#warbly

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[tojisun]

cockwarming price in his office but it’s all about the visceral need to be closer. it’s sensual, yes, but it’s not teasing nor desperate; just him rubbing your back as you sink down his cock, swallowing it whole and letting it nestle deep in you. he murmurs his praises, affection heavy on his tongue, before he continues his work; sorting out files with monotony, if not for the way you’re wrapped around him, so warm, so good. you breathe through your mouth, your cheeks tingling with warmth at every twitch because god, john’s reaching so far and so deep in you; it’s both so much and not enough. your nails bite at his fatigues as you try to nuzzle closer. and it’s all this dizzying buzzing warmth—skin against skin, muscle against muscle, his bulk against your fat.

[hussyknee]

my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"

me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."

[maridiansnack]

Armistice for @radarwarble

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[scribblewise]

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[springsylph]

me, pre-dune 2: not the biggest fan of austin butler, but i’m very interested in seeing how his feyd-rautha fares in comparison to book feyd-rautha! i sure do hope nothing happens to the arrangement of my brain cells!

movie feyd-rautha, bald, foaming at the mouth, very clearly in need of several million extra screws and solitary confinement:

me, post-dune 2 at six in the morning: i need him.

[myfairynuffstuff]

Matazō Kayama (1927 - 2004) - Kaki (Persimmon). Mezzotint.

[kyokoito]

紅白梅ジロ

2024.03.04 (裏庭より) 狙っていない時に限って、チャンスに恵まれるという法則

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I am on my way to being the best auntie ever or the worst sister-in-law that ever lived. Possibly both.

I am making my 2-year-old niece a plushy for her birthday. She is very hands-on baby and wants to help with everything and be involved in the center of attention. A few weeks after her birthday everyone is going dipnetting. She is two and can not help with dip netting or do anything but watch.

So I am making her a toy salmon. And I am making it so she can filet it. It has guts. It has bones. It is all one piece and child friendly, and I am debating using embedded magnets or velcro to hold the filets on.

She has a kitchen set with a little wooden knife at her grandparents house, who have already heard about this and think its a great idea. We are gonna teach this kid to clean and process fish. She already knows where meat comes from and she will want to get in and do what everyone else is doing which she can not do because the fish are only slightly smaller than she is.

So, salmon plushy

[brekkie-e]

I know i know i know it cant be changed there were reasons it couldn't happen i get it

But no Cassandra hunting down Solas with Varric??? NO CASSANDRA SEEKING?? SEEKER CASSANDRA NOT SEEKING? I HATE IT HERE.

Also like tell me it wouldn't have been beautiful to see the two of them working together willingly as a team? Where they started where they ended type shit. It all began with her interrogating him to help her find a hero. Now theyre working together to find the villian. Their mutual friend.

If Solas still kills Varric in this au-ification of events think of how fucked up that would be for Cass. Watching her two friends do that to eachother. All these years of pretending to hate his jokes, and he's dying in her arms. She lives with the fact that she dragged him in to this. She pulled him from the Hanged Man. She dragged him across Thedas. She is the reason he met Solas. She threatened to execute him all those years ago. But she marked him for death anyway.

And i geeeet it. She can be divine. Yadda yaddaa yadda. But she aint MY divine. Which means in my universe she's just?? Got better things to do i guess? I dont believe it.

[shima-draws]

Sanji: Honestly, I can't believe you! You have someone as pretty as Boa Hancock obsessing over you and you don't even--

Luffy: Sanji's prettier though

Sanji: I

Sanji: What??

Luffy: I guess Hancock looks nice. For a girl anyway. But Sanji's way, way prettier than she is

Sanji: *squeaks* O-oh

[d0llb1rds]

what’s a man got to do to get freaks in his ask box. what’s a man got to do to get horny mutuals.

[electricpipeorgan]

If his first scene in the series hadn't immediately made me fall in love with him, then it would've been here. The perfect warmth in his face and voice (as well as just the wonderful writing & choreography for him) is just too gorgeous j-j

I had no idea this man would be so warm and adorable from just looking at his portrait in the pilot

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

What if everything is the same but creator mc reincarnate as melusine, but as a new sub species like a lizard or something aquatic liked a ocolot

And they are still have domain of the water but more safer in a fresh water spring

i will assume you mean axolotl because i'm pretty sure ocelots aren't aquatic (they're so cute though,,,, spotted string bean cats)

you're a little like the Melusine, a little like the Vishaps- a combination of lizard, dragon-ish traits and bloopy squishiness, and most comfortable deep underwater, fresh, not salt. it's safe and quiet down at the bottom of your little lake, the first place you took refuge in after you woke up again. no one comes to bother you- they're all too frightened of the monsters that prowl the area, the hilichurls and odd, alien breacher primuses. occasionally you'll see the Melusine skipping around and poke your head out to say hello. they give you flowers and shells, and you give them strange, glowing coral that only seems to flourish in freshwater under your care. the only one apart from the Melusine who dares to find you is Foul Legacy, entirely following the instincts that draw him towards an unassuming spring nestled in the middle of Elynas

Legacy delicate sniffs the surface of the water, leaping back in surprise when you stick the tip of your nose out, a pair of feelers waving on your head. carefully he leans in, crystalline eye tracing over the faint, shimmering scars on your body, and suddenly his glittering wings begin to flutter in awe

you rarely discuss the fact that you're the Creator- you know, he knows, and you've been hurt and killed because of it. both of you have been mere things, to be hunted or used as a weapon, so together you reconcile simply existing as yourselves. Foul Legacy can hold his breath for hours at a time, and he loves curling around you at the very bottom of the pond for a short nap. you gather the pearls and shells from the Melusine and a few pieces of your favorite coral, decorating Legacy's hair and fluff with the little treasures as he sits still as a statue, aside from the slight hum of his purr. in exchange he uses his Vision to push and pull at the water, forming shapes and little waves for you to happily swim around in

you and Foul Legacy, alone, quiet, and happy

[jazzy-flowerr]

So I forced my sister, mom, and dad to name a bunch of Cuphead characters

And uhhhhh these were the results :))

(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE NAMES MY DAD GAVE THEM I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THEM MEANNNN AGHJKABGHJUKD-)

(I'll do this with the characters from the DLC later)