDS in the most inhumane way possible. Wolfwood questioning what monster he guided to the largest city and watch it be reduced to nothing. GIVE👏ME👏ANGST👏

Ok thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[red-moon-shine]

Incorrect quotes i found with a generator but i modified them a bit

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Mis: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Toxik : You’re way too obbsesive to have enemies left.

Mis: You don’t know about that.

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Saeri : You know what’s funny about Mis? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Toxik : Kill me nowwwww.

Mis: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my "business".

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Mis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Toxik : Wrong. I look like a cool announcer who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Mis: I think I need a hug...

Saeri : Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Mis: You... you can let go now.

Saeri : No, I absolutely cannot.

>>>

Mis: Saeri, you were so wasted last night.

Saeri: I wasn't that drunk!

Mis: ...You called a taxi home.

Saeri: Yeah! It's called being responsible!

Mis: The party was at our house.

Saeri: ...Crap.

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Young Saeri: The academy sucks.

Sira: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.

Young Saeri: What are jobs like?

Sira: They suck.

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Saeri: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Mis: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Toxik: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Mis & Saeri: Oh, we've had worse.

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Mis: Slash gamemode creative.

Saeri: Dude, this isn't Min-

Mis: *starts levitating*

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Mis: Can I ask you for a favor?

Saeri: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Mis: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Y: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Mis: ...

Mis: What a stupid fucking quote.

Mis: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Toxik: Mis, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Mis: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Xeltrians : we need life advice.

Irkens, sipping soda and eating fundip : You came to the right spicies.

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Irkens: Here are two pictures. One of them is your society, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Xeltrians : ...

Xeltrians : This one is the dumpster.

Irkens: They’re both your society.

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Ninf : So jellyshish-

Nix, laughing : JELLYSHISH!?

Ninf : You know what I meant!

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Nix : Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!

Ninf : But we are a vegan.

Nix : Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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FFPO Sai/young mis : I hate you.

FFPO Kira/young saeri : Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Arax : "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Mis: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Mis: Dipshit.

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Have some of my own addition :D

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Toxik: who is it?.

*sees two known shining eyes in the dark he reconize very well,and starts criying histerically*

Toxik: what are you doing in my house...? *sob*

Toxik: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?

*a siniester sharp toothed smile apears in the dark*

Mis: I.Want.A.Help with my sons.

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Mis: now kids, be good and don't give trouble to your uncles alright?

His 6 kids : ok! bye dad! We will miss you.

*mis stares at saeri and toxik, him being obligated to come*

Mis: and you two be careful

Saeri:don't worry will be just fineeee

*mis semi closes his eyes in suspicion before living and closing the door behind him*

*The 6 slowly turn arround to see them now their eyes are glowing and have wide sharp toothed smiles and a aura of dread coming from them*

Artis: welcome to hell motherf*ckers

Saeri & toxik: *look at each other in fear knowing well their fate*

*meanwhile mis is somewhere else feeling prideful for the monsters he's raising*

Mis: *sniff* i raised them well.

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*mis appears half dead on his "business"(assassin) suit extremealy injured and bleeding onto the facility his brother team is almost knoking off the door while entering*

Mis : can someone please get me to the hospital...?

*silence is the only thing heard except for mis heavy breathing and coughing*

Mis : if you need to know my blood type is infected blue...*faints*

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Take : why did you think any of this was a good idea!?

Mis : probably becuse im a dangerous sociopath with a large history of violence.

Take : oh...

Mis : i still dont know how you keep forgetting that.

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Mis, to take : do something i was not willing to do all those years ago

Take : mhm, fullfil destiny right?

Mis : no...get some therapy

FFPO Kira : *laughing hysterically in the background*

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Saeri : grandma am i ugly...?

Sira : what nonsense,im looking at you right now and you are the most beautiful girl in the world.

*cut to mis and his father*

Mis : father am i ugly?

Viridis : very much

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Take and the other 3 FFPO brothers : umm... what you got there?

Mis, with 6 children : a coffe

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Mis : i fell into a trap! I went for a nap and now he's got me!

Range : mine...*on top of mis like a weighted blanked in the form of a common soldier xeltrian whille huging him*

Mis : yeah! i know but, nmg *tries to get free*

Range : mine *low pitch growl*

Mis : eng! *keeps triying*

Range : mine! *audible growl*

Mis : mnig!! *tries harder*

Range : MINE *audible loud growling*

Mis : *gave up triying* god dammit!

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*for some reasson toxik ended in mis house afther a mission*

Toxik : im hungry

Mis : then lick that coat, you smell li a-

Toxik : grilled cheese

Mis : what?

Toxik : grill me a cheese

Mis : im not grilling you a cheese!

Toxik : *suddenly starts criying and shaking,probably for the fatigue and out of tiredness*

Mis : wh-

Toxik : *keeps sobbing histerically while shaking bonking his head lightly on his chest*

Mis : ... *sight*

Mis : oh for the brains sake!

*mis is now grilling a cheese while toxik is on the couch covered by a heavy and comfy blanket and a cup of hot tea on his hands,honey is laying peacefully on his lap*

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The tallest : oh hey-! *see oxxelus in all its glory standing straight in its almost 8 meters tall* oh...

*the tallest red procceds to look at the 5 meter tall royal council,while purple is petrified*

Tallest red : i don't now what you feed him,but he's too damm big!!

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DF au Dib : oh hey! How is it go-

The 4 xeltrians trapped and half domesticated on zims house : *rabid dog growling*

DF au Dib: AHH! Get your fucking dogs!

Mis & DF au Zim : they won't bite

DF au Dib : yes, they do!

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Take, worried for his older brother : were you going?

Mis, preparing for a mission : i don't now

FFPO Eco : at what hour will you be back?

Mis, almost finnished : im not sure

FFPO Kira : were are you going?

Mis,finaly finished : you already asked...

FFPO Sai : will you bring us something?

Mis : *sigh*...*pets their heads a bit* don't wait for me.

*then mis proceds to leave*

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Mis : we are all great failure defectives! Plus...

*mis looks to his side were the irken with a gas mask is*

Mis : toxik

*half o the present people starts laughing some hysterically even,at the unesesary dramatism,while toxik seends a death glare to the taller irken*

Mis : i like toxik becuse he donsen't mind what we are

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*mis,toxik,FFPO kira and FFPO sai are playing uno*

FFPO Sai : what is this game dude!?

Mis : *whezes and starts laughing*

FFPO Sai : are you serious!?! Gime me a green card!!

Mis : *snort! Wheze!*

FFPO Sai : WHAT. ARE .YOU. DOING!?!?

Mis : *whezing*

FFPO Sai : HOLY SHIT!!! *finally gets a green card and uses it*

Mis : *loudly laughing in bettewn whezes* oh im not doing it...im not doing it...*triying to calm down weakly speaking and strugling to recompose*

Toxik : *loudly laughing at sai's misery*

FFPO Kira : *puts a green uno reverse card on the card pile smiling showing his razor sharp teeth*

FFPO Sai, his left eye start twiching: I DONT HAVE A GREEN!!!!

Mis & Toxik : *loud skomer kettle wheeze*

Toxik : *making skeaky toy sounds as he tries to regain his breathe*

Mis : *does a deep sharp inhale,while tears of laugther fall from his eyes*

FFPO Sai : AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Thats all i could thinked of at thr moment but i think i would do this every now and then.

Mostly when i want to bring some escenarys to life but i don't now how or don't have the energy to do so

So thats all remember to drink water and to touch grass.

Crow out.

Take and toxik are @stingerking oc's

[meembyers]

❥ Why heroes should snap byler out of the trance

OK TO BEGIN!! this is under the pretense that they both get shlorped in vecna's world. It's clear that their childhood, root sources of shame, and desires are intertwined. Them confessing in some sort of way when their opposition is expectations from each other would work super well with how other vecna victims suffered due to isolation and secrets.

For the song pick! It is on Will's official playlist on Spotify, and their lyric of "and we kissed" was played whilst Mike was hugging his mom after thinking Will was d\\d. This song is about a gay affair during war while one already has a wife. Analyzing time will now commence...

Yes this details a romantic partnership but through the yearning of a fantastical world where they resemble some sense of power. We see this alot with not only Mike and Will but the party in general, falling into dnd with these theatric positions as a means of blocking out the discrimintory world around them, to gain a shot at "winning".

The phrase brings back the daydream of this love not only being tolerated, but triumphant. And while to Mike and Will and honestly all of these characters who have lost so much it seems like the opposite of the answer, but going back on my first statement its honesty and union ship that was able to save Max. The phrase hero also goes back on him calling El a "superhero" while El calls Hopper a "hero". I think this super bit refers to a more artificial or eccentric view of someone in this context, just their powers. So being plain heroes, in a relationship against odds, reminds me a lot of this season's theme

Will being confrontational about the issues in their relationship while Mike tries to mask and ignore them.

Lovers, best friends, same thing, LMAO. But in all seriousness it feels like they hand this invincibility. They were always so close by, always best friends, so when they were physically pulled apart with a strained relationship to begin with it broke the illusion.

HMMMMMMMM??? TIME YOU SAY?? I mean c'mon, the clocks, running out of time yea yea you get it. But it could also connect to two things. One they both got matching watches which could signify that interlocked fear but also, their relationship has spanned what, a decade? If they're going to see their memories it would practically be stealing that time, moment, or feeling for a short burst of time.

"But, whatever it is, I... I think we should work together. I think it'll be easier if we're... we're a team. Friends. Best friends" Reminds me of Mike asking the same sorta question to Will tbh

Back to the whole distance and hoping they could be together, but especially "wishing you could swim". A subtle way of showing that one person is either able to move or accept things better then the other, OR they're so afraid to initiate they hope the other would instead.

Remember? More time stuff? Gotcha. BUTTT this has so much more to dig into. First of all Will was in... a literal wall. And that last line was what played when Mike thought he was dead while hugging his mom. That paralleled when he lost Will again in s3 hence the whole remembering thing. This would play out so well to show the risk of his vulnerability, and the cost of losing Will. All while supernatural and discriminatory threats rise. And oh my god yall THE GUNS LITERALLY SHOT OVER THEIR HEADS IN S4??? CMON NOWWWWW

Shame of their love, though it would save them. A tee for the entire theme of this season, and argumentatively the whole story. I mean "the other side", how clear do we gotta be.

Friends don't lie, but boyfriends do *ehem ehem* m i k e. I mean the whole "from" scene gave it away, him asking "who said that" as if there is a perceived threat judging the validity of this relationship. But that second to last line is the road block for Mike. Perceived safety in normalcy, in his relationship, and in pulling away from Will.

[vneuns]

— “GOTTA GO MY OWN WAY” + Sapnap

author’s note(s): i need to keep my account alive so this is something small while i work on bd and my dream royal au :P

warnings: cringe straight up cringe. hsm. watched it today. so toxic smh. bold + italic = lyrics

"Mommy if they start singing again don't sing okay?" Y/d/n whispered from cuddled up on your side looking up at you.

The two of you had decided to watch High school Musical trilogy and were currently on the second movie waiting for Sapnap to come home from the skate park with the boys.

Your daughter had started to get annoyed from how many times you had broken out into song along with the cast while watching the movies. But could she blame you? Those songs are catchy as hell.

You just smiled at her before dragging your attention back to the scene. Troy and Gabriella were standing by the pool, Troy confessing about how he wanted to stay together during the summer.

"I'm sure you did at the time. But I also meant what I said." The girl took her hands from their place in his. "About wanting to remember this summer. But not like this Troy."

I gotta say what's on my mind

You started to hum the lyrics trying not to irritate the 3 year old who was secretly hating you right now.

Something about us doesn't seem right these days

Slowly you made tiny movements with your body trying to move along with the beat. Without disturbing y/d/n.

Life keeps getting in the way, Whenever we try somehow the plan is always rearranged

"Mommy don't do it." she warned clearly annoyed that you weren't going to stop until you sung your heart out.

But I've gotta do what's best for me, you'll be okay

At this point knowing the chorus was coming, you moved over your daughter placing a quick peck on her forehead before grabbing one of your hairbrushes from off your vanity table and moving closer to the tv.

I've got to move on and be who I am

Now you were singing your lungs off. You were just a *tad* bit off key but it had been a while since you watched the movie so you were kind of rusty.

I just don't belong here I hope you understand

Things got dramatic when you stood in front of the tv on Gabrielle's side of the tv with your eyes closed as if you were her and singing to Troy.

We might find a place in this world someday, but at least for now

You got into a very dramatic spot getting ready for the next line.

I gotta go my own way

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Sap opened the front door expecting his two favorite girls to greet him but was met with only Dug. Your beagle you got from a rescue center.

He closed the door, bending down to pet the pup. "Hi Dug, where are the crazys? Huh?"

Dug wagged his tail as he started spinning in circles happily. Sapnap shook his head and was about to call out for the two of you when he heard his daughter screaming with laughter.

Then your voice rang through the house as well.

"We might find a place in this world someday!" You sang as you tickled your daughter who was trying her best to get out of your arms.

"But at least for nowwwww. I gotta go my own way." Sapnap smiled walking into the room watching the scene play out before him. Your daughter over your shoulder, hairbrush in hand and High school musical playing on your flat screen tv.

Taking an opportunity he'd never get again he made his arrival clear as he sang Troy's part scaring the two of you. "What about us? What about everything we've been through."

Y/d/n screamed loudly in your ear causing you to jump and almost drop her. "Jesus christ Sap!" You put a hand over your head as the red head just laughed and kept singing both parts making his way over to where the two of you stood.

@heyninachumain @inniterhq @basilly @yamturds @dysfunctionalcrab @siriushxney @sqpnap @tinyegg @ttakinou @charnease @o-0i @i-mmunity @b3l0v3ds @alice-blue-skies @the-swageyama-tobiyolo @mitzimania @joyfullymulti

[kuroosweakness]

Thoughts and junk of 🐾 anon

Im hungry😔

Why does PE exist? Like I get exercising but literally why you can do it any other time

PLEASE I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IN MY ZOOM CLASS WHY IS IT SO HARd I SWEAR NOOOOO

Oof hungry be gone

I have a headache kinda

Ohedo~Julia~Nighto~! ^^

Your Heat is like an amazing vocaloid song and maybe I might kin it..

Ok but Nibasa Core by plasterbrain just might be my theme song

Noooooo my period started earllyyyyy😭😭

*rolling girl casually plays in my head*

Im kinda tiredddddddd

It’s been some time since I’ve drawn anything really wow

I’m allergic to dogs and cats but I want a dog so bad

Maybe I’ll stop feeling so lonely then:(

It’s not that I don’t have anyone, I have friends I talk too and am surrounded by all my family and have a health relationship with all of them

:p I’m sleepy a lil bit but I’m in school so can’t sleep

Being a girl is painful but I don’t wanna be a guy either😔

Pencils pencils pencils

Speaking of pencils, I used to pick up mechanical pencils laying around in school and draw with them bc I prefer mechanical over normal number 2 pencils

Why are they called number 2 pencils?

Ohhhhh that’s why that makes so much more sense nowwwww

I had a dream that I lost my hearing and that was scary

I also had a couple dream where anime characters I simp for appeared AND OMG WHEN KUROO WAS THERE AAAAAAAAAAKDKSKFKSKDK

*^* I love him am </3

My friends and family are tired of me constantly talking about every anime character I fall in love with💔😭😭

Why did my grapes taste spicy?

Gin ibushi is Bb I love him sm💙💙

Maybe I’ll change my pfp to gin next

OMG I MADE I FRIEND FINALLLY AAAAAAAAA YAY!!!

DDKAKDKAKD YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS

Akfkskdk more coming soon💙✨

ahhh hii!! 

i hope u eat some food really really soon <3 

IKR pe is .... yikes. i mean, pe holds good intentions and it’s quite fun sometimes, but most of my memories tied in with pe are quite ... bad :’ 

i especially didn’t like the partner runs or team games because sometimes i didn’t have any to be with. i’m also not on the very athletic side so whenever i hear that we’re running- *sighs* 

ohhh finding friends through zoom is quite hard. especially because there aren’t many opportunities to interact. the right friend will come along :))

it’s been so draining/tiring these days :’ 

draw something! anything!! :)) i’ll draw with you! 

my period’s supposed to be here but ... it’s not lmao. i just sure hope it doesn’t pop up out of nowhere 

:(( i’m sorry to hear about your allergy. we’re on the boat of wanting a dog :’ maybe a plushie can help? i’ve been clinging onto my plush bear.  i’ve heard that there are some dogs who are hypoallergenic :) 

:( i can’t say i understand how you feel, because i’m not you, but feel free to talk to me at any time! i know i reply quite late...i’m trying to get better and better :’) 

ahhh feeling sleepy during school is an all-the-time thing for me 

RIGHT! being a girl is really really hard ... but to be a guy? lmao no thanks. there’s nothing wrong with being a guy of course, i just can’t imagine being one. 

nice to hear that we both prefer mechanical pencils :) i have no idea...is there a number one pencil? or a number three? 

omg that sounds like a terrifying dream 

kuroo 🥺!! 

lmaooo i posted on my close friends story about how i made a presentation for kuroo and yeah, they’re tired of it by now 

grapes...spicy? uh oh 

you made a friend??? :)))) that’s awesome to hear!! tell me about ‘em! :D i can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been and i’m happy for you 🥺

i’ll be waiting for the more to come :) in the meantime, take care bubs! <3 

[dbphantom]

Canon: Zane Flynt fucks

Me: haha u know what this means ;))))

Me:

Me:

Me: merfolk glamour time

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Alright but for real tho u wanna see how deep I am in this fucking universe? Lego

I don't even know where to begin with this universe (Zer0 is an alien! Hammerlock is a werewolf! Troy is psychic! Tannis is a skag! Wait, no, wrong shitpost...) so imma open the 140 page document and start from the beginning

Annnnd Clay! Junpai-7.

When Zane meets Clay for the first time he mentions they did a smuggling job together on Junpai-7, u know, the water planet, so obviously this is good news (This made me super happy because my discord channel's name had been the junpai-7 moon pool for a while so I was like 'holy shit it's canon now' :') )

Timeline wise this isn't the beginning, but I don't write in chronological order and I don't order anything in chronological order, either, so. Eh.

Speaking of chronological order, I once got a line where Zane was like exclaiming something and used the moon instead of idk a god or powerful figure or smth and I was like 'lmao that's canon now'

So the moon... Elpis fucking got yeeted halfway across the galaxy or smth, and, considering we've seen (more) ocean on Pandora in 3 instead of just, like, Liars Berg (getting to THAT) or Tretchers landing, I feel bad for the tides. But that's good news for everyone else. Unless you were on Elpis, I guess.

Also hoh boy the 'end' of the game where Troy Phaselocks the moon was fun to write (it actually wasn't, I lowkey hate writing Moonstruck phases because... It hurts and I can't do it well.) also can we talk about how in tps the psychos are called Moonstrucks in tvhm because this makes me so happy. I really hope they did that intentionally considering H2O is an Australian show because my two favorite things combined can and will kill me. Wait actually the Troy boss fight is gonna be hilarious to write mostly because of that one attack with the tidal waves lol oh no

Also, also, also, you guys it's only explained in a guide book and never actually in-game as to why Captain's ship is Like That (TM) so I took some liberties and uhhh blame the Crackening. I mean the crackening happened after dahl pulled out of Pandora/Elpis so it works. It sorta works. It mostly works. Fuck. It works okay? shut. That's why Liars Berg is all frozen ocean [shoves 3 page essay about climate change on Pandora into the trash] don't need that anymore.

I was gonna talk about smth else

Oh yeah

Mostly brain freeze and trick of the light. That one meme video I made of Tannis and the Flynt Brothers imposed over that one clip of H2O (so let me get this straight: you freeze things, you explode things, and you boil things) wasn't just for laughs, it was actually a warning.

Each Flynt has a thing and Zane's is ice, Baron's is explosions, and Captain's is fire. (Glorious cleansing fire) Because it fits. It fits so well. I will say right off the bat that Mako Mermaids isn't my canon. I lowkey want to write out Charlotte as well (lol) because I've seen the 2nd season so many times and tbh I much prefer them having 1 really strong power over having 3+ really weak powers. Also Charlotte did nothing wrong in the first half of that season. Cleo was just a bitch to her. And Mako Mermaids is just. Not great on the power side of things. You can TURN INVISIBLE. USE IT. Soooo. (also cam got destroyed in s1 and I'm so glad they ended up making him work in s2 and 3. Because he deserved better and Zac was a terrible friend to him and only got away with it because he's a main character). /rant sorry I have so many feelings about these shows. Grew up with them soooooo.

And if ur wondering why I brought up trick of the light it's cause the 13th year exists and that movie was bopping. U guys remember Jess? Good times... Tuba pool scene is iconic. U know the one. I would also bring up aquamarine but ngl that movie was weaksauce comparatively. They hid that bitch in a water tower and iunno talked to earrings. Meanwhile in the 13th year they bring Jess back from the fucking dead and climb on walls like Spiderman. Clearly one is superior.

"but cruddy Aurelia has ice powers too and she's not a mermaid" no she's a werewolf like her brother we already went over that. Did u think I was kidding? No! I'm never kidding unless I am and I fucking love werewolves so I'd never kid about that. I love werewolves and I love Hammerlock and it's perfect I just love the idea of this gentlemanly hunter being a werewolf because I want to see a giant hulking monster being all proper and shit. They're just really cool. Werewolves > vampires and ngl I'm sad skyrim screwed over werewolves with the dawnguard dlc. Anyway Aurelia's ice powers are nanobots as explained in-game and listen I already lore-scienced this okay? Let me say it's amazing the things science is capable of when it thinks it's trying to beat out a competitor and doesn't realize non-Siren magic exists. Even better now that we know Sirens are not Eridian and actually existed before Eridians. Makes me giddy to think about. The universe is tearing me APART Lisa.

Oh speaking of, can we talk about the witch's brew quest on eden-6 because holy shit I had been writing Hiromi and her fascination with discovering all the secret circles long before the game came out and then learning about the group of witches and The Pact (TM) made me lose my shit because 'oh my god it's actually canon now'. We're on the canon path nowwwww. Soon. I hope we get a water planet dlc. I wants it, GB, I wants it.

Also I was totally gonna write a clip in the main story of the game (because I write a lot of backstory stuff if you can't tell, I only have like 3 scenes that take place during the events of the game and like 4 that are speculatory from before the game came out (including a scene from before I realized Troy was Like That but I edited it so he's more in-line and also has Maya's powers now so that's... Hm. In line with the storyline somewhere, but not an actual scene in the games story. Because its not possible with how the game does things (seperating Vault Hunters) I suppose I could just insert a 5th Vault somewhere and say it's the 4th Vault connected to the Machine (with nekrotefeyo's being the 5th). Fuck it.) and then 9,000 are backstory) where Hiromi comes back after like decades of the two not seeing each other and she's been hired to assassinate Zane by one of the many corporations looking for his corpse for a multitude of reasons (And Emma and Nino are both d e a d a s f, you know, for context). And like Barnabas (ya old bastard) Zane is still joking around and just having a grand old time catching up with his black ops buddy meanwhile she had just tried to blow his brains out (she's a sniper) and got pretty damn close. She's not even amused because of her psychic powers so she's just like 'ok' every time he opens his mouth because she already knows what he's going to say she's mostly just frustrated that she missed because she thought she knew him well enough to go off instead of just listening to her intuition but alas people change after, like, 3 decades of not seeing them.

Oh since we're talking about Hiromi that reminds me why Zane wears the black suit. In my non-h2o universe it's because it looks cool and provides some protection from dots. In the H2Oniverse it is because it's waterproof. Okay wait hang on context so Hiromi doesn't like take off his suit or anything, she's extremely gay and not interested, because I realize now how that sounds me relating Hiromi to the clothes, they just get into an argument about how Sirens don't have to follow any arbitrary rules to hide their magic and how it's easier to hide magic without giant glowing tattoos (and mind you this is before Zane even knows Tannis exists though he does immediately know she's a Siren and that's a whole nother can of worms) and hr's like 'I wear a bodysuit for most of my waking hours, so I am pretty sure they can try wearing long sleeved shirts and makeup for a day. Just a suggestion' but like way more in character (and for the scene) because do I sound like I'm in character right now? I'm not. I'm me. And God what a terrible thing to be.

So context for the context: ~magic is real~. If you've got it then you can usually tell who else has it if you're looking. It's especially clear if they're 'similar' to you (if ur a werewolf and u meet another werewolf then you sorta just know they're a werewolf) or if you're psychic (like Hiromi) then you can make some informed guesses. Like. Same Hat? Same Hat!!! Sirens are basically such powerful magic users that they are in literally a whole nother ball park. They're leagues above everyone else. Kill you just by looking at you sort of deal. So sirens normally don't feel other magic because their own magic is so strong it just 'overwrites' the other signals. You know, to not only explain why Lilith isn't immediately like 'who the fuck are you' to Zane and also how Amara couldn't tell Tannis is a Siren. I had a whole thing with Troy (who is psychic) being able to tell Zane had magic despite being near 4 Sirens at once because Troy grew up with Tyreen always at his side so he's used to it and knows how to look through it. Meanwhile Hiromi is basically incapacitated when she's near a Siren because she gets overwhelmed because her powers make it easier for her to read other people's magic.

Oh, context, the black ops outfit worked with Atlas for a short time (the group being Zane, Hiromi, Emma, and Nino. Emma is the yeehaw captain. She's the leader) and ended up meeting Steele for a little bit. Hiromi was just dead the entire meeting, Zane was totally out of it, and Emma and Nino were too busy eyefucking to really care that there was a Siren in the room so. Just imagine one person lying face down on the floor and crying, another staring at the wall without blinking, two undressing each other with their eyes, and then Cmdt. Steele standing in the middle like 'how the fuck did I get here'.

So that was everyone's first experience with a Siren.

There are more but ehhhh I'm tired and I mostly wrote this because I wanted to talk about it with someone else but they haven't read the whole thing yet so now I can scream into the void about it and not feel like I'm bothering them.

Hooray!