#watersocks

[angrennufuin]

Beach behavior post

Reminded of this idea by Jules, but the initial twitter thread is from June 2021:

How do your characters feel about the beach? What do they wear? What do they do when they're there? Do they get sunburned or tanned or actually wear enough sunscreen like some kind of monster? Gimme the beach takes!

Sûl has an enormous sunhat and spends most of her time under a giant beach umbrella wearing impractical Haute Couture swimsuits with filmy coverups and ogling beachgoers. She still gets horribly sunburnt and has to spend the following day lying in a dark room and wincing at sudden movement.

Lin has already made friends with the nearest beach volleyball team, tried unsuccessfully to surf, swum out inadvisably far and got slightly mesmerized by the pull of the ocean's vastness, caught a sheepshead fish and screamed but cooked it anyway. She's having a GREAT time. (Linmir tans shockingly dark and her hair bleaches shockingly white. She wears luridly patterned bikini tops with men's swim trunks and open Hawaiian shirts.)

Nee has gone full tidepool science and is collecting samples and shells and stuff. She wears watersocks or flippers, one of those giant goggle masks that go over the nose, and an incongruously frilly one-piece; she keeps excitedly pointing out interesting organisms she spots while swimming. She tans! But she wears a LOT of sunscreen, because she once read an article about skin cancer and has been paranoid since. She keeps wrestling her drow friend, Lylah, into putting more sunscreen on.

New kids coming in separate addition! Ah, 2021, having only 3 characters... What a time.

[maxxzophone]

Would you draw Will Wood mpreg for a trillion dolars and a successful music carreer?

Maxxerrr Phones: NO. Baba. Grill. I would want that, but i am Not drawing willard woodstock pregnant art.

Google Nexus 5: Ermmm, max what the fuck? why are you talking about wallace watersock impregran? 😢😭😭

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Scratch Team: Your account has been blocked for violating our Community Guidelines. 😿

I'm gonna kill myself

[ilovesocksandsouls]

Polar Plunge anyone? #socks #swimming #swimmingsocks #swimmer #polarplunge #SocksandSouls #crewsocks #sportsocks #iloveswimming #water #watersocks #swim #swimlife #swimgifts #malesocks #noveltysocks #sockgift #socksaddict https://www.instagram.com/p/CZUvi3qLKz1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[budugaapologist]

black flag but the pirates are wearing modern “beach” outfits

Edward Kenway: plastic-thonged flip flops, them small swim trunks that aren’t small enough to be a speedo but aren’t longer than boxers, a hand-me-down hawaiian shirt from Thatch, sunglasses but he wears them for fashion and never wears them properly

Adewale: traditional birkenstocks, the same trunks style as Eddie but you can tell it was a fashion statement, really low cut v-neck tank top, doesn’t wear sunglasses just squints at everyone like usual and sits under an umbrella

Edward Thatch: crocs worn with the heel strap in front, jorts, hawaiian shirt he leaves unbuttoned, big straw hat and sunglasses

Ben Hornigold: cloth-thonged flip flops, mid thigh length swimtrunks, short sleeved rash guard swim shirt, pilot-style sunglasses, carries a big ass tote with him that just has sunblock, weed, and booze in it

Anne Bonny: barefoot but has one of those stupid ankle bracelets on, a bikini that makes moms give her the “theres children at this beach” look, basically a crocheted napkin around her waist for ‘modesty’, wears a flower crown and lei

Mary Read: birkenstocks but with the back strap, wears men’s swim trunks, the same shirt as Ben but hers actually matches her trunks, her outfit causes people to do that “was that a man or a lesbian” double take

Charles Vane: watersocks with the individual toes, distressed jorts with a stupid chain, no shirt so he isn’t allowed to go to any restaurant later and he has to wait outside with Anne, them douchey sports sunglasses are always over his eyes so he ends up with a sunglasses tan line

Jack Rackham: wedge-style four inch heeled sandals so he cannot go anywhere fast, speedo that makes parents glare and cover their kids’ eyes, over sized cardigan he wears off the shoulder with no undershirt, round sunglasses that are constantly at the tip of his nose, has a bottle of whiskey in his hand as if it’s part of his outfit

Stede Bonnet: sandals but the straps are velcro, cargo shorts so he can hold everyone’s phones and wallets, rash guard shirt like Ben and Mary’s but his sleeves go to his elbows, wears one of em visors and too much sunblock

[regentinternational]

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[ughhblog]

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[ilovesocksandsouls]

Who are you Qwackers for this Valentine's Day? #socks #rubberduckysocks #rubberduckies #rubberducky #qwackers #qwackersforyou #SocksandSouls #hearts #rubberduckylove #loveyou #valentinesdaygiftideas #valentinesday #valentinesdaysocks #watersocks #bathtimeduck #sockcollector #crewsocks #sockaddict @rubberduckyshop @rubber___ducks https://www.instagram.com/p/CLNT4UVrmGw/?igshid=7mo2u0dvowj4