#waste money

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[bellaciao-ciao-ciao]

imagine being this much of a sociopath

[sciderman]

well - webtoons is over, gang

[chilewithcarnage]

Block these dumb racist fucks

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Write a card to the birthday bastard

[runtwithwolves]

ramen is serious business to kenny

[briebysabs]

When JJK ends y’all better make t-shirts that say “I survived Gege Akutami”

[strobbylemonade]

threw them all into formalwear because i can before they're sent to hong lu's house

closeups for viewing comfort

[princessbutler1316]

Logan: Let's make a deal

Magneto: I'm listening

Logan: You kidnap Professor during the weekend and I got a weekend off with my boyfriend, and Scott already know because he and Jean have a reservation

Magneto: Why would I agree to that?

Logan: Because the Professor was invited to dinner at a politician's house on Saturday, the one who flirted with him last time.

Magneto: I'll be there at four o'clock in the afternoon on Friday.

[mamayan]

cw: NSFW • Cam-boy • Subby Yuuji • Edging/Orgasm Denial

You know who would make an amazing cam-boy?

Yuuji Itadori

He’d be so perfect for it, his happy go lucky attitude so cute and mesmerizing on camera. His face flushing red when given a huge tip to show his big leaky cock, bashfully scratching the back of his head while more money flows.

He’s so genuine and sweet too. “Everyone really likes me like this? Thank you for calling me pretty KittyMeowMeow42, that’s really sweet of you! Oh! Thank you for the tip XXXBeasty!”

He’d thank each individual, being so honest and adorable. Even when he’s pumping a toy in and out of his ass while crying and begging his audience to take pity and let him cum~♡

He’d be so good though, because even as the money rolls in, his top tipper tells him “You can’t cum tonight.” So he stops, edges himself so hard he’s a pathetic mess on his bed, muscles damp and chest heaving while the camera catches every second.

[nymphaforesta]

i have literally just realised i can make iced chai lattes at home because i have chai powder i am so DUMB

[pangur-and-grim]

HMMmmmm I'm considering doing a certificate program at my local university.

my formal education is all in illustration and evolutionary biology, whereas my writing knowledge has been mostly self-taught from reading books and thinking "hey, wouldn't it be funny if I made one of those!"

I don't think 'having a certificate' would help me in any way re: waving my education around for clout points, but it might make me understand books better. and also it'd be nice to be back in a class environment, where I might be able to make writing friends.

the cats have definitely skewed my idea of what's affordable though, because I'm looking at this like "hey, that's less than a Pangur hospitalization bill 😊"

[lalalalalalakakakak]

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

[ghoul--doodle]

Struggling to be financially responsible, a moodboard