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d-criss-news · 5 years ago

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Members of the Film & TV Music community, made up of composers, songwriters, music editors, music supervisors, studio executives and more, are contributing their talents to SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LIVES: A CELEBRATION FOR THE FILM & TV MUSIC COMMUNITY, an online benefit event for MusiCares® COVID-19 Relief Fund. This specially produced program debuts June 25th, 2020, at noon pacific on YouTube, and will honor the talented people whose scores and songs transport, inspire, uplift and entertain us by creating the "soundtrack of our lives." The fun, delightful and heartfelt hour-long special will feature leading and iconic singers, composers, songwriters, actors, celebrity guests and others while celebrating glorious Film & TV Music moments with heart and humor. Donations to MusiCares® COVID-19 Relief Fund will be encouraged throughout the show.

"Thousands of music professionals and creators are struggling during this pandemic and remain in desperate need of assistance," says Debbie Carroll, Vice President Health and Human Services MusiCares®. "The continued support from the music community during these turbulent times has been heartwarming and inspiring. The power of music unites us all and gives us hope for better days ahead."

Over 75 film and television composers and songwriters, "From A to Z, Abels to Zimmer," will appear in this program. Collectively, this prestigious group has been nominated for 273 Grammys (with 87 wins), 216 Emmys (with 51 wins) and 136 Oscars (with 34 wins).

Confirmed performers and special guests include Sting, Catherine O'Hara, Ming-Na Wen, Patti LuPone, William Shatner, Elisabeth Moss, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Marla Gibbs, Jane Levy, Mandy Moore, Richard Kind, Alex Newell, Zachary Levi, Paul Reubens, Kiernan Shipka, Harvey Fierstein, Ginnifer Goodwin, Anika Noni Rose, Kasi Lemmons, Ted Danson, Auli'i Cravalho, Darren Criss, Drew Carey, Ray Romano, Holly Hunter, Reba McEntire, Bob Saget, Ken Page, Lucy Lawless, Mary Steenburgen, Dave Coulier, Kevin Smith, Peter Gallagher, Naomi Scott, Annie Potts, Clive Davis, Jodi Benson, Harvey Mason Jr., Susan Egan, Paige O'Hara, John Stamos, Andra Day and Rita Wilson.

Composers and songwriters participating include Michael Abels, Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Angelo Badalamenti, Glen Ballard, Lesley Barber, Nathan Barr, Tyler Bates, Jeff Beal, Marco Beltrami, Alan Bergman, Terence Blanchard, Jongnic Bontemps, Kathryn Bostic, Kris Bowers, Jon Brion, Nicholas Britell, Bruce Broughton, BT, Carter Burwell, Sean Callery, Joshuah Brian Campbell, Lisa Coleman, John Debney, Tan Dun, Fil Eisler, Danny Elfman, Charles Fox, Germaine Franco, Harry Gregson-Williams, Hildur Gudnadóttir, Alex Heffes, Joe Hisaishi, James Newton Howard, Justin Hurwitz, Ashley Irwin, Mark Isham, Steve Jablonsky, Amanda Jones, Laura Karpman, Christopher Lennertz, Joe LoDuca, Robert Lopez, Mark Mancina, Gabriel Mann, Clint Mansell, Dennis McCarthy, Bear McCreary, Alan Menken, Bruce Miller, John Murphy, Starr Parodi, Benj Pasek, Justin Paul, Daniel Pemberton, Michael Penn, Heitor Pereira, Rachel Portman, Mike Post, A. R. Rahman, Tim Rice, Lolita Ritmanis, Dan Romer, Anna Rose, Jeff Russo, Arturo Sandoval, Lalo Schifrin, Marc Shaiman, Teddy Shapiro, Richard M. Sherman, David Shire, Rob Simonsen, Mark Snow, Tamar-kali, Dara Taylor, Pinar Toprak, Brian Tyler, Nick Urata, Benjamin Wallfisch, Diane Warren, Mervyn Warren, Paul Williams, Austin Wintory, Alan Zachary, Geoff Zanelli, Marcelo Zarvos, David Zippel and Hans Zimmer.

Some highlights of the special include:

Members of the Film & TV Music community deliver heartfelt messages of hope, solidarity & encouragement.

"Musicians!" - a humorous musical tribute to the Film & TV Music community featuring Zachary Levi, Patti LuPone, Alex Newell, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Peter Gallagher and Harvey Fierstein.

Tony Award winner and Disney Legend Anika Noni Rose highlights the history of African American composers, songwriters and artists who have contributed to the Film & TV Music industry through the years.

Performers Danny Elfman, Catherine O'Hara, Paul Reubens and Ken Pagereunite to perform a song from the film The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Eight-time Academy Award winning composer Alan Menken performs his timeless song, "A Whole New World," alongside his daughter Anna Rose, introduced by Aladdin (2019) stars Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott.

Stars from beloved animated features step out from behind the microphone to lend their voices to inspirational messages, featuring Irene Bedard, Jodi Benson, Auli'i Cravalho, Holly Hunter, Mandy Moore, Susan Egan, Ginnifer Goodwin, Linda Larkin, Paige O'Hara, Annie Potts, Anika Noni Rose and Ming-Na Wen.

John Stamos hosts "Name That TV Tune!" with celebrity panelists including Elisabeth Moss, Drew Carey, Ray Romano, Eve Plumb, Reba McEntire, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Marla Gibbs, Lucy Lawless and Kevin Smith competing to identify famous TV themes.

Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist actor Jane Levy invites us into the dreamworld of her Extraordinary Soundtrack Playlist.

Various performers, including members of the original cast of La La Land, sing a parody version of "Another Day of Sun."

William Shatner explores how different scores can give the same film a different meaning as an exasperated director, played by Richard Kind, leads a composer in multiple directions for a short film starring Kiernan Shipkaand Christian Coppola.

Songwriter Paul Williams performs his classic song "The Rainbow Connection," from The Muppet Movie, joined by various special guests from the Film & TV Music community.

Tony- and Emmy-winner and seven-time Oscar® nominee Marc Shaimanperforms an original song tribute to end title sequences.

MusiCares® COVID-19 Relief Fund was created by MusiCares® to provide support to the music community during the pandemic crisis. The music industry has been essentially shut down with the cancellation of music performances, events, festivals, conferences and the many other live events that are the cornerstone of the shared music experience. Since the fund's establishment in March, over 14,000 clients have been served, with many more still needing help.

Show co-creator Peter Rotter says: "When the pandemic tragically hit our world and began to shut down our film music community, I felt that something needed to be done to help those who were in need of support and care. Through MusiCares® we have found the charitable vehicle that can come alongside our hurting musical family.

"Music has always played a role in history; reflecting both the subtle and monumental moments of our lives through its unique DNA. Music connects each of us, acting as a common thread of unification, opening the hearts of all people.

"Regardless of the color of one's skin, status or station in life, music powerfully breaks through boundaries as its message permeates deep within us; healing our human frailties and condition at our cores. Music is transformative and personal. It powerfully underscores our lives."

"Music has always helped transport, uplift and inspire us through wars, economic hardships, health crises and societal upheavals," says show co-creator, Richard Kraft. "When COVID-19 hit, it threatened the lives and livelihood of much of our Film & TV Music community. So, we decided to create an online special that both celebrates the soundtrack of our lives and benefits, via MusiCares®, the artists who create it."

Starting June 25th at noon pacific, watch the video on Youtube via Rolling Stone, Variety & GRAMMY's channels, as well as on www.soundtracklives.com. Donate at soundtracklives.com now!

#darren criss #broadway world #soundtrack of our lives benefit #press #upcoming events #june 2020

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monroecountypolitics · 7 years ago

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2017 General Elections

Elections in Monroe County 2017 COUNTY

Family Court Judge

Term : 10 Years Salary : $159,000 Currently held by : Joseph G Nesser (R-I-C) Candidates : Joseph G Nesser (R, C, WF, I, Ref)

Monroe County Sheriff Term : 4 Years Salary : $136,700 Currently held by : Patrick M O'Flynn (R-C-I) Candidates :

Todd Baxter (D) Patrick M O'Flynn (R, C, I, Ref)

County Legislator, 10th District (Pittsford, East Rochester, Brighton) Term : 4 Years Salary : $18,000 + committee bonuses Currently held by : Anthony J Daniele (R-C-I-RF) (Retiring) Candidates : Howard Maffucci (D, WF) Jason Rosenberg (R, C, I, Ref)

CITY

Mayor Term : 4 Years Salary : $140,861 Currently held by : Lovely A Warren (D) Candidates : Lovely A Warren (D, WE) Tony MIcciche (R, C, Ref) James M Sheppard (WF, I) NOT ACTIVELY RUNNING Alex White (G) Lori Thomas (The People’s Party)

City Court Judge (1 seat) Term : 10 Years Salary : $113,900 Currently Held by : Charles Crimi

Candidates : Charles Crimi (D, WF, I)

Rochester City Council At-Large (All 5 Seats) Term : 4 years Salary : $35,566 Currently held by : Loretta C Scott, President (D-I) Matt P Haag (D-W-I) Carolee A Conklin (D-I) Dana K Miller, Vice President (D-I) Jacklyn Ortiz (D-W-I) Candidates : Mitch Gruber (D) Malik Evans (D, WF) Jackie Ortiz (D, WF, I, WE) Willie Lightfoot (D) Loretta C Scott (D, WE) Mary Lupien (WF) No Longer Actively Running per interview on WXXI Shawn Dunwoody (WF) Pam Davis (WF) Andrew Hollister (R, C, Ref, Libertarian) Anthony Giordano (G) Ronald Ring (G) Chris Edes (Ref, Libertarian)

Commissioner of Schools (3 Seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $26,675 Currently held by : Van Henri White , President (D-W-I) Cynthia A Elliott , Vice President (D) Jose A Cruz (D-W-I) Candidates : Van Henri White (D, WF) Natalie Sheppard (D, WF, WE) Cynthia Elliott (D) Beatriz Lebron (WF, I)

Towns

Brighton

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $99,089 Currently held by : William W Moehle (D-W-I)

Candidates : Bill Moehle (D, WF, I) Unopposed

Clerk

Term : 2 Years Salary : $54,723 Currently held by : Daniel E Aman (D-W-I)

Candidates : Daniel E Aman (D-W-I) Unopposed

Council (2 Seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $22,608 Currently held by : Louise Novros (D-I) James R Vogel (D-I)

Candidates : Robin Wilt (D, WF, I, WE) James Vogel (D, WF, I) Unopposed

Chili

Supervisor

Term : 2 Years Salary : $91,571 Currently held by : David J Dunning (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Chris McCullough (D, WF) David Dunning (R, C, I, Ref)

Clerk Term : 2 Years Salary : $46,239 Currently held by : Virginia L Ignatowski (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Virginia Ignatowski (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Justice (1 seat) Term : 4 Years Salary : $37,233 Currently held by : Ronald G. Evangelista (R-C-W-I)

Candidates : Ronald Evangelista (R, C, WF, I, Ref) Unopposed

Town Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $17,715 Currently held by : Mary C Sperr (R-C-I) Mark L DeCory Appointed 1-4-16

Candidates : Mark DeCory (R, C, I, Ref) Mary Sperr (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Clarkson

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $22,150 Currently held by : Paul M Kimball (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Gerald Underwood (D, Common Ground) Paul Kimball (R, C, I, Ref)

Justice (1 seat) Term : 4 Years Salary : $15,237 Currently held by : Allyn S Hammel (R-C-I) (Retiring)

Candidates : Peter Selig (D, WF, Common Ground) Ian Penders (R, C, I, Ref)

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $7,651 Currently held by : Patrick M Didas (R-C-I) Allan T Hoy (R-C-I)

Candidates : Samantha Golden (D, WF, Common Ground) Theresa Alano (D, Common Ground) Allan Hoy (R, C, I, Ref) Patrick Didas (R, C, I, Ref)

Superintendent Highways Term : 4 Years Salary : $88,775 Currently held by : Robert M Viscardi (R-C-I)

Candidates : Robert Viscardi (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Gates

Supervisor (appoints Clerk for 2 yr term) Term : 2 Years Salary : $85,982 Currently held by : Mark W Assini (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : James Maher (D, WF) No Web Presence Mark Assini (R, C, I, Ref)

Justice (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $34,578 Currently held by : Peter P Pupatelli (R-C-I) Frank Cassara (R, C, I, Ref)

Candidates : Peter Pupatelli (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Frank Cassara (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $15,439 Currently held by : Larry A Cordero (R-C-I) David R Di Caro Appointed 1-4-16 (leaving)

Candidates : Tim Guillemete (D) Kesha Carter (D, WF, WE) Andrew Loughlin (R, C, I, Ref) Lee Codero (R, C, I, Ref)

Greece

Supervisor (appoints Clerk 4 yr) Term : 4 Years Salary : $124,070 Currently held by : William D Reilich (R-C-I)

Candidates : James Leary (D, WF) Bill Reilich (R, C, I, Ref)

Justice (4 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $??? Currently held by : Vincent B Campbell (R-C-I) Gino M Nitti (R, C, I) David M Barry Sr (R-C) Shannon O'Keefe-Pero (R, C, I, Ref)

Candidates : Gino Nitti (D) David Barry (R, C, I, Ref) Brett Granville (R, C, I, Ref) Vincent Campbell (R, C, I, Ref) Shannon O'Keefe-Pero (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence

Council Ward 1 Term : 2 Years Salary : $12,500 Currently held by : David M Barry Jr (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Mike Barry (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Council Ward 2 Term : 2 Years Salary : $12,500 Currently held by : Brett C Granville (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Rumella Cameron (D) Bill Murphy (R, C, I, Ref)

Council Ward 3 Term : 2 Years Salary : $12,500 Currently held by : Andrew J Conlon (R-C-I-RF) (Running for Receiver of Taxes)

Candidates : Josh Jensen (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Council Ward 4 Term : 2 Years Salary : $12,500 Currently held by : Diana M Christodaro (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Diana Christodaro (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Receiver of Taxes Term : 4 Years Salary : $??? Currently held by : Richard Antelli (R-C-I) (Retiring)

Candidates : Ryan Dell (D, WF, WE) Andrew Conlon (R, C, I, Ref)

Hamlin

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Eric G Peters (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Eric Peters, (R, C, I) Unopposed

Justice (1 seat) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Richard W Moffett (R-C-I)

Candidates : Richard Moffett (R, C, I) Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Jason M Baxter (R-C-I) Jennifer M Voelkl (R-C-I)

Candidates : Jason Baxter (R, C, I) Jennifer Voelkl (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Superintendent of Highways Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Steven J Baase (R-C-I)

Candidates : Steven Baase (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Henrietta

Supervisor (appoints clerk) Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : John “Jack” W Moore (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Stephen Schultz (D, WF) Jack Moore (R, C, I, Ref) Jeffrey Kueppers (Bright Future PP)

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Kenneth H Breese (R-C-I) Janet B Zinck (R-I) Retiring

Candidates : Michael Stafford (D, WF) Rob Barley (D, WF) John Howland (R, C, I, Ref) Kristine Demo-Vasquez (R, C, I, Ref) William Wu (Bright Future PP) No Web Presence

Irondequoit

Supervisor (appoints clerk) Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : David A Seeley (D-C-W-I)

Candidates : David Seeley (D, C, WF, I) Christopher Burns (R, Ref)

Justice (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Joseph J Valentino (D-C-W-I) Joseph T Genier (D-C-I)

Candidates : Joseph Valentino (D, C, WF, I) No Web Presence Joseph Genier (D, C, I) Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Peter Wehner Lorie Barnum (D-W-I)

Candidates : Peter Wehner (D, C, WF, I) Kimie Romeo (D, WF, I, WE) Gregory Devlin (R, Ref) William Morse (R, Ref)

Mendon

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : John D Moffitt (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : John Moffitt (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Clerk Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : James P Merzke (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : James Merzke (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Justice (1 seat) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Cara M Briggs (R-C-I)

Candidates : Cara Briggs (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Cynthia M Carroll (R-C-I) John L Hagreen (R-RF)

Candidates : Erin Kehaley-Corr (D, Mendon Conservation) Terry Daniele (D, WF, Mendon Conservation) John Hagreen (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Cynthia Carroll (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence

Superintendent of Highways Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : William E Smith (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : William Smith (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Ogden

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Gay H Lenhard (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Gay Leonard (R, C, I) Unopposed

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : David A Murante (R-C-I)

Candidates : David Murante (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Thomas J Uschold (R-C-I) Thomas J Cole (R-C-I)

Candidates : Thomas Uschold (R, C, I) No Web Presence Thomas Cole (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Superintendent of Highways Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : David H Widger (R-C-I)

Candidates : David Widger (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Parma

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : James M Smith (R-C-I-RF) retiring

Candidates : Jack Barton (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Clerk Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Donna K Curry (R-C-I) Retiring

Candidates : Carrie Webster (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : James Roose (R-C-I) Daniel W Barlow Appointed 12-30-15

Candidates : Daniel Barlow (R, C, I) No Web Presence James Roose (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council 2 year term Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Richard Wilt

Candidates : Richard Wilt (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Superintendent of Highways Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Brian F Speer (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Brian Speer (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Penfield

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : R. Anthony LaFountain (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Tony LaFountain (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Clerk Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Amy M Steklof (R-C-I)

Candidates : Amy Steklof (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : James P. Mulley Jr. (R-C-I)

Candidates : Jim Mulley (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Paula C. Metzler (R-C-I) Andrew G. Moore (R-C-I)

Candidates : Paula Metzler (R, C, I, Ref) Andy Moore (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Perinton

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Michael “Mike” G Barker (R-C-I)

Candidates : Mike Barker (R, C, I) Unopposed

Clerk Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Jennifer A West (R-C-I)

Candidates : Nora Tuthill-Glueck (D, WF, WE) Jennifer West (R, C, I)

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Michael H Arnold (R-C-I)

Candidates : Michael Arnold (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Margaret S Havens (R-C-I) Ciaran T Hanna (R-C-I)

Candidates : Matthew Brown (D, WF, WE) Josh Foldare (D, WF, WE) Ciaran Hanna (R, C, I) Peg Havens (R, C, I)

Pittsford

Supervisor (appoints clerk) Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : William A Smith Jr (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : William Smith (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Justice (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : John E Bernacki Jr (R-C-W-I)

Candidates : John Bernacki (R, C, WF, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats) Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Hon Mary G Doyle (R-C-I) Hon Jared C Lusk (R-C-I)

Candidates : Stephanie Townsend (D, WF, WE) Kevin Beckford (D, WF, WE) Mary Doyle (R, C, I, Ref) Jared Lusk (R, C, I, Ref)

Riga

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Brad O'Brocta (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Brad O'Brocta (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Clerk Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Kimberly A Pape (D-OL)

Candidates : Kimberly Pape (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : James M Fodge (R-C-I) Deborah S Campanella (R-C-I)

Candidates : Stan Main (D, WF) Deborah Campanella (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence James Fodge (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence

Superintendent of Highways Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : David L Smith (R-C-I)

Candidates : David Smith (R, C, I) No Web Presence Unopposed

Rush

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Cathleen M Frank (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Cathleen Frank (R, C, I) Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Rita D McCarthy (R-C) Gerald W Kusse (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Gerald Kusse (R, C, I) Rita McCarthy (R, C, I) Unopposed

Sweden

Supervisor Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Robert A Carges (R-C-I-RF) Retiring

Candidates : Kevin Johnson (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Clerk Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Karen M Sweeting (R-C-I)

Candidates : Karen Sweeting (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Unopposed

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Kevin G Johnson (R-C-I) Running for Superisor

Candidates : Anthony Perry (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Robert L Muesebeck (R-C-I) Danielle L Windus-Cook (R-C-I)Leaving

Candidates : Walter Borowiec (D) No Web Presence Susan Smith (D, WF) No Web Presence Robert Muesebeck (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Patricia Hayes (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence

Webster

Supervisor (appoints Clerk) Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Ronald W Nesbitt (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : John Hutchings (D, WF) Ronald Nesbitt (R, C, I, Ref)

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Thomas J DiSalvo (R-C-I)

Candidates : Thomas DiSalvo (R, C, I, Ref) Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Patricia T Cataldi (R-C-I) Barry A Deane (R-C-I)

Candidates : Megan Thompson (D, WE) Patricia Cataldi (R, C, I, Ref) Barry Deane (R, C, I, Ref)

Wheatland

Supervisor (appoints Clerk) Term : 2 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Linda M Dobson (R-C-I-RF)

Candidates : Linda Dobson (R, C, I) Unopposed

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Nicole E Bayly-Henshaw (R-C-I)

Candidates : Nicole Bayly-Henshaw (R, C, WF, I) Unopposed

Council (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Edward Shero (R-C-I) Hon Lisa J Wasson (R-C-I)

Candidates : Edward Shero (R, C, I) Lisa Wasson (R, C, I) Unopposed

Superintendent of Highways Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Howard C Hazelton (R-C-I)

Candidates : Howard Hazelton (R, C, I) Unopposed

East Rochester

Justice (1 seat)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : David Bonacchi

Candidates : David Bonacchi (R, C, WF, I Ref) Unopposed

Village Trustee (2 seats)

Term : 4 Years Salary : $ Currently held by : Amy Monachino retiring Ted Connors

Candidates : Mark McDermott (D, G, WF) No Web Presence Katherine Steely Hennelly (D, WF) Kelley Swagler (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence Ted Connors (R, C, I, Ref) No Web Presence

#pinned #election #monroe county

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pcwpolwrestling · 6 years ago

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Progressive Alliance Says No to Trump/Elizabeth Warren Has a Beer: PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN

Tonight on Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN -The shutdown continues. -Nancy Pelosi adjourns Executive Committee meeting early leaving American Patriots wondering what’s going on. -PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill announces Heartland Title Tournament Semi-Finals. -Elizabeth Warren has a beer at the show. -New Universal PCW Champion Ray McAvay speaks.

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[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Blue background. The top of the Capitol Building occupies the left hand side of the television screen.

Centered in the middle of the screen: “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.”]

P-SPAN Announcer (off screen): The P-SPAN Network bring you long-form public affairs programming from the nation’s capital and are a public service of…

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Logos of twenty three different cable and satellite television companies replace the Capitol Building and P-SPAN graphic.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): …your television provider.

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Returns to the blue background with the top of the Capitol Building occupying the left hand side of the television screen with “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.” centered in the middle of the screen.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): P-SPAN. The Political Channel.

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Johnny Suave (voiceover): This week, the Progressive Alliance’s Nancy Pelosi took over the President’s role in the PCW Executive Committee and demanded PCW CEO Donald Trump drop his security plan in order to end the shutdown of the Blue and Red Brand shows.

Cut to: Thursday January 3rd – Washington D.C. Nancy Pelosi (CA-Progressive Alliance) stands behind a podium with Chuck Schumer (NY-Progressive Alliance).

Major players in the Progressive Alliance stand in the background. Pelosi promises to lead an Executive Committee that delivers results for the people, opens up opportunities for PCW’s wrestlers and lifts up their lives.

Was the rest of the Progressive Alliance on board?

Rashida Tlaib (MI-Progressive Alliance): We’re going to impeach that mother *BLEEP* (that would be PCW CEO Donald Trump)

Adam Schiff (CA-Progressive Alliance): We’re going to indict that mother *BLEEP* (also PCW CEO Trump)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-Progressive Alliance): I just want to buy everyone groceries…with PCW’s money…of course. But Dawn McGill refuses to and said mean things about me.

Pelosi also again reiterates that the Progressive Alliance will not agree to CEO Trump’s security enhancements and demand that he sit down and work with them to end the shutdown.

Nancy Pelosi: We will not agree to upgrade security. It’s not happening. It’s time to end Trump’s shutdown and reopen the Blue and Red Brand shows for our fans.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Fast forward to the Blue Brand scheduled shows in Providence, Rhode Island and Buffalo, New York this weekend.

Cut to: Dunkin Donuts Center – Providence RI The arena is empty. On the scoreboard, “Welcome Blue Brand Show!”

Cut to: Keybank Center – Buffalo, NY The arena is also empty. On the scoreboard, “Welcome Blue Brand Show!”

Johnny Suave (v/o): The Red Brand scheduled shows in Birmingham, Alabama and Nashville, Tennessee.

Cut to: Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex – Birmingham, AL The arena is empty. On the scoreboard, “Welcome Red Brand Show!”

Cut to: Bridgestone Arena – Nashville, TN The arena is also empty. On the scoreboard, “Welcome Red Brand Show!”

Johnny Suave (v/o): Early on January 4th, Pelosi, Schumer, and the Executive Committee sat down and got to work on finding a solution to end the shutdown.

Cut to: The Executive Committee Room – Washington D.C. Pelosi moves to adjourn for the weekend. Steny Hoyer (MD-Progressive Alliance) seconds. The Progressive Alliance quickly stands and streams out the door as fast they can leaving a confused and bewildered American Patriot Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA-American Patriots) looking at the American Patriots in the room.

Kevin McCarthy: Hey! Where’d everyone go? Does anybody know what’s going on?

Johnny Suave (v/o): Apparently, the American Patriots have no clue what’s going on.

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PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN Sunday January 6th, 2018 Taped January 5th at the Landon Arena Topeka, Kansas

Announcers: “The Voice of PCW” Johnny Suave ‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder

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The camera pans around the arena. Everyone is on their feet and chanting: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”

Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Extreme Political TV.

Crowder complains about the opening and how it depicts the Progressive Alliance.

Colleen Crowder: Our narrative is that the shutdown is all Donald Trump’s fault plus it’s wrong that PCW Heartland owner Dawn McGill gets to run her shows while the PCW Blue and PCW Red Brand shows…bigger shows…are forced to stay home.

Suave notes that Professor McCarthy from Berkeley, California did follow through on his vow to protest at all three PCW Heartland house shows this weekend. Also protesting at the Friday night Tulsa, Oklahoma show, several wrestlers from the PCW Blue Brand.

Cut to: Professor McCarthy Protests Earlier in the night, Professor McCarthy, joined by the Green World Order (Peta from PETA, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick, the Young Jerks (Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and Anna- the foul-mouthed sidekick), the Deep State (One and Two), Emily S. List, and Codee Pink stand outside the Black River Coliseum.

PCW Heartland owner Dawn McGill walks by. The Professor and his Flock start yelling all kinds of nasty invectives at her. McGill rolls her eyes and flips them off as she enters the arena.

Colleen Crowder: Now, was that really necessary?

Johnny Suave: I don’t know. Was it necessary for McCarthy and his goons to shout at Dawn like that?

Colleen Crowder: Yes. That’s freedom of speech.

Suave turns and flips off Crowder. She’s offended and demands an apology.

Johnny Suave: Nope, that’s freedom of speech too.

DAWN McGILL ADDRESSES THE PCW FAITHFUL Dawn’s in the ring and she welcomes everyone to PCW. She says it’s taken a year and a half to get back from when the Establishment took PCW off the air in May 2017 and talks about the hard work that’s gone on behind the scenes to get to tonight. Dawn wants to reiterate something she said over a year and half ago.

Dawn McGill: I said this on May 14th, 2017 and it holds true today. Paul Ryan or Kevin McCarthy whoever in charge there don’t get it. Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer don’t get it. I still wonder sometimes if Donald Trump actually gets it. But let me make this clear to the Establishment…PCW is not here for you. PCW is not here for the Sports Entertainment Corporation and CSPN. PCW is not here for the American Patriots. PCW is not here for the Progressive Alliance. PCW is here for…YOU…the fans. We don’t need the American Patriots. We don’t need the Progressive Alliance. All we need to succeed is you…and your support.

McGill then announces that because of the injury to former champion William Daniels Bryan a Heartland title tournament is being held to crown a new champion. She explains that tournament matches have already taken place at last night’s house show and tonight is the semi-finals. Match one will be Jack Fraiser versus Average Joe. Match two will be SNAFU versus a surprise entrant.

Johnny Suave: And Jack Fraiser versus Average Joe will be right after these messages.

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Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the first match.

Jack Fraiser AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan FIN: Canadian Crusher Valet: ‘Oootlander Blaire Rendell

The video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters the source of the voice. He is dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you? And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Average Joe (Perfectly Average Company) AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH FIN: Average Slam MGR: Tequila Sheila

Then Average Joe comes out with his valet Tequila Sheila.

*Tequila Sheila- Bobby Bare*

Shelia sashays down the aisle to the ring.

‘Pour me another…tequila…’

Sheila spins around as the crowd shouts out: ‘SHEILA!’

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MATCH #1: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe Semi-Final of the Heartland Title Tournament They come out quick, working counters and end in a standoff. Fraiser hits a dropkick and drives Average Joe to the floor. They brawl a bit. Both Rendell and Tequila Sheila get involved and eventually the action goes back to the ring. Back in and Average Joe hits an Average Slam. He covers for 2 but Rendell makes the save. Average Joe with uppercuts, chops, and then a back breaker for 2. Average Joe lays in strikes, but Fraiser fires up and they trade strikes. Fraiser hits a hurricanrana. Average Joe rolls to the floor. Fraiser follows with a moonsault to the floor.

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

Back in and Fraiser hits a missile dropkick and rolls into a German for 2. Average Joe counters the Canadian Crusher, but Fraiser follows with kicks. Average Joe counters by low bridging Fraiser, and follows with a head kick. Body slam countered into a cradle by Fraiser for 2. Fraiser hits another slam but Average Joe kicks out at 2. Fraiser heads up top, but Average Joe crotches him and leaves him in the tree of woe. Average Joe gets a chair and dropkicks it into Fraiser’s face. Fraiser tries to roll out. Average Joe pulls him back in. Fraiser fights him off and hits a double stomp. Average Joe kills Fraiser with a lariat. Average Slam is countered and Fraiser hits a cradled tombstone for a near fall. Average Joe fires back with kicks. Average Joe again looks for an Average Slam and Fraiser counters. He hits the Canadian Crusher. Cover. One…two…three.

WINNER: Jack Fraiser @ 12:33 (8:30 shown on TV)

Johnny Suave: Jack Fraiser gets his biggest PCW win yet. Good back and forth battle but Fraiser is able to counter Average Joe’s Average Slam and hits his finisher to go through to the finals.

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ELIZABETH WARREN- 1/1024TH ORDINARY PERSON Back from the break, the camera pans up to where Elizabeth Warren (MA-Progressive Alliance) is sitting in the crowd. She’s having a beer and talking with the people surrounding her.

Suave is a little cynical about Warren showing up at the show. Crowder sticks up for her.

Colleen Crowder: All Elizabeth Warren is doing is trying to show that she’s an ordinary person…no different than anyone else.

Johnny Suave: Really now.

Colleen Crowder: She’s just like everyone else.

Johnny Suave: Oh? Because most ordinary people pretend to be a member of a protected class in order to gain preferential treatment at one of the world’s most prestigious universities.

Crowder immediately objects and calls Suave’s response ‘sexist.’

Johnny Suave: Warren is one…one thousand twenty-fourth of an ‘ordinary person.’

Offended, Crowder jumps up from her chair and storms off in a huff.

Suave introduces the replay of new Universal PCW Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay winning the title at PCW Extreme Election Night 2018.

REPLAY: End of the Universal PCW Title Match: Ray McAvay vs. Kirk Walstreit PCW Extreme Election Night 2018

[McAvay slaps on an inverted face lock…hooks the arm…and pulls backwards and up.]

Johnny Suave: DRAGON SLEEPER!

[Dark and Stormy end the striptease. The SEC’s Blackwell, Banks, and Tanaka climb into the ring. Les Miserables’s General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen throw themselves at the SEC. Walstreit starts to fade. Several other members of the Les Miserables hit the ring and attack Blackwell, Banks, and Tanaka.]

Johnny Suave: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE! WE’VE GOT PEOPLE IN THE RING AND McAVAY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

[Walstreit’s arm goes limp. McAvay breaks the hold…puts Walstreit’s head between his legs…and hits a sit-down powerbomb.]

Johnny Suave: McGILL BOMB!

[McAvay rolls him up. One…two…THREE!]

Johnny Suave: HE’S DONE IT!

Do You Hear the People Sing?’ – Les Miserables

‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay walks out accompanied by his wife Stacee (Dark) Perry- one half of the famed West Texas Adult Entertainment duo Dark and Stormy. Paige ‘Stormy’ Reynolds also walks out. Bert the Janitor comes out fourth. Also joining them, General DeBauchery- who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously, Al Cahall- sporting six pack abs…oh…that’s a six pack in front of his abs. And then there’s man smoking a cigarette in violation of several anti-smoking ordinances…which is par for the course- Nic Koteen.

McAvay holds up the Universal PCW Title belt as the procession makes its way to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Ray McAvay, in his first match back after being on the shelf for ten months, stunned everyone by walking out of Extreme Election Night 2018 as the Universal PCW Champion.

Flanked by the Les Miserables, McAvay gets a standing ovation. He thanks everyone and promises to be the people’s Universal PCW Champion.

Ray McAvay: The wrestlers of the PCW Red and Blue Brands are sitting at home right now because the Progressive Alliance and the American Patriots can’t agree on anything. We are here in Topeka, Kansas this afternoon because we are here for you. Mr. McMann, the American Patriots, the Progressive Alliance, Professor McCarthy and his Flock with their agendas, they don’t get it. They clearly are doing this for fame, money, power, and ego. I’m wrestling for the fans. I’m wrestling for people like the former Intel employee. I’m wrestling for the people who paid their hard earned income to come here tonight. I’m wrestling for folks like you. I’m not in this for personal fame or glory. I’m in this to entertain. To help people forget real life for a couple of hours. I have my own way- the McAvay way- what I can say? And my way is different from most professional wrestlers. I’m an average schmuck. I show up. Punch in. Shut up. And get to work. My job is to go out to the ring and put on the best show possible for the fans. I’m-

Charlie Blackwell (interrupting): Ray, Ray, Ray.

One half of the Universal PCW Tag Team Champions ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell walks out followed by a CSPN film crew.

Johnny Suave: Charlie Blackwell is a former member of the Les Miserables who sold out to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Corporation.

Blackwell mock congratulates McAvay on the win and is not surprised he is still ‘slumming’ with the Les Miserables.

Charlie Blackwell: Ray, I left the Les Miserables because I wanted to get paid. Pandering to the common people doesn’t get you paid. That’s why I’m with the SEC now. And now that I’m getting paid, I’m turning my attention towards something you have- the Universal PCW Title.

Blackwell throws out a challenge to the new champion and declares that once the PCW Red and Blue shows start up again, he’ll be coming for the belt.

Charlie Blackwell: Until then, you’ll never see me, Charlie Wrestling, in a substandard dump like this ever again.

Blackwell is booed off the stage.

Johnny Suave: The main event is next!

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Suave goes right to the ring for the main event.

Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the main event.

*’Feel Invincible’- Skillet*

E.J. Flack leads SNAFU out to the stage.

E.J. Flack: Ladies and gentlemen, forget about ‘rowing the boat.’ Sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

Flack pauses for dramatic effect.

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

SNAFU AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown FIN: American Facebuster

Then Kimber presents SNAFU’s opponent.

*‘No Smoke Without a Fire’ – Bad Company*

The crowd explodes when ‘The One Man American A-List’ Stone Chism, fresh from being released by the PCW Blue Brand, walks out on stage. The same Stone Chism who was unceremoniously dumped out of the Progressive Alliance earlier in the week.

Colleen Crowder has a stroke when she sees Chism on stage.

Colleen Crowder: What is this Progressive Alliance reject doing here? He doesn’t belong here. He couldn’t cut it with the PA and was fired. Discharged. Bye-bye.

‘The One Man American A-List’ Stone Chism HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Hollywood, CA FIN: American Blockbuster

Chism climbs in the ring and raises his arms.

Johnny Suave: Dawn McGill did a fair amount of business bringing Stone Chism permanently into PCW Heartland.

Colleen Crowder: The Progressive Alliance determined he wasn’t good enough for the PCW Blue Brand and that’s good enough for me.

Johnny Suave: Right. A former PCW Champion and a two time PCW Television Champion isn’t good enough.

Colleen Crowder: That’s how I’m reporting it.

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MAIN EVENT: ‘The One Man American A-List’ Stone Chism vs. SNAFU Semi-Final of the Heartland Title Tournament

[The referee calls for the bell.]

Johnny Suave: And here we go.

[Collar and elbow tie up. Both men circle and look for position. Flack claps his hands and tries to get the crowd going.]

E.J. Flack: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

[Chism whips SNAFU into the ropes. SNAFU ducks under and hits the ropes. Chism whiffs on the return. SNAFU stops…slaps Chism. They lock up again…Chism pulls hair and SNAFU slaps him again.]

Colleen Crowder: Chism’s pulling the hair. That’s cheating and another reason why he should have been fired from the Progressive Alliance.

[Chism gets pissed and slaps him back. He teases an American Blockbuster…SNAFU rolls from the ring…]

Johnny Suave: Both wrestlers are struggling to gain the advantage in this match up to this point.

Colleen Crowder: The guy who ‘Narfles Garthoks’…and I still maintain that’s sexist in some shape or form…needs to get moving and take this Hollywood Judas out. Chism let down an entire class of people whose main purpose in life is to make our lives happy by entertaining us.

Johnny Suave: And make millions upon millions of dollars and enjoying all the perks and privileges that come with having lots of money.

4th MINUTE […SNAFU escapes from a wristlock. Chism cradles him for the cover.]

[One…]

[Two…SNAFU kicks out.]

[Chism attacks the knee. He goes for a knee bar but SNAFU makes the ropes. SNAFU and Chism exchange strikes. SNAFU hits a running knee strike and then a back breaker. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…Chism powers out. Coach Flack claps his hands at ringside.]

E.J. Flack: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

[Chism sends SNAFU to the floor. He follows. Then Chism lifts and suplexes SNAFU on the apron. SNAFU tries a desperation drop kick from the apron. Chism sidesteps…pulls him up…and slams him onto the broadcast table.]

5th MINUTE [Chism pulls a table out and throws it into the ring. He drags SNAFU back in and drapes him over the table. Chism climbs to the top turnbuckle…]

Johnny Suave: Chism going airborne!

Colleen Crowder: Someone stop him!

[…and puts SNAFU through the table.]

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

[Chism hooks the legs.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…]

Johnny Suave: NO! SNAFU just got the shoulder up in time.

Colleen Crowder: You know, I take that back. Stone Chism does belongs here. While the PCW Blue Brand performs in the best facilities and travel in luxury, Chism can bus from show to show in Dawn McGill’s traveling flea circus.

[Chism lays in the chops. SNAFU fights back and hits a flying forearm. Rights by SNAFU and then a dragon screw. Coach Flack slides a chair in. *WHAP* SNAFU blasts Chism with the chair. He then surfboards the chair and kicks it in Chism’s face. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…Chism kicks out.]

6th MINUTE [SNAFU hits a dropkick. Body slam. Legdrop. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…again Chism kicks out.]

[SNAFU on the offensive but Chism cuts him off. SNAFU misses clothesline. Chism belly to belly suplexes SNAFU and holds with the shoulders on the mat…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[SNAFU gets the shoulder up late again. Flack calls SNAFU over and he spills to the floor.]

Johnny Suave: Good move by SNAFU. Regroup. Refocus.

[SNAFU gets instructions and advice from Flack. He rolls back in and another lock up…]

Johnny Suave: This has been a good one between Chism and SNAFU. I almost think Chism is better in this element than he was at PCW Blue.

Colleen Crowder: PCW Blue…and even Red…are superior to anything that goes on down here.

Johnny Suave: I’m going to disagree with that.

Colleen Crowder: Look at the money the wrestlers make. Look at the venues the wrestlers work at. This is why PCW CEO Trump needs to drop this whole ‘security enhancement’ idea and get the big time wrestlers back to work.

Johnny Suave: Bigger ain’t necessarily better. And stop parroting Mr. McMann’s talking points.

10th MINUTE […Chism and SNAFU trade strikes in the middle of the ring. SNAFU flings himself to the ropes and fires across the ring. Chism evades the high crossbody and SNAFU nearly decapitates himself in the ropes. Chism lays in knee strikes. He pulls SNAFU off the ropes and sets him up for a delayed vertical suplex. Vertical suplex. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thre…oh wait. E.J. Flack is talking to the referee.]

Johnny Suave: Flack makes the last ditch save!

E.J. Flack: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Colleen Crowder: Come on SNAFU!

[Chism gets heated with the referee and claps his hands three times in quick succession.]

11th MINUTE [Flack again slides a chair into the ring. SNAFU grabs it and raises the chair to strike. Chism hits a standing drop kick and bends SNAFU over. He then DDT’s SNAFU onto the chair.]

Colleen Crowder: NO!

[Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…SNAFU somehow gets a shoulder up at the last possible second.]

[Chism pulls SNAFU to his feet and lifts him into a vertical suplex position. But this time, he drops to the mat driving SNAFU head first to the mat.]

Johnny Suave: AMERICAN BLOCKBUSTER!

Colleen Crowder: It was better when it was the Hollywood Blockbuster!

[Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: HE’S DONE IT! THE ONE MAN AMERICAN A-LIST HAS DEFEATED SNAFU AND HE WILL WRESTLE JACK FRAISER NEXT WEEK FOR THE PCW HEARTLAND TITLE!

WINNER: ‘The One Man American A-List’ Stone Chism @ 11:22

Crowder is unhappy with the result.

Post match, Chism gets on the microphone and tells the PCW faithful he’s glad to be there.

Stone Chism: I was tired of being something I wasn’t. I don’t agree with Hollywood values. I’d rather be here with people like you than to be around a bunch of fake, phony, plastic people- OOOOF…

Johnny Suave: IT’S ‘MR. HOLLYWOOD’ KEVIN DANIELS!

Out of nowhere, Daniels runs down and tackles Chism in the ring.

Colleen Crowder: GET HIM! GET HIM!

Daniels and Chism roll around the ring trying to throw punches. The referee tries to get in between the two and gets shoved away.

The crowd buzzes as several more people race down.

Johnny Suave: HERE WE GO! IT’S THE GREEN WORLD ORDER AND THE YOUNG JERKS!

The GWO (Peta from PETA, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and PeaceNick), the Young Jerks (Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and their foul-mouthed sidekick Anna), Emily S. List, and Codee Pink hit the ring. Professor McCarthy from Berkley, California directs traffic from the outside.

Professor McCarthy: SHOUT HIM DOWN! SHUT HIM DOWN!

They swarm all over Chism and the One Man American A-List is overwhelmed. Then…

Johnny Suave: HERE COMES RAY McAVAY! AND THE LES MISERABLES!

McAvay clocks McCarthy from behind and decks the Professor. McAvay, General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen climb into the ring and brawl with the GWO and the Young Jerks. They are joined seconds later by the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis with Regina McGill).

Johnny Suave: …AND RAH AND HALITOSIS!

The end credits start to roll.

Johnny Suave: HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH NEXT WEEK! SEE YOU THEN…

[‘Trumpet Concerto No. 2 in D major – 3 Allegro assai’ begins to play in the background and P-SPAN quickly cuts away to another political event.]

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noelfishermuses-archive · 8 years ago

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yall so the muses i havent added to my page yet are;

(tw for incest? idk valentino is a bad dude so ignore him)

leon stone -- miles teller (package deal with hudson cooke) -- cheating types of plots mostly -- heterosexual

leonora wade -- jessica parker kennedy fc - damaged af - super problematic parents - pansexual

lilianna poole -- annasophia robb - actual princess - sweet as pie - gaygaygaygay

lily cohen -- taylor momsen - likes old books a lot - lives in a shitty apartment - bisexual

lina cameron -- alexandra daddario - mom is connected to russian mob - annoying half brother - asexual

lincoln sharpe -- taron egerton - has a gay twin (logan, who i forgot to put on here. whatever) - tattoos. fights a bunch. - hetero

lip watson -- hunter parrish - ONE OF THE WATSON BOYS. MY BABIES. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. - heterosexual

luciano deveraux -- pierson fode fc - product of his mother’s sexual assault - hs his pos dad - gay

lucinda wilkes -- barbara palvin fc - SWEET ANGEL FROM THE BIBLE BELT SEARCHING FOR AN URCHIN WHO CAN GIVE HER IDEALS - hetero

lydia reynolds -- taylor warren - loner af. probably a serial killer tbh - homo

maria desenclos -- ana de armas - abusive boyfriend. needs an escape. english is a second language - heterosexual

marquis shay -- eiza gonzalez fc - taxi driver. has a kid somewhere but who know. trash queen. - bi

matthew schultz -- taron egerton - HAS A DADDY KINK OKAY. mean af - hetero

michael wysocki -- ian somerhalder - abusive af drug dealer. human garbage. love him pls - pan

mirza feldman -- josh dun - married and divorced by 22. h8s people. loves food. - pan

monica wade -- zoe kravitz fc - actual weirdo. parents own a funeral home. obsessed with death. jewish af. bi

nathaniel price -- dylan o brien - saves street kids religiously. gay af.

nicole varanni -- barbara palvin - spoiled chick who doesnt understand what working is. - homo

niels baker -- stephen james fc - TATTOOED TROUBLEMAKER FROM LOUISANA - bi

noah brooks -- dylan obrien fc - gay af. rude af.

oliver veres -- luke hemmings - trust fund kid. hockey kid. has a fiance that he didnt pick. - bi

orion brooks -- matt sanders fc - h8s his little brother (noah,) for being a stereotype. is a cinnamon roll - hetero

orion sage -- gerard way - non binary asexual baby with a hard time connecting to ppl.

patrick moran -- noel fisher fc - anarchist. snuck into the us from ireland, joined the military under a fake name. - pan

quintin bellefontaine -- dom sherwood fc - SO GAY. super protective of his family. super duper gay tho

rainer goodwin -- pablo schreiber - divorced dad who two daughters. - hetero

rhett harmon -- josh dun fc - gay with his best friend. doesnt understand emotions. - gay

river kirby -- symphani soto - model. sass master - homo

roman hylton -- jonathan groff fc - jokingly says hes an heir. is an actual heir. gaygaygay

ronin pierston -- dom sherwood - accidentally touched his step brothers wang one time. is terrified of sex. - thinks he’s asexual but isnt usre

ryleigh james -- hannah marks - creeper dad. punk af - pan

sameer baqri -- zayn malik fc - gay af. mean af. famous af.

samuel fisher -- matthew daddario - actual sadist. not just sexual sadist. ruder af. literally insane - homo

sebastian booker -- johnny depp - teacher who has affairs with his students. - hetero

sebastienne harbin -- samira wiley fc - gun trader. hot af. european af. - homo

sergei angelov -- taron egerton - literally almost seven feet tall. mob baby. - bi

skye grant -- nia lovelis - idk about her yet. sigh - homo

sonya whithouse -- maria brink - singer in a band. dominatrix. perf. - hetero

stefania putnam -- sara fabel fc - little gayby from louisiana. hates confrontation - homo

stella veres -- barbara palvin - closeted rich kid with nothing better to do than waste money - homo

summer lewis -- barbara palvin - stoner af. gamer af. just wants sex, pizza and video games - hetero

tatum underwood -- ashley moore - actual lviing doll. bartender in NV. virgin bc shes always busy - pan

trinity dupont -- kaya scodelario - drug addict. has a ‘brother’ that’s really her son. - hetero

valentino neville -- douglas booth fc - actual trash. literally only using him for incest stuff bc i am also trash - hetero

valya mazalin -- ksenia solo - sweet angel who is connected to the mafia. currently impregnated by incarcerated boyfriend. - hetero

welsey baker -- jake bass - lil drug dealing gayby from louisiana - gay af

wyatt marquis-watkins -- ed westwick - theatre nerd. obsessed with hamilton and rent and heathers. gay af

yanick "yan" dubois -- willy cartier - street performer with a heart of gold. small prince. - pan

zack pierson -- matthew daddario - is the step brother whos wang got touched. didnt hate it. - bi

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savage-styles · 8 years ago

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hi nick! i'm making this huge list of books i want to read and i've asked my friends to recommend me their favourites/books-in-their-opinion-everyone-should-read-at-least-once. could you recommend me your favourites? top 10/20/30 (all you have in mind). i decided to ask my favourie people on tumblr too :)

Oh my goodness.

I am very honored to be a favorite!

I’ll give you my top ten. This was a little bit difficult because I wanted to come across as cool with my reading material, as if I read a lot of philosophical stuff, but the truth is, I don’t. I’m a massive Stephen King fan so he’ll be a repeat on this list and I love mainstream novels, so here we go.

In order:

1. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King

I had been following Roland on his quest for the Dark Tower for seventeen years by the time I finished the eight book long series. This series means everything to me. I live by so much of what’s inside these pages. The series follows Roland Deschain on his travels between worlds, seeking the Dark Tower. I can’t say enough about this series. You’ll find all sorts of Easter eggs, especially if you’re an avid SK reader. What has really stuck with me is how much I love a relatively selfish man. I have experienced a lot of emotions reading this series and I’ve not met a single person who has made it to the end of the journey without some tears of sadness, joy, and anger. Go, then, there are other worlds than these.

Tip: The 8th book, The Wind Through The Keyhole, was the last book to be released, but it is not the 8th in the series. Think of it more as 4.5, to be read after Wizard and Glass and before Wolves Of The Calla. It’s not really required reading, but it does give a little more insight.

2. The Long Walk by Richard Bachman/Stephen King

Released in 1979 under King’s pseudonym, you can now find The Long Walk on Amazon and in book shops under Stephen King. Should you find any original covers such as the one above, hold on to it because it’s worth a lot these days. The Long Walk is SK’s dystopian offering, with some citing it as the inspiration for modern stories such as Battle Royal or The Hunger Games. Raymond Garraty participates, along with 99 other young boys, in the annual Long Walk. From the time you pick it up, you won’t be able to put it down. It’s genius in its simplicity, bringing a suspense, tension, and unease I don’t often experience in any medium.

3. The Rapture of Canaan by Sheri Reynolds

I came across this little gem at a garage sale. It was a five cent buy, but it was worth so much more for me. Ninah is a young woman who lives on a religious compound and finds herself pregnant with what she believes to be the child of Christ. This novel is beautiful and poignant. For such an easy, short read, it packs quite the punch. Highly recommended. There are several trigger warnings here for talk of religion, child abuse, teen pregnancy, underage sex, and coercion into sex.

4. Duma Key by Stephen King

As someone who lives with TBI, this novel helped me so much. King does an amazing job of capturing what it’s really like to live with a TBI, especially those first vulnerable years after a traumatic accident. After an accident at work, Edgar’s life begins to fall apart. He moves to spend time in the Florida Keys at a house he’s rented that he dubs Big Pink. While there, he finds that he can suddenly create beautiful works of art, but the art doesn’t come from him. It comes from somewhere else. Duma Key holds its own secrets which Edgar unfolds throughout the novel. It’s a definitely favorite.

5. Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis

You might think that Warren Ellis had a premonition of the cultural and political clusterfuck the world would get itself into in the very near future. People are starving, there’s righteous apathy, too much indulgence in the comforts of technology and too little human compassion, most especially from our greedy president. Oh, wait, I mean THEIR greedy president. Enter Spider Jerusalem, a gonzo journalist who descends from his mountain on high to deliver justice in only the way that he can. I’m not really one for comic books, but please give this graphic novel series a chance. You won’t regret it.

More under the jump.

6. Sounder by William H. Armstrong

This was one of those books I was made to read in fifth grade, but it’s also a novel that has stuck with me over the years. This book is about much more than a boy and his dog. It is a story of a boy who has to become a man early on in life due to the times. This novel follows the boy as he takes on family responsibilities and teaches him things like how to read and take care of others. This book is extremely sad, but it’s powerful. I recommend reading it with a box of tissues next to you.

7. Miss Nelson Is Missing Harry Allard and James Marshall

Miss Nelson Is Missing was my favorite book as a little kid. I think it actually started my interest in the horror genre because it was a little bit scary, but I read it over and over again. Miss Nelson’s unruly class has discovered that their teacher has gone missing and has been replaced by a not so nice teacher who gives them too much homework and detention. Has something happened to Miss Nelson? Is she ever coming back? Maybe if they’re better behaved, they’ll find out.

8. Good Omens by Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman

You may have heard of this title, just as you’ve heard of its main characters. You may have even read it before as it’s relatively popular and for good reason. Our two friends (if one could call a demon a friend), Crowley and Aziraphale, have to save the world and you’re along to see them as they try to navigate this whole business of saving mankind all while discussing ducks and dolphins and what makes a sin a sin.

9. The Fear Street series by R.L. Stine

R.L. Stine ushered in my foray to more horror novels. Most people here on Tumblr are from the Goosebumps era, but I come from the Fear Street era. The stories were marketed mostly to young girls, but I found myself picking them up and not putting them down.

Favorite series within the series? Cheerleaders. I mean, there were cheerleaders. And death. Dun dun DUN!

10. Alexader and the Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Viorst

I realize there are a lot of children’s books on here, but I feel like the books we read as children help to shape who we are and this is a definite stand out. I’m not sure how many times I read this book, but man, I felt like I was Alexander on most days and I could relate to him. Thumbs up.

Anyway, that’s my top ten. I know you didn’t ask for little summaries, but there they are anyway. I hope you enjoyed!

P.S. You don’t have to take MY word for it.

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Reports of Cases Relating to the Duty and Office of Magistrates, 1834

Page 314: For the provisions of the Riot Act, see 1 Geo. 1, st. 2, c. 5, s. 1 & 2. Lord Loughborough, in his charge to the grand jury, on the special commission for the trial of the rioters, in 1780, 21 State Trials, 485, said, “I take this public opportunity of mentioning a fatal mistake, into which many persons have fallen. It has been imagined, that because the law allows an hour for the dispersion of a mob to whom the Riot act has ben read by the magistrate, the better to support the civil authority, that during that time the civil power and the magistracy are disarmed, and the king’s subjects, whose duty it is at all times to suppress riots, are to remain quiet and passive. No such meaning was within view of the legislature, nor does the operation of the act warrant any such effect. The civil magistrates are left in possession of this powers which the law had given them before. If the mob, collectively, or a part of it, or any individual, within or before the expiration of that hour, attempts or begins to perpetrate an outrage amounting to felony, to pull down a house, or by any other act to violate the law, it is the duty of all present, of whatever description they may be, to endeavor to stop the mischief, and to apprehend the offender. I mention this rather for general information than for the particular instruction of the gentlemen whom I have now the honor of addressing; because the Riot act, I believe, will not come immediately under your consideration. Fame has not reported that it was anywhere, or at any time, read, during the late disturbances.”

Page 323: At the Guildhall, at Bristol, the Court was opened, and the charter read; and after some hisses and groans, Sir Charles Wetherell proceeded to the Mansion house. There the rioting continued, and the stones were thrown. The Riot act was read, and the mob had increased so much that Sir Charles was obliged to leave the city. The mayor again read the Riot act, and addressed the people; and the military, the constables, and the mob appeared to have alternately prevailed, and in the course of the evening a boy was unfortunately killed; however, by twelve or one o’clock on that night, all appears to have been quiet. Many persons went home; but the mayor remain in the Mansion house, and did not go to bed. At about six or seven o’clock on the Sunday morning the mob assembled in greater force than ever, and Major Hackworth told the mayor, that, as a military man, he considered that he (the mayor) was bound to leave the Mansion house; and he did so.

Page 339: Mr. Attorney General stated that the powers given by the laws to magistrates were admirably calculated to check mischiefs of the nature and tendency of those which were perpetrated in the metropolis in June last; that the Riot act points out their duty in terms so clear, that it is impossible for them to mistake. They are directed to resort to the place where the tumult arises, and to make proclamation to disperse. The act (he said) was made on great consideration, and was more universally known than perhaps any act in the statute book.

Page 343: The lord mayor was much confused, and the people about him as much so; he seemed desirous of doing his duty, if he had known how; he asked several people what to do. The witness said, that if the lord mayor had rad the Riot act h would have been pelted, but could not have been attacked by the mob, he being surrounded by the soldiers. Being questioned by Mr. Dunning, the witness said, he did not think the lord mayor had done his duty; the riot might have been suppressed by the bayonet without firing, but that charging with the bayonet would have been as dangerous to the women and children bystanders as the discharge of musketry, for that men charging in the line could not stop themselves; but he said, no doubt but that some of the rioters might have been apprehended. The witness told the defendant he had a sufficient force, and several persons called upon him to act.

James Hubber, a serjeant in the guards, deposed, that he went with a party to the Mansion House, and from thence to Moorfields; that the mob were then pulling down the chapel; the lord mayor desire them repeatedly to disperse; but the witness never heard any orders given, nor the Riot act read; after the second party came, which was about eleven o’clock, they might have dispersed the mob if they had been ordered; that they formed a ring for the lord mayor, until he retired into a house.

Page 347: The Reverend Dr. Kennett deposed, that, on the 4th of June, at half past two o’clock, he was at the Mansion house when the mayor came in; he brought a notice from one of the secretaries of state, informing him there was a suspicion of a riot within his jurisdiction, and recommending to him to use every legal method to suppress it; that the witness, by his desire, wrote to the commander of the Tower, to give him notice, and to desire that a force might be in readiness. That Aldermen Clerk and Peckham came; they sent for the Riot act. About 5 o’clock Mr. Malo came and informed him there was an alarm of a mob; the mayor told him of the letter which was written, and promised his assistance; that the witness wrote a second letter, at about 8 o’clock, to the commander of the Tower, informing him there was a riot, and requesting the attendance of his lordship and the military force, and informing him that he would be attended from the Mansion house by the mayor and two other aldermen to the place of the riot.

Page 581: RIOT ACT. 1. An indictment on the Riot Act, 1 Geo. 1, st. 2, c. 5, s. 1, for remaining assembled one hour after proclamation made, need not charge the original riot to have been in terrorem populi. Rex v. Warren. 293. 2. If the proclamation in the Riot Act be read several times, the hour is to be computed from the first reading. Rex v. Woolcock and others. 359. 3. If there be such an assembly that there would have been a riot if the parties had carried their purpose into effect, this is within the statute; and whether there was a cessation or not is a question for the jury. Ibid.

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'Simply not good enough' - These Sheff Wed fans discuss selection headache after injury setback

Sheffield Wednesday’s season has been shrouded with injuries and the latest man to join the treatment table is Newcastle loanee Rolando Aarons.

The winger was due to start for the club against Stoke last weekend but hobbled off in the warm-up and is now a major doubt for the Owls’ clash against Aston Villa on Saturday.

Reacting to the news on Twitter that he could miss another game, Wednesday fans were busy debating who may replace him.

Some supporters explored the option of playing Fernando Forestieri on the left, a role he has played previously in his career.

However, a few fans were keen to stress that they didn’t want George Boyd to play. The former Burnley man started for the Yorkshire club in place of Aarons last weekend but struggled to have the same sort of impact as his fellow teammate.

The 23-year-old arrived on loan from Rafa Benitez’s Newcastle in January and has helped transform the way Wednesday attack with his willing runs, making 1.6 dribbles per game. In nine matches he’s scored one goal and claimed one assist too.

Therefore, missing a player like him could be huge in terms of the club’s promotion hopes. Steve Bruce’s men face a massive seven days, taking on Villa, Nottingham Forest and Leeds in the space of a week.

Here’s the best of the reaction.

If Aarons isn’t fit, put Forestieri over there

— Steve Turner (@Majortarantino) April 4, 2019

Fessi on left ??

— Warren (@Warren1867) April 4, 2019

Fletcher/hooper/Forestieri front 3 on satdi then ?

— ??????? marcus ??????? (@massiveswfcmark) April 4, 2019

Rather matias out on the left than boyd

— James Dunning (@greenfingerz_) April 4, 2019

Please do not play Boyd, I’m so sorry but he is simply not good enough and provides little going forward and even less in defence it’s only my opinion but I’ve not missed many games and I can only comment on his displays.

— Andy Gleadall (@GL7429) April 4, 2019

We can not play Boyd that limits our pace and attacking options

— Jeremy (@Jeremyswinerd) April 5, 2019

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Conjuring 2

The Conjuring 2 is a 2016 American horror film directed by James Wan and written by Carey Hayes, Chad Hayes, Wan and David Leslie Johnson. It is the sequel to the 2013 film The Conjuring, and is the second installment in The Conjuring film series and the third in the franchise. Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga reprise their roles as paranormal investigators and authors Ed and Lorraine Warren from the first film. The film follows the Warrens as they travel to Britain to assist the Hodgson family, who are experiencing poltergeist activity at their Brimsdown, Enfield council house in 1977 which later became referred to as the Enfield Poltergeist.

The Conjuring 2 was released in North America on June 10, 2016. The film received generally positive reviews from critics and has grossed over $320 million worldwide. A spin-off film titled The Nun is currently in development, with Wan and Safran set to produce.

Producers

· Peter safran: He became a manager at Gold-Miller Co and stayed there until 1998. He then was a manager at Brillstein-Grey for five years, before he was named president of Brillstein-Grey Management in 2003. As president, he was made responsible for day-to-day activities of the department which had over 200 clients, including Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Nicolas Cage and Courteney Cox. His brother, Tad Safran, wrote the film The Long Weekend, which Peter produced. He left Brillstein-Grey in 2006, to launch The Safran Company, and took his entire client list with him. As manager, he has/is representing Sean Combs, Adam Shankman, David Hyde Pierce, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, and Jessica Simpson.

· Rob Cowan: Rob Cowan (born 14 April 1948) is an English music broadcaster and writer.Employed by music publisher Boosey & Hawkes for nineteen years in various capacities, his first record review was published in 1967. He edited CD Review for four years from 1985, and has also contributed reviews to Gramophone, Classic Record Collector and The Independent. He was a co-presenter with jazz and classical music writer Keith Shadwick on Classic FM CD review programme. In September 1992 he was responsible for early radio plays of what became a best-selling recording (with soprano soloist Dawn Upshaw) of Henryk Górecki's Third Symphony.

· James Wan: James Wan (born 27 February 1977) is a Malaysian-born Australian film director, screenwriter, and producer.

Wan is widely known for directing the horror film Saw (2004) and creating Billy the Puppet. He has also directed Dead Silence and Death Sentence (both 2007), Insidious (2011), The Conjuring and Insidious: Chapter 2 (both 2013), Furious 7 (2015), and The Conjuring 2 (2016).

Owner of the production company

· New line cinema: New Line Cinema is an American film studio that was founded in 1967 by Robert Shaye as a film distribution company, later becoming an independent film studio. It became a subsidiary of the Turner Broadcasting System in 1994 before Turner merged with Time Warner in 1996, and was later merged with its larger sister studio Warner Bros. Entertainment in 2008. Currently, its films are distributed by Warner Bros. They also produced The nightmare on Elm street.

· The Safran company: The Safran Company is a film production company that was founded by Peter Safran. The film company had produced Josh Peck and Alice Eve's horror film, ATM. The film company has also produced Paul Walker's movie after his death, Hours, and is producing Benjamin Walker and Teresa Palmer's lovely drama film, The Choice. His company has produced many films including The Conjuring, Chef, Annabelle, Vehicle 19 and Over Her Dead Body.

· Atomic monster productions: Atomic Monster Productions is an American film production company, founded by director James Wan. The company was founded in 2014 and is known for producing horror films such as Annabelle, The Conjuring 2, Lights Out and the upcoming film Annabelle 2.

· RatPac-Dun Entertainment: RatPac Entertainment (doing business as RatPac-Dune Entertainment) is an American motion picture production and financing company formed in a merger by producer-director Brett Ratner, his partner billionaire James Packer, and Dune Entertainment's Steven Mnuchin, which provides funds to a number of Warner Bros. films. The company is the result of a 2013 merger between RatPac Entertainment and Dune Entertainment, following a collapse in negotiations between Dune and 20th Century Fox – which led the company to close a deal with Warner Bros. instead, replacing Legendary Pictures as Warner's key co-financing partner. Dune had been co-financing Fox films since 2006.

Who Directed the movie ?

James Wan (born 27 February 1977) is a Malaysian-born Australian film director, screenwriter, and producer. Wan is widely known for directing the horror film Saw (2004) and creating Billy the Puppet. He has also directed Dead Silence and Death Sentence (both 2007), Insidious (2011), The Conjuring and Insidious: Chapter 2 (both 2013), Furious 7 (2015), and The Conjuring 2 (2016).

Budget

$40 million

Box office: $320.3 million

STARS

· Vera Farmiga as Lorraine Warren

· Patrick Wilson as Ed Warren

· Madison Wolfe as Janet Hodgson

· Frances O'Connor as Peggy Hodgson

· Lauren Esposito as Margaret Hodgson

· Benjamin Haigh as Billy Hodgson

· Patrick McAuley as Johnny Hodgson

Technology used

shot on ARRI ALEXA Camera, Leica Summilux-C Series Lenses. In The Conjuring 2, the main antagonist, Valak, takes on several forms while scaring the bejeebers out of the Hodgson family and the supernatural investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren. One of those frightening forms is The Crooked Man, an impossibly thin figure inspired by the children’s nursery rhyme.

The figure came out so unnatural that audiences were convinced that The Crooked Man was CGI. He wasn't. In fact, he was played by Mama actor Javier Botet.

How was it marketed

Social media websites are great platforms to market a movie. On all the websites shown, the theme is kept to its original and conveys a imagine of uniformity. This reinforces the movies brand and marketing campaign by trying to make it instantly recognizable to audiences. Social media is also a great form of marketing outlet due to most of their target audience being a member in some shape or form. By releasing these pages, audience feel excited and can keep up to date with the trailers and hints towards to films plot.

Where and when was the film released

· UK 13 May 2016 (Frightfest Sneak Preview)

· Spain 28 May 2016 (Nocturna Film Festival)

· Argentina 7 June 2016 (Buenos Aires) (premiere)

· USA 7 June 2016 (Los Angeles Film Festival)

· Belgium 8 June 2016

· Finland 8 June 2016

· Norway 8 June 2016

· Sweden 8 June 2016

· Taiwan 8 June 2016

· Albania 9 June 2016

· Argentina 9 June 2016

· Australia 9 June 2016

· Bosnia and Herzegovina 9 June 2016

· Brazil 9 June 2016

· Chile 9 June 2016

· Colombia 9 June 2016

· Cyprus 9 June 2016

· Czech Republic 9 June 2016

· Denmark 9 June 2016

· Dominican Republic 9 June 2016

· Greece 9 June 2016

· Hong Kong 9 June 2016

· Croatia 9 June 2016

· Hungary 9 June 2016

· South Korea 9 June 2016

· Kazakhstan 9 June 2016

· Republic of Macedonia 9 June 2016

· Mexico 9 June 2016

· Netherlands 9 June 2016

· Peru 9 June 2016

· Philippines 9 June 2016

· Portugal 9 June 2016

· Serbia 9 June 2016

· Singapore 9 June 2016

· Uruguay 9 June 2016

· Bulgaria 10 June 2016

· Canada 10 June 2016

· Estonia 10 June 2016

· Indonesia 10 June 2016

· India 10 June 2016

· Cambodia 10 June 2016

· Lithuania 10 June 2016

· Turkey 10 June 2016

· USA 10 June 2016

The movie was released in Blu-ray and DVD format. James Wan, perhaps the premiere modern horror director (“Saw,” “Insidious”), makes graphically regal films that often exceed the genre’s visual conventions. His popular “Conjuring” films give him the opportunity to show that skill. With gorgeous period-piece settings, the general warmness to the coloring works as a nice counterpoint to the scares. While this newest entry doesn’t quite sidestep all of the clichés in modern horror (giggling children, creepy toys, red herring scares), it does askew some. The just-brainy-enough storytelling mixed with the super strong direction make it a distinctly solid studio horror trip. Based on “true events,” we find paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren traveling to the UK to study a peculiar and sinister haunting of a young, single-parent family. Along the way, some plot conveniences and illogical creature rules haunt the proceedings. Luckily, these are overshadowed by some fantastically creepy monster designs, including a boldly sadistic nun-figure and a terrifying rendition of the “Crooked Man” nursery rhyme, all underscored by effectively cool music and sound design. By now, Wan has proven he knows what he’s doing in the scare department. However, some surprisingly adept humor cuts through the horrific drama, allowing the themes of family and dangerous commitment to shine through. But what really makes the whole thing work are the people. In spite of the few plotting flaws, in the center of the story are characters you wanna root for. They are funny, loving, sympathetic and real; they are human-feeling people who make human-feeling decisions. With this beautiful control over tone and character, Wan feels only a step away from making a true masterpiece. Until then, this will more than do.

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Il fallait bien en quelques uns, et c'est tombé sur le fabuleux delaware Bird qui arrive à la 67e area de ce top 100. Le time de cinéma de ces dernières années selon la BBC donc le déroutant Mulholland Drive du fantasque David Lynch. Du génial générique d'intro à la string article-crédits croustillante en passant par des scènes devenues cultes (coucou la colocataire): Deadpool, un picture Marvel qui nous a fait du bien. Le film dans une marquera les esprits acceptance à son atmosphère claustrophobique. Warren Beatty meilleur film, alors Moonlight” le bon vainqueur. En 1980, type aussi le célèbre film d'horreur : Shining, stimulate du roman du même nom écrit par Stephen King Le movie, quant à lui, est réalisé par Stanley Kubrick, dont les personnages principaux sont Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall et Dany Lloyd Aujourd'hui considéré comme étant le grand classique du cinéma d'horreur, il a fait frissonner un grand nombre de personnes dans les salles de cinéma. On est pas au milieu du siècle et les meilleurs musiques de video du 21ème siècle. À oliver: comme je l'indique ily a de très bons films qui des navets, en début d'article. L'année commencera les de roues, dès février that is puisque, les auront retrouver Martin Scorsese avec Silence, version du roman p Shusaku Endo sur du Japon par des colons portugais. Je recommande aux Addicts (?) de tenter l'aventure en Corée et au Japon, leurs shows sont aussi puissant que ceux repris dans la liste. Trois videos (package ou spin-off) p science fiction se dérouleront dans l'univers de cooks-d'œuvre du 7ème art. Dès les années 1910 en Portugal, pour le compte de la Gaumont, Louis Feuillade connaît le succès avec des feuilletons, teintés d'événements macabres et p mystères : Les Vampires (1915), Fantômas, À l'Ombre de la guillotine (1913) (qui n'a strictement rien à voir avec la relecture « comique » ultérieure de cette œuvre, par André Hunebelle). Bienvenue sur les meilleurs sites Internet semaine, pour les plus films et en ligne qualité HD ainsi, vous pouvez également voter Visite Election. Les films ici dans un tout autre ordre que personne ne quelque chose parce qu'il n'y a strictement aucune cadre, aucun référentiel! Les premières minutes, en recevant son prix pour le meilleur maquillage dans le video, et la hairstyle, l'Italo- Alessandro Bertolazzi a lancé : pour les immigrés». Certainement notre parmi de dessins animés pour enfants. Ala explosif et Dernier practice that is smart pour est probablement le video le plus de l'année. http://telechargerfilmgratuit.win/%ef%bb%bfreview-parler-dun-film-level-michel-conde/?preview=true références lynchéennes et tarantinesques Peele fait un sans -faute, en son prochain film soit aussi jouissif que celui-ci ! Et atmosphere à chaque vision de chacun de ces titres, au confluent de la retrouvaille heureuse et la de nouveaux trésors enfouis dans ces films inépuisables. La package virginia se dérouler comme show solaire son ton de, mais... Crimes au plan aussi! Gardant ce qui a fait le succès du leading, eny ajoutant des nouveautés (avec des nouveaux persos, dont le père delaware Quill), James Gunn sait ce qu'il fait. The Conjuring 2-de David Wan le grand gagnant de program au meilleur film 2016! La liste comprend la plupart des videos canadiens faisant partie du top du TIFF (tel que choisis par des cinéastes et evaluations canadiens), mais il manque quelques succès great public comme Bon Cop, Bad Cop.

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Barnes Miami vous présente Miami Beach Historique - naissance d'une ville mythique sous l'impulsion d'un visionnaire.

Il y a plus d'un siècle, un homme à eu une grande vision...

Au début du 20ème siècle, Miami, inhabitée, n'était qu'une simple portion de terre recouverte de mangroves. A ce moment là, personne n'aurait oser imaginer que ce terrain se transformera en paradis luxueux. Fait intéressant et marquant, c'est l'agriculture et non l'immobilier qui à préparé au développement de Miami Beach. En 1909, John Collins, originaire du New Jersey, achète pour 1600 hectares de terrain en bord de mer, plus connu sous le nom de Mid-Beach. Un agriculteur dans l'âme, Collins s'est mis à planter une grande plantation d'avocat, de mangues et autres légumes. Avec l'aide de son beau-fils Thomas Pancoast, Collins construit des canaux d'irrigation, un pont en bois vers Miami et a planté des rangées de pins Australiens afin de protéger les récoltes contre les forts vents de l'océan.

Les premiers efforts de Collins ont permis de poser les bases du développeur et entrepreneur Carl Fisher. L'industriel de l'Indiana, avec un talent prononcé pour le marketing, rêvait de transformer Miami Beach en un paradis pour les riches nordistes.

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En 1912, Collins offre 200 hectares de terre à Fisher, maisce dernier a entrepris un plan ambitieux d'achat et de planification centaines d'hectares de terres. Les équipes de construction ont élèvent des murs dessinant ainsi les bases d'un avenir remarquable.

Miami et Miami Beach, les terrains de jeux de l'Amérique en Hiver.

Au début des années 1920, le boom de l'immobilier de Miami Beach était en plein essor, et Carl Fisher en meneur de troupe. Il a d'abord commencé à construire de grands hôtels sur la baie de Biscayne, tout en vendant ses lots en bord de mer pour les résidences privées. Veritable showman, Fisher acquis un statut à l'échelle nationale, grâce notamment au président Warren Harding qui en 1921, est venu en famille passer ses vacances au Flamingo Hotel, le premier Resort de Miami Beach.

Le deuxième Hôtel & Resort de Fisher, le légendaire "Nautilus by the Bay" a ouvert ses portes le 10 janvier 1924 au croisement de la 43ème rue et à Alton Road (actuellement l'emplacement du centre médical le "Mount Sinai"). Le bureau d'architecture renommé de Schultze & Weaver a conçu cet hôtel dans un style colonial espagnol (cette même équipe àconçu la Freedom Tower de Miami, l'hôtel Biltmore à Coral Gablesou encore l'hôtel Waldorf-Astoria de New York). Fisher n'a pas lesigné sur les moyens pour transformer le Nautilus en un havre de paix luxueux. L'hôtel de six étages, doté de tours à double dôme, a coûté 1,25 millions de dollars pour construire. Sur 25 hectares de construction, pas moins de 183 chambres et villas, et deux îles privées adjacentes. Danses de thé, les promenades en gondole sur la baie de Biscayne, et des recontres de Polo sur les quatre terrains prévus à cet effet. Fisher rapporta plus tard qu'il paya jusqu'a 15000$ par an certains joueurs de polo européens afin qu'ils montrent aux locaux comment l'on pratique ce sport.

"Miami Beach est sans doute, la station hivernale la plus charmante et exclusive d'Amérique. Un climat à la fois exaltante et tonique dans sa fraîcheur douce, le tout marquée par une uniformité inhabituelle de température. Le tout conjugué à la beauté la plus enchanteresse, on la surnommerait bien volonté "l'aire de jeux d'hiver de l'Amérique". Publicité dans "Country Life Magazine"

Une vie de Luxe.

Durant les années 20 et 30, le Nautilus, le Flamingo et le Roney Plaza Hotel etaient à leur apogé et figuraient parmi les endroits luxueux les plus prisés. Attirant notamment la royauté européenne, mais aussi la haute société américaines et les notables hollywoodiens. Arrivant le plus souvent par yachts privés pour la saison hivernale, leur activités quotidiennes étaient rythmées entre les régates sur Biscayne Bay (Sportif averti, Fisher a notamment organisé la célèbre Biscayne Bay Speed Boat Regattas), les "garden party" ou encore les spectacles organisés au "Miami Beach Garden Theater".

Comme Fisher l'avait espéré, Les riches visiteurs sont souvent tombés amoureux de Miami et on commencé à acheter et construire des maisons secondaires. Les plus grandes maisons de la région ont été construites le long de Collins Avenue, de la 14ème rue jusqu'au club exclusif de Bath. Entre 1920 et 1929, les leaders d'opinions et hommes d'affaires de l'Amérique (Harvey Firestone, J.C. Penney, Harvey Stutz, Albert Champion, Frank Seiberling et Rockwell LaGorce), ont construit des manoirs en bord de mer le long du tronçon qui est désormais plus connu sous le nom de "Millionaire's Row". Parmi ces propriétés se trouvait notamment la demeurre de 15 pièces appartenant au millionnaire de pétrole d'Oklahoma, James Snowden, près de Collins Avenue et 44th Street. En 1923, Snowden a vendu cette même résidence à Firestone pour la modique somme de 250 000$. Trois décennies plus tard, le domaine de Snowden/Firestone a été détruit pour faire place au somptueux hôtel Fontainebleau.

L'âge d'or de l'immobilier à Miami

La vie de loisir qui a marqué Miami Beach dans les années 20 et 30 s'est arrêtée avec le début de la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Au début des années 1940, des vagues de soldats et de femmes sont arrivées à Miami Beach, zone qui servit de centre de formation et de redistribution pour les militaires pendant la guerre. Les forces armées américaines ont réquisitionné des dizaines d'hôtels et d'appartements, y compris l'hôtel Nautilus, qui, en 1942, a été transformé en hôpital militaire.

Le terrain de Polo du Nautilus s'est avéré être un endroit idéal pour les recrues, ainsi formés sur les champs avant de partir combattre à l'étranger. Après la guerre, le Nautilus est devenu l'hôpital d'administration des vétérans, jusqu'à ce que l'état transfére ses opérations à l'hôtel Biltmore. Le Nautilus ne fonctionnait plus comme un hôtel. Miami Beach n'a pour autant pas perdu tout son attrait puisque pour certaines recrues ça a été l'occasion de retourner sur place, plus tard en vacances ou pour y faire construire leur maison avec leurs femmes.

Le Mouvement Morderniste qui changeat la face de Miami Beach

Dans les années qui suivirent l'après-guerre, Miami Beach est entrée dans une nouvelle ère marquée par un style de vie glamour, luxueux, moderne et élégant. Le développement à cette époque a atteint une échelle jamais vu auparavant dans le sud de la Floride. Ce developpement à également donné naissance à un style architectural audacieux et dramatique, que l'on appelera l'architecture moderniste de Miami ou "MiMo".Tout a commencer avec l'ouverture en 1948 de l'hotel Modernist Saxony conçu par Roy France, architecte renommé venu à Miami Beach pour concevoir une collection d'Hôtel & Resort de classe mondiale. Parmi ce nouveau genre d'hôtel moderne, le Fontainebleau, construit en 1954 par l'hôtelier Ben Novak et dessiner par l'extravagant et moderne Morris Lapidus. Le design curviligne emblématique de Lapidus a ainsi ouvert la voie a une nouvelle génération d'architecture innovante et audacieuse.

Le Fontainebleau est devenu le premier hôtel majeur de Miami Beach à remplacer les anciennes construction du début du XXème siècle situées le long de Collins Avenue. D'autres hôtels luxueux comme l'Eden Roc, ou des grands immeubles d'appartements en bord de mer ont vu le jour dans les années qui suivirent l'édiction du Fontaibleau. Les établissements tels que le Fontainebleau, l'Eden Roc et le Deauville, parmi d'autres, sont devenus célèbre autant pour leur architecture que pour les célébrités qui venaient y séjourner. Le luxe, le glamour et l'excitation de Miami Beach dans les années 50 et 60 a attiré les principales stars du cinéma, de la télévision ainsi que les politiciens. De Frank Sinatra à Ava Gardner, en passant par Elizabeth Taylor, Joe DiMaggio ou encore Liberace. Miami Beach était l'endroit ou il fallait être pour voir et être vu.

Transition et transformation.

À mesure que le tourisme a progressé à Miami Beach durant les années d'après-guerre, la population résidentielle de la région a également souligné la nécessité de services et d'infrastructures supplémentaires. En 1959, une nouvelle route à ainsi reliée Miami Beach à Arthur Godfrey Road.

Au milieu de cette croissance, Herbert "Peter" Pulitzer Jr., petit-fils de l'éditeur Joseph Pulitzer et mari de la designer Lilly Pulitzer, a investi une partie de son héritage de journaux dans l'immobilier, y compris un projet sur le site actuel de 3900 Alton. En 1964, il a enlevé trois maisons négligées sur la propriété et a construit le nouveau Howard Johnson. Pendant des décennies, l'hôtel a attiré des couples et des familles qui apprécient le soleil, le surf et le sable de Miami Beach. Comme le tourisme a ralenti dans les années 70 et 80, la région (avec le reste de la ville) a connu des difficultés. Il faudra plusieurs décennies avant que la somnolante Mid-Beach fasse un retour étincellant au débuts du 21ème siècle.

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« Twin Peaks » : votre guide de A à Z

Voici votre guide complet de Twin Peaks, la série TV culte qui a fait son grand retour le 21 mai

« Qui a tué Laura Palmer ? ». Mon Dieu, par où commencer ? Le mystère du meurtre dense et troublant réalisé par David Lynch et Mark Frost a hanté de nombreux téléspectateurs depuis le premier épisode de la série en 1990. Maintenant que la troisième saison est en cours de diffusion sur nos écrans, le mystère est plus grand que jamais.

Ce guide de A à Z est fait pour vous. Vous y trouverez tous les paysages, les sons, les personnages, les concepts, les mystères et la folie qui ont fait de Twin Peaks l’une des séries télé les plus influentes et les plus appréciées de ces 25 dernières années. Considérez-le comme une antisèche pour le reboot à venir. Il vous rafraîchira également la mémoire sur ce qui a fait de cette série une expérience si spéciale. Car oui, elle revient, enfin.

A : Angelo Badalamenti

« D’où je viens, les oiseaux chantent une jolie chanson et il y a toujours de la musique dans l’air ». Cette musique (aussi indispensable à la série que Dale Cooper, les donuts et le café) est l’œuvre de Angelo Badalamenti, collaborateur musical de Lynch depuis de nombreuses années, dont le leitmotiv a donné l’impression que la série était un monde à part entière. Twin Peaks sans les synthétiseurs du compositeur, c’est Psychose sans la musique de Bernard Herrman ou Les dents de la mer sans le « dun-DUN-dun-DUN » menaçant de John Williams. Cette vidéo du compositeur qui explique comment Lynch et lui ont créé le « Laura Palmer’s Theme » montre à quel point ils ont mis leur cœur et leur âme dans chaque note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXLEM8MhJo

B : Bob

Lynch filmait une scène pour le pilote dans laquelle la défunte mère de Laura Palmer est assise et crie. Il a remarqué un visage dans le miroir derrière elle, le même visage qu’il avait lui-même vu lorsque le propriétaire de ce faciès, un acteur devenu costumier, Frank Silva, avait rampé derrière le lit de Laura pour déplacer la caméra afin d’obtenir une prise différente. De cette sinistre coïncidence est né Bob, le violeur et meurtrier démoniaque du Black Lodge qui a commencé la série en tuant Laura Palmer et l’a terminée en possédant l’Agent Dale Cooper. Grâce à sa présence malveillante, aucune série n’a jamais été plus effrayante.

C : Café, du très bon café

Et chaud ! Des décennies avant que les émissions de cuisine ne deviennent une obsession, Twin Peaks a ouvert la voie, ses personnages faisant constamment l’article de leurs affinités pour une bonne tasse de café et, bien sûr, la délicieuse tarte aux cerises qui va avec. Plus qu’un gag récurrent, la célébration de ce repas par la série démontrait une affection sincère pour la vie des petites villes, ce qui ajoutait une nuance chaleureuse au portrait souvent dangereux de ses péchés cachés.

D : le Double R Diner

C’est là que vous pouvez manger la délicieuse tarte aux cerises. Le Double R est une sorte de carrefour pour de nombreuses intrigues. Lieu de rendez-vous fréquent pour Coop et le reste de la communauté policière de la ville, c’est également le lieu de travail de sa propriétaire Norma (Peggy Lipton) et Shelly Johnson interprétée par Madchen Amick (la jeune serveuse sortant avec deux des hommes les plus malveillants de la ville : le camionneur psychotique Leo Johnson (Eric Da Re) et le dealer de drogue Bobby Briggs interprété par Dana Ashbrook). C’est également là que danse Audrey Horne (Sherilynn Fenn) et qu’a lieu la discussion entre Bobby et son père, le Major Briggs (Don S. Davis), deux des scènes les plus iconiques de la série. Ne commençons pas à discuter du moment où l’ex mari de Norma, Hank (Chris Mulkey), pensait qu’un célèbre critique culinaire allait s’y arrêter…

E : Evelyn Marsh

Interprétée par Annette McCarthy, à qui on a confié l’écriture d’un scénario pour le sombre James Hurley (James Marshall) dans les épisodes après la révélation de l’identité de l’assassin de Laura, Evelyn était une veuve noire avec un mari riche et un chauffeur meurtrier. Elle a utilisé James comme bouc-émissaire lors d’un meurtre à l’arme blanche (une intrigue déconnectée de tout ce à quoi les autres apportent de l’importance et une preuve des temps difficiles qu’a vécu la série au milieu de la deuxième saison).

F : « Fire Walk With Me »

L’une des répliques les plus obsédantes d’une série pleine de répliques mémorables, ce passage tiré du poème récité par Mike, le réfugié du Black Lodge, est probablement la réplique phare de la série. C’est un résumé parfait de l’attrait pour le côté sombre de la série. C’est également le sous-titre du prequel sorti après la fin de la série et qui décrit la dernière semaine de la vie de Laura Palmer avec des détails atrocement tristes. Lynch a déclaré que ce film était la clé pour comprendre la troisième saison de la série.

G : le géant

Le jour, c’est le serveur gaga au Great Northern Hotel. La nuit, il devient une entité fantomatique du White Lodge qui fournit des indices cruciaux sur le meurtre de Laura Palmer à Coop et qui le prévient que « ça arrive à nouveau » lorsque le tueur dirige son attention vers la cousine de Laura, Maddie (également interprétée par Sheryl Lee). L’acteur Carel Struycken reprend le rôle pour le retour de la série.

H : Shérif Harry S. Truman

Michael Ontkean a interprété ce policier à la mâchoire carrée dont l’amitié avec l’agent du FBI Dale Cooper est très émouvante. Harry est également impliqué dans une relation amoureuse avec la très chic Josie Packard (Joan Chen) dont la rivalité avec sa belle-sœur Catherine Martell (Piper Laurie) est l’une des sources d’intrigues principales de la série. Il est également membre de la Bookhouse Boys, la société secrète locale créée pour combattre les actes malveillants autour de Twin Peaks. Ontkean a depuis pris sa retraite du monde du show business. La rumeur affirme que ce serait le légendaire acteur Robert Forster (Jackie Brown) qui le remplacerait, même s’il sera difficile de retrouver sa justesse naturelle.

I : Invitation to Love

L’une des meilleures séries au sein de la série, ce mélodrame est regardé par de nombreux personnages qui se retrouvent eux-mêmes mêlés à un mélodrame. Triangles amoureux, sosies, assassinats choquants… on retrouve tout ce qui se passe dans la « vraie » série Twin Peaks dans cette fausse série diffusée l’après-midi et très populaire auprès de nombreux résidents de la ville. Mark Frost, co-créateur de Twin Peaks, est l’homme qui a créé cette série parallèle.

J : Julee Cruise

Elle était le pendant angélique de Angelo Badalamenti, la chanteuse blonde platine qui a prêté sa voix aux compositions romantiques de ce dernier. En plus de « Falling », la version vocale de la chanson thème de Twin Peaks, Cruise fait une apparition dans la série elle-même dans le restoroute Bang Bang Bar où sa chanson « The World Spins » a donné les larmes aux yeux à la moitié du casting au moment où la cousine de Laura se faisait assassiner.

K : Kyle MacLachlan

Idéal platonique d’un premier rôle, Kyle MacLachlan (également star de Dune, le film de science-fiction à gros budget, et de Blue Velvet, un film de l’ère Reagan) n’a pas seulement interprété l’agent du FBI Dale Cooper, il l’a incarné. Avec sa coupe de cheveux gominée, son optimisme enfantin, son intellect d’étudiant et sa décence naturelle, Coop était l’antithèse de toutes les forces du mal à l’œuvre. MacLachlan avait à la fois le look et la technique pour faire de ces traits de personnalité improbables l’un des héros les plus nobles de l’histoire de la télévision.

L : La Femme à la Bûche

« Ma bûche a quelque chose à te montrer ». Le mystérieux personnage de Catherine E. Coulson, connu par tous sous le nom de la Femme à la Bûche à cause du gros morceau de bois qu’elle transporte et avec lequel elle communique, est tellement devenu synonyme de Twin Peaks qu’elle a été sélectionnée pour présenter des introductions aux rediffusions de la série, définissant le ton décalé de cette dernière pour des générations de téléspectateurs. Mariée un temps à Jack Nance (Pete Martell dans la série), elle est décédée en 2015, laissant le doute planer sur son rôle dans le reboot.

M : Mark Frost

C’est surtout à David Lynch que l’on doit le succès de Twin Peaks, mais sans l’implication du co-créateur Mark Frost, vétéran de Capitaine Furillo, il est peu probable que la série ait connu le succès qu’elle a connu. Fils de l’acteur Warren Frost, qui a interprété Doc Hayward dans la série, Frost a co-écrit chaque épisode de la troisième saison de la série avec Lynch et a écrit les livres The Secret History of Twin Peaks et Twin Peaks: The Final Dossier.

N : Nadine Hurley

Interprétée par Wendy Robie, Nadine s’est démarquée des autres personnages de la série grâce à son célèbre cache-oeil et à son mariage profondément malheureux avec Ed Hurley (Everett McGill) dont la relation avec Norma Jennings est une intrigue secondaire majeure. La perte de ses souvenirs d’adolescente, son retour au lycée et sa force surhumaine (!!!) sont souvent mentionnés dans la deuxième saison. La performance vulnérable de Robie prouve cependant que même en tant que nadir le plus étrange de la série, il y a un cœur qui bat dans ce personnage.

O : le One-Eyed Jack’s

L’enseigne lumineuse du bordel-casino de la série au nord de la frontière canadienne où Laura Palmer travaillait au noir avant son meurtre est devenue l’un des visuels les plus mémorables de la série tandis que son personnel (de Jacques Renault, croupier sordide, au propriétaire/client Ben Horne en passant par Blackie O’Reilly) démontrait le mal trop humain souvent mis en parallèle avec la menace surnaturelle de Peaks. C’est également là que Mme Horne a réalisé son tour notoire. Repose en paix Michael Parks, interprète de Jean Renault, le frère psychotique de Jacques que l’on voyait souvent au One-Eyed Jacks.

P : Percolateur

Ce n’est qu’un élément sur la seule tasse de mauvais café qu’ont bu l’agent Dale Cooper et le shérif Harry S. Truman pendant la série, mais la source absurde du goût infecte de la boisson servie aux policiers par le vieux Pete Martell est une autre preuve de l’affection profondément ancrée de la série pour ses personnages et pour le monde légèrement tordu dans lequel ils vivent.

Q : Questions

Qui est vivant ? Qui est mort ? Qui a été tué dans l’explosion d’une banque ? Qui est possédé par une incarnation mystique du mal ? La fin cliffhanger de la saison deux, réalisée par Lynch et Mark Frost (ce dernier étant rapidement revenu à la série après l’avoir quittée au milieu de la saison pour réaliser des films comme Sailor et Lula et Storyville), a laissé de nombreuses intrigues en suspens. La préquelle, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, s’intéresse plus au drame humain (et surhumain) menant au meurtre de Laura Palmer qu’à régler les derniers détails de la série elle-même. C’est pour cette raison que la troisième saison n’est pas vraiment une retraite nostalgique mais plutôt un ajout nécessaire à une histoire inachevée.

R : la Red Room

La Red Room est l’image ultime de Twin Peaks. Des rideaux rouges, un canapé de la même couleur, une statue de Vénus, des motifs à zigzag au sol : un environnement extra-dimensionnel qui a passé le test du temps et a toujours défini le travail de David Lynch. Cette antichambre des bâtiments en noir et blanc menant une lutte spirituelle pour le destin de l’humanité est le lieu où se déroule deux des meilleures scènes de Peaks : le rêve dans lequel Coop rencontre pour la première fois Laura Palmer et le petit Homme venu d’un autre endroit ainsi que la scène de la grande confrontation entre ses ennemis jurés, Bob et l’agent du FBI Windom Earle.

S : Shelly Johnson

« MAINTENANT QUE JE VOIS TA BEAUTÉ, J’AI L’IMPRESSION QUE MON VENTRE EST REMPLI DE BOURDONS ! ». Interprétée par Madchen Amick, la serveuse du Double R Shelly Johnson est probablement la personne la plus incroyable de tout le casting de Twin Peaks. C’est pour dire ! Pas étonnant que Gordon Cole du FBI lui ait déclaré son affection. Avant l’engouement passager de Gordon pour elle, Shelly entretenait une histoire avec Leo Johnson et Bobby Briggs, deux des clients les plus difficiles de Twin Peaks, ce qui rend son retour dans la troisième saison intriguant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztUH5lbRMw

T : The Tremonds

Une gentille vieille femme et son adorable petit-fils. Qu’est-ce qu’il pourrait bien y avoir d’effrayant à propos de ça ? Beaucoup de choses comme le découvrent Laura Palmer et sa meilleure amie Donna Hayward. Également connu sous le nom des Chalfonts, ce duo vient des Lodges surnaturels et offre à ses interlocuteurs humains des conseils cryptiques. Mme Tremond est interprétée par Frances Bay. Ses intentions semblent en quelque sorte plus bienveillantes.

U : UFOs (« OVNI » en français)

Attendez, qu’est-ce que cette histoire d’horreur psychologique au tournant surnaturel a à voir avec une rencontre extraterrestre ? Les actions malveillantes et surnaturelles qui se déroulent dans les bois autour de la ville étaient suivies par le Projet Livre Bleu de l’Air Force, une investigation militaire officielle sur les phénomènes d’objets volants non identifiés. Dans la série, la ramification locale du projet est conduite par le guerrier-philosophe Major Garland Briggs qui a aidé à mettre à jour des transmissions émanant du Black Lodge et qui semblaient être diffusées depuis l’espace. La vérité est ailleurs comme le dit le dicton.

V : Van Dyke Parks

Si travailler avec Brian Wilson des Beach Boys à l’apogée de son époque psychotique n’est que la deuxième chose la plus étrange que vous ayez faite dans votre carrière, vous devez être Van Dyke Parks. Ce dernier apparaît sous les traits de l’avocat de la défense dans la deuxième saison de la série. Les sessions d’enregistrement de Smile sont un exemple de l’admiration mutuelle qu’avaient David Lynch et certains musiciens célèbres, nombre d’entre eux (de David Bowie à Trent Reznor en passant par Eddie Vedder ou Sharon Von Etten) faisant une apparition dans Fire Walk with Me ou dans la saison à venir.

W : Wrapped in plastic (« Enveloppée dans du plastique » en français)

« Elle est morte…enveloppée dans du plastique ! ». En quelques mots prononcés par Pete Martell, le gentil bûcheron et pêcheur interprété par Jack Nance, la tragédie de Laura Palmer est rendue explicite. Ce n’est pas juste le catalyseur qui a fait démarrer la série et bouger les pierres qui obstruaient la face cachée sombre et sordide de la ville. C’est un rappel qu’elle était autrefois une enfant vive, détruite, dévalorisée et jetée comme des déchets. L’image de l’adolescente dans son linceul de plastique est saisie dans la conscience de la pop-culture. La réplique elle-même est devenue le titre du fanzine qui a gardé l’héritage vivant de la série depuis l’annulation de cette dernière grâce à la naissance d’Internet.

X : X-Files

La célèbre série sur le paranormal de Chris Carter a beaucoup de choses en commun avec la série de Lynch et Frost : la mentalité de conspirateur/surnaturelle, le fait que des agents du FBI se voient confier la tâche secrète de mettre à jour des vérités cachées sur l’existence et la présence de David Duchovny (qui a interprété l’agent transsexuel Denise Bryson dans Twin Peaks avant de jouer Fox Mulder dans X-Files). Considérée à l’époque comme le successeur de TP par de nombreux fans, la série X-Files diffère de son prédécesseur grâce à un élément essentiel : Peaks a prématurément été annulée tandis que X-Files a continué pendant plusieurs années. Les deux séries sont cependant revenues sur les écrans pour au moins un dernier round après leur disparition initiale. Ce qui nous amène à…

Y : You (« Vous » en français)

Comme dans « sans vous, Twin Peaks n’est rien ». La fervente communauté de fans attachés à disséquer chaque scène, à résoudre chaque énigme et à théoriser sur chaque aboutissement est l’antécédent direct de chaque communauté de fans de la culture geek. Pensez aux innombrables discussions en ligne et aux théories de fans dédiées à X-Files, Lost, True Detective, Westworld et Stranger Things, elles n’existeraient pas si Peaks n’avait pas fourni l’étincelle initiale d’engagement obsessif. (Seule la série Star Trek a des fans plus enragés, et encore, ça reste à prouver.) Sans la légion de téléspectateurs qui se sont voués à résoudre les nombreux mystères de la série aussi sérieusement que l’agent Cooper lui-même, Twin Peaks ne serait probablement pas revenue pour une troisième saison. Chapeau bas les gars !.

Z : Grace Zabriskie

Le cœur tourmenté de Twin Peaks. Sarah, la mère de Laura Palmer, interprétée par l’actrice Grace Zabriskie, s’est vu confier la tâche de faire ressentir la dévastation de la mort de sa fille aux téléspectateurs, grâce à une performance sur le fil du rasoir impliquant des cris de terreur et une grande désolation. Zabriskie est l’opposé idéal de Ray Wise, son homologue tout aussi talentueux qui interprète le père de Laura, Leland Palmer. L’horreur et la tristesse présentes dans le travail de ces deux acteurs montrent à quel point Twin Peaks prenait très au sérieux le traumatisme qui fait avancer son histoire mystérieuse.

Par Sean T. Collins / Traduit et adapté par Mélanie Geffroy

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McGill Throws Prof. McCarthy, Prog. Alliance, Am Patriots Out of Arena: 3/24 PCW House Show Report

Dawn McGill Throws Professor McCarthy, the Progressive Alliance, and the American Patriots Out of the Arena

Chaos at the outset. Professor McCarthy and his Flock (Green World Order: PeaceNick, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, ‘Radishing’ Rick Rube, and Peta from PETA, The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and Anna, Codee Pink, and Emily S. List) and twenty five paid pro-…er…twenty five protesters have commandeered the Les Miserable section of seats at ringside purchased by ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell, and PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan.

McCarthy’s group refuses to allow the fans to sit down in the seats and things escalate quickly. The paid protesters and the fans start shoving each other. That brings down the Les Miserables themselves. McAvay, Blackwell, Bryan, Ken Worth-American Trucker, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido run down to the ring and a brawl breaks out. The numbers game is too much though and the GWO/Young Jerks beat them down. That brings down the PCW Security.

As Security tries to separate the fans from the protesters and the GWO/Young Jerks from the Les Miserables, the Progressive Alliance wrestlers all walk down to the ring led by Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, and others. Schumer offers the Progressive Alliance’s unequivocal, one hundred percent support of Professor McCarthy and threaten to filibuster any attempt to remove them.

Meanwhile, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and the American Patriots remain in their locker room. Kirk Walstreit holds up an old Halloween mask of Ronald Reagan and continually asks questions of the mask as if it’s some sort of mystic magic 8 ball. The American Patriots are divided on how to respond so they don’t do anything.

A couple PCW officials go to ringside and try to reason with Schumer. Then out of nowhere, two men dressed in all black, with black masks over their heads (presumably the same two who attacked PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan last week), ran down to the ring and attacked the officials lying them out. The two men then roll into the ring and take the microphone.

To a chorus of boos, they announce themselves as the Deep State and proclaim that they are the true power behind PCW- not PCW CEO Donald Trump…not PCW Owner Dawn McGill.

Deep State: “Regardless of who claims to be in control of PCW and running the day by day business, the Deep State is supreme and we will wipe out anyone who dares oppose us.”

More boos. The American Patriots stay in their locker room. The GWO and Young Jerks continue to pummel the Les Miserables. The paid protesters aggressively keep the fans from taking their seats. And the show was now ten minutes late in starting.

Finally, PCW Owner Dawn McGill strode out to the stage. Strangely enough, she didn’t look angry.

Dawn McGill: “Okay. You’ve made your point. Now, let’s allow our fans to sit down, let’s clear out the ringside area, and let’s get the show underway.”

Schumer takes the lead and says they’re not going anywhere and will filibuster all night long if that’s what it takes.

Professor McCarthy then speaks up.

Professor McCarthy: “I don’t think you understand, Miss McGill, so let me spell it out for you. You refused to remove Charlie Blackwell from commentating on the PCW show and allow him to use his platform as the alleged Heartland champion to spew forth. Tonight, we are shouting him down and we are shouting you down and all the unenlightened, ignorant people inside this arena who need us tell them what to think, what to believe, what to say.”

Professor McCarthy then told the fans ‘let this be a lesson that if you are unenlightened, especially those in ‘flyover country,’ red states and, counties all across the nation who aren’t as worldly as they are, either you throw their support towards those are intellectually superior- like them…they will be shouted down.

Dawn McGill: “Okay. I tried to play nice.”

She put two fingers in her mouth and whistled. Suddenly, an endless line of police officers appeared and streamed down to the ring from every section of the arena.

Dawn McGill: “It’s clear that you have no respect whatsoever for our PCW fans. So, you can all have the rest of the night off. Officers…”

It’s chaos for the next few minutes as Professor McCarthy and his Flock are forcibly removed from ringside. Elizabeth Warren attempts to persist but she is led to the back. Chuck Schumer tries to filibuster and he’s taken back stage. Al Franken tries to make a couple crappy jokes and gets an armed escort to the back.

And then Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell lead American Patriots’s Kirk Walstreit, Texas Jack, Starz N. Stripes, and Magnum P.O.’d out and start taunting the Progressive Alliance. McGill immediately stops them.

Dawn McGill: “No, no. NO! You guys sat on your ass back in the dressing room while our fans were being disrespected. You can turn right back around and leave. You’re off tonight as well.”

Ryan protests but McGill points them to the back. After ringside is finally cleared, Dawn apologizes to the fans for what happened and for the delay in getting the show underway. She explains that the show will have to be revised with the ejection of both the Progressive Alliance and American Patriots for the night but promises to give the fans the show they want to see.

PCW HOUSE SHOW RESULTS – MARCH 24TH – POUGHKEEPSIE, NY

There was a ten bell salute to Jan Ross- former WWE announcer Jim Ross’s wife- who passed away earlier in the week due to a tragic accident.

The crowd popped when the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja walked to the ring to their theme song (sung to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song):“Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Heroes with a six pack- of beer SOFTBALL POWER!”

Their opponents- nerdy duck call decoy fabricators and master’s students The Dork Dynasty.

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Stan, Tiny, and Hank w/April O’Neale defeat The Dork Dynasty: Sheldon Robertson, Leonard Robertson, and (for one night only) Howard Robertson @ 20:01-Everyone had a chance to shine here. Even Howard Robertson (and his robotic arm) got a few shots in.

‘The Perpetual Hungry’ Couch Potato ambled to the ring and was greeted with a shower of Hostess Twinkees from the crowd a la the tradition of throwing streamers into the ring. CP spent the first couple minutes scooping up the Twinkies.

Then Dick Van Damn came out to the reggae version of Pantera’s ‘Walk.’

E.J. Flack was next. He got on the microphone and said forget about ‘rowing the boat,’ sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Flack worked real hard to whip up his charges and get them battle ready. Would it work?

A-Bomb and H-Bomb defeat Couch Potato and Dick Van Damn w/Manager E. J. Flack @ 1:15 –No. Next.

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Craigh na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire Rendell: JAMIE! JAMIE? JAM-AHHGH!

Voice (Canadian dialect): It’s about time you got here, eh?

…Blaire becomes aware that she’s on stage with Jack Fraiser.

Blaire Rendell: Son of a bitch. Not again.

Blaire looks disgusted by the whole situation.

Blaire Rendell: Oh…whatever. I need something to drink.

Fraiser reaches into his bag and hands her a Molson. Blaire rips the can out of his hand, opens it up, and chugs it.

Jack Fraiser with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Millennial Man w/Manager E.J. Flack @ 1:05-So, the good news is that the Millennial Man lasted more than a minute in his single’s match for the first time. The bad news is that the only reason he lasted that long was because Fraiser and Rendell got into a huge row before the match. There was more excitement watching Fraiser and Rendell argue with each other than in the entire match with Millennial Man.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann SpeaksTo make the evening even worse, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann made his way to the ring for a little ‘heart to heart’ talk with PCW.

Mr. McMann: “Dawn, I get it. You put your heart and soul into something and you don’t want to admit that it’s not working. Dawn, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have to say- this whole political wrestling thing is not working. Your ratings are tanking. Fans haven’t exactly rushed through the turnstiles- no matter how many tickets your ex-husband Ray McAvay buys and then gives away to fill the arena up. I know this much- people are tired of politics. No, let me rephrase that- people are fed up with politics. I also know this- people love sports and people want to be entertained. More so, people want…that’s right…sports entertainment. Dawn, I know it’s hard to admit when your wrong and I know it’s hard to admit the truth…the cold, hard truth. But it’s possible. Why?”

The crowd gasps when ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Mr. McMann’s arch enemy in PCW going all the way back to 2006, walks downs to the ring wearing a flimsy t-shirt with ‘ASSIMILATED’ across the front of it. Tess climbs into the ring and much to the dismay of most of the crowd stands side by side with the Sports Entertainment Genius.

Then on the video screen, a match appears from 2008.

REPLAY: 5/19/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV MATCH #2 “Sports Entertainment Genius” MR. McMANN vs. “PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl” TESSA MARTIN of the 3 Amigas w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila SheilaMr. McMann smiles at Tessa. Tessa’s glare could bore through steel.

McMann: “Hey. You’re not still upset about the fact that I stalked you and later had you hypnotized on the old BCEW Cable show to make you do a striptease, are you?”

She raises her eyebrows at him.

McMann: “I’m just here to let bygones be bygones. Let’s just shake hands and start all over, okay?” Mr. McMann extends his hand. Tessa kicks him in the balls. Daisy Cutter-Bomb then tosses Tessa the oversized pizza box and she blasts Mr. McMann in the kisser with it.

Suave: “Nope. Guess not.”

She puts her foot on McMann’s chest and gets the pin.

WINNER: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN

Tessa turns and leaves Mr. McMann unconscious in the middle of the ring.

Suave: “Well, if that’s not a feel good moment, I don’t know what one is.”

Mr. McMann: “That’s right. Tessa Martin, once the heart and soul of the PCW women’s division, has finally seen the light and joined me. And if that’s not a feel good moment, I sure as hell don’t know what one either. Dawn, Tess has seen the errors of her ways…it’s time you see the error of yours too.”

McGill finally came out and told McMann that part of life is not giving up when times are bleak and things are going your way.

Dawn McGill: “I’m finding that the most important thing in life is not accepting failure but getting back up again and again and staring it down.”

McGill then stunned the PCW fans on hand by announcing the SEC’s opponent for tonight- PCW Hall of Famers The Drunken Luchadors: Dan and Don Martini. The Drunken Luchadors come out with their distinctive pre-match warm up, consisting of shotgunning down a bottle of Jack Daniels and breaking the bottle over their head.

Tess stays at ringside to watch with the SEC.

The Drunken Luchadors: Dan and Don Martini defeat A.J. Alabama and Stevie ‘War’ Eagles w/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl‘ Tessa Martin and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann (Sports Entertainment Corporation) via DQ at 18:50-the crowd was red hot for PCW legends Dan and Don Martini. Midway through the match, Tess tosses in a couple of chairs and Alabama and Eagles each place one in front of a Martini. They attempt to finish off the Drunken Luchadors with a killer baseball slide drop kick! But both Martini brothers fall off the turnbuckle, flipping the chair up in the air into the face of both SEC members.

Finally, McMann directs Gator Bates, Butch Fullmer, and Tessa herself into the ring to cause of DQ and save the SEC the embarrassment of losing a match to a team who haven’t wrestled competitively in several years.

Next up…

*Spooky music begins followed by a funky beat*

(sung to ‘Ghostbusters’)If there’s something grazing In your neighborhood Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you see a herd And it don’t look good Who you gonna call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

If you’re seeing horns Running through your yard Who can you call (Goatbusters) If you have a goat Sleeping in your bed Oh, who you gonna call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you’re all alone Pick up the phone And call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I hear it likes the girls I ain’t afraid of no Goat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you’ve had a dose Of a freaky Goat Maybe you’d better call (Goatbusters)

Let me tell you something Bustin’ makes me feel good

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Average Joe and Brad Company defeat The Goatbusters: Ray Scantz and Peter Jenkman with Ergon @ 11:20-Average Joe in the ring and hits charging corner uppercuts. Scantz fires back and then Jenkman climbed in and tried to Cross the Stream but Average Joe fought back. Half nelson suplex connects by Average Joe for a close 2. He sets Scantz up top and cracks him in the jaw with an overhand right. Company tags in. Company with a head butt. Company with the back kick and then a big boot. He finishes Scantz off with a hammerlock DDT and that’s all.

Ken Worth-American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Les Miserables) vs. Bi-Partisan Dream Team: Blue Dog D (Progressive Alliance) and RINO-The Wonk Machine (American Patriots)- 15 minute time limit draw – …Blue Dog D sent to the floor. RINO isolated. Worth and Escondido double team and score a near fall. Worth missed a cannonball and RINO made the hot tag to Blue Dog D who ran wild and sent Escondido to the floor and hit Worth with the Electric Chair facebuster for 2. Blue Dog D sent Worth out of the ring and then missed a cannonball to the floor. Time ran out before the wrestlers could get back in. Entertaining match.

The crowd went nuts when…

A man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks to the ring and climbs in. he motions for Kimber Marshall to take a temporary powder while he’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity. The announcer guy then hushes the crowd.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. First out, a group of Arizona State sorority sisters walk out taking selfies of themselves on their cell phones and then texting them onto their twitter accounts. Next, two men follow carrying a golden sedan chair holding a six foot seven inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes to the ring. Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!

The procession winds its way to the ring. The camera pans over to the sorority sisters. They continue to make obnoxious faces, like the duck face expression among others, and take multiple selfies. The procession stops at the ring steps and Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair. He takes in the acclamation from the crowd and climbs into the ring.

Tanaka came out next, rolling his eyes at Rah’s antics.

“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from the Les Miserables Musical plays and ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and Charlie Blackwell lead the Les Miserables to the ring.

MAIN EVENT: Rah! and Yamamoto Tanaka defeat ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell @ 14:29-Tanaka did the heavy work. Rah got in a few fun moments. McAvay whacked Rah with the Big Bertha Driver and Blackwell had Tanaka in the Katahajime but the Japanese SuperDestroyer grabbed the bottom rope to break the hold. In the end, Tanaka hit the SuperDestroyer on McAvay to gain the win.

Tonight’s TV TapingPCW tapes the next Extreme Political TV tonight in Queens, New York. It will be interesting to see what transpires when Professor McCarthy, the Progressive Alliance, and the American Patriots are allowed back into the building.

The Progressive Alliance are doubling down on their ‘fight back’ to Donald Trump’s ascension to PCW CEO and blood war against the American Patriots and Professor McCarthy has upped the ante in his crusade to rid PCW of political incorrectness.

The American Patriots are in flux and divided. They couldn’t come to any consensus in Poughkeepsie on how to respond to the Progressive Alliance attack. Paul Ryan couldn’t rally the troops to come out and come to the PCW fans defense. Kirk Walstreit is more interested in asking random questions to an old Ronald Reagan mask than he seems to be challenging for the PCW title.

How will all of this mix together? We’ll find out on the next edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.

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