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This is a common exchange in the Waters-Augurelt household
#urianger is smart and has good plans#he also overcomplicates stuff way too much which invites unnecessary risks in operations that could be done in a simpler way#if ur gonna make a spy plan then consult the actual professional spy here first#thancred waters#urianger augurelt#ryne waters#thanuri#urithan#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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It's kind of accurate, actually lol
#christoph waltz#king schultz#august rosenbluth#hans landa#young christoph waltz#django unchained#waltz#water for elephants#inglourious basterds#regus patoff#consultant#the consultant
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WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CONCOCTION ARE YOU DRINKING TO GRT THIS PISS COLOR
Uranium
#I HAVEN'T DRUNK WATER IN WEEKS#AUGH#deltas AUGH#deltas consulting room#deltas frens#ask#asks#asks open
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man i don't mean to be a bitch about it but i need to rip my teeth out Badly
#i cant. eat.#i cant chew with the left side of my mouth bc of the cavity and nowi cant chew with the right side bc Thats All Ive Been Using bc of the ca#bc of the cavity and now it hurts from fucking overuse i guess? fuck off#and im still waiting on a fucking consultation!!!!!!! i don even know when or if theyll take them out !!!!#would it sound stupid to say i really wish i was dead. id literally rather be dead than in pain bc of my fucking mouth#im not trying to fish for sympathy i just really cannot stand this. i have no other outlet than to talk about it#tooth trauma#and also i have eczema which being stressed out (bc of a cavity) Cant be good for it !!!!! nightmare#and im taking care of it best i can until i can get it removed! salt water/antiseptic mouthwash/ just fucking picking food out of it#its just all so draining.
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rating h2o award show outfits!
h2o was won several awards and been nominated for quite a few. let’s take a stroll down memory lane and discuss the fashion of the time!
ok disclaimer. these are just my opinions!! you can have different ones. it’s cool.
🐬 2007 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
It’s hip it’s fresh it’s not too serious. I like all the makeup but especially Claire’s, it’s really working with the hairstyle. the patterns are horrendous but I appreciate the color now compared to what we see down the line.
Overall it’s a 5/10
🐬 2008 AFI Awards
a very iconic award show! i love phoebe’s dress + matching jewelry. the necklace and bracelet look like pearls, so it’s on brand for the show she’s nominated for. i don’t like cariba’s dress. the cut is awkward as well as the belt, and i don’t love the shade of purple. brittney’s is ok but the handbag not matching is killing me. angus’ is… well it’s a suit! he looks good and also like every other man at an awards show. Indiana is serving that ceasar flickerman hair flawlessly.
6.8/10 the uncoordination and cariba’s dress lower this score for me
🐬2008 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
oh dear god. what is going on here?? I’ve been trying to figure it out for years. Did they not have stylists at this point? I don’t understand the gray at alllll. The weird ruffles/rouching, if you can even call it that, repulses me. hate the medieval times ass belt. The outfits are so ugly they make the hairstyles look good. And I’ve never liked the makeup either, I just feel like it doesn’t suit them at all. ALSO THE SHOES?? WHAT. I’ve just noticed phoebes chunky bracelets too..
1/10 because I struggle to find anything good to say about these looks
🐬 2009 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
Cariba’s outfit reminds me of that twink dog from barbie in a fashion fairytale. Anyways it really missed the mark. The weird shoulders and denim shorts are not it. I feel like the bow could be cute with a dress? Idk but none of her looks hit.
Angus is casual, I feel like this outfit would do numbers on early 10s tumblr.
Jaime’s is also just too casual
4/10 just doesn’t feel like award show outfits
I’ll be reblogging this post with part two !!
#i felt that the disclaimer was necessary as ive made s post before rating outfits (on a different blog for a diff fandom) and ppl did not#like what i had to say#but i spoke the truth#my job is literally a style consultant IM QUALIFIED OK#i helped a guy choose between two pairs of sunglasses today#h2o just add water#phoebe tonkin#claire holt#cariba heine#angus mclaren#h20 just add water
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got off work nearly an hour later than i was supposed to but look at me i'm fresh
#didn't drink water or sit down. btw why everything so hurts#also i should've asked my supervisors (?) if they were consulted on some girl from another cinema closing the register#like. i can't close and the girl who came to help out (bc no one else could work today ig) also can't close#so she called someone i think? and. i should've asked if this is . approved#cause now it's on me isn't it. well truthfully it's on whoever supervises me (??) so. i won't be too apologetic tomorrow#why? cause fuck em that's why! send someone who can close or handle me#.#kata.txt#two days later: btw everything was fine someone really did close the register
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rlly didnt know ur mouth could get kidney stones but then i got to finally experience it yayyyy yayyy. yayyyy
#got rocks in my salivary glands#travelled like 3ish hours today juat for the dentist to be like 'man idk go to a hospital or urgent care but its not super serious' like#thanks i Gues#they recommended a doctor (oral pathologist or smthn idfk) but its like $400 for a consult so fuck That.#so im just gonna sleep for the rest of th day and go to hospital tmrw Maybe or just make appointment w doctor#frank.txt#garglin w salt water n drinking Normal Water so whatevr time to snooze snnnnnnzzzz snnzzz#hoping the doctor can chop it out bc its hurtin. its not too big at all but the sharp end is sticking upward and it. is Not nice
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i'm sorry but i think casually flipping through the galley-la catalogue in front of your crewmate who risked his life to get back the money for ship repairs, was a little too much
#'i'm sorry for taking this decision without consulting you...'#then take it again#tell him this time!!!#that the fucking keel can't be fixed#why would you choose this route????#and usopp looking around at everyone for support only for them to look away....#what the fuck#nami you were there!#you should've explained it to him#one piece characters will do anything but communicate properly#ritz.txt#ritz watches one piece#usopp#water 7
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i feel like im going insane im lookin for references and. I seem to have forgotten where i saw things help
#ive watched too many servers in the past year its all blending togehter sorry im a fake mianite fan guys </3#specifically when tf did jordan’s house get flooded and where the FUCK is that clip of wags drug van#bc istg there was another one besides the flyanite#ife jsut consulted the wiki and there is. why in my notes do i have something about his house flooding#i am remembering something wrong huh#yall must think im insane but its for good reason i swear#itll all make sense eventually#like i remember casa de sparklez catching fire and blowing up and being filled with cobwebs#but i have written in my pitch. water. WHEN
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Having both pirated it and snuck into the theater, avatar 2 is simply a bad movie. For all of the technical reasons (the script was hilariously bad, they reused the same score from the first movie, most of the plot points were borrowed from the first movies as well, subjectively its like a bad fn net fic written by a twelve year old), but mostly because literally it made me sick to my stomach as an indigenous person.
There were multiple points where both times viewing I nearly left the room. On four (4) separate occasions in this movie, indigenous coded women are made to scream-sob in front of the camera. In Canada, indigenous women experience disproportionate rates of physical and sexual violence. This is mirrored in the US and in Aotearoa. James Cameron took the real life violence and grief our communities experience, and exploited it on screen for profit. The whole franchise is obviously exploitative of indigenous spiritualities, aesthetics, and experiences under colonialism, and it only got more obvious in this installment. Any anticolonial message is surface level at best, and don’t start typing out that stupid “well watching how awful this fictional colonization is made people feel bad for real indigenous people” argument. Because 1) I’ve never met a single goddamn person online or offline that that was true for and 2) James Cameron isn’t an ally for making exploitive appropriative trauma porn.
I had been considering writing a full review of this movie, which is why I snuck in for an actual viewing. Thinking about this film, and the reactions to it online from settlers, makes me so upset that I don’t think I will. I’m sure there’s more in-depth writing out there on just how horribly racist this film is. So. Just. Please don’t give James Cameron money for this shit. Read and watch shit actually made by indigenous people. Thanks.
#theo rambles#avatar way of water#james camerons avatar#im so angry and frustrated that people still are like this#and that a movie like this can be released and SUCCESSFUL#i literally left the theater sick to my stomach#before anyone starts bullshit. i thought the first movie was ok. i thought it was appropriation and that is was gross for using a Pocahontas#metaphor. but I thought that maybe James Cameron would change and get consultants and maybe the second movie would be ok#i grew up with the first movie and i liked it. i liked seeing indigeniety in scifi and I liked watching people like me get to win against#the colonizers and not be demonized for it#fucking. whatever though lol#begging settlers to have some tact when both praising or critiquing this piece of shit film
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Turns out an unfortunate side effect of a sciatica flare up is that I now smell like Deep Heat 24/7
#also having to need a hot water bottle when it’s 30 degrees Celsius outside is deranged#sciatica#chronic pain#this is my 2nd flare up this year so the poor physio consultant was like hmmm this isn’t ideal
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Hmmm. Something BIT me. Dunno what, but it doesn't look like a tic bite or anything else i recognize. Feels bruised, and wiping it with a rubbing alcohol swap stung a little before i slapped on the antiseptic and bandaid.
Welp, I don't feel sick, or bad, and i think it was there for like a day before i noticed it so gonna say it's probably nothing too harmful.
#me#my life#consulting insect bite charts has been useless like THANKS i kno what a mosquito and a chigger and a tick bite looks like#this is none of those#i think it might have been one of those great bit 'water beetle' roaches bc they've been getting into the house#i will be buying bait traps and some of those little tabs next week#i need ant bait too#they've been getting in like crazy this summer after nothing last year
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Starting a collection. Today's treasure from the village of [redacted], population 400 and change, joins the hand-carved runestones and copy of Maus that an extremely cranky Scottish guy ran home to bring to me. It is a Linux distro on a stick, given me by a totally other guy I ALSO met last year while he was engineering a set of mini wind turbines in some CAD program with the most terminal case of Open Source Disease I've ever seen. He insisted on running the Linux stick on his own computer so I could see it didnt have a bug.
It will eventually go on my shitty old laptop and then get mailed back to the library for him, but it currently resides in the place of honour which is the plant pot I put the runestones in.
Same village, one year apart. Cannot WAIT to see next year's Patron Energy-infused treasure.
#i think there is something in the water - or maybe the library wifi - in this town#that gives every single person fucking incredible ADHD#this is the sincerest compliment i can give#they are into the weirdest shit in this town and hang out in the library to chat with random City Folk library consultants about it#my boss thinks I'm too trusting and probably going to die#but to this i say#does SHE get linux distro onna stick?#didn't think so
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Not to be undemocratic but we need to just stop doing extensive public consultations for public projects in Ireland because I'm really tired of NIMBYism gutting important projects. Sorry I don't care that Margaret from Terenure doesn't want a bus lane or a cycle lane going by her house, she can fucking deal with it.
It feels like getting any good infrastructure work done here is always an uphill battle with retired homeowners who have nothing better to do than bitch about everything. Literally just stop caring what they think. You can't let some hyper-local opposition for stupid reasons kill a project that's going to benefit the city as a whole.
#it's just exhausting#every pedestrianisation proposal#every cycle lane#every Public Transportation project#gets held up by public consultation and endless alterations to please these people#until it's either delivered years behind schedule and significantly watered down#or just killed completely
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havin a gay crisis
#idk liking girls is hard#disliking girls is really hard too#will consult my crystal ball#n the little cup of sugar water w a leaf in it that they use to determine nen in hxh#thanks for your time
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i cant believe taekook consulted a fortune teller
#im not even a taekook truther#but the only thing not sus about that is the fact that they told us about it#bc its like admitting theyre in a relationship but they cant admit that so it cant be that#but??#ok liek we dk the context ofc#maybe it was one of their private trips when they dressed up each other or i mean no#one of their trips with taehyungs wooga friends wait no–#maybe it was in daegu when jungkook was getting bam there nooooo wait fuck#i meant sometime with bts members coming together. yes. thats what i meant#maybe they ALL got consulted -.-#and they just coincidentally got their fortunes matching like hes water and im fire. but like as FRIENDS as BROS come on#'i need fire but i have him' ....so what...#whatever i bet idols get their fortune told all the time for fanservice maybe the fortune teller even made that up bc she shipped taekook#wow!#crazy#she was like ok so u need fire but you have him:33333kyaaa#and taehyung was like wow thats a great line to use in a live as monthly fanservice duty#who knows!
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