#warcrime grandpa

[s3znl-gr3znl]

This is the end for you, punk

[count-doodoo]

sometimes i think "wow the jedi and sith had so many similarities", and then i realize that i'm thinking of fallen jedi who simply retained some of their jedi characteristics

case in point: "both dooku and the jedi were manipulated into fighting the clone wars for the sole benefit of palpacreep" -> "dooku was a jedi manipulated into war against the republic, and then the other jedi fought him"

or: "wow dooku loves teaching ventress just like jedi love their padawans" -> "dooku is a former jedi who used to show more love for his padawans"

so really all i've ever thought is "palpacreep is an asshole"

[jackals-ships]

swivel to garrus bc i was reminded of

vs zander "family is majority turian" shepard no cmon. do better than that. that's basic bitch shit chopchop

[videogamelover99]

you’re a big “mori is a horrible person but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a good villain and interesting to analyze” person which makes me wonder: what do you think of fukuchi?

Oh I hate him XD

[tallbluelady]

OC prompt for Rowan - skip forward on your playlist 17 times…

Stranger Things Have Happened - Foo Fighters

Rowan groaned as she started to wake. Her pulse throbbed throughout her body, a metronome reminding her that she still lived. But it told her that something was wrong. Something was so terribly, terribly wrong.

She flexed her fingers. She could at least do that. Toes, ankles, wrists, elbows... She sat up. She didn't feel anymore dizzy or sick from doing that too quickly as she would if she hadn't -

"You made it," Ardbert said.

Rowan pinched the bridge of her nose. "Was there doubt that I would?"

"A world's worth of Light in one mortal body? Aye, of course there was. Ryne managed to stabilize you on the mountain top and your duplicitous wizard ran down the entire mountain and giant Talos with you in his arms."

She groaned. What was she going to do about Urianger?

"You're not going to like it, but you should see the sky."

More groaning, and Rowan opened the shutters. The sky was the bright, roiling mass of light it was previously.

"Your friends are taking care of the people. Making sure the populace doesn't mob you because you brought the Light back -"

Rowan felt heat and anger bloom. "I didn't."

Ardbert crossed his arms. "Well, you certainly didn't get rid of it."

"I am not the Ascian who set this -" she motioned to the sky, "- all into motion. Nor am I the one who had well over one hundred years to prepare and the knowledge of Allag at his fingertips and was only able to come up with a bloody secret suicide pact and drag a man more than willing to play the villain into it."

She turned, and found her armor neatly placed by the door. She grabbed her boots and a fresh pair of socks and began to suit up.

"Where are you going?" he asked.

"I'm going to figure out how to get to the bottom of the Tempest so I can beat that smug look off of Emet-Selch's smarmy face."

"The place he told you to go to when you were ready to fully transform into an eater?"

Rowan rolled her eyes. "I'm not going to transform into a Sin Eater." She then winced as if glass broke within her rib cage. 

"To the library then?" Ardbert suggested gently.

"If I can even make it there..." She took as deep of a breath as she dared and walked to the door.

He shrugged. "Stranger things have happened, I suppose. And I'll be with you when you do it."

[whatsthisascianbullshit]

What if your WoL was an idol and her Azem traveled learning and writing songs in every new place to share with everyone at home so they could experience some of the joys and wonders of the world.

[beatriceportinari]

once again i must repeat what is going on with otacon's family

[jazbell]

hey hbo max i dont want a notif about the us presidential debate im not watching that shit

[darkopsiian]

absolutely based music selection

Attack on @darkopsiian!

I love this absolute plankton grandpa of an iterator lol I just noticed it was 29th of July which means art fight is about to end and I was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT" ALSO A SONG I HEADCANON TO HIM

[fallofcyber]

Basically Each Doctor

I love doing these so I thought I'd do another one.

First: Grandpa will throw hands and kidnap girls that look like his granddaughter.

Second: Hobo and his boyfriend achieve mischief, until hobo's parents return to send him to the mega gay zone.

Third: Rebellious child is sent to time out, and he takes over local military organization. Becomes a superhero and car dad.

Fourth: Man with teeth that could blot out the sun accidentally starts the biggest war ever.

Fifth: Man who is always out of his depth tries to keep his gaggle of children alive while they drag their leashes in 20 different directions.

Sixth: Sweetest man in the universe pretends to be a dick, and flashbangs people with his shear audacious style.

Seventh: 200iq giga-brain becomes the ultimate 5D chess-master to kill gods, and gets shot as soon as he steps foot into America.

Eighth: The happiest little rambunctious puppy gets repeatedly kicked in the stomach till he gives up via the pavlovian response.

War: "We don't talk about granddad warcrimes"

Ninth: Man comes back from war and becomes a PTSD ridden uber hippie.

Tenth: The most vain man in the universe kisses everyone and is unable to get over his ex.

Eleventh: Ancient demigod looks 25 and is going to make it everyone else's problem, especially for his in-laws.

Twelfth: Your college professor casually mentions all the cool shit he did in the 70s, all while saying ACAB and dismantling capitalism.

Thirteenth: Woman shoots longing glances at another woman for three seasons, all while lying about how much everyone else is contributing.

Fugitive: Woman's appearance completely breaks established canon, but honestly worth it because she's that cool.

Fourteenth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA happy 60th AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[count-doodoo]

sorry i know this is a grandpa warcrimes blog where i should be posting grandpa warcrimes things or at LEAST Laser Sword Universe Things but instead here is doodoo complaining about the human body pt 9809890787/?: WHY am i so fucking tired and also incapable of sleep. why. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[funnyscienceman]

at least twice now viktor has been wrong about something intertwining science with ideology/morality/philosophy

in s1 he says "scientists seek discoveries - ways to make the world a better place!"

when... no, scientists are just people who research and have expertise in a field of science. whatever their morals, ideals, or goals are, they're a scientist regardless.

(may or may not be him trying to distance himself from singed? trying to reconcile the field he loves with the idea that the man who first mentored him in it is a horrible person??)

the second time actually does involve singed. in the greenhouse, viktor says evolution has a destination, "Not to combat nature, but to supersede it."

which... is also wrong! no viktor, i know we disapprove of grandpa warcrimes, but he got it right that evolution is nature forever in flux! it like, kinda just happens, dude! whatever hexcore bs you're on right now, buddy, it might be messing with your head!

all joking aside, idk why viktor said this. he didn't act like himself at all throughout season 2 until like the last five minutes, imo, so my bias against s2 might be making it more difficult to engage with this tidbit where it's at. there also isnt much of a point to this post beyond "huh, weird", because i dont have a clue nor much of an inclination to figure out why viktor says this. at least in s1 that can be explained by him being super idealistic. here, idk man, chalk it up to hexcore bullshit and call it a day. maybe that's what the writers actually did this ep fuck if i know

[videogamelover99]

You say "Mori is partly responsible for Arahabaki project" and I raise you "It was actually Fukuchi". I mean. The man is hailed as a world hero; destroyed a few powerful entities; what those entities are left somewhat vague; we only know that one of them was Bram, and he's far less dead than he's supposed to be.

While I don't think it's in his wheelhouse per se I do see Fukuchi being in on it in some way, like hell, maybe Chuuya was supposed to be the start of the Hunting Dogs.

[allgremlinart]

well I was an internalized homophobia Zuko truther before we learned that grandpa warcrimes outlawed homosexuality..

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

"I know this man. He's no great warrior." "Neither were you when we first met." HE WAS A TODDLER YOU DICK

I KNOW RIGHT. LIKE OK GRANDPA WARCRIMS

[toon-topaz]

Top 5 Transformers (please educate me)

Oh baby I'm gonna go hammy (please note I'm mostly going off Transformers Prime iterations because that's the only show I've watched all the way through) These are my personal favorites: 5. Wheeljack

An inventor with a penchant for making things explode (sometimes on purpose), in Prime he's also a samurai/cowboy lone wolf type, a good mix of badass and goofy.

4. Shockwave

Mad scientist who runs exclusively on logic, basically warcrime central, God is probably afraid of him given how he spends his time in the show reviving actual dragon fossils like it's no big deal.

Also his lil antennas move

3. Ratchet

Tired and annoyed grandpa, he's so done with everyone's shit and a total grump, but also, a giant dork. Big ok boomer energy, did robot steroids once and went absolutely nuts for an episode, and on top of everything he's voiced my Jeffrey goddamn Combs.

2. Knockout

He's the doctor, but for the villains. I can't get enough of him, he's a flashy red sports car, so flamboyantly gay he literally is canonically married in the comics (special shoutout to his himbo husband Breakdown). He's a catty vain sadistic bastard and he carries it so well, look at him go.

1. Starscream

Poor little meow meow supreme, literally so iconic he got an entire trope named after him. He's ambitious, cowardly, treacherous and has an ego the size of a planet but as fragile as glass. He's literally so pathetic and yet somehow cool, I want to hug him and punch him in the face all at once. Not to mention voiced excellently by Steve Blum

Really just the transformer ever <3

Plus, look at his hips