#warhammer objectified

[cheesycookster]

his design is absolutely amazing I loved drawing the details on the hammer oooouyhhh scrumptious...

[tansypawz]

GUYS GUYSGUSGYUSGASUYDA I HAVE. A THEORY SPOILERS FOR THE NEW OBJECTIFIED EPISODE ?? I THINK

I THINK WARHAMMER IS THREESPINES. HEAR ME OUT

we know that, while threespines is Gigantic at the end of the day its still an assimilated object AND we also know warhammer has been missing for a while in ebb and flow, when fossil and painkiller are talking about warhammer, painkiller says smth like "i wonder what someone so huge could be up to rn" before looking up at, YEP YOU GUESSED IT, MOTHERFUCKING THREESPINES

AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT SUCH A BIG OBJECT [LAWLESS KING] WOULD MAKE SUCH A BIG CATASTROPHE ONCE ASSIMILATED

WARHAMMER WAS ASSIMILATED. AND NOW HE IS THREESPINES. YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS

[heretical-cogitations]

Just going to leave this dorn wip here...

[lore-pls]

Ulfar/Titus for Kinktober. Prompt: breast worship. You know what that means. Tig. Ol'. Biddies.

[ladymirdan]

*me thinking (and looking) at sexy, buff as hell, (clearly) single men all day*

“Why do you like 40k? That is like for guys”

Me:”No reason”

Warhammer is such a fem hobby oh you’re painting minis? With your beautiful delicate hands? [leans in

[waffley8]

Harry or Warhammer from objectified maybe, they are super cool

Harry👅

[homunculus-argument]

As goofy as it is, specifically being grim, grimy and gritty to the point of being goofy, I think the greatest achievement of the Warhammer universe as a work of art is the way it manages to glorify war without glorifying war. I've always been crossways with war games, because war is not a game. It's a sickening waste - everything that has ever been invested in war has been wasted in war. Materials, efforts, invention, technology, not to speak of human lives, all that is sacrificed is sacrificed as an atrocious waste. No human being is worth less than their weight in ground meat. The entire machinery is shitty, exists solely because it has to exist, and only has to exist because everyone else is doing it, too. If nobody was doing this shitty fucking thing, then nobody would have to do this shitty fucking thing. The entire concept of organised warfare is shitty in its very essence.

And the Warhammer universe's response to that is "lmao I know, right?" It's an absolute unapologetic crapsack world, that pulls no punches about how bad this universe where There Is Only War absolutely fucking sucks. Those with a capacity for a noble soul and willing self-sacrifice shit themselves when they die just as much as unwilling collateral damage casualties. The sheer extent in which human beings can be objectified and dehumanised - sometimes straight-up literally - is done with such casual callousness that it's downright deliberately comical. Everything being bleak and shitty is a defining characteristic of an universe defined by war, because everything being bleak and shitty is the very nature of war.

As much as the sheer bleak shittiness of it is taken to a cartoonish, unapologetically comical extreme, I can appreciate the honesty of the approach. And that makes me able to enjoy it just as much as my boyfriend, who does like guns and war games for their own sake. With the aknowledgement that War Is Fucking Shit out of the way, I can agree that the design choice of a tank with a goddamn church organ built on top of it just unironically looks cool.

[supersonicanimates]

objectified things that are hard to explain to my friends

-the fact one of the characters are named warhammer. especially to my best friend who's a warhammer40k nerd

-the fact pretty much all of the cast is lgbtq+ (while i am semi-openly aroace, same with my best friend mentioned above, i dunno if my other friends know many lgbtq+ terms)

-organspace. then again even im still a bit confused but i think i get it

-what object or animal some of the characters are

-faux objects. how the fuck do i explain those to them

[ritualcaster]

I wanted to run though all the stuff we don't know about objectified.

All of it.

Apocalypse guide:

Starsheet - onset advance, what are all three variants

What is ID: gestalt

Who is ID: symbiote - who's been talking to wagyu through the hive cores - what did they mean by "rocks" and "machines"

Concept art

Who is "Wristwatch" and why is he gone

Turtleshells Journal

Whereabout's for all the characters mentioned in present time

Who the 4 "?" Characters are

Morrigan, just the whole character really.

What are the lawless kings up to / how will they be used in the story

Whats happening in the other countries, and are they working to help the rings (or, why did they abandon them)

Who controls the dread tides

Character refs (I can't belive this needs a section)

The blacked out text in Ghost Peppers ref

Gums scar[s] (basically just "cherry")

From here onward, It's plot speculation, and the sections are labeled after characters rather than the website elements.

CITRUS

Parents / the full story of the flashback in "Venatics"

Why is he like some kind of fucked up vampire

What is his relation to Morrigan

Spool

He's just some guy.

No questions here.

Razor

What happened to the rest of her pack

Her relation to Warhammer (if any?)

Mushroom

Related to "PILOBOLUS" from the story in "Stranded", but how

What happened to Cattail (Fully considering that he probably died of course)

Wheres Mushrooms mother (Mentioned and shown in turtleshells journal) And Is she the relation to "Pilobus"

Why is the entire district empty?

Dynamite

Not much about his past can be used for plot

No questions

Brandy + Minty

Maple syrup (at fort blanket, mainly what happened to her if relevant to plot)

"The old stories from Ankh" - the first had plot relevance with mushroom, if there are more i expect similar things.

There's little depth in their past, namely just their time in marshlight.

Fossil

Her past with Push

Health problems with being a defect object (hinted at in "babs'" ref sheet, confirmed in qna)

Why she checked Painkillers eyes

The water thing she has (its quite possible its just because shes part gator, but i feel something deeper than that)

Painkiller

From marshlight, but we have literally no idea about their past other than that.

Theres no material for questions.

Dragonscale

Past in Demon's diner (namely with the lawless king she half-mentioned in "control")

Ghost pepper being and actual ghost (???)

Wagyu

How did he retain control? And why?

Who's trying to talk to him? And why?

Comet

What's with all the crow foreshadowing? (Probably Morrigan again)

Whats the full story with her 'version' of starsheet [Snowsheet? Onset advance?]

Gum

The story of her exes (all 7 of them)

The scar from "Cherry" (already mentioned this one but i'm curious)

Basically her entire past, (with multiple lawless kings?)

Overarching plot / Parasites

How will three-spines evolve and affect characters?

Who created the parasites, and why?

Where, is everyone? (Cattail, pushpin, turtleshell, everyone in middle ring, the lawless kings, characters from gums past.)

How is starsheet going to affect nearly half the characters, especially the onset advance variants.

If i remember right, in the qna, chester mentioned he had "special quirks" planned for every character. - [Everything that will be in the 'Everything else' category in the apocalypse guide.]

The the next late stage event

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Ok, i mentioned a few things twice, but i think thats all my questions right now.

All i can hope is that i'm asking the right ones.

[oscconfessions]

Objectified sucks! I mean - he has artstyle and some interesting details. BUT THATS ALL I GUESS. BECAUSE - 1) Its suppose to be a apocalypse comic, where is objects against parasites. But we get a freaking "gayass love drama" in all characters arcs, a killers/murders characters. Seriously fans of some characters (Citrus, Dynamite, Razor) - they defend them by justifying this. And also disgusting to see when this fans say all the time - "well, they are cuties, hot, wuggie-huggie pookies uuu, look at my girl/boy, how you cant like them uwu" - SCREW YOU 2) As i said - its love-drama (but actually comedy, that not funny) - HELLO! THERE IS DAMN APOCALYPSE, I NEED LORE ABOUT HOW THIS THINGS KILL OBJECTS! Only Painkiller and Fossil has something of that and probably new chapter with Comet. But not enough! 3) Turtleshell book - its not bad, its really well done fanfic but here is question - WHY DO I NEED THIS? Its not about Objectified, its another story! And for what? Only to know that Razor dad is giant ass Warhammer? woah! (clapping fast). 4) Citrus and Wagyu - the worst characters ever. First just a disgusting lier and also abuser, who killed probably hundred innocents! He is damn murder, how FAQ he has FANbase?! but at the same time boring as hell FATASS. Wagyu - the most idiotic and useless. Only his super ass power to being infested and being ded 2000. BUT EVEN THIS NOT WELL DONE WRITE! HE STILL BORING... 5) Objectified fanbase abuse a CiderAmese - cause thought that if Objectified has a object-monster (aka animals), thats mean this is a original of all object-monsters When CiderAmese steal this. NO - CiderAmese draw object-monster before, even before the creator of Obj join in OSC.... speaking about Obj creator - 6) As i saw and read, he actually not so good person and did a lotsa bad things. Thats why he delete all his social medias and hide. But i think he learn a lesson, and when QA that he and his team planned one day publish (as i think, not sure about this sorry) - there is will be (I HOPE) explains, or just official apologies.

This comic has a potential, but i can see only love-salty drama. Stupid characters and absolutely zero about Parasite and object conflict. Oh and Spool is British... the most scariest thing ever!!!

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[gardenofeden5457]

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[pikaapapow]

warhammer objectified

WOAH very fluffycreature

[bolters-and-rivets]

I feel like at this point I'm the only person on here who likes warhammer primarily because they are unhealthily autistic about guns and tanks and other such things that make other things go boom.

not that there's anything wrong with the smut, for the record, I'll defend you all till the day I day, I just can't make myself be horny about buff men and being horny about Sisters Of Battle makes me feels like I'm objectifying women so that's right out.

I'm starting to feel like the lone kid at school stuck in a corner playing by themselves :(

So... On my dash, with out naming names, I have watched someone getting into Warhammer because of smut.

Fuck I love this site.

[skxrbrand]

*Objectifies you for your skull*

[supersonicanimates]

once i explained objectified to my friend as if BFDI, Fallout, and The Thing (the horror movie) had a kid that went to furry conventions and pride parades

tbh he likes a lot "cooler" stuff like fallout, warhammer n shit so that's how i tried to explain it to him

i found out it's unblocked in my school system so might show him some of it next school year

also showed him this amazing panel

actually once i forced him to watch hfjone with me because i NEEDED TO SHOW HIM