#warm beers

[ceilidho]

the ultimate ghoap x reader dynamic is Soap having a wayyyyy higher sex drive than Ghost (because Simon's a bit older and honestly Johnny just constantly needs to come or he gets all worked up and barky and restless) so Ghost just lets Soap borderline maul you to keep him occupied. lets him go crazy on you whenever Soap's feeling pent up because, that way, when Ghost wants you to just sit on his dick and cockwarm him during a football game or something, he can tell the silly pup to scram because he's already had his turn.

[sketchy-mf]

I tried drawing silly teeth man for the first time, I started tweaking

Also funny interaction I had with @owly-lumi while on discord call (They gave me permission to use the png of their drawing)

[maxpaulll]

Tank/Darlin my BELOVED, put down the beer, I can smell it from here /j

[morn1e]

No context to this💔💔💔

dude is dying thank god🙏🙏🙏fly low motherfucker🕊️

[coffeestainedcashmere]

november 2024. 🍂

[orangegloom]

my parents arent letting me have any champagne 😢

[slanax]

Post-canon Akane and Junpei Zeroescape discuss baby names

Akane, wanting to make a cute little inside bit that Sigma and Phi would find really sweet: How about Quark? The Morphogenetic Field: :) Junpei, instantly and violently recalling 45 years of post-apocalypse, his adopted grandson, and another FUCKING death game for good measure: hhhhhh

[inafieldofdaisies]

Character Inspiration | Deputy Calahan Hartley

tagging some of Calahan's fans, @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @strangefable @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @voidika @poisonedtruth @theelderhazelnut @florbelles @direwombat @madparadoxum @nightbloodbix @adelaidedrubman 🤍

[whetstonefires]

for the wip guessing game: glass

okay i figured out which wips this is for lmao.

1) wangxian no-war au 2) original fantasy manuscript 3) top guide in this town unposted chapters 4) 2 of jin ling's uncles take a roadtrip [working title]

He was staring up at Wei Wuxian’s face, glass-brown eyes half-lidded but fierce.

It glittered, in the sunlight, when you looked down at it cupped in the wide harbor—they were great glass-makers, and the sign of wealth was not that you had glass in your windows but that the little panes were thin and even enough to look through.

Inside, the glass had been shattered.

[null result]

This was a fun word to run on the mdzs fics lmao; I suspected this would be the result. 'Glass' is the comparison the novel makes for the color of Lan Wangji's eyes, rendered 'gold' for the animation, and glass does not otherwise appear in the setting that I can recall.

I tend to interpret this description in terms of how the two easiest/cheapest colors to get in glass are generally brown and blue, both much easier than colorless, so these are the colors you see most often in historical contexts where there's a glass industry, but not a huge one.

In which case we're doing an interesting thing where an amber brown that would normally be considered warm, being shaded toward a somewhat reddish yellow, becomes a 'cold' color because it's being defined as 'glass,' which also lends it a sense of hardness and clarity. Given I'm working with translation idk if this is correct, but it's my working hypothesis.

Since Mo Xuanyu does not feel the need to draw this description of Hanguang-jun's features, there is no glass in his fic at all.

[bumblebeeplease]

Sam really is just doing all the work here single handedly reluctantly reuniting the USA. I just got the junk dealer’s gf back to him and Sam’s just told to keep going.

I’d say Sam needs a raise but I don’t think he gets paid.

This poor man needs a day off. I need to find more of those hot springs and force some time off for him.

[floridazcrazy]

Whatever codependent situationship shit Will smith and Celebrini have going on reminds me of American nights

why am i yapping in the tags bruh

[batarangsoundsdumb]

btw when phoebe bridgers said 'got a stack of mail and a tall can, it's a shower beer, it's a payment plan' did she know the thought of shower beers would haunt me for the rest of my life?

[teruel-a-witch]

'two gays guys on their beach watching the sunset'

(as far as I'm concerned this is the last shot of the show then fadeout)

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good

[coffeestainedcashmere]

friday evening hot yoga was the right call after an exhaustingly chaotic week.

[somepancakeonline5377]

This is my son Santana from JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure: Part 2 Battle Tendency he is unwell and his fathers have abandoned him. If you donate money to me I will use it to cover him in milk and slam him agaisint the wall please and thank you