#warm beers

[ceilidho]

the ultimate ghoap x reader dynamic is Soap having a wayyyyy higher sex drive than Ghost (because Simon's a bit older and honestly Johnny just constantly needs to come or he gets all worked up and barky and restless) so Ghost just lets Soap borderline maul you to keep him occupied. lets him go crazy on you whenever Soap's feeling pent up because, that way, when Ghost wants you to just sit on his dick and cockwarm him during a football game or something, he can tell the silly pup to scram because he's already had his turn.

[shift-shaping]

Do y'all think Wisdom was basically Solas's therapist so when it was murdered he was like "well time to be really unwell again I guess" and just really committed to never getting better

[maxpaulll]

Tank/Darlin my BELOVED, put down the beer, I can smell it from here /j

[slanax]

Post-canon Akane and Junpei Zeroescape discuss baby names

Akane, wanting to make a cute little inside bit that Sigma and Phi would find really sweet: How about Quark? The Morphogenetic Field: :) Junpei, instantly and violently recalling 45 years of post-apocalypse, his adopted grandson, and another FUCKING death game for good measure: hhhhhh

[inafieldofdaisies]

Character Inspiration | Deputy Calahan Hartley

tagging some of Calahan's fans, @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @strangefable @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @voidika @poisonedtruth @theelderhazelnut @florbelles @direwombat @madparadoxum @nightbloodbix @adelaidedrubman 🤍

[bumblebeeplease]

Sam really is just doing all the work here single handedly reluctantly reuniting the USA. I just got the junk dealer’s gf back to him and Sam’s just told to keep going.

I’d say Sam needs a raise but I don’t think he gets paid.

This poor man needs a day off. I need to find more of those hot springs and force some time off for him.

[telesodalite]

[Unfinished Fem!Fulfire doodle for tonight <3]

[floridazcrazy]

Whatever codependent situationship shit Will smith and Celebrini have going on reminds me of American nights

why am i yapping in the tags bruh

[batarangsoundsdumb]

btw when phoebe bridgers said 'got a stack of mail and a tall can, it's a shower beer, it's a payment plan' did she know the thought of shower beers would haunt me for the rest of my life?

[teruel-a-witch]

'two gays guys on their beach watching the sunset'

(as far as I'm concerned this is the last shot of the show then fadeout)

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good

[coffeestainedcashmere]

friday evening hot yoga was the right call after an exhaustingly chaotic week.

[somepancakeonline5377]

This is my son Santana from JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure: Part 2 Battle Tendency he is unwell and his fathers have abandoned him. If you donate money to me I will use it to cover him in milk and slam him agaisint the wall please and thank you

[pendraegon]

you know what they say. americans love cheeseburger.

[dolligguk]

- 𝗌𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗋 .

𝗁𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗆 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽..

𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥.

𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 .. 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄

mine, put creds if you use my creations. @dollikoo on pintrest.

[476b]

the last 1/4 of a beer is basically undrinkable why does no one talk about this