#was this too tryhard lmao?
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soupmanspeaks · 11 months ago
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Now I'm just thinking what glamrock Freddy's reaction to the underground scooper would be, maybe he would see it, and stumble back. Maybe he'd quickly check his stomach hatch. He doesn't know why he did it. Maybe he'd glance over at the scooping room window in a quick pang of horror. Maybe he didn't know what he was looking for in the glass. But maybe the feeling occurs to him that he's been in this kind of situation before. Surprisingly, Freddy has a thought that the outcome of this weird dejavu is the same as it always was.
He is full of many, many, wires.
This time, he thinks, they aren't going anywhere.
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sweet-star-sketches · 1 month ago
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Comic Sketch from January 18th, 2025
A thing that was supposed to be "quick" that I ended up being a tryhard with by the end xD (shocking, I know)
Anyway this is for my buddy @eleanorose123's YGO thief/detective AU :] I had a ton of fun with this as usual, I hope I can continue to train my comic skills even for random things like this and my last post! Though it is rather funny to have this be the first thing I draw after a mild wrist injury put me out of commission for a few days lmao (I'm fine!) I just didn't expect to end up doing this when I was only trying to shake off some rust xD Ah well, enjoy!
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narwhalandchill · 2 years ago
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the fact that of the high cloud quintet jing yuan is literally the only one that walked out the shitstorm that was their downfall in-lore impressively drama-free and with his professional and personal reputation intact is very funny to me when juxtaposed with the current state of what one could maybe very charitably call... volatile discussions relating to his kit in the more "meta" circles (in quotations bc the credibility of ppl spewing this stuff as fact is. Well)
since his release this man hasnt escaped the doomposting and being powercrept allegations and solo calcs taken out of context by random people and content creators flaming it further getting from the usual mid allegations straight up to a reputation of being spoken of in a manner youd think hes literally unplayable so fast its like hes literally rent free in these peoples heads 💀 physically cant keep his name out of their mouths and i guarantee 99% of these ppl never even considered pulling him
like i dont even have jing yuan and ik hes perfectly fine lmao. he has some issues with LC options and certain scenarios can hurt his performance more than most characters (+ lack of content favoring true AoE in general) which can feel bad to play but ppl are being absolutely ridiculous about him its hilarious
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ahalliance · 1 year ago
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retired UHC tryhard player Étoiles dies in LG UHC because he tried to roleplay, funniest timeline ever
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the-hype-dragon · 2 years ago
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I used to really love ff13-2 and there are still things I really like about it, however when I replayed it recently I just remembered, oh yes, there is That Thing about it that even on my first playthrough that tarnished it for me
idk if it was rushed for whatever reason but it's among that handful of games from the era which had all this incredible build up for the first 80-95% of the runtime then just fizzled out at the end. it feels like it should have been a little longer if that makes sense lmao. I love everything up until you find out noel's backstory then the game just kinda ends and it's incredibly disappointing. which is a shame because up until that point the pacing is actually pretty good, the characters are fun (ilu Alyssa and Caius), the bonus content is great. the main story is good but the pacing of the last 10% of it kills a lot of the goodwill I have towards the rest lmao
ngl I also miss when jrpgs (may they rip in peace) had interesting side characters, like half the fun of FF7's and 8's fan spaces were the content surrounding characters like the turks or fujin and raijin... I cannot believe how massive 7's cast is and how many of the side characters not only get their turns in the spotlight but are also just very significant to the game in their own ways. the shinra execs all get their own boss fights lmao. modern ff could never :v
lol and rambling about all of this just makes me want to replay skies of arcadia and baten kaitos origins
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chisungie · 5 months ago
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#this game is so fucking funny i did like maybe 2 uhh dating quest thingies for ryker#JUST finished it. check the task board and guess what it says#“prepare to get married!” SHUT UP LMAOO#itd be a waste if i only did rykers side story thingies and nobody elses!!! im only dating him and martin and i think i finished the story#before even dating anyone like can this game slow down 😭😭#like rf4 took me soooooooo long to get through compared to this one idk#this one was so easy storywise but getting everyone to date the mc... sobs wdym i can only ask them out once per lv...#i know there are strats for it but girl wtf im not gonna tryhard the dating system.....#..... i might if its proving super slow but like. ill play normally for now 💀#44597#also yeah in the other games i didnt marry until waaaaaay after#and bc of that i didnt get to do the post marriage side story stuff so uhhh might have to get back to that at some point 💀#like i do rmr marrying in rf3 but in rf4 i wasnt super confident in who to choose so it took me a while for that too;;#i think i went sofia for rf3 (i thought i went raven until i booted the game up again LMAO)#and uhh.. whats his name hes literally in this game.. DOUG#idk the other guys were. idk it just wasnt for me but the other guys were nice too💀#looking back i dont think id like marry any of the rf4 bachelorettes... maybe margaret? maybe dolce..?#i didnt know amber was dateable????#and rf5.... unless theres smn very very interesting abt martin or the other guys that im not seeing yet.. im leaning ryker still#oops this became a longass rambling when i was just supposed to call the game silly for telling me to marry💀#WAIT ONE MORE THING!! ID GO FOR RADEA IF I COULD RRRGAAAH H SHES SO CUTE
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lixxqude · 2 years ago
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small blog moment since i just started this for whatever reason ....
so i’ve been thinking. and editing!! this is one of the rare occasions i pick up my phone and do something with it lol :) the next time i pull out alight motion and edit i will be playing through kotfe/kotet!!
velocity edits are actually really cool, they're simple and relatively fun if you have the right audio hehe
i'm a beginner editor (despite having 3-ish years of experience) so please be nice!!
i can't tell if it's off-timing but i swear to you when i was editing it was not like that,, instagram did the same thing it was awful
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haveyouseenthisskeleton · 3 months ago
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Hi! What would the main 10 skeletons favorite Thanksgiving activities be?
Undertale Sans - Sans likes Toriel's cooking too much and Toriel doesn't know how to tell his friend is full so uh, Sans eats until he literally passes out on the table, so happy. He can't say no to another plate because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings so... Yeah. He's pretty much in a coma for three days after that.
Undertale Papyrus - He goes to see a football game with Undyne. None of them really understand what's going on but everyone is screaming and they're screaming too! Also, they discovered that apparently, only certain people could run after the ball after Undyne got kicked out for scoring because the players were taking too much time. Human culture is confusing.
Underswap Sans - He participates in a turkey trot and does his best to win because there's no way he's losing. He doesn't mind if it is supposed to be a playful event, he's tryharding until he collapses behind the finish line. He's proud of him!
Underswap Papyrus - He goes to see some parades in big cities. He doesn't like the crowd, but that's fine, he somehow convinced Asgore to come with him and Asgore is so impressive people stay at least ten meters away from him. He's having fun!
Underfell Sans - His brother wanted him to do something with the random turkey he brought into the garden, but Edge was talking too much so Red didn't listen and now he's not sure what he's supposed to do with the bird. So, uh, he freed the turkey hoping his brother won't notice. That's only after the turkey left that a random spot of publicity reminds him he was supposed to cook the turkey. Well, shit. He runs to the nearest shop to buy another lmao.
Underfell Papyrus - Toriel insisted Undyne and him sit down and tell each other nice things because apparently, Thanksgiving is about being kind to others? Obviously, Edge doesn't like that, but Toriel makes sure that Frisk stays in the room so, if Undyne and him starts insulting each other, she will roast them alive instead of the turkey in the oven. Ew. He's disgusted and after a long two minutes of just staring, he tells Undyne she has nice fingers. Pfew. He did it. That was even more painful than fighting against Asgore. He feels sick actually.
Horrortale Sans & Papyrus - They organized a big Thanksgiving meal with all the monsters of the Underground on his farm. They do that each year, and it makes them feel a little better to see they are each year a little more than the precedent year. Monsterkind is slowly rebuilding and moving on. They also celebrate Gyftmas that day so they can all have more gifts at Christmas a month later. What, they're clever, don't be jealous.
Swapfell Sans - He prevents his brother from dying and that actually takes a lot of time. They are invited to share a meal with the Queen, but Rus... Rus thinks it's a good opportunity to tell the old bitch what he thinks of her, and alcohol definitely doesn't help. Toriel neither by the way, especially when she broke one of his brother's ribs because apparently, you have to break a wishbone or something on that day. Nox just wants to go home and sleep for three days, please.
Swapfell Papyrus - After Toriel breaks one of his ribs, Rus says that's ok because Thanksgiving is also about giving back. Then he punches her in the face. After that, he has to run the fastest turkey trot of his life because the Queen wants his head on a spit.
Fellswap Gold Sans - He's before all a business man so he goes shopping on Black Friday. Except he is merciless. Women, men, children, no one will stand between him and whatever he wants to buy. He's biting people's legs, throwing bones, and fistfighting everyone getting in the way. He doesn't need six televisions but he's still going to buy them just because he can!
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's all cozy in his room with the pumpkin pie he stole from the fridge, a big plaid and watching cliche Christmas movies in his bed and crying because that's so beautiful how Karen realized Jack-Sexy-Muscles was actually Santa Claus all along. He doesn't need more, really.
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floridazcrazy · 7 months ago
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F1 drivers as american high schoolers
Lando Norris
Absolute Nic fiend
Underclassmen thats friends w/ all the seniors/year 12s
Kid that stays yelling "HES GOTTA GUN" smh
Loud af 24/7 365
Female teachers buy him and his friends food iykwim
Snap score in the millions (wyll warrior)
Asks to use the bathroom and doesn't come back
Chronic Virginity rocks hoodie wearer
plays lacrosse ofc
Illegally parks in the senior parking lot (probs got his shit towed a few times lol)
"Need me a goth gf"
D1 fight recorder
Nearly got his ass jumped during a football game lmao
Carlos Sainz
Took spanish all 4 years for an easy A
Ran through but still calls girls bops (6mill snap score)
niche tiktok celeb from posting thirstraps
P.E tryhard "ARE YOU FUCKING SLOW CATCH THE BALL"
Always has ISS or saturday school from skipping classes
Practically lives in a nike tech
Hoco king
Him and Lando have joint custody over a shiesty
girls get into fights over him at 6:45 am during breakfast
Buzzballs are NOT safe near his ass
Hes a lettermen (shirtless dudes who have their chests painted individually with a letter to spell the schools nickname during football games, found in the front row waving the school flag)
follows livvy Dunne, Breckie hill etc... on his ig and denies it when his gf confronts him about it
George
IB kid (just wait till that burnout hits lmao)
Dual enrollment king
"I took Algebra in 6th grade" nobody gaf lil bro
Ppl think him and Alex are dating
In NHS and MUN
"Mrs you forgot to pick up the ho-"
Probs got jumped for snitching at one point or another lol
The guy who pregamed too hard b4 hoco and prom then threw up everywhere (this happened at my prom bruh)
DO NOT LET HIS ASS NEAR PINK WITNEY LMAO
Probs going to Fsu or ucf on a fullride scholarship
Gets posted doing some embarassing shit on his schools barstool page smh
Almost ran over a underclassman (Lando) while trying to do donuts in the parking lot
Alex Albon
"Ay my friend over there thinks youre cute" (the friend is George)
Does not not deny that hes dating George if asked
Him and Lando stay screaming in the football game student section
Teachers love him
Got posted on the school's confession page once
In danger of not graduating due to his absences
Surprisingly takes multiple ap classes
Plays water polo
"Man this school food fucking dogwater"
Will later be seen fucking up said school food like always
Helps vandalize the rival school during football season w/ yuki and Pierre (This shit ends up on the news lmao)
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real-fire-emblem-takes · 3 months ago
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Finally. Here is me rating how good the Golden Deer are at sex.
Claude - this is a man who is solid at sex. Capable in terms of skill, probably reasonably versatile. Maybe similar to Edelgard in that unless he trusts you a lot he's not letting his guard down enough to bottom. 8/10
Hilda - Idk why but I feel like it depends on your gender? I just feel like if you're a woman you'd have more fun than if you're a man. Despite a lot of the shit she does she very much so feels like a girl's girl and I think that extends to having sex with women. 8/10 for women 6/10 for men.
Lorenz - LMAO so he's a tryhard. Like Ashe and Ingrid. And Ignatz, who will come up later. But he's a tryhard in a completely different way. He is SO annoying in bed like he will NOT shut up. It comes from a good place, it's a whole lot of "is this good? Do you like this? Do you feel good?" only phrased more elegantly, and he genuinely does care, but he's very annoying about it. Also he got all of his knowledge of sex from secret yaoi smut he keeps under his bed and only reads at the dead of night so he has somewhat unrealistic expectations. 4/10
Marianne - she's... fine? I think she'd be fine enough as a sub (but you better be nice to her) and I can see her domming if she's able to build the confidence slowly. 6/10.
Ignatz - he's a tryhard. Somewhere between Ashe and Ingrid on it-- I think he's reasonably stiff at first but he warms up eventually... and that dex growth lol... So once he's fully into it he's probably decent! I think he leans towards either subbing or like, no power dynamics at all, but you can probably get him to dom. He'll just need about 10 months to prepare for it. He also probably stops to stare at you a lot which is flattering but really annoying after a while. 5/10 I think.
Raphael - Really not my type so I dunno but I think he'd be decent! Very enthusiastic and cares a lot about how you're feeling. Might occasionally do things too hard even though he's being very very careful but no serious injury would result from it (L Dimitri once again!) so you'd both be fine. Afterwards he keeps you in his arms just kinda hugging you real tight. 7/10.
Lysithea - I feel weird making sex headcanons about her even though this is obviously all timeskip. But like. I think she'd probably have read on the subject and insists that she take the lead then fumbles like immediately. But she'd get it together I think. 6/10.
Leonie - she'd be solid! Quick learner, good enough technical skill, enthusiastic, maybe somewhat concerningly nonchalant about the whole thing. There'd be some mistakes but you'd both laugh them off and have a good time! 8/10.
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grimfurbybitch · 11 months ago
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Zestious is great and I love all the fanworks surrounding it but I feel like we're ignoring the funniest possible way for this to go
Zestial having a FAT celebrity crush on Sir Pentious and being too nervous to say anything to him. Cuz like Sir Pentious, I love him but he is a fucking loser that no one respects
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He cannot flirt to save his unlife, like is this really the best he could do? Yes because he has NO rizz
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This is genuinely the picture that the news uses of him and the worst part of this is that he truly believes he looks good in this picture
Sir Pentious is a lame tryhard and fucking Zestial of all demons has a crush on him
Zestial the oldest overlord
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Zestial the overlord that people literally light themselves on fire at the mere sight of, is in love with THIS GUY
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THIS GUY
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THIS IS THE MAN THATS GOT THE OLDEST OVERLORD IN HELL DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!
and you just knoooooow that Carmilla is suffering because her bestie esteemed associate is pinning over a fucking loser.
Zestial won't just talk to Sir Pentious because he's scared of getting rejected lmao lacking intelligence and Zestial refuses to rush into anything. She has to bully convince him to give up and move on to someone better (ideal) or actually fucking confess to the man (less ideal but at least he won't be as lonely)
She'll warm up to Sir Pentious when they eventually start dating but until then she'll just be judging Zestial's awful taste in men
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allwormdiet · 5 months ago
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Sentinel 9.2
Hey Flechette, glad to have you aboard, please mind the bloodthirsty coworker
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Interesting way of greeting people, Sophia. At least she has the decency to apologize, eventually.
Also crazy good reflexes on Flechette, holy shit.
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Somehow I doubt she's going to only be stuck here for a month
Also God, Sophia is such a tryhard, it's kinda funny when she's not trying to kill somebody about it
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Fascinated by the idea that you can tell whether a cape is the type to run across rooftops by vibes.
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More exposition, this one to explain Flechette's power and the associated power ratings. With this, I get how she was able to wreck Leviathan's shit better than basically anyone else, "borks physics on projectiles" is a massive benefit. Girl's busted.
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Describing Brockton Bay as jerky, awkward, and demanding feels appropriate lmao
Also oh no why do the out of towners keep thinking they should connect with Shadow Stalker, she's like the least friendly one
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"Gotta wait for them to obviously commit a crime so we can swing in and kick them in the teeth" - definitely not a cop
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Oh yeah, no threat from tranquilizer bolts, except I guess the fucking broken glass that can get embedded in the flesh, Jesus Christ
This fight feels harsh, swift, these guys are going down fast and hard and there's already two nasty blows to the neck.
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Speaking of harsh and brutal, Jesus. Sophia really likes to make people hurt, huh?
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The restraint thing is cool, very Spider-Man, although hanging people upside-down for an extended period of time feels... dangerous.
Also yeah no kidding Sophia is too comfortable with violence
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So, I'm going to sidestep the ethical dilemma of "should someone who was very nearly victimized be allowed to kick the shit out of the people who almost did awful things to them" because I think that's a pretty delicate and complicated topic
What I'm going to focus on instead is "should government-employed superheroes deliberately allow the above to happen," and I'm pretty sure the answer is no? This is an interesting glimmer of sympathy from Shadow Stalker but it's coming at the cost of the physical health of people she's responsible for taking down; even if they're shitheads, even if they were going to try to rape that woman, it doesn't look any better for Shadow Stalker that they're brutalized any further than what it took to incapacitate them
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So how's it going trying to make a friend out of the girl that's your age
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Shadow Stalker literally calls herself a cop! She says it! And then she throws on "judge, jury, and executioner" just to really drive the point home! Protectorate heroes and Wards have the room to treat themselves as goddamn Judge Dredd in times of emergency, either because of tacit approval by their superiors or because of insufficient oversight! Both options are bad!
Flechette is smart enough to distance herself at least
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The only real rebuke against Shadow Stalker's whole deal is that nobody who knows her especially likes her
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Let's not shame a man for knowing things about dolls, hmm? We can do better than that
The detail about what a parian doll is is kinda neat though
Also very neat that she's a fashion student using her superpowers to make herself stand apart from her peers
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That could've gone really poorly, holy shit
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Goddamn, Parian takes this seriously.
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Well, glad she's finding someone to connect with at least, for all that Shadow Stalker was a bust.
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Being a conflict-avoidant parahuman has to fucking suck, good lord. No wonder Parian's on edge, she's acting as muscle for an entire group of survivors and probably on call the entire day, and she hates every second of it.
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And so a spark is struck.
Wonder why Parian is dressing up to look white. Further obfuscation of her identity? Makes as much sense as anything.
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At least Flechette is wringing some kind of benefit out of this ass assignment
Current Thoughts
Nice to more officially meet the both of these characters. Flechette seems nice and has a neat power, Parian seems nice and has a neat power. Wild to me that they're gonna be like, the token wlw couple in this story, there's already so much tension involving Taylor and other girls.
Shadow Stalker basically told on herself this chapter and will continue to tell on herself for the rest of the arc
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v-avav · 4 months ago
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Minthara my wifeeee <3
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my 6th try overall, I should practice drawing faces more often, I like the progress I've made
but still, I want to have a more stylized... style, tho I have a feeling it's gonna be harder for me than the semi/quarter/something realism style I got rn
click here for speedpiant!
colored ver + previous tries under the cut
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so yeah, I'm not too great at coloring, tho I think I should've used more than just the airbrush for this one, it doesn't look too bad tho, but could use more hard shadows
and the first tries
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this exercise was supposed to just be quick sketches like these, drawing my fav bg3 character so I could have more fun drawing, but also learn how to better draw faces
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now I went more into detail, it's better but messy, especially the right one look so stiff lmao
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now it got A LOT better, the left one was me tryharding a lot lmao (although the eyes made her look like a completely different character), so yeah, really went off with the quick sketch plan...
now I made a sketch, and then thin lineart on top of it, and gradually added more lineweight, and it the right one some shading
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here's also the ref I used <3
my biggest takes from this one are to carefully study the main features that make her recognizable (sharp eyes, nose shape etc), list out the mistakes you've made to keep them in mind in the next try, and to use photoshop tools more often to quickly fix small mistakes, instead of trying to redraw them 50 times lol
also to use flip canvas more, really makes you spot mistakes right out
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starlight-lesbians · 6 months ago
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Me! I'm gonna ask questions about the taco bell au!
What do they do on their off days?
OOH OOH OK
so during the day they’re all students at the local community college, so they see each other a decent amount outside of work already!
Dinah and Pearl are roommates and they’ll take nights off together to have movie nights and go get free taco bell from their partners/crushes
Belle and Tass are similar, they also live together and they’re neighbors w Dinah and Pearl. They have quiet study nights when they have time off together usually. Belle likes experimenting with different tea blends at work to find which one puts them to sleep the fastest after studying
Dinah and Greaseball super rarely get days off together since they’re like the de facto shift leads at their respective shops, but when they do, they’ll normally go out to a bar or something rather than stay home. I get the vibe they’re both pretty into parties
When Dinah has nights off to herself she makes herself margs and does her homework (cooking, she’s a culinary major) at literal lightning speed while listening to Kesha
Greaseball’s solo nights off are normally spent at sports practice or the gym, she’s a tryhard(/affectionate)
Pearl’s time off is mostly just studying at the Taco Bell to flirt with Rusty or the coffee shop to flirt with Electra (she’s an adorable menace, neither of them can focus on work)
Electra avoids everyone but Pearl and Rusty when they have time off, they’re like a ghost lmao. (They’re at the library working on electrical engineering homework or something)
Lumber and Porter literally always take their days off together bc they’re attached at the hip, they’re usually at the skate park
Hydra spends his days off getting high and annoying Tass at the coffee shop if he’s working
Slick does essentially the same thing except she’s bothering Belle and drinking way too much caffeine (she’s like two weeks behind on her schoolwork)
Belle just goes to bed early on her nights off, nuff said
Tass hangs out in the library quiet floor and reads usually
Rusty probably hangs out in the cafe most nights, partly on account of Electra and Pearl but also because Momma is there
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kairiscorner · 2 years ago
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hellooo,musta po kayo??. is it ok if you could right one of those Filipino!reader but hobie? if you can,,, thank youu!!
HI ANON, OKAY LANG PO, SANA OKAY LANG PO RIN KAYO /pos :>> MAAAAAAN YES, PLEASE, hobie would be the nightmare of all conservative filo parents frfr YES LET'S DO THIS 🫂🫂🫂
hobie brown x filipino reader
ngl, i think he'd intimidate a lot of your family members into silence if you bring him over to family dinners or get-togethers LMAO. like just seeing this tall boy with a bunch of piercings and unconventional clothing for guys his age would, yes, earn him a lot of stares, but he'd also kind of intimidate those tryhard male cousins you might have (you know the type, the wanna get jowas and emo sadboys ueueue).
despite how hobie looks like, he's actually super friendly to all your relatives, he doesn't judge by how they look, in fact he doesn't judge, he observes and bases his opinions of them from there. he always has something nice to say to your relatives, even if they might have a lot of criticisms to say about him.
that's the other reason you got together with him, actually. even if you have a lot of negative things to say or think about yourself, or internalized bad thoughts about who you are or look like from your family or peers, he always has kinder words that you deserve to hear and will consistently inconsistently (through other words, actions, and gifts) remind you of who you, the amazingly wonderful individual who came into his life, really are all the time.
i think he'd also be a wonderful cook. if you were assigned to take care of cooking for your family, he'd wordlessly just saunter over to you by the kitchen, lean against the door frame of the kitchen like the rizz master that he is, raise his eyebrows, smirk, and ask you, "need any help, mahal ko?"
if you say yes, he'd get right to work, doing what you ask of him in the most unconventional ways possible. he'd chop vegetables and meat so freaking fast man, and in SUCH NEAT SLICES. if he were on rice cooking duty, he'd probably make rice with the kawali in the traditional way because he doesn't believe in rice cookers when he has two functional and capable hands, a kawali, a fire, and you to watch over him. and surprisingly, the rice he makes is FUCKING AMAZING, IT HAS FLAVOR?????? A REALLY GOOD ASS FLAVOR????? LIKE YEAH???????
after dinner, he'd do the cleaning up with you, even if your parents will insist upon him not to do anything because he's a guest.
"pasensya na po, tito at tita, pero hindi po ako naniniwala na porket ako'y isang bisita, i'll be leaving all the work to my beloved. cheers."
he'd be fluent in tagalog or your local dialect, and when he talks to you, he loves switching up his accent from the dialect you speak to speaking in a cockney accent in fluent british english chockful of slang.
OH AND IF YOU HAVE LOUD ASS NEIGHBORS WHO SING KARAOKE EVERY NIGHT, MOFO WOULD GET THE HELL UP, HOOK UP HIS ELECTRIC GUITAR, AND AS MUCH AS YOU TRY TO DISCOURAGE HIM, HE'LL JAM THE FUCK OUT AT THEM TO RETALIATE TOWARDS THEIR LOUD KARAOKE SESSIONS LMAO
he also lives, breathes, and is lato-latoing. like when he caught you playing with the toy, he got interested and made one for himself. it's much louder than the plastic lato-latos being sold, so it makes a lot of racket. he plays it in the spider society HQ when things are too quiet or boring, he just whips it out and brags about how you're the real lato-lato master, not him.
he lato-latos when miguel is chewing out the members of the spider society after a bad mission or someone did something to piss him off. OR EVEN WHEN MIGUEL'S JUST ANNOUNCING SOMETHING OR ISN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING, AS LONG AS MIGUEL IS THERE, HOBIE WILL LATO-LATO, THAT IS HIS ROUTINE (of inconsistency).
he loves opm rock bands. he listens to eraserheads, itchyworms, AND ASIN. BRO, HE'D COLLECT ASIN CDS AND LISTEN TO THEM WITH YOUUUUUU.
you'd tell him he could just listen to them on spotify or youtube, but he says, "nahhh, i don't believe in spotify or youtube," and just listen to music with you, one earphone in the other's ear as he holds you close :>>>
HE LISTENED TO LIGAYA BY ERASERHEADS, AND WHEN YOU CAME INTO THE ROOM AS HE WAS BLASTING IT, HE TOOK YOU BY THE HAND AND STARTED DANCING TO YOU AND SINGING ALONG TO THE LYRICS <333
he isn't really very big on tradition, but if you wanted, he'd bust out his skills at the acoustic guitar and in a good old fashioned loverboy manner, HARANA YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM ALL OVER AGAIN <333
he has tried jollibee before per your request, and he liked it, but he made his own twist on it from food he's scrapped together that jollibee makes, and THUS HE SERVES YOU JOLLHOBIE. it tastes so good man fr, i'm a living witness.
i think the filipino foods he'd like a whole lot would be pork liempo, taho, leche flan, and halo-halo (the different kinds of ingredients in the halo-halo really makes me think of hobie bc of how versatile that dude is). but tbh, he doesn't really claim to have a favorite food, he just loves all the food you have to offer him and make him. YOUR VERSIONS OF LOCAL PINOY FOOD ARE HEAVENSENT TO HIM, HE EATS THEM UP SO QUICKLY AND CRAVES FOR MORE <333
he's super inconsistent, so it's not a surprise he'd call you all kinds of nicknames ;> like earth 42 miles, HE'D CALL YOU NICKNAMES FROM OTHER DIALECTS BC HE THINKS NO SINGULAR NICKNAME IS ENOUGH TO EXPRESS HOW DEAR YOU ARE TO HIM <333
he'd use multiple nicknames in one sentence when talking to you. "mahal, wanna go out tonight, pangga?", "aking sinta, i'd like to some attention right now, beh," "ang sarap ng lahat ng niluluto mo, mahal ko, i can't get enough of it, iniirog ko"
also if you had younger siblings or cousins, HE'D BE THEIR NUMBER ONE FAVE BABYSITTER. he lets them get away with a lot of things, but he never, ever endangers them. he promotes their learning and good behavior, but he doesn't teach them blind obedience.
if your younger siblings or cousins did the mano po to him, he'd appreciate it, but would rather prefer to be casual around them. but if it's in the kid's nature to do mano po, he'd let them do it all the time, he really respects your culture and wants to let you know that he loves it as a part of you, too.
a/n: in short, ginoong hobart brown is a green flag po <333
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memelzebub · 8 months ago
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hashed out some designs for jamacks crew and also made dave more dave shaped. sorry to the people who said the first dave was cute lmao
EDIT: heres the text on the last image under the readmore
For Kwat
- Mrs. Sartori's little sister (inspired by them sharing a va)
- Likes to carry Harris around like a baguette
- Also likes drama but is not one to stir the pot
For Harris
- Scrappy mf
- Constantly gets picked on
- Minds his damn business
For Mrs. Sartori
- If you're on her good side, she'll shower you with gifts and favors. Get on her bad side and expect the silent treatment.
- Ferocious temper. Never yells. She has before but no one lets things get that bad.
- Loves her little sister.
For Jamack
- Picks on Harris 24/7 but is always chummy with Kwat
- Is actually so fucking jealous of Kwat and Harris' close bond.
- Why does the Boss call you babygirl?
- Wherever he is, drama WILL find him. It will most likely kill him, too.
- Inauthentic tryhard era.
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