#warhammer objectified

[cheesycookster]

his design is absolutely amazing I loved drawing the details on the hammer oooouyhhh scrumptious...

[tansypawz]

GUYS GUYSGUSGYUSGASUYDA I HAVE. A THEORY SPOILERS FOR THE NEW OBJECTIFIED EPISODE ?? I THINK

I THINK WARHAMMER IS THREESPINES. HEAR ME OUT

we know that, while threespines is Gigantic at the end of the day its still an assimilated object AND we also know warhammer has been missing for a while in ebb and flow, when fossil and painkiller are talking about warhammer, painkiller says smth like "i wonder what someone so huge could be up to rn" before looking up at, YEP YOU GUESSED IT, MOTHERFUCKING THREESPINES

AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT SUCH A BIG OBJECT [LAWLESS KING] WOULD MAKE SUCH A BIG CATASTROPHE ONCE ASSIMILATED

WARHAMMER WAS ASSIMILATED. AND NOW HE IS THREESPINES. YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS

[lore-pls]

Ulfar/Titus for Kinktober. Prompt: breast worship. You know what that means. Tig. Ol'. Biddies.

[skxrbrand]

*Objectifies you for your skull*

[ladymirdan]

*me thinking (and looking) at sexy, buff as hell, (clearly) single men all day*

“Why do you like 40k? That is like for guys”

Me:”No reason”

Warhammer is such a fem hobby oh you’re painting minis? With your beautiful delicate hands? [leans in

[adrienneleclerc]

Hey there I was wondering if you could write for Henry Cavill and can it be something like y/n is kind of a newly famous younger singer and is on the Graham Norton Show with Henry and you know he’s always kind of been objectified which kind of makes me sad so maybe Graham mentions that y/n is a fan of Henry and he assume it’s mostly about his looks but y/n asks Henry about gaming and stuff like War Hammer and stuff and he’s really happy that it’s not just a bout his looks and it’s a cute moment as they bond about that stuff and maybe turns a little flirty. Hope that makes sense x

This is so cute! I have watched some Graham Norton interviews with Henry Cavill and I have looked up about War Hammer to make it as accurate as possible, Y/N will be 28, I believe that age gap is good, 12 year age gap like my parents’, hope you like it! Like always, it will be Hispanic Reader because you didn’t clarify ☺️

Nerds in Love

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Hispanic/Latina! Reader

Summary: Henry Cavill and Y/N bond over their love for Warhammer and World of Warcraft in the most unlikely place.

Warning: no warnings.

A/N: im sorry if I keep mentioning Eiza González in my Henry Cavill fanfics but she is literally the only Latina that can be linked to him, the only other Latina is technically Shakira and I don’t think they even talked. Also, I LOVE Becky G so she will ALWAYS be like a reference when it comes to outfits or songs when writing about “singer! Reader”

Y/N was in the recording booth, recording her new song.

“Soy muy buena niña, 100 de calificación, tengo todo bien resuelto, vivo chill de vacación, cerveza, billar, dados, tacos son mi tradición, pero tú eres idiota.” Y/N sang but her manager made a signal to stop and the backing track stopped, Y/N took off her headphones. “What’s going on? I thought it was sounding really good.” Y/N got out of the booth.

“It was, it really was, my dear, but I got a call and Graham Norton wants you on his show as his musical guest.” Y/N manager, Milagros, said. Y/N got a water bottle out of the mini fridge by the soundboard.

“Graham Norton? I didn’t think I was popular enough with the UK crowd, I just started.” Y/N said, drinking water.

“Your song was in a movie, you gained a lot of fans from that. Plus, you’d be surprised how many Europeans LOVE Latinas. Would you be interested? He wants you in 2 weeks.” Milagros said

“I don’t know if I can, I don’t even watch the show.” Y/N said.

“Well, i thought you’d be interested since Henry Cavill will be one the guests.” Milagros said, she turned to leave the studio.

“In 2 weeks, right?” Y/N asked.

“Yes! Okay so Henry Cavill will be there with Eiza González, and Henry Goulding. I’m gonna make the call, continue recording, this song is going to be a hit, I know it.” Milagros walked away to make the call.

“Okay compa, do we start from the top?” Y/N asked, stepping into the booth.

“Yes, that would be preferable.” The music producer said.

Y/N was backstage getting her makeup done.

“Oh my god, I’m so nervous. I’ve seen what people have said about Renee Rapp and how she has no media training, these people will rip me to shreds.” Y/N began to panic to Milagros.

“A ver, mi niña, cálmate, You’re going to be great, you’re going to sing your heart out, sit with the Henries and Eiza, and answer some questions that Graham might have about your musical journey. You’ve been working for this, you’ll be great.” Milagros said. Y/N was wearing a decent performance outfit that’s also TV appropriate.

“And welcoming the Latin Pop Princess of the moment, here’s Y/N L/N singing her hit, ‘Arranca’” Graham announced and Y/N walk out on stage wearing this.

She sang her song and everyone applauded. Y/N walked over to sit next to Henry Goulding.

“Y/N, that was a spectacular performance, honestly.” Graham complimented her.

“Oh thank you, I was very nervous, this is my first TV appearance.” Y/N responded.

“Does not seem like it. I’ve heard that you are a big fan of Henry Cavill.” Graham said.

“Oh yes, I really am.” Y/N responded, nodding her head excitedly.

“Are you a fan of his shirtless movie scenes?” Graham asked and Y/N laughed a little before catching a glimpse of Henry who looked a little uncomfortable with Graham’s question.

“No actually, I became a fan of his when I discovered that he’s into Warhammer as well.” Y/N replied and Henry looked at her.

“Really?” Henry asked.

“Yes! I’ve collected quite a few, sometimes I just don’t have the time to paint all of them so there are a few figurines left untouched.” Y/N said.

“Whenever you finish painting, we should play together sometime.” Henry said.

“I’d like that a lot actually, it’s a dream come true to okay Warhammer with the great Henry Cavill, are you kidding?” Y/N said and there a few laughs.

“So Y/N, you’re still new to the industry, only being signed for what, 5 months? How did you get discovered?” Graham asked

“Well, my friend was holding this fundraiser because she runs that performing arts school in New York, the one Timothee Chalamet went too…” Y/N started and there were cheers in the crowd. “Yeah, Timothee is popular, anyway, she needed to replace a performer who got sick, she knows I sing, so instead of playing world of Warcraft that night, I was singing on stage and this woman, who is now my manager, came up to me with this tall guy and said I had a really great voice and if I was interested in becoming a singer.” Y/N said.

The last 6 minutes of the show was just Y/N answering questions because she is new to the industry. When the show finished, Y/N was walking backstage when she felt someone touch her shoulder. She turned around and saw Henry.

“You play world of Warcraft too?” Henry asked.

“Yeah, I do. Along with The Witcher, it’s actually the reason why I became a fan of you. I know I said it with Graham, but it’s awesome that there’s a celebrity with the same hobbies as me, you know? Besides, it’s fun to surprise people who only see me as a pretty face.” Y/N said.

“Yes, I feel the same way, a lot of people see my body and they become a fab of me because they think I’m hot.” Henry said.

“I mean you are hot, but you are so much more than that.” Y/N said

“What do you feel about getting dinner with me right now?” Henry asked. Y/N looked down at her outfit.

“Let me change and I’ll let Milagros know.” Y/N said.

“I’ll wait for you outside the door so we can leave together.” Henry said and Y/N went to her dressing room and told Milagros everything.

“Ay mija, Im so excited for you. Have fun, tell me everything.” Milagros said, giving Y/N her change of clothes.

Y/N walked out and saw Henry on his phone. He looked up as soon as he heard the door open and close.

“You look great. Let’s go.” Henry said, holding out his arm so Y/N could hold on as they started walking out of the studio.

The End

I hope you like it! I was thinking of a part 2 where Henry and Y/N are on the show again and Y/N sings “So American” and they just talk about their relationship. If you think that’s a good idea that is

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[homunculus-argument]

As goofy as it is, specifically being grim, grimy and gritty to the point of being goofy, I think the greatest achievement of the Warhammer universe as a work of art is the way it manages to glorify war without glorifying war. I've always been crossways with war games, because war is not a game. It's a sickening waste - everything that has ever been invested in war has been wasted in war. Materials, efforts, invention, technology, not to speak of human lives, all that is sacrificed is sacrificed as an atrocious waste. No human being is worth less than their weight in ground meat. The entire machinery is shitty, exists solely because it has to exist, and only has to exist because everyone else is doing it, too. If nobody was doing this shitty fucking thing, then nobody would have to do this shitty fucking thing. The entire concept of organised warfare is shitty in its very essence.

And the Warhammer universe's response to that is "lmao I know, right?" It's an absolute unapologetic crapsack world, that pulls no punches about how bad this universe where There Is Only War absolutely fucking sucks. Those with a capacity for a noble soul and willing self-sacrifice shit themselves when they die just as much as unwilling collateral damage casualties. The sheer extent in which human beings can be objectified and dehumanised - sometimes straight-up literally - is done with such casual callousness that it's downright deliberately comical. Everything being bleak and shitty is a defining characteristic of an universe defined by war, because everything being bleak and shitty is the very nature of war.

As much as the sheer bleak shittiness of it is taken to a cartoonish, unapologetically comical extreme, I can appreciate the honesty of the approach. And that makes me able to enjoy it just as much as my boyfriend, who does like guns and war games for their own sake. With the aknowledgement that War Is Fucking Shit out of the way, I can agree that the design choice of a tank with a goddamn church organ built on top of it just unironically looks cool.

[supersonicanimates]

objectified things that are hard to explain to my friends

-the fact one of the characters are named warhammer. especially to my best friend who's a warhammer40k nerd

-the fact pretty much all of the cast is lgbtq+ (while i am semi-openly aroace, same with my best friend mentioned above, i dunno if my other friends know many lgbtq+ terms)

-organspace. then again even im still a bit confused but i think i get it

-what object or animal some of the characters are

-faux objects. how the fuck do i explain those to them

[ritualcaster]

I wanted to run though all the stuff we don't know about objectified.

All of it.

Apocalypse guide:

Starsheet - onset advance, what are all three variants

What is ID: gestalt

Who is ID: symbiote - who's been talking to wagyu through the hive cores - what did they mean by "rocks" and "machines"

Concept art

Who is "Wristwatch" and why is he gone

Turtleshells Journal

Whereabout's for all the characters mentioned in present time

Who the 4 "?" Characters are

Morrigan, just the whole character really.

What are the lawless kings up to / how will they be used in the story

Whats happening in the other countries, and are they working to help the rings (or, why did they abandon them)

Who controls the dread tides

Character refs (I can't belive this needs a section)

The blacked out text in Ghost Peppers ref

Gums scar[s] (basically just "cherry")

From here onward, It's plot speculation, and the sections are labeled after characters rather than the website elements.

CITRUS

Parents / the full story of the flashback in "Venatics"

Why is he like some kind of fucked up vampire

What is his relation to Morrigan

Spool

He's just some guy.

No questions here.

Razor

What happened to the rest of her pack

Her relation to Warhammer (if any?)

Mushroom

Related to "PILOBOLUS" from the story in "Stranded", but how

What happened to Cattail (Fully considering that he probably died of course)

Wheres Mushrooms mother (Mentioned and shown in turtleshells journal) And Is she the relation to "Pilobus"

Why is the entire district empty?

Dynamite

Not much about his past can be used for plot

No questions

Brandy + Minty

Maple syrup (at fort blanket, mainly what happened to her if relevant to plot)

"The old stories from Ankh" - the first had plot relevance with mushroom, if there are more i expect similar things.

There's little depth in their past, namely just their time in marshlight.

Fossil

Her past with Push

Health problems with being a defect object (hinted at in "babs'" ref sheet, confirmed in qna)

Why she checked Painkillers eyes

The water thing she has (its quite possible its just because shes part gator, but i feel something deeper than that)

Painkiller

From marshlight, but we have literally no idea about their past other than that.

Theres no material for questions.

Dragonscale

Past in Demon's diner (namely with the lawless king she half-mentioned in "control")

Ghost pepper being and actual ghost (???)

Wagyu

How did he retain control? And why?

Who's trying to talk to him? And why?

Comet

What's with all the crow foreshadowing? (Probably Morrigan again)

Whats the full story with her 'version' of starsheet [Snowsheet? Onset advance?]

Gum

The story of her exes (all 7 of them)

The scar from "Cherry" (already mentioned this one but i'm curious)

Basically her entire past, (with multiple lawless kings?)

Overarching plot / Parasites

How will three-spines evolve and affect characters?

Who created the parasites, and why?

Where, is everyone? (Cattail, pushpin, turtleshell, everyone in middle ring, the lawless kings, characters from gums past.)

How is starsheet going to affect nearly half the characters, especially the onset advance variants.

If i remember right, in the qna, chester mentioned he had "special quirks" planned for every character. - [Everything that will be in the 'Everything else' category in the apocalypse guide.]

The the next late stage event

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Ok, i mentioned a few things twice, but i think thats all my questions right now.

All i can hope is that i'm asking the right ones.

[oscconfessions]

Objectified sucks! I mean - he has artstyle and some interesting details. BUT THATS ALL I GUESS. BECAUSE - 1) Its suppose to be a apocalypse comic, where is objects against parasites. But we get a freaking "gayass love drama" in all characters arcs, a killers/murders characters. Seriously fans of some characters (Citrus, Dynamite, Razor) - they defend them by justifying this. And also disgusting to see when this fans say all the time - "well, they are cuties, hot, wuggie-huggie pookies uuu, look at my girl/boy, how you cant like them uwu" - SCREW YOU 2) As i said - its love-drama (but actually comedy, that not funny) - HELLO! THERE IS DAMN APOCALYPSE, I NEED LORE ABOUT HOW THIS THINGS KILL OBJECTS! Only Painkiller and Fossil has something of that and probably new chapter with Comet. But not enough! 3) Turtleshell book - its not bad, its really well done fanfic but here is question - WHY DO I NEED THIS? Its not about Objectified, its another story! And for what? Only to know that Razor dad is giant ass Warhammer? woah! (clapping fast). 4) Citrus and Wagyu - the worst characters ever. First just a disgusting lier and also abuser, who killed probably hundred innocents! He is damn murder, how FAQ he has FANbase?! but at the same time boring as hell FATASS. Wagyu - the most idiotic and useless. Only his super ass power to being infested and being ded 2000. BUT EVEN THIS NOT WELL DONE WRITE! HE STILL BORING... 5) Objectified fanbase abuse a CiderAmese - cause thought that if Objectified has a object-monster (aka animals), thats mean this is a original of all object-monsters When CiderAmese steal this. NO - CiderAmese draw object-monster before, even before the creator of Obj join in OSC.... speaking about Obj creator - 6) As i saw and read, he actually not so good person and did a lotsa bad things. Thats why he delete all his social medias and hide. But i think he learn a lesson, and when QA that he and his team planned one day publish (as i think, not sure about this sorry) - there is will be (I HOPE) explains, or just official apologies.

This comic has a potential, but i can see only love-salty drama. Stupid characters and absolutely zero about Parasite and object conflict. Oh and Spool is British... the most scariest thing ever!!!

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[gardenofeden5457]

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[glagglepacks]

hello, you can call us glaggle! on this blog we make id packs for everyone to use. we love requests so don't be afraid. we also just like talking so if you just want to say hi that's also cool.

: more about us :

osdd-1b traumagenic system

bodily 18

luso-american

collectively uses he/it

we like fnaf, tf2, undertale aus, gravity falls, regretevator, pressure, phighting, roblox myths, hermitcraft, empires smp, life series, cookie run, sanders sides, pokemon, adventure time, sally face, scp, octonauts, mlp, stanley parable, rottmnt, wof, warrior cats, cult of the lamb, stardew valley, poppy playtime, invader zim, dbh, craig of the creek, lethal company, trolls, sonic, tadc, welcome home, tawog, inside out, omori, smiling friends, kirby, objectified, deltarune, among us, sims 4, hades, resident evil village, good omens, stray, inscription, over the garden wall, dhmis, encanto, luca, bluey, mario, animal crossing, our flag means death, little nightmares, bee and puppycat, hilda, she-ra, jsab, hollow knight, dialtown, ddlc, dungeon meshi, warhammer 40k, night in the woods, jjba (part 1 & 2), atla, dead boy detective, tattletale, a hat in time, spongebob, garfield, fosters home for imaginary friends, codename kids next door, inside job, ruby gloom, centaurworld, lps, nimona, maomao, team umizoomi

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we have our own opinions on things but will not share them on Tumblr. we can't stop anyone from looking at our id packs and we just want to avoid causing arguments. we block freely though.

: common fronters :

donnie . he/they . organizer . 💜

michael . he/they . protector . 🍕

mushroom . any . autopilot . 🍄

lethal . he/it . communicator . 🔪

grime . he/it . watcher . 🦴

no idea/blurry . ⁉️

: masterlist :

COOKIE RUN

truffle cookie, onion cookie, vampire cookie, poison mushroom cookie

POKEMON

scorbunny

REGRETEVATOR

dr retro, poob, bive, gnarpy, split, infected, lampert, pilby, prototype, pest, scag, mozelle

OTHER

glaggleland

POPPY PLAYTIME

craftycorn, catnap, dogday

GRAVITY FALLS

dipper, bill

[skunts-own-truth]

While objectifying a person is pretty fucked up, I have decided it is perfectly acceptable to objectify fictional characters, since they aren’t real and are not people. For example, I objectify the Primarchs from Warhammer 40k every day, and I think I’m better off for it, since I’m not taking them too seriously in lore discussions- it’s hard to, when you imagine yourself choking on their big fat badangos. Better that, in my opinion, than getting mad at people in Reddit threads for lore disagreements or something.

The key is, I think, to fully accept and understand that fictional characters ain’t real. It’s perfectly healthy to objectify a fictional character, but you can’t have that slush over to your thoughts of a flesh-and-blood human person. That’s no good! While I am sure some folks have a hard time separating the two, especially now in the age of normalized fandom, I find it far more sound-minded to seperate the concept of character and person. Relating more to a human being, and objectifying a character- rather than objectifying a person and relating to a character.

And in general, I do find it healthier to just not take things so seriously, but in this day and age I don’t think folks will follow me on that bit of Dustynized philosophy. But, listen, cousins: chill, and take life like you take a hot bubble bath. You get pruny, but while you’re in it, that water’s kinda nice! Don’t eat the foamy bubbles, either.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

generic-goblin

Really? A warhammer author objectified women in his work? Toll the town bell...

He says how pretty she is... then mentions that she has some ugly ass scars on her face.

So is she pretty or ugly? You can not have it both ways.

[supersonicanimates]

once i explained objectified to my friend as if BFDI, Fallout, and The Thing (the horror movie) had a kid that went to furry conventions and pride parades

tbh he likes a lot "cooler" stuff like fallout, warhammer n shit so that's how i tried to explain it to him

i found out it's unblocked in my school system so might show him some of it next school year

also showed him this amazing panel

actually once i forced him to watch hfjone with me because i NEEDED TO SHOW HIM