#wash spider

[emichevy]

He’s so stupid I love him

Bro will NOT just cuss like a normal person (Because if did he would burn for eternity for the sailor mouth he actually has)

[stigmalarity]

college roommate!Miguel x reader

| gn! reader, masturbation, dildos, voyeurism

College Roommate!Miguel who gets back to your shared apartment after class and is puzzled by the noise complaint tacked to the door. 

The fine print describes loud noises during the hours that he’s not at home, meaning it would have to be you. But that’s still odd.

In the handful of months that the two of you have been roommates, he’s never known you to be loud. In actuality, most people would probably consider you the perfect roommate. You’re quiet, clean up after yourself, cook extra food for him, stay on top of chores, and mostly stick to your room. When the two of you do spend time together, it’s never awkward, just… comfortable. Neither of you feel the need to over-exert yourselves with social interaction while in the comforts of your own home.

Miguel likes being around you. He thinks you’re pretty.

He brings up the complaint that night as you cook dinner side-by-side.

“By the way, I came home to a noise complaint today,” he says, chopping up veggies to throw into the noodle dish you’re making. “It said something about loud noises, but it’s only during the hours when I’m not around. Have you heard anything?”

He doesn’t look at your face, but he notices the way you pause.

“Oh, um,” you start, stirring up the noodles in the wok. “I dunno, I must have been playing my music a little too loud while you were at school. My bad,” you reply. “I’ll try to keep it down.”

Miguel shrugs. “Got it. No worries,” he replies. Since he’s never experienced you being loud, he doesn’t really know what else it could be. He lifts the cutting board, and sweeps the veggies into the wok.

It’s not until a week later when his final lecture of the day gets canceled that he figures out what the noise complaint could have been about.

He doesn’t see you when he walks in, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary. It’s only when he takes out his headphones that he hears it.

His first guess is that you’re crying, and it’s technically none of his business to figure out why. As he gets closer, though, he hears it; slick, wet sounds accompanied by your voice, a bit muffled, letting out the most debauched, lecherous wails he’s ever heard.

By some sheer, dumb stroke of fate, your door is open just a crack. His palms are sweating and his pants are tightening as he approaches. He considers turning away when suddenly he hears you, clear as day. You must have pulled away from whatever you had been pressing your face into.

“F-fuh- oh, god- Fuck, Miguel!”

All the blood in his body rushes to his cock, and he’s stepping closer faster than he can think, his eyes trained on that crack in the door. When he sees you, his mind goes blank.

You’re on your knees on the bed, your chest pressed to the sheets and your cheek turned away from him. Your arm is tucked under your torso and between your legs, fucking yourself silly with a flesh tan dildo that for a moment, reminds him of his own cock. Your pretty hole is absolutely soaked, and there's a frothy, white ring gathered at the base of the dildo that he wants to see you lick off.

He stays there, his hand squeezing at his now ridiculously hard cock over his pants as you push yourself up to face the headboard, adjust the dildo underneath you, and start bouncing.

You moan his name again. Then, as if remembering something, you press your hand over your mouth, swallowed by the sleeve of the hoodie that your other hand is tugging up your waist. The bed creaks beneath you, but you keep going.

Arousal lurches hot in his stomach when he realizes the hoodie is one he’s been missing for weeks.

Miguel only lets himself watch for a few more moments, hungrily taking in every inch of you, every noise that escapes your pretty lips and committing it to memory before he turns around and walks back to the door. He opens it wide, then slams it shut, loud enough for you to hear. Your moaning ceases. 

His eyes are trained on your bedroom door as you rush over and shut it completely.

[cupidl0vesy0u]

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!I won’t do anything hateful, mecha, extreme gore, realistic humans/animals!

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

no “both” option as that is for cowards. you will need to justify your answer with a short form essay

[revo-thingummy]

[boowiij]

Idc if this comes off as "harsh" but imma say what needs to be said. There's no fucking excuse for digital artist that white-wash/lighten brown and black characters. I'm tried of all the "it's just the lighting😿" and "it's not that deep☠️" because we know damn well it ain't the light and it is in fact "that deep".

Digital artist have access to millions of colors and resources to the point it should literally be impossible to white wash darker skinned characters!!!!!

Then on top of that we only have so many black/darker-skinned characters as is and for you to go out of your way to significantly lighten these characters shows your lack of common fucking sense.

In addition, I also wanna talk about the black acoss the spiderverse characters specifically bc thats the whole reason im making this post. STOP TAKING AWAY THE 4C HAIR TEXTURE THESE CHARACTERS HAVVE. I recently came across a drawing of hobie brown on Twitter with "wet hair" and tell me why tf the artist drew him with golden retriever straight hair💀. When he literally wears WICKSSS!!! Plus the artist gave a shit ass apology and said "if you dont like it scroll away".

IN CONCLUSION, if you can't draw darker skinned characters properly then don't draw them at all‼️‼️

Edit: this is the fanart by @raytark0919 on twt I was talking abt

[fizzy-tizzy]

@/crisp-whisp has brought my skylanders hyperfixation back via my favorite rarepair and I’m making it everyone else’s problem now

[seabeck]

I found this just down the road from me :3

[poisonwaterlily3]

Annabelle Cane???

[atrociousbby]

I fell asleep outside on the ground and it was nice tbh until about 8am bc then it was too hot

[thewitchoftheweed]

not to make everything about my blorbos but “Blood Sweat & Tears” from the Arcane soundtrack is literally just how I interpret Shamura.

The line “And I starve till there’s no more mouths to feed” is especially Red Star coded. 👀

[breadraccoon]

New Love Interest?

Of all the things they were going to do with Gwen in this new run, I didn’t expect this. So apparently, marvel is trying a Black Tarantula and Ghost-spider romance. I’m not against them trying this pairing out, but I don’t see why Gwen would be in to Black Tarantula. He usually a cartel criminal type. I’m open to seeing what happens. Seems interesting. This might just be a short, one sided romance.

[tiruvenkadu]

sweet little gentleman was very camera-shy, and kept shuffling around so i couldn’t get his face.

he’s just a wittle guy!

[19catsncounting]

Hey does anyone still think about the thematic differences between Supernatural and the Wayward Sisters and how self-isolating male hunters are compared to community-building female hunters and how this was shown from the Harvelles to even arguably Missouri Mosely and even Samuel Campbell who is his daughter's father almost more than a man himself (especially in Season 6) is not immune to this?

And how the Wayward Sisters could have been built not on sacrificing yourself to this singular all-consuming relationship with your brother and sacrificing yourself for the world second or in name only, but instead on what it takes to cut yourself into useful and digestible pieces for the sake of keeping your place in that community because you're almost certain that it's This Community or Solitude Forever (Alex you can never escape the life no matter how much you don't want it you've gotta pitch in do you want your family to die on this hunt Claire you know you'll never find anyone to love you unless you make yourself softer and then are they really loving you are you even worthy of love anymore Jody your husband and son would still be alive if you listened and learned you can't lose another child in every sense you can't quite let your children be defenseless children either and you know so well how sick this fear makes you and how you're dealing with it the wrong way your son got to be a child but your daughters can't be that vulnerable Even Donna you have Your Role to play here you're not good enough as a hunter but you're funny and happy and you don't take up that much space so that's exactly how much space you're given to exist in).

And yes, a lot of these things are echoes of Kripke Supernatural but instead of too-intimate and dark and quiet confessions that the Winchesters share and know that no one else could ever have the context to fully understand it's Community it's All Our Problems the humiliation and shame is all-encompassing because there is no privacy Everyone Sees You Everyone Knows You Everyone Wants To Fix Help You.

[blowmymongrelmind]

i was raised by a pretty woman to become a pretty woman and so the end goal that i was always steered towards was someone buying me anything i want and doing anything for me for the low low price of enduring dehumanization and misogyny but what they dont want you to know is that you can actually just buy the shit yourself and take yourself out on weirdly expensive nights on the town. you can blow your whole paycheck on yourself and youre not even gonna make you feel subhuman about it