trying to figure out which guy ill romance but i can't figure out which one is gonna be a sub ):
They all look plenty toppable to me... Astarion is the fan-favorite, but you can also try Gale - have you seen him drain those magical atrifacts, down on his knees and gasping? You betcha that man can take a good pounding.
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Slimery rage demons...
.... what about them????????
- R
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything
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love loses once july begins
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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my egg just cracked a few months ago. i set up an appointment with a gender clinic, bought a binder and some men’s pants. started using he/him. and NONE of that has even come CLOSE to the gender euphoria i felt earlier today when i cleaned and fixed the pipes under my bathroom sink by myself. maybe my gender is Plumber
close enough, welcome back mario from super mario
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"Chat what do I do the guy I hate just confessed their unyielding love to me"
Pride and prejudice screenshot redraw but not really, I drew them like how I felt like it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
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